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Quack Fix: Oregon ranked #1 for first time in school history

I'm not Matt Daddy, so I'm excited about our new ranking. But that doesn't mean the Ducks can rest on their laurels:

Got any other links or quack to share? Leave it in the comments. GO DUCKS!

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Is there a way for CaDuck to jinx the #1 ranking jinx?

Pictorially speaking, of course.

My name is Cliff Harris, and I’m here to lock shit down.

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Jinx UCLA so we win and stay number one. No reason to tempt fate by braking to cycle.

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by trumpetduck on Oct 18, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bruins Nation

I recommend taking a look at UCLA’s blog. It’s pretty entertaining to see how much they are dreading Thursday night.

by IslanderDuck on Oct 18, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah

they really know what they have coming

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post after post

about how much they suck and just exactly how we are going to mangle them, and which body parts will end up where on the field. Pretty amazing.

by IslanderDuck on Oct 18, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

BCS computer crap:

“The Sagarin Ratings have the Ducks at No. 2. Another computer tabulation — the “Wolfe” — rates Stanford (9) ahead of Oregon (11) despite the Ducks beating the Cardinal 52-31 on Oct. 2."

From Ted Miller
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/14628/oregon-no-2-in-first-bcs-standings

KU fans-how I hate thee!

by quack785 on Oct 18, 2010 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

“The Wolfe” = Jon Wilner.

KU fans-how I hate thee!

by quack785 on Oct 18, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday I was browsing pollspeak.com, which gives you the opportunity to vote on if an AP voter is good or bad.

On Wilner’s page, it only gave me the option to vote “Bad.” He’s so bad that pollspeak won’t even let people try and say he’s a good voter.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 18, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey,

How did axemen get a hold of Jared’s account?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Oct 18, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same way SB Nation got mine

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The Wolfe” = jon Wilner Jon Wimpner

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Oct 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he isn't serious

From David Ubben, the ESPN BigXII blogger:

Which brings us to Oklahoma. The Sooners rank third in the coaches’ poll and fourth in the Harris poll, but the grueling nonconference schedule and a spotless 6-0 record have the Sooners on top.

Apparently playing Utah State, Air Force (who just lost to SDSU), Cincy and Florida State is absolutely grueling. Well, maybe compared to K-State.

by SeattleDucks on Oct 18, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, maybe not grueling,

but relatively tough. Tougher than ours, even if we had hung on to central Michigan.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 18, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a pretty decent OOC schedule. Utah State should have been a walkover, but they’re turning out to be a bit better than that. The other three are all decent, and Florida State is looking good other than crapping the bed against OU. OU certainly had a much harder OOC schedule the we did.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

More grueling than ours

But barely beating Utah State, Air Force and Cincy hardly qualifies as an impressive resume.

by westspec on Oct 18, 2010 9:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can't express how how good it is to hear that Kenjon is on his feet and able to be around the team.

In light of the Eric LeGrand story from the weekend, I’m thankful for Kenjon’s status and that it doesn’t happen more. Hopefully there will be some good news about LeGrand in the coming weeks.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Oct 18, 2010 8:11 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like it
1. Oregon: The Ducks are No. 1. In the nation. Only for the first time ever. By the way, the correct Shakespearean reference is “Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.”

from Ted Miller’s power Rankings

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Oct 18, 2010 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh Ted,

You’re so worldly.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Oct 18, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is your date stamp red?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Oct 18, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

no idea, its not on my page

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Oct 18, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. I just finished reading King Henry IV about 5 months ago.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 18, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t read that one yet. I just bought 3 other books that I’m going to power through first.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 18, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, if AtQ has devolved into talking about our favorite Shakespeare historicals,

I’m really moving on to the Martha Stewart blog. Besides, you imbeciles, how can you sit there and completely ignore the greatness of Richard III?

A HORSE. A HORSE. HIS KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!

My name is Cliff Harris, and I’m here to lock shit down.

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have HV and HVI before I get to Richard III. I read the collegiate abridge version of Richard III. It was about 30 pages.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Miller started it.

