trumpetduck and Takimoto drink PBR, make fun of Washington

by Takimoto on Nov 21, 2008 11:19 PM PST

Happy Apple Cup Eve AtQ!!! In honor of one of the most anticipated games of the season, trumpetduck and I thought we'd give you some quick stats from this season.

TD-INT ratio of the starting Apple Cup starting quarterbacks: 4-21
Offensive advantage: Washington, with the 115th ranked offense in the country.
Number of points scored by WSU against FBS opponents: 81. Number of points scored by LaGarrette Blount: 90.
Number of points scored by Washington and Washington State: 139. Number of points scored by Blount and JJ: 156
Number of WSU rushing touchdowns: 9. Number of Washington rushing touchdowns: 11. Number of Ducks with more rushing TDs than WSU's or Washington's whole team: 2.
Number of combined rushing yards per game for UW and WSU: 173.2. Number of Oregon rushing yards per game: 268.1
Oregon's team yards per carry average: 6.0. Number of Washington State or Washington rushers with a yards per carry average above 6.0: 1(Jordan Polk, 5 carries).
Number of extra points attempted by starting WSU kicker Nico Grasu: 12. Number of XPs made by backup Duck kicker Morgan Flint: 14.
Number of combined points scored by both Washington and Washington State: 278. Lowest number of Ducks needed to reach that point total: 5 (JJ, Blount, Masoli, Evensen, Terence Scott have 290)

OK, i'm sick of this now, and it's almost depressing. No it's not. Happy I Hate Washington Day.

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great finds!

But PBR? Seriously? The great thing about living in the Pacific NW is that it makes it very easy for me to be a beer snob. Widmer Hefeweizen is my favorite.

UW and WSU are epically bad, some of the worst teams in Pac-10 history. I feel bad for WSU, whom I’ve always had a soft spot for. Fuck the Huskies, and may their misery continue for eternity.

I know that you're thinking about making a Woodburn joke. Know that I will pummel you if you do.

I miss you, ATQ.

by WoodburnDave on Nov 22, 2008 9:44 AM PST reply actions

Ninkasi

Oh i completely agree, Ninkasi is the greatest thing to ever be put in a bottle, or my mouth for that matter. But sometimes you need to have twice as much beer for a third the price. Cut us some slack college and all that.

Agree about the Fuskies. I just feel bad for WSU not only are they the worst team ever, they live in Pullman, ew!

Ducks Go!

by trumpetduck on Nov 22, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah my parents are big on Ninkasi.

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn Shufelt?

by qrsouther on Nov 22, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions

but….it’s a blue ribbon winner! that means it’s the best!

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 22, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions

Thats damn right

In this troubled economy beers like PBR are more and more important

by bradLL99 on Nov 23, 2008 5:04 PM PST up reply actions

Puts it into perspective huh?

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn Shufelt?

by qrsouther on Nov 22, 2008 9:54 AM PST reply actions

Let's go Cougs!

This is going to be the most ridiculously futile college football game since the 1983 Toilet Bowl. Let’s hope WSU can accidentally score once for the win!

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Nov 22, 2008 12:37 PM PST reply actions

Seriously

You guys up in the Pac NW have some of the best beer in the US and you are drinking PBR. I know you are in school but c’mon how about Ninkasi? Local and good plus the cost is not to much for college kids.

PS Widmer was the first beer I had my first trip to Portland, still drink it on occasion to reminise. Thanks for that shoutout Dave.

GO DUCKS!!!!

by DuckinNC on Nov 22, 2008 2:41 PM PST reply actions