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My Thoughts On Kiffin -------> USC

So we've had a night to sleep on the idea:  Lane Kiffin is the new head coach at USC.  My reaction:  I think its fantastic.  This has every appearance of a rushed hire that was not well thought out.  Certainly, Kiffin and his "all-star" cast of assistants-uber-recruiter Ed Orgeron, Defensive guru Monte Kiffin, and, quite possibly, the return of OC Norm Chow, will be relentless recruiters.  The thought that SC would have a down class this year is now out the window.  Kiffin was putting together a fantastic class at Tennessee, and if he can keep most of the SC class in tact, and perhaps poach some of the UT class, as he was reportedly trying to do last night, SC will be a top class again this year.  And it seems to me that's what this hire had in mind:  save the class.  But despite the recruiting prowess, there are many reasons to be excited about this hire if you are a non-SC Pac-10 fan.

The first thing you need to know about Lane Kiffin is that he is the biggest ass in college football.  I'm guessing it won't be a week before he is needling Oregon and Washington and UCLA, his arrogant sense of entitlement think that he'll walkover all of them like its 2005.  CK and Sark will be smart enough to ignore it.  Neuheisel will be stupid enough to engage in it.  And it will just make all of us-who were pretty ambivalent to SC under the Carroll era-pretty much hate them.  SC fans will love it and call it a "swagger," failing to realize that he's a bottom feeding cretin who will be a blight on their university.  You though Mike Stoops was an ass?  Mike Stoops is Tony Dungy when compared to Lane Kiffin.

I know what you're saying:  "that stuff is really for the fans, this hire will be judged by wins and losses."  And to a large extent, that's true.  But its almost universally believed that SC has probation coming up soon-for sure a loss of scholarships, and a bowl ban is a big possibility.  The NCAA will be watching SC like a hawk.  And not only was Kiffin the biggest ass in college football during his one season at UT, he was also a walking recruiting violation.  And he was one of the key figures in the SC program during the time that the violations occurred.  I have zero faith in his ability to recruit cleanly.  If his SC tenure goes anything like his UT tenure, SC will be mired in probation, and Kiffin will be canned in three years.

Star-divide

But here's the real reason I'm excited as a Pac-10 fan-there is no reason to think that Kiffin is actually a qualified head coach.  He got the Raiders job, despite no head coaching experience, because Al Davis is an idiot.  Somehow, he parlayed a 5-20 record at Oakland into one of the best college coaching jobs in the land at Tennessee.  His mediocre 7-6 season at UT propelled him into one of the top three college jobs in the land.  His head coaching record is 5-21-hardly the slam dunk hire that many SC fans are making it out to be.  He'll be a great recruiter, but we've yet to find out whether Kiffin can actually coach a game. 

Further, I've even seen many SC commenters excited  that Kiffin's father, Monte, will be bringing with him his Tampa 2 defense, one Conquest Chronicles user commenting that Kiffin is Oregon "worst nightmare" and "they'll be lucky to score 24 points."  Pete Carroll ran cover 2 schemes with regularity while at SC, so it won't be that much of a change, other than Kiffin will likely run it even more than Carroll did.  And while the cover 2 has a reputation for limiting big plays, its biggest weaknesses are misdirection, runs up the middle, and throws to the tight end-exactly the weapons that the Oregon spread is best designed to use.  You could have ran anything with SC's 2008 defense and they would have been successful.  But without that kind of veteran talent, the Tampa 2 is a generally undisciplined defense that a good spread option should rip to shreds.

Finally, SC fans hope that this is a "continuation" of the glory days.  But SC's "glory days" are over.  I expect them to be a very good team.  They will compete regularly for Rose Bowl's and national championships.  But the days where it's a foregone conclusion that they will win the Pac-10 is over.  Kiffin will get his recruits.  But he'll be competiting with Neuheisel, Kelly, Sark, Harbaugh, and Stoops, and of whom are equally relentless on the recruiting trail, none of whom are anywhere near as douchey as Kiffin, with only Neuheisel and Stoops coming anywhere in the same stratosphere.  Oregon is going into SoCal and getting the speed athletes that they want to plug into the spread.  Sark has all the connections down there and will be pulling talent from the area.  And Neuheisel isn't the recruiting pushover that Dorrell was.  SC will always have the best class in the league, but the gaps are not nearly as wide.  And that regression was already happening under Carroll.  There's no reason to think that Carroll-lite will be able to reverse the trend.  With that lessened talent gap, superior strategy can win the day.

I don't get this hire.  SC did this with the expectation of returning to the glory days, but those days are gone.  At best, SC remains a good program, one that competes for conference championships on a regular basis, but not one that strikes holy terror into the rest of the league.  But the downside is embarrassment, shame, and even more sanctions to the SC program.  My best guess?  Kiffin will not be SC's coach in four years.  If his ego and shady character don't get him into trouble, his inability to meet SC fans' unrealistic expectations of replicating Carroll's success will.

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Oddly enough

SC fans hated it when they hired Caroll and they’re loving Kiffin, so that means Kiffin will fail, right?

I don’t get it either btw.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Is Seastrunk a duck?

