Since I told Jared that if I made another photoshop, I'd create a new thread to throw them all in there.

So...

I give you...

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I like to call this one, "The picture that will get my fired from work". I did a Google image search of "Shaved Beaver Skin". No. Serious. I'm that stupid. Luckily, I had Google family filter set to "Arabian Women Only". I'll still have to explain how I was only wasting time photoshoping T.J. Ward with a partly shaved and tattooed beaver instead of using what the internet is really really great for.

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I call this one, "See... really. I was surfing safe and clean! That shaved beaver search was an honest to goodness search" It's the Google font saying "Go Ducks" in yellow and green. Do you believe me, Boss? What's that? Time theft? That's some crazy supervillian sounding stuff. I'm not smart enough for that. I searched "Shaved Beaver Skin" at work for goodness sake.

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This one is called "I can think of a joke, but I suck at punchlines". Personally, I think if the Ducks were to build a dam, it would be way cooler. Wood is so old and out dated. Sorta like fullbacks. Think about it though... Joey in time square is almost 10 years old now. It's time to do something bigger. Imagine a picture of LaMichael James spinning for the Heisman on Hoover Dam. Speaking of that, one spin of LaMichael James produces more power than a Hoover Dam turbine. It must be true. I wrote it on the internet.

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I call this one, "Actually, that's kinda gross." I've played football on a goose poop filled field near sunriver. Every tackle added about an extra 2 yards from sliding across. Remember the '08 @ Cal game? It was kinda like that only replace the water with thick gooey white/yellow/green/black avian turds. I'd like to think that's where the bird flu came from. I just think Oregon State players could enjoy this as part of their home field advantage. Nobody would care though, because nobody goes to OSU games anyway.

And finally, the newcomer.

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I call this one, "Not even close... Hey there Amanda!".

Make your own punchline/story. I'll just keep looking at the Oregon Cheerleaders. Hi Amanda!

Kudos to zoonews over at CGB. The OSU cheerleader photo was taken with his very own camera! And he survived Corvallis!

I might make a few more tonight, but if any of you have anything you'd like to contribute, please do. (Heck, even ideas work for me, tonight.)