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Here's your shocker of the day

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/ncaa/12/09/tennessee.recruiting.ap/index.html

Tennessee being investigated for recruitng violations? OMGZ!

We’d better kick their smug asses next year.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

a bit more detail from the WWL

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727155

Now, to be perfectly honest, a lot of schools use “hostesses” for on campus recruiting trips. I know of cases at some schools where the line between “hostess” and “prostitute” is blurry. But sending them hundreds of miles off campus is a different deal entirely.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And some more from deadspin.

I am simply shocked the Bryce Brown would be lured by this.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

whether Lattimore comes here or not....

and, lets be honest, sitting behind LMJ for three years isn’t necessairly the most appealing thing, at least he’s not stupid enough to go to Tennessee.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He has the size and talent to get carries right away. I dream of him being the new thunder to James’ lightning.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dream of him being the new thunder to James’ lightning.

I was wondering if this was gonna be a homoerotic day or a dickpunching day. I have my answer now.

It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d love him to be the thunder to James’ lightning, if you know what I mean.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s never have a crossover day, okay?

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Addicted to Quack, An Oregon Ducks Blog. Check your heterosexuality at the door"

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How is it that guys got all upset about my "bitchslapping" comment...

…but don’t seem to have a problem with gay jokes? To me, nothing’s off limits!

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t make me dickpunch your bitchslapping comment into a gay joke.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha!

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

I DARE you.

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You WANT me to dick punch you?

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, hey, slow down, you have to romance us a little first.

Whether he be met by rain, sleet, or DB's, the Maehlman always delivers.

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i wouldn't want to be in front of any of shufelt fist

S-H-U-V-E-B-E-E-N-D-I-C-K-P-U-N-C-H-E-D.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-T-I-N-T-H-E-D-I-C-K

Oregon State, Oklahoma State, Ohio State..just another OSU.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahaha

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2009 6:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I really did not find your coinage of "bitchslapping"

Offensive…I found it to be amusing

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're about the only one, CaDuck

I personally find it humorous as well, but I can see why some found it offensive. And I’m obviously not over it, since it happened over a week ago!

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t really care either way. Now make us proud and get back to your bitchslapping ways.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

May be analyzing this too much...

The bitchslapping comment got to me mainly because it was in refence to an actual event that may or may not have been domestic violence.

When the term (or any politically incorrect line of humor) is used in the abstract, it doesn’t bother me at all. That’s my point of view. It wasn’t the term itself, it was the context.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Give me an example.

Because Terrance Montgomery wasn’t found guilty or charged with domestic violence. My joke absolutely WAS in the abstract, because it ASSUMED Montgomery was busted for hitting a woman, when in fact there was absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing.

In other words, you found it selectively offensive.

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but he was arrested for domestic violence which took the joke from the abstract and into reality. There was nothing selective about it. If he was arrested for bank robbery, I wouldn’t have had a problem.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In Pauls defense,

He did not joke with malicious and serious intent…There was no harm intended so I am fine with it.

But I do understand how someone can find this joke offensive.

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Completely understood

I just thought that in that context it was in poor taste is all. Other people agreed with me. Some didn’t. Just my opinion.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this will clear things up.

Bangin’ hoez: Sexual intercourse. Potentially funny.
Slappin’ hoez: Domestic violence. Never funny.
Homosexuality: No longer a medical illness! Therefore, funny!

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure I follow you on this one.

Neither slappin’ hoez nor bangin’ hoez are funny, unless it’s in a funny context, in which it’s hilarious. Homosexuality is ALWAYS funny.

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

coming from a guy with

San Fransisco in his name

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Touche.

I do live in San Francisco. Oddly, I’m the one who can take a joke. Zing!

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

are you implying i can't?

i actually think all 3 are always funny

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was happy to contribute

to the complete deterioration of this particular thread, but have to go home from work now.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

only on wednesday nights.

wait….what day is it….i’ve got to go

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

only on wednesday nights.

wait…what day is it? ive got to go.

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have given this more thought.

Elin Nordegren chasing after a Cadillac SUV with a 3-iron in hand while Tiger Woods drives said SUV into a fire hydrant due to a combination of Ambien, Vicodin, and his 2:30am beverage of choice:

Pretty funny.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Assuming

that this constitutes domestic violence.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

tiger woods is a

SAINT

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I find him irritating.

