Sleeping with the Enemy- My Night at UW
by hazmat5793 on Oct 23, 2009 9:09 PM PDT
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I left the sanctity of home at around 11am today. After a quick stop at the good, old VRC Duck Store for a new car flag and poncho, I began my one man road trip to Seattle. In Vancouver when the rain stopped, I got out of the car and wrote "HUCK THE FUSKIES" on all of my windows.
At around 5pm, I roll on to the campus of the enemy. It is the ghetto. It becomes quickly apparant that I am going to shot if I don't pull over and clean my car. My cousin comes running out of her dorm, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Not good. I wipe down the windows but it can't hide the fact that I am dressed head to toe in Ducks gear and the only clothes I brought are blantant Oregon shirts.
Walking through the heart of campus with my cousin and her friend, it is easy to see that I am not welcome here. "DUCKS SUCK" being shouted out every dorm window. The walls are plastered with the usual anti-Oregon rhetoric "WE EAT DUCK", "DUCK SEASON" blah blah blah. Right now we are making to make preparations to attend the HOMECOMING festivites. My cousin is forced to disguise me in Husky gear, but again it can't hide my jacket and lanyard.
As I am typing this, she tells me that I should probably stay in her room and not her friend's cluster where the people across the hall are on the Fusky O-Line. I've got a feeling I'm not in Eugene anymore....more to come when we get back...if I make it...
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Ha-Ha
Good luck hazmat!
Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."
by ConnorOSU on Oct 23, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good work behind enemy lines, come back with valuable information.
Wait, I forgot, there’s nothing to learn about UW that anybody needs to hear.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 23, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
update
I survived the student union building but we had to bail when I provoked a Fusky after whooping him in foosball 10-2. I told him it was a sign of things to come tomorrow
Frosh Pond is shaped like an O with Ducks swimming in it….it’s a good omen!
I found it hard to not destroy all the Fusky homecoming decorations on the stairs here…the guys across the hall are TE Marlion Barnett and S Nate Fellner…Fusky sabatoge tonight? haha
by hazmat5793 on Oct 24, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My sleeping situation is worst than i thought
I am sleeping on the couch in the common area of my cousin’s friend….all I have to wear is Ducks stuff and there really is two football players down the hall….in the lobby I got a nice, warm Fusky welcome…“SLEEP ON ROCKS TONIGHT, BITCH!”…I am in the lion’s den…hopefully I wake up….
by hazmat5793 on Oct 24, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stay Strong!
Do you have a weapon?
by WashingtonDCduck on Oct 24, 2009 5:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No matter what happens tonight...
You will forever be remembered in Duck lore for your bravery! Good work soldier
A much needed bye week; and two whole weeks to focus the inner hatred of UW even moreso than normal.
Locker...Welcome to my profile, You will be formally introduced by Juju at a later date, 10/23 to be more specific!
by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hazmat? Are you still there? Hazmat?
SAY SOMETHING!!!
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 7:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No hazmat? PANIC!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay...I just woke up
I guess all the Fuskies must be hungover still because I’m the only one awake in this cluster. My next course of action is to dawn all my gear and dash across the campus again to Lander Hall…hopefully the path is clear because I didn’t bring any protection and this will be my first time alone…
by hazmat5793 on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Godspeed. And good to hear you hold your liquor better than those pussy ass Huskies.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Either all hung over or all pussies.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or both?
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose the one begets the other.
So here’s to hung over pussies with a loss to look forward to!
(JuJu, I didn’t mean it, I’m worried and feel a sense of great panic).
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have not heard from Hazmat in 12 hours!
PANIC!
Someone make phone calls! ABP on Hazmat!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He may not have made it out
Are we going to have to send an extraction team in there? NO DUCK LEFT BEHIND!
I feel the need, the need...for speed!
by Gorbachav5 on Oct 25, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Duck Hawk Down!
No child left behind (crappy program)…Whoops, no soldier left behind
On Halloween; USC will die, Matt Barkley will cry, and all of the little bandwagoning Trojan fans will shout "WHY!?"
by CaDuck on Oct 25, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still no Hazmat since Saturday morning.
Autzen - where teams go to R.I.P.
BCS, you make me tired.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 26, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did leave this post over on UWDawgPound... pretty funny if you ask me.
I just spent a night on a couch in a cluster on campus
This place reeks of butt…Huck the Fuskies!
by hazmat5793 on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by Matt Daddy on Oct 26, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE FINAL CHAPTER...yes, I am alive!
I took my one-way trip to the ground floor of the dorm. After quickly looking around for hostiles, I spotted a group of Fuskies congregating by the front door. I decided that my only option was to run through the lobby blowing my Duck call and holding my hands in a triumphant “O”…I plowed through the Fuskies and continued my display across the quad till I made it to the safety of other Ducks by the library.
And then the game…total annihilation…lots of pissed purple and gold students to laugh at
My triumphant exit entailed flying my car flags high with “HUCK THE FUSKIES” on the back of my mom’s Mazda once again, windows down and MIGHTY OREGON blaring as I made my way back to I-5, joining the mass exodus of Duck fans from the hellhole that is the University of Washington.
by hazmat5793 on Oct 26, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to represent the O.
By the grace of Juju, we all are day-to-day.
by JConant on Oct 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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