Atonements for Juju
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 11:43 AM PST
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So the big game, the monster rivalry of all time, the love, the hate, with the biggest prize in Pac-10 football on the line is now in front of us. Everything this team has fought for, worked hard in practices for, and has sacrificed so much for is one opposition away.
We as fans find ourselves in a problematic situation. Not one of us will have a single carry or reception or tackle in this clash of the titans. But I believe we can still effect the outcome. Now normally I am not a superstitious individual, but this game is too big to leave anything to chance. So we must make our sacrifices this coming 10 days as well.
Here is a starting list of things that MUST or MUST NOT happen this coming week and a half:
1. CaDuck, you know the drill, now curse that little dreadlock wearing ball carrier, and make him cough one up finally.
2. No Polls about how confident we feel going into the Civil War. Please I beg of you!
3. Chip Kelly, stay off of the Jim Rome show. You appeared on his show before the Stanford and Boise State games. For the love of Juju, stay in your office breaking down film, don't go on that show.
4. MCD grow that beard again. If your wife doesn't like it, tell her it's for the good of all.
5. Tako Tuesday, you have two chances to give us a beer topic to talk about. And Shu, feel free to forget to bring it.
6. Please NO WHITE PANTS!
7. Is there anyway to give Quinn the Swine Flu again?
8. How much money does Uncle Phil have to send to College Game Day to get them to come to Eugene on a Thursday?
9. Yes, I will be doing a breakdown of the OSU offense and what our D needs to do to shut them down, as soon as I get my hands on some video of OSU games and the Civil War last year.
10. Somebody hack Phil Steele's website and make his pick Oregon State.
So here is your place to lay your superstition sacrifices at the alter of Juju. Let us know what you will be offering to the great Juju god of Oregon Victories. Juju has helped us so much already this year and I know our sacrifices will not be looked upon in vain.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.
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I am going to bring the Pendleton this week.
The two weeks I’ve brought it? Cal and USC.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Quinn, if you get an anonymous envelope postmarked Anaheim, CA, just open it, stick your nose in, and take a big whiff. (If you want to lick the inside, that wouldn’t be bad either).
As for #10, I think our friend Mr. Steele might accomplish that himself.
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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 23, 2009 12:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
somebody make a youtube rap video with the duck
Then athletics can kill it and bond our fan base again.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 23, 2009 12:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I didnt just take one dreadlock wearing Rodgers...
I asked for BOTH!!!
Sippin on gin and Ju-juice…
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 23, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OH SNAP!
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 23, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All praise be to JUJU the all-knowing/all-powerful...
Not sure what my sacrifice will be this week. During the game Saturday I started pouring small amounts of 100 proof Captain on the floor as a sacrifice to JUJU after he/she allowed Maehl to recover that first Masoli fumble. I continued to do it throughout the night with scary correlation to JUJU’s help when we were in danger. It’s official JUJU loves captain morgans so pour a little out for our lucky friend come December 3rd!!!
P.S. my pulse is still elevated from that game
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 23, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m excited for Tako Tuesdays. I have beers I’m setting aside for the next three weeks.
The 24rd: Widmer Brothers’ Reserve Cherry Oak Doppelbock
The 1st: Deschutes Brewery Mirror Mirror
The 8th: Deschutes Brewery Black Butte XXI
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nice collection
Any seasonals making the list so far? I had Bridgeport Ebenezor Ale… very tasty stuff
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve only had Deschutes Jubleale, and MacTarnahan’s Humbug’r.
(Jubleale 10x better than Humbug’r)
I need to pick up Full Sail’s “Wreck the Halls”. I’ll have to scan for some more seasonals. I’ll have to look for Ebenezor.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jubleale – GREAT
Humbug – ho hum
Full Sail Wassail – another good year for them
Pyramid Snow Cap – be careful, lots of alcohol is that one
Ebenezor – really liked it, first year I had it and it was good
…man I love this time of year, CW, seasonal beers… thank you juju for giving us this time of year!!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Big fan of Alaskan’s winter beer, too. Can’t remember what it’s called (it might just be “Alaskan Winter Ale” or something), but it’s made with spruce tips and is delicious. Might be my favorite winter seasonal at the moment.
by djp on Nov 23, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did get a sixer of that a couple weeks ago. Pretty good.
