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ATQ exclusive: An Interview With Cliff Harris

So if you read my first retrospective on the defense here you probably saw the line, "I may just add one specifically about Cliff Harris, I haven't decided yet.  He's not returning my phone calls and he won't accept my friend request on Facebook."  Well, someone else saw that same line and the next morning I received an email with the subject heading "What's your phone number?"

Turns out the email was from Cliff Harris' father Cliff C. Harris (or Willie).  I'll admit, at first I thought it was someone from ATQ playing a really great prank on me so my initial response to Mr. Harris, was, well let's just say I'd like to do that one over again. 

Anyway, I ended up getting  in touch with Mr. Harris and we talked for about 10 minutes.  He is an incredibly nice guy.  He's happy Cliff has gotten the time he has on the field this year, but he feels Cliff could definitely play better.  He also feels that once given the chance to return kicks we'll be able to see another side of Cliff's abilities.  He told me about Cliff's first play in Pop Warner (turns out the opposing team tried to throw a pass to the RB in the flat and Cliff nailed him for a 7 yard loss... no turning back from there, Cliff was definitely going to be playing defense).  He's gone to all of Cliff's games this year, and has been confident that when given the chance Cliff would be able to make plays, oh, and Cliff's family (3 brothers and 1 sister) still won't let him forget about the dropped INT against ASU.  Mr. Harris knows that Cliff has things to improve upon; size, tackling, etc.  But he's definitely a proud father and was gracious enough to help connect me with Cliff for a little Q & A session to be put up here exclusively on Addicted To Quack.

Star-divide

 

Q & A with Cliff Harris about the 2009 Season:

1.       Were you surprised about how much or even that you got to play this year?

Well I mean, yeah I was surprised due to the fact that I came late and all that I even got the opportunity to play.

2.       Did the coaches talk to you at all about maybe having to redshirt this year due to the fact that you did come late and were behind guys like Thurmond, Glasper and Jackson?

Yeah you know guys like Walt and Willie G, they go, they're definitely some good players.  I was planning on redshirting the year, sit out and learn as much as I can from them with this their last year being there, but due to injuries, you know some people had to step up and I was ready when my number was called.

3.       How do you feel you have played this year?

I ain't happy with my performance this year.  I know I could have made way more plays than what I did.

4.       Did you say you're not happy?

Nope.  I feel I could do better, but we're still winning though and I'm glad we're winning.  But I could do more and even though the (Pac 10) season is over I feel I could do more in certain situations.  But it's a learning process

5.       What situations come to mind?

Playing, just in the games.  There was a couple of games that I had opportunities to make plays and I just didn't make them.

6.       So are you going to hang up on me if I bring up the Arizona State dropped pick six?

Ha ha, no I ain't mad about that, but that's one of the opportunities I was saying that I could do better.

7.       Did the guys on the sideline give you a hard time about that?

Ah you know, everybody gave me a hard time.  People on the sidelines to the families to everybody.  I had to hear it.

8.       You're not going to let that happen again are you?

Never.

9.       What do you feel were some of your personal highlight during the year?

I'd have to say my personal biggest highlight was the interception against Washington.  But the overall highlight of my year is being in the Rose Bowl in my freshman year and contributing for us to be there, that is definitely the highlight.

10.   Which wide receivers or quarterbacks in the Pac 10 do think scare you or do you fear going up against the most?

I don't fear anybody.  I'm not afraid to go up against anybody.  I'll battle Randy Moss right now [laughing].  I'll say my biggest challenge though was the receiving corps from Arizona.

11.   Why is that, their speed their size or their hands?

I mean it was the whole way the game was going.  They had speed and size, but it was their ability to just make plays.

12.   Who challenges you the most on the Ducks?

Diante Jackson the up and coming freshman.  He's legit.  We didn't have to use him this year, because the rest of those guys were getting the job done and if it ain't broke don't fix it.  But you know Diante, he snags everything.  You got to go hard against him, cause he'll try and embarrass you and mock you.  You don't want to get caught looking back, cause he goes hard all the time, so he makes me want to go hard all the time.

13.   Some of the fans get caught up in who is the biggest rival, Oregon State or Washington.  Who would you say is your biggest rival?

