Why Boise State Will Win
This is a guest post from Kevan at One Bronco Nation Under God. A similar post authored by me will be appearing on his site later today. --Dave
Don't get me wrong. I am scared about this game.
I am scared in ways I have not been scared since Gremlins 2, a bad corn maze experience, and the made-for-TV movie "Miracle Landing." The Oregon running game has me more nervous than a Joey Harrington out route. I am less prepared for the Autzen Stadium atmosphere than Akili Smith was for NFL playbooks. And I am worried that my Broncos will crumble like Dennis Dixon's ACL.
If only there was some sign of hope that could help me put to rest my fears. Oh, what's that? Oregon is starting a third string quarterback who doesn't know the offense? Sigh. That's better.
The Ducks' M*A*S*H unit at the quarterback position is far from the only reason for me to be hopeful. While every one else is burying the Broncos before the game even starts, I am prepared to declare premature victory and shout from the top of a mountain how confident I am that Coach Pete, Ian Johnson, and the greatest team in the Northwest will win going away on Saturday. I'll probably need a small mountain, though, since I'm afraid of heights and I don't like attention.
Don't believe me? Oklahoma fans didn’t either, and we all know what happened there (let’s not talk about East Carolina fans). There are a number of sound reasons why the Broncos should come away with a win on Saturday, and there are a number of unsound ones which I’m sure I will feature on my site throughout the end of the week.
But for now, I’m going to focus on the reasons that make sense. After all, those are the ones most likely to matter on Saturday. The Broncos have a number of factors going their way, and if they can put all their positives together, a Boise State win will be in the bag.
Don't kill the messenger. Seriously, I have plans on Sunday night.
Reason #1: Uh, did you see the Purdue game?
I did, and it warmed my heart.
Oregon looked downright pedestrian in that game, and we're not talking Walkman-and-jogging-shorts pedestrian. We're talking motorized-scooter or senior-citizen pedestrian. The Ducks had no right to be in that game, and it is a miracle that Purdue didn't put them away when they had the chance.
If Oregon plays the way they did against Purdue, Boise State's chances for a win jump considerably. The team I saw on TV was sloppy, inefficient, and mistake-prone, and considering the Broncos play in the WAC, they know how to deal with those kinds of teams.
Reason #2: Pass defense the St. Louis Rams would envy
Boise State's secondary is one of the best in the country, and they should be able to completely shut down the Oregon passing attack on Saturday.
Everywhere you look in the Broncos' defensive backfield you will find trouble. Cornerbacks Kyle Wilson and Brandyn Thompson are two of the best in the WAC, and safety Jeron Johnson is a force to be reckoned with. BSU can trot out scores of DBs into all sorts of different positions, so don't expect them to get tired if a track meet breaks out on the Autzen turf.
I picture the Broncos singling up on the outside receivers, putting eight in the box to stop the run, and turning Jeremiah Masoli into a modern-day version of Rob Johnson. But that's just me.
Reason #3: Kellen Moore, mythical god
Quick facts about Boise State freshman QB Kellen Moore:
1. He does not get rattled.
2. He knows what you're doing before you do it.
3. He is the greatest left-handed person ever to live.
Playing the Ducks will be the first true test for Moore, and Bronco fans have no doubt that he will do great. He has been as good as advertised through Boise State's first two games, and he has showed poise and talent that belies his age. Oh, and we are best friends. In my imaginary world.
Reason #4: Destiny
That's right. Destiny. The Broncos are due for a road win over a Pac-10 team. It has to happen sometime, and I would be doing my Bronco Nation membership a disservice if I didn't think it would happen here.
Those four reasons do a great deal to put my heart at rest heading into Saturday’s game. Of course, I still have to worry about the Autzen atmosphere, Oregon’s speed, the Broncos’ unproven young team, and years of built-up BCS away game inadequacies.
But if I overcame my fear of Gremlins, this Oregon thing should be a piece of cake.
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really?
First off, who starts their guest spot blog by bashing your host’s team in the first paragraph repeatedly. Boise State is still riding off their improbable win vs. Oklahoma a year and a half ago. And it’s even better since your head coach was at Oregon for five years. And his reasons for why Boise will win, those are great. #1 – Oregon came back from 17 down on the road. #2 – who has Kellen Moore played in his first two games that makes him the second coming? #3 – Are you kidding me. Destiny is your reason why you’re going to win? Just like it was Purdue’s destiny to beat a ranked tea……whoops. And Oregon fans aren’t overlooking Boise State. We’re not Oklahoma. We’re from the same geographic area. It’s just the same way we overlook your WACmate Fresno State, that we’ve beaten every year. They use the same “no one respects us”.
by chiduck on Sep 19, 2008 8:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Relax....I think you are taking this article much more seriously than it needs to be.
