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Oregon holds all the cards in Civil War matchup

It's been a quiet week around ATQ, and we haven't said a whole lot about the Civil War. A big part of that is that we don't know how exactly to handle the fact that our team is 11-0, on the verge of playing in the only postseason game that matters.

And most of us are afraid of acknowledging the obvious: Oregon should destroy OSU this weekend. It's football, and anything can happen, but Oregon holds almost all the advantages going into tomorrow's matchup.

While the Ducks are on offense, the Beavers will hold only one significant advantage, Stephen Paea. He gave the Ducks fits last year, and I expect him to be a strong presence in the middle, but outside of that, the Ducks should win. But with DT Brennan Olander and LB Kieth Pankey unlikely to play much, an already weak front 7 for the Beavs will have significant problems. Even if Paea has a strong day, the rest of the Beaver defense will have problems taking advantage of Paea's strong play. 

Paea has matched his production this season from last, and increased on that slightly, but the rest of the Beavs haven't helped him at all. OSU is giving up 50 more yards per game on the ground this season, and boast the second worst pass efficiency defense in the conference.

If OSU packs the box, then the Duck receives should be able to take advantage of their one-on-one matchups, and if OSU drops back, the Ducks will run it all over them. It sounds like OSU DC Mark Banker will be keeping his gameplan very simple, but I just don't think OSU has the talent or depth to be able to execute this type of gameplan. It's their best bet, but it will likely be a losing proposition either way.

Star-divide

And while I'm sure we're all excited to watch the Oregon offense tomorrow, I'm more excited to see how the Oregon defense responds, because this OSU offense is exactly the type of offense this Oregon team has shut down all season.

You can be sure that OSU will get some yards, and move the ball pretty well. But Oregon has thrived all season at getting other teams into 3rd and long opportunities, and forcing them to be one-dimensional. OSU will fall right into that. This season, 12% of their passing plays have resulted in a sack or an interception, up from 7.5% last year. And without James Rodgers (OSU's most explosive and dangerous player), OSU is not prepared to make up for their mistakes.

OSU will try to stretch the field vertically, but they will have a very hard time overcoming their poor offensive line. I'm confident that Oregon will be able to shut down the OSU running game with just their line and linebackers, allowing the secondary to worry about the passing game. Oregon has excelled at this all year, and we will likely see that continue. 

If Oregon forces the Beavers to drive the length of the field, I don't imagine that the Beavers will put all that many points up on the scoreboard.

This game shouldn't scare Duck fans. This team is prepared. They have prepared harder and faster than any team in the country, and that is why they are 11-0. They are going to come out motivated, and going to do what they've done all season. 

The only reason we're worried is because of what is at stake. And it is college football. Anything can happen. But I have full confidence in this team and coaching staff. They will leave it all on the field tomorrow, no matter the outcome.

So sit back and enjoy it everyone. It's been an amazing year, and we're lucky to watch a great football team. We have one more regular season game to enjoy. So make the most of that. GO DUCKS!

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According to Todd McShay…

If [the Beavers] play the best that they can, and take advantage of playing at home, they might keep it within 10 points.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

I hate these automatic win assumptions. Make me nervous!!

Plus a coworker in my office is a Beaver…so Monday would suuuuuuck.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Dec 3, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna Like Todd

Mainly because I don’t like Kiper one darn-tooten-bit, but I just can’t like him.

by gitterfidder on Dec 3, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's smart, and he's not a dick about his knowledge the way Kiper is.

I absolutely hate Kiper. He has one extremely specialized job, but he acts like he’s exempt from being incorrect about it and anyone who disagrees he takes it personally and overrides them.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the source of his power.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, is the Civil War this week? I forgot all about it! I wonder who’s playing.

by JonathanPDX on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Juju is angry

You wouldn’t like juju when he/she/almighty it is angry.

by kalon on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Last night I stopped at a gas station and when the attendant asked how I was, I said “Man I’m just counting down the hours until the Civil War” He looked at me and said “I’ve heard of that, what exactly is it?” I told him “The biggest football rivalry of the year, the Ducks and Beavers” He shrugged and asked “Which school is that?”

by JonathanPDX on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We ought to be able to

banhammer people like that out of the state.

by daisyduck on Dec 3, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of gas stations...

There is a station in Prineville selling team car flags. The green bin is empty and the orange bin is full. Of note, rural areas of Central Oregon lean heavily to orange, so they seem to have dropped quite a bit of support. All is as it should be.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a movie from a while back with Billy Bob in it that was filmed in Portland? He wakes up from a dream shouting “Beavers and Ducks.. Beavers and Ducks.. Beavers and Ducks..”

Or did I just imagine that?

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you didn't dream it...

It was “Bandits” from 2001.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

by M. Fletcher on Dec 3, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Must not have been much of a movie. I’m pretty sure I actually saw it.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Prineville

Also known as the capital and center of power of one of my favorite nations: Les Schwab Country

by eloomis20 on Dec 3, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's so cute how you aren't allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon!

