College Football open thread
none posted? well that's bogus, so I'm going to create one. Feel free to talk about Jersey Contest picks, games going on (currently OSU and OU have seen like 50 replays), games to come, Pete Carroll bashing, I dont really care. Frankly as long as it's about college football in general, it flies with me. Just have fun and remember, we're 5 days from Armeggedon. Your local crow of eugene, signing off for now.
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How spoiled are we with Chip's offense?
I just can’t even watch these teams. Auburn yesterday, 5 plays in your two min (1:12) drill, are you kidding? Clemson and SC can barley snap the ball at times, SC tried to check to a second play and their team about exploded in confusion. The review guy in the OU OSU game is enjoying it so much he wants it to last 5 hours (I know its the refs, but).
Today just reminds me that our offense is a thing of beauty. A well oiled machine that stops for no one. Our execution before, during and after the play just seems miles ahead of most teams out there. I know this thread was a few days ago, but I am thankful for our execution and our intelligence on offense. /rant
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Indeed. Rant #2:
I also think the SEC must be rigged. Every single game goes like this…
Underdog showing signs of life! Underdog takes the lead!
2-3hrs or so of ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, until 2 minutes remain.
Favorite showing signs of life! Favorite takes the lead! Favorite Wins!
I’d love to get ahold of an SEC team and flip the script.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Big 10 football Rant
Everybody dog pile on each other for 3 plays…punt
Everybody dog pile on each other for 3 plays…punt, and repeat 16-25 times
Last 5 minutes of the game, ref decides outcome with BS call/review.
Game over, go to BCS bowl game
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
ACC football rant,
Lose bowl game. Repreat for every bowl eligible team.
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
it helps to cover Julio Jones
but yes, they are a lot of SEC games that play out just like that.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 28, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
You forgot
When team tries to deviate from script, ref steps in and makes a completely insane call.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Nov 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Woop woop!
I’ve been waiting to see Dixon get an opportunity to shine. Wouldn’t it be great if he straight up put on a clinic?
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Nov 28, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
"Bedlam"
Noun
S: (n) chaos, pandemonium, bedlam, topsy-turvydom, topsy-turvyness (a state of extreme confusion and disorder)
S: (n) Bedlam, booby hatch, crazy house, cuckoo’s nest, funny farm, funny house, loony bin, madhouse, nut house, nuthouse, sanatorium, snake pit (pejorative terms for an insane asylum)
S: (n) Oklahoma vs Oklahoma St football rivalry, in which “bedlam” is where anyone who is not a fan of either school, who actually watches the 2009 edition of said game, belongs.
I made it through the first quarter of “Bedlam”. It was all I could do to resist the tempation to stick my head in a gas oven and crank it up.
We're good, but we're also lucky
Lots of things went surreally right for us down in the desert last weekend. Freakishly right.
1. Masoli’s passes were often inaccurate – consistently behind the receiver or low. Maehl and the others played absolutely out of their minds and made brilliant catch after briliant catch. I mean, you watch the game many times over and you think, 9 out of 10 times, he’s not making that catch. Those guys really lit it up.
2. Recovering two fumbles – in both cases, it was a matter of one Oregon Duck beating six or seven Cats to the ball on the ground. It was lightning in a bottle twice. No way are we consistently going to be that lucky. So our fumbles didn’t cost us more than a down. Supremely lucky.
3. Good Lord, that bounce off the goal post – I get a heart attack still every time I watch that replay. It was so freakishly lucky in the way it bounced – 9 times out of 10, that ball would have bounced off and that would have been that. Game over, missed field goal. Can’t say it enough. _ Freakishly_ Lucky.
4. Can we please get one game where a snap does not receive attention? I’m not saying Nate can’t pull that one out everytime, but yeah, it’s possible at least half the time that botched snap leads to a missed extra point. Costa and Flint pulled that one out – but odds are good we miss it next time.
5. Several miscommunications – on offense and defense (one led to the Zona TD, one led to failed conversion on third down). Have to keep it clean those up or we risk letting the Beavs in the game. And I fully expect it to be a close game.
6. And in a close game, no way can we afford to have penalties or personal fouls, as I’ve said before in my wishlist (no taunting, no stupid celebrating). Let’s make sure everybody understands that crap is out, out, out. Giving up 15 yards and a first down when the defense has done the work to stop them is just unacceptable, and will get us killed against the Beavs.
ease up there Mr. Negativity
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 28, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
No no -- he's right.
