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Morning Quack Fix: 3.18.09

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I hope you didn't drink too much of the above, but if you did, here's a little Morning Quack to take the edge off:

That's all I've got. If you see something else around, post it in the comments.

GO DUCKS!

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Kailee is hot, but she’s no Amanda Pflugrad.

There is NO WAY she should lose to that A & M girl. NO WAY! If she loses it’s another indication of lack of respect for the PAC 10.

"When Bellotti attempted to shake the hand of Oklahoma State quarterback Zac Robinson after the game, Robinson offered his left hand. His right was swollen and battered from the Ducks' defense."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Mar 18, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

God bless the Pflugrad family.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have THE BEST cheerleaders in the country

I am not trying to be biased, but we really do. They are not over-tanned or apply their makeup with a paintball gun. They really are beautiful…

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 18, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

its not biased, truth

sorry to burst your bubble but the first thing you get when you make the squad is a make up paint gun.

Ducks Go!
Already miss you MB

by trumpetduck on Mar 18, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make squad = make-up gun? Really? I was imagining for some kind of spanking initiation, like in Animal House.

You cannot hide from our weapons of Masoli destruction.

by JConant on Mar 18, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just look a little different when they get on a bus to pdx at 6:30 am

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Mar 18, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and super up close you can see all the foundation, its like they are building skyscrapers.

Ducks Go!
Already miss you MB

by trumpetduck on Mar 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Mar 18, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

That chick from A&M is not even on the same level as Kailee. Not even close!!!1

by neBo503 on Mar 18, 2009 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t the Oregon helmet go against the Texas A & M helmet last year?

Internet rivalry!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I may be in the minority...

But Kailee is not hot, and she is not hotter than the A&M girl (who isn’t really hot, either, but is better looking than Kailee).

Sorry to be the party pooper on this one.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 18, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even look at the Texas A&M girl… I’m at work, and some/most of the pictures of Kailee aren’t exactly work appropriate – grey area at best. Better safe than sorry.

However, given your previous stated opinion of Erin Andrews, I’ll take your word for it. Until Nate chimes in.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

In fact, they all look like girls who are bitter that they didn’t make the first cut for Playboy’s college issue. There’s a prevalence of skankiness among the contestants. Also, fake tans.

by grimc on Mar 18, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t like the orange-leather look, huh?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really nothing more unattractive than that burnt orange-tinted fake tan crap. Yuk.

You cannot hide from our weapons of Masoli destruction.

by JConant on Mar 18, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My favorite part about that is her teeth are super bright white, and her eyes look like some dark void. Surely, this woman is evil.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or at the least, dumb. And evil.

Future member of the Bad Girl’s Club?

You cannot hide from our weapons of Masoli destruction.

by JConant on Mar 18, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is hot in real life

I worked with her last summer and I can assure you that in real life she is very attractive. She got into some slutty college girl calender and got, well, sluttified for the pictures. But she was hot.

Ducks Go!
Already miss you MB

by trumpetduck on Mar 18, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh – and green beer is a shame.

If you’re gonna drink, do it right!

1. First, take a wide raw potato, and cut in half, or at least a 2 1/2 inch cut from the end.
2. Then take an ice cream scoop (A spoon works too), and scoop out a chunk of the inside of the potato half. You’ll want to keep at least a 1/4 inch wall of potato.
3. Throw in the freezer for a couple hours so it hardens, and cools. You should now have a potato “shot glasses”.

Grab your favorite Irish Whiskey, for me, it is Bushmills. Tullamore Dew or Jamison’s works too.

Slainte!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmm

Big Tullamore Dew fan here. I might have to try that potato shot thing.

You cannot hide from our weapons of Masoli destruction.

by JConant on Mar 18, 2009 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

You might be thinking “WHAT?!?! A shot out of a potato? That’s CRAZY!” – but trust me, it feels so right when you do it.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more of an Irish Car Bomb fan...

Half a pint glass of Guiness
a Shot of your favorite Irish Whiskey and Bailey’s
Drop the shot glass in the Guiness and chug!

Tastes like chocolate milk and is VERY delicious! I have gotten in trouble many times for drinking too many. They taste WAY too good.

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 18, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s a staple in my diet.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like we need to hang out more!

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 18, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

There are not a lot of bars that I frequent that have Guiness on tap. I sometimes have to settle for Black Butte Porter. While tasty on its own, it does not belong in a Car Bomb!

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 18, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBP with Irish Cream? Ugh. No thanks.

I’ll take a Black Butte, Irish Whiskey, and an Irish Cream separately though.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".

by JShufelt on Mar 18, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to distract everyone with the hot chick.

But come on, what’s better for your hangover, huh? Let’s be honest with ourselves here.

Hi, I'm Paul Thompson, and I'm a quack-aholic.

by PaulSF on Mar 18, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

NEVER say that you are sorry for distracting us with a hot chick

I could be telling you that I was terminally ill and if you cut me off in the middle to show me a smoking hot chick I wouldn’t be offended in the slightest!

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 18, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

a picture of perfection!

JShufelt, that is doing it right. Of course, I prefer not to ruin a good
potato with jamison’s.

by ochocokid on Mar 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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