PANIC!: A time to focus
by 071903 on Dec 29, 2009 9:58 AM PST
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Panic! PANIC! PANIC and more PANIC!
We have not seen the Ducks play football for nearly four whole weeks. This has been an eternity. While we have had minimal fodder to discuss lately, aside from the "who is better, the Big 10 or Pac 10" banter and the tired theories of anOSU's stellar defense will shut down the Oregon offense. All I care about is what happens on the field. We can argue until we are all blue in the face. I would rather see a certain team, from a certain Oregon city, wearing certain winged-uniforms, WIN THE DAY. Nothing else matters. We can discuss stats and the like AFTER the game (or, Juju willing, after we're done celebrating).
I am getting more and more excited for the game on Friday. I have a gathering planned at the house with TONS of friends and family coming to watch. There will be food AND adult beverages. I am planning on having someone shave an "O" in the back of my head just before game time and I might even dye it with Kool-Aid. I need Chip Kelly's Kool-Aid recipe. Anyone have that? I am exicted. I am seriously considering NOT drinking on NYE just so I can ensure that I am 100% ready to cheer my ass off on NYD. I think that Juju demands the sacrifice. I am happy to oblige. I am nearly out of adjectives to describe how ready I am for the game.
All PANIC and focus aside, I think this is a good matchup and should be an entertaining game. I really am looking forward to that the most. I love that the Ducks made the RB and hope that it continues in the future. More BCS bowls or even a NC soon would be awesome. I think with the talent they have it is possible and it is sweet to watch it all unfold.
In case you don't have anything better to do and like to kill time (like I am doing at work right now...) we should focus, PANIC!, and of course give praise to Juju. WIN THE DAY!
GO DUCKS!
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In all seriousness, there has not been nearly enough PANIC going on around here lately. Too many people on vacation, Juju still on it’s much needed break, and people travelling down to Pasenda for New Years has caused us to slip a little.
We need some videos of the last Rose Bowl (Penn St Thrashing). We need people wondering how we are going to stop the power rush of anOSU. We need people freaking out about how we are going up against the best defense we have seen all year. Hell, we haven’t played a game in a MONTH. I don’t even remember if we are good or not. What the HELL!!! Do we even have a football team? OMG PANIC!!!!
LET CH3 RETURN KICKS!!!!
People traveling to Southern California!?!?
Talk about PANIC!!!!!
-At least we played more recently than tOSU did. Oh my god, what if that means they are better rested!? PANIC!!!
-I heard that Masoli tore his ACL on the teacup ride at Disneyland! PANIC!!!!
-I heard that LaMichael James had a mental breakdown in “its a small world”!!! PANIC!
-I heard that Ed Dickson got lost in the Indiana Jones ride, and Harrison ford still has not rescued him! PANIC!!!
Whew, we are officially screwed.
Anatidaephobia-Fear that a Duck is watching you. Pryor, come January 1st, there will be millions watching you. We are banking on your overwhelming football prowess, blessed Juju.
Flagged for mentioning Masoli and ACL in the same sentence. Have you learned NOTHING?
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Hahahahaha!
Anatidaephobia-Fear that a Duck is watching you. Pryor, come January 1st, there will be millions watching you. We are banking on your overwhelming football prowess, blessed Juju.
More proof tOSU is the antithesis to UO:
Pryor has a torn posterior cruciate, which is the opposite of the anterior cruciate.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
Not to mention
it’s a pretty useless ligament. Lucky jerk.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
jerk?
please, doctor. Could you clarify that?
When you pull that ligament, it is not helpful to ice it.
A House of Spears > An Ingram
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Mentioning multiple knee ligaments at the same time just makes me sad for WT3.
The soul of New Orleans... Go Ducks, Geaux Tigers, Go Braves, Go Hornets, and most of all WHO DAT! I BELIEVE!
If your fanbase doesn't do songs like this, maybe you need a new fanbase.
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 29, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Panic
On www.1080thefan.com they have a fan poll each day. Right now it’s:
As a Duck fan, what worries you about this year’s Rose Bowl?
- Oregon’s Overconfidence
- Jim Tressel vs Chip Kelly
- Ohio St’s desperation to end 3-game bowl skid
- The team bus getting stuck on the 405 on gameday
The panic level is up everywhere.
He can run, he can pass, he is sicker than e-coli. Jeremiah always keeps things rolling.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions
Oregon's overconfidence?
Say wha?
I don’t think that as a whole we are being overconfident by any means.
Anatidaephobia-Fear that a Duck is watching you. Pryor, come January 1st, there will be millions watching you. We are banking on your overwhelming football prowess, blessed Juju.
That is, however,
our reputation in general. Which is retarded.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I'm being overconfident
I think we’re gonna win by a thousand.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Interestingly,
1000 is my 40-yd dash time.
I would estimate we win by well over 9000, however.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not overconfident
I just think that the halftime score will be so skewed that the BCS will ask us to loan our best 11 players to Ohio State to make the second half fair.
That has got to be some kind of record, 9000 points in a game. Wow.
Anatidaephobia-Fear that a Duck is watching you. Pryor, come January 1st, there will be millions watching you. We are banking on your overwhelming football prowess, blessed Juju.
Because our QB's blow out ACL's
and he got off easy.
Kidding, of course.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 30, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Juju warning: while at the pep rally, the video board blew out with a puff of black smoke during a Duck video highlight (this apparently ending the pep rally early). There is only one conclusion I can make out of this.
REPENT!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
The Duck Vision at Autzen?
Anatidaephobia-Fear that a Duck is watching you. Pryor, come January 1st, there will be millions watching you. We are banking on your overwhelming football prowess, blessed Juju.
After watching
other Pac10 teams play this bowl season, I am in full PANIC mode.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Less than 24 hours to game time?!?!?
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
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