We by most accounts should not have won that game if not for resilience and some great luck. Every single one of his points is valid and only supports the argument that Oregon was extremely lucky in winning the game. As stoked about winning the game as we can be, it’s undeniable that Oregon did not have a great game, they had a great last 1/5th or so of the game.
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Officially getting some more often than The VD Special since 2009.
Or it's the teams that get lucky that seem to be good
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
There is absolutley nothing negative about looking at the game and seeing what we need to improve on. If you’re blindly going “Our Ducks are perfect, don’t need to point out anything at all”, then you don’t have enough PANIC! and FOCUS! in you at all. I’m not sure why denial is seen as desirable. Keeping yourself grounded, having a firm grip on what happened and what needs to happen are what helps us to win. I know Chip Kelly and the coaches are going to be looking at this with eyes sharply open, grounded in reality, keen on cutting out the errors and improving the play of the team. I really, really fail to understand any fan wanting to be all rah rah homerish all the time – sure, there’s a time to be that way, but there’s a time to say, hell, we have stuff we need to improve upon.
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sure we got lucky
Bu t I’ll be 100% honest, I don’t care if we get lucky and win every game of the season. Otherwise I would have stopped rooting for them during the Joey era.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's not the point, really
You can’t control luck. Relying on luck to get us through is like counting on winning the lotto for your retirement nestegg. If you get lucky, great. But you also have to play well. That’s all you can control. You have to prepare well, practice well and put whatever thought you can into putting together a game plan that will win. My comments were to outline what I thought we needed to do in the Civil War, to improve our chances to win.
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Back in the day, it seemed it was *always* the other team that got lucky
During The Suffering, even in the “good” years, it was always a bad break that got us.
Never mind that we had no depth, that our lines were outsized, that the players seemed to be in a fog, that the coaches lacked certain elements of competence/ethics.. we were always saying “Wow, if it wasn’t for that…”
It is MUCH better to be the one getting lucky. Who cares which comes first — the lucky or the good?
You conveniently forgot to mention,
That our recievers dropped countless balls that were actually good passes. We committed tons of penalties. Our defense couldn’t cover a damn screen to save their lives.
It was only in the last half of the fourth that we began to focus, and played to our potential.
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
So,
I’m saying we were not exclsusively lucky
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Not "convenience"
We were exclusively lucky or that Masoli didn’t throw some good passes or that we didn’t play well in patches or that we didn’t play badly in patches nor that we had bad luck as well. Daniel dropped at least one pass that he should have caught that I remember. But that was less frequent than the excellent catches we did make. It was not about blaming anyone person, either.
In any game, you’re going to have ups and downs.
My point was that we had to play really, really well – and even if it was only at the end to pull it out, we need to improve on that in the Civil War. And as a result of our poor play for most of the game, we could easily have lost that game if it hadn’t been for an extremely freakish end game and playing lights out.
So to win the civil war, we can’t afford to get in a late hole, and depend on a lot of things to bail us out. It’s just not a high probabability event. If you want to be sure of winning, you need to do everything correctly, reduce your errors and the things that are in your control.
by gamedaytribe on Nov 29, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
gah
that left out my first sentence – it started with “I’m not saying …”
by gamedaytribe on Nov 29, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
TD Va Tech
Really liking their uni’s.
47-20, 42-3, 65-38...So many scores to choose from!
"Nobody east of the Rockies talks about Oregon football, and that's just not right".
better than Florida's
I am interested to see what the home version of those look like. I am a big fan of the blur and fading.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
I think it’s a one game thing Nike’s doing, I don’t think a home version exists.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
How sad is it
When the only game worth watching today has ND in it? I wouldn’t mind seeing them give up three or four hundred yards on the ground. If Keenum can’t win the Heisman I’d rather see it go to Gerhart than McCoy or Tebow. If Tebow wins it this year they have to change the name to “lifetime achievement award” because he’s put up pedestrian numbers against Concord College and the Florida Culinary Institute.
I’m tired of blowouts and middle-of-the-road teams playing with nothing on the line. Oh well, at least we’ll all get to watch Dixon on TV tomorrow night.
I was thinking the same thing.
How sad is it that the games I am looking forward to involve the Steelers and Notre Damn-it
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
14-10...
Now we have a game actually worth watching. I’m going to get a Jujubelale from the fridge and enjoy this one.
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
17-10 Arizona, and ASU has the ball around midfield
Let’s see what they can do with it.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
ASU needs to bring in Slippy Samsonite...