I’ve got a sixer of their IPA at home right now.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday I got my hands on some Deschutes Brewery Jubelale down here in California.
I figure that will pair well with the Russian River Pliny the Elder I’ve been holding on to.
Anchor Steam Liberty Ale and Newcastle round out the collection in ye olde refrigerator.
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Nov 23, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, oh, oh....
How can I forget Delerium Tremens and Delerium Noel…two more knockouts!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Nov 23, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not “exclusive”, but I generally stick with local/Oregon based breweries.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And I’m a Central Oregonian that’s been transplanted to Northern CA, so I kinda sample a little from each world. That doesn’t explain the Belgian invasion to my list though… an 8.5-10% ABV does though!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Nov 23, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seasonals
It isn’t bottled, but if you are in PDX check out Hopworks’ “Abominable.” Phenominal.
Wreck the Halls = Excellent
Rogue’s Santa’s Private Reserve = Excellent
just picked up a couple bombers of Oakshire’s Ill Tempered Gnome – looking forward to trying it.
by jfwells on Nov 23, 2009 5:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t been to Hopworks in a while… thanks for the reminder!
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t like that beer you made me drink the other night.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
by JConant on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The beer god of Rogue will forgive you.
Pilsners are not for everyone.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You were supposed to say, “you asked for a glass.” So I could say, “oh yeah.”
I think I could learn to like it.
1) My beer palette is not as sophisticated as yours, and…
2) It didn’t taste anything like whiskey.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
by JConant on Nov 23, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know a beer that will satisfy No. 2
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In light of our discussion last week surrounding linguistics
How would one pronounce 24rd?
“Twenty-furd” is my best guess. And an awesome new number, by the way.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 23, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
More like “Twenty-Ford”
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and seven years ago
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 23, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what happens when Kenjon owns someone?
they get “24rd”?
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 23, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was very pleasantly surprised with the Cherry Oak Dopplebock. All said and done Widmer still comes through with some great brews. Widmer Brrr is tasty as well.
The two Deschutes releases + the Abyss are damn good, too.
by djp on Nov 23, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just found a bottle of 2007 The Abyss in the wine cellar. Might have to have a ’07 through ’09 vertical tasting at the tailgate on 12/3.
by jfwells on Nov 23, 2009 4:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Okay...
So on your helpful suggestions, I picked up a sixer of Jubelale, a sixer of Alaskan Winter Ale, and a sixer of Rogue Santa’s Private Reserve (I couldn’t fine Ebenezor or any of the Full Sail seasonals). I’m planning on sampling one of each tomorrow night. What order should I drink them in or is that a grave mistake?
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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 24, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny. I picked up a sixer of Ebenezor tonight.
Hmm… I haven’t had Santa’s Private Reserve yet.
I would just try one at a time, in no order. Personally, I enjoy the Jubelale more than the Winter Ale.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 24, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, tried all three
The consensus: The Alaskan Winter Ale was amazing. I’ll definitely be getting more of that over the next couple months.
The Santa’s Private Reserve was very good, although not really my kind of beer. My buddy, who’s really into red beers, liked it a bit more than I did.
The Jubelale was good, but a little bit too complex and hoppy for me. It took me about half the bottle before I got used to it, and after that it was tastier. Still, just too much going on in that beer for my tastes. I can see why a more refined palette might really like it.
So I guess we have different tastes in beer, Shu, but thanks for all the suggestions. I certainly enjoyed trying them. And I’ll be saving the rest of the Jujubelale for December 3th (yes, that was on purpose).
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 26, 2009 8:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Long time lurker, first time poster
My sacrifice to the great Juju will be to remove all delicious orange sodas from my soda intake. Beer with orange labels will be on the blacklist as well.
by mackjones23 on Nov 23, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
welcome...
your sacrifices to Juju will not go unnoticed.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bravo!
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome! I think I probably read this blog for 6 months before signing up. Eye wuz two skared Shuv3000 wuz gunna mak fuhn uv mah gramur, or butthol was gonna give me swine flu.
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 23, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I probably made fun of you anyway.