He actually does a decent job of saying why Boise State will have a chance to win while being humorous at the same time
by ppilot on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
with this criticism, you’re really going to hate my post on their site. Its supposed to be snarky and arrogant, their post on here was much kinder than mine was for them.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 19, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. What kind of loyal homer would you be if your posts weren’t snarky and arrogant. That’s just plain how I live my life!
I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came off like a whiny bitch
after rereading my post, wow, did i sound whiny. quite honestly i think i’m a little on edge after being at the purdue game last week. that game turned me inside out, so i’m a little tense with the Duck bashing comments. i’m all for good humor and making fun of oneself.
by chiduck on Sep 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check this out, a quote taken from his post: “But for now, I’m going to focus on the reasons that make sense.”
“Reason #3: Kellen Moore, mythical god”
It’s a little premature to consider a rookie QB who has only played two chump schools a “mythical god.”
by ATLDuck on Sep 19, 2008 8:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bellotti
…will have the Ducks ready. Regardless of who we’ll have under center, our offense will be dropping points on the board like “J-Will drops first downs” (I love that line)… GO DUCKS!
by ATLDuck on Sep 19, 2008 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done...
Kevan. I loved the tongue-in-cheek. Those of us in North Idaho will be rooting for you guys when we aren’t rooting for Oregon(Go Ducks!) or Idaho(sigh).
by HowlinFowl on Sep 19, 2008 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Re: #3
You know you’re trying to talk yourself into something when you’re bringing a Frosh QB into Autzen, and then list that as a “pro” instead of a “con.”
Let us know how that turns out.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Sep 19, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crumble like Dennis Dixon's ACL?
Fuck You.
by coolconman on Sep 19, 2008 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know
I think the rest of the article is pretty funny…but that hurt.
"Droppin' knowledge like J-Will drops first downs" Dave - Addicted to Quack
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 19, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think some of you are taking this a little too seriously
Dixon hurt his ACL, Roper tore his vagina, being a Dooks QB is more of a curse than being on the cover of Madden lol
The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs
by The VD Special on Sep 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cry
What do you mean? I never stopped crying from Dixon’s ACL tear!
"Droppin' knowledge like J-Will drops first downs" Dave - Addicted to Quack
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 19, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I think that Masoli will be better than Roper once he calms down and gets into a rhythm.
by Harringtoncuz3 on Sep 19, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double D
Dennis Dixon is a no-no. That’s an area that is still sore, and will be for a while. You can make fun of Akili and Roper, hell even Joey if it’s REAL funny….but please do not talk about Dennis. I hope Oregon beats BSU into the ground and laughs at them doing it.
Icey
by ChicagoQuack503 on Sep 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please, please, please
go single coverage on the outside receivers (ie. Jaison Williams) with Masoli’s rocket arm in the game. your corners will not look so vaunted. Williams will have so many opportunities over the top that he’ll HAVE TO catch one of them.
Also, aren’t BSU’s corners always the 1st or 2nd best in the WAC, along with (F)redneck State? I didn’t think there were any other teams in the conference.
They've gone to plaid!
by gribbit1 on Sep 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
I really hope that Kelly will take advantage this week if they go one-on-one. And I hope Masoli won’t be afraid to throw it downfield if the opportunity arises.
Also, this is for all those above… because pain makes you know you’re alive…

--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRR
It’s not enough that it haunts my nightmares?
"Droppin' knowledge like J-Will drops first downs" Dave - Addicted to Quack
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 19, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I going to have to break out the banhammer on Jared?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The MASH unit...
Masoli, a JUCO champion, is 16-28 with 2 TD’s and no ints, and Harper, our stud true freshman weighing in at 235 with 4.4 speed, has 105 yards rushing on 20 attempts and is 4-6 with a TD in the passing game. Gotta love our depth and the fact that C. Kelly has them already broken in. I never wish injury on anyone but Masoli is truely the right quarterback right now. I know this guy thinks his secondary is good, for the WAC, but he forgot to mention that his freshman quarterback is now throwing against Chung and co. at Autzen. Idaho State was some fierce competition though.
