After wiping away my tears and taking my dog to the vet, I've come to the realization that Dave is on to something: While painful, re-living some of the dark moments in the history of our football program is not only cathartic, it also demands a level of humility that Juju is known to appreciate. This is something that our WAC friends to the east could benefit from. So why not keep it up, in a form that those of us not prone to regular bouts of loquaciousness can participate? Here's my initial effort, inspired by that fateful day in 2007:
A fake Irish bar
McBarkeep laughs at Dixon
Girlfriend posts my bail
Let's continue the healing, and appease Juju at the same time.