Quack Fix: Deadspin weighs in on theft allegations & LeGarrette's turning heads in Mobile
There's only one week until Signing Day, but instead of focusing our collective energy on important things like which arbitrarily rated 17-year-old is going to sign a hypothetical contract that obligates him to nothing more than agreeing to attend our favorite university, we're wasting it on worrying about frat boys and their stolen Mac Books. Oh, the sacrifices we make to be sports fans. Here's your Morning Fix:
- Well, we don't really have any updates in the frat house theft. Police are still tight lipped. However, Chuck Hare, owner of Taylor's claims that Masoli was at his bar shortly after midnight on the night in question, and has video to back that up, which he's given to investigators. Taylor's is accross the street from the SAE house, however, so it's unclear how this fits with the rest of the details of the case.
- The crew at Deadspin weighed in on the Masoli/Embry theft allegations with their typical obnoxious yet hilarious prose. Somehow, Deadspin's perspective always makes me feel better. But the real entertainment comes in the comments, particularly this diamond in the rough referring to the laptop-theft victim: "Are his Dave Matthews Band CDs still safe?!" Ha! That's high comedy. And yes, they are. Allegedly.
- The R-G's Rob Moseley is reporting that Oregon kicker Rob Beard is recovering well and could be released from the hospital by tomorrow.
- With only a week to go until Signing Day, the rumors are flying about who's going to end up where. The Ducks are still in the mix for a number of top recruits. However, it appears another has fallen off that list. The Portland Tribune reports Owamagbe Odighizuwa has now replaced Oregon with Oregon State on his final three. I haven't been terribly upset about losing any of these top recruits so far, but Owa hurts a little more, mostly because he's a local kid, and the Ducks' biggest need right now is at defensive line. After losing Dominique Easley to Florida, Owa was the only consolation. Then again, it'll hurt a lot more if he ends up a Beaver. On the good news side, meet future Oregon running back Dontae Williams. And 5* RB Lache Seastrunk is announcing his college choice today.
- ESPN.com's Ted Miller is revisiting his offseason list of the top 30 Pac-10 players, and coming in at No. 28 is Oregon defensive end Kenny Rowe. My guess is there are many more Ducks on the list, but we'll have to wait and see as he rolls the list out throughout the week.
- LeGarrette Blount's draft stock may be on the rise if the early coverage from the Senior Bowl is any indication. Ed Dickson is also taking part, and according to Miller, is looking good despite a dropped pass yesterday.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below. GO DUCKS!
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Gabe King
Does anyone know the official status of Gabe King? Do we still have a chance or are we still even pursuing him?
I think we're pretty much done with Gabe King
he’ll end up at Cal.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
What I heard was there would be a slight chance of some recruiting violation if he signed up, because I think who he is staying with is associated with the university.
To avoid that possible violation, they pulled his offer.
But someone can correct me if they desire.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
There are a number of rumors about why the Ducks pulled his offer (which is the standard rumor right now).
However, there is this.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
We stopped recruiting him.
Which all but assures that he will be a Bear.
Kenjon Barner in a DNA helmet. 'Nuff said.
How Long
Odd the article doesnt say how long Masoli stayed at Taylors…was it from shortly after 12 to close? Or did he stay for like a half hour and bolt?
this is what I was thinking. The call log from the police said the call came in at 12:58. I’m not sure if the victim made the call but if he did, you figure he did so after he allegedly chased down Embry. Saying Masoli was at Taylor’s shortly after midnight may in fact give evidence that Masoli was in the area at the time depending on when he left the bar.
It all depends on the timing of the actual theft and not the police call log. He could have just walked over to the frat from the bar after leaving Taylors.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Can you imagine how many fingerprints they’ll find in a frat house?
by westspec on Jan 27, 2010 7:53 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
insert “lots of genetic material” joke here
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Wolfard has said
that he’d seen Masoli and Embry at the house before, so fingerprints aren’t going to prove anything. EPD cops, still pathetic after all these years.
So what is everyone else going to do at 2:15 today?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:05 AM PST reply actions
you mean 1:15? i'll be taking a chem final thank you very much :P
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Classic axemen move.
Textbook lack of intellectual execution there.
Kenjon Barner in a DNA helmet. 'Nuff said.
I'll be hearing a commitment from our newest running back.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
So does lache have an announcement time set or anything?
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umm if the ceremony is at 4:15 in texas
is that not 1:15 here?
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hmm well i'm 0-2 so far on the day
time to continue jacking up random thoughts from 30 ft until one goes in and i can strut around like a madman midget
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You’re making me feel better and better everyday about losing the jersey contest. So there’s that.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
well i plan on wearing said sacred jersey on saturday
i kinda feel obligated to
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
Less jacking, and more thinking. You could go far.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
by JConant on Jan 27, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
woah, I had no idea TX was in the middle of the country.
Thanks JT. Gah 2:15 is so far away
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
Indiana is the same way. It’s incredibly irritating if you live in Chicago or Michigan.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
otherwise know as
“lets find the stupidest fucking system we can find and go with that”
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
You know you’re desperate as a state when two of the things your famous for are 4H and not having daylight savings time.
The UO Sports Dude.com
by UOSportsDude on Jan 27, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
I come in peace! 
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by UOSportsDude on Jan 27, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
So does Arizona.
Counties in Indiana can have different time zones. The east time zone has slowly taken over most of the state though. It’s migrated over the years. Once upon a time, the counties decided if they observed daylight savings individually. So the time could differ up to 4 hours within the state. But they recently passed legislation that made the whole state observe it.
With Arizona, most of the state doesn’t observe daylight savings. Hawaii doesn’t observe it at all.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
And in Alaska
We observe it for no reason at all because even in southern Alaska we only get 5 hrs of daylight in the winter. Also Eastern Oregon has a section in the Mountain time zone due to it’s proximity to (gasp) Boise.
and that gets the obligatory
fuck Boise.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 27, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Reverse reply fail AND picture fail?!?
You need more sleep.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Wait…
I just realized that tinypic is blocked at work. According to them, it’s also a porn site.
I have no idea if you pic failed.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
I tried to make some using a photo of amanda in spandex shorts
but i ran out of time
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Isn't everyone is Alaska either an Ice Road Trucker, a Deadliest Catch or a Palin?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
And Uncle Phil
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 27, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
Hawaii too
AFAIK.
Daylight savings time is retarded. What is the exact point?
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 27, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
Depends on who you ask.
Some say it is for farmers, others for energy conservation, but some people think its for spending money at the mall. (Apparently a study has shown that people are more willing to go shopping when there is still daylight out.)
I hear about a new reason every year.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
I always heard the one about farmers, but
a) Why would a farmer care about the time of day? The cow needs milkin’ when the cow needs milkin’.
b) Seventy years ago when we had a more agrarian economy, sure. But now the vast majority of farming is industrial.
I’ll buy the one about spending when it’s daylight, even though it’s way after the fact.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 27, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
Many years ago, farmers needed as much time as needed to do chores and cultivate crops. Can’t really do a lot of it in the dark. So time zones changed to maximize daylight hours for farmers
by westspec on Jan 27, 2010 9:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Differ up to 4 hours? How?
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 27, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
Differ isn’t the correct term, sorry.
I should have said there could be up to 4 different time zones, 3 different times, and a phone call could have a difference of 2 hours.
CST > GMT -6
CDT > GMT -5
EST > GMT -5
EDT > GMT -4
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Why can't we have one national time zone?
Think of it. It’s 9:24 here right now. It could be11:54 here AND in New York.
How much difference would it really make?
East Coast Bias could be eliminated by rule.
everything is history, eventually.