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cute?

Yeah, getting out and pumping gas when it’s 35 and rainy is for chumps. Especially since gas is still cheaper in Portland then across the river. Let the Fuskies pump their own. I’ll let Biebs do it for me.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just kidding with you. It's definitely an odd rule, though.

I wouldn’t mind staying in my car in the winter either.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a jobs issue now.

There’s not a single politician out there who has the guts to kill a few thousand jobs unless it means sending them overseas for their corporate owners.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bingo.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY.

You have NO IDEA how many automotive refilling explosions have been prevented by the strategic deployment of specially safety-trained expert automotive refueling personnel. I can tell you, it’s a number greater than zero. AND WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER?

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I worked IT for an oil jobber for about 22 years, doing all the computer work, including the billing software for their cardlock accounts. In OR, cardlocks are commercial self-service fueling sites that are administered by the State Fire Marshal. There is a yearly inspection of all accounts that have access to pumping gas (diesel self-serve is ok in OR.) Part of the inspection is a review of customer safety training forms. I was going to visit family in CA about a week after one of the inspections, and brought up that I was afraid to get gas in CA because of all the untrained people pumping their own gas. THE INSPECTOR TOOK ME SERIOUS and agreed. Given the news cycles, I think we would all hear about any stations bursting into flames in any of the 48 states that do allow self-serve.

It is the retail operators that stop self-serve in OR… keeps out competition. At one time retailers and the fire marshall would take pictures of vehicles using the cardlocks. If someone pulled in with a vehicle with a car seat, boat, RV, or no commercial signage, the fire marshall would run the plates to make sure was registered to a business. If not would contact the cardlock operator, requiring proof THAT transaction was legit business fueling… if not, fines.

All this is a big problem in some of the vast expanses of OR where there is not enough business to warrant attended sites… or a store that does pump gas has short hours.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In Oregon, my guess is that the state’s real concern with cardlock users is that they are supposed to be on P.U.C. permits, and no taxes are included in the cost of fuel at a cardlock pump. Follow the money.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They do follow the P.U.C.s pretty close, adding quite a bit of cross reporting about 4 years ago. The big rigs are P.U.C., but most of the accounts of a normal cardlock don’t even have P.U.C. vehicles. The diesel tax / non-tax reporting goes to ODOT, while any account with even just a single card capable of pumping gas is checked by the Fire Marshal. There is a yearly fee for each gas account that goes to the Fire Marshal (internally I called it the FM slush fund) but many of the Gestapo tactics of the FM predated this fund… so the money WAS coming from somewhere, but not the cardlock operators. Also, during those years, most of the inspectors seemed to be ex state detectives… and came into the office like it was a crime scene.

You have to be “commercial”, 900 gallons a year min (earlier years 2000 gallons), have safety training.

There was an AMWAY distributor that actually supported himself with AMWAY. Had to fight to get him allowed as a business… FM said was not a valid business.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes its nice, sometimes it sucks.

And them I’m not sure whether I should tip or not.

The Oregon Ducks: helping Gameday find Corvallis since 2010.

by omb on Dec 3, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A conversation with me functions as a tip since I'm so worthwhile to talk to.

I’m also humble.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“Do you want regular, mid-grade, or premium, sir?”

“Take a look at my fucking car and YOU tell me what I want, SIR.”

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He even washes your windows. When he asks for a tip, you say “Get a real job you LOOSER!” and speed away, running over his toes.

Joke’s on you; he sugared your tank.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would I call him a looser? Wouldn't loser be more appropriate?

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if you’re a LOOSER.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I can't even imagine having somebody pump gas for me. As a job.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course not, I've never had it done for me.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

On my road trip last spring I filled my tank 24 times in 3 weeks.

The last fill was in Pendleton, and you can’t imagine how happy I was to not have to do it myself. That’s when I knew I was home. Well, that and Hal’s Hamburgers.

Know what else I like? Not paying sales tax. I bet that’s something you’ve never not done either.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been to around half of the states in this wonderful country. I've experienced no sales tax before.

Sales tax is a gross 9.75% here. GAG.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

CA sales tax

The state excise tax on gas is included in the state sales tax calculation. Always nice when you are paying a state tax on a state tax.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be like Canada.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How much did you pay in gas on that trip?

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

$742.80

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I nearly took a job doing that for the winter while its not golf season

thankfully, I got one at the Y instead. phew.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a time when there was more to a Chevron or Shell than a surly attendant filling your tank and a convenience store selling lottery tickets and Four Loco.

Some of these “service stations” actually had employees, called “mechanics”, who could actually help diagnose and repair vehicle problems. They would also “check the oil”, “check the tires”, and sometimes even “wash the windows”.

I know, it’s hard to believe.

