TWITS: The Drive Into Duck History; The End of the Suffering (October 22, 1994)
Much has been written hereabouts concerning the spectacular, nine-plus minute clock-killing drive at Memorial Stadium last weekend. Some have even proclaimed it the greatest drive ever.
Considering the stakes involved, it certainly was monumental. And, at many institutions, it would absolutely stand alone above most possessions during any season.
But in my opinion -- even if icing that victory leads to much bigger and better things -- The Nine:Twenty Icing doesn't hold a candle to The Drive in Duck history.
Because nobody realized at the time how monumentally important The Drive was.
It was The Drive That Ended The Suffering.
A journey into the benzduck wayback machine, after the jump.
** The Situation **
It's the middle of the 4th quarter. Washington has just scored, converting an interception to take a 24-20 lead. Oregon DE Troy Bailey is called for a personal foul for throwing a punch at a UW player.
After the penalty is marked off, the Huskies kick off from mid-field. Freshman Patrick Johnson receives the pooch kick at the 2 yard line.. and stumbles; his knee hits the ground; the play is dead.
Oregon has 98 yards to go, led by a senior quarterback who has never -- in 4 years of starting play -- led his team to a come-from-behind victory. Danny O'Neil is running out of chances. And he's up against the #9 team, with one of the country's top defensive units. A team that a month earlier had ended Miami's ten year home win streak.
There is 7:40 left in The Suffering.
** The Setup **
Oregon was 4-3 the week of the 1994 UW game, and grumpy supporters have, as usual, been calling for the head of Rich Brooks. Losing two games against WAC opponents (at Hawaii, and at home to Utah) will do that to your base. But three of those wins were impressive; first a 40-16 throttling of Iowa at home, then a win at USC behind a backup QB who had never started a game, and another home win over Cal. So, Oregon was 2-1 in conference play. By late October, no dominant team had emerged, and optimistic Duck fans had begun to approach their usual level of delusion.
The highest ranked team in the Pac10 the week of October 22 was Washington, at #9 AP. At 5-1, the only loss to USC on the road in the first game, and having earlier stopped Miami's 12-year home winning streak, the Huskies looked as good as any team in the country behind Heisman candidate Napoleon Kaufman and QB Damon Huard.
"You can't stop Napoleon Kaufman," Oregon Coach Rich Brooks said of the UW feature back, who was averaging over 160 yards per game. "You hope you can stop him from making long runs. You can't concentrate on him too much. Washington's got too much offense.
"Right now they're playing better than anyone in the league. They have the most balanced offense I've seen. Our offense is not firing on all cylinders." This was Brooks just being honest. The offense wasn't exactly lighting it up, averaging about 316 yards per game. And they hadn't been scoring a lot of points. The Iowa game, a 40-16 win, was a bit of a fluke as Oregon took advantage of great fied position in Hawkeye territory and got TDs on drives of 23, 44, 11 and 37 yards to overcome being outgained 421-279.
In this game, Oregon had a little momentum, but UW came in with MOmentum in the form of a five-game win streak, and its usual chip-on-shoulder attitude. Probation had given them a bit of an us-against-the world mentality.
And the typically nasty rivalry threatened to go beyond the usual namecalling and ritual throwing of alleged dog biscuits, or poop, depending on who was asked. The day before the game, three former Husky athletes -- Jason Shelley and Prentiss Perkins from the football team, and Charles Douglas Barnes representing hoops -- were convicted of sexually abusing two Oregon women in a dormitory the previous October; they received 120-day jail terms and two years probation. Although both Perkins and SHelley had long been kicked off the Huskies for other offenses, the incident just served to pour gasoline on the grease fire that represented the mutual respect between the teams and their fan bases.
No member of that 1994 UW team had ever lost to Oregon.. not even the redshirts. In the last three meetings, the Ducks had managed a total of 16 points; in 1990, at least, they'd managed 17, and still lost by three TDs.
UW fans continued to push the idea that this really wasn't a rivalry at all; their "true rivals" were WSU, of course, and USC. (USC fans of the time were more likely to specify UCLA and Notre Dame as *their* rivals, a fact lost upon UW fans.) This denial of rivalry status was, of course, perceived as the ultimate insult and lack of respect by Oregon fans.
On paper, this wasn't a contest. The Huskies were favored by two touchdowns.
And yet, a banner was unfurled in the stands. "I looked up and saw, 'The Ducks are Pasadena Bound,'" said Oregon wideout Dameron Ricketts. "I thought, 'that's nice, but that's never really going to happen.'" Those daffy, delusional Duck fans.
** The Game **
Oregon held the lead from early in the 2nd quarter, when Dino Philyaw scored from 8 yards out after Ricky Whittle's 86-yard kickoff return to make it 7-3, all the way until midway through the 4th quarter. An errant pass by O'Neil had bounced off fullback Dwayne Jones, into the arms of UW corner Reggie Reser at the Oregon 20. When fullback Richard Thomas bulled over three plays later, from 10 yards out, the solid UW contingent in the east end zone erupted. The band played Tequila. The fans pointed and laughed at the cute little team in green who was now losing to the mighty Huskies.
UW led 20-17.
Then, Bailey lost his head.
Then, PJ made a freshman mistake on the kickoff. Right in front of the same UW fans.
O'Neil hadn't had a good game. At this point, he was 6-of-16, for just 55 yards. And he'd just thrown that pick.
And now, he was losing. Again.
The Oregon crowd wasn't brimming with optimism; they'd seen their team lead for most of the game, seen a spectacular defensive effort that had held Kaufman in check and only allowed two drives over 60 yards, but the big bad Huskies had finally taken control. The best they could hope for was a chance for Matt Belden to get a decent punt out of the end zone, and hope that somehow UW wouldn't just start handing the ball to Kaufman and let him ice the game.
Thus did Danny O'Neil, the guy who had never led a game-winning drive, whose team had lost 5 straight to the Huskies, who had just created the turnover that put his team behind, take the field with his offense, right in front of the makeshift Dawg Pound.
98 yards to the end zone, for a team that had only gained 104 in the entire game.
** The Drive **
The Drive (Pt. 1 - Washington @ Oregon 1994) (via keeerrrttt1)
**
Ten plays. 98 yards. 4 minutes 30 seconds.
Dwayne Jones is redeemed, for the pass that deflected off his pads into the arms of Reser.
Danny O'Neil is redeemed, after going 4-for-4 on the game-winning drive for 68 yards and getting that critical first down on a gutsy run. He finally gets his go-ahead fourth-quarter drive.
Oregon has the lead, 24-17.
2:40 remains in The Suffering. Now, it's up to the defense.
The rest is -- quite literally -- history.
We don't know yet if The Nine:Twenty will rise to equivalent status in Duck lore. But we do know that with that last drive, The Suffering ended.
Because The Pick could not have happened without The Drive.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.
114 comments
|
14 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Humongous rec.
This remains the single greatest day in my 30+ years as a sports fan. I will forever gloat to my fellow Duck comrades that I was in the student section that day, and none of them were (they’d graduated before me, six-year-plan FTW!) We are never reminded enough of the drive before the pick. Very, very well done.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
I was right there, 34 rows up, in section 15, less than 20 yards from where Wheaton intercepted that ball.
Best, seat, ever.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 16, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I was in the endzone (Duckvision, side) seeing Wheaton run right at me
Second-Best seat?
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
I was in Hawaii at the time
And was there when Hawaii beat Oregon that year. Not a good memory to start the season. But what a way to finish.
A very good friend of mine knew how much i loved the Ducks and we talked about The Pick all the time. Flash forward to 2006. I had purchased us front row tix for three of us. Awesome game. Oregon one, we were high fiving cheerleaders all game and we got on the TV. As a thank you for the game, he gave me a Wheaton signed photo of The Pick that used to hang in Track Town Pizza. I love that photo!
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Spell fail
Ok, Oregon didnt one, they won. And we made it on TV, not on the TV (that’s my hillbilly talk there).
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
I SEEN IT!
I SEEN IT ON THE TV!
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
Tell me...
did we play something BESIDES “School’s Out” back then? Our repertoire has been wearing thin ever since we stopped having time to play anything during offense.
BCS stands for Boise Can Suck it. I am naturally a proud supporter of the current BCS system.
by Brass-billed on Nov 16, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
Sheesh, nevermind
Watching the video, I can hear it in the background! I swear, Alice Cooper will haunt me ’til I graduate.
BCS stands for Boise Can Suck it. I am naturally a proud supporter of the current BCS system.
by Brass-billed on Nov 16, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
I was also in the band ...
2001-05. And we played School’s Out all the time too. Tradition?
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
Come on bandos.
It’s not “School’s Out.” It’s 5.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Wheaton intercepted the ball? Really? So I'm guessing
Huard’s gonna go back to throw the ball…
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 16, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
What always amazes me about this drive is that Oregon had done effectively nothing before this. And then, they made big play after big play to drive down the field.
There was absolutely no reason to think that they could drive 98 yards. And yet…they did just that.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
The only other situation that I can think of where a team pulled a bigger rabbit out of its tattered and beaten hat was the 2004 Red Sox vs Yankees ALCS. Down 3-0, trailing 4-3 in the bottom of the ninth against the greatest team in history with the greatest closer in history; the biggest Long Shot Louie at Hialeah wouldn’t have put a fin on their fate.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
This is going to earn the wrath of the juju.
A long, long drive is great – but let’s actually get to a BCS bowl before talking about how great it is. This didn’t end The Suffering. This didn’t beat our rivals and send us to the Rose Bowl. This didn’t even come against a fierce rival or a great team.
The Juju is going to be very angry at our hubris.
Boo. I hope you’re not injured, because then I’ll feel like a jerk, but still. Boo.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 16, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE OVER FIFTEEN THOUSAND.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
HOW?
FIFTEEN THOUSAND?
Beat Northwestern and Michigan, THEN I'll talk Wisconsin in the BCS. But not until that happens.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Dude
We didn’t even score at the end! We weren’t even down! This is a great drive and it was awesome to just kill the other team and piss them off. Nothing shows dominance like a clock killing drive and the other team needing desperately to get a stop, knowing the game is on the line and being completely unable to do anything about it
It was a great, great drive.
