The State Of The Union
by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT
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Madame JTLight, Vice President butthol, Members of ATQ, and the American people:
Firstly, let me personally inform you of some recent happenings. I have overthrown former Ayatollah Grand Leader Avinash. He was weak. All he ever wanted to talk about was "football analysis" this and "in depth discussion" that. Didn't care about the true loves in this world, like eradicating Ducks fans. And nailing it. He was weak and felt it was OK to allow CGB North citizens to root for non-Bears. That era is over. No, now I alone have the right and privilege to speak before a Joint Session of both CGB and CGB North. YOUR TYRANT BOY-KING HAS RETURNED!
I am here to tell you that the state of the union is strong!
When I spoke here last, this vassal-state was facing the worst crisis since the Great Keith Allen Drop of 2004. Under the despotic leadership of "Addicted To Quack," ATQ had lost all of its global luster. Once viewed as a shining beacon of awesomeness, many now dismissed it as little more than a "shmohawk."
But then, us.
Legions greeted the blue and gold tanks of the CGB army as liberators. Liberators from the crushing pains of having to be Oregon fans. The masses cried out to be released from their unending pain of horrific uniform combos, disastrously timed knee injuries, and something called a RoboDuck.
We have worked hard on ATQ reform. We immediately outlawed RoboDuck, tried to introduce the colors blue and gold to the uniform combos, and fired Mike Belloti. We are not the first Pac10 blog to take up this cause. Who can forget Building The Dam's ill-fated 2001 Joey Harrington assassination attempt? It has now been nearly a century since Theodore Roosevelt first called for ATQ reform. We may have not been the first, but we will be last.
Unfortunately, what we have also seen in these last months is the same partisan spectacle that only hardens the disdain many Americans have toward ATQ. Instead of honest debate, we have seen scare tactics. Some have dug into unyielding ideological camps that offer no hope of compromise. Too many have used this as an opportunity to score short-term political points, even if it robs CGB of our opportunity to solve a long-term challenge. And out of this blizzard of charges and counter-charges, confusion has reigned.
Well the time for bickering is over. The time for games has passed. Now is the season for action. Now is when we must bring the best ideas of both parties together, and show the American people that we can still do what we were sent here to do. Now is the time to rid ATQ of Duck fans.
Some of people's concerns have grown out of bogus claims spread by those whose only agenda is to kill the CGB occupation at any cost. The best example is the claim, made not just by radio and cable talk show hosts, but even by Takimoto, that we plan to set up panels of bureaucrats with the power to kill off senior citizens. Such a charge would be laughable if it weren't so cynical and irresponsible. It is a lie, plain and simple.
No, the death panels won't be limited solely to senior citizens. The plan, as currently approved by the Tyrant Boy-King , is to kill off any and every Duck fan. These death panels will not discern between the young Duck fans and the old Duck fans.
There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants. There are many streaming from CougCenter, looking for a better life. For a defense who can stop the opponent. For a QB, who can complete a forward pass. And here, they can find at least 50% of that! This allegation, too, is false – the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally. We would not want to kill those poor, poor CougCenterians. We will merely enslave them so that they can work the underground salt mines in your place. Otherwise, how will the grand citizens of CGB enjoy salt?
Our ATQ proposal has also been attacked by some critics who oppose reform as a "CGB takeover" of the entire ATQ system. That's because these critics are stupid. OF COURSE IT'S A CGB TAKE-OVER OF THE ENTIRE ATQ SYSTEM! We did that last year! Now, we're just kicking it up a notch. No longer will a dual system be allowed. No longer can the people of CGB North be allowed to root for the Ducks, when, obvi, they should, like, toads focus solely on the grandest of the grand, the California Golden Bears. Yet, many, many millions of CGB Northers labor under this delusional hardship.
We are the only advanced democracy on Earth – the only wealthy nation – that allows such hardships for millions of its people. There are now more than thirty million CGB North citizens who root for the Ducks. In just a two year period, one in every three CGB Northers will root for the Ducks at some point.
In other words, it can happen to anyone.