For the record, my dad owned one of these “service stations”, a Richfield at the corner of Fairfield and 99 North in Eugene. So forgive me for getting all sentimental and shit.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You make me feel all nostalgic for the good old days. Then I remember I was born in 1987.

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.

by Takimoto on Dec 3, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah, most of them were Gas’n’Gos by then :(

I think the last one in Eugene was Bill Fogelson’s Texaco, on the corner of 7th and Monroe, across from Taco Bell. The attendants at Bill’s would wipe the inside of your windshield for you.

Last time I was in town I drove down 7th. Bill’s is now a Korean upholstery shop.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They still exist. Rare, but there's one i pass every day on the way to school.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…and when they did the windows, not a drop on the car. Ended up being half of what they concider a car wash now.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

"check the oil"

THERE’S OIL IN MY CAR?!?!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 4, 2010 5:38 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s one in Burns. I try to stop and get gas there whether I need it or not. I hope they stay in the black.

by UtahDuck42 on Dec 4, 2010 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate waiting for attendents

when I can just jump out and do it myself.

by GMan83201 on Dec 3, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought a convertible because I’ve always wanted a car that I could jump into and out of.

I soon learned that I’m nowhere near athletic enough to jump into my car without a running start and springboard, and I can’t get enough leverage while sitting to jump out.

So that was a big waste of money.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just jump out of my sunroof.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you jump into it?

Because that would be impressive.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed I can.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So you have an old VW (say 1961) with a massive sliding sunroof?

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I can jump into my Pathfinder sunroof.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Prove it.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear this is me, and I swear the car is a Pathfinder.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't even watch the video.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's always hard to come back from California or somewhere else.

I always try to make it to Yreka before filling up, or stop there on my way out.

The Oregon Ducks: helping Gameday find Corvallis since 2010.

by omb on Dec 3, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yreka

has a bomb ma and pa donut shop which I believe is called mom and pops. They are probably no longer around because I haven’t done that drive since 2003 and they were quite old.

by gitterfidder on Dec 3, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I got stopped in Weed once... back in '69

no I didn’t get a ticket… they just liked to check out those cars with Orygon stickers.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what's not cute?

Pumping your own gas in Michigan when it’s -20 out. It Sucks.

Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.

by Wheatboy on Dec 3, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...that's what living in Meesheegin gets you.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol, pretty much

(Here in Meesheegin attending Law School).

Ann Arbor is great, but the winters are not. Lake Erie is not my friend.

Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.

by Wheatboy on Dec 3, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I know about Erie, alright.

I spend a week or so in Cleveland visiting relatives every weekend. Windchill in ’08 while we were there got down to -35.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah!

No. I meant winter.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2010 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

And yet

Yes, we should win. Yes, our games this season – with one notable exception of Cal – have been done exactly the same way – we either are too good for a team at the start of a game and roll easily (UCLA, New Mexico) or we start a bit slow and then relentless grind the other team into a pulp as the game goes on (basically everything else).

Oregon has been amazingly consistent at what they do. The team is well-coached and well-practiced and well-prepared. The only glaring weakness is the penalties.

And yet.

And yet I remember 2000 and the Beavers destroying Oregon’s hopes.
I remember 2001 and that bizarre Stanford game where Oregon had every single advantage – at home, even! – and still lost a sloppy, weird game.
I remember 2002 and getting blown away after supposedly looking good early.
I remember Jason Fife on the cover of SI after beating Michigan – and going bad the rest of the season.
I remember Kellen Clemens breaking his leg and having to deal with the dual-headed QB monstrosity of Dixon and Leaf.
I remember a promising team that went out and immediately lost to Indiana.
I remember Dixon looking like the second coming of Vince Young and then watching his dreams die at Arizona.
I remember a Cal game in the pouring rain where pass after pass after pass was called by Kelly and Masoli looked completely putrid doing so.
I remember a 2009 season start that had the Ducks looking like the disaster team of the decade. And a 2009 finish that saw us fumble away a chance for a Rose Bowl win at the hands of the guy that made us look so bad early on.

2010 hasn’t seen any misery that would affect the game. Costa was injured, and that sucks hard, but it’s not the same as losing the starter. LMJ and Masoli’s off-field issues (along with the rest of the players) was costly, but at the same time it’s turned into a blessing in disguise (in the same way losing Blount as the starter gained the Ducks LMJ). All signs point to greatness and glory.

And yet I wait for the other shoe to drop. I wait for a game that the Ducks do come out flat in and then never pick it up. I wait for a really really sloppy game that wastes too much time. I wait for that big injury to a star that deflates our hopes.

The Ducks should win. They are a better team. But the better team doesn’t always win.

by kalon on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

We are ALWAYS waiting for the other shoe to drop, aren't we?