I keep hearing rumors but there is no proof…

by Nelz on Jan 13, 2010 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Hopefully soon

ESPN says he cancelled his USC visit, even after the Kiffin news. He says he wants to announce very soon and all indications are that the ducks are leading. But where have we heard this before…cough….Easley

by DuckLaw11 on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That was terrible

He pulled a Manti Te’o on you guys.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The more I think about this

The more I love it. At first, all those names scared the hell outta me. But rationality only says it a matter of time before than program truly crumbles. You thought SC was in trouble now? Just wait three years. Rome didn’t fall in one year right?

by DuckLaw11 on Jan 13, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

It took Florida State

The program of the 90s, a while to collapse to middling ACC team.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

all SC hated their AD 24 hrs ago. now they think he’s a genius.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Weird

I’m willing to bet this wasn’t his hire, too.

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

University of Spoiled Children, no longer applies to just the students.

Add that Orgeron is equally as dirty in his methods as a recruiter and it it leads me to feel very good that sanctions maybe USC’s new middle letter.

by DamienS on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

Caroll was at least smart enough

To put some distance between his coaches and recruiting violations most of the time, Kiffin and co aren’t.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Orgeron needs to change his name to something less “oregon” looking. mandate.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Orgeron is a tool

if rumors are true that he was already telling students to not enroll in class and leave to SC then he’s getting a jump start on his recruiting violations. Notice how all of these great recruiters left Carroll for coaching jobs and never did a thing worth a damn…yet Carroll was still winning Pac-10 championships…hmmm.

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

don't diss orgeron

the dude is as good a recruiter as they come. I mean he was out of line doing what he did yesterday but he is a mastermind.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

me

The beloved creator of Sandwich music.

by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Brad did, too. Keeps telling me it was a good read.

by ntrebon on Jan 13, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Orgeron was a masterful recruiter. Horrible coach. But be sure that his defensive line at USC will be one of the best in the country. Its what he specializes in

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see what he would have done with the program if he stayed for another year

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d rather have every other PAC 10 coach be the best recruiter ever and be a mediocre in-game coach than the other way around.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice Work!

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not all of us like this.

Some of us remember Kiffin’s dumb 4th-and-2 call vs. Texas in the Rose Bowl costing USC a national championship. A few more remember Kiffin’s brilliant playcalling resulting in a 13-9 loss to ucla and dropping out of that year’s national championship race.

And quite a few of us are rather upset about the way this went down. I love the idea of having Monte Kiffin, Ed Orgeron and possibly Norm Chow on the USC staff, but Lane Kiffin is, well, I’m not sure the terms I would use are acceptable here.

I expect either three bad years and he’s gone or two good years and he jumps to the NFL, and USC goes back to the drawing board under, hopefully, a different AD.

/USC ’92

by Topher on Jan 13, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

hopefully at that point you still haven't heard from the NCAA

…at least from your point of view…but yeah i’m very unimpressed with mike garrett

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Or we have...

And the slap on the wrist is already finished.

I find it interesting that the NCAA waited until the last possible minute (their four-year statute of limitations on Reggie Bush would have expired January 4), so my gut feeling is all they’ve got are minor infractions. I could be wrong though.

by Topher on Jan 13, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my feeling as well. I don’t think this will be anything major.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

I don’t think they will hit ’SC with major stuff. Seriously? 5 years?

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NCAA waiting for cival trial

My understanding of the delay with the Bush investigation was that the NCAA could not compel the school or Carrol to testify (as administrators) or Bush since he had already left for the NFL. Bush has been pushing to have the the civil trial changed to closed arbitration which was denied last week. Now the testimony (Bush and Carrol will both be witnesses as well as other university officale and possibly former students) will be accessible to the NCAA. the question is, will Bush quickly settle the suit to avoid testifying

by bubbaluv on Jan 13, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late

They already finished up the investigation. Bush also spoke to the NCAA very quietly before the season. What he said remains to be seen

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not looking to interview Bush..

The NCAA has been waiting for the outcome to see what evidence comes out of the lawsuit.. This ruling just came down in December..

by bubbaluv on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I know

But the investigation was complete already. They gave notice to USC in October-November with 3 months to respond. The hearing with the infractions committee is mid-Feb. It moved along before the deposition ruling.

by Brian Floyd on Jan 14, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm absolutely shocked at this hire

Good post. The Heisman Pundit rips Kiffin to shreds as well. It’s going to be fun watching Kiffin destroy USC…and to think I used to miss Paul Hackett.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 13, 2010 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats on Lache Seastrunk

Though LJ will mostly be your main back, it just makes your RB core THAT much scarier.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

If its true

And I’m not celebrating til I hear at least a verbal from him.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He wore an Oregon beanie when he left AA bowl…

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

With all the craziness going on

Until its official, I’m not going to assume it.

It would be our most highly touted RB recruit since J-Stew though, that’s for sure.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Wouldn’t work for ’SC (see: Joe McKnight). But with Oregon, wow.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not visiting ’SC anymore

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

as we’ve learned around here a lot, this means very little to Oergon fans

I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 13, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you've spent too much time talking about Kiffin today

And are starting to mix Orgeron and Oregon.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it

The more I think about it, the more I like this hire. We just have to accept that in the long run USC is always going to have more blue chip recruits, it’s just the nature of the business and the geography of the Pac-10. It doesn’t mean we can’t compete, we’ve taken them down despite playing against a roster loaded with first-day NFL draft picks.

So, if raw talent is a given, the big question to me is: how good is their coach is at motivating and developing it? Can he put those great players in the right place on the field, make adjustments, and keep that talent motivated and most importantly disciplined? Especially against our Ducks, discipline is key. A freak athlete like Mays is great until you have him running the wrong way.

