Beaver Trolls

by David Piper on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT

I've only got two things to say to you:

1. We've never had a basketball team go 0-18.

2. We've never had a player steal a gay sheep.

Nothing you can say can top those. Not even the Whizzenator. Consider yourselves owned.

--Dave

PS: I want to make it very clear that regardless of what happens here, it is never okay to troll BTD or any other team's board. Doing so will be met with swift and unmerciful punishment.

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well stated

by DuckinNC on May 23, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

haha, awesome

And I agree 100% on the BTD comment. Jake runs a top notch site and never stoops to the crap we’ve seen recently. He is to be commended.

by jtlight on May 23, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

Jake does an awesome job over there

And while I was very proud to win best Pac-10 blog this year, Jake has been runner up two years in a row. If he doesn’t win next year, its a travesty.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on May 23, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

How did you know the sheep was gay?

I’m not sure it was a willing participant at all

by bradLL99 on May 23, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions

it was from the OSU gay sheep study

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on May 23, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions

although

the sexuality of the sheep is irrelevant because, as you said, the sheep wasn’t a willing participant.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on May 23, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

-Jerry Seinfeld.

by qrsouther on May 25, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks guys.

I’m sorry some of us have been making fools of ourselves on this site and others. I’ll address the issue on my blog as soon as I make heads and tails of it.

--JB--

by Jake Bertalotto on May 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions

Don't worry about it

I really don’t mind too much, as long as it doesn’t reach the point of spite or rudeness.

Our schools are always going to poke fun at each other a bit, its just part of what makes the whole thing fun. With a post like this, we kind of asked for it :>)

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on May 24, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Why are you so fucking respectable!

Damn you it’s making it hard for me to hate you!

by qrsouther on May 25, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Hoo boy

Dave, you had a team go winless in PAC8 play, coached by Dick Harter.

And I could name a couple of dozen major embarrassments to the UO.

by beavazapata on May 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I am sure embarrassed about that season…FROM 37 YEARS AGO!!!! You guys went winless months ago, which makes is so much more embarrassing at the moment. In thirty-five years, if I bring up the Beaver’s winless PAC-10 conference record in aught-eight, I hope someone promptly kicks me in the balls.

Timeliness is so hot right now.

by djp on May 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions