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12 Pac Review: Trash Talking Edition. Oregon dominates; Cal finds there’s no place like home; WSU puts up another fight; and yep, UW’s D still sucks.

Quick programming note: I'm taking off this Thursday with my wife to go to Italy for our 10th wedding anniversary.  Therefore, Dave and Paul have decided to step up and produce the 12 Pac Review for you the next three weekends.  Daisy is also going to be filling in for me in the Jersey Contest and she better not let me down.  I'm going to try and watch the games online in Italy but a 5pm start here is 2am in Florence.  Since I won't be here to talk trash to USC, UW or Cal, I've decided to get 3 weeks worth of trash talk put into one post.  So here goes.

1.  Oregon 60 vs UCLA 13 - Now that's how a #1 team is supposed to look on National TV.  Dominant.  That game reminded me a lot of the Cal 42-3 ass kicking from last year, only Ucla was good enough to punch in a meaningless score against our walk ons late in the game, unlike Cal.  Oregon was clicking from beginning to end offensively.  And defensively, Ucla could only manage two field goals with that 3 yards and a cloud of dust "squirt gun" offense (someone want to explain to me why that offense is so en vogue again).  Oregon's going to most likely stay #1 in some polls with that performance.  Next up?  Kiffin's Tampon 2.

Star-divide

2.  Stanford 38 vs Washington St 28 - WSU is turning into quite the pesky little team aren't they?  I'm interested to see how they progress  the rest of the season as it looks like the kids are finally buying into Wulff's system and are playing with a lot of heart.  Luck didn't have his best day as he went 20/28 for only 190 yards (a 6.8 ave).  Luckily the rushing game picked them up as Taylor rushed for 142 yards and 2 TDs.

3.  Arizona 44 vs Washington 14 - Arizona back-up QB Matt Scott didn't have any problems carving up UW's defense as he went 18/22 for 233 yards and 2 TDs.  Arizona didn't need him much though considering they gained 234 yards on the ground for a team that is 7th in the conference in rushing and only averages 121 yards.  I love the fact that UW has gone to a lot of zone-read, pistol and even wildcat offense.  I thought Sark was a genius at the pro-style system and could turn Locker into a Heisman candidate and top NFL draft pick, and then all those great high school recruits would be dying to come to UW and play for Sark.  I'm guessing this game might have something to do with the change.  Here I made a picture in art class this week for Jake to commerate that game:

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4.  USC - So we've given you two weeks to prepare.  I hope you've used the time to a) find a new defense, b) find a new coach, and c) figure out who the best running back in the conference is.  Let's see if we can help you out with this (I'll give you an hint, it's the guy that's only played in 5 games):

PlayerSchoolGamesAttYardsAveTDYards/G
LaMichael James Oregon 5 114 848 7.44 9 169.6
Johnathan Franklin UCLA 6 112 679 6.06 5 113.17
Shane Vereen California 6 111 630 5.68 8 105
Jacquizz Rodgers Oregon St 6 141 621 4.4 10 103.5
Chris Polk Washington 6 109 571 5.24 3 95.17
Stepfan Taylor Stanford 6 99 482 4.87 3 80.33
Allen Bradford USC 7 73 560 7.67 4 80
Player ? Washington 0 0 0 0 0 0
James Rodgers Oregon St 4 8 38 3 0 9.5

 

Seriously USC, what's your marquee win on the year?  Cal?  You might want to remind your QB that talking trash didn't work out too well for him last year.  By the way, if the weakness in your defense is on the edges or to the outside receivers, that's not going to bode well for you either.  Oh well, we're happy to bring along our travelling road show to get you some needed pub for the week.

5.  Oregon State

6.  Cal 50 vs Arizona St 17 - Cal, you're the Dorthy of the Pac 10.  There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.  Too bad the Wicked Defensive Witch of ATQ North still isn't impressed by Andy "Cowardly Lion" Ludwig's play-for-the-punt scheme or Kevin "Scarecrow" Riley's ability to stand still in the pocket as he gets sacked.  I can see Tedford now, "pay no attention to that man calling plays, the Great Tedford has spoken!"  You're going to need more than your ruby red high heels and Toto Vereen to avoid another 42-3 nightmare.  But don't worry Cal, when you wake up on that Sunday you'll realize that it was all just a very bad dream.

7.  Washington

8.  UCLA

9.  Arizona St

10.  Washington St

Utah 59 vs Colorado St 6 - Utah, you're schedule is making Potato State blush.  You can do a lot to change that perspective if you take care of business the next three weeks (@Air Force, TCU, and @Notre Dame). 

Colorado 24 vs Texas Tech 27 - TTU might have won the battle, but Colorado won the war.  That's right Tech, you still have to play in the Big 12 next year and continue to kiss up to Texas to make sure your paychecks don't bounce, while CU gets to join the shiny new Pac 12 and play in LA every year.  Colorado should just lose every game on purpose the rest of the year as their going away present to the Big 12, then again they just might anyway.

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Maybe Arizona fans need a second chance. This is pretty funny…

Arizona fans chanted “Wazzu’s better” as the Huskies left the field. Be thirsty my friends. After a loss like this it may be the only solution if you are a Husky fan. It could be worse though…you could be a Coug.

courtesy of our friends over at the Dawg Pound.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Classic.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

All this trash talk

and I have a bad feeling about USC

by westspec on Oct 24, 2010 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

If you DON'T get a bad feeling about USc, you probably aren't breathing either.

                       3 card Monte and his prodigal son are pretty bad.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Oct 24, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I'm really looking forward to it

Thanks to Dave and Paul for putting these together the next couple of weeks, and a ton of thanks to Daisy for stepping up in the Jersey Contest .

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have a blast Matt

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU

Are a great husband. I hope you and your wife have a fabulous time and congratulations on your anniversary! I’ll try not to sink your Jersey contest ship while you are gone.

ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan

by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if daisy goes 15-0 while you’re gone and you win….who gets the credit Matt?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have faith in you Daisy.

Plus, didn’t I read you were planning a trip to Italy in the next year or too also?

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, two, not too

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

We are planning a trip for the summer of 2012 – probably 10-12 days in duration. We are taking the boys and I’m already very excited. We’re going to spend a good amount of time in Rome and the Vatican (we are Catholic so looking forward to that part) and I’m thinking we’ll hit Naples and Pompei – I think the boys will really groove on the ruins down there. I will be really interested to hear any recommendations you have when you get back!

ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan

by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pompei is pretty incredible to see in person.

by ntrebon on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can skip Naples if you want

I wasn’t really impressed with anything down there last time I went. We’re spending a couple of days in Rome (I have a client who’s cousin gives private tours of the Sistine Chapel and she’s worked up an itinerary for us for our time in Rome, I can email it to you if you’d like).

We’ll be spending most of our time in Florence and Tuscan Region (we have a B&B we’re staying at the entire time in Florence and then day tripping to other parts of Italy via train).

If you all are interested I’ll do a write up of my trip when I get back. Not really Duck related, but 50% of the stuff on this site usually isn’t.

