Lou Hotlz

by duckaroniandcheese on Jan 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST Comment 27 comments

I didn't hear it myself. What was it he said at halftime of the Holiday Bowl, something like Oregon wasn't gonna score another TD and OSU was gonna run away and hide? Again, I didn't hear it first hand and if it is the case it's reminiscant of Seth Davis saying the Ducks BBall team wasnt gonna run away and hide from USC before they beat them by 30+. Again, I only heard it second hand.

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Lou Holtz is an asshat.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 6, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions 5 recs

How is this comment not green?

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

fixed

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 8, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

You get a rec for your ingenious and astute observation.

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by JShufelt on Jan 8, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My favorite Lou Holtz quote was from 2007 when he said pre-Michigan game….and I quote…

“Don’t let Ory-gon become another Appalachian State”

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Lou Holtz is a nut job. He’s the worst commentator/analyst on ESPN.

Did you know he predicted Notre Dame would have an 11 win season?

He has no form of objectivity.

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

He has no form of knowledge.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 6, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I would throw in Skip Bayless before Holtz

I would pretty much like to rip Bayless’ arms off and beat him with them. I would go after Holtz with Bayless’ arms after I was done….perhaps Mark May is next? You can see that May HATES working with Holtz, and I can’t say that I blame him.

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Jan 7, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Did you see this?

He is one of the worst commentators around. How the hell does he have a job?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 7, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He’s very bad, but the difference between Skip Bayless and Lou Holtz is that Skip is an afterthought analyst on a time filler show. He’s on one of the lowest rungs on the ESPN ladder. Lou Holtz speaks multiple times every football Saturday as an expert analyst, and he has his own program features. For ESPN’s college football ladder, he’s only a couple steps down from the College Gameday crew.

Bayless might be worse, but I’d still get rid of Holtz first.

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 7, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

it is fun watching Stephen A. Smith beat the shit out of Skip every day on First Take.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 7, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s astounding that Skip makes him look smart.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 7, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

THE NEW YAWK KNICKS ARE TERRIBLE!

My HDTV is a JustinTV streamer who doesn't just use a webcam :(

by inroywetrust on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Was that Barkley?

Because the Knicks play turrbull Defense. You can’t win in this leauge with defense like like. Back when I was playin’ wit thu Suns, we played Defenese and we won.

by duckaroniandcheese on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It was supposed to be Stephen A, but Chuck works as well

My HDTV is a JustinTV streamer who doesn't just use a webcam :(

by inroywetrust on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Senile. Old. Man.

Is a mancrush on LeGarrette Blount considered beastiality?

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by qrsouther on Jan 6, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Everytime Holtz talks

I have to wipe off the inside of my tv screen.

by grimc on Jan 6, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

He sounds like he's got a feeding tube down his throat.

Is a mancrush on LeGarrette Blount considered beastiality?

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Where the Shufelts, butthols, and like half of the population of Chicago roam...

by qrsouther on Jan 6, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m not gonna really comment about how he talks, his content is bad enough.

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 6, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

i can’t wait till trumpetduck gets on this thread. he hates lou holtz more than i’ve ever seen anyone hate anyone

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 6, 2009 6:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I could make a new blog about how much he sucks.

Lou Holtz is Brick Tamlans brother
I could rant all day long about this homer idiot.
Some people use the phrase Even a blind dog finds a bone, I say Even Lou Holtz is right every once in a while.
Lou Holtz is the reason the mute button was invented.
Ok I can understand the pep talks, he use to give them, but a doctor. Are you serious? Or when they go to court, gah its a good thing Mark May is awesome.
But seriously do people on the other side of the Rockies like ND so much that they can listen to this joke of an expert? How is he on ESPN still?

Ducks Go!
694, bam!

by trumpetduck on Jan 6, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs