Happy I Hate Washington Day: A Party Guide
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT
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The time has come this day of days, a time for celebrating. Saturday is one of many Happy I Hate Washington days, and arguably the most important Happy I Hate Washington day of the year. So it's important to celebrate in the fashion befitting the day. Please note, the holiday is called "Happy I Hate Washington Day." Don't forget the happy. Trumpetduck hates it when people forget the happy.
It's important to remember the most important rule of Happy I Hate Washington Day, the "Spirit of Husksgiving," if you will.
I Hate Washington.
Say it with me.
I HATE WASHINGTON.
Now that you're properly prepared for the day, I'd like to take you through a timeline of how to properly celebrate this glorious holiday.
12:00 AM - If you're indoors: walk to the nearest exit, stick your head out the door, and shout this short poem, the official poem of Happy I Hate Washington Day. The "Jingle Bells" of Happy I Hate Washington Day, if you will.
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot 'Em in the Head
Set 'Em on Fire
Cuz I Hate Washington
If you're outdoors: find the nearest house, store, or restaurant, stick your head in the door and shout the same poem.
8:00 AM - Wake up, and instead of putting pants on, have a drink first. It's a holiday. You deserve it.
8:02 AM - Turn on the TV, flip through, see nothing but crappy Big Ten games, grumble about it, watch anyway.
8:10 AM - Start cooking the official breakfast of Happy I Hate Washington Day.
- Eggs any style, topped with salsa verde.
- Potatoes O'Brian, with green peppers only.
- Coffee, but none of that Seattle crap!
8:20 AM - At 20 minutes after every hour, take a drink in honor of Kenny Wheaton, everybody's favorite #20.
8:45 AM - Take a moment to reflect on Michael Vick. If he were fighting huskies, would it really have been that bad? Would he have gone to jail? Fascinating...
9:00 AM - Watch Weasel Stomping Day. Cuz f*** Rick Neuheisel.
9:01 AM - Turn Weasel Stomping Day into a YouTube orgy of The Pick, JD Nelson hits, The Pick again, The Statue of Liberty, and The Pick again. Just for good measure, watch The Pick. SPOILER ALERT! Kenny Wheaton scores.
9:30 AM - Think about what Ty Willingham's doing right now. Giggle for 30 seconds. Then repeat.
9:45 AM - In case you didn't know, Rainn Wilson is a UW grad. So, go on YouTube and watch Jim Halpert playing pranks on Dwight Schrute.
10:00 AM - Print out a picture of Ryan Appleby. Punch it in the face.
10:10 AM - Take the next sixty seconds to do nothing but think about Dennis Dixon, and how awesome he is.
10:15 AM - Watch the end of the Washington-Arizona State game. God Nick Holt sucks...
10:22 AM - Grab a football, go outside, and throw it up in the air. Suck it Jack Locker, look what I can do!!! I'll allow 15 minutes for multiple throwings, and lots of giggling.
10:37 AM - Quack.
10:38 AM - Do you remember the Spirit of Husksgiving? Repeat it to yourselves a couple times, for good measure.
10:40 AM - Become Legendary. This, kids, is what we call schadenfreude.
10:45 AM - If you have a dog, put him outside for a while. He knows he deserves it. If you have a dawg, what the hell is wrong with you? Shoot it in the head and set it on fire right now!
11:00 AM - Wherever you're watching the game, take a lap around the room. Anything purple, get rid of it. Set it on fire, throw it in the trash, whatever. Just get it out of the room. Check the kitchen too. If there is any purple food lurking around (eggplant, Husky jerky, grapes), toss it out. At the very least, bury it at the bottom of the freezer.
11:25 AM - Think for a second about how close Seattle is to Canada. They're barely Americans. Barely. Americans. Say it with me. U-S-A. U-S-A! U-S-A!!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!!!
God, Washington's a mess...
11:40 AM - Watch The Pick again.