I agree that this team will be well-prepared, focused and motivated tomorrow . . . even though the beavs have Gameday, are playing at home in their Giant Killer unis on Senior Day with revenge for the last two years on their minds and playing for bowl eligibility . . . have i left anything out? Hopefully we weather the initial onslaught of emotion and put them away early.

by Ducks73 on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm nervous something like the above will happen too

even though Ducks should have all the confidence to do anything. We’ll see…

by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ducks should win. They are a better team. But the better team doesn’t always win.

And it’s not necessarily because “they didn’t want it bad enough.”

Because I’m pretty sure that this weekend, the guys will want it bad enough.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I see this is still going to be a thing.
I was wondering if this was going to be a thing.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want it to be a thing?

How badly? Because maybe it will be one if..

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah J...

Do you want it enough?

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It comes down to who wants it more. Maybe I want it, but not as much as someone else.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 4, 2010 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oregon will win 48-17

I respect the Beavers though, they have had a rough year, next year they will be back.

I LOVE MY DUCKS

by davemike on Dec 3, 2010 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Not going to worry about them until next year

but I’d love to jump out to and early , solid lead and see the beavs pack it in for next year.

Can you imagine the heat Bellotti would take if he shot up half our defense with cortisone shots so they could play hurt? After the emotion wears off and the hurt sets in, i can’t see them helping their team much.

by Ducks73 on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Jared, you aren't factoring in the panic factor.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

65-38

The Ducks are even better than they were that year, and the Beavers are worse. This could get ugly. I think it will be lower scoring though, and a quick game that’s kept on the ground.

Ducks win 50-21

by HeyitsHoag on Dec 3, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

How has no one noticed the similarites between the jumping LaMichael jersey,

and this:
here.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 3, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

jumping LaMichael picture, not jersey.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 3, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nosemilk.

Except Vitamin Water.

4 minutes is no problem for an "elite defense."

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My, how our attitudes change!
…our team is 11-0, on the verge of playing in the only postseason game that matters.

So the Rose Bowl doesn’t matter to the almighty Ducks now, huh?

by scotty256 on Dec 3, 2010 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Jared has consistently held the opinion that the National Championship game is the only bowl that really matters.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that is a comment on the BCS system imo.

I think that going to the Rose Bowl is super fucking awesome, but win or loose it doesn’t matter. There is only one game that gives out the National Championship Trophy.

WTP

by trumpetduck on Dec 3, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

win or loose

We’re ALWAYS loose. And so far we’ve always won. I like this.

by JonathanPDX on Dec 3, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely the only bowl game that matters to anyone beyond the fan bases of the participant teams.
That’s inarguable fact.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Jared has consistently held the opinion that the National Championship game is the only bowl that really matters to him

fixed

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

With the current system, I only care about the Holiday Bowl, Alamo Bowl, Rose Bowl, and the “M” National Championship game.

I could careless about the rest of the Pac-10 tie-ins. They are a waste of time and money.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Jared has consistently held the opinion that the National Championship game is the only bowl that really matters to him

refixed

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t get that either. I’m thrilled that this is happening, but a part of me will always want the Ducks in the Rose no matter what, and getting the Fiesta in 2001 was a double travesty.

by kalon on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Winning the Pac-10 matters. Playing in the Rose Bowl does not.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, I should say, the outcome of the Rose Bowl does not matter.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In your opinion. I, and many others, would disagree.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a losing battle Gorby. Been fighting with Jared on this for 3 years. It’s like trying to tell your wife she has too many shoes

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I know. I just wanted to get that on record.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Also for the record

your wife does NOT have too many shoes.

by daisyduck on Dec 3, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Daisy, your husband must love Civil War week, you seem to become very vigorous.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If only we’d won the Rose Bowl last year! Just imagine where we’d be!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But, RECRUITING AND STUFF

Also: Delirium Nocturnum is EXCELLENT.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 3, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, going to the Rose Bowl was great last year for recruiting, exposure, sales, etc.

But the outcome of the game wasn’t particularly important. If anything, losing the game was better for Oregon over the offseason.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you're right Jared

winning some mythical-made-up-bunch-of-crusty-old-white-guys-driven-marketing-and-TV-oriented-beauty-contest BCS National Championship is so much more important for recruiting exposure sales etc.

Giving credence to the BCS is just as important as giving credence to the Rose Bowl. Your argument is just a warped derivative of the same thing husky fans say.

You know we the big brother
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Dec 3, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Your non sequitur point is awesome.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Delirium Nocturnum is alright

I love the elephant though an the bottles

by gitterfidder on Dec 3, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You keep saying blanket statements like “Bowl Games Don’t Matter” and it just isn’t accurate at all. Every year its the same argument and every year it’s proven that they do matter in a lot of different ways. I look forward to 2011 when you say the exact same thing and we have the same discussion.

