An Alabama Fan's Guide to Hating Auburn
by kleph on Dec 9, 2010 6:06 AM PST
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Greetings Oregon Ducks fans! I'm Kleph, a writer for Roll Bama Roll, the SB Nation website covering the Alabama Crimson Tide. I've heard you fellows have scheduled a little game of football against our cross-state rivals Auburn next month and I've taken it upon myself to offer a bit of background on your foe.
Even for those with a passing familiarity with college football, the rivalry between Alabama and Auburn is recognized as one of the most heated in the sport. How heated? Well, I've got a ticket to the game in Glendale and one of the reasons I plan to be there is to make sure some poor bastard in Orange and Blue won't.
How much do we hate Auburn? We didn't even play them for 40 years because they were whining about us beating them too much.
But don't take my word on it. A Michigan blogger who accidentally stumbled into the fray a few years back said the vitrol between the schools, "would make Palestinians and Israelis shake their heads and go, 'Wow, those folks really hate each other.' "
There is a reason for all the enmity. In his superb book on Alabama fandom, Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Warren St. John observed:
If the Alabama psyche is hung up on the antebellum fiction, the Auburn psyche is hung up on the postbellum reality. Auburn fans have all the bottled-up resentments and the inferiority complexes of a defeated people. In other words, Auburn's relationship with Alabama is like the state of Alabama's relationship with the rest of the country.
So, basically, take your relationship with folks that hail from Corvallis, multiply it by about 1,000 and serve with a garnish of pure unadulterated hate.
The practical result of all this is the... lets just say, distinctive attitude of the Auburn fans. Because "once you've been dismissed as a lowlife and a redneck," St. John writes. "There's a certain defiant pleasure in acting like one." And, boy howdy, are you Ducks ever gonna get a double-barreled blast of that over the next few weeks.
So for you west coast denizens who might not quite understand what you are getting into when you face the Plainsmen, here are a few things you might need to know in order to remember exactly why Auburn represents everything we find horrible and bad in college football and the universe at large.
Immaturity. For most, rolling trees with toilet paper is something you do in high school and get over when you go to college. In Auburn, it's a storied tradition.
Hypocrisy. Auburn partisans deride Alabama fans for "living in the past" but never fail to bring up a punt they blocked 40 years ago. They mock Alabama for claiming "undeserved" national championships but then whine how they really should be given the 2004 BCS trophy.
Indecision. Auburn's mascot is a tiger but then they also have this War Eagle thing. As EDSBS's Spencer Hall put it; "You don't get to play Pokemon with your mascots. CHOOSE ONE."
Cheating. They do it. A lot. And a look at their prior "championship seasons" illustrates this starkly:
- In 1957 Auburn was undefeated and heralded by some as the national champion. Except they were barred from playing in a bowl game by the Southeast Conference for paying players.
- In 1993 Auburn was undefeated and heralded by some as the national champion. Except they were ineligible to play any post-regular season games due to NCAA-imposed sanctions for paying players.
- In 2004 Auburn was undefeated and heralded by some as the national champion. Except they were locked out of the BCS title game. This time the school wasn't caught paying players but, instead, got caught in a scandal related to a coaching search.
(For an excellent and delightfully partisan analysis of the Plainsmen's tendancy to get creative with the rules, we urge to to read this post by the Georgia Bulldogs blog Dawg Sports)
Absent-mindedness. Auburn coaches have been known to lose their pants under strange circumstances.
Racism. Southerners are acutely aware of the stereotypes that abound concerning the region's history in terms of race relations. And most of us strive to correct the misconceptions and improve the situation as we are able. Then there is Auburn.
Bad taste. They wear orange. No team with a modicum of self respect and decency would willingly don that color. Amiright?
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Okay…Really??? You have nothing better to do than to post this? Yet, we are the immature ones. Further…by misspelling words in a QUOTE from a book, you have proven your ignorance and undermined your credibility. And…as far as indecision goes…I do believe you Bama folks have an elephant for a mascot, yet do not scream “Roll Elephant Roll”…I do believe you scream “Roll Tide Roll”. The best part about that…the legend as to why we yell “WAR EAGLE” is much more interesting. Just sayin’…
did you not get your meth this morning?
It’s okay buddy
I know that makes you Auburn folk cranky
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
+1
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 7:30 AM PST up reply actions
Oh Really? Obviously trolling RBR and or Addicted to Quack
This is spot on. Aubbies do actually ROLL TREES on campus when anything good happens. (I lived in Seattle for 12 years and it’s called TP’ing there). Is this not High School? It’s what little HS girls do when they pledge. You will need to save the TP to whipe you holes when the shite-storms hits.
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
Glad the Duck fans are giving you some hope for
that a&&-whipping since you guys couldn’t get it done yourselves.
Does not change what I said.
I just know you REALLY are going to enjoy the NC and the Heisman….not.
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Believe me, we will. If you can hitch a ride
out of your trailer park, you can come visit the Heisman when Cam brings it home this Saturday.
You mean the Wire Road trailer park in Aubarn?
Sorry… couldn’t resist!
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 9, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
There's a reason outsiders refer to you guys as a cow college, you know...
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 9, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Oh you were finished. Well allow me to retort.
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Sorry, couldn’t resist.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 16, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 8 recs
I see nothing but WIN.
And photoshop.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 16, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
and because it may not be clear
this is one of the Klansmen from the KKK rally at Ole Miss when they removed “From Dixie With Love” from their band’s playlist. Here is the link to a story about it which includes a slideshow of pictures. The 5th picture in the slideshow is the original of the one included in this post.
The Process of Champions
Rolling tree means something much different in Oregon...
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
THAT is why we love you!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
If proposing to your wife by throwing toilet paper all over her house is wrong, well, then I dont want to be right!
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This was the first comment I read on this thread. It portends well. Very. Well.
I shall proceed.
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GOOD GOD, THATS TWISTNHOOKS MUSIC!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Auburn fan, and I love me a Jim Ross reference.
Oklahoma State, where Cowboys Drink for Free
by AUKingOState on Dec 10, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions
Great read....
Thanks for the post, pretty funny.
by rugbydux on Dec 9, 2010 6:35 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Obviously doesn't apply to this season.
Glad y’all have nothing better to do than get on Oregon blogs and whine and complain. You just CAN’T HANDLE Auburn having success. I’m loving it. Look for me on TV in Arizona. WAR EAGLE!
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
If you’re going to make cocky and arrogant comments about the outcome of the NCG, just remember what site you’re on.
Go ahead and insult each other as much as you like, but start making comments about the Ducks and the banhammer will come out.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
Matt Daddy...
As much as I respect Oregon fans, and regret that this melee has broken out on the Ducks site…I haven’t forgotten (nor has any other AU fan) what the task at hand is! WDE!!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Yes, I thought of that after I posted it
No disrespect intended. In fact this game scares the hell out of me
If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.
If you’re going to make cocky and arrogant comments about the outcome of the NCG, just remember what site you’re on.
Western College Hockey Blog?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought this was the Six Sigma efficiencies wiki for Nike factory 271. Is it not that?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Dont be jealous.
Under Armor? L O fucking L! HAHAHA Joke is on you.
Friends dont let friends go to Oregon State, hell, even root for them.
by WashingtonDCduck on Dec 10, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The joke is over that way.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually can handle Auburn having success, but I’m faking that I can’t.
It what us Cal fans do!
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You presence was actually requested...
Nice to see you made it, I hear it will make for a much more interesting thread. I can’t wait!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
I’m like the Court jester.
JShu tells me to dance and I dance.
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Here I am!
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ITS A FAKE
TWIST CLAPS ON 1 & 3 AND THAT GUY CLEARLY CLAPS ON 2, I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Is this me then?
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I didn't realize
That you did this everywhere Twist.
Congrats haha
Don't Tread on Me.
by THESeymoreBear on Dec 14, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
This was funny
I went to high school in Grand Bay, Alabama and college in Eugene. All my Auburn friends about to be ignored on Facebook. They talk a lot of trash.
Andre Miller is the Memo Paris of the Blazers
Love your stuff on BE.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
I take it there's not a whole lot of 'all in good fun' to this rivalry.
/popcorn
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
I was gonna say...are we getting double-trolled by two different teams?
/getsownpopcorn
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
@$%# Auburn
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
I actually just purchased a dog for kleph. It’s a pug.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You sir!
Wins the internets! All of them!
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Hate does't take a vacation
Even at 13-0 last year we stopped by Northwestern blogs and educated them on the finer points of hating Auburn. It has nothing to do with our record or yours.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
How come you guys never come to indoctrinate us into the ways of the Bryant? We’re the Golden Bears! We could be the Golden Bear Bryants!
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I've been registered over there...
…for about two years and have made a couple of dozen posts. I don’t think I’ve posted since an open thread earlier in the season.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
I've always thought that the heat of a rivalry can be measured by the amount of effort each fan base puts into pissing off the other.
I think I’m starting to understand the scope of the AU/UA rivalry, and it’s impressive.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
I think Churchill was paraphrasing Coach Bryant here (yes, Bryant could walk on water AND time travel. Deal with it. :)
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
QUACK QUACK!!
Good Luck Agains the barn,,,,What out for the chop block
http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/aubfamily.html
Here is a oldie but a goodie….
You guys in yellow are smart
I think you can easily read that post and see through it like the window of a team bus. As you can see most (but not all) Bammers are:
1. Arrogant
2. Live by a double standard
3. Bitter
4. Have no clue where the admissions office is
All the posts on ATQ have shown me that Oregon people have class, smarts, and some ethics.
Your right, we be uneducateds
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions
ETHICS!? Good God you might get stuck down today! Take cover!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions
All the posts on ATQ have shown me that Oregon people have class, smarts, and some ethics.
Am not!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
...Come to think of it,
I have no idea where the admissions office on the UO campus is.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I could tell you 40 years ago, but PK has probably put a new building on that location.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Its now the Admissions Palace.
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That looks more like a hot air ballon on a road, in map format.
There is also some sort of blue ghost walking past .
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
1. Arrogant
2. Live by a double standard
3. Bitter
4. Have no clue where the admissions office is
Are you talking about Bammers or my parents?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I CAME HERE BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS SAFE AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?
NEVER AGAIN, KLEPH. NEVER AGAIN
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That’s me in the middle with my piss jug.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Brother against brother
My brother, who’s an Auburn fan, called me last Saturday. I was at my parents house celebrating my grandmother’s 91st birthday when I see a call coming in from him. I assume he’s calling to say hi to everyone and wish Gramdma a happy birthday, but instead I get this exchange:
Booger-eating brother: “Ya hear that?” [noise in background, not real clear]
Me: “Hear what?”
Booger-eating brother: “That’s the sound of the Georgia Dome. I just wanted to call so you could hear what it sounded like since y’all can’t be here this year. War F***ing Eagle!”
Me: [click]
Now let me emphasize that over the past couple of years as we all watched Auburn tank under Tubberville and my beloved Tide went on its championship run last year I went out of my way to be a gracious winner and never once talked smack to him. I can honestly say that Christmas will be noticeably uncomfortable in our family as a direct result of this rivalry.
My deepest sympathy
I don’t know what I would do if my brother and I were on the outs about AU/UA!
My brother called me last night to read this to me:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1179676/index.htm
I am not sure Oregon fans saw it because it is in the Cam Newton SI, the same time that the Pacific coast got the LeMichael James SI (they were regional) If you go to Track Em Tigers on SBS, you can see them talking about the issue.
I can’t believe they did this! No one is going to allow them to enjoy this NC or Heisman. Alabama fans have little to do with it.
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, poor guy
Must be tough to be in his position…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yeah, he cares as much about this investigation...
as he does about Auburn (his 3rd choice).
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Its funny that you should say that.....
Because I’ve got one of those as well. Expect my brother is the bama fan and I’m the Auburn Fan. He happens to be the biggest PRICK on the planet, which is actually redundent considering that I already said he was a bama fan. I actually went and graduated from bama and the one thing that I truly realized while there was that I’m not near arrogant enough to be a bama fan. Like racism it is bred into you backwood nutjobs to think that alabama deserves the championship everyyear. You actually think that you not only started but made southern football what it is today, and consider everyone else far beneath you in every way possible. Take this year for example. Bama fans are actually ferious because they were supposed to be where Auburn is now and yet they dwell where everyone picked Auburn to finish. They lost 9 starters from an incredible defense and actually thought that they would just “RELOAD” for another championship year paved by an INCREDIBLE Offense. Oh and did they ever tell us all year long how bad they would mop the floor with everyone on their schedule…..Crow anyone?
They scream about cheating yet they overlook the fact that they have had 4 major violations in the past 15 years. The NCAA actually said that they were the worst habitual violators in the history of the game….LMAO! Yet everyone else is the criminal. Idiocy runs rampant in Tuscaloosa thats for sure. So try not to let them piss in a cup and sell it to you as Apple Juice. I assure you that they’ll try…..
Freaking silly ignorant bammers…….I hate them all!
Auburn Tigers (Not bama)
2010 SEC Champions!
You must've been popular during your college days in Tuscaloosa.
Don’t worry, there’s always a place for people with inferiority complexes like yours. It’s called Auburn.
QUACK QUACK!!
Yeah they hated me....
But who beats up on a guy in a wheelchair.
As far as Inferiority complexes is concerned, this is coming from a fan that has lived in the shadow of….everyone.
Sorry ducks but this jackass started it.
I know as soon as I learned Auburn was going to the NC game I became filled with iron
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Woah woah woah, let’s slow down here. An Asian person went to Alabama?!?!?!?!?!
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strange indeed. I thought that Berkeley stole them all
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I definitely agree with the Orange thing.
Boise, Florida, Auburn and Oregon State all share this color. Coincidence? I think not.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 7:40 AM PST reply actions
NEVER FORGET
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Dec 9, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
awesome
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Syracuse, Okie State, Miami, Illinois
Fuck ’em all, even Bowling Green. Orange sucks.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I hereby bestow Stanford with “Orange” as one of its colors.
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I have rooted for the SEC
in the past 4 championship games, but not this year. F!@# Allbarn! I am going to be in Glendale representing Oregon. You guys better win this one, or else there will be another asterisk for the 2010 NCG.
BTW, I spent a summer in Corvallis and really fell in love with OSU, but I don’t give a damn about allegiance at this point. F auburn and GO DUCKS!!!!
I spent a summer in Corvallis and really fell in love with
OSUfarm animals.
Is this what you meant? Because that seems much more likely.
Note: this is a joke on OSU, not you, so don’t take it personally.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I guess OSU and Auburn had more in common than I realized
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Greatest story in the history of man. Also, great headline.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Although the Naked 3 point stance with the wig on....
Story rates a close 2nd now. Funny little Beavs
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
I spent a summer in Corvallis and really fell in love with OSU
Did it burn when you peed?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I spent a year in Corvallis one day.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
hell...
it was Civil War 2000. I thought that day would never end. Thanks for searing Joey’s 6 turnovers back to freshness in my mind.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I'm glad we have a thread set-up for the Alabama-Auburn shitstorm for the next month.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 7:51 AM PST reply actions
I'm gonna rec it just to try and keep it up top
All the vitriol hopefully stays under one roof that way.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
PILING ON. This is fantastic, as long as it doesn’t fill up all the other threads.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
totally agree
Grab your steak knife, cause it’s gettin thick! And make sure to chew 20 times with each bite of this post….
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
This is great fun
Probably the first time I have ever been in a Auburn/Alabama flame war. LETS SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Now you see why we hate Bammers
It’s so easy to do. They love to say bad things about us, while completely ignoring their own crap.
I guess they all forgot about the 1990’s. (Probation, etc.)
I guess they forgot about the coach they hired that was fired a few months later for running up a huge titty bar bill on a university credit card.
I guess they forget that the great Bear Bryant is the reason for the scholarship limit rule in college football.
They love to claim that they have 13 national championships. By their logic, Auburn has 8, and is playing for 9. We live in reality. One of the years they claim a national championship, (back in the 40’s), they finished 4th in the SEC. An Alabama, SID, back in the 80’s, decided to arbitrarily add to their national championship total, just to make the football team look better. He’s ADMITTED this in an interview.
Bammers are for the most part toothless, classless, sister loving, inbred rednecks, most of whom have never even set foot on campus. It’s easy to hate them. This post, just like every comment on here, and every comment posted by Bammers, do nothing more than validate what I’m saying.
I’m sorry you Duck fans had to be dragged into this by Bammers. You guys have actually been great. We’ve been having some fun discussions on TET with some Ducks, and I got to say, you guys so far have been classy and fun to talk to.
Just feel sorry for them. When they lose, they get whiny and pathetic. And trust me, they lose a lot more than they admit.
Good luck in Glendale!
by CapnVegetto on Dec 9, 2010 7:53 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Mike Price rec!
Go Pac-10!
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
Mike Price - too bad for him but he never coached a game at UA
Pat Dye, who is honored by AU, he name is on their field, is responsible for much of their troubles. They should be embarrassed and yet they embrace him.
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
i still cant see what the big deal was
If you can’t parlay a big time coaching job into some extra love from a tittay bar then why get into the job at all?
Amiright???
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He really didn't know that kind of thing was frowned upon.
I mean in the state of Washington tittybars encourage full-nude, full-contact lapdances. It’s in the state constitution, if I’m not mistaken.
Wait, why do we hate Washington again?
/boomboomroom’d
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
watch out guys you don't want to make him angry
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
his name is a Dragon Ball Z reference - it's a japanese cartoon
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
I had a dream once...
….that my son named his kid “Goku.” His response was, “What’s wrong with that?”
nobody forgot about probation in the 90s
In 1993 Auburn was undefeated and heralded by some as the national champion. Except they were ineligible to play any post-regular season games due to NCAA-imposed sanctions for paying players.
Of course he did neglect to mention that team also had a TV ban that season. It wasn’t a big deal for the Auburn faithful though, as they don’t own TVs anyways.
The Process of Champions
Kind of like your trip to Hawaii
when you couldn’t go to a bowl b/c you were on probation…How’d that work out for you?
