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This One's For You Rishi: An Ode to My Balls

If none of this makes sense, read the hostile takeover thread.  All of it.

  • my balls make Haloti Ngata look like LaMichael James.
  • Zach Follett asked my left testicle to be the chef of the Pain Train dining car
  • Sam Cassell's balls dance came about from a six-month stint he did working for me as my testicle caddy.  That position is now held by trumpetduck and butthol, working in twelve-hour shifts.
  • My right nut taught itself how to talk.  Its first words were NAILED IT!
  • My balls could organize a bloodless coup against TwistNHook's fascist regime, but they kinda wanna see where this goes.
  • My balls are currently holding Tom Holmoe and Joe Ayoob for ransom.  In hindsight, this is the worst decision my balls have ever made.
  • My balls beat Adimchinobe Echemandu in a footrace.  EDIT: My balls would also like credit for spelling Adimchinobi Echemandu's name right on the first try.
  • My balls declared themselves Sanchez, just so no one else could.



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