(sung to the tune of the obvious)

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the Huskies in Autzen and Matthews to stop them
And Ninkasi beer
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
With young Keith's interceptions and Darron's deceptions
"LaMike has the ball!"
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be tailgates for eating
And Huskies for beating
And Oregon touchdowns galore
There'll be Harrington stories
And tales of the glories
Of how Kenny Wheaton did score

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With our #1 ranking
And subsequent spanking of Sarkisian's rear
It's the most wonderful time of the year

We'll see Kenjon's persistence
And Husky insistence
Of how they did once hold the crown
We'll see passes to Jeff Maehl
And U-Dub's O-line fail
And Cliff Harris locking [stuff] down

It's the most wonderful time of the year
When Chip Kelly makes play calls
That show off his big balls
Nick Holt sheds a tear
It's the most wonderful time
Yes, the most wonderful time
Oh, the most wonderful time
Of the year!

Happy Happy I Hate Washington Week, everybody!