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
Your school's tennis team was on probation
Who, outside of your goat-lovin alma mater, cheats at tennis ? You can’t even bet on tennis.
Seriously?
A total of 201 student athletes from 16 sports including football were involved and the total value of the improper benefits was $40,000. The committee found that 22 of the athletes receiving almost $22,000 in benefits who were aware they were impermissible.
Let me say that again. 16 SPORTS!!!
I didn’t even think that schools had 16 different sports to choose from. I’m sure tennis wasn’t one of them though, right? Maybe it was the Quidditch team and the Ultimate frisbee team and folks like that.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah our tennis players (and players from 15 other sports) were in violation of NCAA rules
because they received textbooks that were recommended (but not required) for their courses by their professors. Apparently the NCAA doesn’t want them to learn TOO much, for fear they may figure out how ridiculous their “amateurism” rules are. For example, did you know a players parents can shop him around to the highest bidder without affecting his eligibility, but if a player receives a recommended text, even for as little as $5 value, it is considered a violation?
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 10, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah i guess they prob
didn’t make any money reselling textbooks valued at $100’s of dollars that they didn’t pay anything for.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
They didn't resell anything.
Under NCAA rules, they’re required to return the textbooks at the end of the semester, and that part was verified.
QUACK QUACK!!
Snap!
"Now hear this! Ludicrous speed..."
"Sir, hadn't you better up first?"
"Buckle this, Ludicrous Speed, GO!"
We can spin this... we have the technology...
That’s how we get in trouble for cheating at Alabama… our student athletes get too many textbooks!
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
and don't forget.....
Evol to the core!
Love spelled backwards is Evol! WTD!
I got a Daddy and he lives in Alabama.
by Smashedants on Dec 11, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
See? Thanks for proving the point. Inbred? Takes one to know one fool.
No school EVER has been on probation more than Auburn. That is the facts of the case.
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
You know what's funny.
The only SEC school currently on probation is Alabama.
Also, Arizona State and SMU have been on probation the most times. Sorry to point out facts and stuff.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Ok, so he was wrong...
but being tied for 2nd is nothing to be proud of.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
If I may reply here...
One of the years they claim a national championship, (back in the 40’s), they finished 4th in the SEC.
3rd in the SEC, not 4th. I think someone has already pointed this out elsewhere in this thread. Yeah, I don’t get the claim to the 1941 National Championship either. I’d be more than happy to discuss any of the other 12 (1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992, 2009) with you more in-depth, if you’d like. (On a neutral note, I find it funny that Florida has 3 National Championships [1996, 2006, 2008] but has never gone undefeated and untied. Both Alabama [1945, 1966] and Auburn [1993, 2004] have two undefeated and untied seasons in which they didn’t win the National Championship. Go figure.)
Bammers are for the most part toothless, classless, sister loving, inbred rednecks, most of whom have never even set foot on campus. It’s easy to hate them. This post, just like every comment on here, and every comment posted by Bammers, do nothing more than validate what I’m saying.
Sometimes I have difficulty remembering the difference between coincidence and irony. Thanks.
Just feel sorry for them. When they lose, they get whiny and pathetic. And trust me, they lose a lot more than they admit.
Actually, Alabama is in the top 10 overall in terms of all-time wins, as well as all-time winning percentage, (to Auburn’s credit, they’re really not all that far behind in either category). (I’d give more precise stats and links, but different sources seem to give different numbers, and I figure most of you know how to use google and wikipedia). Alabama has a winning record against every team in the SEC (although Auburn’s recent success has closed the gap to 6, I believe), and has 22 SEC Championships to Auburn’s 7 (including this year). As has been pointed out elsewhere in this thread, Ole Miss has 6, Georgia Tech (who left the SEC in 1964) has 5, and Tulane (who left the SEC in 1966) has 3.
Just thought I’d contribute in a more meaningful way than name-calling.
Thirteen.
these aren't the droids you're looking for...
…move along.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 10, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
FEMALE ON THE FLOOR!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
If I May Reply Here
Penis Vaginersson
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They love to claim that they have 13 national championships. By their logic, Auburn has 8, and is playing for 9. We live in reality. One of the years they claim a national championship, (back in the 40’s), they finished 4th in the SEC. An Alabama, SID, back in the 80’s, decided to arbitrarily add to their national championship total, just to make the football team look better. He’s ADMITTED this in an interview.
1941 is Alabama’s ONLY illegitimate title and Alabama fans have admitted to this. The other 8 of Alabama’s titles are poll era titles (AP/UPI). The remaining 4 were won during the pre-poll era. You say that a national championship did not exist during that era? Allow me to present you the facts…
Fact check 1
Fact check 2
Fact check 3
Fact check 4
Fact check 5
Now, it’s your turn to name Aubarn’s 8 National Titles.
1993? Nope. You were banned from post-season play. By that logic, Alabama could claim NC’s for 1994 and 2008 because we finished undefeated in the regular season.
1983? Nope. You finished with ONE LOSS and a Sugar Bowl victory. If you guys can claim this title, then we should be able to claim 1975 and 1977. Hey, we finished with ONE LOSS and a Sugar Bowl victory as well.
2004? You guys were already prepared to claim this one, if USC vacated it. Again, we finished undefeated in 1936, 1945, and 1966, but were not awarded an NC in any of those seasons. Since you guys claimed a title because you finished undefeated, then we should be able to claim the aforementioned 3 because we finished undefeated those years as well.
Now name the remaining four and I’ll lecture you on why they’re illegitimate… I know the first thing you’re going to bring to our attention is "losing bowl games during years of which the AP/UPI crowned us champions".
Fact check: back then, bowl games were considered exhibition games and the AP/UPI crowned their champions at the end of the regular season.
Need further proof? Aubarn didn’t play in a bowl game in 1957. So if two of our titles are illegitimate because we lost our bowl game, then that would mean your 1957 title is bogus AND you guys have yet to win a national title…
Bammers are for the most part toothless, classless, sister loving, inbred rednecks, most of whom have never even set foot on campus. It’s easy to hate them. This post, just like every comment on here, and every comment posted by Bammers, do nothing more than validate what I’m saying.