My biggest rival is SC.  You know, they're all glamorized and Hollywood and I just want to shut it down.  You know the Oregon, Oregon State is a big game, and I didn't really understand how big it was.  But I got a [high school] teammate that plays for USC and he was doing a lot of smack talking before the game so I was really looking forward to that challenge that game.

14.   You guys talk about the jersey's combinations, or what you might wear for the Rose Bowl?

Nah, Coach Kelly don't tell us anything, cause it might leak out to the public, so he won't even tell us.  We just show up on game day and wear whatever uniform is in our locker.

15.   How is school going for you this year?

I'm doing alright in school, I just finished my first semester with passing grades.  I haven't really decided yet on what I want to major in, I'm just still trying to get the whole feel for college.

16.   How is life in Eugene?  What do you think of Eugene?

Eugene is crazy.  It's different from Fresno.  Everything about Eugene is based around the football team.  They show us a lot of love out there.  I mean it ain't nothing like Fresno, you can't compare nothing to Fresno.  It's not better not worse just different.

17.   How have some of the injured players like Thurmond and Glasper helped you this year?

You know the transition from high school to college and them being seniors and they've already went through the process, so they've been just giving me the heads up on how it was going to be.  What the differences were, how I need to train, and how I need to get the job done.  They've given me a lot of pointers.

18.   How about Coach Kelly.  How much do see of Kelly in practice, you on the defensive side of things and all?

I'm mostly with Neal and Aliotti.  Kelly, he's definitely the spokesman of the team.  You know he keeps an eye on things to make sure things are up and running.  He'll go take a look at the defense, then go look over the offense, he's all over the place.  He's never like physically in one spot, he's looking over the whole team.

19.   What are your thoughts on Ohio State? Have you looked at much tape on them yet?

You know, I don't like to bust up my opponent, but I'd like to crush them.  You know, they're definitely a good team, but we're coming ready for battle. 

20.   Have you looked at any matchups for you, or who you might have one-on-one in the Rose Bowl?

I'm going to match up with whoever decides to come line up on my side.  Whoever lines up on my side, we're going to battle.

 

So there you have it.  A twenty question interview with the one and only Cliff Harris.  Cliff's had a great season for only playing in 7 games.  He leads the team in broken up passes and had one interception.  After talking with Cliff I get the impression that this is a confident kid, but one who is very grounded in reality.  We also talked about his family and him being home for the holidays and he isn't worrying about football right now.  He just wants to hang out at home.  He's glad to be back from college and getting rested before heading to Pasadena for the Rose Bowl.  His brothers and his father help him keep a good perspective on things.

We are truly lucky CH3 gets to play for the Ducks another couple of years.  I know many fans are expecting great things from him in days, and years to come.  Finally, I am officially on the LET CH3 RETURN KICKS bandwagon.

Thanks Willie and Cliff for your time.

-Matt

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Get this man a press pass!

Nice interview, Matt! And thanks for taking the time, Cliff!

On a separate note, how long was your phone conversation? Because if it lasted longer than four hours, I hope you went to see a doctor immediately afterwards…

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

In other news

Score on the interview! Nice job, too. You should replace Oprah when she retires from her show.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Dammit, I’m still laughing

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm betting it was some time AFTER Cliff said,

“he makes me want to go hard all the time.”

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh, hoodriverduck, you win
was. awesome. my receptionist just asked me if i was okay -- laughing so hard.

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

Wow, this blog is getting out of control with the perversion of otherwise innocent statements. C’mon guys

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness

you’re right, that was out of line. Matt did an awesome job with this.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant mine was a little over the line,

because I got a little creeped out thinking of his dad reading it. Not to say I didn’t giggle like a schoolgirl after I wrote it.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It's true

The first time I typed it up, I made an explicit reference to an erection, but then I decided to PG it a little for the kids (and the fact that his dad might read it). But then you come along and just go right for it!

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats just not fair!

Of course I will initially laugh, but then think of the creepy factor for others reading…

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Mainly I was quoting Shaun of the Dead there, but it’s probably too obscure a reference for most others to get.

And yeah, I definitely thought of the creepiness when I initially posted, but it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I've seen the movie,

But I dont remember that reference. Oh well

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger

I’m too well acquainted with an obscure reference sailing over the audience’s head my own self.

