Quack Fix: Ducks fall short in comeback bid, Beavers want to play spoiler, and 5 other high-stakes Civil Wars
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and reflect on another impressive Oregon season. Feel better? Good. Now enjoy your final regular season Morning Quack Fix:
- The Oregon men's basketball team, who trailed 44-24 at the half, came just short of notching an impressive comeback, falling to No. 9 Missouri, 83-80, last night at Mac Court. Behind E.J. Singler's career-high 19 points, the Ducks outscored the Tigers 56-39 in the second half, but Johnathan Loyd's 30-footer at the buzzer fell short. Despite the loss, it's clear new head coach Dana Altman has this team going in the right direction.
- With only a day to go before the 114th Civil War, more important than the previous 113, the hype machine is in full effect. And despite players and coaches on both sides downplaying the bitter rivalry, make no mistake: The Beavers want to spoil the Ducks' party. Ted Miller discusses how OSU could pull it off, "could" being the operative word.
- Of course, this year's Civil War isn't the only time in 113 meetings that the two teams have played for high stakes. Here are five others.
- Oregon special teams coordinator Tom Osborne is, well, special. And he's a finalist for an award to recognize what has to be a pretty thankless job at times. Kudos to Coach Osborne.
- As the Pac-10 continues to beat itself up, it might have actually done itself a favor this time. Arizona State's James Brooks blocked not one, but two PATs to lead the Sun Devils to a double-overtime win over in-state rival Arizona, 30-29, last night in Tuscon. ASU will become the fourth bowl-eligible Pac-10 team if their waver request is approved by the NCAA. Two other teams are vying for a berth this weekend: Washington (hosting Wazzu) and Oregon State. But let's be honest, the latter ain't happenin'. So, for the good of the conference, go Huskies?
- Speaking of the Pac-10's lack of bowl-eligible teams, SI's Stewart Mandel examines the conference's round-robin schedule and the effect it has on the postseason.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.
GO DUCKS!
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Anyone check out last nights clunker in Tucson.
Arizona, you been Broztman’d!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Did you see the Zendejas walking off the field? He immediately starting running to the locker room and the cameras were showing him, then he stopped and ran over to the wall. I think he was getting into with some fans. How much of this can be chalked up to bad Juju from talking smack to Chip?
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions
That was the 1st thing I thought.
Shouldn’t have messed with JuJu young man. Your mom probably taught you not to point your finger at people. It’s not polite. Now go prepared to embarass the Pac-10 again in your annual post-season spanking that will be dished out to you in your Bowl game.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 3, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
With Oregon and Stanford in the BCS
I don’t’ care about reputation, screw the huskies I hope the lose 20 to 4. I couldn’t take another off season hearing about how they will compete for the PAC title. I want them so demoralized they cry themselves to sleep each night with no hope for a better life.
by Andomania on Dec 3, 2010 7:29 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
This
Plus I like seeing cougars on the upswing
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Yes but
The more PAC-12 teams in the bowls, the better. If we can get 5 teams in, rather than only 4, it might stop some (well, who am I kidding, really only a few) of the SEC homers from screaming about how Oregon doesn’t deserve to go to the NC becuase the PAC only sent 4 teams to bowls.
To be honest though, I do hate the SEC as much as Washington. I gotta stop I’m wasting all my good hate on things other than OSU.
For smiles
Even if they win, just remember this: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/pac10/2008-12-06-washington-cal_N.htm
I am going to save that and read it whenever I feel down
It should be sold in lieu of Prozac.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't care less if we have a bad reputation

Screw Washington
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Yea but whats more important
Stopping ignorance in the ignorance capital of the world or watching Washington hit absolute rock bottom (not 0-12 rock bottom but itll be close). I do root for the Pac, but cant do it for Washington!
I'm not rooting for them
But I won’t be unhappy if they win, is all.
Absolutely. I can go with the “it’s good for the Pac 10” theory with every team except the fuskies. I hope the Cougs beat them down.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
Hell, if the Huskies were the only team in the entire conference that had a shot at making a bowl, I’d STILL root against them.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
That’s what I’m saying.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 8:34 AM PST up reply actions
1000% agree
Which is 900% more than humanly possible but 100% more possible if you own the status “True Duck Fan”
Quack Quack Bitches!
This man speaks the truth.
I would follow thee into hell, with it’s purple flames.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
I don't even see why the Fuskies becoming bowl-eligible is a net gain for the PAC in terms of reputation.