Irony is not a river that flows in Egypt…
Aubarn is the biggest redneck school in America. It’s appealing to most of the rednecks in the state, and why?
-Housing students in trailer parks on Wire Road. Check
-Aubarn University endorsed rodeos for its backwoods students. Check
-Allowing fraternities to dress up as Klansmen on Halloween. Check
-No nightlife due to there not being much of a city aspect to it, but Aubarn does provide its inhabitants with great fishing ponds and hunting grounds. Check
-More cow pastures and barns on campus than dorms. Check
-Ranking the confederate flag ahead of the American flag. Check
And I find it strange that several of your illiterate students (who didn’t know how to write a check, spell their name, etc) somehow find a way to earn degrees from Aubarn. But then again, half your players have admitted to never taking a single class while going to school there, so I suppose all Aubarn cares about is tuition, and less about schooling and grades, correct?
And if I were Mayor of Aubarn (if you guys even have one), I’d worry more about modernizing Aubarn (leaving the 1950s) and making it more attractive to people who don’t sleep with their siblings, than anything else. That would be my top priority at least.
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 11, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't really want to spill the beans, but I think somebody's in love!
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
No doubt.
If there is an Auburn article to be commented on, you can count on SanFranTool to stop by and make an ass oh himself.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 13, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
I was checking out the pic that Kleph posted at the top,
and it looks like the boogers’ cheerleaders have lost some weight. I also must say that their coats look nice and shiny. Apparently, they’re using the mane and tail stuff. Gotta get the girls ready for the “big show”.
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!
Nothing to see, move along folks
Seriously? Now you see why we have Bammers. They have some kind of obsession with the outcome of our season rather than theirs (they like to claim it’s the other way around, but I could care less if they win or lose their bowl game). Also, this one isn’t even correct in some of his facts. I’ll just point out some that were not mentioned above.
*None of us don’t consider 1993 a championship season.
*Most of us could care less about 2004 at this point. Did we feel cheated then: yeah. But we moved on at the start of the next season.
*They didn’t stop playing us because we whined about losing. If anything, it would be the other way around . Here it shows that not only did we have the winning record, but “The series was indeed suspended after the 1907 game when the schools could not come to agreement over the amount of expenses to be paid players, as well as from where officials for the game should be obtained.”
Sorry for feeding the troll you guys, couldn’t resist.
*None of us don’t consider 1993 a championship season.
Not a single one of you doesn’t, eh? Good to know.
QUACK QUACK!!
Well, I'd hope not...
that’s what happens when you’re on probation. You don’t get championships.
OH WAIT… nevermind… Auburn was on probation when they got their championship in ‘57. Wow, the game surely has changed over the last 53 years, hasn’t it. I mean… they don’t even let you do that anymore.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 9, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohh....
So there was no 2009 championship for bammers then? I mean correct me if I’m wrong here but wasn’t bama on probation?
yes
Auburn was banned from bowl games stemming from their probation
in the glorious year of 2010 probation, frankly, doesn’t mean shit
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Because they aren't bright enough?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
You fell for his subtlety, CT4...
*None of us don’t consider 1993 a championship season.
Read it again.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
DOH!
Disregard, it would appear that I have again fallen for your subtlety!
Now where did I leave that “edit” button?
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and by the way...
*None of us don’t consider 1993 a championship season.
http://www.cstv.com/auto_pdf/p_hotos/s_chools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/07-mg-history
Look at page 145 of the media guide.
Now before anyone gets excited, I see, understand, and acknowledge that 1993 doesn’t have a big banner that says “NATIONAL CHAMPIONS” above the year, as there is over 1957. I am simply pointing out that Auburn does note in their media guide that they were voted National Champions by at least one poll or system in 1913, 1957, 1983, 1993, and 2004.
I am not passing judgment here. There is not a single opinion in this post. Just stating fact, and linking the source.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like it would be trolling if it were posted on an Auburn board...
It’s really just a fun little article. We had some Iowa folks post something similar on our own blog before the Penn State game.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Rather, what they WOULD be getting into
If Bama was good enough to be in our position. But they’re not.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
I know you are but what am I.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget, Sport...
Bama is still YOUR defending national champions. And until Oregon is crowned otherwise it will remain this way…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
It's not really that similar.
Penn State fans and Iowa fans are in love with each other. Our “hatred” always seems fake and staged.
My man, just look, I have a Hayden Fry avatar.
"Southern PA - We don't boast about our weather, because we don't want you here." - SarcasmJam
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Hatred in the Big Ten...
I would say most of that’s directed at Michigan and Ohio State. Iowa/Wisconsin/Minnesota fans don’t have as much raw hatred for each other, more like contempt. And there’s a LOT of contempt in a series where your rival hasn’t won on your homefield since you were 2 years old, hasn’t won the game since before you went to high school, and hasn’t managed to put together a serious season since the 1960s…
Think I did it justice, Rambler?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
This is Fun!!!
I need to go to an Iron bowl someday!!
And this, Duck fans, Is what we refer to as AUbsession.
It’s kind of like we were sitting around the table, at a big family dinner, then a cousin brings some of his friends from the pacific northwest, and they are invited to sit down and have a bite, and just when one of the newcomers asks the age old question “So, what exactly is a grit?” Your big, fat, drunk uncle comes crashing in with a handle of Wild Turkey in his overalls, no shirt, and a truck stop “Roll Tide” hat on backwards, and does a header into the cornbread dressing.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:33 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
But I kind of like that uncle...
he seems nice?
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
It would be very funny actually
if something very similar wouldn’t have happened when I brought my new girlfriend from school for Thanksgiving. He wasn’t holding the bottle of Wild Turkey though and instead of dressing it was the cake my mom had made for a joint graduation party I was having at our family Thanksgiving on the Saturday after the Iron Bowl. He decided to take a handful and sling it everywhere because it had Auburn icing. Fun times.
Ahh see the Wild Turkey is what makes the story. Wow that sounds rough – I dated a girl from Mobile once (Bama fan..), went with her to her house down there for Mardi Gras. Expected something similar to happen. Sadly disappointing when they turned out to be very nice normal people and I ended up drinking all the Wild Turkey.