Also, have never really gotten into the whole zombie-comedy-horror genre, which seems to just keep getting bigger and bigger.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not into it either. I’m not even sure why I originally saw that movie – maybe it was the only thing that looked remotely decent at the time. But for whatever reason (I have become a big Simon Pegg fan, so that could be it), I thought the movie was hilarious.

It was just on TV the other night, and I STILL find it hilarious.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

See, HRD?

At least I was more subtle with the homoeroticism.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

No, you made the right call. I’m just sayin’…

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow,

I must admit that I am very impressed that you could pull this off MattDaddy! Great interview

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

In all honesty, it was all Cliff Harris’ dad. He helped me set everything up. Really great guy!!

Also, it made me realize that parents read the stuff we put online and to some extent it made me rethink some of things I say about players (except Locker, he’s fair game).

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I remember that when many were bashing Tonio Celotto without much warrant or knowledge of his situation, he actually commented on Moseley’s blog about how many things said about his departure were out of line. Since then, I have tried to be as respectful as possible.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This is very true. Players, coaches, staff at the University, other journalists all read ATQ. That’s one of the reasons why we have a strict policy regarding how players are addressed in gamethreads and comments. One of the reasons we can have these sorts of communications is because of the community we have here at ATQ. Working to keep that atmosphere is on all of us.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 23, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus… We want to be supportive of our guys on the field, tearing them down doesn’t really help that.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

the players read this stuff? PANIC!!!!

by echo31 on Dec 23, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m forced to wonder how many players sacrifice at the altar of Juju?

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 23, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm,

I would enjoy watching a Barner/Harris return tandem. That would be one hell of a headache for opposing special teams coordinators to deal with!

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

Osbourne NEEDS to make this happen next year!!!!

or in the Rose Bowl… that’ll work too

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

We definitely need to have Barner back there. He has proven himself as a stellar return man. It would be really nice to see Harris get a shot back there with him, hopefully Osbourne can make his happen.

The coaching staff could be afraid that having a major DB return kicks is not such a good idea after what happened to WT3. I suppose we will wait and see (and hope).

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

With Barner getting more time at RB next year, I could see CH3 doing some return duties and splitting time with him. I don’t think he’s gotten the reps in practice this year to make it happen, but with a spring and fall practice under his belt we might see more of it next year.

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

One question that would have been interesting (and maybe he mentioned this?): whether he likes punt returning or kick returning better. Because we could split them up – let Barner do kick returns and Harris do punt returns, or vice versa.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

No it was only his Dad who brought it up. He said Cliff used to do it a lot in high school and that “We” Oregon fans will get to see a whole other side to Cliff once he gets the ball in his hands.

Honestly, I could see Kelly and Osbourne using this in future years either in punt returns or kick returns

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Re-watch the Civil War … The return tandem was in fact Barner and Harris. On the opening kickoff, Harris took off down the field and ran into two other Ducks blockers which completely screwed up Barner’s return.

by echo31 on Dec 25, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

anyway...

i wish he would have elaborated on his answer for question # 19? why does he want to crush my team? he insinuated that he usually doesn’t want to “bust up” the opponent… what is it about ohio state that he doesn’t like?

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

whatever you guys say...

maybe i’m reading too much into it, but it seems like, from his comments, that this wasn’t coming from his motivation to ‘win a bowl game’.

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You're looking at through Scarlet and Gray glasses

and I would expect that. Let me just say he’s actually really excited about the Rose Bowl and matching up with a really good team. He’s has a ton of respect for Ohio St, but he’s very confident in his abilities and really wants to make plays in the rose bowl.

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

oh and by the way

I want Oregon to crush Ohio St too… :-)

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

that's cool...

it’s pretty sweet he agreed to do an interview w/ you — and yeah, i definately wear scarlet and gray specks.

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Not win a bowl game…

Win THE bowl game.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he means...

That he would rather annihilate and crush his opponent rather than beat them by a slim margin. Just my 2 cents

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you’re reading too much into this. I want Oregon to crush OSU, and I’m not even playing the game! It’s just competitive spirit, and it’s not like he said “Those tOSU guys are a bunch of chumps and we’re going to walk all over them.”

I mean, he COULD have said that, because it’s true, be he didn’t. So you should be grateful.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

really gorbachav5?