USC will still pull in highly rated high school kids like they would have with Carroll or any NFL coach that came to the Pac-10. But for all his bluster Kiffin has never shown that he can win on the field, that he can actually lead a team to victory through tough games, or that he has the kind of character and discipline that a team will try to follow and emulate.

Personally, I feel really good with the players Chip Kelly is bringing in combined with a very smart, motivated and disciplined coach at the helm. Don’t forget, we’ve had Chip for 3 years now and he’s 2-1 against big bad USC. Kiffin might be good at getting on TV and raising a stink but there’s one thing he’s never been able to do: Win The Day!

by JonathanPDX on Jan 13, 2010 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Further, I’ve even seen many SC commenters excited that Kiffin’s father, Monte, will be bringing with him his Tampa 2 defense, one Conquest Chronicles user commenting that Kiffin is Oregon “worst nightmare” and “they’ll be lucky to score 24 points.” Pete Carroll ran cover 2 schemes with regularity while at SC, so it won’t be that much of a change, other than Kiffin will likely run it even more than Carroll did. And while the cover 2 has a reputation for limiting big plays, its biggest weaknesses are misdirection, runs up the middle, and throws to the tight end-exactly the weapons that the Oregon spread is best designed to use.

LOL, who in CC said this?!???

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

One thing you guys should know

The Board of Trustees wanted coach O and Chow. They didn’t let ass dump Garrett to be involved in the hiring. As one AD in the Pac-10 said, “They could’ve hired Winnie-The-Pooh to be put in with those assistants.”

This is what ‘SC fans wanted, we didn’t care who was at the helm, as long as we got Chow and Orgeron. We were blind sighted with Lane Kiffen coming to town, we thought John Gruden would’ve been the hire.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

I'm hesitant to say this, but...

I’m confident in Lane. People give him crap about the Raider days, but his quarterback was Jamarcus Russell for crying out loud, he WAS AGAINST Al Davis draft him. The Tennessee year was shady, but when USC, in its prestigious/ glorious aura, comes knocking on the door and offering a blank check basically, who’s going to say no? In the end, you look for what’s best for yourself and your family.

BTW, Sark was more interested than what met the eye.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

In the end, you look for what’s best for yourself and your family.

Then it will come as no surprise when Orgeron and Chow leave soon for greener pastures and all you are left with is Kiffin and his flaming bag of NCAA violations. Let’s not forget this is the same coach who lost to fucla IN Tenn this year.

I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 13, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no problem with the “loyalty”. people do what’s best for them. not one person here would’ve said no to USC in that situation. i just thinks its ridiculous the kids dont have the option to pursue other schools in this situation also.

as usual, my problem is with the NCAA and not with the individuals exploiting playing by the rules that are given.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

USC will continue to be USC. unfortunately for them, we are Oregon and will continue to be.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think recruits would be more savvy than to commit their next 4-5 years to a coach who’ll surely not be there that long. How can Lane have any credibility left to sell USC to these kids? Does anyone else question whether they’ll be able to recruit as well as everybody is already predicting?

by DuckLaw11 on Jan 13, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Because he'll tell them this is his dream job...

and he’ll talk about the differences between Knoxville and L.A., and how he always wanted to spend the rest of his life in L.A., not Knoxville. These are 16, 17, 18 year old kids we’re talking about, and Kiffin — like him or loathe him — is a great recruiter. He’ll be able to sell recruits on the fact that this is his dream job and he’s there forever.

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

It helps that he’ll be recruiting mostly local kids, and not recruiting against teams like Florida, Georgia, ‘Bama, LSU, tOSU as he would be at Tennessee. These are kids who have known nothing other than total USC dominance, and have fantasized about playing for them their whole lives. I really don’t think it’ll be a hard sell.

by QuackinAK on Jan 13, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ll get the kids they’ve gotten with PC. surprisingly, some 18 yr olds like the spotlight and everything LA can offer (good and bad).

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Gabe King is considering ’SC because he believes it will give him the best oppurtunity to start a music career.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There is a joke in here somewhere

But I can’t find it right now.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ummmmm

i go to school with gabe. one thing i can say for sure is that i’ve NEVER heard him sing.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially since the USC band only plays one song… over…. and over …. and over… and over… and over … and over … well you get the point.

by QuackinAK on Jan 13, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't think that it can be as annoying as Oklahoma States mascot.

That creepy cowboy thing shoots this dumb gun, over and over and over, often in the most random times possible. Oregon just ran for 7 yards on first down, SHOOT THE DAMN GUN. AGHHHH

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect so much more from you…

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Clownzano nails it on Kiffin
Bad hire? What in the world are you talking about? Lane Kiffin was the perfect hire. The University of Southern California athletic department couldn’t have done it better when it came to filling the job of head football coach.

Count me among the believers that Kiffin to USC is a wonderful thing…

For the rest of the Pacific-10 Conference, that is.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man! Did you see what he did there? He had us going one direction, and then BOOM! Oh, Canzano, how do you ever think of these rhetorical devices?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

How this guy was AP sportswriter of the year I'll never know

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait are you serious?

I don’t follow The Oregonian…is this true?

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately yes.

He brags about it all the time.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

I think that tells you the state that journalism is in…especially sports journalism — which used to be about telling a story and relaying insider information — which has now devolved into contrarian journalism. It’s really sad because I always thought sports writers had some of the best material to write engagingly, memorable articles.

