An Open Letter to the Juju

Are you there Juju? It’s me, Takimoto.

You may be looking at AtQ this week and think that we’re too caught up on rankings. I realize that you’re wise enough to not be concerned with the rankings of mortals, and that the only thing that can be controlled is the play on the field on Saturday. Dearest Juju, Chip Kelly and the Ducks strive to Win the Day, so we ask for your guidance and supervision in winning every day as best we can. Thank you.

Oh mighty Juju, we ask and seek your guidance as we seek to control what you can give us the wisdom to control. Oh mighty Juju, let us win every day, every game in your name. And lastly, oh mighty Juju, we know you don’t like pompous jerks, so please oh mighty Juju, make Pete Carroll look stupid.

In your name pray, HAIL JUJU!

…rankings, over-hyped media coverage and a national broadcast be damned! Oh wise Juju, you know the Oregon fans have been humbled before. We are doing our best to not think about the rest of the season for we know, all-mighty Juju, that it is in your hands. Please Juju guide our noble warriors on the field of football battle this week so that they may win the day. Not the conference, not the national championship, no Juju! We only see the battle in front of us, and we humbly ask for your help in it.
Thanks be to Juju!

We all respect you Juju, and we honor our roles as your humble servants.

If you seek anything, you got it :)

The media outlets just haven’t seen the clear evidence of Juju’s work. We all are well aware. It’s so apparent. The drinking in your name appeases you. Using CaDuck’s picture for your will… we are in admiration and have reverence and respect for your ways!

May you win the day!

Thank you for bringing us the wonderful treat that is College Game Day. In my mind there is no better way to show the nation your amazing skill, dedication and results. You can trust that there will be signs that praise your name, some may be subtle, but I am sure all will have you on their Go Ducks art. May your powers be as strong as they always have.

Go Ducks!

As a further token of our gratitude for your endless grace and mercy, and our deference to your power and wisdom regarding all things football, we sacrifice this young bronco. Please do with it as you will.

In Nomine Spiritus Juju,
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Please shine your light upon your humble webfooted servants this week, let them beat the snot out of the unbelievers from the smoggy southland, and please help me win the Jersey Contest.

Thank you.

We are your humble servants. We ask that you use your powers to propel the Ducks to a higher level of play: a level of play that sees the field like Neo and posseses elusive moves and speed. A level that puts the defense in the right place at the right time to make outstanding plays. A level that keeps special teams “special”. A level that keeps the the offense in stride and never lets the opposition rest until they have been scored upon, repeatedly. A level that keeps the spirit and intensity that lasts until the final tick of the clock. A level that most importantly keeps the young men safe from injury.

JuJu, you have the power to bestow the Ducks to the highest of levels. We are humble. We praise you and thank you for the opportunity to Win The Day.

In the name’s of Joey, Kellen, Dennis, Jonathan, Walter, Ropert and all of those with whom you have bestowed greatness before them, we thank you, JuJu.

Almighty Juju, full of grace
We faithful ATQers know our place
We offer you praise…
and sacrifices and beers (yummy stuff too, nothing in a silver can)
Please put the Trojans in their place
If you’ll bring us good luck, we’ll rock the place
Let’s wipe that smug-ass look off Coach Petey’s face