I’m a terrible person.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what a wonderful entry into JuJu's world
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 23, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in. No shaving. It’s a lot of work, but I’ll take one for the team. :)
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 23, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
No shave november is a bevo tradition
scratch that kid cleen cut this week
by GoDuckYourself420 on Nov 23, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
4. MCD grow that beard again. If your wife doesn’t like it, tell her it’s for the good of all.
MarineCorpsDuck = MCD. I stopped shaving after we lost to Boise State and didn’t shave until after the Stanford loss. I had quite the mountain man look going on, but it was working. I am not shaving until the Civil War, and then if, by the grace of Juju, we win, I’m not shaving until after the bowl game.
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 24, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No waxing for me.
those who do not remember history should read my blog...
by benzduck on Nov 24, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I will rototill
my wife’s rose garden tonight. No smelling of the roses before it is officially on.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
by Fishdude on Nov 23, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You might as well make a vow to sleep on the couch for the next 10 days too, if you tear up your wife’s garden. It’s a courageous sacrifice!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 23, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have some rose bushes in my backyard that I have always wanted to get rid of. Now seems like the perfect time and reason to sacrifically excavate them.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Put a sign next to them that says "QB"...
And just let Eddie do the work :)
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 23, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
shotgun a beer at half
it is a Autzin tradition for god sake
by GoDuckYourself420 on Nov 23, 2009 6:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That requires leaving the stadium, which I am firmly against.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did it during the ASU game for the very first time ever. Got back to my seat in time, though. I do not expect that to become a regular habit. It made me feel dirty.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
by JConant on Nov 23, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well… we were like… RIGHT next to an entrance.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly...
You need to work on your sneakerz skills. Bring a couple ’o beers in with you if you want to keep the buzz alive.
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
by M. Fletcher on Nov 24, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Flask of whiskey > Couple of Beers
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 25, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 25, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Both losses I have watched from within my dorm room...
Looks like I’ll be watching the game somewhere else this week.
Another interesting stat: The Ducks have gone 9-0 when I’ve driven 3 hours back home to watch them play.
What should I do? I get out of class on Thursday at noon, and have class again on Friday at 3pm.
Many can try to imitate, but there can be only one...Masoli.
by Jeff Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, the Juju demands sacrifice. Make the drive. Take your laundry and hand it off at the door. Get some home cookin’. And shotgun a beer at halftime.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
by JConant on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhh,
I don’t see the question here…Oregon wins when you go home. End of story!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 23, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Home it is. Juju, you must be praised.
Many can try to imitate, but there can be only one...Masoli.
by Jeff Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 11:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
JDaddy, that is a sacrifice that will be looked upon with great appreciation by Juju.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 23, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Daddy family has always shown great respect to the JuJu.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 24, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We are only related through praising of Juju. And the Ducks...and...the like of fine women.
Many can try to imitate, but there can be only one...Masoli.
by Jeff Daddy on Nov 24, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know amigo, I just prefer to think of you as family, because it humors my brain somehow.
Don’t forget to call Matt Daddy tomorrow for the holiday, Jeff Daddy.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 24, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JuJu update!!!
Mike Riley is going onto Jim Rome tomorrow. That is all.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Nov 24, 2009 6:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
We play well after Jim Rome
Jungle Karma baby!
December 3rd. Autzen Stadium. Pac-10 Championship Game.
by ConnorOSU on Nov 24, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, ineffable Juju---
(Last time I used “ineffable” was before the USC game. Juju likes “ineffable.”)
—-we beseech thee: Bestow upon our boys in white (or black—-or green and yellow—-or whatever the hell they show up wearing this week) the power to defeat one OSU and march on to meet another OSU on New Year’s Day. Our opponents are worthy and skilled, but we ain’t chopped liver, either. We thank thee for the grace ye hath shown us this year.
And since you have this week off, please help me catch Axemen23 in the Jersey Contest.
Amoral Amen
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 7:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Has Juju has already spoken?
Last year we defeated an OSU on the way to crush another OSU.
This year….we are poised to defeat an OSU on the way to another OSU
How does Juju feel about symmetry?
by mackjones23 on Nov 24, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh, good call! +1 for you.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 24, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good point. Do I have to re-beseech, do you think? Or should SBNation add “edit comment” capability?
