What a year it has been for Oregon Duck football. The New Year of 2010 was just rung in in my fair hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. Let's take a look back at 2009.
In 2009, the almighty Juju granted us-
A Bid to the Rose Bowl,
A Pac-10 Championship.
Wins over the Fuskies and the Beavs, the Juju's most hated entities.
A perfect record at the temple of the Juju, Autzen Stadium.
Juju's servants such as Jeremiah Masoli, the "Man Crush of 2009" winner LaMichael James, Jeffery Maehl, Ed Dickson, Nick Aliotti's defense (including one of the Juju's MOST faithful servants, THE Cliff Harris), and the savior, Mr. Chip Kelly.
What have the blessings of the Juju given the Oregon Ducks?
A date with the Ohio State University Buckeyes this afternoon.
For that, holy Juju, we thank you.
However, we ask that you grant us one more blessing, almighty Juju.
A victory and a chance to shut the OSU fans up. We, as your faithful servants, blessed Juju, are tired of tOSU's fans comments such as:
Oregon has no defense.
Oregon runs a gimmick offense.
Oregon won't be able to penetrate tOSU's "epic" defense.
These direct insults to you, almighty Juju, are the epitome of disrespecting the Almighty.
So, great Juju, we ask that you bless upon us faithful Duck fans, one more thing.
A VICTORY IN PASADENA!
So, thank you blessed, almighty, all-powerful, and majestic Juju!
Now let's go roast some Buckeyes!