“I mean, he COULD have said that, because it’s true, be he didn’t. So you should be grateful.” — i hope you’re being sarcastic…

and the way he worded it, it just sounded like he was singling out ohio state. he said “You know, I don’t like to bust up my opponent, but I’d like to crush them.” if this is coming from a competitive spirit, wouldn’t he feel this way about all his opponents?

i should probably just drop this. it’s not like i’m gonna convince any one on this side of the fence, lol.

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

really random OSU fan on an Oregon blog?

He ment he didn’t want to talk shit about tOSU (bust up) but he does want to beat them in the rose bowl (crush them). Are you seriously getting this upset about this? He is respecting your team, and not giving them bulletin board material (which i think is media bs exaggeration). But he want s to shut down your WR in the ROSE BOWL. Shocking. Get over it

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by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

How dare an opposing DB tries to stop your WR’s! Unacceptable

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Gasp!

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Dec 23, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

wow trumpetduck...

here i was having a conversation with gorbach5, didn’t mean to upset you, dude.

i come to this blog to have conversations with oregon fans and contribute a buckeye perspective. i’m not “upset” about anything, hence this comment:

“i should probably just drop this. it’s not like i’m gonna convince any one on this side of the fence, lol.”

by davereg412 on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Awww, come on man.

Gorby is just poking fun at the lone buckeye here. It’s like in dodgeball, where you all pick on the little nerdy kid named Winston.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Me? Sarcastic? I would never! How dare you!

Of course it was sarcastic! And yeah, you are reading too much into this. I agree with trumpetduck – he was saying that he doesn’t want to “bust up” (read: talk trash) on his opponent, but he does want to “crush them” (read: beat them badly in a bowl game).

I’ve said this before, people get so bent out of shape about trash talk these days. Even the most innocent statements get blown way out of proportion and taken all personally. It’s one thing to make ridiculous, inappropriate comments and ruin good discussions. But a little trash talk never hurt anybody, and this doesn’t even qualify!

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine...

Trumpetduck your mom slept with Squeak…that good?

by SeattleDucks on Dec 23, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve..PERRY!

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

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by Takimoto on Dec 23, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

How to speak San Franciscan… vagina

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Score, Matt Daddy! (Are you related to Jeff Daddy?)

CH + CH3 are studs. AtQ Support for life!

And finally… That stuff he said about Diante… Well… I think I just goofed my pants after reading what he said. I’m so excited for him.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

oh he raved about Diante. There was no question in his mind who the best WR on the team was

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes me so excited. Moseley has been raving about Diante all year (though again, Moseley will admit that he wasn’t looking at blocking, route running, etc.)

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by jtlight on Dec 23, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems like we have enough WRs who are good “all-around” guys – good blockers, etc. I want a guy who’s going to make some ridiculous plays next year. Not that I don’t want him to also be good at all that other stuff. But am I out of line to hope for a WR who’s going to make some ridiculous plays with his legs? I’m hoping Jackson is that guy (although it may take him another year or so to get there; it’s cool, I can wait.).

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm cool with balance when it produces guys with the whole package like Maehl.

Jeff Maehl is fast becoming the most productive Oregon receiver of the decade.

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by qrsouther on Dec 23, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Certainly, balance is great, and Maehl is one of my favorite guys on the team. I’m just being greedy for a Mike Williams-type talent at WR.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

mike williams is your go to big play WR?

Dont get me wrong, he was great in college and is a great choice for your reference. I just can never look past the whole NFL shenanigans. I’m impressed by your out side the box thinking.

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s what I mean – Williams was ridiculously good in college, and that’s as far as I’m looking. No one can deny the guy’s talent. He just lost whatever it was when he got to the Lions, but so did a talented QB that I think went to Oregon. What was that guy’s name again?

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Leaf?

No, thats not it.

JaMarcus Russell? Damn, 0 for 2.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya know Joey has a sportstalk radio show on the weekends now? I get it here in Sacramento and almost shat myself when I heard him as the co-host.

Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.

by PacBellBoozer on Dec 23, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He's charming, intelligent, and erudite

Everything you expect a jock isn’t. No wonder he was vilified in the NFL.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree with you on the charming, intelligent, and erudite

I know the kid perhaps a bit too well. Played against him in high school and dude lit up our D like a friggin Christmas tree. Nearly put 60 on the board against us in the first round of the state playoffs. Perhaps it wasn’t a good time to try out a bunch of sophomores in the defensive backfield.

Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.

by PacBellBoozer on Dec 23, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A close friend

played on the O-line at Central (before Joey), so I’ve been hearing about him since he was holding on PAT’s. It irritated me to no end that apart from being drafted into the worst franchise in existence, he got labeled as a “strawberries and champagne” type by some NFL meathead, because he has a brain and talents outside of playing football…who the hell was that meathead, again?

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 23, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Siragusa is genuinely one of the dumbest people on earth. I cringe every time I watch the NFL on fox and am forced to listen to “intelligent sideline reporting/analysis” from Siragusa’s fat mouth.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 24, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I want a J-Will that can catch.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that was my favorite part

he is going to be a beast

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This does bring up some questions

What is our receiving corps going to look like next season? The only graduating member is Cavaille, and he didn’t get all that much playing time. Davis, Embry, Tuinei, Maehl, Holland (hopefully), then you add Cantu, Gaines, and Jackson? Where’s Kelly going to find playing time for all these guys?

On the other hand, it never hurts to have great depth. I’m looking forward to a great group of WRs next year.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

who knows, he may turn a couple into linebackers :-)

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

With the exception of Maehl, who knows?

I hope to see Jackson and Gaines get some solid game time experience next season. Jackson sounds like a stud, and I hear Gaines is an awesome receiver/downfield blocker.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm quite sure we'll have Maehl and Davis and Tuinei as our top 3.

We run mostly 3-wide anyway. We have to work his name is David Paulson onto the field as well.

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by qrsouther on Dec 23, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Who knows,

Perhaps Brandon Williams (The new JC tight end transfer) will earn a starting spot at TE…Chip Kelly is going to drool over the spring and summer workouts, there will be INTENSE competition at the WR/TE spot.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Ethan Grant at TE.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh,

Yeah, about Ethan Grant. He kind of, well, lets just say he went to a farm in Texas. Not to mention he was 50 pounds too light to play TE

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

God damn… I meant Curtis White. AAAGHH!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point nonetheless.

I forgot about Curtis White. From everything I have read about him, he seems like he will challenge the starters and earn some playing time next season

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I was not aware of that,

Thanks for letting me know

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

yes yes yes

His name is David Paulson

We chant this at games the the people in front of us thought we were crazy. hello great movie

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow,

I will abstain from talking to anyone who does not understand this reference.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah,

Especially in California high schools!

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously

HNIDP anyone? new nickname

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the most awesome nickname possible.

Unless your given name was Tyler Durden. David Paulson simply works out too well with the Fight Club reference.

Actually, I think that HNIDP has been his nickname for some time. I remember someone bringing it up in a game thread.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule 1. We don’t talk about the reference.
Rule 2. We don’t talk about the reference.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe… but I think of Diante lives up to the hype… he might edge out Davis or Tuinei.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

i seem to remember another rsF that lived up to the hype and passed other guys on the depth chart

i just cant remember his name… oh this is going to drive me crazy all day

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh oooh, I know I know!!! Pick me pick me!

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

On OregonGridiron.com

I think it was Helfrich who said that DJ was not only the guy who looked best in his uniform, but also our best downfield blocker at the WR spot. I wonder if that included Dickson, I doubt it, see: LMJ 50+yd. TD in CW.

So Diante’s gonna have to be something else to take DJs spot.

Depth is good though and with DT coming into the fray in 2011, I have feeling there may be a few more passes to catch.

"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.

by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that Tyrece Gaines is a very good downfield blocker...

So we should see examples of that next season.

Also, LMJ’s 50 yarder against UW a great block was thrown. I dont remember who threw it. Very well could have been Davis. And yes, Davis does look mighty fine in an Oregon uni

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Did anyone ever hear whether Gaines is getting to redshirt this season? I’m going to feel really bad for the guy if he’s only going to get to play one season.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

They probably probed the NCAA before they let him sit out. I’m guessing they were assured they would let him redshirt this year.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I trust the NCAA about as far as I can throw them

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

How strong are you?