Don't you hate that when stereotypes are disproven
and you can’t find the screen door submarine plant in Warsaw?
QUACK QUACK!!
The specifics of “Wild Turkey” makes the imagery 10x better.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Your big, fat, drunk uncle comes crashing in with a handle of Wild Turkey in his overalls, no shirt, and a truck stop "Roll Tide" hat on backwards, and does a header into the cornbread dressing.
Change that to “Shabbat ShaWHATNOW!!!” hat and you just described my Bar Mitzvah
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My apologies, Duck fans, for inconsiderate actions of Bammers bringing this feud
onto your forum. You don’t deserve it, and I am sorry that the bitter Bammer guy brought his vitriol here – losing at their stadium was particularly horrible this year for them, poor Bear-lovers. I know I have never heard the swearing that I heard that Friday in Tuscalooser-ville- from 8-80, the Bammers were “MFing” and “GDing” everybody in orange and blue – at least they teach ’em young!
I won’t answer the losers – suffice it to say we’ve answered them on the field since we have pretty much owned them the past rew years. We even call their stadium “Jordan-Hare West” because our win percentage is so good there. Anyway, I know you guys have hated rivals, but at least they have the courtesy to not spew all over our stuff over at TET. Again, apologies offered; we try to ignore them, or, at least, kindly treat them like the ignorant cousin that you can’t ignore because you are related to him, but really are extremely embarrassed by!
Please see
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/11/26/1837857/iron-bowl-postgame-thread
Made me feel all warm inside.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions
You got any threads bookmarked in relation to the Iron Bowl beatdown in 2008? Or the Tony Franklin debacle? Or the hiring of Gene Chizik? Or the loss to Kentucky last year? Or the 3 point win over Mississippi State this year (yes, I read a few on ITAT that were epic)? They, individually, made the link to the thread you provided us with, G-rated.
We even call their stadium "Jordan-Hare West" because our win percentage is so good there.
And we call you guys The University of Alabama AT Opelika, because we own you in football, baseball, basketball, and both as a public institution and academically. In addition, UA’s campus is ten times greater than Aubarn’s, and T-Town is lightyears better than Aubarn, AL.
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 11, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
The hate, run strong in this one it does, hmmmmm
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
Good point, Flower Power!
Or the hiring of Gene Chizik?
Does anyone have a link to the news footage of that guy at the airstrip when Chizik landed? Remember what I’m talking about? I wonder if anyone’s going to do a “where is he now” piece on that guy. Do they let him come to the games?
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 11, 2010 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
hey no hard feelings buddy
congratulations on passing Ole Miss in SEC titles – truly an accomplishment – AND you’re starting to pull away from Georgia Tech! 66 years after they left the league you finally got two more titles than the yellow jackets
such tradition
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
28-27
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa… they use close scores! We just rub in the blow outs!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Close ones are harder for them to deal with.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
What I got, is all I need.
This whole “Auburn in the BCS” is killing you, isn’t it?
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
You're so cute when your team is winning...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
When you say most of the time...
you mean this year, the past 3 years, the past 100 years?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Let's see
Alabama has beaten Auburn twice in the past nine years. One of those was during Auburn’s worst season in those nine years. The other was during a new coach’s first season. If you want to take it back further, since Bear Bryant retired (1983-now), Auburn has won 16 and lost 12 Iron Bowls.
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
so you'll take credit for beating us 6 times during our worst stretch ever...
DOUBLE STANDARD!
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
Again....
Is Parody the number one subject at uat?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
nope..AU's favorite word is denial though.
Even if you win the NC, you’ll likely take a HUGE step back next year. AU with no Cam is likely 8-4 or 7-5. Take away Malzahn AND Cam and you’re looking at 4-8.
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
Hey wait, didn’t you guys say similar things about AU before the season started? How did that work out for you.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, so now we have to play next season with out a QB and an offensive line?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
No, just that the ones you have next year
will play up to AU’s usual level of “excellence”. I hope you enjoy.
QUACK QUACK!!
(And for the Oregon fans who haven't done their homework yet,
note that AU loses 4 out of 5 off it’s OL to graduation this year.)
QUACK QUACK!!
Impossible. No one graduates from Auburn, right Icky?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Dec 9, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Hardly
Auburn won 85 games in those nine years. Alabama won 78 (including vacated wins). Take out the Iron Bowl results, and Auburn won 78 games and Alabama won 76. The teams were basically even in those nine years, and Auburn STILL took seven out of nine. It burns, don’t it?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
so being on probation and all the other crap our team
went through is comparable? really?
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
Sorry bammer
Your team wasn’t as bad as you wish it were, considering Auburn beat you 7 out of 9.
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
lol
no no no…we were..you just want to ingore that to inflate those wins..
Don’t get me wrong, beating a team 6 times in a row is impressive but given the circumstance…not all that great.
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During the 6-game winning streak
Alabama went to four bowl games (would have been five were it not for probation) and had two 10-win seasons. You’re acting like Alabama was the worst team in the league for those six years.
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
so in 5 years...
a team can be 30-30 and you call that good as long as they make it to a bowl game? Damn, you barners really do have your standards set low…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Where did I say Alabama was good?
I said Alabama wasn’t as bad as Alabama fans would like them to have been, considering Auburn won six in a row.
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
good = not bad, bad = not good...
Make up your damn mind. During that 6 years, Bama was either good or not.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Facepalm, groan
So you’re a binary kind of guy, huh?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
I said Alabama wasn’t as bad as Alabama fans would like them to have been, considering Auburn won six in a row.
I’d say we were pretty damn good (sarcastically at least) considering during your six game win streak, we were also a combined 2-18 against Aubarn, LSU, and Tennessee (with losses to Northern Illinois, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Hawaii, Minnesota, and Louisiana-Monroe during that stretch).
Come back to me six years from now, because since Alabama has picked up the broken crockery, we’re now 2-1 against Aubarn, 2-1 against LSU, and 3-0 against UT, with an impressive 35-5 record to go along with it.