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love that

And I’m sure everyone would be very, very interested. We are a group of diverse interests as you well know! Please bring Gorby back a few Tuscan recipes too – it will give him something fun to experiment with once football season is over. Florence is definitely on the table for us as well, so I’ll be glad to hear all about it.

ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan

by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to get some good Italian recipes. My family isn’t much on Italian food, but that’s because we don’t get the good stuff. I’d love to try cooking some myself and seeing how it turns out.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to Florence, and can’t say the cuisine is anything to write home about, although you used to be able to get a decent burger and jojo fries at the Beachcomber on Bay Street during Rhody week.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I C Wut U Did Thur

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I would love

the Rome itinerary too. I will email you my email address.

ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan

by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, not sure if this helps a whole lot or not, but

My sister just got back from a trip through Europe that was focused a bunch on Italy and Sicily, and wrote about her travels here. You might find it interesting if there are things you’re curious about.

Ça plane pour moi.

by qrsouther on Oct 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds awesome!

I officially dedicate mah ban at Teh Dawg Pound to you.

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by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerramy Stevens got arrested for possesion of marijuana with intent to distribute last night.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

[crickets]

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks have 50 of 59 1st place votes in the Coaches Poll.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Auburn behind Boise? What a joke.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I told you they would never jump them

You dont jump teams in the top 5 unless they lose. The humans will never do it.

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by trumpetduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kellen Moore against that defense would be pretty funny.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny in what way?

I think it would be a marquee win for the BSU.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 24, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny in that Boise would drop 60 on a vaunted SEC defense.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you might be saying the opposite,

what with all of the BSU hate around here.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it

And there is NO way in hell anyone on BSU’s team would be able to tackle that kid when he started running around

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except TCU got jumped and they were in the top 5.

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks get 44 out of 60 1st place votes in AP poll.

Can’t find an actual poll, but Pollspeak says this. Wliner voted us 4th. My god.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

They JUST posted the poll on the AP site. Here you go.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i go: Auburn, Oregon, BSU, TCU, Mich St.

i just dont know how we get past SC. so talented. such great fan support in the Coliseum. it looks like a mountain too high to climb.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your top 5.

I don’t know if that stuff about the USC game is sarcasm or not.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

here’s a hint: their fans are terrible.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

AP Votes...

1st – 44
2nd – 13
3rd – 2
4th – 1

The 2 who voted us 3rd (Joe Giglio and Ray Fittipaldo)are on the east coast, big surprise. One of the 2 has Boise #1 and TCU #2, us #3, and Auburn #4. Weener is the sole #4 vote.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wliner is such a joke.

He’s like the Canzano of the Bay Area, but, dare I say, worse.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way worse.

At least Canzano pulls a coherent column out of his ass once or twice a year, although it’s probably just to keep an angry mob of Oregon fans from burning down the Oregonian offices.

 I’ve never seen Wilner write anything that even resembled rational thought.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Oct 24, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop spelling his name right.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m still confused on why TCU gets the benefit of the doubt but Utah doesn’t. i’m rooting for the Utes in a couple weeks.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

100% because of their performance last year.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Utah will beat TCU.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They beat OSU. Utah had to use overtime to get past a not good Pittsburgh team.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 24, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitt just beat Rutgers.

Rutgers, man.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How hard would it be to play against a team who just had a player die on the field in a game?

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't die. He was paralyzed/

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ray F has been even more extreme all season wrt Ducks

He’s been consistently the Oregon bottom voter almost every week, and sometimes ridiculously so (8-9 spots off the average).

Don’t even get me started about wlimabean (weener is a better nickname for him).

by gamedaytribe on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not sold on Michigan State.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i still think Iowa, Wiscy and Ohio State are the same exact team. with Mich St a little behind them.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sarcasm?
such great fan support in the Coliseum

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by trumpetduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve never seen 85k+ be so quiet in the only game i’ve seen their. only cheer when the big board says to (or they show a picture of Snoop).

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

*there

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

They still aren’t used to not frontrunning.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

this was a few years back w/ Leinart, Bush & Co. during the frontrunning classic days. homecoming vs Wazzu. tons of celebrities there. still quiet.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was Wazzu.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that we’ve got almost all the #1 votes in the Coaches poll, do people still think Auburn jumps us?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep because they’ll be #1 in the computers and we’ll be < 5.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

auburn has beaten 3 ranked teams: S. Carolina, LSU and Arkansas. We only have 1. it’ll all even out by the end of the season.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as their isn’t too much cannibalization within the Pac 10. I honestly don’t care about the BCS standing so long ast we’re one of the top 2 when the season ends, provided we win out.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is we’ll be 5 in the computers. We’ll definitely leap OU and LSU, plus maybe BSU. I don’t see us jumping anybody else, though.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sagarin Rankings:

First CPU ratings are out: 1. Missou; 2. MSU; 3. Auburn; 4. Wisconsin; 5. Oklahoma; 6. Oregon; 7. TCU … 11. Boise

Via @fivethirtyeight

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/fbt10.htm?loc=interstitialskip

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

yes. oklahoma.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

fine

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

Its predicting an Oregon v Alabama NC Game. Yes please!

by DonQuixote19 on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon – Auburn. That would be a game and a half!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the scoreboard sure

but it would only last two hours.

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by trumpetduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

not trying to be a kill joy but i’ll take Michigan State vs Oregon in the Rose Bowl.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I would love to win a Rose Bowl against a Big 10 team or FBSU.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

i want nothing to do with Boise. it’s like scheduling Butler in college hoops.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No a WI or MSU would be nationally better but I hold onto grudges, let’s put it that way.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i want a Rose Bowl victory. could care less who it is against. we beat Mich St by 40.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its not like the Rose Bowl is a consolation prize

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

my expectations are that we lose 1 game. of course a National Championship would be better.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Expectations

I expected 1 loss a few weeks ago, but I wouldn’t say I expect it anymore. It’s more likely than not that we do lose 1 game though. They showed the updated odds, based on computer simulations, of each team going undefeated on Gameday yesterday. Boise State had a 96% chance, and Oregon has the next best chance at like 46%. If that doesn’t speak to how easy Boise State’s schedule is, I don’t know what does.

The way I think about our chances of going undefeated is like this: imagine we took a single die (dice). I give you the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, and 6 on the die, and I get the #4. We roll it 6 times. One each single roll, you have a 5 of 6 chance of winning, and I have a 1 in 6 chance of winning. However, if it comes up 4 one single time, you lose everything.

So assuming we have as high as a 5 in 6 chance of winning each single game, it’s not that simple. If that 1 in 6 shot comes in 1 time, we lose it all. Each time a roll a die it’s very likely that 4 won’t come up…and, sure, it’s totally conceivable that I could roll a die 6 times and never see a 4 come up. But chances are good that we see a 4 at some point. The fact that the computer simulations have us below a 50% chance of going undefeated confirms that somewhat.

That being said, I am becoming more and more convinced that Chip has found a way to keep these kids truly focused and bought in. If that’s the case, and we play to our potential every week, that 4 will never get rolled!