But it wasn’t The Drive. It wasn’t the comeback drive against ASU, or the comeback against Oklahoma, or even a killing drive against our in-state rival that ended up sending us to the Rose Bowl. It was a clock killing drive against a .500 team while we had the lead.
Its even more awesome that we didn't score.
What a message. That, so far, was the drive of the season. And so far this as been the season for Oregon football. Its a pretty fucking awesome drive, enjoy it.
I hate dogs.
Shoot them in the head.
Set them on fire.
Cause I hate Washington!
The 'so far'
Is the part that tempts the wrath of the juju.
So far it’s a great drive. So far it’s really special.
But so far, we’re not even in the Rose Bowl yet. So far we’ve won a beauty pageant.
This season’s been damn special so far – but I’m not going to rank things as better than some of the most amazing seasons ever (and the events that defined those seasons) until the season is over. If we lose the next two games that drive will be a meaningless footnote on a season filled with hope that was crushed.
Let’s get 11-0. Let’s get 12-0. Then I’ll look back and see if this drive meant something really special. Until that time, we’re a play away from losing our entire season in a cascade of injuries and sadness.
I guess I take a much more stop and smell the roses approach to the season.
I say you have to have fun with it, no reason to spend all your time what could go wrong. Should I have not been enjoying the 2007 season at the time. Should I have been waiting till after the season to have all the fun I had at the USC and ASU games. Its football, have fun, root for the Ducks, hope for the best and leave the worrying to the team.
I hate dogs.
Shoot them in the head.
Set them on fire.
Cause I hate Washington!
YOU AND THAT JONATHANPDX FELLOW
SO MUCH GODDAMN SUNSHINE? WHAT, WE’RE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS? LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF A GAME? WELL LET ME TELL YOU MISTER, IT ISN’T A GAME.
Wait, what? You say college football IS a game? WELL FUCK YOU, MR. KNOW IT ALL.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
That's Right!
I’m already miserable about the 2011 season. Damn polls won’t give us any respect, the computers don’t like us and they aren’t even out yet, and those damn Baver / Fuskie / fBSU fans are trolling like crazy. Canzano wrote that stupid article about Chip Kelly (again) and nobody has called him on it because he can’t hear anybody else with his head so far up his own ass.
I already know the bowl game for 2011 (if we even go to one) will be in bad weather and tickets will be too expensive and the hotel bar will have dust flecks on all the ice so you can’t even enjoy your drinks. And the plane ride home will be bumpy and there will be a crying baby in the back and some idiot won’t understand that he can’t talk on his iPhone during takeoff but the flight attendant will look at YOU like it’s your goddamn fault the idiot next to you has fetal alcohol syndrome.
Rivals doesn’t have us ranked yet for 2012 which means we should already accept that it’s going to hurt us in the 2013 preseason rankings and that new rule they probably implemented is going to ruin the game and Canzano wrote ANOTHER stupid article, can you believe that guy? As if this game wasn’t painful enough to enjoy already.
Clearly there’s no joy to be had in college football and the 2011 season has already proven it.
by JonathanPDX on Nov 17, 2010 3:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I LOVE YOU MAN
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 17, 2010 6:08 AM PST up reply actions
And that's cool
But I’m not going to compare that drive to The Drive, or any number of awesome things that have happened along the years.
Because here’s the thing: do you remember much about 2007’s great drives? I don’t. I remember some really awesome plays here and there, but not a whole lot of drives. And the funny thing is that there were some beautiful ones.
But until this season matters a whole lot, all I’m going to say is that that was a beautiful drive…this season.
Drives are more meaningful when they actually mean something.
Before The Drive, the most impressive Drive in my memory was in 1970, when a gimpy Dan Fouts, as a sophomore, hit Greg Specht for a 15 yard TD with 30 seconds left to cap a 21-point rally and beat UCLA in LA for the first time since 1948.
That was an amazing game — Fouts had been pulled, and Tom Blanchard (the punter) came in with Oregon down 40-21 with 4:38 remaining in the game.
A TD, a fumble, another TD and an onside kick later and we had the ball at midfield with 2:10 left, trailing by 5.
Bobby Moore runs for 3.
Moore again, for two.
Blanchard hits Leland Glass on an out pattern at the UCLA 11, but is hammered into the turf and injures his shoulder. In limps Fouts.
Moore carries to the UCLA 5.
Fouts tries to roll out, but his lack of mobility gets to him and he’s sacked for a 10 yard loss.
3rd and goal at the 15. 30 seconds left.
Fouts throws an NFL bullet, hits Specht in the back of the end zone. Touchdown. 41-40.
This win put Oregon in the Rose Bowl race. But they couldn’t sustain the momentum, even beating USC at Autzen a couple of weeks later, and a late-season swoon (losses on the road in Seattle and Corvallis and a tie with Army) ended the Duck season at 6-4-1. So, as far as relevance goes, this one didn’t mean anything close to The Drive.
Still, if you had to put together a series of drives, that 4th quarter in the Coliseum would have to be on the list.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
I have two other suggestions
How about the drive that capped the epic 35 point comeback @ WSU?
Or
The drive that tied the Arizona Game last year
Last year's Arizona game is second to this one.
The Cal drive was great, but in the grand scheme of things only decided the game in retrospect.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Or the drive that beat OSU last year and gave us a rose bowl win?
Or the drives against ASU in Harrington’s day?
Or the Dixon-led drive against Oklahoma that led the game?
We won the Rose Bowl last year? Damn, I can sleep through anything.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
No kidding
I was AT THE GAME and apparently slept through it too. I would have thought the drunk idiot behind me screaming in my ear and spitting in my hair (eew!) would have woken me up, but evidently he’s no better than my alarm clock.
That does it
We’re probably not winning the Rose Bowl another decade, at the rate we’re psssing off Juju. For the record, so Juju understands, we did NOT win the Rose Bowl in 2009. Nor 2008. Nor 2007. Nor 2006. Nor 2005…you get the picture. Just so we’re all clear.
I think kalon meant Pac 10 Championship win? Yes, that sucker, baby, is OURRRRRRS!!!!
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 16, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
The first drive against ASU (that I was luckily present for)
Comeback #1, building Harrington’s legend.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was there too.
yeah, I remember that one quite well, Marshaun Tucker caught the pass right in front of us in the SE corner. That was Joey’s coming-out party.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
I was in that SE corner as well.
There were a couple of guys a few rows in front of us screaming “JOOOOEEEEEYYYYY” at the top of their lungs the whole first half while Harrington was riding the bench.
Soon everyone would be screaming ‘Joey’.
That was a great finish.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
How about a 1/2 dozen drives in the AZ game
I paced around my living room for a solid 2 hours during that game
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
For my money
Last year’s Arizona game was the most thrilling one I can recall, start to finish.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
And the end, with the fans trying to rush the field. I was screaming at my TV “Its not over yet assholes, stay off the field!!” Then boom, TD to tie it up and send it to OT. I have never been so happy to see the look on apposing teams fans as i was that night.
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
I just laughed when I saw that.
I knew what was going to happen.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 16, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
As soon as I saw that
I knew they were toast and that Oregon was going to come back.
That was win city.
That is also the game that earned Masoli true man love from me 4ever
Off season issues aside, he was a total stud in that game. All the pressure and anticipation. Rose Bowl on the line. Cap it off with a perfect pass to Dickson in the endzone.
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
If only he could have passed like that in eveyr game...
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 16, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
That was the sweetest icing on any cake, ever.

I CAN HAZ LADDER?
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I was in Rennie's Landing
watching that game. It was packed, and everyone was beyond drunk. I don’t remember what people were shouting at the TV when the AZ fans started coming out of the stands, but I’m sure they were mostly four letter words.
When Masoli ran in for the final score, the bar went abso-effing-lutely insane. Someone was dancing on a table. One of my friends pushed me over, and I accidentally broke a pint glass.
As far as sports moments go, it was only second to the men’s 800 in the 08’ Olympic Trials in terms of pure, unadulterated joy.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Nov 16, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
I should say
Sports moments that I witnessed.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Nov 16, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Arizona 2009 will absolutely remain as the most thrilling game I've
ever watched, any sport, at least as an involved fan in real-time. There have been far greater sporting accomplishments that have dropped my jaw, thrilled me, and so on (Secreteriat’s win, seen on TV replays). But there will never be another in which I’ve been so emotionally engaged, lived and died and threw up and passed out in the duration of.
What a game, what a game.
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 16, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
If the above was The Drive before The Pick.
This game was The LAWN.
As in, get off my.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Duly noted, retreats hastily
(ok, the hasty part might be arguable, just back from work and saw this).
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 17, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
Not sure if you were getting what I was saying, I was certainly not asking you to retreat.
I meant:
You’re right, that was beyond thrilling, and the game deserved a name.
If you were in the game thread that night, we were all fucking losing our marbles over it, I remember conversations about how MCD’s dog thought he was crazy, and so did mine. Tons of all caps, in real life. I remember Matt Daddy losing his marbles, too, so I guess some things were normal. I digress.
As the Arizona fans climbed the wall to storm the field, we were all up in arms about how the game wasn’t over, and how they should GET OFF OUR LAWN, amongst other sayings just being born like Can Haz Ladder?
Anyway, long way of saying I was proposing it be called The Lawn, if other games and plays had names like The Drive.
Don’t retreat, you had it right.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 17, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, had completely misread you there
Thanks for the clarification.
And yes, I was on the game threads of that game. All I recall was posting every 3 mins, "guys, I’m having a heart attack.
I had missed the LAWN thing earlier, but completely agree, great name. I will never forget laughing uproariously at the fans who came over the wall and then had to double back and then their woeful, distraught faces after the game.
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 17, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
The drive to tie up UA is probably 2nd to this one.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 16, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions
O’Neil to Ricketts.
Rush by Dino Philyaw
Rush by Ricky Whittle.
O’Neil to Patrick Johnson.
O’Neil to Ricketts.