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Not strong enough to throw a bloated, misguided organization with a power complex.

The NCAA does some things well, but when it comes to eligibility, it’s all bureaucracy and high-handed judgment. I don’t know if you’ve read anything about the way it’s handled the lawsuits regarding college baseball players and their ability to consult agents, but it’s almost comical the way they’ve handled it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to convert “a bloated, misguided organization with a power complex” into pounds, but I can’t find your units in my conversion chart.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s 175 rods, or 6,384 hogsheads.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Depth, depth depth

I think we are going to be pretty deep at all of the offensive positions next year. Is it possible for us to go even faster? I would look us to go deep a bit more next year. No need to worry about getting our guys gassed, lots of subbing for the WR next year.

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone watching the Blazers this year

knows depth can disappear in a heart beat

Under winter skies
We stand glorious
And with Oden on our side
We are victorious

by WhiteRabbit on Dec 23, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Any Duck fan circa 2007 knows that there is no such thing as depth.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

whyyyyyyyyy

to both of you. come on such terrible times right there

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Look,

I thought we had closure now that we are in the Rose Bowl. We must move on, and cherish our sweet victories over Michigan and everyone else.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome post, Matt!

Great work, man. Cliff sounds like a really nice guy, and your tenacity is far more intense than mine. I sent LGB a Facebook message once and never heard back and decided that was that. And of course there was the time I had a few emails back and forth with Coach Kelly, but never was able to nail down a time to speak with him. It was my fault for not being more available, unfortunately.

Also, to everyone: Can we all stop referring to ATQ as AtQ? Where did the little “t” come from?! ;-)

Addicted To Quack. If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

by PaulSF on Dec 23, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

tATQ?

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

JATQ?

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Winner!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call!

Capital letters all around!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 23, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

awww I like the little t

it gives it a little flair. I don’t know if I can stop, and I sure don’t want to.

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 23, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Best. Movie. Ever.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer the original Flair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 23, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The image at the top of the blog that say Addicted to Quack. Capital A, lowercase t, Capital Q. That’s why I’ve always done it.

He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh,

I think that you just nailed (thats a Stephen Colbert reference. Dont even think about it Gorby or HoodRD) PaulSF.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Touche...

I guess it’s time we change that image, eh? I just going by the official ATQ style guide, which has about three rules in it, and one of them is that one.

I’ve been officially PWNED!

Addicted To Quack. If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

by PaulSF on Dec 23, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

No matter what,

It will NEVER be as in dire need of replacement as the UW dawg pound logo! I can still feel those damn dogs peering into my soul!

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m the same way. Didn’t know it was mandate for ATQ. I think AtQ looks cooler anyway.

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 23, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with Shu on this one.

This interview makes me VERY excited about Diante. Sounds like next season we will have a stellar WR to work opposite of Jeff Maehl

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

I’m rec’ing this just on the basis that none of the questions were:

“How much does it suck being so awesome?”
“Can I be your baby’s momma?”
“Hypothetical question: Would you be freaked out if I said I would go gay for you?”

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 23, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah,

I was wondering if one of you mods had to remove some questions from the interview. Apparently not.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Grammar police

It is a wide receiver “corps,” Matt, not a “core.” Just like the Marines.

by jfwells on Dec 23, 2009 1:24 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

You cannot blame MattDaddy for having a few mistakes,

He was probably as excited to speak with Cliff Harris as a kid is on their birthday.

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

unless the kid is turning 18 or 21.

The beloved creator of Sandwich music.

by axemen23 on Dec 23, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

tahnks, fxied :-)

LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 23, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

Juju, you have already blessed the Duck masses by diverting Terrelle Pryor to Columbus Ohio; and in the process granted us one magical Masoli who happens to be "sicker than E-Coli (I know from experience with E-Coli, Masoli must be pretty damn sick)". We are all mutually gracious for this blessing. However, in our time of dearest need, we request that one Terrelle Pryor succumb to your overwhelming collegiate football dictation skillz.
Your very own Humble servant,
CaDuck

by CaDuck on Dec 23, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cliff Harris = The Man

As long as Cliff keeps taking care of business in the classroom and working hard in practices, there is no stopping him. Great interview.

by DonCorleone on Dec 24, 2009 12:46 AM PST reply actions  

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