Over here in NY I love being in the eastern time zone. I used to hate pacific time how I would miss parts of games bc I was at work. But whenever the Ducks play a night game I have to stay up really late to watch it.
by westspec on Jan 27, 2010 9:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
If you have sattelite TV
(since all the national channels are on East Coast feed) you get Girls gone wild commercials at 6 pm in Alaska. The bonus though is the Daily Show at 6 pm!.
WTF? I'm not on the east coast?
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, that really has me confused.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
Somebody needs to photoshop that map for "axemen's world".
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck Photoshop, axemen's mind doesn't work that high functioning

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Jan 27, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 16 recs
if i could rec this from my phone i would
by Brian Floyd on Jan 27, 2010 8:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I had time to think it over before I got back to a computer
It still deserves a rec, in fact I want a “rec it a million times” button.
by Brian Floyd on Jan 28, 2010 12:13 AM PST up reply actions
I feel like I need to make new accounts to rec this multiple times.
My favorite part is the question mark square.
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 27, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe the best ATQ comment of all time
fan-fucking-tastic. Bravo.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Takimoto is my favorite visual artist / graphics poster.
Trumpetduck is very good too. Different style, more realism.
Ok, it’s a tie.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
Amazing.
I halfway want to just never post again, because everything I could ever say would never amount to this.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Like Google Maps with dementia.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Like Google Maps only wearing a helmet and riding a short bus
I support the calls to fire Matt Daddy
Addicted to Quack
Allow me to toot my own horn...
but I’m really proud of my Idaho. That was the first try too! Texas took me like four tries and a peek at a map.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
16
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Anyone else curious if they move Curtis White to DE now?
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:12 AM PST reply actions
playing DE/TE is NOT a choice!
its something your born with!
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by axemen23 on Jan 27, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No
we’ve still got Isaac Remington and Tony Washington, and could get Bjoern Werner. I think we’ll hold up okay for another year.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Don't forget that we play UCLA tomorrow in pink uniforms
how much are we going to lose by?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I never have a hunch that we are going to win a basketball game
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Can they at least score some points ala the ladies?
UCLA and the Beavs have already determined that first to 40 wins.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
Wearing these uniforms guarantees us making the sports talk shows. No one will make fun of the unis bc that wouldn’t be pc. But everyone will think about how awful they look.
by westspec on Jan 27, 2010 9:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Recruiting is like a tootsie pop
It starts out all sweet and then you get to the end and guys start turning you down and you’re like Why the hell is there a tootsie roll in the middle of this thing? WTF!?!
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:22 AM PST reply actions
or
you get to the middle and, oh wait, what’s this? A delicious candy center, what a surprise. Yes Diante Jackson you can come to Oregon. Bam
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
Thats only the blowpops and you get the gum
I can chew on this for a good 15 minutes before it turns rock hard
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
only locker likes blowpops
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by axemen23 on Jan 27, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Locker needs to become a satanist
And become the anit-Tebow
His win/loss record is already the opposite of Tebow’s
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
and with that comment, you have totally redeemed yourself for the day. rec’d
I support the calls to fire Matt Daddy
Addicted to Quack
Remington will play some backup
Washington, probably won’t play much. We don’t need guys to have an impact next year. Next year is taken care of. The worries about D-line depth really don’t project for a year or two.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Washington still needs to fill out and gain some muscle
I blame Myles Wade for all this
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
I blame the spread offense
Basically, if we don’t land Werner, it means we need to go after JUCO guys next year that can contribute right away and won’t need a year to bulk up.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
We had a whole bunch of DT’s in last years class that we haven’t heard of. If the coaching staff likes how they’re progressing, we won’t have to do that.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yeah
suppossedly Taylor Hart has really bulked up and looked great in practice.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
The thing is, unless we get elite DT’s, I’m confident in Azzinaro’s ability to get the best out of these average guys.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Who put a hex on the D Line?
High School recruiting anyways
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
we'll be fine
When you go after the big fish like Easley and OO, you’re going to get burned a fair share of times. Just stay the course, and you get your share of them eventually.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I dont know
How many didn’t even make grades even after we got them?