11:42 AM - Fire up the Surround Sound and blast Mighty Oregon as loud as you can.
11:50 AM - Go outside, and yell, "GOOOOOO!" at the top of your lungs. If you're lucky, someone will yell "DUUUUUUUCKS!" back. If they do, go take a drink in honor of the Juju boost you just received.
12:00 PM - It's time for a shot of something. Really, anything will do. It's the spirit of the act. But think about how many points you want the Ducks to score on their first drive. Then, take a shot of Seagram's 7, one Seagram for every point.
12:01 PM: Now is the time to choose your game seat. This is a very important decision Do you go chair, couch, recliner, computer chair so you don't have to get up to get beer? Don't be afraid to try a few out, you've got plenty of time.
12:15 PM: Get all of your game snacks together for convenient in-game eating.
12:25 PM - Grab your seat
12:29 PM - Say Todd Doxey Grace: Todd Doxey, thank you for this game. Let us demolish the Huskies like we know you would have. You'll always be in our hearts. Go Ducks.
12:29:58 PM -Get ready...
12:29:59 PM - Get set...
12:30 PM -
Gooooooooooo Ducks!!!
Whatever GameDay rituals you may have, honor those in whatever way you need to. After the game is over, have a drink, have a snack, take a nap. Enjoy your Saturday. You've earned it on another great Happy I Hate Washington Day.
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And, of course, don't forget to praise the Juju
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Oct 22, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
why is this post not rec’d up? Did people forget to praise Juju? Praise!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Also, good on you for this:
10:00 AM – Print out a picture of Ryan Appleby. Punch it in the face.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Oct 22, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Then print out many of Rick Nueheisel... use it instead of toilet paper all day
by Matt Daddy on Oct 23, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha!!!!
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
I voted for the first Hate 'em
nearly got hit with a t shirt cannon t shirt while typing
worse than travis
-Ben.
by rockingharder on Oct 22, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly, why even look at the next few choices?
I suppose there could be a “Really hate ’em” somewhere in there, so you do have to check.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a dog
Not a Husky. I trained her to bark when she sees purple things.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Oct 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec a thousand times
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the greatest post ever written!!!!!!!!!
I will make sure to follow it to the letter.
All praise to juju. We are your humble servants.
I am the child-soldier of Juju's will!
We are your humble servants!!!
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
Am I to assume...
That there is no set plan for activities/rituals after the game? I don’t think I would remember any of it anyway…
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Drink!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
“no set plan for activities/rituals after the game?”
Enjoy your hangover and watch the game tape 7 times.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
Both of them?
Time to go watch a Husky loss live for the second time this season.
I support Sonja Newcombe for Heisman.
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why everyone will laugh at me during the OSU-USC game.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
yeah about that….
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
When we win...Believe me, we are NOT overlooking UW...
We will tie the series record for consecutive wins…at 6! Damn straight!
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
Just read this again
Forgot how funny we are Matt. Good work us, have a drink we deserve it! The ironic thing is both Tako and I have to work Sat morning and don’t get to do any of this. Booo, I blame the Huskies!
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
Speak for yourself, I’m off work at 8 AM. I might even make my Go Ducks breakfast on a waffle.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
damn what ever, you are going to be asleep
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
…I’m still making Go Ducks breakfast on a waffle.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
fair enough
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Only a true Duck can do that while still asleep, kudos.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I’m working at Off the Waffle from 2:30-8 AM tonight, gonna sleep after so I stay awake the whole game.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I got it, it just made me laugh
picturing someone asleep but still dedicated enough to make the game day breakfast, eyes closed.
Don’t work too hard and Go Ducks.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't
I probably won’t need to do anything if it’s raining. Who’s coming outside in the rain to get a waffle? The answer is nobody.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
That literally sounds like something I would or have done.
And I’m honestly not joking.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
I knew you were an allstar, JShu.
Did that breakfast come with a tasty brew, or just chips?