Rush by Ricky Whittle.
O’Neil to Griffin
Rush by O’Neil “The Reach” (2nd effort, OMG).
Rush by Ricky Whittle.
TOUCHDOWN DWAYNE JONES.
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
Great Drives
1) 1994 UW (TWITS).
2) 2001 OSU (Mo’ Morris TD)
3) 2009 @ UA (Including the great PAT save, ever, by Nate Costa).
4) 2006 OU (Onside kicks don’t score point, touchdowns do).
5) 1997 @ UW (“The Catch”).
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
i said 1994
can’t judge at cal yet because season isn’t over…
Cal player fakes injury
I’ve been too busy to read AtQ much the past few days so my apologies if this has already been posted. A friend sent it to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEr6tHeuKnA
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
In other news: glowing object rises in East.
Film @ 11
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Nov 16, 2010 2:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
This made me actually laugh.
Feel free to peruse the two day shit-storm over here and at http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com when you have an hour or three to spare and you want to be in a really shitty mood.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
Just make sure you Z key is ready for the task at hand
You might want a spare on hand, just in case.
I hate dogs.
Shoot them in the head.
Set them on fire.
Cause I hate Washington!
My Z key is actually faded in relation to the other keys on my keyboard.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Sometimes teh z key doesnt do anything on this forum
not sure whats up with that. In fact its not working right now.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
So you can make an informed poll decision...
Full video of the “Nine:Twenty Icing” can be seen here.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Beginning of Part 1 ...
starts with an injured Cal player
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
Opps
never mind, it was the youtube still-shot for it … subliminal messaging by YouTube
"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."
Benz, I think this is your best work yet
Due to my sports ADD, I tend to think that the Arizona and Civil War drives from last year are a bit more epic, but as you say, they did not end The Suffering.
Speaking of which, I have often wondered about the exact date of the end of The Suffering…I had actually pegged it at November 18, 1989…but perhaps that was just the onset of the Twilight of The Suffering.
Not even the onset of the twilight IMHO.
Sure, we broke the bowl drought. But remember that..
.. we had to buy our way into a nth-tier bowl game, in the middle of something called the Arklatex ..
.. needed a late drive by our all-world QB to beat a 6-5 Tulsa team that had only one win over a team with a winning record..
.. went to two more mid-level bowls in the next 3 seasons, one of which no longer exists, and lost both times ..
.. went 27-27 between 11/18/89 and 10/22/94, after going 33-32-1 the previous 6 years ..
.. still had two losing seasons coming including the 1991 disaster, aka How Many QBs Can We Get Killed ..
.. had yet to lose four more games to the Huskies..
.. had an 8 game losing streak between ’91 and ’92..
.. lost to the Beavers twice, for gawdsake, when we thought the only thing we could count on was them outsucking us..
Nope, I’m pretty sure The Suffering wasn’t done yet.
It’s sort of like hooking up with a new partner, having a great time for a few months, then gradually realizing they have all the same bad habits as the one you just dumped.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Wow, you've opened my eyes
I must have had serious beer goggles for 1989-1994. But you are right – it was the same old loser I was hanging out with in 1988. Well, that particular loser had a broken collar bone, but still, you get my point.
Sorry. And I'm sure Bill is sorry too.
To me, this loser was even worse than the last one, because I’d been deluded into hoping that THIS TIME things had changed. That somehow I’d upgraded my taste in losers.. all because one of them took me on a really cool date to a place I’d never been.
That I was supposed to be overjoyed at a return trip to Shreveport, after my team managed to beat OAC 7-0 to get bowl eligible (after losing to U$C and UW by a combined 56-13 and dropping a 9-6 pukefest at Autzen to UCLA, the last game I attended sober and left drunk).
Oh, and that new loser came with some very ugly habits. Like losing to OAC. Twice. AT HOME.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
I was just starting to become a Duck fan during the 91-93 seasons. I’m lucky I was too young and ignorant to realize just how bad we were.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
It’s in my bloodstream. I came from a platypus family, but all my siblings are Duck fans. When I was growing up, games were just something to do on the occasional fall Saturday afternoon. Nobody got excited, which was great, because we never got too disappointed.
But this was pre-Suffering Oregon.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Yeah, the 1990 loser
did take me on a pretty fun date to San Diego. But, that date ended really poorly, and I had to give him the silent treatment all the way home. Yes, I’m lookin’ at you Musgrave. Funny that even though my L.A. date with 1994 ended on a sour note, it wasn’t the same at all.
Of course with Danny being a good Christian boy
you can’t have been expecting too much fun that night now, could you.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Well I'm no Bill Musgrave, but I definitely agree with DDay's original stance.
Seems to me a lot of optimism began in 1989, and joy for minor accomplishments like the Independence Bowl percolated because such achievements hadn’t been remotely plausible for so long. The Sufferin’ is certainly Benz’s copyright to define, but it sure feels like a long, logarithmic curve upward since that 1989 season to me. We made bowl games in ‘89, ’90, and ’92, and hadn’t previously done that since ’63, that means something.