Smells hexy
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Anyone Know
Where we can watch the Seastrunk announcement online?
There usually is a local feed that gets passed around online.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
look at that list
What school doesn’t belong? How much money is Memphis offering the kid?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Memphis got some running back coach from LSU.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
terry porter. Great southern recruiter. He and orgeron used to go head to head a lot when O was at ole miss
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well you look at some schools like louisiana-monroe getting 3 star recruits
so its not impossible
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
LeGarrette Blount reportedly talking with Eagles
http://draftbreakdown.com/senior-bowl-blog-tuesday
And Dickson seems to be impressing scouts too
From McShay’s Senior Bowl Day 3 blog
North team
• We liked Oregon TE Ed Dickson’s hands coming in but he’s taking it to another level today and catching everything thrown at him.
• Oregon RB LeGarrette Blount is catching the ball well but he still looks stiff in the passing game. He has to prove he can contribute in that area to boost his stock.
Ducks - 2009 Pac 10 Champs
Chargers - 2009 AFC West Champs
Things could be much worse, I could be a fuskies & Broncos fan.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions
Oregon Gridiron.com
If you haven’t checked it out lately, they got all sorts of videos up.
Also, they should have some spiffy coverage of signing day, a mere one week away!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Another Link
http://football.realgm.com/src_twelfthwriter/52/20100126/tuesday_senior_bowl_notes_(north)/
Dickson looks impressive…Canfield not so much
Same QB that couldn’t hit his open receiver on a 15 yard out on the biggest throw of the year. Our first team Pac-10 QB everyone!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Oregon State QB Sean Canfield threw a perfect pass…to Falcons GM Tom Dimitroff, who was standing 5 yards out of bounds. The intended receiver was Dickson, who was wide open on a nice out route. Dimitroff has some seriously nice brown leather shoes.
Ducks - 2009 Pac 10 Champs
Chargers - 2009 AFC West Champs
Things could be much worse, I could be a fuskies & Broncos fan.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
He can't bring himself to throw to a Duck
Apparently.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Rose Bowl missed opportunities?
“The safeties are largely unimpressive, especially in coverage. The tight ends consistently got free and the recovery speed was lacking. Ohio State’s Kurt Coleman showed real trouble making a hard cut and got torched by Oregon’s Ed Dickson on a pattern. Dickson nicely turned the route deep and caught a great throw from Tony Pike for an easy score.”
How do you get the quote in the blue box?
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
Just like this.
"The safeties are largely unimpressive, especially in coverage. The tight ends consistently got free and the recovery speed was lacking. Ohio State’s Kurt Coleman showed real trouble making a hard cut and got torched by Oregon’s Ed Dickson on a pattern. Dickson nicely turned the route deep and caught a great throw from Tony Pike for an easy score."
How do you get the quote in the blue box?
(hit the quote button, copy your text you want in the box and paste it between the blockquote tags)
everything is history, eventually.
Does Chip Kelly fall asleep at night dreaming about..
LMJ, Seastrunk, Barner, and Lowe all in the game at the same time? Who’s the running back and/or wide receiver? Who cares if you can run fast !
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions
not to mention
as the defense goes to tackle those guys, Masoli is standing with the ball in the end zone!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
makes sense
According to Wolfard Hoodrat, Masoli has to have some mad teleporter skills.
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Only if he's 3rd level warlock
And he took it as his Utility Power.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
First he has to use Intimidating Shout.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
And win three rounds of rock-paper-scissors
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 28, 2010 4:52 AM PST up reply actions
I have to laugh about the Oden Penis thing
because I got banned from Blazersedge for making a post and a poll about which Blazer I wanted to see naked. It looks like millions of people agree with me about the vote being for Oden.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 9:58 AM PST reply actions
I'm no Blazers fan
So I haven’t been over there. But who has the gigantic stick up his ass that bans you for being the least bit sarcastic or cynical? Is that place run by The Party?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I thought it was funny
childish yes, but honest too.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Didn't you get banned before?