ESPN is both a blessing (instant news) and a curse (it really devalued the art of writing a good sports story).

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

But Canzano I have to say is worse

He really has it in for Oregon sports, to the point of which he can find the dark cloud in any big Oregon victory (like our blowouts of Cal and USC).

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen. If we could tie Plaschke and Simers together and drop them in the middle of the ocean, the sports world would be a better place.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at his competition…they should just mail the award to Joe Posnanski every year.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite Clownzano quote:
When Kiffin accepted the USC job I called a beat reporter colleague who covered the coach when he was in Oakland.

The reporter said, “Might be the dumbest person ever put in charge of anything.”

by JonathanPDX on Jan 13, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, that is awesome. Thank you for not making me read that article to get the laugh.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

crap

Kiffin’s going to be great now.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jan 13, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the best part of this is...

ESPN keeps showing clips of Lane during a game and all they show are clips of him biting his lip while his daddy talks to the ref. I think it’s funny that there isn’t one clip where he isn’t being surrounded by his cronies doing his talking for him.

Also, I didn’t hear the part where Kiffin said he left the football program in better shape than when they got there…what an asshat.

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

New Rivals Top 100 is out...

And not surprising is the addition of Easley into the top 10 (after choosing Florida of course). I know recruiting isn’t an exact science, and that we should all take these rankings with a grain of salt…but I’m convinced that a players stars are sometimes determined by who they choose to play for. Would Easley have been bumped from a 4 to a 5 star had he chosen Oregon? Possibly, he was rapidly moving up the charts in the eyes of evaluators, but I still think it’s a curious thing.

Really, though, what’s the difference between a 4 star and a 5 star? I assume not a whole lot. Just something interesting that always catches my eye every recruiting season.

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

i know what this is without clicking on it

One of my favorite articles and a real eye opener for those who sing praises of recruiting services

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You mean an eye opener for those who say the recruiting system is bad?

Maybe you should click on it.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

not bad

Just how they work. I can’t look from here but I think its the one saying its less based in their own scouting and more on NCAA coaches

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

got it opened

I’ve got another nytimes article about recruiting services ill have to find too.

I’m not saying their bad either. Its all based on potential and can’t be an exact science. They make decisions on the data they have but can’t predict the future. Its more a best guess in my opinion on how a kid will turn out

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that no one is arguing that recruiting rankings are an exact science. In fact, I’m pretty sure that anyone that uses them would tell you precisely NOT to use them as exact science, but a general indicator of future success (which it is).

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yes and i agree

I think we were saying the same thing

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Glad we cleared that up. I’m so used to telling off Beaver fans, it’s my first instinct in any recruiting conversation.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You point out

Exactly why I hate the star system.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

best example imo

jerimiah johnson was a 1 star. nuff said.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Three Star

But thanks for playing.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw him as a 1 star somewhere.

allow me to go find it

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i win

espn.com had JJ as a 1 star recruit out of high school

The beloved creator of Sandwich music.

by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice link.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i reference your tag for this

espn’s archives only go back to 2006. but i asked a couple friends and they confimed it

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh really? A couple of your friends said so? Everybody hold on, we finally got a real source!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

love you too shu <3

The beloved creator of Sandwich music.

by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, try using that in your term paper bibliography

My friends swear I was a five star…….

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by David Piper on Jan 13, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

what term paper

i’m a junior in HS remember?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter… I couldn’t pass off that as a source for Show And Tell.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Your not helping your source’s credentials with that.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

put away the shovel...?

what?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it means you've already been owned

stop digging the hole deeper

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by David Piper on Jan 13, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that woud have sufficed the first time :)

time to go watch king of the hill

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Patrick Chung was a 3 star as well.

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by Takimoto on Jan 13, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

stars can't measure heart

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonathan Stewart was a 5*, your argument is invalid.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

is that pic from middle school?

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing this pic in the register guard the offseason before the 2005 season, when everyone like, like, “wait, we got the top RB in the country?”

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

but espn.com has owa’s list as oregon, oregon state, ucla and nebraska. in order.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I never trust the "lists" of interest.

Ever since Easley boned us all over…Sigh

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It was actually taken of him is pre school.

When he was just a weak little nerdy kid.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He had essentially zero football experience prior to Oregon. Most 4-5 star recruits have their visibility starting their sophomore-junior years.

1 star players are essentially an unknown athlete. 2 star players had only a couple people look at them, but they likely haven’t done much or had much opportunity to shine.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If USC, Florida, Ohio State, LSU, Alabama all target a 2-star kid, that tells me that the recruiting service is way more out of whack than the other way around.

So, yes… a team recruiting a player does have an effect, but it hardly is only one team that influence the rankings.

Also, recruiting services have a decent history of showing 5-star/4-star players finding future success.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If you look particularly at NFL players

Most of them were either 4 or 5 star recruits. Look at Ngata and Stewart, both 5-star guys who turned out great for Oregon and in the NFL.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

how many recruits do we and Or St get that are 4 and 5 stars? we seem to put quite a few players in the NFL.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon State is the exception

That proves the rule honestly. Riley is a great finder of hidden talent.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There it is.

I was waiting for the inevitable “Mike Riley. Oregon State. Stars don’t matter. Recruiting services suck.” conversation that takes place any time recruiting comes up.

