This week's Media Wednesday leaves me conflicted in more ways than I ever thought possible. I'm all for respecting your opponent but I'm sorry...this has gone to far. How did it come to this? Where did we go wrong? Please tell me this was part of some sort of elaborate scheme to get Mike Riley's playbook. Please, please tell me this was some sort of ploy to sap Jacquizz Rodgers' power by cutting his hair. Some things aren't made to go together...neckties and radiator fans, Brittany Spears and underwear, Notre Dame and being a national power. Mortal enemies doing the YMCA? Time to raise the terror alert because Osama is coming.