On paper it looks like we should dominate in the trenches. They look severely mismatched on both sides of the ball – for instance, their d-line is going up against a very strong Pac-10 o-line, which is light where they have experience (their real beef looks young on their roster), and their o-line has one player with a start before this year. Nick Reed & Co. should have a field day teeing up on their 5’9" mythical god. They have a strong linebacking corp and secondary but if the first guy getting a hand on Blount is in the second level…watch out!
by BisonDucks on Sep 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kellen Moore...
will probably be another productive BSU quarterback, in time. But he’s one redshirt year removed from being all-world at little 2A Prosser High in middle-of-nowhere Washington, and has started two D-1 games in friendly confines, against sub-par teams. Everyone going to Autzen knows he’s green – part of the beauty of the Oregon crowd. It will be something like entering the 7th dimension of hell. And that with four new starters on the o-line.
- Jeremy
by JConant on Sep 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a recipe for false starts...
which will get the crowd even more into it.
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 19, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent article
I thought the article was funny, well-written and enjoyable. I took no offense to anything that was written. I am surprised anyone was offended.
Go Ducks!!
by Ruprect on Sep 19, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why Boise St. Will Get Blown Out
#1-Autzen Stadium Noise
Oregon Fans will be pumped and will pump up the volume, rattle the feeble Demi-God, named Moore, and completely energize the Ducks to execute at their highest level.
#2-Superior Running Game
L.Blount (BFT, as I like to call him) and J.Johnson will tear it up, running for a total of 250+ yards combined, while Harper adds another 70-80 yards. Mark my words, Harper will have his first break out long run for a TD on Saturday.
#3-Learning Curve
Oregon played like crap last week, so special teams mishaps and dropped passes will likely improve this week. Also, the guy that threw two INT’s won’t be playing (I see this as a good thing for Oregon, even though some disagree).
#4-Broncos have never beaten a PAC-10 team on the road
Nuff said.
by D-Boy on Sep 19, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First off
I’m not one for excuses, but the weather did have some what of an effect on our passing game last week. The Recievers though, did do their fair share of dropping passes, insert Jaison Williams here. Dickson was the only one that did anything, but pretty sure Purdue was more focused on stopping Williams and Davis.
Second, to think a Red Shirt Frosh is a god compared to Jake Locker who was shut down for most of the UW game, come on now, let’s be realistic about that. If this guy was truely that good, why is he playing in the WAC? No disrespect to BSU as they have built a pretty solid team, one that has the most wins of any team in the last 10 years, but this Moore kid cannot be on Locker or any PAC-10 QB’s level except for maybe Wazzu or Craft at UCLA.
Third, as most Oregon fans are, I’m still pretty distraught about DD. That was kind of a slap in the face considering how much of a turn around he had and where this team was heading last year. In short, if Oregon establishes the running game with a banged up JJ, and Blount-Force-Trauma as I hear that’s the nickname floating around Eugene, and the recievers catch passes equals long day for the Broncos. I predict 45-24 Oregon if all these things happen
by socalduck on Sep 19, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lighten up - this guys pretty funny
Hey man – don’t get mad at this guy, he’s pretty funny.
Speading of pretty funny…
Did you realize that if you rearrange the letters in:
“Boise State Football”
You get
“’Best fellatio taboos.”
See for yourself at: http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.php?source_text=Boise+State+Football&emphasis=1&gender=2&vulgar=0&seen=true
Now THAT, my short peckered friend – is funny
by Coach Brooks on Sep 19, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree
I thought the post was quite funny
by bradLL99 on Sep 19, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
There is no way that Boise State will win! You were wrong on everything especially the left-handed part. Here are the greatest left handers ever:Babe Ruth, “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, Larry Bird, Steve Young, Pelé -Edson Arantes do Nascimento, Oprah Winfrey, Jim Henson puppeteer of Kermit the Frog, Bruce Willis, Robert DeNiro, Leonardo da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Kurt Cobain, Paul Mcartney, Jimi Hendrix, Mark Twain and a bunch of presidents
James A. Garfield 20th
Herbert Hoover 31st
Harry S. Truman 33rd
Gerald Ford 38th
Ronald Reagan 40th
George H.W. Bush 41st
Bill Clinton 42nd
by Harringtoncuz3 on Sep 19, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That made my day.
I’m excited to know that Kermit the Frog was left handed.
Go Duckies!
by JShufelt on Sep 19, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And both Obama and McCain.
Whoever wins, it’s actually a victory for the left!
by pualo on Sep 20, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sad to inform you...
That the Ducks will ruin your day, just like Chris Meyers ruined Ian Johnson’s proposal on National TV…
Great post. I enjoy that kind of humor
by 071903 on Sep 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am sad to inform all of you...
That the Broncos just ruined all of you Quackers’ day. Kellen Moore wasn’t rattled and played to his “mythical god” status.
Good luck to Oregon for the rest of the season. Every Bronco will be rooting for you to win the Pac-10.
by forum8usa on Sep 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs


