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is only one game left that i have the slightest concern about someone BEATING us

not us beating ourselves, but just getting beaten. That’s on Saturday.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

In every game left this year, we are the better football team with more talent.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC has more ‘talent’ slightly i think. we have better coaching and depth by a lot.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would disagree.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

They have deep talent. They just haven’t put it all together. I don’t know what to think about their win against Cal. Cal doesn’t show up on the road.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Cal is MURDER at home. Remember 07? OR the driving rainstorm?

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why craps is my favorite casino game.

There’s nothing more entertaining than sitting at third base, watching moron after moron throw money on the stupid center table bets and betting their children’s inheritance, if not their food money, on the odds of rolling a 7 somehow being in their favor this time.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

If we have a Stanford/Tenn/ASU like 1st qtr against a USC or Cal can we still pull it off? I look at some of our games where we could have scored waaay more in the 4th but shut it down – so even if we get we go behind again I think we can still pull out a TD win down south.

That or we really are that damn good and Chip really is Maximus Decimus Meridius leader of the Northern armies – and we slay them easily.

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by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC's defense is bad and razor thin

and I just think they are going to be completely worn out at the end of the game.

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by David Piper on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you mean. They lose a close one to Stanford and then beat Cal and all of a sudden they are back? We all know Cal pisses themselves about 3 or 4 times a year, so that game means very little to me. UW went into the Coliseum and beat them. The are absolutely capable of beating us, but I’m WAY less worried than I was against Stanford. USC is going to score some points with those receivers and a pretty good passing game, but I can’t see how they stop us. As long as we don’t turn the ball over I don’t see us losing.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of NC meets arena football.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it is predicting that.

The predictor is a demonstration of who should win a head to head matchup based on points scored for and against.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Oct 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trash Talking

Just done the rounds and some of the comments out there, plus Wilner’s BS just prove:

Haters gotta Hate! : )

I am so proud of this team, and regardless of what’s in store for us the very fact we got #1 ranking means the playing field is as a level as its ever been and our future bright.

Go Ducks!

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by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Your Big 12 Champ Game after Week 8: Baylor vs Mizzou.

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by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Yet another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hate on Baylor

excellent QB

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not hating on Baylor at all by saying that.

Just drawing comparisons with the Natural Order of the Universe, which has things like Oklahoma at #1, Texas and Notre Dame and USC and Penn State and Washington highly ranked, and teams like Baylor and Mizzou — and Oregon — as nothing better than opponents in those games that have to be played to set up the big games.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ciao, Matt.

Non dimenticate di indossare i colori anatra.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Molte grazi, benz

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speak English or GTFO. This is AMERICA

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

My great grandmothe was Cherokee.

That being said, I was being sarcastic.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding? So was my great grandmother.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me, what? 1/8th Cherokee?

Also an eight Portuguese. Woo!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure this means TQA is benzduck's grand-nephew or something.

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by Takimoto on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Go back far enough, we're all related.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not related to Cat Lady

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you are. Accept it and move forward.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hey now

So you are just hands down against Duck fans from other countries? I say Duck fans of all languages are welcome here. Diversity is awesome.

1

by trumpetduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easy, easy, eay, I was kidding

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Iowa’s QB, Ricky Stanzi, agrees:

http://youtu.be/p1tRdHYXy0E?hd=1

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by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember, sir, it’s graziE. Not grazi. You have to pronounce that “e” at the end after the “i” to sound like you’ve got it down. They’ll love you for it.

by DuckIt on Oct 24, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad attempt

Non dimenticare di indossare i colori delle anatre.

Not a bad attempt there. Was that from a translation site?

by DuckIt on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. What am I, the fucking U.N.?

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gone for 3 weeks?

Note to self- Never get married in football season.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Just 3 weekends, but 16 days in Italy

is a good trade off. Plus, I told my wife I was going to get up at 2 to watch the Duck games online and she said, just keep the volume off so you don’t wake me.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know there’s something funny about keeping it down at 2am here. But I just can’t find it.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haaa!

This is sad, it just gets harder and harder to hate these guys!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drilling down into the votes..

We picked up 5 first-place votes in AP, apparently at the expense of fBSU, who lost 4 of theirs.

fBSU is only 43 voting points ahead of Auburn in the AP this week. Last week they were 78 points ahead of Okiehoma.

In the UPI USA Today Coaches’ Poll, we picked up 8 first place votes; fBSU lost six of theirs. Not a significant shift in point totals here.. which would seem to indicate that a few of the “coaches” actually moved the buckos up in their rankings this week, balancing out their loss of points in the drop from #1.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Just putting it out there

AUBURN OREGON WOULD BE THE BEST GAME EVER

I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about rankings, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about rankings.

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 24, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Eddie Pleasant agrees.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scroll up dude, you’ll find total agreement.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the fact that Cam Newton would give me TP2 in the Rose Bowl flashbacks.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Image Of The Week:

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Palmer didn't annoy me on Thursday night as much as he normally does.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t have D. Head’s name to mispronounce every single play.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so glad that he didnt.

We are much better off with Thomas. He hasnt been shut down in the passing game this season. We are so much more consistent with Thomas behind the wheel of the death machine.

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he annoyed me

but thats just because hes an ass in real life

#88

by pipgras on Oct 24, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the thursday night crew's workout regimen?

cause they do one of those each week with the team’s strength coach.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LGB starting to roll for the Bucs…just hurdled some guy.

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by NEP on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, Matt Simms is playing QB for the Titans.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kerry Collins did NOT expect to be playing much this year

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by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Musberger, Herbie, and EA at USC/Oregon next week, as expected.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if this has been posted before, I haven't seen it. But, Cal/Oregon will be at 4:30 pacific on Versus.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gaah don't remind me

that plane is gonna be full of air-sick people, cause I’ll be pacing up and down the aisle for 3 hours.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what the hell you're talking about

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be flying from Denver to Eugene during the majority of the game.

I’ll be able to see about 1/2 the first quarter and hopefully catch the end of the game on the radio

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the in-flight wifi and bring your laptop or wifi mobile device so you can keep up. It’s only like $10. I bought it last time I flew and it was actually pretty good. You can actually buy it before hand so you don’t have to set it up during the flight, then you’ll be able keep up.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think AA and Delta are the only ones with it.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had it on Alaska.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be expanding.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you fly often or something?

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, but when I flew in July, the in-flight brochure for the Wifi service said that only AA and Delta had it.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Air Canada
AirTran
Alaska Airlines
American
Delta
Frontier
United
US Airways
Virgin

Gogo in-flight wireless

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow. Either that Brochure was outdated, or they've REALLY expanded

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know if i'm flying Delta or United

but it looks like the United service is only for trans-continental flights

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

there isn’t going to be any wifi on your tiny Denver-Eugene plane.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think its Denver-Portland-Eugene on the way back

so there might be hope. Or maybe i can just bug the pilot for score updates.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great idea.

