I once saw Haloti Ngata sack Stanford's Trent Edwards by pushing two offensive lineman on top of him (True).
I, like most of you, have watched Hal's career progress with the Ravens since his swan song at Oregon. And he still amazes with his freakish blend of athleticism and Man/Mountain size. During his time here, it seemed at times he was superhuman, and that some of the stories you might tell might seem larger than life, like the aforementioned SNL character of old. So I'll start off with a couple, and can't wait to hear your stories, both real and imagined.
Haloti Ngata's helmet is so big his kids use it as a wading pool (Unconfirmed).