I have no faith at all that they can win the PAC’s second-best non-BCS bowl tie-in. Hell, I don’t even think it’ll be competitive.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 3, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
And if the Fuskies get in, then get their asshats handed to them
it hurts the conference that much more.
For the good of the Conf. or not, i would love for the Cougs to hand Locker his 4th straight year, and college career, another bowless year.
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Blocked Kicks at AZ
I didn’t see the first one, but the second “blocked” kick was kicked extremely flat, and probably was blocked by the back of an Arizona player.
That smart aleck kicker got some karma last night for sure. Being cocky has its rewards, some of which aren’t very pleasant.
The first one wasn’t quite as low as the 2nd one, but it was too low for an XP. Let’s put it this way: it was blocked by a defensive lineman who lined up over the center and just jumped as high as he could. He didn’t get a bunch of penetration or anything. The kickers have to elevate XP’s.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
They planned for it
I read something on ESPN this morning that said that ASU saw from film that the kicker was consistently kicking low, and they practiced to block him. Whether that’s true or not, it was still good defense.
Waiting on the Civil War out East
Hi guys,
Been following you for a while, and decided to sign up. Not as much hype for the CW out here in the East, but there’ll be a crowd where I’m going. Excited, but nervous. It’s great to see the Ducks in this position, but then, I’ve seen the Blazers up 20 in the fourth in the finals, too, and I know how that worked out. Give me some confidence out here!
GO LAKERS
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 3, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Go Lakers.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ban this fool!
“Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.” -Lee Corso
by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
hey my life is way easier when the lakers win
Go Lakers.
WTP
by trumpetduck on Dec 3, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE. THIS IS ENOUGH OF THIS LAKER SHIT. DAVE! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! RESTORE ORDER, DAVE!
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
Go Lakers!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Woooooo!
Lakers are going to be back to back to back champs!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
LaMichael James will finally put the LMJ v Quizz debate to rest
by CaDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh. Why don’t you start cheering for the fuskies and neuter lame while you’re at it?
/vomit
So many entendres. So little time.
I live in LA and i can't even go along with this
Fuck the Lakers!
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
My sentiments exactly.
Fuck the fucking Lakers. Paul Gasol (sp) is the biggest douche in the NBA. How many times does he say “Respect” in that god-awful interview excerpt on ESPN? He sounds like an absolute moron and looks even less intelligent than he sounds.
And this is a day of PANIC!!! Not about the Lakers. You should not be talking about any team that has recently won some sort of title, as it may irritate JuJu.
Plus, do you really think JuJu likes the Lakers?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 3, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
Juju hates the fucking NBA team not to be named
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Thank you. Now can we refocus and start PANICing. C'mon guys.
Lets pound those Beavers
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 3, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
Where are you going around dc that will have a crowd?
/Baltimore
by QuackWhore on Dec 3, 2010 8:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Summers in Clarendon
It’s off the Orange line. Been there for a few games, and they have a big alumni group that shows up. http://www.summers-restaurant.com/. I don’t mind pimping that out.
Ask for Gabe….We famous too. http://www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2010/11/the_oregon_ducks_pond_ripples.html
Cool
Nice to see that. Gabe got a workout at the USC game.
I might see y'all - I live in Mt Pleasant
I’m working that night at The Raven, so not sure if I want to cross the river and come back again. But then it would be good to be among Duck brothers and sisters
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 3, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
Dave was working at the job that actually feeds his family.
Only due to my absence was this shit allowed to go down. The punishment will be swift and severe. Completely unacceptable.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
I’ve put Go Ducks easter eggs all over my workplace. I put it on a scrolling banner on our intranet site. I put it on another internal site. We have LCD screens when you first walk into the building and I snuck it into one of the slides in the slideshow that displays on them. I will be putting them many more places as well.
Here was my out of office email I sent to the whole department last year:
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In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
You misspelled Bavers.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
watch out, might be an all male office.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Frankly even if it wasn't all-male
There are more girls in this world that I’d rather kept their shirts on than took them off. I"m not so sure the scars are worth the gems.
Quack Quack Bitches!
So, for the good of
the conferenceeveryone,gofuck the Huskies?
Fixed.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 8:13 AM PST reply actions 26 recs
My rec makes 5.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
4 times that number of recs and we'll be at 20
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Dec 3, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
That's what Shawn Kemp said
So many entendres. So little time.
by GustyJ on Dec 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I see that someone is wearing their Locker Vision Goggles today.
Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.
That true
and when someone asked me to pass the salt at lunch today I tossed it to the wrong guy and missed him by like 5 yards.