/sarcasm

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My tiny Portland to Seattle plane had it.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well the game-thread may be my only hope for survival

lets hope they have it

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horizon has it

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or go to Quinn's site

--Dave

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by David Piper on Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a hunch the wifi will be pretty cruddy

so i may just hang on the game thread here

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just check when you get to the airport. They are adding all the time so I doubt they can keep brochures or the website very up-to-date. TQA8 saw a brochure that showed only 2 airlines in July and I used it in April.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet jesus

they said they’d have it

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, Alaska has it

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so when WAS the last time we won at the Coliseum?

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind, found it myself. 2000

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

But it’s the Kenny Britt show in Nashville right now.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the matter, cougfan?

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I switched from Houshmanzadah to Lee Evans at 9:45 this morning. Evans just scored his 3rd touchdown. In other words, I’M A GENIUS. lol

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 catches, 225 yards, 3 TD's

Ha ha ha

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy for my Titans.

5-2 going into our bye week is nice.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops. We play @ SD, then we have a bye week.

It’s on, MCD and CaDuck.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Chargers suck this year. We’ve lost to the Raiders, the Seahawks, the Rams, and the Chiefs. It would be a minor miracle at this point to beat just about anyone. That’s okay though, I still have my Ducks.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norv Turner is the Andy Ludwig of the NFL.

How does that guy still have a job?

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s won the division every year he’s been there and gotten to the AFC Championship game once. I get the feeling that this will be it if he can’t turn it around.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

but with the talent that the Chargers had he should have accomplished so much more. He hasn’t won anywhere yet continues to get jobs head coaching.

I’ve never understood it.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree with you. I hate it, but you couldn’t say much until last year because the previous years there were always significant injuries during the playoffs.

…and right on queue we fumble on our own end of the field and New England scores a few plays later. I want to throw up watching the Chargers anymore.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a couple of coaches I just am baffled have jobs year in year out in the NFL

Marty Schottenheimer, Wade Phillips, Chan Gailey, Norv Turner, anybody the Raider hire

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of these GM’s are so afraid of being hired themselves that they are afraid to hire someone who’s not “established”. It’s like they are scared of being second-guessed should they pick the wrong guy. I love that the Steelers went with Tomlin. Imagine if the Ducks had decided that Chip wasn’t “established” enough and hired Dan Hawkins instead.

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

watching San Diego right now is like the comedy of errors show. Dropping the ball on the turf and now a lateral they didn’t get on top…. coaching anyone?

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just rewound that on DVR and did frame by frame. It wasn’t a lateral. Rivers released the ball while the ball was at about the 38.25 yard line, and it touched Hester at the 37.5 yard line.

That being said, just another indictment on coaching. If it’s even CLOSE, you jump on the f**king ball. I have Hines Ward on my fantasy team and watched him dive on a ball that was CLEARLY an incomplete pass earlier just to be safe. I wonder why the Steelers win Super Bowls and the Chargers are the AFC version of the Cowboys.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call them Six-burgh

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re really having fun kicking me while I’m down aren’t you? I want you to remember this when your time comes.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Looks at title of post...

yep still Trash Talking Edition

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s good to see all is forgiven with Rapelisburger now that he’s winning games again. You guys should trade for Jerramy Stevens, he got busted with weed last night and I’m sure you could get him on the cheap.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

It’s on now.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't count arrests

I count Championships… 1 ah ah ah, 2 ah ah ah, 3 ah ah ah, 4 ah ah ah, 5 ah ah ah and SIX!!!

Can you count with me children? Let’s count the Chargers and Titans Super Bowls together now…

and we’re done.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said. For fusky Steeler fans, you get a pass to commit one felony for each Pac 10 Championship Super Bowl you contributed to.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we get to use Roids too Mr Merriman?

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

But apparently roofies are free game for your QB’s.

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Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merriman? Is he a Charger? Oh, no, that’s right he got cut.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roids, rape…what’s the difference eh?

On a serious note, that was an amazing job by the San Diego defense. You, as a defense guy, have to appreciate that. New England had 6 possession, 4 of which had the following starting field position:

New England 43 (punt)
San Diego 22 (TD)
San Diego 41 (punt)
New England 42 (punt)

6 possessions, with 4 of them starting at almost midfield or better, and only come away with 13 points? That’s a pretty good job by the defense.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

the offense isn’t helping them out one bit. NE can’t be happy with that performance in the first half.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

The Chargers have gotten great pressure on Brady at crucial times.

Down by ten with four turnovers in the first half? It could sure be much worse.

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Denver down 38-7 at half at home to the Raiders.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind that.

What the hell is wrong with the Saints?

Losing to the Frowns by 13 at home??

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by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brees with 4 freaking INT’s. Ridiculous.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really Locker’d it.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Shittsburgh.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll kick your ass like we did last year.

You guys weren’t even competitive in that game, I felt like I got ripped off by watching it.

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah, and the Charger’s WR just lays the ball down on the field for NE to pick up.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just try and act oblivious to the Chargers' stupid mistakes.

Like the backward pass that nobody bothered jumping on.

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're like the anti-ducks

Fast – Hard – Finish to

Slow – Soft – Stop

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

what way do you think the Chargers turn it over on this drive? I’m going with they forget it’s forth down and run a play anyway and turn it over on downs because they think it’s 3rd.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ll find a way to win this game. Then they’ll lose to the Cougs next week. Almost more schizophrenic than Cal and Texas combined.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you really think the Chargers can lose to WSU next week?

(looks at game)

Yeah, that could happen.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

rec’d

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make things worse for me…all these turnovers and Chung has none of them because he got hurt earlier. At least if he was killing us I could deal with it a little because I’d be happy for a Duck.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wrong

just a plain INT

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re trying to keep it simple man.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may not have been a flashy turnover,

But it still failed to get the job done, and thats all that counts.

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shit is like Keystone Kops. The question I just asked myself: how the hell are we only losing by 7 points? If I’m a New England fan I’m pissed.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it might be a 5-2 team against a 2-5 team.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying the Chargers will win, but in what world does it matter about records in week 8 of the NFL?

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same world where BCS rankings matter in October.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you guys are backing up my point right? The BCS rankings don’t have much to do with who’s going to win the game, seeing as how the #1 team went down last week, and the AP #1 the 2 weeks prior to that.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rankings are meaningless to what happens on the field

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I was saying. Record is meaningless in many situations as well IMO.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

more important for my fantasy team

Chris Johnson was terrible

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by David Piper on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been himself all year.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about guaranteeing 2500 yards?

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by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that's the reason.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Titans go from being down 16-7 to winning 37-19.

Kolb throws a pick 6 to end the game. Woo!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they just score on defense or something? I have the Titan’s D on my fantasy team and their score just went through the roof. Good thing too because Brees threw 4 freaking INT’s today in a loss at home to the Browns.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Finnegan got a pick 6 off of Kolb as time expired.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! I’m the only undefeated team in my fantasy league. This week I have Andre Johnson and Braylon Edwards both on bye weeks, but I’m on track for my highest score yet.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty awesome.