But seriously, I’ve been making jokes all day and no one cares.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
No this was around last June or July when I made the post
I must have the gift of forsight.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
I still think there is an “L” in your name. Creepy how the brain works :-)
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
honestly, if you're famous..
why would you even think about sending anyone a naked picture of yourself… oh greg.
I have to say, the reaction of Blazers fans is basically "meh"
Trust me, after the Jail Blazer era, we have a sense of perspective. A similar incident in that era would have involved a sex video, lots of drugs and guns, and probably dog fighting.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am proud of Greg
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
He learned from the Tiger scandal
And got ahead of the story.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Not the first and won't be the last
Santonio Holmes, Chris Cooley, there’s plenty of famous dongs floating around the internet.
by Brian Floyd on Jan 27, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
But definately the largest
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Who says the Blazers have an injured big man?
He looks healthy to me.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was telling my dad about the Oden pictures and how huge his dong is and he simply responded:
“Was there a splint on it?”
I wanted to click the proverbial rec button on that comment.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
generational thing. If my dad said something like that to me, I would burst into flames, die, and then burst into flames again
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Millions of people spontaneously combust every year, it's just not widely reported.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Jan 27, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d for a well-placed Spinal Tap reference
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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the concept predates Spinal Tap..
“Oh, mother, don’t be sentimental.. People explode every day.”
everything is history, eventually.
Forgot about that sketch, that’s a good one.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Always wanted a penguin like that.
Here’s my personal favorite, Starring axeman23 as Mr. Gumby, Musgrave as the brain specialist, Takimoto as the brain surgeon, and yours truly as the anesthesiologist.
The part of the nurse was played by Keith Becker.
everything is history, eventually.
I didn’t even have to watch the video to laugh at that.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Gaddamt I miss Monty Python.
I laughed all the way through that. Poor axe, has to deal with us bumbling idiots.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 28, 2010 6:01 AM PST up reply actions
It's okay
He doesn’t know what’s going on. His persona on this site has devolved into Matt Damon from Team America at this point.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
correction, BWAAIIIN
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 28, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
My dad is funnier than your dads.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
Except, that was funny, good job Quinn's Dad.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, well, my dad could kick your dad’s ass.
Because your dad would be scared shitless that a zombie was kicking his ass.
everything is history, eventually.
Not sure, I think he'd have a pretty good joke about it.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
My dad could steal your dad’s projector and not get caught from behind
I support the calls to fire Matt Daddy
Addicted to Quack
You are the spawn of Al Davis!!??
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Remene Alston + Kenaon Lowe + ...
foresight or foreskin?
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by UOSportsDude on Jan 27, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Defensive Tackles
On the DT front, on the ESPN 150 Watch List, there is a DT out of Springfield. You’d have to think we’d be all over that. Although he goes to Thurston, so he’s probably a Beaver fan.
If he’s like the kids I’ve known from Thurston, chances are he’ll be at LCC working on his GED in a few years. Curb your enthusiasm.
everything is history, eventually.
Ken Goe has a few comments on Jeremiah Masoli, and comes to the conclusion we have.
The former prosecutor said Masoli’s presence in the house proves nothing and, without additional evidence, there is little upon which a case against him could be built.
The former prosecutor said if he were Masoli attorney, he would advise him to remain quiet.
Sounds like Masoli and Embry have had good council so far.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
yep
The idiots like Canzano who are bitching at them for not talking just know that it makes a neat headline but have no legal knowledge whatsoever.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 27, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
And we all know Clownzano
Loves nothing more than bashing UO.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
well, bashing the Blazers
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 27, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
But he ocassionally says nice things about them
Every single column about us, even after we win, is always negative in some way.
Just look at his columns before the Rose Bowl.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Never ever talk to the media.