I really Locker’d that lunch.
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
The image of you beaning some unsuspecting bystander with a salt shaker has me cracking up.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
I dressed as a salt shaker for the Eugene Celebration parade once.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Gorby's on fire, full of truth.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
I do like how the Robo Duck questions stumps him in the end. I think we can all agree on the sucktitude of that!
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Three minutes
Of my life I’ll never get back!
by QuackWhore on Dec 3, 2010 8:49 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
The Duck is down by 1,300 votes. It was up when I got to work at 6:00 this morning. I think it was the first time we were up to start the day.
http://www.capitalonebowl.com/vote/main
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
pro tip via Matt Daddy in the other thread
You dont need to add your nickname to vote.
Just click the duck and type the captcha whatever.
WTP
Nice. Are we sure that actually counts the vote though? I accidentally didn’t even click any mascot this morning and clicked vote and it said my vote was successful.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
I havent been putting in a nick for over 200 votes
better F’n count!!
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
I just tried it without my nickname and got through to the next screen, where I got the message:
OUT OF BOUNDS:
The cast ballot does not contain all the required fields and could not be validated.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
seriously, what the hell is going on around here
So, for the good of the conference, go Huskies?
Order needs to be restored. From Yaaaardsma over at cougcenter.

GO COUGS!!!
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Dec 3, 2010 8:56 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
HUCK THE FUSKIES GO COUGS!!!
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
One doesnt cancel out the other..
HUCK THE FUSKIES and GO COUGS!!!
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
I was more saying that for anyone who doesn’t want to root for the Cougs, just think to yourself “huck the fuskies” and you will root for the Cougs by default. But at this point, who could be anti-coug in any game not involving your team?
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
11:00 yesterday we were down 16,000 votes
The duck is like a marathon runner. A steady pace and always moving. ODU goes in spurts they sprint/walk. In the world of track ODU would be known as a Sprocker (sprinter + walker) and as we Track Town USA well informed fans know, Sprockers never win races against consistent opponents. Keep being consistent and give a big kick in the end. We can still take this! Keep voting!
Quack Quack Bitches!
It seems like the pattern has been pretty consistent. We catch up to them in evening and then go up big overnight. They catch up around 6 – 7 AM (Pacific time) and then go up big by around 10 AM PDT, because that’s when they do their mob vote. We hang with them for awhile and then start gaining ground by early afternoon. Then the cycle starts all over.
This timing actually works okay for us. It would be ideal to end it at midnight Eastern, but if we can build a big enough overnight lead, we can hang on Monday morning for the win.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
6am PST on the 6th
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Robert Smith says he was wrong about the Ducks defense.
So, who’s left at ESPN that isn’t a total Duck homer, and what can we do to remedy this situation? They can only make so many play cards.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Damnit!
Who am I going to lay my hate on at ESPN now?
Oh wait…
Skip Bayless…
Woody Paige…
lou holtz…
Adelson…
I could go on…
Quack Quack Bitches!
You can still hate Smith.
Just cause he is chewing on his own foot doesn’t mean you can’t hate the fool!!!!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 3, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
Adelson is by far the worst
I have not seen anything good come from her and only mindless Non-AQ homerism. She needs to watch some football and try delving into an issue rather than just skimming it.
I still hate Robert Smith
His analysis has been fraudulent for a while now.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Link?
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks. AND CALL ME SIR YOU SONOFABITCH!
/oldschool’d
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Sure they can. I was just trying to think of a funny way to answer the male/female question. I could see DaisyDuck as a WM (woman Marine). She’d petition the Commandant of the Marine Corps to switch to Prada boots.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
and KP duty for her would be to gather everyone around and discuss recipe ideas for future dinners
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
We'd be the ones gathered around
and trying to help Daisy in every way we could as she sits there and takes notes and does nothing and then once we’ve come up with a great list of ideas she’d say, “now go make it boys!” and we’d run off to please her.
We’re definitely Daisy whipped.
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
I can't decide if she looks mean or not...

In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
The only thing I think of when I see this is
“NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!!”
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
In the Marines
it’s just “PUSH”. In that Army they tell you how many to do. In the Marines, as a Drill Instructor, we just say “PUSH”…with the understanding that the person will do pushups until I decide they look tired enough. Often times I would require a recruit to do pushups either on the quarterdeck or in a “pit” (a sand box specifically for “incentive training”) and draw a circle in the sand. The person would be done with their pushups once said circle in the sand was completely wet from the sweat that dripped from their forehead. As you can imagine, this is normally not a short process…especially in San Deigo where it is so hot that half your sweat-drenched-circle will dry up if you don’t get a good sweat going.