Corn on the Kolb just lofted up a lazy pass nowhere near any of his receivers, and Finny took it in from about 40 yards away. Philly’s D really didn’t make any attempt to tackle him.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My USC prediction:

They play hard, and they play well. For the first half of fhe night, Barkley is on and Thomas is off. The USC defense is able to bottle James and Thomas up (temporarily), and it’s 17-28 USC at the half. When we come back, their lack of depth and our complete opposite of that catches up to them, and it starts raining touchdowns.

Final score: 52-38, Ducks.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds a little like Stanford.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it does.

I think USC’s offense will be more effective against us, but I think their defense will be less effective and the depth issues will highlight themselves quickly.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that USC has the discipline that Stanford does

The only thing SC has going for them is that they are playing at home and our o-line has struggled on the road this year. But USC has not played a team with this much speed on the edges yet. They may questionably have more talent, but they are thin depth wise (both sides of the ball) and their scheme is not good if you spread them out and beat them to the edges.

On WSU’s first drive they went to the spread and marched it down the field on USC. WSU couldn’t sustain after a pick 6 and their D got run over, but it was an example of how vulnerable SC is if you get the ball in space against them. If we only score 17 in the first half, I’ll be very surprised and that means SC got the ball first. We’re going to move the ball up and down the field on them.

There’s a reason they ranked 90th in the country on defense.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason they ranked 90th in the country on defense.

There is. Their defense hasn’t been good — or, at least, not consistently so. But one thing concerns me: Here are the total offense rankings of USC’s opponents so far:

9 (Hawaii), 54 (Virginia), 59 (Minnesota), 81 (Washington State), 53 (Washington), 15 (Stanford), 64 (California).

Here are the total offense rankings of Oregon’s opponents so far:

117 (New Mexico), 95 (Tennessee), 34 (Arizona State), 15 (Stanford), 81 (Washington State), 102 (UCLA). Portland State doesn’t count since it’s 1-AA.

Reordered for emphasis, and with common opponents bolded, here are the lists:

USC: 9, 15, 53, 54, 59, 64, 81
Oregon: 15, 34, 81, 95, 102, 117

USC: 9 (Hawaii), 54 (Virginia), 59 (Minnesota), 81 (Washington State), 53 (Washington), 15 (Stanford), 64 (California).

My point is this: While WSU is the worst offense USC has faced so far, it’s the third-best that we’ve faced.

I’m not saying that our defense is bad, or that theirs is particularly good. I do think our defense is better than theirs, especially at that whole “tackling” thing that seems so important. But what I’m saying is that our number may be a bit inflated, and that theirs a bit deflated, compared to reality.

I still think we win this game, but I think it’ll be scary.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liars figure and figures lie

One of the reasons those offenses are ranked where they are is they got to play USC’s defense. I’m not saying they’re terrible because I think they have the athletes, they just lack discipline and the ability to shut teams down. This is not the USC defense of all is really what I am saying.

Also, when you start to adjust the defenses and offenses for a per play basis it starts to stand out even more.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're totally right.

This is exactly the problem with stats. It’s much like how Oregon’s defense had great stats last year because it was the only team in the league that didn’t have to play Oregon’s offense. (Again, not trying to detract from our defense at all.)

I only mention this because I know that I’m supposed to panic. I’m trying to figure out what to panic about.

Having watched the Hawaii game and the Stanford game, I do agree that these stats are potentially deceiving. And I certainly agree that this ain’t your granddaddy’s USC defense. (Again, those guys knew how to tackle.)

But, seriously, PANIC.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC gave up 8.0 yards per play to Stanford. Oregon gave up 6.7. USC gave up 4.8 yards per play to Washington State. Oregon gave up 4.4.

Obviously strength of opponents should be factored when looking at both teams, and Oregon’s overall numbers have been inflated to some degree, but USC’s defense really is that bad, and I think it’s clear that Oregon has the better defense by a pretty decent margin.

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by jtlight on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC gave up 8.0 yards per play to Stanford. Oregon gave up 6.7.

Totally true. I will point out that Stanford was the home team against USC and the away team in what Spencer Hall has described as the “little box o’ hell” against us, but I don’t know that a 1.3 ypp differential can be thusly excused.

I got nothing for the WSU differential, other than that the differential was small.

But dammit, I’m panicking nonetheless.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Figures lie, and liars figure”.. but you can’t argue with the hard stats. Although U$C’s numbers improved after last week’s beatdown of Cal, the fact remains that they are, statistically, ranked 87th out of 120 FBS teams in total defense. That’s 7th in the Pac10, ahead of Washington (98th), OAC (119) and Wazzu (120).

At 30th nationally, we’re third in the conference, behind Arizona (10) and Cal (15).

One reason to panic is that the scumbags are improving as the season goes along; at one point, they were ranked 99th in defense. If this trend continues, it might not be as easy to move the ball as we’ve seen over the first 7 weeks.

They’re good against the run (39th; we’re 37th). As Hawaii proved in the first game, you can throw on U$C; they rank 89th in pass efficiency D (we’re 7th).

The Trojans have given up 1918 yards on 249 pass attempts. Oregon’s seen 252 pass attempts (comparable) but only allowed 1431 yards (incomparable). TD passes allowed? Oregon 6; USC 15. Etc.

I wasn’t feeling as good about this game before last Thursday, but DT is improving in the aerial attack by leaps and bounds, and I feel fairly confident that loading-the-box-and-daring-Oregon-to-pass is not going to be a winning strategy for Monte and his boy.

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by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

And any lingering fears I had about our possibly-tepid passing game were eliminated in dramatic fashion last Thursday. Either Darron had an amazing night, or his receivers were just ridiculous, or some combination of the two.

I don’t know which it was, but I don’t particularly care, since if we can just replicate whatever it was, we’ll be in pretty good shape.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see both team coming out fast.

I don’t see them bottling up our offense. They might be able to “contain” the running game for a short time but not BOTH the running and passing games.

We’re not going to be able to keep them off the scoreboard. They have a POTENT offense in their own right. But it is inexperienced and we lead the nation TO differential. That’s what is going to cause them problems.

Gonna be a shootout:

UO 49 USC 42.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez, I almost forgot...

First of all, CaDuck here is your new screen image for tomorrow:

Secondly, for the next couple of games here’s your future screen image choices:

UW - Obviously Locker.

Cal – I’m going to go with Vereen although I’d be interested in hearing what people think of using Riley.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Riley doesn't need jinxing to suck ass.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like the idea of jinxing Riley. Vereen’s going to be pretty good, but I don’t think he’s going to break the game. It all depends on whether or not Riley’s on. If he plays like he has in their wins this year, it’s going to be a tough game for us. If he plays poorly (thanks in advance, Juju), the Ducks will roll.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Now Daisy wont get mad at me

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by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused why you haven’t changed your image. It’s been DAYS and Barkley has had an extra week to prepare.

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by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Changes every Monday

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Monday thing. Can’t mess with tradition.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried now. It isn’t “tradition” to play on Thursday nights

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by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Monday is the right time to change it. You don’t mess with a winning streak.

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by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like you don't talk about a No-Hitter during a No-Hitter?

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by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT

by 071903 on Oct 25, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by daisyduck on Oct 25, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it’s possible that we should all stop changing our socks this week.