He will get it done!
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
Oooooooooooh, that's a killer holding call.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
Holy crap! They got the TD on the drive anyway!
I really, really thought that holding call was going to be the entire game.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Can we please have another OT loss for AZ?
I want to see StOOP’s face again. Priceless.
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
ZOMG
That right there is a Duck-caliber special teams mistake.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
That’s just gotta be an absolute kick to the balls for the guy who did it. Wow.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh. I really, really hate to see it end that way. I don’t care that Arizona won — I didn’t particularly have a preference in this one. But to see Kyle Williams have his last play in college football definitively cost his team the game… that just sucks so hard. Man.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Esp. after he made the catch for the TD. That just sucks.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Had several huge catches before that muff, had a great game until then.
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Ok so Mizzu got the same uni's as florida but their color scheme is...
well…
uhhhhhh….
yeah, interesting………
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
I love that Nike is bring out uni's that kind of resemble ours
but look way way worse. Now teams just look like they are doing an awful job copying the Ducks. Thanks uncle Phil
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
by trumpetduck on Nov 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
probably the best comment on all the new unis I have seen…Thanks trumpet, a Rec for you.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Excellent, the rare double daddy rec
or ls rec de deux peres
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
bah, la rec des deux peres
I am also Terrell Brandon.
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly...
Now most of these teams cannot talk trash about our unis! Hypocrites!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Uh-oh, injured Jayhawk
Guess who’s cleaning the bathrooms this week!
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
It actually really offends me
that his job depends on the outcome of this game.
Whether he’s getting fired or not should depend only on the way he treats his players. That’s either enough for Kansas to fire him, or it isn’t.
If it is enough, then the record should be totally irrelevant. If it isn’t enough, then his record (5-7) isn’t bad enough to fire him. But the way the story’s being spun, it’s as if it takes both those things to fire him. The implication is that if he’d treated his players like dirt, but led them to a 10-2 season, he’d still be there. That’s pretty disgusting.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
they lost 7 straight Big 12 games
in my opinion that is enough for a team that went to a BCS game a few years ago.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Perhaps.
But either that’s why they should be firing him, or it’s because he’s an abusive loose cannon who may at any moment eat 3 or 4 players. It shouldn’t be a mixture.
Although I guess if it’s the former reason, then perhaps a win in that last game could have been enough to save his job.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure the University has made up their minds about his fate (IMO lack thereof),
But they do not want to distract players focus for these last few games. I’m sure once the season is over, he will be promptly canned (They are going to need one hell of a big can to fit that man in).
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
He's truly an inspiration to his players..
.. if, like most players, they aspire to be fat insurance salesmen after graduation.
He should start mentoring Tebow now...
We all know Tebow wont be too productive in the NFL
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Here is a cool page about all the new Nike duds
Link be sure to click on a team and check out the gloves. So baller.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
I like TCU's the best...
I’m not a big fan of purple…But they can pull it off somewhat decently
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY SECOND REPLY FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
LSU's new helmets
Sick.
Ill.
They glow like a nuclear core.
Seriously, really cool hats. LSU’s throwbacks >>>> Florida’s throwups.
Oh that's LSU... I thought it was UW
yeah, I’m not that impressed with the UW…er…LSU change of gold.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
aww, come on.
Those copper-gold-glowing helmets are not only way cooler than the usual LSU hat, they make the whelp’s headgear look like easter egg shells.
They look like dumb Semi-Pro uniforms...
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
LSU's helmet color
after everything I drank on Thanksgiving, I think that is the color my piss looked the next day
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Hahaha!
You are officially a lyrical genius.
I would like to RECcomend that. Oh wait, thats not even creative on my part
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
umm.. as a medical professional, you should have that checked out.
If your wee was that color, there’s blood in it.
The artist formerly known as Benzduck.
AtQ's resident historian / hysterian
Is wee a medical term, Mr Professional?
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Oh noes!
Matt Daddy has failing kidneys!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Meh,
LSU’s are pretty ugly IMO…
Well, actually…With the exception of TCU/FSU, they are all very plain, or ugly.
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Gold is not their color though. It's a Pee Yellow.
That’s like the new Ducks uni’s having a weird neon green somewhere…
Many can try to imitate, but there can be only one...Masoli.
Why Rich Brooks is perfect for Kentucky
Kentucky fan: “I don’t care if they lose every other game as long as they beat Louisville and Tennessee.”