As a 1989 freshman, I certainly never thought “damn, let’s just disband the team”, the kind of decision making true Sufferin’ might inspire. Not ever. Yes, we were underdogs for a lot of games, but there was hope for every one, really, every single one. While looking up at the sky, somewhere in the end zone under an air mattress named Marcus Woods, Ty Detmer opined this very thought.
Mr. Knight also doubled the size of the unfathomably named Knight Library with donations prior to 1991, appeasing those who believed school was for school, and then began construction of the dystopian Los Angeles seen in Blade Runner on our lawn. Meaning: this is also the time Nike really started to make her home on our couch, welcome or not. This has to be considered a crossroad moment, regardless your opinion of the victory’ goddess’ benefit or detriment to our smarts ‘n’ stuff.
Anyway, that’s just my experience, Benz, it’s your Sufferin’ and you tell us when it ends. I’m on board for wherever you take us next.
If we win 10 games this year, I’m happy.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
If we win 10 games this year, I’m happy.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
This is America.. you're free to define your own Suffering.
I understand the point of those who felt that mediocrity was not “suffering”, in the grand scheme of things, because okay, we’re 6-5 or 5-6 again, but hell, we could be 2-9 or 1-10 like the kids up the road and wouldn’t that suck?
And anyway, this whole football thing is just a diversion, every school has its jocks, go team go, rah rah rah, keeps people entertained during the autumn. Not everybody likes to go huntin’ and fishin’.
Long as we have a reasonable chance of winning our home games, especially Homecoming, it’s almost unseemly to aspire to anything beyond that.
And besides, all these kids are at least getting a good shot at a college education. And isn’t it great to get on TV every once in a while? Really gets the brand out of there! (Remember the old U of O commercials they’d air during those rare televised games, with that pedantic “professor” saying “The University of Oregon.. Take A Closer Look!”?)
Others (by others I mean me) have the decidedly non-Marxist opinion that if you’re going to do something as nutty as investing millions of dollars on young adults throwing a prolate spheroid around an artificial surface while repeatedly colliding with one another, you might as well aspire to excel, because otherwise it’s merely an exercise in psycho-social-cultural masturbation.
For me, it was frustrating that the team that I grew up following, the school I attended, for years didn’t seem to aspire to anything beyond maintaining its station. We had a football team because.. well, because we were in the Pac-8/10, and everybody else had one. I looked longingly at the Usual Suspects, wondering what it was about USC or UW or Ohio State or Alabama that gave those schools the ability to be competitive at a high level every year, while we setttled for the role of Teams The Usual Suspects Had To Play Every Year To Pad Out Their Schedules. “But,” I’d hear, “those are football schools.” Like there was something about being a “football school” that was beneath contempt.
Yes. I was envious. And frustrated. I wanted to be a fan of a winning team. And I’d go to games, follow them whenever I could, and sometimes they’d actually win, but not much, and in conference play they’d lose more often than not.
So when Brooks showed up and immediately changed the mantra from “We can’t recruit against the USCs of the world” to “Bullshit, we’re going to try!”, I finally had reason for optimism. I just never thought it would take 16 years to shift the paradigm. But I hung on, because I could see the changes coming. Facilities were being improved. The scholarship limits were helping level the playing field. I hung on because I loved my Ducks, and kept hoping that someday things would change, without ever actually expecting much.
To me, the 1994 season changed the expectations in a way that just buying our way into a crap bowl game, solely because we were “eligible”, could never do. The Ducks /won/ the Rose Bowl bid. It wasn’t purchased. Like it or not, the ‘89 Independence Bowl was an investment, not a reward. Wow, first bowl game since 1963? Awesome!… Wait, where? Shreveport? Okay.. What’s a Tulsa? The Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl?? Sorry, but, like most bowl games, nobody gave a shit about this game outside of Eugene and, presumably, Tulsa. Yes, the investment eventually paid off handily, but it was a long-term investment with a five-year payout. And we still weren’t relevant. Check the records and see how often we were listed in pre-season writers or coaches polls before 2001. I’ll wait.
Bowl games notwithstanding, the record shows that Oregon was consistently mediocre between 1985 and 1993.. and for at least half of 1994.
Maybe you don’t find mediocrity to be the equivalent of suffering. I do.. and to me, it’s worse than being consistently crappy like OSU during that period.
We were just good enough to get us all to think big, but not good enough to get over the hump. Good enough to think, at 6-1, that the Rose Bowl was just around the corner in ‘88, only to have one injury tank the entire season, at a level far beyond 2007. To watch the Tuesday papers for the release of the AP and UPI polls, in the hopes that sometimes you’d see Oregon listed under “Others receiving votes, listed alphabetically.” To have tailgate parties because, and only because, it was a good excuse to get all your buddies together and spend the afternoon drinking and eating and carousing (wait, it’s still like that, never mind).
Then, right at a point where a typical Oregon team would have folded its tent and claimed yet another moral victory.. The Drive, followed by The Pick.
No longer was a Rose Bowl bid something that, in the words of Dameron Ricketts, “wasn’t going to happen.”
I find it highly significant that we have only seen one losing season since 1994.. but had two losing seasons between 1989 and 1994, optimism be damned.