In that case, I’d make them do pushups until I could tell that they couldn’t do another one…and then tell them to do mountain climbers (pushup position, head and eyeballs to the front, “run” in this position where you touch your left knee to your left elbow, right knee to your right elbow, repeat), or some other exercise. Fun time.
I don’t know if Daisy would make it though, because she might not want to hurt him…she might be nice and sweet.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
she might be nice and sweet.
Thanks MCD, I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while.
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
Did you watch the video in the link?
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
This one was fun too. At 25 seconds watch the 3rd Drill Instructor come into the picture and just create noise. He’s not even saying anything, just creating maximum stress. The goal is to create stress and misery as many minutes of the day possible.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
1. I’d make a great Marine.. You’ll have to trust me on this.
2. If Prada made combat boots, they’d be the most kick ass combat boots in the UN. Seriously, Germany, Britain and Russia would be so jealous, France would turn up their noses and pretend they didn’t like them (but would secretly be buying them off ebay), and the Middle Eastern armies would be selling knock offs for $9.99 a pair at their PXs.
3. I would delegate Gorby as the Recipe Czar, since you know we’d be eating Mac & Cheese if it was left up to me.
4. If you were all REALLY Daisy whipped, every Quack Fix would start with a homage to my greatness.
5. I don’t know where you got that picture of me – I totally must have been drunk because otherwise I’d never be caught dead in purple eye shadow.
6. I am SO NICE AND SWEET!! Thanks for noticing MCD. I’ve always thought that you are the brightest poster on AtQ. STUPID MATT DADDY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE’S TALKING ABOUT AND NEEDS TO SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH!!
by daisyduck on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
REC'D REC'D REC'D
This deserves rec’s for multiple things. It’s like when a movie is nominated for an Oscar in a bunch of different categories.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
STUPID MATT DADDY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE’S TALKING ABOUT AND NEEDS TO SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH!!
That made this about the easiest post to rec in my extensive rec’ing history of rec’ing.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I love how they mention 2 teams named the Huskies in that video, neither of them being youdub.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
ESPN Road trip
In Eugene. I dont really like this segment, the guy is soooo annoying. But they talk to the equipment manager who was prepping all the chrome helmets, if you care about that sort of thing.
WTP
So we're wearing the chrome helmets tomorrow?!
Awesome!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Looks like it
With white O’s. I’m thinking white jerseys with silver numbers and silver pants. We don’t go white pants again cuz we did it at USC.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
i'm putting my money on 1994 throwback jerseys, carbon with white O helmets and silver pants
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
That sounds awful.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 4, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty good Chip Kelly interview in it though
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
26 hours, 25 minutes.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:05 AM PST reply actions
I'm so confused why is Oregon playing 12 games this season
and Auburn. Nebraska, Florida, Oklahoma, Virginia, Nevada, etc. playing 13?
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:06 AM PST reply actions
All teams who play in championship games, or a road game at Hawaii, play a 13th game.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Okay how is that considered fair if those teams win or lose a extra game
and then end up passing or falling behind a team that plays 12?
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Okay how is that considered fair
You expect the BCS to be fair?
Seriously though, it’s pretty much universally known that having a Conference Championship game is a big advantage. So, in short, it’s not fair. However, you can argue the opposite as well. Ohio State got into a couple of NCG’s because they were done and didn’t have a Conf Championship game while the teams ranked above them lost in their Conf Championship games.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
This and...
The fact with the extra game most conferences that have a championship usually schedule a 4th OOC game with a patsy helping to pad their win/loss record. Whereas the pac-12 plans on continuing schedule 9 conf games per team
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
It’s going to be even harder to get 2 BCS teams after this year, in my opinion, party because of this. We know that having 9 conference games versus 8 guarantees 5 more losses in the conference right now. I’m guessing it means 6 in the future and I’m too lazy to do the math right now. But also, it guarantees that the top team in one of the 2 divisions is going to go into the bowl season with another loss. This screwed Missouri over bad in 2007, when they won their division over Kansas, went to the Big 12 CG and lost to Oklahoma, and watched Kansas go to a BCS bowl game over them.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Here’s an interesting quote from Bob Stoops, where he basically says that if you are looking like you are already in the National Championship Game, a Conf Championship game sucks. But if you aren’t, it is a good thing.