Not really, though. At least, not compared to other professional golfers, most of whom are extremely irritating.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rory Sabbatini is annoying,

He is the only annoying one in my book (besides Tiger)

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i hate rory

i love tiger. he could cheat on me any day

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now that’s a sign of true devotion.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dont be jealous nico

i still love you and oasis

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by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay then...

I can only imagine the txts you two have exchanged…Wow, Now I feel repulsed and dirty. Gross

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mostly just pics

wait…im making this worse.

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Get your weird sexting out of here!

Talk about incrimminating evidence!

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sergio?

Nippleson? Fakest “Everyman” since Brett Favre.

Vijay Singh? Complete dick.

I could go on forever, really. I am a huge golf fan, but sports-hate almost every pro golfer.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Singh is a douche I suppose...

Hunter Gayman irritates me too, I dont even know why. Also, Camillo Villegas irritates me as well. Don’t know why.

Those are the only golfers who irritate me now that I have given some thought to the matter.

 Oooh, Lucas Glover as well-because he has NO emotion or personality. His speech after winning the US Open was so monotone and boring; not to mention emotionless

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i root for villegas

i root for most Colombians

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you Columbian?

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but he is a huge Shakira fan.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh, okay then,

If 48 inch tall people are your thing, then thats cool

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

im a small guy

i love the short girls

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i have a close friend who is

colombian

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and her hips don’t lie. apparently.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, from what I have heard,

That is the case

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The longer you think about it

the sooner you realize they’re almost all dicks.

Short list of non-dicks:
Justin Leonard
Tom Watson (I almost cried when he three-putted @ the Open Championship)
Anthony Kim (might actually be a dick, I like him, though)

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A-Kim is cool...

Tom Watson killed all of us when he imploded.

I’m fine with Justin Leonard I suppose…

Phil Mickelson is a really nice guy, he lives in the same area as I do. So I have bumped into him a few times at Blockbuster, and the movie theatre, and talked to him. So I like the guy

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anthony Kim's kind of a dick

in that young hotshot who hasn’t won anything big but has a rep kind of way. He’s the next Sergio Garcia.

It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The next Sergio Garcia?

Hehe, A-Kim will blow significant leads in majors?

At the very least, A-Kim is a likeable guy; he has a demeanor that is a little more fun to watch. Trademark big beltbuckle etc..

Don’t get me wrong, He is not Boo Weekly kind of likeable, but still somewhat likeable

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

also

brett farve is a saint

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, I am pretty sure he is a Viking.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

touche my friend

touche

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by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you dissapoint me in your san franscisco-ness

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

its a reply to an insanely long thread...it was referenced to PaulSF

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't in reference to the place

it was his lack of apparent care for homosexuality jokes.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, gret comment on that link...

If most coaches use ho’s to lure recruits to thier schools, Does Mark Mangino use HoHo’s?

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ZING

and rec’d.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i’m guessing him and his “girlfriend” that attended UT had a fairly open relationship.

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by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee has committed at least six secondary NCAA violations — unintended violations of rules not deemed to have given the school an unfair competitive or recruiting advantage — since Lane Kiffin took over as coach.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Two of Lattimore’s high school teammates, Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore said the hostesses were “real pretty, real nice and just real cool” and thinks they had “a lot” of influence in his teammates making oral commitments, according to the report.

Also… wouldn’t it be more prudent journalism to say “verbal commitments” instead of “oral commitments”?

Just sayin’…

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh!

Beat me to it. +1 to you

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well

Tennessee obviously made an oral commitment to them, they’re just returning the favor.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha,

I knew there would be a comment like this about the use of the word “oral” somewhere

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, the title of the article… “Report: Use of ‘hostesses’ probed” is rather imprudent as well.

This article is STEAMY!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am shocked, shocked I tell you

That Lane Kiffin is violating recruiting rules.

I say this as I take a small sack of money from a Tennesee booster.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At absolutely no point this year — no point, whatsoever — has it been clear to me that Lane Kiffin understands his job.

There’s a George Costanza quote that reminds me of Kiffin’s weekly ridiculata: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon — you know — because I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I’ll tell you, people do that all the time.”

"[Juju] is a magical, fragile thing. It's when you've pleased the god of football, and he decides to shine his glorious bounty upon your team. If you anger him, he takes it away." --Hank Hill, paraphrased slightly

by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In the all-freshman team, I like that Phil Steel put Boyett as his first team all-freshman, and York on third team.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

the guy tries to do much himself...