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't eaten a single Reser product
The entire football season. I praise Juju by refusing to eat the crap the funds the Beavers.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 24, 2009 10:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don't even call them burritos any more.
They are now “Freedom Wraps.”
those who do not remember history should read my blog...
by benzduck on Nov 24, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I own nothing Orange.
Many can try to imitate, but there can be only one...Masoli.
by Jeff Daddy on Nov 24, 2009 10:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
My daughter’s allergic to citrus!
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That sucks… I was saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 24, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But this week, I’m sure, you’re sticking to green vegetables. RIGHT?
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pumpkin Pie? Sweet Potatoes? NOOOOOO!!!!!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Nov 24, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Broccoli GOOD! Sweet potatoes BAD!!
(But what team’s colour is chocolate brown? That must be whom my daughter is rooting for.)
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good news, I’m having Broccoli with cheese and Pine Nuts on turkey day. Get all my green and yellow in one side dish!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Nov 24, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland? It works on so many levels
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Nov 24, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as stuffing is either neutral or leans yellow, this guy is happy.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 24, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It has been a couple of weeks hasn’t it?
by ntrebon on Nov 24, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It has. It felt cold without.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 24, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hedberg! Hedberg!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 24, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If your daughter is allergic to cirtus...
I find it ironic that your name is Al Orange. You should keep her away from your computer
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
by CaDuck on Nov 24, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're right, you're right---
and this week, in particular, I’m ashamed of my screen name (which is, of course, a culinary Duck reference that was too good to resist, my daughter’s allergy or OSU’s colours notwithstanding).
And I do keep her away from my computer, ’cause she tends to bookmark horrible kid sites, which then send me floods of spam.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 27, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Juju can be a cruel bitch
In 1970 I had a great poster of Parnelli Jones’s Trans-Am Mustang Boss 302 in full battle dress on the wall.
My fear of the Juju forced me to remove it from the wall and stash it under the bed before the CW, because the car was a brilliant yellowish-orange in color with black stripes. Close enough to orange to count.
Lost the game anyway.
Then a few days later Mom cleaned out from under my bed and dumped the poster (along with my entire porn collection). Poor Mom just couldn’t differentiate.
those who do not remember history should read my blog...
by benzduck on Nov 24, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Both losses occurred when I was away from home.
For BSU I was on a mini-vaca at the coast, watched it @ the Pelican in Pacific City.
Stanford I watched from the National Pastime Sports Bar, at the Gaylord National in DC (the home of the $15 hamburger, and if you’re wondering what the difference between a normal sports bar burger and a $15 burger, I say, roughly $7.50.)
Every other game has been viewed either from the comfort of my vintage Stressless recliner, or @ Magoo’s, save the road trip to Seattle for the neutering of the whelps.
I’ll do my part. Wife will chain me to the Stressless next Thursday.
those who do not remember history should read my blog...
by benzduck on Nov 24, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
welcome mackjones....
the juju opens his/her arms to you. We all appreciate your presence. I think I may cut myself this week and then inject green and yellow food coloring into the cut with a turkey baster?? What do you guys think? Lets take this whole bleeding green and yellow thing to the next level in the spirit of JUJU!!!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 24, 2009 2:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It works!!!
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
by Al Orange on Nov 24, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duck Voodoo
Please to be considering my contribution to juju…
www,duckvoodoo.com
SFW
Duck Voodoo... Its Real!
www.duckvoodoo.com
by rbdog on Nov 24, 2009 3:41 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I just enjoy these tremendously. Fine, fine works of art, my friend...
Much respect..
by gamedaytribe on Nov 24, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason your URL doesn’t show up as a clickable link.
by gamedaytribe on Nov 24, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Too much comma, need more dots.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
by JShufelt on Nov 24, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
any website that praises Juju in the name of the Ducks gets a rec for me.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Nov 24, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
now that shit is funny
highly rec’d
"Precious in the sight of the Lord, is the death of His Saints." - Psalm 116:15 Rest In Peace, Nick.
by angels4adam on Nov 26, 2009 2:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and thie movie I made featuring two dudes meeting on E13th
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5725507/
some swear words…
Duck Voodoo... Its Real!
www.duckvoodoo.com
by rbdog on Nov 24, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
So I am conflicted...