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You almost sound tired of hearing that.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am

Its a great compliment and tribute to what Mike Riley and staff have accomplished so far, but it also is the only thing they get credit for

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yes and no

There’s an SI article that reviews the top 100 from every year since 06. Its interesting to see how many pan out. Its definitely not a science

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Link?

(I’ll have to check it later, work blocks SI.)

Doc Saturday actually shows the data and goes back further.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ill post it when i get home

Its pretty in depth. Good stuff

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It’s not perfect nor an exact science.

Anything where someone has to make a subjective choice can’t be.

Some kids have the physical talent, but they don’t go to the right school. Other kids just had better games, and they advertise themselves better than they really are (An heir of the “sometimes its better to be lucky than right” rule)

Heisman Winners (I don’t want to take the time to dig up the all-american list):
Ingram: 4-Star
Bradford: 3-Star
Tebow: 5-Star
Smith: 4-Star
Bush: 5-Star

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly (and I’ve seen some of the SI work on this topic) , that is a terrible way to look at it.

Everyone loves to point at the highly rated 5* kids that don’t work out. And that’s true. They don’t. But the fact is that the 5* kids have a much better shot at success that non lower rated, and it’s not even close.

It’s simply foolish to dismiss recruiting rankings simply because your team can’t perform in that area (I’m not saying you do that, but our furry friends from Corvallis get a hard-on by dissing them).

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

separating thousands of 17 yr old kids into groups 5 seems impossible. i’m always surprised how accurate they usually are. of course there will always be exceptions…

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont dismiss it at all

I think its a best shot guess at potential given what is known about the kids on the field. Of course they don’t always pan out but a 4 or 5 is more likely than a 2 or even 3 to be a stud

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You get a hard-on telling us they do matter and that Oregon State will never be anything until we get 5 stars.

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Still waiting for Riley to prove me wrong….

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

if bowl games don’t matter (which you state all the time), he already has

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How?

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

record during his tenure, NFL prospects. Bowl games seem to be the main difference in Oregon vs. Oregon State. Records during the Riley tenure are fairly comparable between the two over the long haul.

To me, the statement of “Oregon State will never be anything until we get 5 stars” has already been dismissed

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm inclined to agree with Dom somewhat

Oregon State has done a lot with what they have (though its not fair to compare Oregon and OSU’s records unless you factor in SOS, of which Oregon’s OOC is significantly higher).

But they’ll never touch elite without better recruiting.

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by David Piper on Jan 13, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing with the “done a lot with what they have”.

But they won’t achieve more without getting more to work with.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

How does this prove me wrong? He’s accomplished a lot.

I just don’t see OSU taking the next step (actual national attention, BCS berths) until they get more talent into the program.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that may be true but they are still in the top third of the Pac-10 even with those 1-2 star recruits. They may need to upgrade their recruiting classes to get more depth to become “elite” but to claim that OS isn’t anything because of it is irresponsible

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I took VD’s reference to “anything” to mean, a national player, top two in the Pac-10, as I believe we’ve had this discussion a million times, and I usually end it with something along the lines of “call me when Mike Riley makes the Holiday Bowl.”

They’ve obviously accomplished quite a bit.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me when he can get TO the Holiday Bowl.

Hey, that might be next year, since they’re taking the 3rd place Pac-10 team!

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

bowl games don’t matter remember? You can’t have it both ways. Either they matter and you can use the argument or they don’t and you can’t

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I have to clarify again? Bowl game results, outside of a few key exceptions, make no difference.

That’s why I included the word to in my previous statement. Because which bowl game you get to matters, because it’s a reflection of the regular season.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

it really doesn’t because tie breakers come into play all the time. Bowls pick and choose, especially with the Vegas and Emerald swapping picks. This year, Oregon State got semi-screwed because they win the last game, they go to the top bowl. They lost and went to the near last place bowl.

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, well, if you applied tiebreakers to the Pac-10 standings all the way down, OSU would have finished 3rd, yet again.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The original statement by VD was this:

You get a hard-on telling us they do matter and that Oregon State will never be anything until we get 5 stars.

You said this

Still waiting for Riley to prove me wrong….

They were playing for the conference championship just this last season in the last week. Riley has proved you wrong. They were playing for the conference championship last year going into the last game (and still might have gotten it had USC lost to UCLA that weekend). Riley has proved you wrong.

3rd place in the Pac-10 is Oregon State being something. If you don’t see that, then you dismiss their success along with our own over the same period be

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

How many times do I have to tell you?

Kelly should NOT have gone for the field goal there!

Wait…I think I’m doing this wrong.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This comment is overrated

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also subjective.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

On the last game, yes, but Oregon State really didn’t compete for the conference championship last year. They did not control their own destiny until the Civil War.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

not true. Oregon State controlled their destiny starting on October 18th when Stanford lost to UCLA giving them two conference losses

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanford beat UCLA…

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/ncf/teams/schedule?teamId=24&year=2008

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry if I misread that

I thought last year was referring to 2009, since we’re in 2010 now and the season is over.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to 2009 myself.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

to clear it up, my contention is that he’s been in line for the conference championship the last two years. It may have been a closer shave last year but 2008 was also there for him. The bottom line is that his team was there at the end when it mattered.

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of recruits did Cincinnati have last year? Is that relevant to the overall “how valuable are recruit ratings” discussion? Or have we moved on to the “Mike Riley will never get OSU over the mythical hump” discussion?