You can’t make that blanket statement.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a losing battle Gorby Dom. Been fighting with Jared on this for 3 years. It’s like trying to tell your wife she has too many shoes

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to hear some of those examples.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

sure, look up any economic impact record for any major bowl game on the city it’s hosted and the surrounding areas.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So would you are you saying the local economic impact is greater than the impact on the teams attending?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I can quantify which has a greater impact. I’m not versed enough to put a dollar amount on things like recruiting bumps and exposure in comparison to selling hot dogs.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I just quickly saw a report that said the larger bowls, like the Rose Bowl, has a $100 million impact, directly and indirectly on the local area. With smaller bowls, it is significantly smaller – almost negligible as it has as much of a negative impact as it does positive.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure. The Rose Bowl has all kinds of things associated with it. Out of all the bowls, it has traditions that carry over to other aspects of the community… the parade for example, that have a nationwide audience.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ssssshhhh.

Don’t say that. There are those in here that don’t even believe that bringing outside money into the local economy has any influence on things.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Umm, I’m not arguing against the economic impact of bowl games…

While I do make the blanket statement that “bowl games don’t matter,” my contention is that the outcome of bowl games does not have any significant impact on later seasons. They are glorified exhibition games. They have impact in certain areas. But many people overstate their impact in some areas.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 3, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

While I agree with you mostly on bowl outcomes, and appreciate your caveat to the “blanket statement”, I would love to hear your explanation on why Boise State’s Fiesta Bowl win last year did nothing to impact their poll position for 90% of this year’s season, especially at the beginning

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 3, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because preseason polls are pointless. Duh!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it obviously affected their position for a good majority of the season, but what good has that done them?

BSU would have been jumped by every single undefeated BCS conference team, and could very well have been jumped by a strong one-loss BCS team by the end of the season.

What I think is most important in this, is that BSU beat TCU in the bowl game, yet voters jumped TCU over BSU when they had a stronger resume. There are voters that took the bowl win into account, but the vast majority did not.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing about this is: Why would winning the National Championship be different?

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it's the National Championship.

Ducks can say they won the fucking Fiesta Bowl. Hell, even a Rose Bowl. But we don’t have the permanently irrevocable* trump card of the MNC. To say there isn’t more cachet in that than a bowl of corn chips or even the Rose is, I think, shortsighted.

*Mileage may vary for USC fans.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That crystal football would live on with us for the rest of our lives

not to say this season won’t, but it will just that much more if all Oregon literature says “2011 National Champions”

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you remember who won the national championship the last 5 years? I personally don’t think it is too hard to do that.

How about the Orange Bowl?
I can’t even remember who won it last year.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, but what does that have to do with it though?

Texas was in the National Championship last year.

Alabama won the National Championship last year.

Jared’s logic about other bowl games not mattering can also apply to the big one. Personally I love the location and tradition in the Rose Bowl.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You and I have both been though which obviously gives us a closer feel to the atmosphere there

doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love a rose bowl title, but a MNC would be awesome

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no doubt, that would be an achievement.

All I’m trying to do is evalute Jared’s logic about all bowl games with the exception of the National Championship Game and apply it to the National Championship Game.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand the purpose of that.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How so?

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You're entitled to your opinion Jared

even though it is wrong.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Dec 3, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In your opinion.

/stickingupforJaredbecausenobodyelseseemstoandaren’twesupposedtobeonehappyfamilyinPANIC

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Biebs were one game away from the BCSNCG,

wouldn’t the Rose Bowl seem a little less shiny?

4 minutes is no problem for an "elite defense."

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This right here is pretty big.
And without James Rodgers (OSU’s most explosive and dangerous player), OSU is not prepared to make up for their mistakes.

Quizz has gotten more national hype, but for the last couple years I’ve been convinced that James was their most important player. He just comes up so big for them in so many big games…

both Quizz and James stepped in to roles that the Beavs have relied on, and always seemed to have – that grind-it-out tough-as-nails Tailback who will automatically get 1000+ yards a season, and that go-to receiver who’s always open when it counts and will be close to the top of the Pac-10 in receiving. Quizz has brought the TB spot to a higher level, but it seems like that go-to receiver has been even more critical to the Beavers’ success.

Hass to Stroughter to James Rodgers… in the 2005 civil war beatdown – an absolute massacre – Hass somehow still got his 100+ yards with Gunderson at the helm. When the 2006 Civil War was on the line, who did they go to? Stroughter down the field, and he pulled it out for them. James has torn it up in big game after big game. Just like James, he could change the game on any given punt return. Looking at last year’s Civil War, Quizz was relatively quiet while James nearly carried the offense. On the critical 4th and 15, everyone knew it was going to James, and he almost made the play.