Why Rich Brooks is perfectfor Kentucky
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
My buddy and I were talking the other day
and I said that if I win the lottery we are going to make a bet on how many Mullets will be in the stands of the Kentucky v Tenn game… and I will pay someone to count them.
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Hehe...
Just out of pure wonder, I would almost consider volunteering for this counting business
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
And we complain about our officiating crews.
“Holding, receiving team…”
(BOOOOOOO)
“Correction. Holding, kicking team…”
(YAAAAAY)
Honorary Captain Condy Rice...Stanford ND game
Hey Condy,
Charlie Weis’ ass is a Weapon of Mass Destruciton!!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Come on, Tree.
You CANNOT lose this game.
And how is it Stanford can’t sell out their shrunken stadium for NOTRE DAMN?
YAH!!! FUMBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!
The artist formerly known as Benzduck.
AtQ's resident historian / hysterian
And how is it Stanford can’t sell out their shrunken stadium for NOTRE DAMN?
Wind still knocked out of their sails thanks to the Big Game, perhaps?
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
So the ND AD is at the ND Stanford game
Is he more interested in watching Weis or Harbaugh as next year’s ND coach?
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Obviously J.H
No question in my mind. So please NDAD, please remove J.H from our conference! I liked him better when nhe coached at USD!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Nice as it would be,
Since Harbaugh’s from Palo Alto I’m pretty sure he’ll stay as long as they’ll have him.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it could come down to a bidding war,
And no question Notre Damn-it would win
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
yes, they have all that money we gave to the sponsors who advertise on NBC.
crap! TD Domerz!
The artist formerly known as Benzduck.
AtQ's resident historian / hysterian
WTF Stanford!?
Come on guys!
Maybe its a conspiracy, they are losing on purpose to make Harbaugh look bad for the NDAD. Losing for their own best interest!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Uko?
Anybody have a rivals account they’d be willing to check? The title claims he’s down to two schools… I could use some good news.
I would have to guess that its USC and not us...
It seems like we were always a long shot :(
PS: Whats your problem with Jupiter man? Show the ol’ Jup some respect!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
That’s too bad. I just checked scout again, and it lists his favorites as SC and Cal. Boo.
Old Jove knows what it’s done.
Yeah, not surprised to see we were left off the short list.
I just cannot figure out why Cal is so good at recruiting. Terrible facilities, mediocre season etc…Very frustrating
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Yeah,
I have been worried about Cal getting him to commit there. I have heard mixed things about which way he is leaning
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Are they leading King? I don’t think even he has a clue where he’s going.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yeah,
I am always weary of the recruiting services take on where a prospect is leaning. Does not seem to be very accurate. We could use a big, talented DE; Come on Chip/recruiting staff! Pull this one off!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
He doesn't.
He hates talking about it too.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
Officially getting some more often than The VD Special since 2009.
We have stopped recruiting him.
He’s been USC for the past 4 months.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Haha, Sign in the stands says
Another
Burger
Charlie
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
UGA is gashing #7 GT
Not that it matters, but it’s still nice to see teams ahead of us losing..
The artist formerly known as Benzduck.
AtQ's resident historian / hysterian
Yes and no,
It would be nice to see an ACC team beat an SEC team again
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
My goodness...
Stanford DB’s are TERRIBLE! I’m looking at YOU Richard Sherman!!!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Jimmy Clausen reminds me of Brady Quinn
He just throws it up over and over again and his WRs go up and make catches for him. Really unimpressed.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Kentucky has one more chance
down 3, 3:42 left, on their 20 after forcing a 3-and-out from midfield.
KY hasn’t beaten Tennessee since Oregon was on probation.
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lets go tennesee i fuckin need this for the jersey contest.
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could also use an LSU touchdown
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and now there's 3:24 left and Kentucky is punting.
where have we seen this before?
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the ground can't cause a fumble
but a big hit from a safety can…
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Note to Harbaugh:
If Jimmy Clausen lines up as a receiver, he is NOT going to be catching the ball.
FSCK!
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Note to Harbaugh...
Your DB’s are TERRIBLE!!! Good grief, pick a few people from the stands to play; they cant be any worse!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
can someone remind me how we lost to this team?
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"Shut up", he explained.
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Undersized D-line. They were lucky that we are not a passing team!
That hurts to admit…At least we will whoop an offenseless Gerhartless team next year :)
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
uhhh they've got this kid named andrew luck.
plus 4/5 of their offensive linemen back.