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
very very VERY Funny
Easy on the f***in blue language. “I hate Washington Day” should be for the whole family.
Look for my FANSHOT on Why do we hate the Huskies. —kb
Killer Bee
Rec' for 8:02 and 10:45
My dog isn’t gonna like me on Saturday morning. How long should he be out in the cold to appease the Juju?
till the game is over, unless its raining
then just in a different room should be good
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be at the game, so....
no treats for him tomorrow. And I’ll randomly tell him he’s being a bad dog
by SeattleDucks on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Just say Go Ducks in a really angry tone of voice. He’ll understand.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I’ve trained my Rottweiler when I say “GOOOOOOOO” to bark once, as if to say “DUCKS”. If I say “GO DUCKS” she barks twice. It’s pretty funny.
HUCK THE fUSKIES.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Why is this not green?
MEGA-REC
nearly got hit with a t shirt cannon t shirt while typing
worse than travis
-Ben.
by rockingharder on Oct 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
My dog was lucky
For me during the Purdue game, walked into the room just as we got BOTH defensive TDs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
My tradition
Before every game day, I play Mighty Oregon first, then the opponent fight song to piss me off then Mighty Oregon again to get me pumped up.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Went out and got some more Stumptown coffee
A few minutes ago. Better than that Farbucks crap anyways.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
so i got tickets to this weekends game
they are by one of the endzones, what should my sign say?
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
A few ideas
Classic is “Campaign for a Husky Free Northwest.” or “Put the Dawgs down.” or “We Will Never Bow Down to Washington.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Here's my thought:
“HEY HOLT, PLAY PREVENT D!”
“SARK, CALL CARROLL SEE IF YOU CAN GET YOUR JOB BACK”
“SARK, BET YOU WISH YOU HADN’T ASK HOLT TO COME ALONG NOW, HUH?”
by Matt Daddy on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
some more I just thought of:
“Sarkheisel Sucks”
“University of Winless” (with the W painted like a Washington W in purple)
or how about
“steve Suckheisel”
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shark-weasel??
that kinda creeps me out
by BigGreenCountry on Oct 24, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
or i was kinda thinking of some variation of
“things u need to win(set up like a checklist)
Talent(no check)
good coaching(no check or just a picture of holt)”
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s obviously too long for one sign, but if you’re going with a friend (or sitting next to another Ducks fan):
Sign 1: Who Let The Dawgs Out?
Sign 2: I Don’t Give A S***, Put Em Back In!
I feel the need, the need...for speed!
by Gorbachav5 on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha funny
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LONGSHORE LIKES ZIMA!
I know it’s got nothing to do with this game, but God, he’s soft.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
IT’S NOT HARD TO IMPROVE ON 0-12
HUCK THE fUSKIES.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
ok i will probably do that
or something like that,
maybe “washington where one win is progress”
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nailed it.
Beautiful.
Single tear MCD, just plain nailed it.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be a print out of this:
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Maybe put put on something like:
Holt, if in doubt, Ask Madden!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
by JShufelt on Oct 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
THIS WAS GREAT!!
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Vick should've used Huskies
Jokes people, jokes
by SeattleDucks on Oct 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Vick wouldn’t have used huskies. There’s no fight in them
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Oct 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
It’s dvieira. It’s fannnnnnntastic!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Speaking of which…I was promised there would be I Can Haz Football this week!
HUCK THE fUSKIES.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t do it. I am very nervous for this game and I don’t want to risk upsetting Juju
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
exactly. The last thing I need to do is cause someone to punch someone after a loss
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Even the terrorist organization PETA would have commended that action!
Fighting Huskies is patriotic!
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
Bad taste, but its washington....
“Ted Bundy was a Husky”
by oregonsportsaddict on Oct 23, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty clever...I like it
Well sorta
by John Berkowitz on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately
I’m helping my buddy move tomorrow. I’ll be DVRing the game and watching it later. But in honor of the game, I’ll be doing the following:
Any box with green or yellow items will be handled with care.
