What is this?

by grimc on Apr 23, 2009 11:28 PM PDT

I fear that the University of California: We Have A Mascot That In All Likelihood Drives A Windowless Van Offering Children Free Candy has hit upon some new secret weapon in recruiting, fundraising and/or training. This. Cannot. Stand. We must analyze this device to reveal it's true purpose, and be prepared to top it. My instinct says that this is a response to the wildly successful Roboduck, but I suspect it's something more devious than that.

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Me confused.

Booster auction item

3 votes

Motivational device

3 votes

Tedford not grasping the "12th Man" concept

14 votes

What the tree-sitters' tree ended up as

14 votes

Something even more befuddling than Oski

12 votes

Other

4 votes

50 votes | Poll has closed

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Is is....?

Zack Folett (sp?) displaying the forearms of a “lonely” man?

A cardboard cutout such as the Monsters in the target practice scene found in the first Men In Black movie, but specifically designed to fill those real Nike shoes?

An exorcist decoy, eagerly awaiting Tim Tebow to arrive and shout, “The power of Christ compels you!”

That is all that I can come up with at 2:15 am…

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Apr 24, 2009 2:17 AM PDT reply actions

If I may

I dont know what it is, but the illustration style appears to be a poor knock off of the EA cover art from 08 and 09.

So I guess they are, um… I have no idea why they would ever want that. I’m going with the MIB option, Will Smith can pop him right after the little girl.