There was a paradigm shift in 1994. Define it as a logarithmic curve, that’s OK, so long as the function results in a sharp Y-axis spike right around week 3 of 1994. And if you choose to consider the period between ’89 and ’94 as post-Suffering, feel free.
But to me, all 1989’s “success” meant was that the jailers had finally stopped beating us with chains and baseball bats; we were still in the dungeon.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Huh
I guess that’s fair, and I can see that – but at the same time I remember how thrilled we all were when we got to the Independence Bowl and an 8-4 record. Heck, how thrilled we were when we got a winning record! I remember everyone in town talking about the Ducks, everywhere you went. It was unlike anything I’d ever seen before. The team was supported everywhere; not just near Autzen or on Franklin or anything, it was everywhere. Random paintings in windows, random stickers here and there…it was huge for the community.
One of the biggest plays I can remember is watching Musgrave run into the end zone and celebrating in that bowl game. And everyone cheering on my street by the old library.
I can see how Oregon hadn’t arrived yet, and it wasn’t a good team yet, just a better than mediocre some of the time team – but that was still the start of the turnaround for me. That showed we could get there. That season had tons of close wins and losses, but for the first time in years those close games were actually for us. And if we could just get a bit closer, we’d get there.
I love Oregon being a contender year in and out. I love that a bowl game is a foregone conclusion and we have our athletic budget based on how many national games will be broadcast. I love Lee Corso having a personal, intimate relationship with puddles. I love that high school students across the country think overwhelmingly that Oregon has the best uniforms (even if they’re horrible). I like all these things; I love them.
But I’ll never forget Musgrave and that Shreveport night.
I suppose that looking back I was happier about ‘89 than I’m giving myself credit for being now. Mostly I remember being pissed that we were relegated to playing an “also ran” like Tulsa, without acknowledging that we were considered also-rans by the rest of the CFB world.
8-4 or 9-3 seemed like a best case scenario back in that day. And there were many seasons where I would have given my ex’s left tit for 9 wins and a bowl.. any bowl.
That this is no longer the case is, essentially, my point.
But I was happy as a pig in sherbet in ‘89 and ’90. I just didn’t know any better.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Honestly
Until 2007 Oregon was considered an also-ran by everyone. We were the Oklahoma State or Texas Tech of the Pac-10 – a good team that was always competitive, but not the team that was going to win the Pac-10 unless the big guy had a down year or Oregon got really lucky.
Oregon fans might disagree, and I think that for most of the last 15 years Oregon has had teams that could compete with damn near everyone – but remember how folks thought Oregon was going to get run out of the stadium by Colorado, or couldn’t even hang with Texas in the Holiday bowl? That was the general perception, and until a few years ago Oregon was best known for their weird as hell jerseys and awesome mascot.
As someone said recently, this is the first year where no one is talking about what Oregon’s wearing. No one cares. And until 2007 hit and we got the #2 ranking in the country in the middle of the year, people didn’t care in general.
Heck, there are plenty of people out there that are using any excuse to slam the Ducks – they’re a gimmick team, their defense is bad, their offense is only good against bad defenses, whatever. For a lot of people Oregon’s respect still hasn’t arrived.
Before we were the Okie State or Texas Tech of the Pac-10, we were the Iowa State or Kentucky.
Agree with your general points here. And we won’t get that respect until we earn it, meaning being consistently dominant in the Pac, winning OOC, and beating one of the Usual Suspects in a meaningful bowl game. Which is why I want to face Auburn and not TCU or fBSU.
BTW: The uniform conversation has died down because we are being out-uglied right and left this year.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Oh, and one more thing..
I’m pretty certain that Uncle Phil didn’t start pouring money into the athletic Xanadu until after the ’95 Cotton Bowl — the first step being support for what would become the Mos Center. And ’95 was post-Suffering no matter how you count it.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Can't tell from your tone if I've actually pissed you off, but it was certainly not my intent.
At least I inspired you to write, always a good thing.
When I said it’s your story, I meant that I respect that, and I have fucking loved reading about it.
I do believe that 6-5 is better than 2-10, and it gives people reason to believe that 7-6, then 8-5, etc. are possible. I think that considering 6-5 worse than 2-10 makes results tend toward 2-10.
I think “bowl games notwithstanding” entirely misses the point of optimism.
I think optimism is actually the very root of all success. If you don’t think you can do it, you can’t.
I think that expecting a lower middling team in Eugene, Oregon to make an instant turnaround to national championship success is not reasonable, and is actually a roadmap for failure.
I don’t think this concept has anything to do with “settling” or accepting mediocrity, it has to do with building long term success, with the right coaches and the right decisions, and garnering the support of an entire community who start to believe it can be done.
Oh, and it’s not done yet, and is never done.
PK was certainly donating prior to 1995, if not at the same outlandish levels. In the on campus +/-1990 world, the library expansion was talked about daily as an apologist way to make his track and football donations seem more reasonable. For a short time, the discussion was that pressure from the academics had led to his decision to stop supporting Oregon altogether. The library was seen as a compromise, you do this, then go ahead and do all that other athletic stuff you are planning on doing. The writing was on the wall. I find the library donation a significant indicator of Phil’s future involvement, as well as the Casanova Center project of 1991 as indicators of big plans that were brewing. While they pale in comparison to the recent projects, they were seen as outlandish athletic spending at the time.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
Boys, boys, boys. You're missing the point here.