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 11, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
go ahead JD and thump your chest for beating
a team on probation 6 times in a row…if thats how you get off have fun..You’re team is likely next btw.
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Here's the difference
We consider this stretch one of the low points in our history. It’s a bright spot for your fans.
by BamaCPA on Dec 9, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
why stop at 9 years. What’s that overall record again?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
So let me get this straight....
Bammer remind us all the time how many NC and SEC titles that they have and how many Auburn has yet somehow they can only manage to beat Auburn 6 more times over 75 years. Thats even with Auburn having to play bama on their HOME turf for 50 of those 75 years. Amazing isn’t it? Congrats on the 53% winning record there bammer. Ya’ll are just awesome!
In turn, you can be proud of the 47% record
As well as the fewer SEC and National Championships
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by billycthulhu on Dec 9, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Alabama has beaten Auburn twice in the past nine years. One of those was during Auburn’s worst season in those nine years. The other was during a new coach’s first season. If you want to take it back further, since Bear Bryant retired (1983-now), Auburn has won 16 and lost 12 Iron Bowls.
From 1990-2001, you guys lost a grand total of 8 OUT OF 12 meetings against us. I know according to AUtard logic, history for Mayberry, AL, began in 1983, but again, keep in mind prior to the greatest downfall in the history of Alabama’s program, Aubarn only defeated us 4 times in 12 years….
But suddenly, we underwent harsh scholarship restrictions, and 5 coaching changes in 7 years while only posting 3 winning seasons prior to Saban’s arrival, and Aubarn cooks up 6 consecutive wins over Daddy. Ironic, huh?
In addition, your best team in years only beat Saban’s second worst team by 1 point (without McElroy, Julio, Hanks, and a 100% Barron) in the 4th quarter.
TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
by SanFranDude12 on Dec 11, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hehehehe this is really killing this guy.
Suffer.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 15, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
You define winning much differently than we do.
Ten wins or it’s a shit season.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I’m cute when I’m wearing a truck stop “ROLL TIDE” hat facedown in a pile of potatoes.
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Also, no pants.
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Well, good. That's something to be proud of.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I'd stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
18-15 is pretty much a Cal rallying cry now.
WE ONLY LOST BY 3! WE ONLY LOST BY 3!
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15-13, Twist. We only lost by two.
Yeah, that’s our pride and joy this year. :P
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
I think he's talking about Women's Water Polo
Cal fans don’t care about their football team anymore.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
Hey, we were 3-0 against Oregon in women’s basketball last season. Three and oh.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
you were probably 3-0 against Oregon in men's basketball, too
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That's an accomplishment?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
FAKING THE FINAL SCORE, NICE!
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Dec 9, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Math is not my strong suit.
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Your strong suit is double-breasted, right?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
Fuck Yes!
And unlike all of the so called “Southerners” in this thread, I own a seersucker suit. 3 piece.
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That fine Berkeley education shining through.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
If I coulda done math I wouldnt have gone to law school dammit
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What’s your explanation for the apostrophes, or lack thereof?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
That's not true?
I was there in Tuscaloosa for the loss of the Iron Bowl. While Alabama may have beaten Alabama more than Auburn did, I never, even at the strip after the game, heard anyone being like that. Frankly, I was surprised, but still. But again, that was the third loss out of seven teams using their bye-week to prepare, and Auburn earned it.
And the loss, it will probably be taken away, but it serves to fuel us to train harder and restructure, rather than point fingers at other teams like you are pointing at Alabama and Florida and Georgia.
The funny thing is, most of us don’t HATE Auburn, we just don’t understand you. We want to beat you because you are good athletes and a strong rival, even if you’re not always good sports, because that’s the only way to test yourself. But we don’t UNDERSTAND the little brother hate.
When Auburn’s coach died, Bear Bryant called his family to console with them, and to support them.
When Bear Bryant died, Auburn tee-pee’d their campus at Toomer’s Corner? I don’t understand that. But I waited in line behind Auburn fans getting their picture taken with Bear’s statue in Tuscaloosa?
I know the toilet-papering is a tradition at Auburn (there’s a giant Tiger paw at the intersection that looks like Clemson’s logo, not a War Eagle, and it’s actually very pretty when it’s not toilet-papered), but I can’t imagine the Ducks would do that to their own campus?
And I guess what really bugs me is we are proud to be in the SEC, but Auburn fans don’t seem to support other SEC teams, and I guess that’s the little brother thing about being in West Georgia, er, East Alabama. Yeah, most Auburn fans I know have never been to Auburn, but admittedly I don’t live in Alabama anymore. I support SEC teams when they are playing, even Auburn, except not this year, at least not for this game. Remember how coffee cups didn’t used to say, “caution: coffee hot” on them? That’s what Auburn is bringing to not just college football, but college sport. It’s sad and gross, and yeah I know Cam’s innocent and all, but even if he IS innocent, I just want to know and we will never know——including Auburn fans. The only way we will know is if he is found guilty, but make no mistake, I don’t want that either. I WANT Cam to be squeaky clean and just a great athlete, but it’s a lot to ask to swallow that pill, that’s all.
I have LOVED watching the Ducks play this year. I’ve stayed up way too late to watch several blowouts because I couldn’t take my eyes off them. I hate to say it, but I don’t think they will win. Auburn does too many tricky things with play formations, and not just on first down, not to mention Cam Newton deserves to be paid tens of millions (just not until he’s out of school, in my opinion).
But by God, I hope they do beat Auburn, because if the national title is again taken from Auburn, nobody will be able to apologize enough for it. But if the Ducks win, it will be the first time an SEC team loses a BCS title, and nobody will ever forget it. I can’t believe I’m not pulling for an SEC team in the BCS title game (I even pulled for another Tiger team, LSU, years ago), but I’ve at least been saying this all year———-GO DUCKS!
by ColorOfGrey on Dec 9, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
There is so much fail in this post, I will not even begin to address it all.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Can you at least address some of it?
Please?
Also, below, 4th place in the SEC makes us desperate? Desperate (note the spelling) to change our own program, maybe. In spite of 7 teams using their bye-weeks, we could have won them all this year. The trick is realizing we have noone to blame but ourselves. We’re good at that, and we lost 3 football games this year. Nobody is blaming you, ok? It’s all good.
