An Open Letter to the Juju
by David Piper on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM PDT
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Dearest Juju,
Thank you again for blessing our team this season. We know that, while you control the college football universe, you are ambivalent to the world outside of it, and therefore never cause injuries to players to further your aims. We thank you for this wisdom, Juju.
However, there is a mysterious force at work, one who thinks his power rivals yours. And he causes catastrophic injuries to players just for fun. To make matters worse, some are confusing you for this mysterious force, and blame you for these injuries.
I ask you Juju, confront this mysterious force. Show him that his power pales in comparison to your own. Do what you want to alter on field results, but show the other forces that knees need to stay intact.
Humbly yours,
ATQ
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very important rec
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
EVERYONE SHOULD REC THIS RIGHT NOW!!! Juju must be on our side.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
People and Things to Blame other than the Juju
Ropert
The Spread Offense
Roboduck
Joe Giansante
TwistNHook
Lou Holtz
Tajuan Porter
Tim Tebow
Brett Favre
Rick Neuheisel
the BCS
Skip Bayless AND Stephen A. Smith
The T.O Show
the color Orange
Lou Holtz again
Ron Artest
the Russians
Hand Blow Dryers
Byron Hout
Bob Stoops
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 6, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Communist Lou Fucking Holtz!
I knew it! TwistNHook, T.O, and Stoops are so problematic!!!
I hate knee injuries.
And not once did you mention my name.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
It’s not your fault.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Quinn, it's not your fault.
Wait what?
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
quinn, its ok
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
by joffthedeckk on Oct 6, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sad he left. He didn’t have the cajones to stick around after 65-38
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Additions to the list
The kiwi flavor in kiwi strawberry drinks that doesn’t actually taste like kiwi
Toupees
The color orange
The Boston Red Sox
Raisins
I feel the need, the need...for speed!
I guess as the JewJew, I should shoulder most of the blame here. Sorry, guys! I am this mysterious force at work, one who thinks his power rivals yours. I cause injuries for fun. It’s just what I do.
Again, sorry. It won’t happen again.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Go back to ATQ south
before I change my mind about your head!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
well crap
I didn’t realize deleting the tree would delete all the replies, silly me.
As I was saying, Twist, you shouldn’t be trying to steal the Juju’s thread. not with the way your games have been going
(I deleted the tree only out of respect for you, Takimoto)
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
And they let you be a mod around these parts?
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Hey dont blame me, blame my parents Bernard and Ruth NHook.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I’m happy to report I’ve submitted my resume for Facilities Manager! Please be my reference!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Actually though, I have a question on behalf of both Shufelt and I.
How do you do the Lynch TwistNHook sign with your fingers? Shufelt and I tried for about 15 seconds before defeatedly resigning to being “so white.”
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
This is true. We actually talk about you at the tailgate.
It's spelled "S-H-U-A-R-E-A-J-A-C-K-A-S-S"
I don't think that helps our sausage fingers.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Put your index in front of your middle and stick out your thumb. Smple.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Vwls r fr kwrs, TwstNHk.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Can you imagine?
Schmoe Schmansante attempting this with HIS sausage fingers?
Also, while we’re on the subject, is it just me or does he no longer have a neck? His tie seemed to be wrapped around his shoulders….
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
As long as you mention Schmoe
I thought this was funny:
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Wait, I think I get it now.
That’s just a gun with your index and middle fingers overlapping.
This is a letdown.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Seriously. I thought you twisted your fingers and hooked them.
LAME!
It's spelled "S-H-U-A-R-E-A-J-A-C-K-A-S-S"
That's what we were trying to do.
I can’t believe I spent 15 seconds of my life attempting the impossible. This is the last time I hang with Usain Bolt.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Wise and just, as usual.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I cant believe you named Holtz twice, but i only got 1 mention!?!?!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
He’s at least twice as old as you are.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
My real name is Edward Cullen. I’m over 100 years old.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Like I said, Lou Holtz is at least twice as old as you are.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Nice Effort
But CaDuck is JuJu, and everyone knows it.
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 6, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Channeling my inner Canzano:
The source went as far as to suggest that Masoli might be gone for the season, but until we hear that from an on-record source, I can’t reasonably report that as fact.
A source went as far as to tell me that John Canzano has secret meth labs, child labor sweatshops, and women slavery rings set up as side businesses all over Oregon, but until I hear that from an on-record source, I can’t reasonably report that………………………………………..as fact
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
P.S. feel free to go and leave Hedberg quotes all over Oregonlive for our number one columnist
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
saw you post....most AWESOME lime comment!!!!!
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
it's working! it's working!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
someone flag me
for unwittingly quoting star wars episode I
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
ok now that tako is in on this....
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
25 of the 52 comments are Hedberg quotes
next time we need to up that ratio…It’s actually made Canzano articles worth reading
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
I know!
It was a very good showing for our first Hedburg-extravaganza. But I do think that we need to post the link to his article in a more noticeable place for an increase in the Hedburg-ness…It is very funny to see some of the responses from those who had no Idea what the hell we were talking about :)
Hedburg is soooo freaking funny!
I hate knee injuries.
I was in the process of doing that until I was kicked out of the office to get tested for freaking H1N1 (Negative, Just a cold. Not surprised.)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"
Stupid swine flu!!!
I have a severe case of avian west nile swine anthrax flu!!!
I hate knee injuries.
The masses have spoken, Kevin Prince it is!
every time I see a new one, I laugh a little louder
I know I’m going to wake my wife and kids if you keep it up
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
It helps me. And Juju can’t like what John Canzano does.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
oh i agree, I am feeling A LOT better
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
i wonder how many of those posts will be deleted by morning...
guess I’ll find out…night all
Hi, my name is Matt Daddy and I am a....
HUGE FREAKING DUCK FAN!!!!!!... "Hi Matt Daddy"
I keep waiting for someone to say something about it, but nobody is. It shut everyone up in the comments too.
Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee DeeDee".
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions
this is the curse of roboduck
he’s having his revenge on the team for banishing him and turning him into an urban myth of promotional tactics gone wrong.
by Arthritis Sorebonis on Oct 7, 2009 5:59 AM PDT reply actions
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