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by daisyduck on Oct 25, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we keep

piling on axemen, though?

You can't be serious, man! You cannot be serious! His foot was on the line! It was ON THE LINE! He was clearly out! How could you possibly call him in!?

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 25, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty clear.

We’re all doing a good job of that.

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by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT

by 071903 on Oct 25, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

WT3 getting his first start today against Arizona.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s blanketing Fitzgerald and just caused a fumble.

Go Walt!

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we play fast. [SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION]

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by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Projected BCS standings from Collegebcs

1. Auburn .9405
2. Oregon .9102
3. TCU .8799
4. Boise State .8779
5. Michigan State..8354

What this means:
Auburn and Oregon control their own fate, win out and they are in.
Michigan State probably will jump BOTH TCU and Boise if they win out.
Missouri is lurking if more folks trip up.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder what our neighbors to the east will do when they realize they are now considered 2/1000s of a point inferior to A TEAM THEY BEAT THIS YEAR!!

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by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they usually do

Implode.

That may change btw, with that small a margin its guesswork.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Last week the projections had Boise St #1 and they ended up #3.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise State dropped from 3rd to 7th in the comptuers without playing this week

not good.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And TCU is up to fourth in the computers

Air Force is a quality team.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was interested to see how the gap between Oregon and fBSU would change. I don’t think a lot of people realized that last week we were only ahead of them by .0023. For reference, the gap between us and Chokelahoma was .0294, almost 13 times larger gap than between us and fBSU. If this ends up being true, that’s a big increase. That also means that if we keep winning and beat USC, Arizona, and OS that gap will increase even more. Hell beating UW and Cal will probably increase the gap too.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next week we play USC

They play Lousiana Tech, that’s a big jump for us.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is why it’s silly to worry about the computer component for now. Small sample size bla bla bla

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by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gut-check question for everyone

Suppose TCU and Boise both win out.

1) Who will be ranked higher between the two?
2) Who should be ranked higher between the two?

I think a TCU victory over Utah is the most impressive thing either of the two teams will have done, and certainly dominates a Boise victory over VaTech. Looking at their hypothetical wins, here’s roughly how they stack up:

Boise: VaTech, OrSt, Nevada
TCU: Utah, OrSt, Air Force

TCU’s 1 and 3 dominate Boise’s 1 and 3, in my opinion. My answers are 1) Boise, 2) TCU.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TCU

I would stake a lot on that.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean in the BCS or the human polls?

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The aggregate BCS standings.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TCU, by a modest amount.

Assuming both teams win out, which is more likely for fBSU than TCU, since TCU has to play Utah.

Maybe the question should be “who will be ranked highest among non-AQ teams”.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question I intended was just “which will be ranked the highest between the two,” which I believe to be equivalent to the question you asked (unless Utah decides to play spoiler).

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK. But it doesn’t make much sense not to include Utah in the mix, as they may be the best team of the three.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

I see what you’re saying. If Utah wins out, do you think they jump Boise? I don’t, which was why I implicitly excluded them from the question, but who knows?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say.

Utah will actually be hurt by the fact that one of their OOC games is with Notre Dame. TCU has the better OOC sched, and they’re in the same conference, so you’d think TCU would be ranked higher. On the other hand, if Utah beats TCU, Utah will get a bigger boost from the win than if TCU beat Utah, since TCU would have been ranked higher and had a tougher schedule…

Good lord, could they have made this any more convoluted? It’s as bad as our current system for paying for healthcare in the USA.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to go with TCU

Their wins are more impressive, and i hate donkey’s

by F'n Duck on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they are anywhere close to Boise in the polls

They will jump them in the computers.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blount was the leading rusher for Tampa Bay in a win over the Rams today.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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I wasn’t expecting this, to be totally honest, but Mel Kiper has LaMichael rated as the #2 running back NFL prospect for underclassmen just behind Mark Ingram, and ahead of Ryan Williams from Va Tech, Quizz, and Shane Vereen. He also had Paulson as the #3 tight end for underclassmen. I just didn’t think LaMichael would get that kind of NFL hype because of his size. I hope he doesn’t decide to leave after this season.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he wouldn't have

then chris johnson came along

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Brian Westbrook.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are looking at his overall body strength and speed. He’s on the small side, yes, but he’s going to get a look regardless.

Maybe he’s #2 because it’s a thin pool of eligibles at RB this year. Might be incentive for him to come out.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a lockout season?

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said "might."

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pray he doesn’t. I read somewhere that he has said he’s not going anywhere until he has his degree.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean much, depending on how far along he is, and if he attends during summer. He’s in his third year of classes at least. My mother got her degree in 2 1/2 years by going year-round and taking 20 credits a term, back when you paid for 12 credit hours at UO and could take as many classes as you wanted over that.

If you’re motivated, you can do a lot, especially with all that academic help Rachel Bachmann’s told us about.

I hope he doesn’t come out, of course, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised if he did, especially since he’d be the putative Heisman leader to start 2011 (since Newton’s gone after this year, he won’t win it twice).

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect LMJ to leave after 2011

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that my Raiders finally had a great game.

And to top it off, I’m playing Axemen in Fantasy right now, and he has the Broncos D/ST.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

don't i get some "not their fault" points?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t get excited.. all you have left after the remaining afternoon games is Manning on the road at a hungry Dallas, and Greg Jennings tonight. He’s got Bradshaw, Miles Austin, Driver and Crosby left to play. I’ve seen 21 point margins made up with less. (Remember, I had a 32 point lead with nothing left but the Patriots defense to face on Monday night..)

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my Patriots defense. :)

and I could really care less about fantasy, when the Raiders are doing good.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you end up caring about fantasy a lot.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care what the numbers say

USC concerns me very much.

1. Their offense has looked really good. I think Barkley looks a lot better than he did last year. During last year’s game, USC moved the ball very successfully against our defense in the first half. That was without Robert Woods. We will not have the Autzen faithful supporting our D. Our defense struggled on the road against ASU – Barkley won’t throw 7 picks.

2. Yes, USC’s defensive struggles are well known. But they’ve had 2 weeks to prepare for our offense. Defenses always play better against our offense when they have extra time to become more disciplined. Their defense looked very good against Cal (yes, I know its schizophrenic Cal). But the good performance will give them a boost in confidence. Our offense is fast, but not playing on the turf makes us slower. Plus, our offensive line either shows up in the big way (UCLA) or they struggle (ASU).

3. Special teams concerns me. As great as Barner and Harris have been returning kicks for touchdowns, they’ve hurt us by coughing up the ball. Although we haven’t lost every muffed kick, the fumbles are momentum killers and keeps our offense off the field.

by westspec on Oct 24, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what a stop by the Chargers

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by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Im thinking of making this my signature

What do you think?

no really, you are the lowest form of human slime … Your sole intent is to rub it in and your only motivation is cruelty. You are a disgusting human being who lacks anything remotely valuable to add to this forum. Go away.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
by Gekko Mojo on Oct 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT via mobile

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think your signature now is perfect.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a huge fan of trolling, so I’m even less of a fan of trolling trophies. Plus, as QQA said, your sig now is pretty great.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did the

tOSU jerk respond to that awesome set down? I hope he had the sense to be ashamed.