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OSU gets a huge advantage after the fact by facing Oregon last, so they can say they were in it til the end.

Mike Stoops in 2009 was a hell of a lot closer to reaching the Rose Bowl than Mike Riley has ever been.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Except of course, in 2008

Right? I don’t get how he was so much closer than Riley was in ’08….

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In the biggest game of the season for Stoops, where the Rose Bowl was essentially on the line, he took the Ducks to 2OT.

Riley lost by 4 scores.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The bottom line is that his team was there at the end when it mattered.

Not exactly… It was a “close but no cigar” in 2008. Losing the opener to Stanford hurt him a lot, and getting destroyed by Oregon (On the most important game of his collegiate coaching career) wasn’t exactly championship level.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly… It was a "close but no cigar" in 2008. Losing the opener to Stanford hurt him a lot, and getting destroyed by Oregon

They were there in the last game with the opportunity on the line

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by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Not to take away from that fact, but they definitely did not play like they had the opportunity on the line.

I wasn’t arguing against their accomplishments in 2008 – However, to compete consistently in the Pac-10, Riley needs to bring in better talent. His selective, under the radar recruiting will only take him so far.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

well aprx 1800 miles

i think that’s close to el paso anyway

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s 2008.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So they controlled their own destiny, and then lost to USC the next game? That isn’t competing for the conference championship.

And Stanford beat UCLA.

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they were playing for the conference championship, in the last week. I’m sorry, but I’m going to discount this a little since one of their hardest games of the season was in the last week. If Arizona or USC had beaten Oregon, they’d have won the Pac-10 title. So when the loss happens (when that’s just how the schedule falls) doesn’t mean a whole lot to me.

At the end of the day, Mike Riley has never finished better than 3rd in the conference. He’s been oh so close, but he just doesn’t have the depth or talent to get it done at the end of the day. And that’s a function of recruiting, and overall talent level in the program.

So, if by “anything” in VD’s comment, you take it to mean, “top two in the Pac-10,” well, no Mike Riley hasn’t proven me wrong. And that’s been my points for the past 3 years.

OSU has obviously been very successful, but I think they’ve hit their ceiling until they start recruiting better.

3rd place in the Pac-10 is Oregon State being something. If you don’t see that, then you dismiss their success along with our own over the same period be

I don’t dismiss anything of the sort. OSU has been FAR more consistent than Oregon over the past decade. But Oregon has also had much higher highs. Riley has done an outstanding job

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So, if by "anything" in VD’s comment, you take it to mean, "top two in the Pac-10," well, no Mike Riley hasn’t proven me wrong. And that’s been my points for the past 3 years.

Nothing I can say to this if that’s the metric you go by. I find it interesting that your interpretation just so happens to be just above the point OSU has been under Riley’s tenure.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been saying this since before the 2008 season. OSU had some good seasons, and I said that for me to take them seriously as a conference player, they had to do better than get to the Sun Bowl. They still haven’t done that, and overall talent in the program is to blame for that, IMO.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I will note that I have a lot more respect for Riley now than I did before 2008. He’s at least competing for Pac-10 titles now. But he still hasn’t ended up in the top 2 in conference. And I blame the talent level in the program.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay okay, here is the obligatory blame meme.

I blame the spread offense.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ropert's my patsy

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… those 5 star players would just cause OSU to have a terrible season…

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rivals

said the new rankings weighed heavily on the all american games… How can you completely scout a player on one game???

by Julio Nievas on Jan 13, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

the kid going to Dartmouth should be a 6* then.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he was friggin insane

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Because that is some of the only real competition these kids have seen their entire career. The coaches and scouts have a week to see how these kids look compared to their peers.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

small sample size

Never a good idea in any sport

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

GORBY

where were you last night!!!

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing with the kids and then playing Dominion with my wife and a couple friends.

I know, I know, my priorities are way off. I apologize. It won’t happen again.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

please make sure

its no fun having massively overblown arguments without you here :)

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That's sweet of you to say

I actually read through most of the Kiffin thread, but other than Tako’s O-VER-RA-TED chant (which I couldn’t help but support), I felt the most important stuff had already been said by the rest of you brilliant folks:

1) Kiffin’s a giant douche
2) But a good recruiter
3) Still, he’s a douche
4) But he’s also got some pretty good assistant coaches coming with…
5) DUDE!!! HE’S A DOUCHE!!
6) Right.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

more or less...

you forgot he’s a total douche though.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call. Kiffin’s a total douche.

My opinion, though, is that Kiffin and Orgeron are good enough recruiters to keep the talent flowing, and the assistant coaches are good enough that the talent will be put to good use. However, all of that is moot, because…(everyone say it with me):

Kiffin’s a douche!

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Give me a D!

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope he's still the coach in two years

so when he comes to autzen for the first time i can start a “You-are-a-douche” clap-clap-clapclapclap chant.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you under any influence today?

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by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no....?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, you just got rolled up.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

dude just cause i go to south eugene high school

….wait this isn’t helping my argument.

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

We just got a hold of it last week, and yes, it is awesome. We’ve tried a couple of the pre-set games so far, but I think next time we might try to go random and see how it works.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got the “Intrigue” expansion, and my buddy has Seaside, think about it 72 categories of cards, so freakin’ sick. the possibilities are endless.

by QuackinAK on Jan 13, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

We like to do the Random thing

But beware: you need to make sure that there is at least one group with extra actions, buys, or money otherwise the game will be really bogged down. So we do a random draw, and then figure out if we are deficient in a category and and either draft a replacement or role a 10 sided die to determine which category to replace.

by QuackinAK on Jan 13, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm, Dominion

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by AllSaintsDay on Jan 13, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for that, I'm giving you a curse.