This is a serious situation. And it ends today.
I understand how difficult this CGB North sitch has been. I know that many in this vassal-state are deeply skeptical that government is looking out for them. Let me be clear:
It isn't.
It cares about one thing and one thing only. Pillage. And lots of it! I understand that the politically safe move would be to kick the can further down the road – to defer reform one more year, or one more election, or one more term.
But that's not what the moment calls for. That's not what we came here to do. We did not come to fear the future. We came here to shape it. And death panel the shit out of some Ducks fans. I know that may sound hard. But I still believe we can act even when it's hard. I still believe we can replace acrimony with civility, and gridlock with progress. I still believe we can rid this gorgeous area of the scourge of Addicted To Quack. I still believe we can do great things, and that here and now we will meet history's test.
Because that is who we are. That is our calling. That is our character. Thank you, Tedford Bless You, and may Tedford Bless the California Golden Blogs and the California Golden Blogs North! GO BEARS!
PS Good luck this week, guys. Duck fans are my fav fans out of all the Pac10 people. If we can't win the Pac10 (and believe me, we can't) I hope it's you guys. Go Bears! Go, to a much, much, much lesser extent, Ducks!
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YOU INTERRUPT GOSSIP GIRL TO TELL ME THIS?!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NYU, really? Really?
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, can’t believe Serena turned down Brown. Brown!
And Dan and Gorgina getting together?? Did not see THAT happening.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Brown, the ugly stepchild of the Ivy League (though perhaps that’s SUNY Cornell). I had a friend who double majored in Physics and like Poetry, or something.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And for my next trick, I’ll make all the Ducks fans dissapear!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU LIE!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2009 11:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
RACIST!
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SANCHEZ!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No pancakes
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but we have a delightful assortment of deli meats.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREEDOM!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
birdfail. Those are mostly coots, not ducks. Don't bring the neutral coots into this battle!
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Sep 21, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Duck Hunt, The New Yorker’s Cartoon Lounge recently noted a New York Times review of the game:
The new Nintendo video game Duck Hunt is a game about hunting ducks, right? Wrong! It is so much more. In this deep, rich cultural narrative, we are the ducks and society the gun. Simply try to lift the pistol to the screen and you will have an existential crisis of conscience. Why kill? Is it because we are told to? Or is it because we are designed to? This video game has bested Nietzsche and trumped Sarte, all within the confines of its tiny plastic cartridge.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep that philosophical bullshit in Berkeley
its much too complex for our safety school brains.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nietzsche? He played for the Packers, right?
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porn Music...Go Pack Go
Support your team!
by trumpetduck on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
these rugs really tie the room together
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 21, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get it. The duck’s giving a piggy back ride to that injured puppy. That’s nice of him.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
nice idea
but replace it with a beaver and a sheep and it is more factually accurate
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 21, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, who left the South Gate unlocked? I blame grimc…
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame jshufelt
who obviously snuck off because he forgot the beer.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 21, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s two strikes in three days. what’s his deal?
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
It's not spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
by jshufail on Sep 21, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ruh roh
TJ Ward didn’t suit up for practice today and is questionable for Saturday’s game.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Sep 21, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s been questionable for three week. we’ve accepted that we may not see him saturday.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man this one's too good not to post...
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON.
Contact if you want to chat: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 22, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Dork Side.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
c’der
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I couldn’t trust a man who watches Gossip Girl.
ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER AVINASH!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did U C your boy Jay Keasling on the Colbert Report.
“You mean to tell me…you’re going to make cars run off of poo?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah saw that, good sheat
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGBers, if you wondering what a TZR is...
Yeah, that’s about right.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chip Kelly bred them himself in his secret New Hampshire lab. This one’s called Kenjon Barner.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 21, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ty Willingham tried fusing dogs with alligators when he was up at Washington
You can see why he was fired.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Sep 22, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
that’s my dog.
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
by joffthedeckk on Sep 22, 2009 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I thought Tim Tebowest was on UW.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh noes!!!!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Sep 22, 2009 3:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, you have Chuck Norris at QB now???
