Extreme Fan Makeover: California Edition
by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2008 7:06 PM PST
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PrintWell, it has come to this. California is debased to rooting for another team to win out so that they can make the Holiday Bowl. Yes. If all our dreams come true, we get, what? The Holiday Bowl.
Well, I guess, you can't win em all. So, what does this mean? This means for the next few weeks, we Cal fans all become the biggest Oregon State fans around. So, you need to help me. I need to know how to become an Oregon State fan. I've already got the sheep costume and the inferiority complex. The inferiority complex comes with the territory of being a Cal fan already. That was easy The sheep costume I got at a Halloween Spirit Superstore. 24.99! So cheap!
So, what else do I need? I'm sure when I ask the OSUers, I'll get answers like "a huge shlong" and slash or "a gorgeous wife." But I need the truth. And who else to get that from, but their sworn enemy. Ducks!
Halp me!
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Well, you came to the right place.
I have no doubt that a few Beaver fans are well endowed. I can’t personally confirm that. I do, however, know a couple Beaver Nation Buckaroos who do have gorgeous wives. What YOU will need is a long sleeved plaid shirt, a pair of Lee jeans, a good belt with a decent size buckle and one big, fat – and quite possibly well-earned – chip on your shoulder.
Believe in yourself…’cause almost no one else does.
The ATQer formerly known as Seattle Quacker...oh yeah, I hate the wings.
You basically covered it with inferiority complex.
F*ck you Shufelt you're gonna spend the night... OUT-SIDE!
I'm not gonna lie
OS does have some hot women on campus
You also forgot to start this post of by trolling.
By having logic and earnest questions not mindless factless trolling you are already not a Beav fan. Come back again with a post that is more like something you pulled out of your ass and then you have something.
GO DUCKS!!!!
Just to be cleer
The sheep costume would be for your significant other, not for you
by bradLL99 on Nov 18, 2008 8:10 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
What if I were to get 2?
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no no no
that’s all wrong. It has to be man on sheep. If you really want to get technical your sheep costume needs to be a male sheep also.
Ducks Go!
I’m not sure my wife is going to go along with this. I mean OK, man on sheep action. That’s perfectly fine. But gay man on sheep action.
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Look…
Do you want to do this, or not? If you really do – Gay sheep costume. Now.
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
The things I do for Cal.
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You do your fan base proud.
I’ll make sure to tell all of them of the great lengths you go to.
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
I’m a beaver fan now. I don’t care what Cal thinks of me.
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Those stupid hippies!
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1. Finish this sentence. “Go Bea-”
2. “Riley” – QB or Head Coach?
3. Spell “Stanford”
4. “Rose Bowl” – Myth or Legend?
5. “Beaver” – Slang term or Semi-Aquatic Rodent
6. Who is your 2nd favorite team?
7. Something is knocking down a tree – what is it, and why?
8. Your team is driving and the ball is fumbled at the goal line, and it goes out of bounds – Who were you playing against?
9. You’ve had too much to drink, so you feel like steeling a gay sheep. How do you know it is gay?
10. What would you rather drive? A sleek and sexy sports car, or an old reliable pickup truck?
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
1. tles new 14 minute experimental song
2. Giver of handjobs
3. Stanfelt
4. Semi-Aqutic Rodent
5. Mythical Semi-Aquatic Rodent
6. Beaverton High
7. My shlong. It’s huge.
8. Stanford
9. You can tell how gay it is by seeing how it voted on Prop 8.
10. An old reliable gay sheep.
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1. Unfortunately references to the greatest band, and Carnival Of Light aren’t worth a point. 0
2. I personally feel that this is more of an attack on MIke Riley’s recruiting style. -1 OSU; +1 UO
3. The rumor is that you’re Jewish. I’ll allow this one. +1 OSU
4. Misspelled “Aquatic”. +1 OSU
5. Exalting the great Beaver. +2 OSU
6. Creepy accurate. +1 OSU
7. The rumor is that you’re Jewish. I’m skeptical – But I don’t want to verify. +1 OSU (Did not read)
8. NAILED IT! +2 OSU, +1 Cal, +1 Stanford, +1 UO
9. Not everyone that voted against Prop 8 is gay. But it’s a good filter. +1 OSU; +1 Miami (OH)
10. I really hope you aren’t going to ride that thing. +5 OSU
130% OSU
20% UO
10% Cal
10% Stanford
10% Miami (OH)
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Congratulations. You’re a beaver fan!
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
You know we might have to test your beaver fandom, right?
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
Of course I am! Any good fan should be able to pass a simple test!
It's spelled "S-h-u-t-s-a-n-d-s-c-o-r-e-s"".
Did I pass?
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No we stacked the box.
Ahhhhh get it? Get it?
F*ck you Shufelt you're gonna spend the night... OUT-SIDE!
No
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Is that the guy from To Catch A Predator?
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wait a second
you aren’t talking about testing his commitment to “sheep issues” are you?
--Dominic
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
if it helps
you get to be really drunk and in the middle of an empty field at night. Well, empty except for the jealous sheep surrounding you.
Ducks Go!
I didn’t know sheep could emote.
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You must wear a bright orange jumpsuit at all times.
That way, you can go hunting on Friday, to the Beaver game on Saturday, and back to work with the prison road crew on Sunday.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
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