That cat has a fucked up eye! It’s internet funny!
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 16, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
HRD23 is a cat lady.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
I could never stay mad at you, snoogums.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Nov 16, 2010 9:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'll accept sugarboogar, and then we'll move on.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Just one more thing.
How would you feel about back-to-back 6-5 seasons now? Wouldn’t you be suffering, or at least throwing up in your mouth a little?
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Nov 16, 2010 10:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Is this a trick question, since we play 12 regular season games now?
Or, maybe you mean like 04’-‘05, after ’94, when we went 5-6?
Ok, that’s only one season, you got me there.
No, of course I would, but then is then and now is now, in order to return expectations to the pre-1989 levels, I’d have to see an extended downward performance curve. Sad face.
Ew, you’re right, I did just throw up in my mouth a little.
Anyway, I’m not remotely saying “stop desiring success”, nor am I saying that ‘94 wasn’t a significant step forward, I’m just saying I think the events of +/- ’89 were significant toward our recent upward curve as well – the start of something different for a team I have generally been aware of since around 1975.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
I agree that the progress we were making at that time was significant .. so, kumbaya.
I’m just weird. I don’t like defining mediocre as “acceptable” the way they do it at Vandy or Kentucky or Northwestern. Some Duck fans thought the best we could ever hope for was to be fighting for bowl eligibility. So did the media. Did you notice Todd Mckim in that clip of The Drive saying that a tie was unacceptable because Oregon needed six wins to be bowl eligible? A win for the Rose Bowl wasn’t even in his logical thought process.
We have come a long way. We MuST have been suffering back then.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Nov 17, 2010 12:35 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, and
Im not saying 94 was a “significant step forward.”
I’m saying it was a FUCKING EARTHQuAKE TSUNAMI AsTEROID PARTY.
I’m saying Everything Changed That Year.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Nov 17, 2010 12:38 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I heard what you said, stop yelling at me.
An asteroid party sounds fun though, never been to one of those.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 17, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
...since 1989!!
hahah ha aha er, oooh, um.
ok
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 17, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Catlady23 likes puppets.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 16, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
"had yet to lose four more games to the Huskies.."
For this fan, at least, winning consistently against the Huskies remains the barometer of suffering/non-suffering.
I don’t really give that much about inconsequential bowl games.
The only real trophies are the MNC, the PAC 10 Championship, and the Rose Bowl. When we’re consistently playing for those, then we are a truly “elite” program and move from the non-suffering to the “holyeuphoric” era.
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 16, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Benzduck, you continue to outdo yourself...
Please find a publisher and reap financial reward for your talents.
Ooooohhh...Ticket Package #4 looks enticing!
Must…not…anger…Juju.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 16, 2010 4:29 PM PST reply actions
2009 Arizona game for the Roses
No question. Maybe it’s just that 1994 is so long ago anymore. that last second catch in the endzone with the stupid UA fans getting ready to rush the field. That is an absolute classic in my mind, AND the best damn game I saw all year last season, out of all the games I saw last season.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
My favorite moment of this Cal game...
was when one of the fans who was with me at Memorial Stadium asked at the 9:25 mark: “Can we get a nine-minute drive here?” I looked at her and replied: “Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice?”
I never imagined that we would actually do it.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
My parents didn't believe in me. :(
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
This was insane
I was in the student section and charged the field, the atmosphere, with Santa Clause hangin’ around in the student section was purely electric.
I credit my urine for the victory.
I was still living in Eugene then, and I remember that game...
Especially since my first-grade class had sung the Oregon fight song like we did every Friday before gameday!
CAN THE DUCKS PLEASE GET THOSE UNIS BACK????
Last year’s retros were awesome, and as someone who hates what Nike has done to Oregon Uniforms (mostly), PLEASE AT LEAST GO BACK TO THE HOOKED UO LOGO!!!
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Context.
It’s all about the context and perspective. The UW drive combined with The Pick wouldn’t mean much if the Ducks had stumbled and ended up in Shreveport again. Sure, it would have been a great win over the Huskies. But in 2010 it would be a nice bit of nostalgia for those who were fans “back in the day.”
The drive against OSU last year had an immediate impact on the collective psyche because of the stakes involved: The Rose Bowl and outright PacX title. Plus there was the defining play in Masoli’s trucking of that poor DB.
As far as the drive against Cal? It will be remembered by we die-hards regardless, and will be remembered by the wider football world only as the “near thing” that allowed the Ducks to advance to glory (if such are the plans of juju), but I don’t see it being a major part of the “collective conscience” of the Flock 20 years hence. Sure, some of us will be “back in the day” -ing about it for time immemorial, but it just doesn’t have the spice of the Arizona, OSU, or UW drives.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 17, 2010 11:10 PM PST reply actions

by 

