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sound worried.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he looks like he could check down.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He looks like he could pass!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 22, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was JUST thinking that it’s been far too void of CGB folk around these parts.
Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 22, 2009 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed you, too, MarineCorpsduck!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just throwing it out there
I wonder what would happen if we tried this at BN in a few weeks.
"Delhomme, Panthers back in playoff form"
-- Headline of the Charlotte Observer after Jake Delhomme threw four interceptions on Sunday
by yellow fever on Sep 22, 2009 7:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Intelligence reports suggest non-moderators would great us as liberators! What could possibly go wrong?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 22, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Intelligence? Who provided this intelligence? I’m pretty sure it couldn’t have come from other CGB or CGB North.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have intelligence at CGB?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Intelligence implies the ability to spell
But I do like the idea of grating you as liberators. Into thousands of tasty little bits, and watching your Golden Bears melt under the heat of our fans in autzen.
by QuackinAK on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS YOUR GOD CGB NORTH:
A bear could crush that pansy in a heartbeat!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just did this to my little sister’s rubber ducky. Out of spite!
ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER AVINASH!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did I venture out here?
Time to retreat to my safer surroundings!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
:-(
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quickly, to http://arthurkade.com/ !!!!!
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m honestly intruiged by how this upcoming story turns out.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's the Cal news?
Is this a real DBD?
by danzig on Sep 22, 2009 7:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caught in a landslide…
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know in some cultures, they only eat vomit… I’ve never been there before.
I read about it…. IN A BOOK
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn’t NOTHING.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you speaking…. words?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re only speaking vowels.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
R is a vowel?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who invited you into this conversation?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote the very fanpost!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a conversation between a and b; c your way out of it
(Wow, I dont’ think I’ve used that since grammar school)
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glue, you’re rubber, wait am I doing this right?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How appropriate, you fight like a cow
(Points for anyone who identifies the source)
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, you fight like a dairy farmer.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every enemy I’ve met, I’ve annihilated!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look THAT much like your fiancée?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
(You know, after you defeat me, you’re supposed to go on the offensive)
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
I can’t rest until you’ve been exterminated!
(Yeah. I know. I just feel weird about taking two lines)
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
That’s the wrong comeback!* My turn again:
Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
(*Should be: “Then be a good dog; sit, stay!”)
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide!
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
(I’m clearly not the swordmaster)
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least mine can be identified.
You’re ugly!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello, I am selling these fine leather jackets!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My name is Wonton Goodsoup
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SÃ He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, alright
Knock off the Monkey Island patter, dorks.
by grimc on Sep 23, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t hat just because you couldn’t fulfill the three trials.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE THREE TRIALS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 23, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LALALALALA, I’M NOT LISTENING! LALALALA!
by grimc on Sep 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
-like a volcano!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to put all the Cal news here. But then I went to bed instead. And when I woke up, people had started putting Cal news in the one on CGB. I didnt want to confuse anybody.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m confused.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s because you are slow. Mentally.
Which would explain why you like bread.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you have me confused with Petro Papadakis. He also said that he liked the crack eyed Stanford tree about 5 minutes later. I would never say that. Ever.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I edited the title to avoid any further confusion and have pasted all Cal news in the DBD on CGB. Nonetheless, I am sure hilarity will reign supreme in this post. I look forward to your 10 minute highlight video of ducks getting killed set to great rap music.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your indecisiveness indicates weakness. FLIP FLOP.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 22, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your indecisiveness indicates sandals: flip flop
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your indecisiveness indicates swim trunks. flippy floppies.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your indecisiveness indicates enchiladas. A flip, flop, a flippidy, a flip flip flop.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know how to choose what my indecisiveness indicates!?!?!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your indecisiveness indicates rap: I said a flip flop the hippie to the flip flip flop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahahaha
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our royalty?