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by AllSaintsDay on Jan 13, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn the witch!

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Witch is bad, but Sea Hag...

Each other player discards the top card of his deck, then gains a Curse card, putting it on top of his deck.

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by AllSaintsDay on Jan 14, 2010 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t gotten to play Seaside or Intrigue yet, although I think we might pick up Intrigue just so we have the option to play with 6 people.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 14, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Fricken Sea Hag

so freaking sick, and the torturer from intrigue.

by QuackinAK on Jan 14, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Duck Sports Authority

Says Owa has a new top 4, but I couldnt read it cause not a member

by coolconman on Jan 13, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Last I heard

It was still USC, Oregon, Oregon State and UCLA.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But added Nebraska.

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by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NE’s pipeline from NE Portland is getting annoying.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit!

I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 13, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Suh was his host for the Nebraska visit.

So yes he has.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Tennesse is getting hammered

They’ve lost five top recruits in the last 24 hours, none to USC as of yet though (and none list USC as in the running).

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by skywaker9 on Jan 13, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Bruce Feldman mentioned today that Hamilton (Tenn AD) told him the kids that were on campus for the 1st day of school technically already committed. so technically, they’d have to sit a year to transfer. wouldn’t be surprised if that was true or if the AD just made it up.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

im not sure its true

If there’s no LOI then they are simple students t the school and not bound to it. I’m not sure though

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 2:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

From what I heard, Orgeron was telling the kids not to go to class, because if they went to class, they were bound to Tennessee.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Luginbill

if you enroll as a full time student (12 hrs) it starts your “eligibility clock”. he also said if you don’t show up for class then it’s a gray area. which solves nothing.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe that Orgeron would lie to a player like that. What type of world are we living in?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 13, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously...

how does a student afford to move across country w/i days? i still dont know how every pays to go to 10 camps over the summer.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We said this last night

But I’m sure Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo, Rodney Guilliroy, or Matt Leinart’s dad could lend a helping hand.

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a large vehicle.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

or a house

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you are officially committed (in the truest sense) when you enroll. Most of the kids haven’t finished high school yet – unless they enrolled early.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

directed towards the early enrolless (sp?).

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently (according to ESPN)

It doesn’t count until you actually ATTEND a class, whether you are enrolled or not.

by QuackinAK on Jan 13, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And since alot of them don't take attendance

Say it with me “No, I didn’t go to class”.

Also, classes started today, so anyone who didn’t show up….I’d be worried about

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiffin at USC.

Kiffin was the recruiting coordinator for three years at USC during their heyday, and they had the best recruiting class in the nation all three years. He was also the offensive coordinator the year they broke a ton of offensive records and he had a higher winning percentage while calling the plays than Norm Chow did.

Not that I want him to repeat those numbers, but it seems foolish to disregard the part he played at USC during their best years.

by netminder82 on Jan 13, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Paying players and giving them houses certainly helps...

I’m speculating of course, but I think Kiffin was probably one of the dirtiest recruiters during that era.

by kolson82 on Jan 13, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Stephen Paea returning to OS for senior year. Via ESPN.

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by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

Smart decision

The strength of the defensive line in this year’s class is ridiculous, especially at DT. Paea is good, no doubt about it, but he would have fallen into 2-3 round territory. With another solid year, this all but assures him of going 1st round.

by The VD Special on Jan 13, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as he doesn’t get hurt, or punch someone one in Boise.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ok we've got another drunk here

how come AA hasn’t found this blog yet?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They probably have, but they’re too understaffed to be able to deal with this volume of alcoholics.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

put down the coors bryce

you’re among friends here

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Coors?

From my understanding, no reference of cheap poor kid pisswater beer is allowed on ATQ.

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

fine.

what is your drink of choice bryce?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

COORS?!?!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes Mr. Barker.

My pets are in fact neutered.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

oh really?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know you kept Shufelt as a pet

Zing!

I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 13, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ssssshhhh!

How the hell did you find out?

Be cool and don’t go around telling everyone, okay?

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

studded collar anyone?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

… I thought something felt different…

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you try this out?

S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-Y-B-A-L-L-S

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It's spelled

A-X-E-D-M-E-N-S-B-A-L-L-S

I call him Malcolm Arm-stud!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jan 13, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

C-H-3 and Matt-Dad-Dy

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

S-H-U-O-VER-RA-TED-F-E-L-T

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This was funny… But I just couldn’t make it work out. The winner is CaDuck.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s cool, I really was just going for the self-deprecating humor.

Now, your sig is a great double entendre. Is he neutered? Or is he heterosexual? The world may never know.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 14, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

WOO HOO

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by CaDuck on Jan 14, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And the winner

in the what lame ass nickname will BN give Lane Kiffin contest…….

Lame Kitten

cute.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jan 13, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

So, Since Lane is officially a Kitten...

You are saying that Bob Barker wants Lane Kiffin neutered?

I have no objection.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe Bob Barker should go back in time and neuter monte

then we wouldn’t even have this discussion!

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Not likely

Everyone knows Kiffin has no balls.

by JonathanPDX on Jan 13, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

You are right.