And if you think Richard III is better than Henry V, you hold your manhood cheap.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As cold as any stone.

My name is Cliff Harris, and I’m here to lock shit down.

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

These computer rankings, what can I say??

it is a tale
     Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
     Signifying nothing.

by gamedaytribe on Oct 18, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, Faulkner.

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 18, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna go out on a limb

and guess ASD knew that; Faulkner’s ‘Sound and the Fury’ was literally a tale (mostly) told by an idiot, and in Faulkner’s usual overwhelmingly depressing way, signified nothing.

My name is Cliff Harris, and I’m here to lock shit down.

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 19, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

I actually like S&tF, but that was a hell of a sharp summary there, HRD…

by gamedaytribe on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATQ does not deal in historicals.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see this is all Daisy's fault

I swear she’s trying to turn this place into a recipe, shopping, prada vs gucci, Shakespeare, Oprah book club blog. If axemen’s a Russian spy, Daisy is a feminist infiltrator.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prada vs Chanel, you clubhanded goon.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, she's already gotten to you Bill

You now must breath out of your mouth only, scratch four different manly places, drink 3 beers (real beer like Dead Guy or Black Butte, not some sissy Hefeweizen with a lemon) and try and come up with 2 sexist jokes in order to redeem yourself.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your pussy hurt, Matt Daddy?

That’s my favorite sexist joke.

Otherwise, however, you must be right because I can really only think of 3 manly places to scratch, and really they’re all in the same vicinity anyway.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've obviously been hanging around Daisy too long.

She’s taken away your man card. You’ll be missed Bill Musgrave.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It appears she hasn't gotten ahold of your Douchebag Card yet.

Careful over-scratching the 4th manplace, Matt “Daddy”.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice sig by the way

He’s really like Juju’s Consigliere.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s alright Bill. Come join the rest of us “men” who have failed one of Matt’s laundry list of regulations that we have to follow in order to have a mythical man card.

Have a beer. It’s completely up to you whether or not you’d like to put lemon in it. I won’t mind either way.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the hell took away my armpit picture?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

that picture had no place on this blog. Don’t post stupid crap like that again.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i post a PG version?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you feel like you have to "ask" about whether to post something

chances are you shouldn’t. It’s not rocket science axemen.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axedouche: The Banter Killer

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's that guy who posts all those weird-ass ads when we need him...

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

I’m not the one of the founding members of the “AtQ Recipe of the Month Club” – because that would be you, Julia.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of

we haven’t had our ATQ Iron Chef competition yet…

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Infiltrator.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough of the wild accusations

Look, you like clear beer and Rachael Ray, I like designer handbags. In the end, aren’t we all just Ducks?

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the two of you are lady ducks, but yes.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I have you two ladies together...

I’m going to be gone for 3 weekends and I need someone’s Jersey Picks to copy while I’m gone. I thought about taking Bill’s and making him guest picker for the weeks I’m away since his score is higher, but Daisy tends to agree with my picks more often.

Do either of you care if I steal your picks for a couple of weeks?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'd be totally honored

to continue to screw up your Jersey contest score. I’m happy to help, really.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty I trust you more to make my picks than Bill

He’d probably just look at as a chance to screw with my overall score as much as possible.

“Let’s see Stanford at UW. Matt Daddy needs to go for the fuskies. We’ll take UW please”

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think Dduck would be a much better guest picker.

Break up the sausagefest.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break up the sausagefest.

Good idea. I wonder if Daisy would be interested in writing a “Blogger Piece” for one of the games each week too?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa

Now you’re just trying to shirk all of your work off on me! Not going to work pal – I live with 3 men and I’m wise to your work avoiding ways.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live with 3 men

I smell a sitcom!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I was talking to Nick (ntrebon) today

and he asked if who I was sharing picks with wanted to take my duties for writing about one of the games each week. I said I wouldn’t pass that on to them unless they wanted to.

What do say, Daisy, you think you’re able to hang with the boys?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

Analyses include: Prada v Oregon, who looks better.

Did I just paint my nails green by subconscious accident?

Chip Kelly thinks like a woman.