Any box with purple items will be conveniently dropped as many times as possible.
I feel the need, the need...for speed!
This post is one rec away from being the most rec’d story in the history of ATQ!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
guess I need to fix that. Rec!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
No one should pick ummm hate 'em
You should never have to think about if you hate the fuskies or not!
"We will not settle for average, we will strive for greatness." Chip Kelly
hate the Huskies
This is a list of things to hate about the huskies. Check it out and add more!
http://apps.facebook.com/un-spun/facebook/list/40808-things-i-dislike-most-about-the-washington-huskies
Be a good dog and sit Jake
Just like last year:
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Best Duck Plays in the past decade
A bunch of you seemed to like the last list I posted so here is another one. This is an impressive list of the greatest duck plays in the past 10 years. I’m sure some of you will have plays to add. Check it out.
I love listening to the roar of the crowd when they make the tackle
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
This one just made me LOL IRL.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
*Me…
Damnit! Stupid, sonofabitch… I can’t type with SHIT! Ruined my god damn question. Stupid muscle memory, fucks me over AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
If I remember right,
that guy was really good at that.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic Hands!
I Hate Dawgs
Shoot Them in the Head
Set Them on Fire
Cause I Hate Washington
by trumpetduck on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lions and tigers and fuskies
I’ll wait to read to comments until after the post; can we get a drink (multiple) for the itinerarist? i THINK i JUST MADE A WORD…
Go Ducks!
(Ed) Dickson your mouth
After moving to Seattle in the offseason
And listening to local sports radio:
Talk obsessively about Jake Locker more than ESPN talks about Tebow;
Criticize Oregon for over-reacting with Blount;
Actually discuss whether the Washington-Notre Dame game was one of the greatest college football games ever;
Criticize Oregon for being too lenient with Blount;
Seriously discuss how Washington fans can sometimes be arrogant, but Oregon fans are dangerous unstable people;
Say that Washington beating Oregon would be a “good win, but not really an upset”;
Argue that a 10 point spread was too big because Oregon averages 32 pts a game, so they would have to hold Washington to 21 to cover, and that Jake Locker is unstoppable, and holding Washington to 21 is “absurd” and a result of hype and “propaganda” (apparently forgetting Washington failed to score 21 against Stanford and ASU… while Oregon has only allowed 19 pts COMBINED the last 3 conference games);
Dismiss Oregon’s record because the only tough road game they have played is Boise State, where they got killed (UCLA doesnt count because it is not tough to play there, and Husky Stadium is one of the “rowdiest” in college football)…
Uh, yeah, I can’t stand it anymore. If Jake Locker is SO unstoppable, why are you 3-4???
I want Oregon to win this game—but more than maybe any other game I can remember, I just want the Huskies to LOSE more than anything.
I won’t be able to handle it if they win—their delusions of grandeur are just sickening.
I am with you my brother.
Lived in Seattle two years and know exactly what you are talking about. Just wait until we win, and the delusions of grandeur are so great they forget the facts and tell you we lost.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions
"Think for a second about how close Seattle is to Canada. They're barely Americans."
This is an insult to all TRUE Canadians (and Canadian-Americans), all of whom are Duck fans.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Oct 24, 2009 4:04 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey man, we don't want to start WW3 with yall up north...
But you really could take over Seattle, and nobody would care.
But then you would have a disease in your country, in the form of Seattle/their Huskies.
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
There is a diplomatic way this could happen.
Uncle Phil purchases Seattle, and sells to Canada in exchange for exclusive UO rights to football talent.
Canada can choose to use the land as a prison colony or whatever they desire after that.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure UO already has exclusive rights to Canadian talent...
Anybody got a B"OOOOOOOO"sek"OOOOOOO" L"OOOOOOOO"kumb"OOOOOOOO"?
Yep, I am excited about Boseko’s future with the Ducks, so many "O"s in his name, a macth made in hell (for opposing offenses, that is)!