Orgeron’s will do just fine then

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah! They still have to compete against “Skip Belly”!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Still an all time classic!

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

When it comes to gametime however, I doubt it.

Who needs the pistol when you have the TaZeR? Kenjon Barner, the Ducks officially licensed tazer since 2009.

by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Kiffin's job

His assistants will handle that part

by Brian Floyd on Jan 13, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

oh! oh! oh!

he should neuter Monte’s Python!

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Here's my take on Hamm's vs. PBR

If you are really in to cheap beer, you drink Hamms.

If you a band-wagon 20-something trying to look cool, you drink PBR.

Sorry if I offended the 14 original drinkers of PBR, you know, before it got cool.

(ps why are Hamms Special Light and Hamms Golden Draft so hard to find?)
(pps besides in Bi-Mart)

by My Name is Bryce on Jan 13, 2010 4:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Consider me offended. I drink PBR for the taste, not for the style.

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 13, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

My god, man… Get some patience, before we all lose ours!

its spelled "S-h-u-t-t-h-e H e-l-l-U-p-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No I have not. I’m having trouble seeing your idea, send me a paragraph or two and we’ll talk.

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 13, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

aye aye captain

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If there's one thing I've learned here

Drink your beer in peace, have a good time with whatever you think is good, but for the love of Juju, DON’T MESS WITH PBR.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 13, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

PBR: the least ironic, ironic beer ever.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Then more power to you. It’s worth thirty cents to me to not drink Hamm’s.

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jan 13, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest,

When it comes down to dirt cheap beer, might as well go as cheap as possible I suppose.

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by CaDuck on Jan 13, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah its weird. its kind of a science.

Sometimes PBR is as cheap as Hamms, sometimes its Bucsh light. One time I bought a trunk load of Koakanee because it was a Grocery Outlet special.

by My Name is Bryce on Jan 13, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so its not the beer per se

so much as it is the booze?

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My 80-yr-old demented landlady when I lived in Eugene

used to send us up to the IGA for a six-pack of Hamm’s tallboys and a gallon of strawberry ice cream every Friday.

Needless to say, I’m naming the brewery I start when I retire after her.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why when the ducks win the national title at some point, that crystal football will be on display at the chambers St. Bi-Mart

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by axemen23 on Jan 13, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

well at least Kiffin started off by telling the truth in his first press conf…

oh wait…no he didnt.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 13, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

And I should care because....

Kiffin has some direct effect/influence/terrible impact on Oregon? Ok, some have said
this hire works out good for us, I see that. I’ve also read scumbag, asshole, douche, and obviously
to vol fans, not the most dependable of god’s creatures. All right, so he probably pulls
the wings off of butterflies or something in his spare time.

Lane Kiffin didn’t come to oregon, nor is he connected to oregon football in any way.

I think this horse is flogged enough.

by ochocokid on Jan 13, 2010 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

you should care because of USC’s perception nationally and where we are trying to get to as a program. You should also care because of the impact on recruiting. There is uncertainty surrounding two big opponents for Oregon next year (Tennessee and USC) and anything that weakens them betters our chances since we will be playing both of them in their house.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 13, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure he’s connected to Oregon football: his shady-at-best recruiting tactics are going to more directly affect us, since we tend to battle USC for more recruits than Tennessee, plus we get to see him every year (until he gets fired) instead of just the home-and-home with the Vols.

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

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by Takimoto on Jan 13, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Frankly,

I think discussion of Kiffin comprises about 25% of the thread. The rest is about OSU, some card game and beer.

by grimc on Jan 13, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Support votes, in decending order of emphasis:

1. Beer
2. OSU in non UO related situations
3. Card games
4. Laney

Oh, RAT FARTS!!!!!

by Bill Musgrave on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You only have card games below OSU because you’ve never played Dominion.

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If your fanbase doesn't do songs like this, maybe you need a new fanbase.

by AllSaintsDay on Jan 13, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true

Dominion is quite possibly the greatest game ever.

by QuackinAK on Jan 14, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a tossup, I have little passion for either.

I apologize for the confusion, let’s try this:

Beer – America, FUCK YEAH.
OSU – I’m not drinking any fucking merlot.
Card Games – How do you like them apples?
Laney – I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Hopefully that clears things up, very important.

Oh, RAT FARTS!!!!!

by Bill Musgrave on Jan 14, 2010 5:39 AM PST up reply actions  

what no lawn care tips?

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by axemen23 on Jan 14, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

"We'll go."

by DONALDUCK on Jan 15, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So our recruiting program is now going into a disasterous tailspin?
Don’t understand the uncertainty comment, because if what you say is true,
where’s the downside?
Hey, we’re always battling USC for recruits. Would that really change a whole
lot if it were anyone else but kiffin?
I’m not going to lose any sleep over the guy. And I think we’ll be able to beat
both these teams next year!

by ochocokid on Jan 13, 2010 11:35 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think anyone has claimed it was going into a tailspin. If anything, the popular consensus is that it will actually HELP recruiting, especially for this upcoming class. The uncertainty comment make references to coaching staffs in flux that again, should HELP us.

Just because there aren’t obvious downsides doesn’t mean you should care. You should care because of the positive developments

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jan 14, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

For me, the downside is because I think Kiffin was a blight in the SEC, and he’ll be no different Pac-10. He’s too old-school Neuheisel.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

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