They will quote you out of context and/or cut the video to make a different point. Never do it.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
I’m still not sure why he shouldn’t tell them exactly what happened. If he was there doing nothing, he should tell the police that. If he was there stealing stuff, he should tell the police that. I mean, isn’t that the right thing to do?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
what are the chances that he actually was involved?
my apologies for not being well informed, but does it look bad for masoli? it’s been a while since i got me some quack, and that’s a shame, really.
Not really
Evidence is sketchy at best. Embry MAY, repeat MAY, have done something with a projector but even that will be hard to prove.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Pretty much the only evidence we have is the victim's
Which is uncorroborated. The only item this guy even allegedly saw either of the players with was a projector, the other things were missing when he returned to his room and he made an assumption that they stole them. No evidence, we don’t go farther.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
No.
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Even with good intention to prove your own innocence, what you say can be twisted. They are master manipulators, by training.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
But isn’t honesty, you know, the RIGHT thing to do? I’m not talking about proving innocence. I’m talking about being honest.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Honestly doesn’t require openly talking. Not talking isn’t doing the wrong thing
Talk to a lawyer first. The only thing you should say to the police is your identity (They legally can require you to say this), and that you want your legal council before you’ll say anything else.
This should be required watching for every person in America
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
I don’t even see how they are at odds.
Not talking isn’t cheating, defrauding, deceptive, or lying.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
There are countless instances where “honesty” has led to injustice and false convictions.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Honesty doesn’t empower nor deny the privilege of talking.
I would argue, though likely semantically, that it wasn’t honesty that led to injustice or false convictions, but ill-advised talking.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Justice>>>>>>>>Horatio Caine
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Note: that’s justice pointing at Horatio Caine and going “He’s awesome!”
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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Back in my previous life as a campaign worker
I only talked to the media when I got assurances I would be an unnamed source and even then rarely.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Lol!
I may have ignored you in my previous life!
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
I got tired of looking for a job every six months
So I switched to Public Administration. Granted I’m only 28 so its not much of a previous life.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Meet another Oregon recruit:
Bryan Bennett. I’m really excited about him. He’s tall, has some speed, and throws really well. Should be a perfect fit for our system.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Dont forget Hroniss Grasu
teammate of Mr. Bennett.
by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
His brothers our kicker
I would’ve liked to have him
by Brian Floyd on Jan 27, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Rickert, community blogger
is staying quiet in lieu of 2:15.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions
Rickert has been awfully quiet the past few days. Like to hear his take on Owa and King, but no dice.
Hopefully we land Seastrunk
And Bob will perk up again
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I’m tired of the Masoli/Justice/Red vines talk…
What’s everyone think of the new iPad?
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and yes, I am just killing time until Seastrunk decides to go to Florida
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It’s a tablet.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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underwhelmed
I already have an iPhone, don’t really need a supersized one. However,
+nice form factor
+great battery life
-no usb
-still no Flash capability
What I was really hoping for was that it could be used as a second, portable monitor for my MBP. If that was possible, I would’ve been all over it.
It’s really not that much better than any of the smartphones out, and it doesn’t do anything that a laptop won’t.
About the only real advantage would be the 10 hours of battery life that they claim, which would be pretty slick for long plane rides. So, definitely not worth the price tag.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
price tag is only $500. comparable to most cheaper laptops.
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Im underwhelmed
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know if I could see myself needing one, though it looks cool, and I’m a corporate whore.
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Don't care.
That little Apple logo is always at least quarter of the cost.
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 27, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
You mean this one?
I thought this had been out for a while.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Jan 27, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like epic fail to me, but it won't be, because it's an Apple and therefore immune
Heavy.
No multitasking.
No SMS.
No camera.
No Flash, so, no Hulu.
Apparently, it’s essentially an iPod Touch that won’t fit in your pocket.
There. I too have contributed to Apple’s seemingly endless Fountain of Free Publicity.
everything is history, eventually.
Since when does SI.com have a time machine?!? Awesome!
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Fuck!
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
A source close to Lache Seastrunk tells SI.com the Temple, Texas running back will verbally commit to Oregon Wednesday afternoon.
Considered one of the nation’s top running back recruits, Seastrunk was originally considered a USC lock. But the departure of former Trojans head coach Pete Carroll led Seastrunk to re-consider his options. The source said Seastrunk settled on Oregon in early January, around the time he played in the U.S. Army All-American Bowl.
Seastrunk, a top five national running back recruit, also considered Auburn, LSU and Memphis, but settled on Oregon because of the comfort he felt during his official visit and the fine football facilities in Eugene, the source said. The prospect for early playing time was also a factor.
Seastrunk recorded 1,085 all-purpose yards this fall. He has fantastic hips and perhaps the best footwork of anyone in the class of 2010. He is also a talented receiver out of the backfield with under-appreciated hands.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 12:29 PM PST reply actions
Greg Oden has fantastic...nevermind
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
If we keep bringing in running backs like this...
Chip Kelly is going to start swapping them in for O-linemen. You know it’ll bug the shit out of him to have crazy speed sitting on the bench, even if it’s just for one play.
by JonathanPDX on Jan 27, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
For one year, yeah, he will probably redshirt…
But after that, I doubt he’ll just sit on the sidelines.
By the way, he has one of the most standout smiles.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Just imagine
Masoli takes the snap, Thomas is in the backfield, James is in motion towards Seastrunk who’s lined up just off the line. Masoli pitches to Thomas who throws a screen to James but, wait, he’s cocking his arm back to throw and Maehl is streaking to the endzone uncovered!
Whistles blow and a scream is heard, everyone looks up in confusion to see the other teams defensive coordinator hurtling himself through the glass window in the box and down into the stands below.
Can't wait to try it out in NCAA 11.
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 27, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Link please? (gotta include a link when you copy/paste)
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/ncaa/01/27/seastrunk-oregon/index.html
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
MCD with the assist.
Question is, how are you at playin’ the point?
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Actually…I played PG for the Marine Corps Basketball Team in 2002.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Also, back in high school, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, IF we get Seastrunk (notice the big if)
What does this mean for Barner? Our third string guy (Alston) last year got very few reps. With LMJ getting better and our need to continue to feed him the ball and even if we red shirt Lache, does he sit or get as many reps as Alston did last year two years from now? Not to mention we’re also getting Williams this year too.
Does it make sense to move Barner to DB and make him a special team threat and DB? What are the options?
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Wildcat spread option with the pitch man in the slot
3 RB on the field at one time. In other words, Kelly can get ridiculous with his offense
Barner is an interesting player
I think his main role will be as a return specialist. With him you dont get the same inside tough running as LMJ because his is so thin (especially in the hips) and because well there is only one LMJ. Im sure Kelly will find ways to get all three of his talented and similiarly built RB’s in there.
Seastrunk though is absolutely built for the TZR position. He is in many ways a combination of RB and WR ala Percy Harvin. He is a huge get for Oregon.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
He may also be an ocassional back
To keep LMJ from getting pounded too much.
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It seems we have an agreement
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Barner becomes a change of pace and kickoff return guy extroardinare
I would guess.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Does it make sense to move Barner to DB and make him a special team threat and DB? What are the options?
With all the DBs we’re bringing in this year, doubtful. I think he stays in that and starts to develop the TZR role more, along with Lowe and others. One thing that became apparent when LMJ went down in the Rose Bowl is just how little depth we had at those positions. It really hurt our offense to not be able to have to speedy backs on the field at the same time.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Can you imagine Jeff Maehl at safety?
Im sure he would have tried to gain some more weight but geesh.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Redshirt this year?
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
We still desperately need a power back.
We spent all year last year without one and having a power back wasn’t the reason we lost the Rose Bowl
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
It could be argued that our power back cost us the Rose Bowl
Although I think Masoli is just as guilty on that one, just saying
Nope, the reason we lost was we shouldn’t have tried a 45 yard FG
/let chaos ensue
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Yeah
but its the difference between being really good and really really good. A power back adds a whole other dimension to the offense
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
this
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."-Pablo Picasso
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
But an argument could be made for the power back being the reason why we GOT to the Rose Bowl.