“I’m sure Bo probably feels the same way I do. If you’re not in the top one, two or three in the National Championship picture, for instance there have been many other years that we’ve been looking at the National Championship game after this. So that team that you’re going to see won’t be playing. They’re sitting at home relaxing while you have this huge game in front of you. You don’t like it and you think why in the world are we doing this? In these kind of years, it’s exciting as heck. It’s what you want, you really look forward to it and it’s a special environment to play in. The players are excited, the fans are. These kind of years you really love it so it’s a kind of catch 22 depending on the year you’re having.”
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks, I think I get it more now.
But isn’t like Auburn already the conference champion?
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
No...
The SEC has a West and East division. They are the SEC West champs. If South Carolina beats Auburn this weekend, South Carolina gets the SEC’s automatic BCS bid and are the official champs, even though they’d have a way worse record. This is how the Pac 12 will be too.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
In the Pac 10 they would be. But 12-team conferences have conference championships because they don’t play every other team in the conference. In this case, Auburn’s already played SC, but that doesn’t always happen.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Okay, so that means next year Oregon will be like that
since the conference is adding 2 teams?
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Right. Oregon won't be playing UCLA or Utah next year. They'll play every other Pac-12 team though.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
....just checking, but it this a good or bad thing?
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Depends
It means more money, and should help with strength of schedule. The pros outweigh the cons, in my opinion.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Alright. Thank you so much everyone who helped clear up my questions!
I just saved my older brother like 20 text messages haha. :)
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
You got it!
Too bad the Blazers traded Bayless. Watching him kill Oregon while he was at Arizona, then watching how the Blazers used him was painful as a Blazer fan. Looks like he’s doing much better under Monty, and probably speaks volumes for him as a player that Monty snatched him up so quickly.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
He's in Toronto now lol.
He was traded for Jarrett Jack hahaha.
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Chip Kelly has come out on record as saying he’s against it for competitive reasons, and he’s absolutely right. When you play every other team in the conference, the champion IS the champion. They’ve beaten who they need to beat. When you don’t play everyone, you can’t say that. And we already know the transitive property doesn’t work in college football. Otherwise Purdue would be better than Purdue.
From a monetary standpoint, it’s a big deal, since conference championship games are cash cows.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Just for the record, MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, MLS, the World Cup, NCAA volleyball, NCAA men’s basketball, NCAA women’s basketball, NCAA baseball, and NCAA softball have never had a true champion.
Or else the notion that “the champion IS the champion” fails to hold outside of a round robin is wrong.
I’m going to go with the latter.
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 3, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
The 2007-2008 Patriots wish it worked like that though!
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
18-1. Heheheh
I’m going to sit here giggling for a bit and start remembering other pairs of numbers. 65-38…4-20…47-20…31-17…38-24…
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 3, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
0-12
Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.
by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, you could make that argument for divisions in MLB, NBA, NFL, etc. since each of those divisions plays every other team in their division. NCAA men’s basketball could crown division champs simply by using in-conference records. They don’t because people like tournaments.
Anyway, I like the concept of the round robin in college football conferences. If it doesn’t work, oh well. It’s not a big deal.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
since each of those divisions plays every other team in their division.
So…just like the SEC/Big 12/Pac-12/next year’s Big Integer?
I mean, I like the concept of a round robin too. But divisions and a sufficiently large playoff (8 for MLB, 12 for NFL, and the way-more-than-sufficient 64 65 68 for NCAA basketball) are also a perfectly legitimate way to crown a champion.
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 3, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not saying they’re not. But a round robin does it better, IMO. You get close enough with other methods that it’s not a big deal. I’m just saying I understand Kelly’s desire for a round robin. I think it’s the BEST method. It doesn’t mean other are invalid.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I guess this
When you play every other team in the conference, the champion IS the champion. They’ve beaten who they need to beat. When you don’t play everyone, you can’t say that.just felt to me like you’re calling into question the validity of other methods.
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
Yes. If we were already a 12-team conference this year, and we won the Civil War, we’d still have to play the winner of the other Division. In this case it would be Stanford.
/glad we don’t have to do that this year
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Stanford will be in the Pac-12 North. I think it would be SC if they win, but they can’t go to the playoffs so it would be AZ or Utah, but who knows what Utah would have done.
Why was I thinking that Stanford isn’t? The whole conversation about how many times we play in Cali every 2 years screwed me up I guess.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno, but I'm very glad that we got the Bay Area schools versus CU and Utah.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
That's not plausible at all, though.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Because every team wanted that.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I don't think that would've happened in any format, even the zipper.