All things considered, from a national standpoint, he does an incredible thing, but from certain perspectives (read: our perspective) the guy gets it completely back-asswards sometimes.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Dec 9, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

york is 1st team all pac 10 blogger though.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have purchased a LMJ green jersey

obligatory picture to be up later today.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

nah 9 on wednesdays though :D

and i spend most of 2nd period on here except when i actually have newspaper shit to do…

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lame Griffin

That’s almost as sad as Skip Belly.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha… I laugh every time I read that.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Lane Fuckingdouchebagassholepussybitchiffin.

It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That does roll off the tongue nicely.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said.

by she, i mean the tenn hostess

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh, that sounds German

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh my...

if my ‘dick punching’ comment was forcing yesterdays thread to get out of hand, then i’m afraid to see what this comment starts…

anyway, lane kiffin is an idiot. seriously — what a train wreck. i hope you guys crush them next year. is the game in tenn or at your ‘architectual-mine-field-of-noise-generation’?

by davereg412 on Dec 9, 2009 8:41 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

@

tenn

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s at Tenn, but we have a home-home with them.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, please refrain from punching any dicks today.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For now

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Dec 9, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If we beat them

They might bail on the return to Autzen. I hope not because other than bottom-feeder MS St. we haven’t had an SEC team visit in a while.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t at all surprise me, especially if (when) we beat them on their field.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you imagine how good the OSU O-line would be?

According to Suh…

Nebraska defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, making the awards circuit right now, told the "Sports Nightly" radio program Tuesday night that when Bo and Carl Pelini were hired in 2007, he was planning a transfer to Corvallis. After listening to their pitch to keep him at NU, he chose to stay.

"Obviously I felt – and still feel strongly – I made the best decision," Suh said.

Had the Cornhuskers not fired Bill Callahan and Kevin Cosgrove?

"I’d probably be at Oregon State right now," Suh said.

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by jtlight on Dec 9, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

And by O-line, I mean D-line.

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by jtlight on Dec 9, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes

Thank God for the Pelini brothers.

(That was probably on the top 10 list of sentences least likely to be typed by me today.)

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am now adding the Pelini brothers to my Christmas card list…

Oregon State, Oklahoma State, Ohio State..just another OSU.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Talk to Uncle Phil and include a nice check, and note asking if he wants to be our D coord.

Whether he be met by rain, sleet, or DB's, the Maehlman always delivers.

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

23 days to go

Thank God we only have 23 more days to go until we play OSU.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

For the stupid rich, have a memento!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 9:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What do you think Jared? Next year we could do a “Civil War Football Pick’em Contest”. ;-)

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh there are a lot of those at Oregon

Or at lot of rich crazy fans in any case.

You know they’re rich when you hear them talking about leasing a private jet to go to the Rose Bowl so they can “drink the entire flight.”

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Get on the plane, 2 hours of flight time to drink, 1 hour limo ride from Burbank-Glendale-Pasadena airport to the Rose Bowl, 4 hours for tailgating…

7 hours of pregame drinking = win. Drunk off their royal civil war kickoff ball owning asses!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This was at the MAC Club btw

I think they said they’re heading down day after Christmas and hanging out on the beach for a few days before the game.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In that case it’s like 150 hours of pregame drinking. Someone tell the Pasadena Hospital O.R. to stock up on replacement livers.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Based on the amount of beer these guys consume

About a pitcher for three of them after each workout, they can handle it. Seriously, they’re in their 50s and still drink like college kids.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey now

a pitcher for three is not like a college kid

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still surprised Oregon State quarterback Sean Canfield was voted first team instead of Jeremiah Masoli.

I’m not. Not only did Sean Canfield threw the most passes in the PAC-10, but he did so with a completion rate of 70%.

While Masoli fits our system like a glove and is a wizard at commanding the spread offense, if you’re looking to build an arbitrary offense (which I’d assume by default to be NFL-style), then Canfield is most definitely your guy.

That’s not to say I’d trade Masoli for Canfield — I wouldn’t — but he’s quite good at what he does.

Civil War for the Rose Bowl! We should do this every year!

by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2009 9:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

he’s quite good at what he does.

well, he was this year at least

by echo31 on Dec 9, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep — and the ballots were due the day before the Civil War*, so head-to-head was, in fact, not taken in to consideration. Also, Masoli had three pretty terrible games to start the season. Combine that with his start missed to injury and he was either ineffective or out for 1/3 of the season.