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The reason Luck has been so good,
Is because every team facing Stanford has had to put 8 or 9 in the box to stop Gerhart. Luck is a great QB, but that running game makes his life a HELL of a lot easier for him
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
would someone please tackle that arKANSAS son of a bitch?
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COME ON FURD!
And suck it ND centric announcers.
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Tennessee has good lateral speed on defense, gang
Hope most of them are seniors.
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i think rich brooks is gonna go for the win
DEEEEFENSE TENNESSEE
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You don't know Rich
Too bad his nickname isn’t Dick
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met a man last weekend (true story)
his name was richard magnifico.
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Hehehehe
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Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
I don't always drink whiskey..
.. but when I do, I prefer the smooth taste of Coach Brooks.

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i refuse to believe that rich brooks is the most interesting man in the world....
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He once had an expletive-laden shouting match..
.. with himself.
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I dont always drink Whiskey,
But occasionally, every once in a while, not commonly, rarely, drink Coach Brooks Whiskey.
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
we goes to overtime in kentucky.
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And Mallet sails one
WAY WAY WAY over the WRs head.
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right idea.
except he needs to throw a pick 6 instead.
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He just got his WR hurt
Bad throw, left the poor kid out to get nailed.
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Knew I'd heard that name before..

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Mallett is ginormous.
I think he may be a JaMarcus Russell type in the NFL. Massive combine numbers, crap in the NFL
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holy shit
that is the biggest hit i’ve seen all day, all month prolly all year.
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That should not be a penalty
Looked totally fair to me.
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never mind. clearly a spear job.
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thats what she said
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kentucky gets the ball to start OT
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i just need 3 more pts from LSU. and or a tennessee win
can’t afford to go 1-4
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Yeah I had two 0s in a row
I don’t feel for you.
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Meh,
Not as bad as 0-5. A number I am quite familiar with
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
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man. Eric Berry.. glad we won't see him next year
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One of many seniors I am glad not to see next year!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
yeah. And some junior whil will probably be leaving.
Gerhart.. Mays.. Locker..
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excellent hit by the lsu db to make sure that ball wasnt caught.
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and KY comes up empty in OT
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I would like to "congratulate UW" on winning the apple Cup
But they still go to no bowl. SUCK IT UW!
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i would like to congraulate WSU on beating a division 1A team this year.
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A bowl bound one at that
SMU is going bowling.
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One that might actually win the C-USA!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
I think Crapple Cup is more appropriate
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
big catch on 2nd and long
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Wow, that matador defense looked eerily familiar.
3rd and 5, give up a 20 yard TD run in OT.
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i'm gonna say it
arkansas kicker=pussssssy
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You still have a shot
OT would be best for you.
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actually this may work out for me. if we go to OT in baton rouge, lsu can still win by 7.
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TD TENNESSEE
2-2 now on the week. 3-2 would be awesome but this is still better than 1-4
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Potential of 1-4 wah wah wah!!!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
How Is LSU going to f-k up this clock management?
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they better not.
or i’m coming for you les miles….
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I have a feeling you would not be the only one
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Take a lot of knees
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
I was wondering how long it would take for Musberger to call Gerhart "THE BIG FELLA"
1:18 in the 3rd.
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Herbstreit said he would vote Masoli for Heisman!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
well i guess les can't fuck up his timeouts now.
considering he has none.
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USC flubs the punt
UCLA has a chance here.
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Don't think he got the sideline.
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Too many games going on now.
And hoops. Sorry Ernie, you’re last in line here…
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Awww, Stanford will have to settle for a FG attempt :(
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ok. get your ass to the line jefferson.
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Jordan Jefferson is a very bad QB in my book...
All LSU QB’s kind of suck. Even the guy they had when they won the Nt’l Chmp
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
please do not try for one more play les.
signed, axemen23
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the kick is up and it is...
goooooooooooooooooooooood
OT LSU
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Damn 360 delay
They’re still in a timeout..
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Did I say OT? I was wrong. Arkansas blocked it and ran it back for 6
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WTF!? Really? Whats the score?
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Awwww
I’m not watching this game! Not cool man
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
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1 point game in Palo Alto
Furd FG, 31-30 start of 4th.
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bout as pretty a clutch kick as you'll see
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Prince is overrated.
Plz tell me that it was not Mays
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Phew...
I can’t stand Mays
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
And the Blazers are getting their ass kicked again
I feel ill.
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Get this man a replay of last years C.W!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
I attended the game last nigth
We gave up a 31-2 run, at home, to Memphis, someone shoot me.