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by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He opened his mouth as if he was going to respond, looked at his wife who was looking at him like he was in the wrong, and just stood there. I was about 15 rows behind the tOSU bench, surrounded by almost all tOSU fans and nobody said a word to me. I stayed until the bitter end because I wanted to experience that so that when I finally get to witness a Rose Bowl win some day it’ll be that much sweeter.

And when that day comes, I will remember how shitty it felt in January 2010 and I will make sure I’m considerate to the losing teams’s fans.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 6:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

I was in a section with all Oregon fans so I didn’t have an experience like that (we even partied with some very cool Ohio St fans that evening) but I will never understand the need some people have to kick others when they are down.

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by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just plain mean. When I see someone who just got his or her heart torn out, I don’t think “it would be fun to rub their nose in it, wouldn’t it?” My immediate reaction is “damn I’ve been there before and that SUCKS.”

I think its because I was a pretty good athlete when I was young and my dad harped on losing with class, but winning with even more class. That’s why I’ve always hated the O-VER-RA-TED chant…it has to come at the tail end of losing a game that a team was expected to win. Chanting that is focusing on kicking the other team when they are at probably their lowest moment, where I choose to focus on how happy I am that my team won instead.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 6:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think its one thing to insult fans at a game

and another entirely to give opposing teams fans shit on internet messageboards. One of my business partners is an Oregon Stater and we have been flinging poo at each other for 25 years.

At any rate, my ban over at TDP is temporary. I’ll be back for the Washington game. People over there are in a foul mood these days and need some time to cool down. The funny part is that I was just engaging in normal conversation, not trolling at all (this time) :)

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by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. MCD and CaDuck just got their hearts ripped out, put back in, and then ripped out again

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for pointing that out.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-5 record, with 5 losses by 7 pts, 7 pts, 8 pts, 3 pts, 3 pts. Three of those five games we had the ball in a position to score with less than 2 minutes left. Twice we turned it over on downs after getting first and goal, and you just witnessed the 3rd where we missed a FG to tie and go to overtime. Fun times. If the Ducks weren’t doing well I may just have to give up football for the year before I hurt myself.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot the false start that pushed your kicker back 5 yards

oh, and the fact that your own coach iced your kicker

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t ice him. He was running the clock down as far as possible then calling a timeout so that if we made the FG we didn’t give the ball back to Tom Brady with a bunch of time left. The false start, after seeing the replay, could have easily been called encroachment as both of the defenders starting rushing and made him jump. Also, you may not have seen the play that was ruled a backward pass the NE recovered that was NOT a backward pass. I rewound and watched it and it wasn’t even close. I have no idea how they could say that there wasn’t enough evidence to overturn it. I think these refs use that excuse as a total crutch. They let plays play out just in case, which is a good thing, but then won’t overturn it if it was wrong. Pisses me off.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well here’s the thing with that false start….people fake-rush all the time or pump-fake their blitz, if you will. The goal is to, you guessed it, make the opposing player jump.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey smartass, they can be called for encroachment if they make the guy jump. It happens all the time. How about if you stop acting like you are 100% correct again when you’re not.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if they don't cross the line

and the pats certainly didn’t cross that line

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit. See above.

No player of the defensive team within one yard of the line of scrimmage may make an abrupt movement in an attempt to cause the offense to false start.

That’s how the rule used to be. They changed it several years ago.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you say they changed it several years ago

what is it now? cause word for word the second post is the same as the first.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are supposed to be the same. I was reiterating the first post. This is the current rule. Years ago they defense could do whatever they wanted to try to get you to jump, but they changed it. Click the link if you’d like, it takes you straight to the NFL.com NFL Rule Book. This is another one of those cases where you say something smartass that is incorrect, you are proven wrong, but you stick to it and make the other people provide link after link in hopes that there’s some way of getting out of it. Both blockquotes are the same intentionally because that is the current rule.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

its very easy to hide it though

the line thats crossed is one where you aren’t sneaky enough, and the pats weren’t near that

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old-axemen rides again, I just hope this doesn't mean Old-Allioti got out of his cage...

The Pats weren’t ear which part?

No player of the defensive team within one yard of the line of scrimmage may make an abrupt movement in an attempt to cause the offense to false start.

2 players of the defensive team
Both on the line of scrimmage
Both made abrupt movements well before the Guard moved

The only debatable part of this is whether the refs need evidence that they INTENDED to cause a false start. I’ve seen a ton of times where they make this call and there’s never a way to know what a player INTENDED to do, because you can’t read his mind. That is debatable, at best, so your statement that it isn’t even close is wrong.

Forgetting all of that, you said:

well here’s the thing with that false start….people fake-rush all the time or pump-fake their blitz, if you will. The goal is to, you guessed it, make the opposing player jump.

Which means that you thought, at the beginning of this conversation, that “the goal is to, you guessed it, make the opposing player jump.” (Bold added for emphasis, italics added for condescending prick-ness) Which means that you thought that you could INTEND to make them false start and it was still fine. So, once again, you are wrong. You’ve been proven wrong. And yet, you are still trying to poke holes in it.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

  • ear = NEAR

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said the rule was wrong or that i was backtracking

i said that its not hard to cover the fact that you’re trying to pull them offsides.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh…your right to correct TQA8 has been revoked. I’m taking Quinn’s advice now because if I’ve learned anything on the interwebz, it is that there is absolutely no getting someone like you to reconsider your position. You will argue and poke holes in this to the bitter end. Good day sir.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey now, I haven't had one of those episodes since the Hawaii/USC game.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the NFL Rule Book (Digest of Rules Main)

No player of the defensive team within one yard of the line of scrimmage may make an abrupt movement in an attempt to cause the offense to false start.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

So so painful. Can we get back to discussing the unstoppable machine of death that is our offense?? Thanks

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Oct 24, 2010 6:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chargers?

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YFT’sFT is a chargers fan, along with caduck and myself.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 24, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sad but true

And my flight home to SF just got weather delayed by 3 hours. I’m going to destroy this airport bar’s kegs right now

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Oct 24, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bummer man...

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Rahim Moore, you're no John Boyett!

by CaDuck on Oct 24, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I’ve been eagerly awaiting a chance to read the comments on the The Notre Dame of the PAC’s blog – the Dawg Pound

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Oct 24, 2010 6:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

hahaha

that’s perfect…

The Notre Dame of the PAC’s blog – the Dawg Pound

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we pitch this to Berkowitz in two weeks?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I was Hammered Drunk

And I had this epiphany. Think about the number of parallels here boys (and Daisy)….
Both teams suck. Terribly.
Both teams used to be great, both teams act like that was last season.
Neither can take a joke, because why would you ever mock a program that is Such A Big Deal.
Finally about to get on this damn plane, feel free to add your own comparisons

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Oct 24, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wish I was around more the next two weeks

just so I could use “Notre Dame of Seattle” to death on ATQ.

Well done.