The play was called, coaches thought Blount was best suited for the play, he goes out, and we get a vital TD.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Jan 27, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Im not saying LMJ is a power back
but good lord he can break some tackles and perform miracles running inside.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Fixed
The play was called, coaches thought Blount was best suited for the play, he goes out, and we get avital TDtidal VD.
I'm confused when he is announcing.
I heard 2:15 from here, but SI says the announcement will come at 5pm (CST), making that 3PM. HELP! and PANIC!!
by SeattleDucks on Jan 27, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Lots of supposedly decent backs haven't got many snaps at Oregon.
And, sometimes you don’t really want them to get snaps — because it means you’re snakebit with injuries (and there’s a reason they are 5th string).
Remember Derien Latimer? All-world coming out of Colorado. Really only had one great game as a starter for us, and that was late in the ’98 season after Droughns tore up his ankle vs UCLA.
Or, going back farther, look at Kevin Willhite.
The good ones will rise to the top.
everything is history, eventually.
SI is reporting Lache is a Duck.
An offensive rebound in paragraph form. -Mr. Golliver
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 27, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions
link
An offensive rebound in paragraph form. -Mr. Golliver
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 27, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
stupid...
can i delete my comment so i don’t look like a ’tard?
lame@$$.
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by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 27, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
A ruh-tard?
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
Yup. They put that up a couple hours ago. It’s posted in comments above too. He is having the press conference now but I can’t find a link to it.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 27, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Earlier reported
Not going to relax til he puts on the hat in front of the cameras.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
SI is reporting Lache is a Duck
Can’t believe no one has mentioned this yet.
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It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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you tard.
Pay attention!
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by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 27, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions

It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
It’s spelled “S-I-I-S-R-E-P-O-R-T-I-N-G-L-A-C-H-E-I-S-A-D-U-C-K-F-E-L-T”
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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Its official
Lache Seastrunk just verbally committed to Oregon.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Remember: It's Lache pronounced "LAKE".
SHoulda known all along. Lakes love ducks after all. And vice-versa.
everything is history, eventually.
still practicing. LaChe.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
It's Spanish for "The Che"
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Jan 27, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
LaLache?
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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Suck it Auburn and LSU
sorry Memphis
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by My Name is Bryce on Jan 27, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions
auburn and lsu can fuck themselves
memphis gets the kiddy prize. oh yeah btw
WE GOT A 5* RUNNING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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locker likes blowpops remember
maybe i’ll ask him for advice
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
wait you won the jersey contest, know Rob Moseley, Gabe King and Jake Locker?
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no but i have a friend who works in the UW athletic department come to think of it...
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Used to, Hedges took it with her to the third ring of hell.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 27, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
Gross.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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You won the jersey contest.
And you know Rob Moseley. You can do anything.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Jan 27, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I was going to make a homoerotic joke, but this is much better… rec’d
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dude idk
I think it was oregon until the possibility of NCAA issues arose. then cal came back in.
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I think there’s too much other info floating around. This probably just means he’ll be in blue and gold instead of whatever dumbass colors USC wears.
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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Quick!
Everyone post a link without checking to see if it is already in the thread you’re posting in.
Thank you!
-Department of Redunancy Department
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Jan 27, 2010 2:29 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I heard we’ve got a good shot at landing this guy.
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by Takimoto on Jan 27, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
*redundancy
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Jan 27, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
*reduncancy
It's spelled "T-H-E-I-M-P-A-C-T"
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by Takimoto on Jan 27, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
*reducing
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 27, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d for Firesign Theatre reference.
(But docking 1/2 rec point for mispeling “redundancy”)
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Jan 27, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec light
we don’t talk about light beer around here
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