*As I noted yesterday, the coaches had the opportunity to change their picks on Monday before the lists were released.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And to further expound on that, it’s not like Canfield lost the Civil War for the Beavers. He played phenomenally even in the loss. So I think the head-to-head argument isn’t quite water-holding.

I mean, obviously Masoli is the shit and he’s our guy and I wouldn’t change that for the world, but I take no umbrage with Canfield being first-team.

by jcolomy on Dec 9, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

I agree completely with Canfield being first team. He’s the only reason they were even in position to have a Rose shot.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Masoli's three miserable games to start the year...

…weren’t Pac-10 games. He was lights out in the Pac-10. If anything hurt him, it was that he sat out against UCLA. But his absence should have been a great indicator at how good he is, as we were down 3-0 at halftime against UCLA.

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I am unclear on whether the nonconference games are counted as part of the criteria for voting all-conference teams. If the coaches are instructed to only consider the conference games rather than the entire body of work, then I would agree that Masoli has a much stronger case.

by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It would seem they should only consider conference games...

…since it’s an all-conference team, but I guess I just assumed that. It’s possible they’re looking at the entire body of work.

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by PaulSF on Dec 9, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.

I’m fairly certain non-conference games count towards a QB’s repute and statistics when looked at for all-conference honors.

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by qrsouther on Dec 9, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not certain of anything

and I’m too lazy to do research, but it would surprise me greatly if voters are told to assess anything but conference games for all-conference honors. The difficulty level of non-conf. games varies so widely among Pac-10 teams that it would be unfair to include anything but the games everyone plays against each other.

by fowlball on Dec 9, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a big fan of oral probing!....

It just seems like an extremely effective recruiting tool. But to say Lane and the national powerhouse program they’ve concockted (ya like that) down in Knoxville isn’t what’s pulling in the recruits is absurd guys. Right? I wonder if these girls were entirely naked when they introduced them to the recruits, or just half naked? What do you guys think? And before I finish (hehe) does anyone have a picture from any of these recruiting trips?

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 9, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, I kind of like Lane Kiffin and Tennessee. Not Sept. 11th, 2010 though, but any other time I like to see the Vols win. Don’t ask me why, I have no real reason haha

by jcolomy on Dec 9, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

to say you like Tennessee is acceptable,

but you seriously LIKE lane kiffin? Why? Were you an oral commitment receiver as well? just kidding

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 9, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Completely agree

I can see people liking Tennessee – UT has been around a lot longer than Kiffin, and there are plenty of reasons to like the program.

But Kiffin? He’s acted (at least publicly) like a giant douche ever since the Raiders job started to go south. He’s been a complete dick to everyone in the SEC. Normally, I would applaud that, but only if it comes from people OUTSIDE the SEC. Numerous recruiting violations, whining constantly about refs…even Kiffin’s family doesn’t like him at this point. (Kiffin’s probably the guy who gets his family Buy-One-Get-One-Free Arby’s coupons for Christmas.)

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now his dad on the other hand

Is a good guy and a GREAT defensive coach.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Layla....

You can violate my ncaa rules anytime

by QuackinAK on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wonder if she helped recruit Lane to UT. Think she was campus “hostess” when he visited, or does he get his own?

Oregon State, Oklahoma State, Ohio State..just another OSU.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN is saying Clemens will start Sunday

After Mark Sanchez injured his knee being a dumbass last Thursday.

I guess Thursday was a great day to be a Duck at any level of football.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I know he's a crazy old man but...

Beano Cook mentioned his Top 5 for next year: (in no particular order)

USC
Ohio State
Florida
Alabama

uh…ok.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Apparently USC even counts as two teams, since he only listed 4 there.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 9, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Strike Florida from there for sure since St. Tebow is gone.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 9, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i’m assuming its only 4 cuz everyone knows Notre Dame already.

Florida and USC make no sense.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Replaced by St.Slow-ass pocket passer.

USC will be better, but not top-5 good. That is for damn sure.

With Brian Kelly at the helm, there will of course be obligatory Notre Dame is a top 5 program crap…Oh well.

There is this Pac-10 team in the Rose Bowl that may deserve to be in the Top-5, I dont remember who…

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you’re trying to remember Washington. I saw it over on their boards.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha!

