So, I just received the following in an email.  Most I had heard before in some form or another.  What do you guys think?  Have any others?

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and the UW Program?
A: One lures kids into a fantasy world and uses them, is willing to pay millions to stay out of court, and has faded greatly over the years. The other is a musician.

Q: What's the difference between a Husky and a bowl of Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

Q: How do you keep a Husky player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Did you hear that The Rolling Stones are playing at Husky Stadium?<
A: Yeah, they're 10-point favorites.

Q: What is the difference between a Husky cheerleader and an elephant?
A: About 40 lbs.

Q: How do you equalize the two?
A: Feed the elephant.

Q: Did you hear about the Husky linebacker that stole the Police Car?
A: He saw the "911" on the side & thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Husky Stadium?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Husky fan with a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things a pig's just not gonna do.

Q: Why did the Husky football alum put his diploma on the dash board?
A: So he could park in handicapped parking.

Q: How do you make a Husky graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What does the average Husky player get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

The UW football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?" All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride

A UW football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the WalMart came out and unplugged it.

A family of U of W football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oregon jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Duck fan and I would like to wear this to school". .. The sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to mother"... Off goes the little lad with the Duck jersey in hand and finds his mother... "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I've decided to become a Duck fan and I would like to buy this jersey." Mom promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the jersey in hand to find his father... "Dad?" "Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be an Oregon fan and I would like to buy this jersey." The father is outraged and whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!" About an hour later they're all back in the car heading home... The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you learned something today." The son says, "Yes, Dad, I did."... "Good son, what did you learn?" To which the son replies, "I've only been an Oregon fan for an hour and I already hate you Husky bastards."