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Breathe, breathe...
65-38…65-38…65-38
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
I know,
I know, but I’ve been rooting hard for the Blazers since birth, the Ducks are a bit, but not much, more recent.
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Tonight is just comical
They’re actually shooting well, but Utah is shooting 70%. They are hitting ridiculous shot after ridiculous shot.
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We had better f-ing kill Miami Tuesday
Or I’ll be pissed.
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Yup
Our next four are home to Miami and Houston and at NY and Indy. All four should be wins and if we go 4-0 we’re fine.
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What the hell, we're a football state
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I think our prayers for Juju
Sucked all the karma to the Ducks, which I’m okay with.
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I just figured out what LSU's helmets remind me of.
The Tulsa Golden Hurricane.
Maybe I don’t like them.
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If someone puked on a Tulsa helmet...
Then the color would be very similar
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
HOLY SHIT STANFORDS DB'S SUCK ASS!!!!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
OK, did Sherman not play for Stanfurd when we played them?
I mean, seriously, it’s no wonder they’re picking on him.
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He is a freaking Jr.High caliber player out there
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Clausen has a better arm than Masoli
Worse player but stronger arm.
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When DB's play this bad...
You dont need a very good arm
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Missed tackles don't help either.
Guess They Just Don’t Want It Bad Enough
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Repeat last post.
Fscking Golden Tate
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I hate life sometimes.
Golden Shower Taint just scored again
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
JUMP INTO THE STANFORD BAND TATE!
They can drop your ass like the MSU band did.
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LSU FG, up by 3
Arkansas to get the ball next.
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and the arky FG is...
.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Wow. Sucks for them.
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Damn
I like me some upsets
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Nice punt for SC
pinned at the 1
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Les Miles is smug Asshat
That interview was one of the most smug asshat interviews I have ever seen, what jerk!!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
Jimmy Clausen, proving he is a giant douche one drive at a time
trash talking the other teams coach after a PI call? Class act. Good luck in the NFL Quinn 2.0
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Holy crap
How many ridiculous penalties has Stanford amassed in this game?
Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!
Gegoria proving the ACC sucks
Smacking GT around badly.
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Did they even have to prove that the ACC was terrible?
I thought that was common knowledge!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Luck: Freshman.
’nuff said
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For being as big as he is...
Gerhart is not the best blocker
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
He's better than Jahvid Best
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He has 400 pounds on Best!
He has to be better. But Gerhart has not looked too good on pass blocking today
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Awesome TD play for Furd!!!!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Gerhart shows his STRONG ARM
Nice fade.
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In his defense...
He did throw it a whole of TEN YARDS!
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Dude throws like a girl.
OK, a really big ugly lesbian. Still.
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ok, did he really catch it?
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Yeah,
Great catch…
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
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I don't care what anyone says
if Les Miles coached in the Pac 10 we would hate him more than any coach alive… he’s not even a good game coach, he’s as smug and arrogant as any around, and his teams get more props for doing nothing whatsoever than any team I have seen… that guy is the Most Interesting Asshat Douche In the World!!!!
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if Miles coached in tha Pac-10, he would have been fired by now
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Well, this works as a "Hello"
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So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
and we are TIED
it’s a SHOOTOUT!!!
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Wow, wow, wow!
Harbaugh has bowling-ball sized cajones.
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naw, just too many coaches that are afraid to use common sense
They should go for two 105/100 times in that situation. Of coarse the HB pass, that takes balls to dial up.
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Yeah, the gutsy play call was what I was referring to. Although the conversion (which, as you pointed out, was really the only sensible thing to do) was kind of an exclamation point on that.
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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
I realized half way through typing I had already forgot about a half back pass one play earlier
Just getting annoyed by all the conservative coaching today, lots of guy coaching to not loose
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Too Many Good Games on Tonight
Furd -ND
Blazers – Utah
Orregon v MSU (NCAAM)
Georgia v GT
SC v UCLA
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Utah, Blazers is not a good game
F-ing Utah,
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no shit, just turned over to check the score... ouch my ass hurts
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Houston taking out some frustration on Rice.
73-14, 3rd quarter?
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Ducks trail by 1, 10 mins into the 1st half
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Does Weis pull a Belicheat on go for it?
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nope...pussy
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Percentages are for LOSERS
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To be fair, the percentages discussion that I think you’re referring to was based partially on the fact that there were only 2 minutes of play left. With 6 minutes, I don’t know if it’d be the same.