In sum, the loss of James hasn’t exactly been underrated, but it’s still critical for this game. He was just so central to everything they do. Not just receiving, but when they needed a game-changing punt return, he’d deliver. Wheaton has stepped up, Poyer has stepped up on returns, but none of these guys match what James would have brought to this game. If it is close down the stretch, the most dangerous man on the field for the Beavs would have been James Rodgers, and it’s a big break for the Ducks not having to face him this year.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

The thing about this CW,

and I’m trying to be completely objective so as not to tempt Juju, is that Oregon State, talent-wise, was down from past years to begin their injury problems haven’t helped at all. OTOH the Ducks are deeper than at any point and are almost injury-free going into the CW.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Win. The. Motherfucking. Day.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I don't think CK has that one copyrighted.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ODU has tied us up again.

http://www.capitalonebowl.com/vote/main

Let’s bring this thing HOME!

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

The positive note

So okay, there was the negative thing a bit ago. And it’s fair to call the panic police on that one.

So here’s the non-“and yets”.

Could you imagine – ever – Masoli throwing 12 straight completions to start a game?
Could you imagine the Ducks would be down by multiple scores in multiple games and come back to win all of them – BY multiple scores?
Could you imagine that the worst game the Ducks would have all season would be to win at Cal for only the second time in 10 years, and that would be considered a down game?
Or that blowing out Washington State with our second-string QB at WSU by 20 would also be a letdown?
Or that Oregon played a sloppy, chippy game against the Huskies, and it was disappointing that Oregon only won by…37?
Could you imagine that losing the starting, Pac-10 QB before the season started would be a good thing?
Could you imagine that Oregon has a Heisman-quality running back – and that he’s not even the most important player on the team?
Could you imagine that ESPN would feature the Ducks on College gameday three times?
Or that Oregon would dominate the polls and be the #1 team in the nation for 7 weeks straight?
Could you imagine that there was not one single major broadcast that talked about Oregon’s jersey combinations and how silly their uniforms looked?
Could you imagine going to a SEC team and beating them by 35 at their home? Any USC team? Even Vanderbilt?
Could you imagine that the Ducks would repeat as the single Pac-10 champion?
In the first two years of a new coach’s reign?

This season.Is.Crazy.

by kalon on Dec 3, 2010 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Blanket answer:

10 years ago, I thought we were right on the cusp. By 3 years ago, I thought we were in a rut. When I was a student (UO ’91)? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Haines. Anyone notice that awesome stache that he was rockin last week?

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently it was for "Movember"

and has since disappeared.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How is Dustin Haines the backup (and probable, since Jackson Rice hasn’t practiced all week with mono) holder?

#justsayin

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose it has to do with his grasp on most of the things we do on the field in offense and special teams.

He’s a quarterback (of sorts), so he’s good with handling the ball on snaps and has good field vision because of his knowledge of the playbooks.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

boy, you toss around that “quarterback” label loosely Mr. Souther.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was trying to qualify it but thought it a little too critical.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Must I remind you how many games he won his senior year in HS?

as a starting QB?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, ooh

Was it . . . Zero?

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

winner!

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If awesome means disgusting.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 3, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You want superstition? Try this out

My dinner menu tonight: tortellini (green) with cheese sauce (yellow). Served with peas and roasted corn, and pesto-butter for bread.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

on and the TV volume hasn't from 21 all week

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

En anglais, s'il vous plaît.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hasn't CHANGED*

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Tortellini sounds delicious right now.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I could also go for deviled eggs.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I like bread.

Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

do you put cheese in the middle? or is that too far out for you

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Espn announcer

Just said that the Biebers have a chance because they won @ home 2 years ago, putting up 65 points

Also, how’s Locker’s Heisman stock these days?

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Dec 3, 2010 4:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

screw that

how’s Oden’s MVP season going?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Valuably.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 3, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He got injured and then the team went in the tank. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

by inroywetrust on Dec 3, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok this is bugging the shit out of me

I’ve been following this site for quite some time, and only posting occasionally this year, but I have yet to see what the “M” in MNC stands for. Seriously, why the fuck do we put an M in front of National Championship now?

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Mythical, evidently.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so dissapoint

That it’s not a way better reason than that.

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

well i suppose it could be

Monday National Chamionship

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The BCS sucks for sure

But most years it pans out alright-ish.

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Auburn wants a word with you

so does Oregon (2001),
screw it read this

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence the MOST part

L2read 16 year old.

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

first off: I turn 18 a week from today
second: Most isn’t even close.

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he means you seem like you're 16.

A more mature cat lady would lay out every single BCS result since it’s inception, complete with facts and figures about what went wrong.

Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOOOh

He’s 17! Not 16!

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a very mature 16.

Almost acts 17 sometimes.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the BCS.

Because I love College football.

You’re telling me that I get the most exciting regular season in all of sports, plus 35 football games in the winter?

Sounds like a winning system to me.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 3, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t think a system that had 28 of those games, plus 7 more games of progressive importance, wouldn’t be just as interesting?

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like a word with Auburn's word.

Everyone (by which I mean most pundits everywhere) always calls that the most egregious scenario, but USC’s snub was the absolute worst snub in history. The fact that they won a title that year was a testament to how badly the BCS fucked that one up.

What Auburn missed was the opportunity to get killed by a dominant USC team.