Pac-12 officials were probably salivating at a bunch of future Oregon-USC Pac-12 Title games when they considered expansion. Best not to have all your good teams in one division if you can avoid it.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Look east Mr. Harbaugh, bigger and better paychecks out east… you can’t let your brother be the only Harbaugh to be an NFL coach can’t you? Daddy will never love you!
I know it won't happen, but I would love to see Harbaugh stay.
Stanford/Oregon could end up becoming somewhat of a rivalry game. The 2 best coaches in the conference going at it every year…
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I think the chances of both Harbaugh and Chip being here even for 3 more years is pretty slim.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I'd put it near zero.
Come on now, though, I don’t even want to THINK about Chip leaving…
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Thats not a rivalry game
You cant just turn a competitive few years into a rivalry. We have two of those, we dont need more.
WTP
we have 12 rivalries
/chipkelly’d
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
That's the best way to say it!
Team: 12 Rivalries.
Fans: 2 Rivalries.
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I'm not talking a rivalry at the level of us against OSU and UW.
I’m talking more of what we have against USC. I suppose rivalry wouldn’t be the correct word.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
This
We will play 13 next year if we make the Pac 12 championship game. USC got 13 games this year because they played at Hawaii.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
I think the capital one mascot challenge
should not be in a playoff format but instead a convoluted bowl format
Launchpad
by Launchpad59 on Dec 3, 2010 10:22 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Captialone BCS Mascot Championship
The Donkey would get screwed for it’s weak in conference schedule and choking kicker?
The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)
by the_Duckinator on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah
But that wouldn’t prevent it from having a sense of entitlement. everybody knows the donkey is proven.
Launchpad
His field is blue.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Nice!
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
Y'know, this shouldn't bother me, but it does.
The fact that the Beavs are wearing their “Giant Killer” pro combat unis tomorrow just scares me.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions
Just think to yourself…if you had the chance to express this to Chip, what would he say? Then you’ll feel better about it.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I, on the other hand, perform much better without them.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I am totally, completely freaking out about the possibility of Thomas getting hurt.
Not gonna lie.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
@OMG, what if all of our best players get hurt.@
Its going to be ok man. Why stress out over something like that?
WTP
@Sarcastic Font Fail@
amidoinitrite?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
NO SARCASM IN THE SUBJECT LINE!
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
You'd blame the bubonic plague outbreak
in the Middle Ages on me if you could figure out how to do it.
Please, we all know you weren’t around during the bubonic plague, let’s not be ridiculous. Now bird flu on the other hand…
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
Did you just call them “tops?” Daisy, I found a new friend for you.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
gorby's on fire today.
except for that stupid Laker comment
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
Only if both teams agreed to it prior to the start of the season.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
That is an aborrhant comment.
We always have to care about what we wear
We’re the Ducks.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Dec 3, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Someone has to worry. Chip is too busy with other things to worry.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Don't Worry...
Be PANIC!
The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)
by the_Duckinator on Dec 3, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
So I *should* be freaking out about slipping from No. 1 to No. 2 in the BCS?
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 3, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I just wrote a fanpost essay
and then my work computer preview failed and I lost the whole thing. I’m very sad right now. I think Huard needs to go back to throw the ball to cheer me up.
I credit my urine for the victory.
Would it cheer you up if he looked, set, and threw towards the corner of the end zone?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
how about if it is INTERCEPTED, INTERCEPTED THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
by F'n Duck on Dec 3, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
he'd most likely want to see him at the 35 the 40
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Dec 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
KENNY WHEATON IS PROBABLY GOING TO SCORE!
He’s probably gonna score
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 3, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
HE's .. at the ten.. or thereabouts..
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
He might have just scored a TOUCHDOWN!
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 3, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Kenny Wheaton? On the interception?
I credit my urine for the victory.
by mackjones23 on Dec 3, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The most? Improbable! Finish!!! To a football…game?
by JonathanPDX on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This might as well be the most inconceivable end to a football matce!
Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.
I'm not sure whether that was a fail or not.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Well, now I have an image of Jerry Allen slipping into his Vizzini impression “The TEN! TOUCHDOWN! ON THE INTERCEPTION! The most INCONCEIVABLE finish to the football game”
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
You keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means
So many entendres. So little time.
Damn
we froze the live feed of the capital one voting
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Breaking
Mark Asper at the hospital with his wife. Their child is being born as we type.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
CHIP!
We need you now man. Speed this up.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
All CK has to do is employ his stare
The baby will come right out.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
This may be why he's having a baby in the first place.
