Civil War Photoshop Extravaganza
by JShufelt on Dec 2, 2009 4:27 PM PST
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Since I told Jared that if I made another photoshop, I'd create a new thread to throw them all in there.
So...
I give you...
I like to call this one, "The picture that will get my fired from work". I did a Google image search of "Shaved Beaver Skin". No. Serious. I'm that stupid. Luckily, I had Google family filter set to "Arabian Women Only". I'll still have to explain how I was only wasting time photoshoping T.J. Ward with a partly shaved and tattooed beaver instead of using what the internet is really really great for.
I call this one, "See... really. I was surfing safe and clean! That shaved beaver search was an honest to goodness search" It's the Google font saying "Go Ducks" in yellow and green. Do you believe me, Boss? What's that? Time theft? That's some crazy supervillian sounding stuff. I'm not smart enough for that. I searched "Shaved Beaver Skin" at work for goodness sake.
This one is called "I can think of a joke, but I suck at punchlines". Personally, I think if the Ducks were to build a dam, it would be way cooler. Wood is so old and out dated. Sorta like fullbacks. Think about it though... Joey in time square is almost 10 years old now. It's time to do something bigger. Imagine a picture of LaMichael James spinning for the Heisman on Hoover Dam. Speaking of that, one spin of LaMichael James produces more power than a Hoover Dam turbine. It must be true. I wrote it on the internet.
I call this one, "Actually, that's kinda gross." I've played football on a goose poop filled field near sunriver. Every tackle added about an extra 2 yards from sliding across. Remember the '08 @ Cal game? It was kinda like that only replace the water with thick gooey white/yellow/green/black avian turds. I'd like to think that's where the bird flu came from. I just think Oregon State players could enjoy this as part of their home field advantage. Nobody would care though, because nobody goes to OSU games anyway.
And finally, the newcomer.
I call this one, "Not even close... Hey there Amanda!".
Make your own punchline/story. I'll just keep looking at the Oregon Cheerleaders. Hi Amanda!
Kudos to zoonews over at CGB. The OSU cheerleader photo was taken with his very own camera! And he survived Corvallis!
I might make a few more tonight, but if any of you have anything you'd like to contribute, please do. (Heck, even ideas work for me, tonight.)
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Oooh, ooh write in ballot...
JShufelt is the Brady Leaf of ATQ.
No thats too mean. Sorry Shu; I’m not that evil
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
i'm at work now
But i swear I’ll do my part tomorrow. This might be my favorite thread ever
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Ha! Even your profile pic qualifies!
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
TDuck Civil War Photoshop Extravaganza, Round One
Here are a few shop jobs from yesterday
Fuck Reaser, is that a Stadium or an Ass? Lets be honest, who like their crappy stadium? No one, ok moving on. Who likes Phil Knight’s Star Destroyer? Everyone, ok sounds good.
This is My Dam, you can have it back later. This piece is my shout out to SupWitchYouGirl. Hey U of O, how do you like me know? I used Puddles, and he is making sure all his duck friends can get through beaver country all safe and sound. I don’t yell O I scream.
This image really needs no introducktion (I did it on accident and don’t want to temp fate by changing it, but im not happy). I got right back on the copyright infringement horse and invented a new beer for the holiday season. Thats right JuJubelale, drink up kids, well adults, and together we can beat the beavers.
Autzen, Where the Wild Things Are. Somebody thought of this sign idea for Gameday. Notice how the hair matches guys hair in real life, a great happy accident. Oh and LMJ is the short one, because if you didn’t know: Much like Quizz, LMJ is a short RB from Texas, crazy
This last image was inspired by the rumors of a new O for todays uni’s. Sure they mean the current O on the old helmet, but it got Takimoto to thinking, and that got me to illustrator for this new O. First person to correctly name the silhouette sources gets a drink from me at the AtQ tailgate. (s)“But I’m not gunna be at the tailgate” sorry dont guess. (/s)
Can I get a Gooo Ducks?!
Is it Outzen?
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
ahemm, I meant to say..
Is it OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOutzen?
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
dude, I am such an idiot!!!!!
somebody slap me… duh!!
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
It’s the hype. It’ll get to your head. There’s no stopping it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
well it’s obviously the outline of 2 buildings …. Matt Court and Mac Court?
by echo31 on Dec 3, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Here’s a hint: it’s related to the current O. Just find the connection and it’ll be real easy.
It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Watching Jesse Palmer on CFB-Live yesterday
I noticed he finally figured out how to pronounce Autzen, though he still call Jeremiah “Mazoli” instead of Masoli.
He has always annoyed me.
“blah blah blah meaningless jarble blah blah maZZZZZZZoli”
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
Really? I was not aware of this demeaning quality!
I have never been a Palmer fan. To me, he talks a lot but says very little. Obvious things such as “OOOOUUUUUtzen is a loud stadium”. Perhaps I am being too hard on the guy; I just dont know
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
MVP of this thread...
Nice work Trumpetduck, for this and your work below
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
TDuck Civil War Photoshop Extravaganza, Round Two
Here is todays batch
Ghosts of Uniforms Past Tako and I mused last night about the Beavers getting new unis for todays as well. This is all I could think of. Haha you wore sports bras for an entire year, idiots.
OK I did absolutly nothing to this image. Its just too funny. Look at the fucking silly ass beaver.
Hey Girl Hey Pretty self explanitory.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Dec 3, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Should,'t that beaver be saying "Hey Boyfriend"
Cuz it was a GAY sheep that the football player abducted.
i just had that conversation with Tako
and knew someone would call me out. but hey girl hey is just too funny
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
New tagline
Addicted to Quack: Look at that Fucking Silly Ass Beaver
It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
It’s family friendly too
Kenny Wheaton #20; The Pick - 1994 v UW. Matthew Harper #20; The Pick #2 - 2007 v USC. John Boyett #20;...
I wholeheartedly fucking agree
Juju, you complete me...And now as your humble-as-ever servant, I kindly request the following:
So, how is it that one brother is named "James", and the next one "Jacquizz"?
Anyways, based on the picture; they look as if they have a relationship thats a little too comfortable.
It's Pie-friendly.
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