DO IT.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

It has already started. I should have known Musgrave would be the first to wade in!

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is honestly not making fun, I like your stuff.

It’s exactly what all us place 4 scratchers need.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I did get green nail polish

when I got my season kickoff pedicure for the New Mexico game. It totally rocked my toes.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, mine's black

At least partially, with sparkles and a yellow “O” on each ring finger. It matches my Barner jersey.

Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if everyone promises to totally make fun of me.

Wait, no one really reads those summaries anyway, so sure – I’m in.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, people read them

now if you wanted to be SURE that nobody would get your opinions, just do a guest spot on the ATQ podcast ;)

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

our listener takes offense to that

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

I’ll email Nick and let him know to include you in the Blogger Picks while I’m gone. Thanks Daisy.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem – it will be fun. Thanks!

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. I look forward to being able to include an informed opinion in the writeups.

by ntrebon on Oct 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

how good is Cliff Lee?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just glad the Rangers got 6 in the ninth so they didn’t have to send Lee back out for the bottom.

by ntrebon on Oct 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't you know Matt?

Women (at least an alleged one) get smarter the drunker they get

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just glad Jared’s reign of terror is over. He either won outright or tied for first overall the first two years of the contest.

by ntrebon on Oct 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not over yet

and didn’t he just pass me up last week to take first place for Mods.

We’re all counting on you Daisy.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Put your life vests on, guys.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not giving him enough credit

He’d pick 5 teams not even in the contest for the week.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

"Let’s see Stanford at UW. Matt Daddy will take Arizona"

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOILED AGAIN!!!!!!

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical woman, can't do anything for herself.

See, I made a sexist joke!

You may have my picks, sugarbooger.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd totally love to slam you,

you misogynist goon, but given your standing AHEAD of me in the contest I’m just going to let that one pass for now.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooh

do we have an ATQ tryst?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, you're getting it wrong, I was calling Matt Daddy a dumb blonde.

You, however, have Chip Kelly sized, titanium gonads.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may be dumb

but is he Legally Blonde?

oh and this whole subthread needs to be in the ATQ HOF.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is a fart thread somewhere.

GO THERE.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not 13

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

thank god axemen23’s retiring soon

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing...

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't go Nixon on the ATQ blog sir.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stop anytime you want, can't you

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's play a fun game.

It’s called “Try to get banned before axemen”.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

congratulations, you win

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me you banhammered him

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that wrong

Musgrave bought us beer. He’s unbannable.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know you ever received said Beer

are you sure the Beer didn’t buy you?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muauhahahahahaha...

Muauahahahahhaaaaa

Muauahahahahaaaaaaa

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make me start chanting "In Soviet Russia" jokes...

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

that’s the surprise. ATQ gets to choose my new nickname in the form of a charity auction. Proceeds go to charity.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the format of which i haven't figured out yet

but that’s my idea anyway.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a wonderful surprise.

When will you unveil it?

One day, my dogs will stop barking outside.

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as it gets cleared by the Mods (they didn't know my idea till now either)

and at the end of the football season. I won’t change my name until the end of the jersey contest. Completely arbitrary; My name will become whatever the highest bid is, no questions asked. Could be dickface macgruberpuss if thats what the money desires.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… I’ll be sure to never forget the beer.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 19, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck

I’ve already posted a picture of a man that looked like a vagina.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just being a tease.

You need to stop getting our hopes up like this.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I do

Glad we got that cleared up.

by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you ARE a man...

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that makes one of you

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

which one of us are you insulting?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS ALL ON PURPOSE PEOPLE.

THIS GENIUS IS GOING TO TEAR ATQ APART FROM THE INSIDE UNLESS YOU ACT NOW. DO NOT BE COMPLACENT.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

look around you Bill

you just had a 40 comment thread revolving around womanly nothingness. YOUR TOO LATE!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't judge, it's so 1950's.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the last decade in which you had hair?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know my age, dummy?

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

He doesn’t even know his own age. He’s 11 remember.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And applying to colleges as we speak

man I’m smart!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have the internets at Big Boy College?