I credit my urine for the victory.
by mackjones23 on Dec 3, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
"Honey, 2 minute drill! Let's Go"
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This will be the delivery you will be telling your grandkids about!
Ala the Cal game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's every drive for us.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
Errr....
isn’t that what got him in this predicament in the first place?
4 minutes is no problem for an "elite defense."
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Juju forgives you
As long as you honor her.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Phil Knight reserved 8 hotel rooms in Glendale after the USC game. read that the other day.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 3, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Would he be willing to donate one to me?
along with a ticket and a plane ticket?
Otherwise, I’m not going.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 3, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
You misread the article.
He reserved 8 HOTELS.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
Bruce Feldman just picked the Ducks to win the NCG in his chat!
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many entendres. So little time.
Even more panic
The Insider preview of the Civil War has Oregon having the edge in EVERY SINGLE CATEGORY (literally something I have never seen before).
Oh Juju, ignore these fools, they do not represent Mighty Oregon.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Axemen23 in science class: 325 votes in 50 minutes. You guys better not be slacking off at work!
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
I had so much stuff to do at work, it wasn’t not even funny. Now I have even more, it is becoming funny again.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
it wasn’t not even funny
You must have been laughing pretty hard then
You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack
All the hype is clouding the fact that
I want our football team to absolutely pound OSU. No mercy. I don’t care about the National Championship right now. Destroy. The. Beavers.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
I want us to win by 1
Anything above that is gravy.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Normally I would agree, but they are our rivals.
I want destruction and blood!
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Okay, correction
I’d be happy with a 1 pt. win but I’m with you, I want a stomping.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am firmly in favor of pounding beavers.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This just in ...
GO DUCKS
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
24.5 hours to go!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArtoaHjggmo
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
PaulSF
I like you. We’re all big fans. But how can you claim to have a soul and ever want Washington to win in anything. I hope the Cougs beat them 110-0. Huck the Fuskies for all eternity.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
I think it's worse
That I don’t care if the Huskies win or lose. Heck, a part of me hopes (for my son’s sake) that they win, because good for them.
I think as a fan of Washington I’d be more unhappy with my rival team wishing me good luck because the rivalry just didn’t matter to them any more.
The Huskies are simply beneath the Ducks at this point. They’ve been that way for the last 7 years. They’re not worth our consideration or our time. Why even think about a team that is fighting to become barely bowl eligible when the Ducks could and should go to the National Championship game.
At this point I hope Notre Dame and Lane Kiffen lose more often than I do Washington.
The Huskies are simply beneath the Ducks at this point. They’ve been that way for the last 7 years.
They need to stay that way. Therefore, no wins for them. If they get to a bowl game, they could win it. If they win the bowl game, maybe they get that 1 extra recruit who makes the difference. Next thing you know they get to 5-5 again like they were in this picture.
.

FUCK. THAT. They need to lose every single game.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
This thing makes my blood boil every time.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 4, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know about any of y'all..
.. but I don’t seem to be getting any meaningful work done today.
Stayed away from here as long as I could. Thought that would help. Nope.
On the other hand, Caller ID is great. If I know the caller is a barkrat honk, the greeting is “Hi. 65-38. Can I help you? Oh, and Jeremiah Johnson just scored another touchdown..” By the end of which, the caller has hung up. Less work for me.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
They're replaying the 2008 CW on CSN
I had forgotten DT threw a pass in that game.
Also, we just went up 37-10 at the half in the replay in the best two play sequence in Oregon history.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Sorry
But the best two play sequence in Oregon history is the Pick and the subsequent kickoff from the 5 after the celebration penalties.
So many entendres. So little time.
Not that JJ and WT3 weren't awesome, of course
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
So many entendres. So little time.
I just look the look on the Bieber fan faces
Abject horror.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That pass from DT was awesome. It was definitely a harbinger of things to come. He had a defender right in his face when he threw that ball and it was on the money.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Neat
ESPN’s Arizona-Oregon Friday telecast is the networks’ 5th most-watched regular-season cfb game with 7,787,000 viewers
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wasnt the Oregon/UCLA game the highest? and Oregon/Cal was highest rated on Versus i believe.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 3, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
Also cool
The Ducks have scored exactly 1,800 points through the first 113 Civil War games. OSU 1,410.
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Sundevil bowl waiver DENIED
No shock.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am out of the loop
Why do they need a waiver?
Games against FCS teams...
…don’t count toward bowl eligibility.
4 minutes is no problem for an "elite defense."