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
Indeed.
And that Owe O guy from PDX. Lot’s of O’s to root for.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m in the process of composing a letter to Uncle Phil, pointing out that Microsoft (gag) hires more grads every year from the U of Waterloo (where I live) than from any other school in the world.
If there’s a corporate analogy to the Ducks-Pus-kies, it’s Nike vs. Microsoft. Nike owes it to the U of O to start massive hiring from Waterloo (starting with a lucrative work-from-home contract for me).
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
I'm all for it.
Make sure you include the fact that you are leading (or 2nd? can’t remember) in the Jersey challenge, to add some weight to your credibility.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
“Make sure you include the fact that you are leading (or 2nd? can’t remember) in the Jersey challenge, to add some weight to your credibility.”
Tied for 2d, behind the mysterious 71903 and axemen.
Ask me again in a few hours.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
I am not that mysterious
If you wanna know about me, just ask!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Your YouTube Link Guide:
9:00
Weasel Stomping Day
The following videos are for the 9:01-9:30 block.
The Pick
9:45
Pranks on Dwight
10:40
Become Legendary
11:40
The Pick
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2009 7:43 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I love the restraint shown all week holding off on "The Pick"
And now we unleash the fury.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Crown for me!
I also have some Japanese sake…a little something special for what’s going to be a very special win.
By the grace of Juju, we all are day-to-day.
PBR. Only the finest.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Arrogant Bastard, here.
Both the beer and the person.
I’ll be following up the Bastard with numerous Shiner Bock’s at The Tavern, or Rennie’s of Austin.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only person going hard? Coffee and whiskey….
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
1. Not a coffee drinker
2. Ran out of whiskey last night. I know, shocking.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
jameson's here
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
by joffthedeckk on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
UPDATE
Kenny Wheaton just scored!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
The face of the Michigan student at the end of the Statue of Liberty clip makes me literally giggle out loud every time.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
UPDATE
KENNY WHEATON JUST SCORED AGAIN!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
dude, you’re jumping ahead. I love it.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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JJ wants you to get off of him.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
UPDATE
Kenny Wheaton just scored, and I just drank about it.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
For your printing to punch pleasure…
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
9:30 AM – Think about what Ty Willingham’s doing right now. Giggle for 30 seconds. Then repeat.
Walking around UW before the game, this would occasionally pop into my head, and I would, indeed, giggle for 30 seconds.
Time to go watch a Husky loss live for the second time this season.
I support Sonja Newcombe for Heisman.
why do you guys hate UW so much?
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
They eat babies.
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I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
And Dogs
And Baby Dogs. Which I guess you could call puppies.
Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."
Thats like asking why you hate Stanford...But worse!
Fuskie fans are simply demon seeds, the most soul-less creatures on earth
On Halloween; USC will die, Matt Barkley will cry, and all of the little bandwagoning Trojan fans will shout "WHY!?"
I don’t hate Stanford. They seem fine. I even applied there (didn’t make it in, tho). Their announcer at football games is really arrogant, though. But so is the announcer at Autzen, apparently. So, does that mean I have to hate Oregon, too?
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Well, Who the hell do you hate?
You have to despise someone
On Halloween; USC will die, Matt Barkley will cry, and all of the little bandwagoning Trojan fans will shout "WHY!?"
I hate people who take unimportant things really seriously. Especially college football.
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Then you hate Washington too?
Consensus, at last.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Our announcer isn’t arrogant. Just drunk.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
He does try to brainwash us each game with the "no rain" when it's raining thing.
But I agree that is less intentional arrogance and more incoherence.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
In part it's the baby eating, in part it's the not admitting to baby eating.
And then there’s the arrogance without any remaining substance.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 25, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Among other things...
Worst fans in the Pac-10. Just scumbags all around.
nearly got hit with a t shirt cannon t shirt while typing
worse than travis
-Ben.
by rockingharder on Oct 31, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
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