Hydro
Avi
Rags
Andbears
Twist
Rishi
by danzig on Sep 22, 2009 8:13 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
CBKWit and Carp
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hydro wants Rishi dead, and TwistNHook is his homosexual son, and heir?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like an average day at CGB.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahem...if I may...
wassup AndBears?!?!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I saw her first!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this is the time when I wish I hadn’t spent all of Braveheart chatting in the back of the movie theatre with my friends. Us punk kids!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS Rec’d hard and putaway wet.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This photo just may me get fired from work. Not that anbody can see it, but more that my laugher doesn’t make it seem like I’m working oh so hard.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe they’ll fire you for making this your desktop picture.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Smart List: 12 Shocking Ideas That Could Change the World
interesting read…especially while baked.
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/17-10/ff_smartlist#
by danzig on Sep 22, 2009 8:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bama FotW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lkleWzfYDE&feature=related
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
carp's news and world report
too many links to copy, but here ya go:
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/9/21/1047933/dbd-9-22-09-im-in-cgb-north-trick#21619068
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 8:57 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rex’d because bears riding horses is the awesomest thing in the world.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tako's GF told me a duck could never kill a bear, so I made her this, enjoy
Support your team!
by trumpetduck on Sep 22, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I love Duck week!
I am going to get some duck at my favorite Thai place this week.
I look forward to seeing you all at the re-education panels!
by CountDuku on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pics or it’s really Puppy Pra Ram
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
So you’ve got the chips, but where’s the beer?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in his trunk.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t sleep at night because of Nancy Pelosi now.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
show me on that wooden penis bear where she touched you.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I’m not sure we have enough time to go over all the places!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wowzers!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question on Autzen seating
Cal fan here, sitting in section 39. I’m wondering how high up in the stadium I’m going to be. I looked at a seating chart on StubHub and it appears divided between “lower 39” and “upper 39”.
Does anyone know how many rows total there are in that section (e.g. Row 1 – Row 65)? I believe I’m in row 42.
by Trilogy44 on Sep 22, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly sure which row splits that section, but I would guess row 42 is somewhere close to the middle. You might be a couple rows up in the upper part of the section.
by djp on Sep 22, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why are you wearing red Trilogy?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad form on my part, I know.
I was yelling “take off that reddd shirt! take off that reddd shirt!!” at myself the whole game. People thought I was off my meds.
Actually I dont own a red shirt. True story
by Trilogy44 on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so pumped for the weekend!!!111
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for crashing my browser.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for browsing my crasher.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 22, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for crashing Rishi's browser
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for not posting Marshawn Lynch: The Chunging of Patrick
by CalBandGreat on Sep 22, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, he showed Best doing his best impresonation.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 22, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d for not showing gravity taking down Marshawn Lynch.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did worse than fire Mike Bellotti...
We made him move to upper management! Muahahaha!
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Sep 22, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice story on Chip Kelly
Tony Seminary is a 1996 graduate of the University of Oregon and a season ticket holder for the Ducks football team. He attended the Boise State game, and witnessed the loss to the Broncos and LeGarrette Blount’s PunchGate up close and personal. After the game, Seminary wrote an email to Chip Kelly, and did what you may have dreamt of doing after traveling to watch your team put in an embarrassing performance on the road: he asked for a refund, and attached an invoice bureaucrat-style. From the original email:
I was so angry with the game (even before the post-game melee) I am sending you an invoice for my trip to Boise. The product on the field Thursday night is not something I was at all proud of, and I feel as though I’m entitled to my money back for the trip. Please see my invoice attached in this email. I will happily send along receipts if need be.
Unlike most fans, he actually wrote this up and sent it. Unlike most coaches, Chip Kelly responded with a personal check written to one Anthony Seminary.
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by Avinash on Sep 22, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
everytime I hear the name Chip Kelly…I think of Dave Chappelle’s friend Chip. “CHIP, NO!!!”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Gillett of Doc Saturday talks up Ducks
It’s also worth pointing out that the Ducks’ two wins are of somewhat debatable quality. Oregon needed two defensive touchdowns, a blocked PAT, and a foiled two-point attempt to stave off Purdue, 38-36; the Boilermakers then went right out the following week and lost at home to Northern Illinois — which, incidentally, handled the Boilermakers a good deal more easily than the Ducks did, in West Lafayette. And while Utah was riding the nation’s longest winning streak when it marched into Autzen Stadium last week, it was also riding a gimpy running back and a quarterback in only his third non-JUCO game.
There will be no doubting the Ducks’ bona fides, though, if they can manage to upset Cal, which has crushed its first three opponents (including ‘08 bowl teams Maryland and Minnesota) by an average of five TDs and brings in the most feared player in the Pac-10, Jahvid Best. Chopping down the Bears’ quietly surging ambitions would turn the Ducks from one of the early season’s biggest disappointments into an inspiring story of overcoming early-season adversity; they’d almost certainly pop right back up in the polls, and with USC on the skids (relatively speaking), may resume their darkhorse status within the conference.
If Cal treats the Ducks to the same indignity with which it’s treated its first three opponents, though, it could be a dark omen not only for Kelly but also for the OU program as a whole. For all its recent success on the field and increased national profile/improved facilities off it, Oregon has not historically been among the nation’s elite — not counting Kelly, only three Duck bosses since the start of World War II have left Eugene with winning records, and UO went more than a quarter-century without a bowl appearance before Rich Brooks led them to the 1989 Independence Bowl. Kelly has the added disadvantage of having to follow the legendary Mike Bellotti, who guided the Ducks through easily the most successful stretch in program history. A Kragthorpian collapse in Kelly’s first year wouldn’t automatically undo Brooks’s and Bellotti’s three-decade legacy, but it would start the punditocracy’s tongues a-waggin’ about a potential backslide into mediocrity, fueled by the bad PR from the Blount dustup.
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by Avinash on Sep 22, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hated that article. I thought it was terrible, mainly due to the conclusion:
So the pride of Duck Nation is along for the ride Saturday with the early verdict on Kelly’s debut season. A respectable year (and maybe better) is still out there. Get blown off the map, though, and the murmurs about whether Oregon picked the right guy to replace Bellotti resumes in earnest.
That’s the type of crap I’d expect from Canzano or some other crappy columnist, not the Doc Saturday blog.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hated the article
because it referred to us as OU. WTF is that shit?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 22, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess they’re still mad about the onside kick?
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by Avinash on Sep 22, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's our annual time to trade some punches!
Still waiting on rocky 25 saving the day for us!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
by CaDuck on Sep 22, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yawn.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Sep 22, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, dude, why you gotta hat?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To keep my head warm.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Sep 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Sep 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rev’d
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Sep 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait wait wait
who stole Twist’s van…
by Matt Daddy on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OGM I JUST DIED
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
by GBB4188 on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is the van red?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect cover for Oski
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
by GBB4188 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome job.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait wait wait, WHO STOLE MY VAN??!?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mr. TwistNHook, if that is your real identity...
As the adversary formerly known as Seattle Quacker, I take the threat of your infringement on my rights seriously. I like my head and you’ll never have it.
A threat like you must be considered, carefully, and countered. Just know that I have people on it, Twist. Top people.
Last time I checked, there is no "Hall of Average." - Oregon Football Coach Chip Kelly
by JConant on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, last I checked all you’d done is send JShufelt down this way to assassinate me. He got halfway there, realized he forgot the beer and went back. So, don’t be stepping now!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BROUGHT THE CHIPS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How are you going to kill me with chips?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude.
Those look tasty as hell.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Sep 24, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They enter silently, and leave a trail of blood and tears behind.
by grimc on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you affront Robo-duck!!!
For all you know, he might do this kind of weird jump turn and stall, thing…And in the process, robo-duck you into submission!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
by CaDuck on Sep 24, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CGBs got issues of their own
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/9/24/1054118/dbd-9-25-09-ambushed-bitches
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Sep 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Robo-Duck commands you ducks!
Attack at the link posted above!!!, Or else, Masoli might do this weird thing where he kinds of jumps one way and pauses motionless there, and thus robo-ducks you into submission!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
by CaDuck on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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