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
There should be no reward for playing 2 FCS teams in a season.
4 minutes is no problem for an "elite defense."
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
While I agree with this, the problem is that there is no penalty for teams to pull out of games at the last minute. ASU was screwed over when San Jose St. took a larger paycheck to go get smoked by Wisconsin. That late in the game it’s difficult to find an FBS opponent.
I think there needs to be some modification of the rule. Either teams need to be penalized more heavily for pulling out of games after a certain drop dead date. Or teams need to be granted leeway for when this happens. I think ASU deserved the waiver. They would probably have beaten SJSU and been legitimately bowl eligible.
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I agree with you.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think there needs to be a modification of the rule. I think there needs to be a modification of the waiver process. This is the sort of thing I’d rather be decided on a case-by-case basis than with some broad rules.
I can tell you one thing: the grass in Tiger Stadium tastes the best.
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
Played three top five teams very, very close.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
But for the officials screwing them
ASU could be 7-5 with a win over Stanford.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 3, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
OK
I know they are better than a 6-6 team should be, but still, you have to win the games. I wouldn’t really have cared if they had granted the waiver, but if you can’t go .500 against D-1 opponents, for whatever reason, then tough.
Agreed
A better ASU team would not have been in those positions.
And since Erickson “shared” the PAc 10 in 2007, he’s not gotten consistent offensive production.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 3, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
How many bowl eligible SEC teams played worse OOCs than ASU did?
I mean, I know I have to doublecheck every time I see Arkansas State to see that it’s actually in the Sun Belt. Was ASU really less deserving of a bowl than Kentucky or Tennessee?
I agree that if it was just their choice to go with 2 FCS opponents, they shouldn’t get the waiver. But SJSU royally screwed them over, and they didn’t really have a choice.
I mean, the NCAA just shredded the rulebook to let a kid play after his dad tried to get TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS for his services (and may have gotten it – the investigation’s not over). And yet they couldn’t toss ASU a bone? Fuck the NCAA.
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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
This was under ASU's control.
They needed to win one more game. That’s all.
That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.
Is there a petition we can all sign to get Adelson at least be considered to be fired from ESPN?
Check out her mailbag answer:
Anthony in Grand View, Idaho, writes: Why wouldn’t Boise State get matched up against and quality 1-2 loss team like LSU, Michigan State or even three-loss teams such as ‘Bama or Big 12 championship game loser? It’s sad that they might get barely bowl eligible teams like Miami or Boston College?
Adelson: No one-loss non-AQ has ever gotten an at-large bid, and the chances are slim that would happen this year. Why? The BCS games prefer to take a team from the automatic qualifying conferences with an at-large spot. Remember, the system is tilted toward those conferences.
Seriously? It’s pretty damn clear that guy was just wondering why Boise State can’t be matched up against a GOOD team that is NOT GOING TO BE IN A BCS Bowl game.
Sorry to rant. I hate this “journalist” more than OSU and UW combined after reading some of her stuff throughout the year.
I can’t stand “journalists” who work their little agenda into everything they write.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
I can't stand that ESPN pushes this agenda.
That’s the thing about this “fire Adelson” talk – the woman they had before her did the exact same thing. It’s obviously what she’s getting paid to do, and she wouldn’t be writing like this if it weren’t at least encouraged, if not required by her eds. Here’s the thing – she writes non-AQ blogs, and those readers eat this up with a spoon, they need someone to keep polishing that enormous chip on their shoulder. Try reading a lot of Chirs Low – the SEC smarminess is almost sickening. And if Low quit, the next guy would be the same way. Even Ted Miller gets Pac-10 homery on occasion (and he is awesome). The point is, I doubt Adelson goes to bed each night cradling a framed photo of Cletus aka Kellen Moore. They’re paying her to do what she does, and she’s really just doing her job.
A better cause would be "hey, ESPN, stop crying about non-AQs just for the sake of “controversy” already.
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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
True, but Adelson is either super-disingenuous or really, really stupid
She’s made some comments which were so absurd that they fall far, far below ordinary beat-writer-homerism levels. There’s no way Miller would be that obnoxious (or utterly stupid).
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I can't wait for Oregon Gridiron's highlight video of this season.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions
The highlight video has been on almost every week since the beginning of September. I hear they only have two segments left to finish.
Has been on where?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Well, they haven't updated for the 'Zona game yet.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
"So, for the good of the conference, go Huskies?"

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hey, remember that whole "no money funnelled into the WC bidding process" thing?
@Bill Simmons
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