Because I needed somewhere to declare Mark May the first Baver of Bad News for the day. And to laud the stylings of the great Lee Corso. What upsets do you like today? Can Florida figure out its offense in time to beat Alabama? Will Texas recover? Will Lou Holtz say something coherent?
I'd say none of those is likely to happen, but hey, it's college football. You never know. Feel free to join in the conversation.