Yes, If Locker stays, they are clearly the team to beat in the whole nation! Hahaha.

This is really almost as insane as Lou Holtz crazy speak about Notre Dame is

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is even more insane.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

John Brantley is a better passer than Tebow. They might do a ’06 thing with switching in a better duel threat guy while, letting Brantley take most of the snaps.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

they lose a ton on defense also. now they actually have to play a RB.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All that's missing is Oklahoma.

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why does ESPN continue to employ senile old men who:

a) have lost touch with reality
b) everyone hates to see on camera
c) are sickening homers for the schools they were once affiliated with

Beano Cook, Lou Holtz, Lee Corso, Dick Vitale, on and on and on?

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 2:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lee Corso has a lifetime pass because he was the first ACC coach to integrate his team back in the day. at least in my book. he’s at least entertaining and doesn’t take himself serious. i’m pretty sure i haven’t learned one thing ever from the rest of the guys on your list.

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by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably because...

The senile old men have us talking about ESPN with remarkable regularity. Perhaps a marketing conspiracy!

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i like corso personally

vitale is a great replacement for aderall on long study nights, and lou holtz provides great old person humor every weekend.

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I’ve never found him annoying. I can tolerate Vitale because he just so damn passionate about the game and the players.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like Corso as well,

But Holtz and co…Not so much

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like Lee because he has fun and wants to be an entertainer.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't imagine Corso or Holtz picking USC #1.

Even they aren’t that out of touch.

those who do not remember history should read my blog...

by benzduck on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

they still employ a lot of other clueless nimwits, too.

Oh yeah, forgot Tony Kornheiser, Tommy Smyth (for you soccer fans) in the list of senile old men.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 2:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

tommy smyth

is a saint

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I find him irritating

but still 1000x better than Alexei Lalas.

I think ESPN execs feel like they have to have a Scot in the studio to seem credible.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

irritating?

really? we’ll have to watch him together some time so i can get your perspective. i love the guy. i am not a huge “football” fan but am getting into it more and more. honestly i watch more when he is on.

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the FSC guys in general

but actually am pretty thrilled the WWL picked up EPL games this year. (For one thing, is Fox too damn poor to kick in for an HD feed? Soccer gains more from HD than any sport I can think of, it’s like a whole new game.)

Note to those without children: EPL is the only good thing about your 6-month-old waking you up at 530am.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Except that he's Irish

Man, I’m having a bad day.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Reply fail.

Bummer

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you have the lowest reply % on here.

FACT

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 9, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, those stats are available?

Not that I’m challenging this one.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are also terrible in the Time Of Possession stat category.

We all know that TOP is MAJOR

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If the TOP is measuring

my time of mental possession of the actual topic before hijacking said topic into a completely unrelated, probably homoerotic, and certainly blasphemous jokefest,

Well, then, guilty as charged.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thought this looked pretty bad ass.

http://oregongridiron.com/splash.html

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Dec 9, 2009 6:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Seeing WT3 without pads again makes me sad

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We still have plenty of memories of him with pads on.

Plus, we have TJ3 and CH3 to look forward to next year and in the Rose Bowl.

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll enjoy seeing WT3 in pads again someday...

in the NFL (man if he can come play for the Steelers, I hope Dixon puts a good word in for him)

Oregon State, Oklahoma State, Ohio State..just another OSU.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i’m rooting for him to suit up for the Rose Bowl and get in for the last play.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i just saw that too

i’m starting to think we may have a 1st year head coach as COY and a DT as heisman

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by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Bair’s winning the Heisman?!?

It's spelled "T-a-k-i-D-O-N-A-L-D-3-0-0-0"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm, Interesting,

In most predictions…Darron Thomas does not win the Heisman.

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yet

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Dec 10, 2009 6:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Doubter!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2009 6:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

First redshirt Heisman ever, he's that good.

Whether he be met by rain, sleet, or DB's, the Maehlman always delivers.

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Our collective lack of productivity has clearly paid off in the grandest of fashion. We are going to Pasadena. Yes, let that sink in. WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. To be honest, this has not yet hit me-WE ARE GOING TO PASADENA. Wow.

Juju, We applaud your devotion and pure decency throughout the season.

by CaDuck on Dec 10, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey, I like beeno. Picked oregon by 7 in the CW. “Well, the game’s at autzen, so….”

by ochocokid on Dec 9, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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