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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
The SEC is not very good…
so what does that make the ACC?
(Clemson, Georgia Tech)
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yeah, but Clemson and GT play in the ACC champ game next week…
uh, didn’t you both just lose to bottom of the SEC teams??? no thanks, I’ll go watch the Big te…er… Big twel…er…. ah screw it, is there a boise state game on?
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Is it on at the same time as an ACC game?????
Then yes, where do i get my season pass
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He’s basically a locomotive wearing a Cardinal uniform. He’s insane.
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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 28, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
GA's kicker misses a 55 yarder..
GT gets ball on their 40 with 3 left down 6.
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3rd and 1, any doubt with Gerhart?
Hey Weis,
Just like the minutes before your next heart attack, the clock is ticking!
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fsck. Gerhart looks near death
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ND with 1 timeout
take a knee and make them eat it and kill some clock, or score and let ND have a chance?
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MJD???
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Ohhhh
exactly, that is what I would have done…Fuck Weis and his go ahead and score D… eat that timeout and wash it down with a bowl of gravy and cupcakes
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hey now
dont you contaminate those cupcakes with gravy, you know coach Weis only tops his cupcakes with cupcakes
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
and his gravy with gravy
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1st and goal.
Run up the middle.
Make ND use their last timeout.
Run up the middle.
If no TD, kick the FG with :03 left.
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but maybe the wrong play call.
why not take a knee, make them burn their last TO
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OK, here we go..
PREEEVENT DEEEFENSE!
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Saaaaaaaaaaack
Hey Charlie, time to get Nick Holt on the phone with the Furd playcallers
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Clausen pulled a ND defense
and LAID DOWN!!!!!
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by Matt Daddy on Nov 28, 2009 8:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
here's a tip
Cover Tate.
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Aaaand he's wide open AGAIN.
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Harbaugh, seriously, WTF?
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OK. One play. Here is my recommendation.
PUT SOMEONE ON NUMBER 23.
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*Phew*
The reputation of the conference is preserved
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good point
the only PAc 10 team to lose to Notre Dame… Washington, another reason to hate those guys!
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and
ND loses and Charlie Weis with his last order through his headset…. gets a pizza
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by Matt Daddy on Nov 28, 2009 8:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
topped with Cupcakes and Gravy
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NDamnit!!!!
I just love Gravy, can’t I get some gravy???
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can I dip my pink slip in gravy
is my pick slip made with cake?
(wouldn’t that be the best thing ever, if I were the ND AD, i would make a cake for Weis that says “You’re Fired.” You know he would love it as much as I did)
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Try This

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by Matt Daddy on Nov 28, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ducks lead 49-33, 1:19 left 1st
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GT.. holy crap
on 4th down Thomas drops a 1st down catch with 1:20 left.. dude watched it sail right through his own hands.
UGA wins
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man, SC and fUcla are in a war
7-0. No offense whatsoever
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don't they both play in the Big 10?
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with the GT loss, there are no ONE-loss teams left
seems odd. wonder if that’s ever happened this late in the year.. 6 undefeated teams.. 0 one-loss teams
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ummm Bama or Florida will be one loss
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unless bama wins
they wont give tebow a loss, just a big nation wide look the other way
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Tebow doesn't lose, he's just winningly challenged
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When he does lose, all I know is that it's the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen.
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
when he loses an angel cries and a baby is healed
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and the new angel baby pays it forward, to another starving orphan angel baby
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
if he looses one more game I heard all the new angel babies will cure hunger
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
The ESPN Bible speaks it, and it is so
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
Not as of right now they don't.
I mean, sure, next week. But that hasn’t happened yet.
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And now for the Grande Finale, Hollywood v Hollywood
With zero actual football involved.
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I had hoped UCLA could win this
Because they might go to no bowl in favor of ND after this loss, since 6-6 teams are not automatic when all your conference bowl spots are filled.
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somehow, i just can't root for ucla
i think the weasel puts them over the edge for me
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
Which would you rather have:
1. Root for Weasel
2. A kick in the nuts
3. A poke in the eye with a pencil
4. Listen to Petros Papadakis call a game…
I’m going with the poke in the eye, besides I have another and eye patches look cool!
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Throw out 1 and 4 based on moral upbringing.
After that, I probably should just leave it to JuJu, but I think you’re right.
I’ve been poked in the eye with a pencil, not as bad as you might think, kinda fun actually.