A huge portion of the outrage about Auburn’s snub comes from hindsight, both how bad USC made Oklahoma look in the championship game (while Auburn barely beat VaTech) and the number of championships the SEC has won in the years since.

Someone that year had to get left out, and AT THE TIME there really wasn’t any credible argument that Auburn was MORE deserving of a shot than OU of USC. Which is why the national consensus, Coaches, AP, BCS, had them at #3. Blame it on a stupid system that only has a two-team playoff, but as the consensus #3 team Auburn didn’t get screwed within the rules of the game. Now, USC as the #1 in both polls getting left out while Oklahoma got in WHILE NOT EVEN WINNING ITS CONFERENCE or UO being #2 in the polls and getting left out for Nebraska that DIDN’T EVEN WIN ITS CONFERENCE is a snub. None of the measures that pick the participants thought Auburn was good enough.

And in reality, that’s not much different than all the Utahs and Boise States and TCUs that have been left out despite undefeated records – Auburn was no more technically screwed than any of those teams.

And that’s why, if they were going to award that title to another team after USC vacates, it should go to Oklahoma. Because they were #2, and shouldn’t be punished for being good enough to play #1.

And the BCS is ridiculous.

/endrant.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, the most screwed-over team that year was Cal,

who lost their first Rose Bowl in a half century due to Mack Brown Begging for votes, and a bunch of coaches anonymously dropping Cal way lower than they should have been to make that result happen.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal didn’t help themselves when they lost my two touchdowns in the Holiday Bowl.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Know why Auburn was #3?

Because USC started out #1, and Oklahoma started #2, and Auburn in the preseason poll was… #17.

Long as SC and Okie didn’t lose, there was no way Auburn was passing them.

Now, had there been NO polls until week 6 that year, where would these teams have landed in the rankings?
Auburn beat LA-Monroe, Mississippi State, LSU, the Citadel, Tennessee and La Tech.
Okie beat Bowling Green, Houston, Oregon, Texas Tech (all at home) and Texas .
U$C beat Va Tech, Colorado St, BYU, Stanford, and Cal.

At that point, Auburn didn’t belong ahead of either USC or Oklahoma (or even Miami, who was 3rd that week). Sure, they beat a decent Tennessee team, but the rest of that schedule was roadkill. Two Sun Belts and the Keydets? What do they expect?

The only argument for Auburn getting screwed that season is the same one SEC Guy always drags out — “any team that goes unbeaten in the SEC DESERVES a shot at the NC”. Which, of course, is bullshit, but try convincing SEC guy of that.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Was just explaining, apparently later than Quinn.

Not really something I push (the “mythical”), I’m in favor of a playoff, until then I wouldn’t mine winning one of these mythical ones.

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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

bah, *mind

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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

can you find MNC ore in the mines?

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I'll take a "M"NC trophy too

Potential for a playoff is probably still 5 years out.

"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by Heaven's Calamity on Dec 3, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The history books will record it as a de facto, if not de jure title.

That’s good enough for me.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it was "Musgrave"

…for “GET OFF MY LAWN, BCS”

No?

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

by M. Fletcher on Dec 3, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct, No.

It is Musgrave’s National Championship, awarded as I see fit based on criteria that I create.

The last 22 years in a row, the Ducks have won.

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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 3, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I smell a 23-peat

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by David Piper on Dec 3, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of sandwich, though? Because if it’s a reuben, I don’t like our chances.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 3, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not a reuben, but I think a Reuben would add to our power run game.

If it’s a Monte Carlo, then I guess all bets are off.

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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 4, 2010 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Monte Carlo’s are french and we all know they go for huskies. Therefore, no Monte Carlos

You know we the big brother
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes a lot of sense, actually.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

by M. Fletcher on Dec 3, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Matthew.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey ATQ...random question for ya....

I’m passing through Chicago tomorrow. Anybody know a good bar where I might watch the game with some fellow Duck fans?

by rugbydux on Dec 3, 2010 6:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

jtlight and ntrebon both live in Chicago

I believe they go to a place called Witt’s. I’m sure you could email them for more details.

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by David Piper on Dec 3, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I know Chicago is Big Ten territory. Would be good to sit with some Oregon brethren.

by rugbydux on Dec 3, 2010 6:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Witts

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep – definitely swing by if you get the chance. We have been getting pretty good crowds all season. And, their special on gamedays is Bridgeport IPA on tap.

by ntrebon on Dec 3, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice! Good job scoring that on tap.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 3, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep – last year they had a few Rogue bombers to choose from, but they didn’t sell well. They also had Drop Top — though I don’t remember if that was on tap (Jason would know). But to be honest, I am thrilled they made the switch to Bridgeport this year.

by ntrebon on Dec 3, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Great. See you there....