If not, GO THERE.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole subthread is giving my Z button a nice workout

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Z button is bored

You want to talk about baseball?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a lot better than this shit.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all seem to disagree with you

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's safe to say that you killed this subthread

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

its still going on isn't it?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You kidding? He STARTED it!

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/failing to see "axemen23"

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's just vicious.

You’re just doing that to get rid of him, aren’t you?

Not that I disagree with that or anything. I’d just like to know.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no authority man, I'm just fucking around.

CaDuck should be called "Lil' Juju", not "The Hand of Juju", Daisy

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

he’s going to Pullman…

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm majoring in Produce+Beer equations there

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible football teams, $500.

This team lost four consecutive games after being ranked 9th in the country and finished the year with a 7-6 record.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you, Wisconsin fan

don’t make me ban you by bringing up bad memories……….

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 2008 outfit

almost made 2001 look competent.

2001 was our worst season in years, BTW.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, were you talking Wisconsin there?

it sounded an awful lot like Oregon circa 2002, to which I thought you were referring

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

That was 2008 Wisconsin that I was talking about.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Guy Fieri...

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t gucci a small soft italian dumpling?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 19, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

We are going to Italy in about 18 months (I’m very excited, already starting the countdown) so I’ll try to order it at a cafe and see if I get a dumpling or designer bling.

by daisyduck on Oct 19, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

they are pretty bad

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That site still exists? Man, glad I didn’t realize that.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 18, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh God

heh

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Oct 18, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s great that Idaho knows we’re the best football team, but it shows more prescience then I would have granted them.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snake River Rivalry?

Can’t Oregon just invade Idaho and be done with it?

"Hey, can you give us a little respect?" --Chip Kelly, during an interview with Erin Andrews

by M. Fletcher on Oct 18, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an FYI:
But Altman was able to get on the same page as Armstead, and really explain the high-post offense, and convinced Altman to stay.

Pretty sure you mean Altman convinced Armstead to play…

"Hey, can you give us a little respect?" --Chip Kelly, during an interview with Erin Andrews

by M. Fletcher on Oct 18, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

or "stay," even.

"Hey, can you give us a little respect?" --Chip Kelly, during an interview with Erin Andrews

by M. Fletcher on Oct 18, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know

Wisconsin benefited in the early going of the BCS; we got a pair of Rose Bowls to go with our Big Ten titles those seasons. Then the 2006 team got screwed; earning the eternal hatred of Wisconsin fans forever. Damn you 2006 Wolverines! You helped NO ONE by going 11-0 and then blowing it!

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was skeptical at first

because I think that statistical modeling should be 100% of the ranking, and therefore I tend to support the computers over the voters. However, if someone wants to argue (as this article did) that the specific models used are crap, then that’s a different thing. We need to get the top minds on this, and in a transparent way. (Nate Silver, anyone?)

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing that the #1 ranking shows

It pays to beat the shit out of awful teams in non-conference play.

by Cliff Harrising on Oct 18, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Sadly it does

Beating the crap out of a bad team for some reason means more than squeaking by a decent team.

by GMan83201 on Oct 18, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And how important pre-season polls are. I hate them, but imagine without them. I am confident the Ducks would be the last AQ no loss team on that rankings if the first polls came out this week.

I could easy see this without preseason polls:

1:OU
2: Auburn
3: LSU
4: Michigan St.
5: Ducks
6: fBS. U?
7: Utah
8:TCU

by DCDuck on Oct 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way that LSU, or MSU would be above Oregon right now. It’s also doubtful that OU or Auburn would be due to their struggles.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will never get old

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 18, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap!

I would never have taken Trixie to be a dangerous dog! She looks so innocent. This is injustice! Thank you skywaker for bringing this to our attention.

It is pretty sweet to be #1 in the AP polls

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 18, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's on my wall next to the AP and Coaches poll

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six new saints? This pope has gone MAD!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 19, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is too funny

I love at the end the guy on the left looks over and you can tell he just figured it out.

