OT: Duck Sports Haiku

by Takimoto on Jan 6, 2009 11:34 PM PST

Ok, well fowlball, butthol, and I got the ball rolling in the Dixon thread, and I'm avoiding analyzing Bach's Fugue No. 2 in C Minor, so how about your best efforts at Duck related Haiku? Here's a few for starters:

One part Masoli
Mix in JJ, Scott, Dickson
Serves sixty-five points

Big Ben has a ring
Leftwich has experience
I prefer Dixon

Thirteen seconds left
Mac Court about to go nuts
Brooks hits the jumper

A hundred players
None of them good at football
It's the Apple Cup!

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Just use Schenkerian Analysis. Everything comes down to three blind mice

TP at the point
Dribbling, Dribbling more!
Another game is lost

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 6, 2009 11:44 PM PST reply actions

I’d rather not start using Schenker until next year, when I’m taking three straight terms of it.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 7, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions

The best part of Schenker is that it is almost all subjective and everything translates to me-re-do. Jack Boss was there when I was in school and taught a great Schenker class.

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 7, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions