Lane Kiffin heading to USC
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No kidding. My level of USC hatred will be rising an incredible amount. I didn’t have strong feelings either way for Carroll. But Kiffin is such a freaking blowhard.
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agreed.
I was completely ambivalent to SC. Now I hate those bastards.
--Dave
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Same freaking here.
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Yay! I get company!
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by AllSaintsDay on Jan 12, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I always was impartial to USC,
Now they are amidst my top 3 most hated programs in the country. I HATE USC. I HATE USC. I HATE USC. I CANNOT STAND LANE KIFFIN. I CANNOT STAND LANE KIFFIN. I CANNOT STAND USC.
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Lane Kiffin is worse than a scuff on your brand-new pair of sneakers.
by The Impact on Jan 12, 2010 6:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lane kiffin is worse than when you get some dog shit on your shoes and you don't realize it until you get in the car.
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Lane Kiffin is like Joe Giansante
Oh, RAT FARTS!!!!!
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 13, 2010 5:20 AM PST up reply actions
Not to be pedantic...
but I think your headline should read: “Kiffin heading to USC”.
I don’t understand why USC did this. What a horrible, knee-jerk move. He’s a dick. Plain and simple. And not a good coach. He’s a good recruiter (so is Orgeron), but not a good coach. I can now hate USC. This is not the type of person you want following Carroll.
by kolson82 on Jan 12, 2010 6:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
rec for the first time i've ever heard that word outside of family guy.
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Mark Schlabach is basically murdering him on ESPNEWS right now.
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Where can I meet up with him?
I would gladly slaughter Kiffin with him…
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an undisclosed location in the South.
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Hmmmm,
How long does it take to get to Knoxville from here? I seriously need to consider booking a plane flight.
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Hell no
Let him come. We were gonna see him next year anyway. Now it means a conference win instead of a non-conference win.
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Initial Reaction
This is quite the difference from Mike Riley being up for the job. Here’s a guy that is nearly the polar opposite personalty-wise. He came to USC when Pete Carroll was hired and was there during the Reggie Bush years that appear to be still under investigation. To me, if there are sanctions coming, this is a big middle finger to the NCAA especially if the USC coaching staff had anything to do with the Reggie Bush issues.
Outside of his work as an assistant, I’m not sure he has enough of a track record as a head coach to determine whether or not this is a return to the glory years for USC. I’m going to take a wait and see attitude
I know a lot of people are going to bag on Bryce Brown now because of this. To me, he’s one of the victims in all of this along with the Tennessee program. They’ve had 3 coaches in 33 years. Now they are going to have 2 in 2. Those guys that Kiffin recruited have to feel betrayed by this turn of events.
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by dvieira on Jan 12, 2010 6:39 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
no hate towards BB. just saying you should be attracted to a school for the right reasons. i’ve never understood why recruits are attracted to car salesmen (calipari, etc). if the reasons he used to make that decision are still intact. he seemed like a good kid that got swept up by some bad adults into making some not so good decisions along the way. good luck to him.
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Great post.
This just shows you what a jerk Kiffin is. I know USC is a better job than Tennessee, but Kiffin seemed at home in the SEC. Such a weird hire. I think the AD thinks he is striking gold twice here. This is not Caroll 2.0, and I think this will dispell the myth that Pete was only good because of the recruits. Watch…Kiffin and Orgeron are amazing recruiters, but based on their past coaching experiences they don’t know how to handle the talent and turn them into winners. USC is in for some bad years…but they think this is good because they just broght two of the best recruiters to L.A….the problem is Pete and Sark aren’t there to develop the talent (not to mention Norm Chow…it’s not like Kiffin was the best O.C. under Carroll).
I feel incredibly bad for Bryce Brown. But, he had to have some idea what he was getting himself into. All it takes is a Google search to see what the media thinks of Lane, and when every coach that recruits him is giving him the same general speech, you have to think about how outside sources portray the people you’re dealing with. Bryce Brown is showing very early that he surrounds himself with the wrong kind of person, and this trend has to change if he’s going to succeed at football.
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Well,
He did come from the king of sleeze himself Mr. Brian Butler. So he did go from one sleezeball to another.
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As well they should feel betrayed by Kiffin.
He promised them glory and a part in building a great program. Now he leaves.
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I just don’t understand why players keep committing to coaches like Kiffin or Bobby Petrino, who have shown they are utterly incapable of maintaining any loyalty.
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when you want to get to the NFL and that’s all you care about, are you really showing any loyalty back?
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everyone is exploiting everyone in college sports. the part that bugs me is that lane kiffin makes $3 mil or whatever a year. the students get nothing. and no i dont count free education the same as getting a paycheck.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
You’re still committing to a football program for at least three years. You may not care whose jersey you’re wearing, but you’re putting your body on the line and trying like hell to win for at least three years. Lane Kiffin leaves, and the players have no control over the next hire, which influences their future. What if Tennessee were to hire Mike Leach? No way Bryce Brown gets to showcase his abilities in the spread. There are penalties for players changing schools, shouldn’t there be a similar standard for coaches?
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exactly. the kids will be fine. they just hope they bring in someone that runs a similar system.
i think they should let the kids out of the their LOI if a coach leaves before his contract is up but that will never happen cuz the kids have no leverage/power.
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Which is why I think it’s ridiculous that people are protesting the Jaqua center. Honestly, they do more for the University, and they are expected to work harder than your average University student. So yes, I think they deserve preferential treatment.
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People are protesting a new academic center?
Say wha???
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I was getting ready to protest it
But then again I thought it was named after our crappy striker Nate. Once I found out it was after his dad, I was cool with it.
whatever happened to Nate Jaqua’s “charges” from his trip to eugene a yr or two ago?
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Just sayin',
Doesn’t this hire completely prove the lack of institutional control that will nail SC with the death penalty?
WTF are they thinking?
I hope so.
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Now,
“The Southern California belles”
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yep, just like Ed – http://bit.ly/6R90Z2
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According to ESPN via Conquest Chronicles
Norm CHow will be coming back as OC.
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Wha wha wha?
Ahhh! my head is going to explode!
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Norm CHow will be coming back as OC.
Not surprised by this at all given all of the issues he was having at UCLA under Rick N
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Chow wasn't getting along there...
I thought maybe they would hire him as the coach. Barkley will progress nicely under Chow. So essentially with the staff Kiffin is surrounding himself with he’s just a glorified recruiter. He’ll do zero coaching.
I’m surprised he didn’t give up on that train wreck of a UCLA offense sooner.
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i’m sure Norm Chow took about 4 seconds…
“you mean i can coach (random generic qb who can’t complete a check down to the RB) or i can coach Matt Barkley? and i dont even have to sell my house?”
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Wait,
Both of those sound like Matt Barkley to me.
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Ugh,
This asshat on the a San Diego news channel right now is totally drooling over the Kiffin hire.
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The Tennesse blog is going bonkers
They’re calling for UT to rehire Phil Fulmer after they ran him out of town.
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Lesson learned.
Again.
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Ugh!
Smug ass San Diego newscaster undressing Kiffin right now. Damn you Checcetto!
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well Matt Leinart’s dad approves of the hire. thanks shelley smith.
Lane Kiffin named his son KNOX!?? Inglewood Kiffin has a nicer ring to it.
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Cute little Watts Kiffin Junior.
A beautiful name indeed.
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More like Brentwood Kiffin, or Palisades Kiffin. No way he’s going anywhere near the rough part of town.
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so does this mean bryce brown will be transferring?
him and lmj in the backfield two years from now would be something special.
also, nothing says “we don’t break recruiting rules” like lane kiffin
the few, the proud, the blazers
I highly doubt that he will be transfereing to Oregon.
I dont even know if I would want him anymore with the way our runningback recruiting is shaping up. I really hope that guys like Seastrunk and co. Don’t become trendy and commit to USC now.
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She associates herself with the largest demon seed on earth.
Thus, the transitive property of demon seedage applies to her, making her a demon seed as well.
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Being associated with Kiffin is like contracting crabs. Do crabs interfere with the appreciation of hot chicks?
Thats what I thought.
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You can fix crabs, though
It’s more like herpes. I forget about Kiffin and then every few month he pops up and pisses me off
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
O-VER-RAT-ED! CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP!
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by Takimoto on Jan 12, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WHERE'S GORBY?
Where is he when we need him?
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Incidentally, he's always here when we don't need him.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Seriously.
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Apparently the boys over at rocky top talk have found her phone number...
Just like Longshore a few years back.
I hope that this does not get too classless from the UT fans (allthough Kiffin may deserve a dose of his own medicine).
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Kiffin's success will depend on any sanctions that come
Yeah I understand the loathing-fest going on here but there comes a point where it’s just not at al objective. Kiffin is a great recruiter. He-and Chow-also knows offense. That he could get anything out of that Tennessee team last year which was worse on offensive talent than UCLA was His dad knows defense better than any one else in the conference or the country. By itself this is probably the best hire that USC could do.
But now it will depend on when and-sigh-if the NCAA comes down on the program. If not then the team will pick up right where Carroll left. That doesn’t mean another streak of Pac 10 championships and 11 win seasons, but it does mean that they will still be fighting for the top of the conference. But if sanctions happen then they will be lost.
There’s not gonna be serious sanctions on the football team. They may lose a scholarship or two, but I seriously doubt it would be anything more than that.
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Lane Kiffin is actually thanking people in a presser before he leaves in front a Tenn helmet. d-bag isnt a strong enough word.
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I wouldn't step out in public there if I were him
There’s some hick with a shotgun and missing teeth that’s probably not so happy to see him
Who knew my Tuesday evening would bet so interesting. What an incredibly absurd decision by USC. Kiffin’s track record with the NCAA, not great. Win/loss record, not great. At least take down the Tennessee helmet picture down for your meeting with the media. I hope Chip Kelly beats Kiffin’s ass mercilessly for about the next three years (about how long I give Kiffin at ’SC).
Can you say desperate move to hang on to some recruits.
Fall of Troy, indeed. Frankly, I respect the Trojans. They deserved better than this.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
From what I can tell over at Conquest Chronicles, they are super excited and happy with the move. To each his/her own I suppose
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Stockholm Syndrome? That’s the only explanation I can think of.
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Keep in mind, these guys were all at USC during “the glory years” last decade. There has to be a sense of homecoming for all these guys and more importantly, a sense of hope replacing all the doom and gloom they’ve had to deal with the last few weeks
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
i wonder if Sark is sad. “But guys…how come no one called me??”
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I think he's content in NOT pulling a Kiffin
I don’t think he wants to leave what he promised to rebuild…the exact opposit of no-class Kiffin.
If he had just stayed one more year, he’d be the USC coach. Interesting to think about…
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i’m sure they had extremely low expectations at this point? Steve Mariucci?? i’m sure they’re more excited about the assistants that are coming along then him. and since when are SC fans rational? i’m sure half of them are going to have to go get their SC t shirts out of the garbage that they threw away this weekend.
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I have two words for them...
Dirk Koetter
Good, offensive minded assistant coaches aren’t guaranteed to be successful at the helm.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
I'll see your Koetter and raise you one Bob Toledo.
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Ah good 'ol Bob Toledo
I loved his playcalling: “Okay Cade I just want you to throw it as far as you can and as high as you can…”
He is a proven recruiter. That’s pretty much all you need at USC if you are competent with X’s and O’s.
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And he doesn’t even need to be competent with Xs and Os if he’s got his dad and Norm Chow.
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I actually think Chow is overrated. He got run out of USC by Carroll, and hasn’t had success since.
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And I thought I was the only one on earth who thought this.
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so both the OC and DC are like 75?
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Pretty much.
Whatever you do, Don’t tell them that Bob Barker is off The Price is Right. That could get ugly
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Yep,
Just newly retired
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I've never seen the huge deal about Norm Chow personally.
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speculation at CC is that it wasn’t so much Carroll as it was Sark
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
‘SC had good talent this year, and certainly competent Xs and Os. Granted, coaching turnover was probably a factor, but something else was missing. There’s a growing black cloud over that program. Is Kiffin going to be a guy who can deal with that? I’m not so sure.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
I don’t think there is a black cloud. They’ve had serious problems with skill player development. That’s been the key to their dropoff.
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We shall see. It just seems like something’s brewing. NCAA still sniffing around? Pete bolting after one bumpy season? Three others turn down a “dream job”? Maybe you’re right, but if things are “unsettled” in LA right now, I’m just not convinced Kiffin brings a settling personality.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
wish i could remember where i read it yesterday
but there was a breakdown of what’s going on with USC and the NCAA. IIRC, the NCAA enforcement staff is going to report its results to the Enforcement Committee in about 4 weeks. Claimed that the enforcement staff has wanted USC sanctioned for years, but the EC chose to look the other way. Tied into this is are the recent self-imposed penalites USC gave itself for hoops. NCAA accepted those, but USC also offered to self-penalize for football infractions and NCAA refused.
February should be interesting.
real question...
how does this happen so quick w/ all the assistants?
Hey Oregeron. you have 2 minutes to decide to move your fam across country.
weird. fun but weird.
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They’ve all been at USC before. Heading back to the easy life.
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Kickin’ the renters to the street.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
or they can talk to Reggie Bush’s parents real estate agent.
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by NEP on Jan 12, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i’ve always wondered why Luke Walton couldnt accept NBA tix from his dad but Dwayne Jarrett got to live in downtown LA.
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I doubt the NCAA will do anything to USC...
Look at how long it took them to do anything about the Reggie Bush situation. They dont seem to care about USC’s shenanigans.
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no way. he ‘lived’ with Matt Leinart. in a multi-million dollar condo next to the Staples Center. seems legit to me. Luke Walton and Richard Jefferson (his best friend from HS) actually had to pay the money back and i think sit out a game.
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So…..Lane’s bringin the heat with some of his assistant coaches. They’ll definitely have 2nd place locked up with that staff.
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by NEP on Jan 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
It’s “tastes”.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Well...
KIFFIN, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE! [sic]
Fixed.
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College sports are dirtier than that crap Gilbert arenas left in a teammate’s shoe.
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Who is Dan LeBatard?
Because this man is a “lyrical genius”
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i hate leBatard
but that is funny
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
by joffthedeckk on Jan 12, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
from PTI.
his radio show on iTunes is the best podcast ever.
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Based on vague twitter messages from Tennesse fans and players,
Kiffin is trapped inside the football complex because there is a mob of Tennessee fans outside. Getting crazy in Knoxville right now.
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SEC fans are the worst best!
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If true, that’s crossing the line by far. I don’t care how “important” football is to people.
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
+1
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
a co-worker also said that i shouldn’t be worried to go to Knoxville next year cuz UT has the most civil fans in the SEC.
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As long as you haven’t fucked them over hardcore, I’m sure they are incredibly civil.
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Heck, if you’re a Vol, they don’t even mind you robbing them.
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by AllSaintsDay on Jan 12, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously.
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(These are all from tweets of people there) Apparently the police had to gas out thousands of angry students....
Kiffin barely got away in his car, with of course thousands of people chasing him. They were chanting his address earlier,
I hope that they don’t do something even stupider than what they are currently doing.
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the only reason Duck fans riot for is Halloween.
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Here is the link if you are interested.
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Oh, dear god, shoot me now
Great. We get to put up with Kiffin’s antics and incompetence at close range now.
Prediction: It will be maximum of 2 years before Kiffin is complaining that the Ducks only beat the Trojans because of some blown call and blah blah blah.
"[Juju] is a magical, fragile thing. It's when you've pleased the god of football, and he decides to shine his glorious bounty upon your team. If you anger him, he takes it away." --Hank Hill, paraphrased slightly
Kiffin and Neuheisel in one city
Actually, I think it’s going to be hilarious.
At least the UT fans are taking it well
http://twitpic.com/xvlqj
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
does that say?
i heart Bryce Brown on the lower right??? oh gosh…
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Yeah, right below the huge penis,
And adjacent to the “u suck cock” writing. Yep.
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USC and Tennessee need to set up a home-and-home. Immediately.
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I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jan 12, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’d vote for the Ducks to swap a game with USC’s non-conf schedule just to see it…in Knoxville, of course.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Oh my gosh,
That would be awesome! I would do anything to see that game!
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Just looked
They have some really shitty NC opponents coming up: Hawaii, Syracuse, Minnesota, Virginia. Ick.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Hawaii? Road trip? I have relatives we can crash with right near a nice beach.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Seriously,
I have a few relatives over there too
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i would’ve given that press conference from a plane…that was dumb.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Even then,
I’m sure that there are Tennessee fans in the Armed forces. Nowhere is safe!
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If at first you dont succeed...you must be Lane Kiffin.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Really?
You just created a profile to bash Kiffin? Okay then
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Nah I have been shadowing this blog a couple of months now
Tonight is the night
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
And it's going to happen again, and again, and again...
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Blink 182?
Wow
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You should be enamored, being Mr. San Diego.
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I assure you,
Even down here a ways, very few people talk about Blink 182 anymore.
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Simply put, very few people listen to them anymore...
They more or less fell out of popularity years ago. Now everyone down here listens to this auto-tuned pop crap.
Do a lot of people still listen to Blink 182 in Eugene?
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Ok lets get down to business...
Think the ducks have any shot with Baxter now?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:18 PM PST reply actions
Ugh, well up until a few hours ago, he was set to visit this weekend. We’ll probably find out tomorrow if that’s the case. He’s been a USC lock for years, and he’s essentially starting his recruiting all over RIGHT NOW. Kiffin has a great shot to hang on to him, unfortunately.
I think we still have the best shot at Lache.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I'm worried about Lache now too. And Owa, and King, and, pretty much everyone.
I am now very confident that we do not have a shot with Baxter. Everything was going so well, now it is going to hell. Damn
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they only have 25 spots right?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Probably a number slightly above that,
Perhaps 27 or 28?
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eh what can you do?
This is college football recruiting. Its never over til the ink has dried. Even then gotta make the grades like some lovely DTs the ducks once had….
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not worried a bit
Chip Kelly is a fantastic recruiter and isn’t a total douchebag.
--Dave
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You gotta question how any parent could trust this guy
But lets face it, a lotta these guys dont have a great support system.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
There’s no need to worry about any player that isn’t already committed to USC. Kiffin will have a hard time picking up recruits this late in the game, esp. with how terribly the administration has handled this.
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I sure hope that you are right!
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There’s a FanShot on Rocky Top Talk about Orgeron telling early-enroll recruits not to go to class tomorrow, and enroll at USC. Unbelievable.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
it seems crazy to think that there isn’t a rule against that.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
What a freaking asshat.
That is the biggest douche move of all time. That right there. I dont know who I now dislike more, Orgeron or Kiffin.
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My hate for Kiffin and staff is growing by the second.
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The even more sad part is,
From the sounds of it, some of those kids are actually going to follow through with that too.
I really don’t even know what to think at this point. I hope like hell that the NCAA finally imposes punishment upon USC.
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Well,
He apparently just did. And apparently he did so with alarming success, a few guys are not enrolling, and a few are even considering following him to USC.
Just sickening.
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That has got to be a violation
If its not, it should be.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Just remember
this changes nothing. Its SC that has to catch up to us.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Lane Kiffin is the smartest man alive
he keeps losing, yet keeps getting better jobs.
This is an attempt for SC to return to the glory days, by getting all the guys who were around then. Unfortunately, those times have passed. I’m sure Kiffin, et al, with recruit okay and win their share of games. But Oregon has caught up. Washington will catch up soon. And Neuheisel isn’t going to be the pushover in recruitng that Dorrell was.
The program was eroding even under Pete Carroll. It will still be a good program. But the dynasty is dead. They can put together whatever staff they want, but the Pac-10 no longer fears them.
--Dave
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Big Sky favorites.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Are they cougin' it?
Eh…its not funny when its true and its WSU.
Seriously how’d Price do it up in Pullman?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
Hey if you are going to down...
Is there any better way to do it?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 12, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
It's especially funny seeing how old and grandfatherly he seemed, to me.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
he was actually 38.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I don't know if anyone is going to top how he got fired
Especially since he hadn’t even worked a day yet and was barely hired
Hahahaha… USC… great April Fools joke! It totally got my off guard, and I almost believed you actually hired Lane Kiffin… hahahaha…
That Carroll… he’s such a prankster!
its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"
I've always said "caught me off guard" myself.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Some pictures of the “riot” in knoxville are located at SB Nation partner, Rocky Top Talk
http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2010/1/12/1248620/twitter-renaldo-woolridge-they#comments
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Note to self
Do NOT fuck with southern football, ever.
I think UCLA’s merchandise sales just shot through the roof tonight.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't know
has much as I dislike Lane Kiffin, Nestor may be worse.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I meant among Tennesse fans
Crazy dudes.
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On the plus side
This will not make the NCAA lenient on USC.
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I’m actually going to be going to bed angry after having a reasonably nice night.
How preposterous is that‽‽‽‽ (That’s a four interrobang questamation,)
its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"
I used an interrobang on a paper I submitted for a class a few weeks back!
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
I'm highly amused myself
Lane f-ing Kiffin, ha ha ha.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
very amused
and now its going to be even more fun when we go to the Coliseum and kick their ass.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
So how is he going to try to challenge us
In the press? Predictions?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The press.
Lane Kiffin-“Chip Kelly committed a recruiting violation when he offered a scholarship to a recruit that I also offered a scholarship. Lane Kiffin thinks that nobody has a right to offer a scholarship to fresh meat that Lane Kiffin has claimed!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!! He is way out of line with behavior like that”
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I think he also might
Either beat the crap out of a stuffed duck on stage or burn a Nike shoe or something.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hopefully,
He lights the Nike USC sweatshirt he is currently wearing on fire.
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I wouldn't put it past him
His father did not pass any intelligence to his son.
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I believe you should be on the Tako Tuesdays thread
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Pat Forde's first thought on Kiffin to USC "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME"
Another quote: “Maybe he sent the Orange Pride hostesses ahead to woo USC.”
Fun clip: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4820934&categoryid=2564308
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I said it before I say it again
Do NOT screw with southern football fans. These are people that have a history of burning things in anger.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
After this...
I’m gonna go ahead and say “Remember what we (Louisianans) did when Saban left? Yeah, that was relatively sane.”
The soul of New Orleans... Go Ducks, Geaux Tigers, Go Braves, Go Hornets, and most of all WHO DAT! I BELIEVE!
If your fanbase doesn't do songs like this, maybe you need a new fanbase.
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 12, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
half of this crowd is laughing…the other half…not so much…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zKkcfq3gec
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Am I the only one that is happy about this?
This effects 3 teams we play next year.
First a coach was promoted to offensive coordinator right as some of the biggest NCAA violations started at USC.
Two years later he bolted to the NFL where he systematically burned down the franchise.
He then moved on to a prominent SEC team and within one year has brought nothing but more NCAA recruiting violations, disruptions to the program and then bolts back to USC just as the first NCAA violations are coming to a head.
He brings to USC a trailer full of NCAA violation baggage, a 70 year old defensive coordinator, and a 64 year old offensive coordinator.
He leaves Tennessee in a world of hurt which we have to go visit next year and takes probably one of the only reasons UCLA had at recruiting offensive players.
I predict this is not going to go well for Kiffin and USC. Sure it might be good for recruiting, but we saw what getting the number one running back recruit did for his program last year. But can he really do anything other then leave a wake of recruiting violations, piss off owners and fans, and burn down programs?
Thanks Kiffin and USC you just made me feel a hell of a lot better about next season.
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
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I am happy about it too
Because he’s not that great a coach and the NCAA will not show mercy with Kiffin there.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm only happy if
They give USC the death penalty but allow them to be listed as 10th in the pac-10 standings, for obvious reasons
you’re a coug fan, you never have a reason to be happy
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
yeah how'd that duck v coug game go again?
sorry had to say it
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
sorry
you’re a good guy cougfan, that’s the last time I bring that up…
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
Yeah! NEVER!
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If they didn't give Bama (which did far more)
The death penalty, USC won’t get it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You're missing what I'm going for here
Our football team sucks and I would like to not be last in the pac-10
My honest guess,
They give USC a little slap on the wrist. “Stop it USC okay, c’mon. Be nice guys”
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At most its a one-year Bowl ban
I hope for that.
Oh and they vacate the 2005 season, which means the OREGON DUCKS ARE YOUR 2005 PAC 10 CHAMPS! WOOT!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no, that would be lame
they’ll probably just put Louisiana-lafayette on probation again.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Serious question
If they vacate USC’s 2005 season, do we put the 2005 season on the wall behind our bench with the other Pac-10 title years?
I say no.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i wonder if LA Laker USC football fans know we are just as excited as them…for very different reasons…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Hey the Lakers lost by 20 to the Spurs tonight
Maybe that’s karma or something.
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Other karma
Just about the time the Kiffin thing was announced, they evacuated the arena in Memphis due to a water main break during the Clips-Griz game, with the Clips up 12. After the break the Grizz outscored the Clips 27-13 and won by 2.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
how do you exactly evacuate an empty arena?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
There were 11k there
Growing crowds since the Griz don’t suck for now.
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I wish I had a graph measuring the amount of USC "fans" by day.
Year 2000, 0 “fans”
Last season, Everyone in LA is a “fan”.
Yesterday, 0 “fans” left.
Today, Everyone in LA is again a “fan”.
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I just love to hate
I was thinking how nice it would be to have a real dirtbag down south, so I can’t just hate USC for being good for a while or acting entitled to wins or for cheating, but so I can hate their leader and what he stands for. I want to smile when the guy asks Chip what his deal is, or gives him the old F U salute because Masoli is running in his fifth TD with a 40 point lead.
Now I wonder if the Pac-10 isn’t turning into the SEC. Suddenly we can hate everybody. The Beavers and Fuskies must be loathed. Stoops is insufferable, The Weasel is slime, and Kiffin is more vile than Al Davis naked.
by JonathanPDX on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
well, along those lines
Fuck you Paul Wulff, you rotten bastard…….
That doesn’t quite feel the same.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I don't even flinch when I hear this
You’ve got nothing on our fans
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
Is Bill Doba a dirty word up there?
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
I gotta give you credit for having a big heart, cougfan. That man wrecked a perfectly good football program.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
I actually talked with him quite a few times during my time there
Between his wife dying and everything else going on, I can’t blame the man. The athletic department was became his family. It just got too hard for him to recruit after Price left. He took some gambles and had some colossal misses.
I had the pleasure of going to his “goodbye” press conference when he left. Not a dry eye in the room, and he received a long standing ovation. Even though we’re probably in this because of him, I still won’t blame him for it.
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
The reason why I don’t like it is because of Kiffin’s complete lack of respect for other teams and coaches. He was a blight to the SEC, and he’ll be a blight to the Pac-10.
I don’t want to hate SC. I really haven’t had any good reason to. Now we have Kiffin to compete Stoops for “Biggest douchebag”, and Stoops took several steps away from douchbagdom after his response to the Oregon game.
its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"
(Mike) Stoops left everything on the field. He seemed like a petulant little child at times, but I respect him for how he acted after the Oregon game, both the result of the game, and the beaning incident.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Pat Forde just said normally you wouldn't do that
But since this is Lane Kiffin and he has no ethics, he will.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Lane Kiffin is sub-human.
He has no moral decency.
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So he said that those who go to South Carolina instead of Tennessee
Would “End up pumping gas.” What will he say about us?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
"They will end up smoking hippie lettuce in some evil hippie commune"
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Anyone else find it funny...
how Kiffin surrounds himself with those that make him look good. I don’t anything about Kiffin except for when he was on his own in Oakland he destroyed that franchise even further. Seriously. Kiffin just hires all these guys who are great recruiters but can’t coach worth a damn. Dave said it best: This reeks of desperation on USC’s part…they are trying to relive the glory days and what they don’t realize is that Pete Carroll was a big part of that, and that the rest of the Pac has caught up with them.
*And players.
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BruinsNation
is now reporting that Norm Chow is staying at UCLA.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
BN also reporting that UCLA is winning the NC next year
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Remember how everyone was rooting for the Gators against Tennessee this year?
Next year, I think that’s gonna be us.
The soul of New Orleans... Go Ducks, Geaux Tigers, Go Braves, Go Hornets, and most of all WHO DAT! I BELIEVE!
If your fanbase doesn't do songs like this, maybe you need a new fanbase.
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 12, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
USC is the villan in the pac-10
Pete Carroll was a likeable guy. Now everyone wants to punch Kiffin in the face and root against USC every game. No matter what you do, USC will probably still be hated more by every pac-10 team
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Paris Hilton has paid more dues than Lane Kiffin
So says Forde: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=4820927
At this rate, Lane Kiffin is an 8-5 season at USC away from a $50 million contract to coach Peyton Manning and the Colts.
Seriously, why not? Why wouldn’t he just keep rising up the coaching ranks on the basis of nothing much at all? If a 31-year-old with no head-coaching experience can get the Oakland Raiders job, and a guy who got fired from that job after losing 15 of 20 games can get the Tennessee job, and a guy who went 7-6 in a reckless first season in Knoxville can get the USC job … is there any rung of the sport to which Kiffin cannot climb?
I mean, what if he actually does something impressive as a coach? Win a conference title and they might just fast-track him into the Hall of Fame.
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More photos from the Lane Kiffin aftermath
http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2010/1/13/1248744/scenes-from-the-university-of
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I just noticed the For Rent sign in the bottom right.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
That's traidition in the south
When you want to encourage a coach to leave, you go and put a whole bunch of for sale signs on their lawn.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
actually knowing kiffin
he’s gonna accuse amanda of being an illegal recruiting asset by tomorrow
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
Not to mention that Layla Kiffins supposed phone number is on the rock as well
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I hread that it was just a busy tone...
I would assume that it has been disconnected for some time
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multiple times
guarantee that is a dead number…um… now
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
No surprise there
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That is impressive.
The last 4 digits look tough to read. 2393?
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why does everything around here end up homoerotic?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I only love Matt Daddy when its cold and I'm really dru....
hey, why are we talking me?
--Dave
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Dave,
I thought we said what happens on Brokeback Mt Hood stays on Brokeback Mt Hood
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
Mt.Hood? Brokeback Mt.Hood?
More like Brokeback Mt.Wood.
Okay, that was WAY too far. This thread has turned homoerotic. again.
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I would put Orgeron's and Kiffins faces on there,
But I’m too lazy.
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I like it...
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I blame Ronald Regan's failed Star Wars program.
It never quite materialized in it’s mission to neutralize the alien ship that brought Lane Kiffin to Earth. That’s final.
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Stupid Lane Kiffin.
College Footballs official little biotch.
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2011 Autzen Signs?
If Kiffin lasts long enough to come to Eugene what kind of signs might we see? Drinking Zima and reading Twilight aren’t bad enough for this guy.
oh god dont get me started
if someone could replace meyer’s head with chips head on that spanking poster that’d work.
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
I think Juju got well into the Jameson’s tonight and just started fucking with stuff for a good laugh. Well played, oh wise Juju. Well played.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
you think he's done?
just wait till you see with who UT goes after
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
if they take gabe from us i swear to god i'm gonna egg his house
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
they're not taking anyone from us
calm the fuck down.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you meant Gabe as well.
You go to school with him right? Well then, steer him towards UO dammit!
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well i dont think i have to
i dont think it ever came up once during the entire football season. plus i’d feel out of place
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
Makes sense.
Is it somewhat taboo in a sense to ask him about where he wants to go to school?
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that falls under the catagory of don't know, and i'm not gonna find out.
he wears a lot of duck stuff tho with cal sporadically involved. never seen any alabama gear.
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
its really not cool to talk about it
you made a good move, there
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
yeah i'm not an idiot persay
but its one thing to talk about it, but another to spend half a season on the sideline with the guy with both of us icing various parts of our legs
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
Right.
I’m going to have to go ahead and stop you before this story progresses any further.
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the obcenity wasn't meant to be insulting
apologies about the misunderstanding regarding the sarcasm.
Trust me, these guys aren’t taking anyone from us.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
I really want him to commit soon.
The sooner he commits, the better chance we have at getting his commitment.
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Yeah. He very well could be our annual "5 star guy who goes way past signing day to commit"
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for the record he's been down to a 4 star for both rivals and scout since he had surgery
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
i mean i can get a read on things but thats all i'm gonna ever do.
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
Seastrunk has?
Or are you talking about Gabe King?
Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.
Well,
We were talking about Seastrunk a few comments up above. “I’m mildly worried about Seastrunk”, so I responded regarding Seatrunk.
Even farther up in the thread, we were talking about Mr. King and your “leg icings”
Did you just call me “young one” Dude, I’m older than you :)
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17
High school senior. You are a Junior, right?
Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.
dammit i was hoping i was older by a month or two.
yeah i’m a junior
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
It's okay young one,
Someday you will transcend into the ranks of seniority, and not really do anything in school.
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do you even see all of my 9 am remarks on here
i spend newspaper class on here all the time!
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
I love how I'm a teacher
and yet, my creation just facilitates kids screwing around in class.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
Hahaha!
I genuinely hope that you do not take our in class exploits personally.
If you honestly do take offense, I will gladly stop :)
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Yeah, it would be tough to stop posting in first period.
I would at least make an effort!
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It’s doubtful Seastrunk will even go til signing day before an announcement.
Early word is that he canceled his USC trip and has no plans to make that trip. The chances that he goes to USC are incredibly slim.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Once more,
I sure hope that you are correct. I am obviously worried about USC for apparent reasons right now.
Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.
There really is no reason to worry about USC. I mean, it’s recruiting and anything can happen….
But it’s looking good for us.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
She. Juju is a she. Just ask Shufelt. Though you’re free to fantasize about a “he” Juju if you want. I’m sticking with her.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Well done, sir.
"[Juju] is a magical, fragile thing. It's when you've pleased the god of football, and he decides to shine his glorious bounty upon your team. If you anger him, he takes it away." --Hank Hill, paraphrased slightly
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 12, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
So, how are the USC fans taking this?
I’m afraid to go to their blog, LA scares me and my happy go lucky ways.
Are they seeing this as a return to the glory days? Excited to have the next hot coach? Or do they know that they just signed a contract with the robot devil?
they love it
they think they are going to go out and dominante the conference again.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
and i quoth a friend from facebook who's a diehard SC fan
i dont think its all that great but at the same time i dont know what other options were out there. obviously nobody is going to measure up to pete but kiffin knows sc so i feel like it was probably the best they could do. what im more excited about is norm chow coming back from ucla. offense killed when he was the coordinator. probably had more to do with reggie and matt and all of the other players but still…
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
I thought the Chow rumors were squelched a little earlier.
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Same old song and dance
One reporter says yes, UCLA says hell no, USC blogs say probably. It’s all up in the air.
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
Shelley Smith said it was done right after the Lane news broke. slightly premature. Bruce Feldman was just on SportsCenter and didnt seem quite so confident.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Wow...
Reporters will still be cleaning up the mess for days to come. Damn
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The crap Kiffin just took in Tennessee blows the crap Oregon took on Mac Court out of the water
That’s gonna take the real cleanup
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
Ah man, you are right.
The city of Knoxville is going to have to declare their county to be in a state of emergency. Too bad FEMA will take a few weeks to show up!
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and they'll bring a lot of florida national championship shirts from 2007 for emergency clothing
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
God I love Bruins Nation
I wonder if they’ll ever realize that a big reason that they are the ugly football stepsister of LA is that even they care more about USC than UCLA.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Well said.
I have been trying to describe the mindset of BN fro sometime, but that it hands down the best possible description of their mindset.
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usually they have hoops to distract them…i’ve never gone over there till tonight.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Well, right now
They’re a football basketball volleyball women’s water polo school
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
counting down the days till women’s soccer starts practice.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
All I know, is that Westwood is WAY overrated.
Dammit, where is Gorby when we need him!!??
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Let's play a game
How many Bruin stories on the front page? 1, and it’s a previously scheduled podcast.
How many USC stories? The rest.
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
the espn late night guy just said sark was the HC at byu.
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
Wow,
Really shows you how little ESPN pays attention to the West Coast.
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except its the LA SportsCenter. and Neil Everett is from Astoria.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
i’m pretty sure Pete Carroll left so he didnt have to talk to Shelley Smith every day.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jan 12, 2010 10:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Huskie fans are hilarious.
This USC hire was made to complete vs. Washington. Sark has been the talk of the West Coast since arriving at Montlake. He has the No.7 nationally ranked recruiting class coming in. The old man (Carroll) ends his legacy at Troy.
USC goes in the same direction as Washington and brings in the old man’s prodigy. Was this hire a way for USC to close the curtain on Sark? I’m starting to wonder…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
go find the post that says locker will be a lock to win the heisman
The beloved creator of Sandwich music.
i’m assuming the guy meant to say the #7 rated class in the Pac 10 right? wow.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Not quite, Rivals has them at No. 21 right now, though a big factor in this class is size, as they have 28 commits.
It’s a good class, and will definitely have a lot of solid depth that the Huskies desperately need, but it’s not an immediate game changer.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Pete is a prankster, right?
What if this is just the biggest, most elaborate episode of Punked we’ve ever seen? I mean, think about it: Carroll’s “terrible” season is better than a lot of respectable programs, he’s stocked with 5-star talent, and he’s the king of one of the most popular cities in America. Yet he decides to just up and go to a corner of the NW where it rains all the time to run a really bad football team who’s best players are spokesmen for Geritol.
Then, his replacement is the most outrageous, shocking, absurd hire you could imagine. A guy who’s entire career is built on leaving his team shortly after he’s hired. His only skill is bringing in 5 star players, which the school would do for a while even if they crowned Mickey Mouse. In fact, I believe they just did.
The more I think about it all the more it’s just too crazy to be real. When “Lane Kiffin” arrives in LA the plane door is going to swing open and out will walk Pete Carroll, Will Ferrell, and the guy from Candid Camera (is that show even on anymore? Damnit, now I feel old). Bill Withers will show up, everyone will sing and have a good time, and we’ll all laugh about being fooled by such an absurd story.
His only skill is bringing in 5 star players
I have seen the theory that the department is bracing for sanctions by hiring as good as guy as they can get at recruiting, so that they’ll have a stocked cupboard when the probation runs out.
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If your fanbase doesn't do songs like this, maybe you need a new fanbase.
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 12, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
I love Wikipedia
If you look at just the time (right before the mods edit it) you find some funny shit. I looked up the history of Ed Orgeron and what did I find? This
Orgeron recently returned to the University of Seventh Choice as defensive line coach and recruiting coordinator, allegedly calling recruits during Lame Kiffen’s exit meeting with Tennessee football players. The douchebag actually had the gall to offer players scholarships to U$C for any mid-year enrollees. The expectation is that he and Lame Kiffen will incur further penalties at U$C, leading to the death penalty for the football team.
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
And we're off to Kiffin's
Looking at the history, the mods were working overtime today. Apparently, his nickname is USC PUSSY
by Brian Floyd on Jan 12, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
There's one on Conquest Chronicles
that has his name as: Lane “I have a Dong in my Booty” Kiffin and
College: Loves Big Ole Wieners
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
hahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry, I was away from the internet for this one and im not sifting through 500 comments.
Biggest cluster fuck ever or biggestest cluster fuck ever?
Somewhere an NCAA investigator just said good by to all of his free time for the next 5 years.
Wow, Orgeron, classy moves, calling recruits while Kiffin talks to the vols, good guy right thur.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
ps
I love that this blog has 100 times the comment of the tenn and USC blogs combined. Great work team, really good hustle out there, everyone stuck to the plan and we executed well, really top notch, neato!
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
Think he's thinking to himself
well, my life just got a lot less stressful. guess I don’t need to quit after all
I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack
Le Sigh
The matchup in September looks like it’s going to be a lot more of my Duck wife’s hollering in my Vol ears than the other way around.
Rest assured, Duck fans: Monte’s defense has no chance against the speed Chip’s offense runs. I reference a few of the more painful losses from this year where we Vols had to deal with “speed” and “misdirection”: Florida, Auburn, Ole Miss, Va Tech. Gah.
This, though, is a blessing in disguise. Here’s hoping we get Cutcliffe back for a third go-round!
Go Ducks. GO VOLS!!!
I just wanted to say congratulations on your recent Kiffin-ectomy. I understand that the recovery process could be long and tedious, but I understand that you are 100% Kiffin-free and will be for many years to come. You were particularly lucky to have it removed before it metastasized and started coaching womens’ volleyball or teaching physics classes.
This, though, is a blessing in disguise.
It’s gonna hurt for a couple of years, but you guys are far, far better off without him.
"[Juju] is a magical, fragile thing. It's when you've pleased the god of football, and he decides to shine his glorious bounty upon your team. If you anger him, he takes it away." --Hank Hill, paraphrased slightly
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 13, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
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