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just find a way to work it in to conversation in italy

shouldn’t be too hard

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last month I was in Italy

I saw a guy at the Vatican wearing a ducks shirt so of course I walk up to him and give him a toothy grin and “hey pal, go ducks”

He looked at me with an expression that was so rotten you would have thought I’d whispered in his ear “I had sex with your wife.”…….

That being said, I was in Paris, Rome, Padova (countryside an hour outside of Venice), and Venice. If you’re going to be in any of those spots I can give some advice. For instance, don’t touch the pidgeons, those guys will give you superAIDs

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Oct 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is someone putting together a BCS show open thread?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think we need one

Just go ahead and leave the conversation in here

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
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by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye aye, captain.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Dave

Guess which college app i’m working on now ;)

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright here we go….

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

10-1

Wisconsin
Oklahoma
Utah
Alabama
Mizzou
Michigan State
TCU .8833
Boise STate .8846
Oregon .9069
Auburn .9371

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can live with that...

and in some ways I prefer it.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Herbie is bashing Auburn’s defense, and not ours.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought it’d be, and I have no problem with those rankings.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In particular, now that asinine “Three consecutive #1 teams have fallen!” millstone will be around someone else’s neck while we’re down at SC.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have beaten the Jinx already by winning Thursday.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

These rankings are fine with me as well

But I am a bit bummed that our computer ranking did not go up after this last week. It is still 8th. We need that to start moving upwards a little bit.

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by daisyduck on Oct 24, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you guys would get my full support if you were #1.

Now I want Masoli to unleash the fury against Auburn the way he did against U$C last year…

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always have to remind myself that you aren’t primarily an Oregon fan. Always. I’ve just always associated you with Oregon Ducks, and not Wisconsin Badgers, and when I read a “you guys…”, it always gets me.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 24, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sowwy.

Cliff Harris just locked up my computer looking at yesterday’s open thread…

You can't be serious, man! You cannot be serious! His foot was on the line! It was ON THE LINE! He was clearly out! How could you possibly call him in!?

"I'm going to award a point against you, Mr. OBrienSchofieldismyHero."

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem. I tried to get in to my car, and I found out that Cliff Harris locked that too.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not #1! We're not #1!

Down goes Auburn! Down goes Auburn!

/jinxjinx

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masoli can help us.

He really, really can.

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone with a Masoli jersey

wear it sometime this week for the good vibes.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll rock mine on friday

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

JM all is forgiven!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all will be forgiven IF he outplays Cam Newton

quick someone ship him his favorite grass from here! And a macbook! Pro!!!!!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the odds of that happening...

are not good.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if we throw in an iPad too?

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the mythical Iphone for Verizon?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND

Cliff Harris locking Auburn’s offense down?

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

who would he lock down?

Cam Newton doesn’t throw the ball against good defenses.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple.

He would lock Cam Newton down.

He’s just that amazing.

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, OBSIMH,

I never did thank you guys for taking out tOSU a while back. Thanks again for doing that!

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome.

We had an unbelievably EPIC 31-30 game against Iowa. A Kevin Riley-esque blooper that ends the game? Incredible.

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget that you’re a Wisky fan. I’ll second PM. That was a great win. Congrats!

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was insufferable

was all the SH!T Iowa fans talked before the game. They cited the 24-6 record over the last thirty games, not realizing that Wisconsin had some really, really bad teams in the 70s and 80s, and talking smack about how Wisconsin had never defeated a ranked Iowa team in IC.

They were beyond inconsolable after that game. Iowa City bars made so much money yesterday.

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you attend U Wisc/Madison?

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

I wish. I’m at UWEC now. It’s beyond awesome.

I have rabid Vikes fans down the hall from me, Packer fans across the hall and a great Falcons fan one door away.

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive been to Eau Claire

Had a job interview at Nestle’ there a few yrs back

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Brad Edwards

Fsck You!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not watching. What’d he do?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha never mind

he redeemed himself with this (paraphrased): “While Boise State will hit the hardest part of their WAC schedule, it’s still the WAC. They won’t gain jackshit in the computers.”

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, brad is a good guy

He’s been saying Oregon is in the best position as it’s top of the human polls and has room to rise in the BCS computer average as our SOS can only grow (IF, of course, we win out).

by gamedaytribe on Oct 24, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tale told by an idiot, all sound and fury, signifying nothing.

It’s nice that espn can create all this controversy along with a program to sell ads on. It Doesn’t Matter Yet.

Just go out there and Win The Fucking Games and the rest will take care of itself. At worst it’s a Jan 1 date against Michigan State.
  
Don’t win and it does not matter.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A game against Michigan State

in basketball would be a Michigan State slaughter.

Move along, nothing to see there…

Obviously, Minnesota will hire John L. Smith to be their next head football coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No disagreement, although I suspect just about any game this season for Oregon in basketball is going to be a bloodbath.

Hell, Wisconsin’s basketball team could lay 100 on us. And it wouldn’t take two games.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't even have a speedy offense

it takes a while for us to set up, but our fundamentals will kill you.

Wow, I wonder what Aaron Brooks thinks of this mess. That kid is awesome.

You can't be serious, man! You cannot be serious! His foot was on the line! It was ON THE LINE! He was clearly out! How could you possibly call him in!?

"I'm going to award a point against you, Mr. OBrienSchofieldismyHero."

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 25, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT, but i LOLIRL and i think ASD will too

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just opened a fortune cookie.
YOUR PATH MAY BE DIFFICULT, BUT WILL BE REWARDING

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It was then

intercepted by a leaping axemen23, who was promptly banished from the restaurant before Cliff Harris locked him down, right?

Only happens 4 out of every 20 Jake Locker pass attempts…

You can't be serious, man! You cannot be serious! His foot was on the line! It was ON THE LINE! He was clearly out! How could you possibly call him in!?

"I'm going to award a point against you, Mr. OBrienSchofieldismyHero."

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone mark this down

its a double fail of a meme: the “pile on Axemen23 meme” and the “Jake Locker 4-20 meme”

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what was the result?

The Wheaton Wave was then overturned and Huard had another chance?

You can't be serious, man! You cannot be serious! His foot was on the line! It was ON THE LINE! He was clearly out! How could you possibly call him in!?

"I'm going to award a point against you, Mr. OBrienSchofieldismyHero."

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outstanding sir, but in America, it’s pronounced “Bavers (Bah-Vurrs)”

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I can’t make myself type that. And I swore never to refer to them as barkrats or nutria.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like if i watch it long enough

it’ll start getting a 6 pack

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you notice how I used a subject line?

I hear it’s way important.

She's a Cougar; he's a Duck.
Both agree: The Huskies Suck.

by benzduck on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why its green.

We here at ATQ award you for the things you’re supposed to do.

I feel like I should say something smart.

by Jayon on Oct 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They called themselves Bavers first.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Oct 25, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically they called themselves Beavers first.

Then the guy with the first “E” passed out, and the forgot to rearrange as r-Beavs.

Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the best trash talk in this whole thread

well done Benz

There go the refs faking a replay to catch their breath again. - Bill Musgrave
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's hilarious

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Oct 24, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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