1

by trumpetduck on Oct 18, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 refs would have just called pass interference instead

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 18, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stats guru Bill James on the BCS

http://www.slate.com/id/2240733/pagenum/all/#p2

1.
      That there is a profound lack of conceptual clarity about the goals of the method;
   2.
      That there is no genuine interest here in using statistical analysis to figure out how the teams compare with one another. The real purpose is to create some gobbledygook math to endorse the coaches’ and sportswriters’ vote;
   3.
      That the ground rules of the calculations are irrational and prevent the statisticians from making any meaningful contribution; and
   4.
      That the existence of this system has the purpose of justifying a few rich conferences in hijacking the search for a national title, avoiding a postseason tournament that would be preferred by the overwhelming majority of fans.

In truth, my objections to the system are a little different than Stern’s. His biggest objection, I think, is No. 4 above—that the BCS system is used to justify something that should not be justified. To me, the deal-breaker is No. 3—the imposition on the computer rankings of irrational rules that essentially guarantee the failure of the process.
This is very much like a situation in which a surgeon leaves a scalpel in a patient, and the hospital reacts by prohibiting surgeons from using scalpels. I understand that the point of the game is to win, not to score as many points as possible, and I certainly can understand football coaches saying, “We want a system that emphasizes winning and diminishes the importance of the score.” That’s reasonable.

But saying, “We’re not going to pay any attention to the score of the game, and, by the way, you can’t pay any attention to whether it is a home game or a road game, either”—that’s just stupid, Gomer. For football coaches to impose a rule like that on the statistical analysts is very much like the AD, frustrated by seeing long passes intercepted, telling the football coach he can’t throw passes longer than 10 yards.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 18, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Gosh yes

Nice work Bill James. He pretty much expressed, in better terms, what I tried to last night on the BCS thread.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Oct 18, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the 2001 Oregon season

The reason they removed MOV in the formula?

by skyo12 on Oct 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So including it back in the formula

I’m not sure how you can make a fair assesment. Teams that would benefit the most would be someone like BSU.

God I hate BSU….

by skyo12 on Oct 18, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily. BSU’s MOV would still be mitigated by their awful schedule. They would be helped some, yes, but the teams that blew out GOOD opponents would be helped more.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

bq.They would be helped some, yes, but the teams that blew out GOOD opponents would be helped more.

That’s just it though. IF you’re playing good teams, you’re not going to be blowing them out. Oregon’s 2001 team is a proof of that:

Wisconsin – Won by 3
USC – Won by 2
WSU – Won by 7
UCLA – Won by 1
OSU – Won by 3

Needless to say, I went almost bald due tot he stress it caused that season.

by skyo12 on Oct 18, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 2001 Wisconsin's season

torpedoed 2001 Oregon’s season. Not too much credibility in defeating a losing team…

That year really sucked.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s frightening about this is the very real possibility that the very thing Oregon’s absence from the national title game caused (removal of MOV from the computers) could result in Oregon’s absence from the national title game again. This is pretty unlikely given Oregon’s place in the human polls and their likely improvement (even if only slightly) in the computer polls. But still, I could imagine a scenario where an undefeated Auburn/LSU played an undefeated Oklahoma for the national championship while undefeated Oregon watches.

In other news, I don’t deal in hypotheticals. Right.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long story short

Computers suck

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the system is working out well. The computers are only 1/3rd, and not 1/2 like they were.

I think the computers provide value in ways that a human cannot, but they shouldn’t be the only source. They should be balanced by a human poll. You get a bias opinion balanced by emotionless analysts.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 19, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha
“Base your vote on performance, not reputation or preseason speculation.”

That’s rule No. 1, according to the well-respected Jon Wilner of The San Jose Mercury-News. Wilner, just to get slightly off-topic, is perhaps the most informed A.P. voter; he goes into terrific depth and analysis — he’s a beacon of respectability in an otherwise flawed voting system.

Too good not to share, but they didn’t spell Wliner right. PS-the bold was my edit, if it matters to any.

by AKDuck on Oct 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who said this lie?

I honestly don’t want to click on the link and support them.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Myerberg

From Pre-snap read. Found it on a DSN link.

by AKDuck on Oct 18, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

The OP edited the statement out of his article.

