OT: Duck Sports Haiku
by Takimoto
on Jan 6, 2009 11:34 PM PST
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Ok, well fowlball, butthol, and I got the ball rolling in the Dixon thread, and I'm avoiding analyzing Bach's Fugue No. 2 in C Minor, so how about your best efforts at Duck related Haiku? Here's a few for starters:
One part Masoli
Mix in JJ, Scott, Dickson
Serves sixty-five points
Big Ben has a ring
Leftwich has experience
I prefer Dixon
Thirteen seconds left
Mac Court about to go nuts
Brooks hits the jumper
A hundred players
None of them good at football
It's the Apple Cup!
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Just use Schenkerian Analysis. Everything comes down to three blind mice
TP at the point
Dribbling, Dribbling more!
Another game is lost
--Dominic
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on
Jan 6, 2009 11:44 PM PST
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I’d rather not start using Schenker until next year, when I’m taking three straight terms of it.
It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Jan 7, 2009 12:32 AM PST
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The best part of Schenker is that it is almost all subjective and everything translates to me-re-do. Jack Boss was there when I was in school and taught a great Schenker class.
--Dominic
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on
Jan 7, 2009 10:48 AM PST
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Too many words, not enough pictures in that Wikipedia page…
My HDTV is a JustinTV streamer who doesn't just use a webcam :(
by inroywetrust on
Jan 8, 2009 6:27 AM PST
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Mocked for Uncle Phil
Only idiots would think
That is an insult
by grimc on
Jan 7, 2009 12:17 AM PST
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Wheaton’s gonna score!
Kenny Wheaton’s gonna score!
Huskies pass the torch.
Where’s weaton4life?
With creations like Ropert
He must post again.
by fowlball on
Jan 7, 2009 6:39 AM PST
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Quizz doesn’t play D
We know about injuries
Accept you got spanked
by duckaroniandcheese on
Jan 7, 2009 1:11 PM PST
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Autzen Stadium
A Place where teams go to die
Plus, its our logO.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on
Jan 7, 2009 1:36 PM PST
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More from the self proclaimed Haiku Master
These get better the more drunk I am or Vegas in involved (while Drunk)…
It is really hard
Not to Haiku ’bout O-S-U
And not include sheep…
Some call it “Stiff-Arm”
JJ calls it a pimp slap
I call it “Touchdown!”
LGB Man-crush
Shall be beastiality
It’s a good thing though!
Confucius Say this:
Sixty-five, six ninety-four
Shall equal no Rose Bowl
Allioti “coaches” D…
Defend the run they will do…
What’s a Play Action?
I will come up with more!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on
Jan 7, 2009 5:38 PM PST
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uniform haiku
Black-on-black? All-white?
Day-Glo green? Diamond-plate? Wings?
Wish I weren’t colour-blind.
by Al Orange on
Jan 9, 2009 8:08 AM PST
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