My buddy lives in Lincoln Park so it works out good. I’ve got an 6 am flight Sunday back to St. Thomas.

by rugbydux on Dec 3, 2010 7:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It’s right off the brown line, so it would be a fairly easy (if a bit long ride), but it’s always a good time.

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by jtlight on Dec 4, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Mandel picks us to win 55-20. I’d take that.

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by David Piper on Dec 3, 2010 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

I want them to win and deny the Huskies a bowl REAL BAD.

GO COUGS!

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

by M. Fletcher on Dec 3, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

so the one thing both of us can agree on is

our ever lasting hate for the huskies

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this Mandelbaum person.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wolrds greatest Dad.

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

gah

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pre-game fat-finger synrdome.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why we practice, I’ll be ready to go for the game thread.

Practice?

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

S.E.C.

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Egregious cheating.

Constant hype.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 3, 2010 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

One has to copy/paste the link, but...

It reminds me of EDSBS.

Re-linked for your linking pleasure.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

by M. Fletcher on Dec 3, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

could sworn that's what i did

ctrl-c then ctrl-v……..oh well thank you

Oderint Dum Metuant

by WhiteRabbit on Dec 3, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

vundabar

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Bid went up while I was reading

I do think I’d like more info on the mother… I think the maternal side is very important.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Excitement in the Mac...

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

BEST. TWO. POINT. CONVERSION. EVER.

except for the part where it didn’t count.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

as a beaver fan

I want the beavers to win….but, I have to tip my hat to the great season the duck have had this season. I all so can’t see how the duck will not take the pac 12 title next year.

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Or any year EVER AGAIN.

Only problem is, I remember similar comments from U$C fans circa 2006.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as chip

is still your coach

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

My only hope is

for the north to belonging to the state of oregon every year either OS or the ducks maybe you could let use win onces every three or four years ;)

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

if the ducks stay on top

OS should get some of the spill over rerurites kind of like the friend of the cool guy gets some chicks throw his way. So we might have a chance to stay compative

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, the ili borther can still get a little too lol

at lest that is what some of your players have been saying

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ducks*

oh, them beavers

by Thembevers on Dec 3, 2010 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Ron Zook looks like the Ted from Breaking Bad.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

And I didn't get the chance to last night, but last night I realized that Brock Osweiler looks like that dude from Twilight.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Dec 3, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree


One is crisp and the other is, well, not so much.
One has a nice head of hair and the other has a small head.
One wears number 17 and the other is 12 oz.
However, they’re both tall and skinny.

Nobody cares about burritos or potato salad.

by Jayon on Dec 3, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my go-to summer Ale. It wasn’t very complex, but it was chill.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 4, 2010 5:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Man Fresno's field looks like shit.

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by omb on Dec 3, 2010 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

Know how I know I'm ready for the Civil War tomorrow?

I dozed off during the Fresno St-Illnois game, dreamt that LMJ went for 200 yds, set the single season rushing record for Oregon, high fived him after the game, and then, somehow, managed to tackle Kellen Moore off the blindside. Oh and I returned a fumble for a TD, and even got a Chip Kelly rant at the refs afterwards cause they marked it down. Subconscious: AWESOME.

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Well gentlemen, I'm off to catch some Zs before gameday

Best of luck to you all tomorrow. We. Will. Make. History., one way or the other.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

It stands for Lose the Day, and for his time left at Arizona.

Limited.

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.

by Takimoto on Dec 3, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, for how he'll be getting around Eugene his next time in the area

"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso

by axemen23 on Dec 3, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LtS

Lose the Season

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Dec 3, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, you see what I did there?

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching the 65-38 Civil War

on DVR (again). Never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.

"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by UOfootball on Dec 3, 2010 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

Did Jeremiah Johnson just score another touchdown? I bet he did, didn’t he?

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.

by Takimoto on Dec 3, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Talking about that game with my wife. Does anyone think if Chip Kelly were already head coach by then wouldd JJ have broken the single game rushing record? He had over 200 in the first half!

"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by UOfootball on Dec 3, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

I'm not complaining about the job Bellotti did or anything.

Just curious.

"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by UOfootball on Dec 3, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to say. I think Chip was calling all the plays anyway.

I mean, it’s not like he’d want to run up the score or anything.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Dec 3, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah good point.

It was such a circus of a game I just remember getting so excited when the play by play said JJ had over 200 in the first half. I remember thinking there is no way Onterrio’s record is going to survive the night. Regardless, such a fun game to watch again. So many long faces decked out in orange.

"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by UOfootball on Dec 3, 2010 11:15 PM PST reply actions  

Real coool.

Reeal cooool.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2010 6:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting up and going to gameday.. Couldn’t miss it. Hope to see some of you guys there.

"I’m not into statements, I’m into winning games."
-Chip Kelly

by DuckFanAndy on Dec 4, 2010 1:39 AM PST reply actions  

Oregon State’s signs suck – a lot. No wonder Gameday hasn’t been there until now.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST reply actions  

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