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Let's turn this up a notch:
- is a kick in the nuts by Petros
- is a poke in the eye by Weasel
Now what do you do?
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll take the poke in the nuts and the kick in the eye…
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Yer a shifty one, M Daddy
So Petros is poking you in the nuts, while the Zanadu kicker from Zona takes a crack at your eye.
Kiiiyaaaaiiii!!!
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 28, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
Pete is just rubbing it in
WHAT A POOR SPORT!
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Pete is a whiny little b-ch
Although it is funny that UCLA’s best play was on a fumble.
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that's gotta burn, bad call takes away your longest play of the night, then INT for good measure
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It's a brave new world in Hollywood.
One of the teams decided to score what are known as “points”.
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Fucking Pete Caroll. Wow, what has happened to class with Pac-10 coaches.
Like a bunch of 8 year old kids trying to rub it in on each other every week.
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Served the weasel right.
Bellotti did the same thing to PC back in ’05, but Petey responded with F-bombs back then.
Guess that’s the difference between a game and a rivalry.
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Kind of crappy by both coaches. Rick called a useless timeout when USC was trying to kneel the ball under a minute up by two scores.
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The timeout makes it different to me, I suppose, I missed that.
Looks like it was a USC 2nd down, UCLA had 3 timeouts and maybe sorta kinda might have been able to get the ball with around 30 seconds left, so I suppose if you’re loosing and there’s any inkling of a chance, I give them the benefit of the doubt on that. It’s a stretch but two TD’s have been scored in that time.
Then USC has to respond to shut the door rather than sit on it and play into UCLA’s hands if the other team is still trying to strategize a win, I suppose.
As for Belotti or anyone padding scores or belittling anybody when a game is truly done, I don’t care who it is, it doesn’t benefit your team. You get a brief moment of glory, which you would have had anyway with a win in hand, and you give the other team a reason to want to kick your ass more than anything else in the world the next year, a method to recruit against you, etc.
Being an ass doesn’t serve long term dividends.
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 29, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Weasel called time out before 1st down.
(This is from memory, so if the details are incorrect, don’t blame me, blame my dissolute youth)
If I remember it right, the timeout was called right after they’d lost the ball on downs, on an incomplete pass. 52 seconds left or around that.
The clock was already stopped.
So, fUcla was down to two TOs.. and waiting for first down.
Assuming 5 seconds per run play, called after 1st and 2nd down, SC would have snapped the ball on 3rd down with about 42 seconds, and that would likely have been the last play.. if not, SC still had one more to run.
In other words — no way fUcla was getting the ball back.
Calling a timeout in that situation was pretty stupid. IMHO.
And I laughed my ass off when Barkley threw the TD pass.
You want to play the whole game, Rick? Fine — tell your defense to play the whole game.
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OK, it was 2nd down when he threw the bomb.
But Barkley had taken a knee on 1st down.
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Right, I already looked it up.
He’s got two more timeouts and two plays to defend, followed by a 4th down that would start from a stopped clock and then stop when the ball changes hands… so there’s a chance he’d have the ball back with around 30 seconds left.
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by Bill Musgrave on Nov 29, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
In backgammon terms, PC offered the weasel a double..
.. and Ricky said “Yes, there’s still a minute statistical chance I could win!”
Whereupon Petey cashed his double.
Still think it’s hysterical.
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It was just funny to see how excited P.C was after that play,
You would have thought he just won the National Championship via a last second field goal
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Pure Class
I’m just amused that he acts like they are still the kings and he’s lording his superority over the rest of the Pac-10. Pssstttt, hey Pete, you’re rubbing it in against a team we ALL BEAT. I know all your 5-star employees, I mean players, think of the Rose Bowl as a consolation prize, but you’re running up the score while praying for a way out of the Sun Bowl.
Yeah,
He does exactly that. Acts as if he rules not only the conference, but the nation. Breaking news flash: USC is medicore this season
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Yeah, but this WAS their crosstown rival.
Doesn’t matter that fUcla sucks this year.
USC will always get a kick out of beating them.
Recall that fUcla has knocked SC out of the NC game at least once in the last five years.
It’s hard for me to get all righteous on Petey about this one for that reason. Hell, I would have done the same thing to the weasel. Neuheizel is such a putz.
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Next year I want to see a sign
With a photo of the weasel and Petey. Petey is saying ’What’s your deal?’ and the weasel is responding with “I declare YOU Sanchez!”
by JonathanPDX on Nov 29, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions

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