After wiping away my tears and taking my dog to the vet, I've come to the realization that Dave is on to something:  While painful, re-living some of the dark moments in the history of our football program is not only cathartic, it also demands a level of humility that Juju is known to appreciate.  This is something that our WAC friends to the east could benefit from.  So why not keep it up, in a form that those of us not prone to regular bouts of  loquaciousness can participate?  Here's my initial effort, inspired by that fateful day in 2007:

A fake Irish bar

McBarkeep laughs at Dixon

Girlfriend posts my bail

Let's continue the healing, and appease Juju at the same time.