I was talking with someone last night and he told me that he has an extra ticket to the CW game that he can’t use (due to his boss sending him out of town for a business trip) and he wondered if I wanted it.
Here is my dilemma:
1. I live in Portland so I will most likely have to stay the night after the game… hotels are going to be slim and none.
2. I have not attended a home game all year, and if I go and they lose, the members of AtQ will never let me live it down.
3. What will Juju think of me abandoning my post of where I watch all games, am I just being selfish?
4. Do I turn down an opportunity to attend the greatest CW in history because of my stupid preconceived notions and superstitions? Aughghghghghghghhg…HELP!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 25, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Your biggest problem is number 1.
I’m in Portland (area), and I need to make it back home after the game myself. While I got Thursday off, I do have to work Friday morning – though I might be a tad late.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-P-R-E-T-T-Y"
by JShufelt on Nov 25, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your biggest only problem is number 1.
Fixed it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-P-R-E-T-T-Y"
by JShufelt on Nov 25, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
GO TO THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 25, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should go
Juju will appreciate your sacrifice – if the Ducks win, the players get all the credit. If the Ducks lose, Matt Daddy gets all the blame. But you took that upon yourself! It’s what baby Juju would want.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 25, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you freaking crazy? Give up a chance to be at the game???
As it is, I"m going to be on an airplane flying somewhere over like Iceland at kickoff time. I have already spent a day making sure I’ve cleaned out my drives, have everything ready to DVR, DVR, DVR with multiple backups.
I think if I was anywhere in the continental United States I’d be trying to make the game. Go, go, go! When you’re
old and crusty it’ll be a good story to tell….
by gamedaytribe on Nov 25, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So I am a bit disappointed
We have been having a great little discussion on how to best please the Juju for this very important week. We even had a nice thread about seasonal ales, including Jubleale and nobody made this leap:
Its ok thats why we are a team. This will be my drink of choice for the 3rd of December.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 25, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
…
Amazing!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-P-R-E-T-T-Y"
by JShufelt on Nov 25, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Best beer EVER!!!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 25, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 25, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome post.
The JuJubelale is a tricky one, sometimes you get the best tasting sixer you’ve ever had, sometimes you get one that’s gone skunk.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 25, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is official...
JuJubelale is the official beer of Addicted To Quack!!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
by Matt Daddy on Nov 26, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My life has been changed
ALL HAIL JUJUBELALE!
by mackjones23 on Nov 25, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Done and done.
I will have two sixers of Jujubelale in the fridge for next Thurs!
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
by M. Fletcher on Nov 25, 2009 2:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Does Juju care...
if my sacrafice is to continue not doing what I’ve been not doing for a while? For example, I will continue to not create FanPosts, since this was my last one.
by scudderfan on Nov 25, 2009 3:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sir Musgrave has nailed the description of juJubelale...
sometimes its the best beer ever and sometimes it seems like an OSU grad made it…..What’s the deal??
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 25, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Humblest offerings to juju..
For refreshment:
For martial arts:
And for entertainment:
by benzedrine on Nov 27, 2009 8:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
O.K. so here is what I’ve done.
-I always wear the same Grey Oregon Ducks shirt with holes all over the back on gameday. I got this shirt at one of the games when you sign up for the VISA card and they give you a shirt of Blanket.
-I watch the game alone and sit in the same spot, no one is aloud to come over.
-I have a ticket from the Purdon’t game with WTIII on the front that sits on the counter in my bathroom, they haven’t lost since it has been there.
So, since doing all of these things after the BSU game, Oregon has won. Except for the Stanford game. The reason goes like this. So my brother came down for the Arizona game and we went down to that sh** hole. Anyways, he was telling me how after the Purdon’t game that we went to he started to grow a goatee and kept it because Oregon had won all their games… until he had a job interview, so he had to shave it. Well following his removal of facial hair was the Stanford game… needless to say, they lost. But he made up for it by brining a Oregon practice jersey we obtained a while back #47 that I wore to the Purdon’t game (win) and I wore it to the Arizona game (win).
So the moral of this story is that all is in place.
GO DUCKS
by #18 on Nov 28, 2009 12:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
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