Morning Quack Fix: 5.20.09
There isn't a ton out there today, but here's your Wednesday Morning Quack Fix:
- Despite an impressive outing, Oregon pitcher Alex Keudell was out-dueled by Oregon State's Tyler Waldron yesterday as the Beavers extended the Ducks' losing streak to nine games with a 2-0 win in Corvallis. Keudell tossed a complete game giving up only two runs on four hits, but got no help from the Oregon offense, which has managed a mere four runs in its last five games. The Ducks have now lost 16 of their last 17.
- According to The Oregonian's John Hunt, the Ducks will be ranked No. 7 in the upcoming Sporting News preseason college football poll. Additionally, Walter Thurmond III and LeGarrette Blount earned a spot on the magazine's preseason All-American team.
- ESPN.com's Ted Miller lists the Pac-10's names to remember for the 2009 season, a list of players who raised eyebrows this spring. Linebacker Eddie Pleasant is Oregon's representative.
- Around the Pac-10, Phil Steele is running through his preseason top 40, and has Oregon State at number 36 and Arizona at 40. OSU's full analysis can be read here (warning, PDF).
It wasn't much, but it should get you through the day. As always, post any links you find in the comments.
GO DUCKS!
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Oregon got beat in recruiting by....wait....Nevada?
2009 recruit Chris Metcalf, an early USC commit, is choosing to go to Nevada over Oregon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf committed early last summer to USC, but the week of signing day, he was not sent a letter of intent. There were questions about his grades and it appeared Oregon would be the ultimate destination. In the end, Nevada pulled in Metcalf and he becomes one of the most highly-touted recruits the school has ever signed.
It makes me wonder if the questions on his grades were a big reason for the sway to Nevada.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-M-W-O-W"
by JShufelt on May 20, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you’re sounding someone from BruinsNation! Boo!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Careful what you ask for, or your next post might be:
“It’s spelled S-h-u-f-e-l-t-m-e-u-p”
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ridiculous!
"It’s spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-E-U-P"
by JShufelt on May 20, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the S-H-U-F-A-M-I-S-M of the day award goes to……..(drum roll please)…….
JConant
by QuackinAK on May 20, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
awesome, +1 and rec for you
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on May 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you man.
"It’s spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-E-U-P"
by JShufelt on May 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get this on the sidebar or something?
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Dear Joevan, Develop motor skills. Love, ATQ.
by qrsouther on May 20, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It belongs to JConant, I guess he can do what ever he wants with it.
Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I don't know what to say.
I’d like to thank The Academy and my fellow members. There have been so many people that have helped me along this amazing journey. First I’d like to thank JShufelt, because if wasn’t so damn cool this place just wouldn’t be the same. I’d like to thank my agent, Jerry McGuire. I’d like thank Dom and his ferret. I’d like to thank Quinn, because he and I will be forever joined as Axemen who scored highly improbable touchdowns in non-varsity football games. I’d like to thank Jtlight even though he’s smarter than me and better at debate than me. And Nick too.
- What the hell is that flashing red light for? It’s really annoying. -
Oh, and I almost forgot. I’d like to thank Chip Kelly because he has restored my belief in God – I mean, now I can actually see him walking around and hear him talking. I’d like to thank Jeremiah Masoli. I’m afraid that if I don’t thank him, Jeremiah might run over me. I’d like to thank LaGarrette Blount because I know he’s going to prove me horribly, horribly wrong. Lastly, I’d like to thank my wife who does her best not to roll her eyes when I talk about Duck football.
I told myself I wouldn’t cry… Peace out.
- cue music -
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next on the AtQ Awards show, we’d like to take a second to look back on those we’ve lost over the past year.
Greetings, Beaver Nation!
Hey, I know that we’ve had our ups and downs. We’ve had our bad times and our very good times! But I’m sending this to you because we share something in common that is so vitally important: We are Beaver Believers and there is a simple matter of-ahem- a ROSE BOWL at stake here this Saturday, people!
Saturday is the most important Fall Saturday in Corvallis in at least two weeks. It’s bigger than any of the wins against USC, bigger than the 2000 Civil War, bigger than all of the home games you’ve ever been to as a Beavers fan in the past 50 years! The Granddaddy of Them All is on the line and we are IN CONTROL of our fate!
Let’s be perfectly clear: beating the team that only finished 5th in the Pac-10 each of the past two years really isn’t really that big of a deal. It’s about the far more successful, more interesting, more prestigious Beavers winning—especially this year.
After so many years of Oregon State consistently finishing ahead of them in the conference, so many years of having better and more talented players than them, so many years of beating them head to head, and so many years of listening to their unending whining and excuses for losing— it’s finally to the point that nobody in the country has any doubts about it. To anyone who can fog a mirror, it’s quite obvious that the Beavers have the better program, better coach, and the best team. Nobody in their right mind would trade any of OSU’s starting players for any of their starting players (especially the ones that they like to refer to as ‘receivers’).
We have had a good season of fan support and had a great fan effort against USC, but we need to show that we are the best fans once and for all.