This is all that left:

That’s rule No. 1, according to the Jon Wilner of The San Jose Mercury-News.

his reasoning in the comments is: “I don’t want to sound like a fool, so I’m going to edit that section.”

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 18, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hilarious!

Hey, everybody makes mistakes. Heh heh

by AKDuck on Oct 18, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha,

I noticed that too. Pretty good stuff there.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 18, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hahahahaha, oh my, hahahahahahaha

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is Jake Locker's favorite time of the day

That is all.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you think Jock Licker smokes weed?

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad News

People watching the game on Thursday night will have to endure…Craig James.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 18, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he can shed some light on the Blur Offense. Or UCLA’s dreaded Prince(ton) offense.

by JonathanPDX on Oct 18, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blur Offense

who’s got the bal?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part from EDSBS "the Alphabetical"
E is for ECC. Error Correction Code, which will be issued all over the place to anyone hyperventilating too much over the BCS Standings and most especially the computer standings. The computer standings can really be made up by anyone with a computer who says they have a formula, a PC, and the chutzpah to claim they have a formula that makes any sense. For instance, I use an old Tandy computer hooked up to a snowmobile machine, program in FORTRAN exclusively, and use the jarred brain of an old Soviet mathematician I purchased from the Macon County, N.C. flea market.* And look at the sexy results it gives me!

1. Utah

    2. KILL ALL HUMANS

    3. Oregon Trail

    4. 3:32 p.m., April 16th, 2018

    5. Army

    6. KILL ALL HUMANS.

    7. More belly rubs and slop, please.

    8. Florida State

    9. KILL ALL HUMANS

    10. Steve Radlinzki of Arbitrage, Pennsylvania

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear TQA8

I’m sorry for your loss.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Major Announcement

The user name axemen23 will be retired at the end of the football season. More details as they emerge.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PWNed.

Harder than Mike Dunleavy Jr. too…


FALCON KICK!

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy hell

I can’t read the jersey but he must be jackie chan’s son.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ira Newble, I believe...

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 18, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously REC'D!

i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT

by 071903 on Oct 19, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is this a Major Announcement?

I mean that is not even a minor announcement. Well it is, but only because you are a kid.

1

by trumpetduck on Oct 18, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeeeeee

Dominique Easley (yes that one), is rumored to be wanting to transfer to Oregon

Link via Prehm

Prehmmr: Rumors are floating around that a former 5-star DT many recruiting fans would know might be leaving Florida.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you heard anything other than Oregon?

cause i haven’t

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG you're right

A random Florida fan on a fan site said he was coming to Oregon!!!! I bet he is in Eugene right now. Can he play vs UCLA?!?!?!

1

by trumpetduck on Oct 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the point isn't that he's obviously coming to oregon (he's not)

the point is that the rumors that have produced a tiny ripple a few times since he went to UF have gotten to the point that i dont know that they’re worth dumping anymore.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sounds kind of like a drama queen,

But we will sure need bodies on the defensive line soon. I would be ecstatic if he were to transfer here.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 18, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good to see you CaDuck

But honestly, you should be sitting with legs crossed in the middle of a dorm room repeating your cursing mantra over and over, or maybe sacrificing a fetal pig.

All business baby, we have a table to run.

One day, my dogs will stop barking outside.

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 18, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juju’s Consigliere takes care of business. I’m sure by this point he’s kicked out his roommate and built a Juju shrine in the newly available space. Worship and fetal pig sacrifice takes place at 7am, 3pm and 11pm.

by daisyduck on Oct 19, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you get 4 free Jake Locker jokes with the purchase of any 20?

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 19, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

7 am!!??

What the hell kind of college student gets up at seven am!!??

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 19, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The kind of college student that actually cares about classes at 8 AM?

Better known as the “morning people” who wake with the dawn. 4 out of every 20 hate Jake Locker with every fiber of their being.

Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
I was fined $15,000 by David Stern for complaining about the officiating...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 19, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you’re settling in well.

by daisyduck on Oct 19, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The freshman with classes at 8 AM

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eaaaaaaaaasssssleeeeeey!!!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 19, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

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