They want you to boo them, but that is far better than what they deserve. They haven’t won in our stadium for an entire generation so there’s really not any reason to dislike them anymore. They have a program that is not very far removed from going 37 consecutive years without being nationally ranked. So they’ve already had one of their best years of all-time by achieving that this year. It will be a treat for their fans to travel to Las Vegas and sample some excellent buffet-style dining; they’ll have a unique opportunity to watch their team set the record for most Las Vegas Bowl losses while also extending their Pac-10 record for most bowl losses and lowering their—already lowest—bowl winning percentage in the process. It’s a run of good luck that couldn’t happen to nicer people.
There is no need to give them the satisfaction of booing them. This year, when that team enters the stadium, we will do something different. Beaver Nation, we’re all going to laugh at them!
Like this:
1) “That Team” Enters Stadium
2) Stand up
3) Point
4) Laugh
5) Repeat after half time
It is beautiful and unique, but most of all, it is honest. What football fan in this great nation doesn’t laugh at them for their continual mockery of good taste already?
Turkey on Thursday, a far less delicious bird on Saturday!
-The Fun Czar
I’d like to say just a few words about CV3000, he…wait, I’ve just recieved news Jeremiah Johnson has scored ANOTHER touchdown in the 2008 Civil War. Simply stunning. Where was I? Eh, it’s not important. Now to give out the award for Best Supporting Actor, dvieira and qrsouther!
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on May 20, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Man, that is absolutely hilarious to re-read.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once read that those “We’re Super Bowl Champs” t-shirts are printed for both teams, but the losing teams’ shirts are shipped away and sold cheap in third-world countries. That must be where CV3000 went.
First time I’ve ever seen that, BTW. What a hopeless waste of perfectly good ones and zeros.
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could get my hands on a 2008 OSU Pac-10 champs shirt, that would be awesome.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d buy one!
That post was funny to re-read for a couple reasons.
1. That was CV3000’s shining moment of being the biggest asshat ever to represent a fan base.
2. And even sweater, it’s easy to refute that post with a couple numbers: 65-38
"It’s spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-E-U-P"
by JShufelt on May 20, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think those few numbers refute CV3000’s existence. They are so very powerful.
Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he should be forced to rename himself...
CV6538
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that he disappeared like a fart in the wind...
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on May 20, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I really type “sweater”?
"It’s spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-E-U-P"
by JShufelt on May 20, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you made fun of yourself before I could.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that’s the first time you ever seen that? It was pimped by Boregonlive.com. Big ol’ picture link. I think it was Buker who forewent his usual post and ran that whole thing.
by grimc on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew there was some kind of infamous pre-Civil War post that CV3000 did, but never went looking for it. I’d seen a few of his other comments and figured it wasn’t worth my time. I was right.
I only found ATQ right before last football season. Other than ATQ I’ve just never spent much time on other blogs. I make time for ATQ because the people here are worth conversing with. The high portion of complete morons who comment at Oregonlive, ESPN, or wherever make those sites completely worthless to me.
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulda sworn you were around longer than that, even before I stopped lurking.
In any event, I think we had a brief exchange about CV some time ago. You’re completely right in one respect—that it’s pointless to keep dragging his sorry ass up. But at the same time, picture that diatribe, that condescending nonsense, featured on the site of the only statewide paper. The desire to slap CV around should be fairly obvious, no?
by grimc on May 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, absolutely.
We’ve all seen some karma paid up over the years, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything quite as perfect as that post followed by that game. Unprecedented, except for perhaps the 1948 Chicago Tribune’s "Dewey Defeats Truman" gaffe. A copy of that post, along with a Beavs 2008 Pac-10 Champs t-shirt that jt referenced earlier and a picture of the final score should be framed, signed by the Jeremiahs and sent to the College Hall Of Fame.
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You scored a highly improbable touchdown as well?
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Dear Joevan, Develop motor skills. Love, ATQ.
by qrsouther on May 20, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recovered a fumbled punt in the end zone during a JV game. You’ve got two more seasons to see if we let you in the Offensive POY club.
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the way Axe football plays offense...
And me being the punter, I’m almost a frontrunner right now.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Dear Joevan, Develop motor skills. Love, ATQ.
by qrsouther on May 20, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I've got a good one
I was a nose guard on my JV team as a frosh and the other team had a left guard with no arms (actually no forearms), he got called for holding me. The other teams coach freaked out saying something like “how can you call him for holding he has no f-ing arms!” The line judge indicated how by putting his elbows together, actually he also wrapped his legs around my foot like my 2 yr. old does, it’s a good thing he did too because I had a pretty good bead on the QB. True Story. Later that year ESPN did a story on the kid, and referenced that play.
by QuackinAK on May 20, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I be in the club
I lead our JV2 (Freshmen) Soccer Team in goals with 5…as a sophomore.
Maybe this is a thread for the next slow summer day, Best Sporting Accomplishment That Doesn’t Really Count
Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, maybe we break out a list your best and worst sports moment ever? Let’s talk in July.
I'm really tired of it not being football season.
by JConant on May 20, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man there is so much summer left
when I said next slow summer day, I was thinking like next week. I forgot about june…july…and august. Gross
Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Onion...
The best part about these videos is that they openly mock the “Budweiser Hot Seat.”
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on May 20, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spot on SC set. Good stuff.
Sleeping under an avalanche with Cartman, wake me Sept 3.
by trumpetduck on May 20, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the host of the “steam room” sounds EXACTLY like Steve Levy.
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on May 20, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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