War Tiger! Er, I mean, Go Eagles! Wait, I’m still confused, Roll Paper! Oh gosh, I’m a mess, let me try one more time, G O D U C K S ! ! !
Ok...that is new...LMAO!!
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-Unknown Author
Just for the record,
I hate Auburn.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure? Cause you guys have problems with records. But - to make you feel
better, we hate you right back
ATQ can afford a stenographer?
GODDAMN IT, WE NEED TO ASK FOR A RAISE!
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3rd lose out of the 7 teams with an off date?
Knucklehead….. You lost to South Carolina(the only one with the true off week before you) early in the year. That shouldn’t be a factor. You lost to LSU after BOTH of you had a week off. Then you lost to Auburn after you had Ga. ST. (their first year in football EVER!). That should have been considered an off-week/practice.
Give me a break! You Sissies and your “We’re Playing people that took Off Weeks before our game…”
It's funny
how desparate 4th place in the SEC West will make you.
Auburn had a winning record against Alabama prior to the breakup,so Kleph is full of sh*t as usual.
An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.
by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 9, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
So we treat our rivals going to the MNC a little differently...
Barners crawl into a hole for the month of December, Bammers kick the hornets’ nest. To each his own…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
4th place..
yeah it was terrible winning the West two years in a row..i guess we figured we’d give someone else a shot..
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Yea
three of them.
An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.
by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 9, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
You wouldnt even know how desperate 6th place in the Pac10 has made us. I just gave Jed York a handy to geth im to hire Harbaugh!!!!!
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I see you brought your token coherant posting over to these parts...
Complete with misspellings and all. But the good news for you is at least it’s not one long run on sentence like your ramblings normally all.
And they let you author over TET, which is a referendum on the site as a whole.
DERP - Lane Kiffin
No
the good news for him is that his team will be playing for the National Championship in January.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 7:10 AM PST up reply actions
Complete with misspellings and all. But the good news for you is at least it’s not one long run on sentence like your ramblings normally all.
Without checking to determine who AThomas77 is referring to, let me just say I’m 100% certain its me
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Please spare us all the argument about class
All fanbases have people that are classy and they all have a rogue element (even Vanderbilt!) I had things yelled at me outside of Jrrrrrrdn-Hare after the 2009 Iron Bowl that would make a sailor blush they were so foul. I don’t remember a lot of your fanbase taking that loss in a particularly dignified manner. I just find it hilarious that people actually believe this element doesn’t exist among their own fans.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
What? I have TONS of fucking class! Shit.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Remember that time we burned that couch on your front porch?
That place was WAY classier after that thing was burnt to ashes! Shit.
QUACK QUACK!!
Not gonna lie..
“For most, rolling trees with toilet paper is something you do in high school and get over when you go to college.”
With a slight correction, this sentence has a very different meaning up here in Oregon…
I
It takes a while to smoke, but we’ll get it done.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This is funny, but isn't this more a Cal fan response?
I’m going by stereotypes I think ;)
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
nice :)
I’m learning as I go.
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
I’ve never smoked pot in my life! I am so lame
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You’ve stood close enough to me to get a contact high tho stoner.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Your 1 year old son was also there. How high was he?
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So, we’re the neutral field for the Iron Bowl: Blog Edition.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Guess it would be infantile for me to say "They started it."
Welcome to our hell.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
I wasn’t complaining. I’m actually proud we are hosting the event.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Just make sure to watch your fucking language then.
We don’t want anyone to drop the fuck bomb.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Shit.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
Well, you just went ahead and laid it all out, didn’t you? Who are you, George Carlin?!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Good point about Carlin, sometimes all these can be in one sentence iirc ;)
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
Dude, you're supposed to say "earmuffs" before you say things like that.
Have you learned nothing from Cecil Newton?!
QUACK QUACK!!
Oh my!
I guess I’m the only one here who doesn’t use profane language.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Is there a difference between quiet horny and loud horny?
Actually, dont answer that.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Ya, one is called sexual harassment.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Hey...
Isn’t that what Saban was yelling during the 2nd half of the Iron Bowl?
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
USC
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Finally! Somebody who understands me
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don't get carried away
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Wait
hasn’t it been conclusively proven it’s U$C?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sorry too, ATQ.
I just hope none of the Aubies try to buy any of your players while they’re here. Good luck!
QUACK QUACK!!
Dude
take your pussified holy rollin ass back to the cult group over at TET. I think it’s time for Kumbaya.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This whole discussion is eerily reminiscent of I Hate Washington Week (the Roids Edition)
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Now, just pretend that a UW troll started a similar post on TET.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
RAWR! WHERE’S MY SHIRT THAT I NEED TO TEAR OFF MY BODY!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I always had a sneaking suspicion that you were Ed Orgeron.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Question.
Why are you here? Kleph is hardly a troll. He is a very accomplished writer (something you have never seen at TET) who came to an Oregon site to post a hate piece about the Barn. Why does the Barn feel the need to defend themselves? Could it be paranoia?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I believe you mean “Happy I Hate Washington Week”. It’s important to remember the “Happy”
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Very true. Never lose the Happy
Just to fuck with folks next year i think we need to employ this enemy of my enemy strategy next year. Like for the Cal game, we can invite some of the Furd bloggers to come over and rake Cal through the coals game week. Then we can spend the week just laughing our asses off while they go at it on AtQ.
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
NO NO NO NO NO NO. NOT HAPPY.
No, no, no, NO.
Your stupid insistence on the Happy was what led to all the angst during the game.
THERE IS NOTHING HAPPY ABOUT WASHINGTON WEEK DAMMIT. I just wish y’all were old enough to REALLY care.
It’s HATE WEEK. For the love of all that is righteous and true, please change your ways. Say “Happy Civil War Week.” Go with “Happy Weasel Stomping Week.” I’m fine with “Happy Razing Arizona Week.” Just don’t associate the word “Happy” with anything to do with the whelps.
/rant
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
But I really enjoy hating Washington. I look forward to a week dedicated to hating them.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Your personal enjoyment is up to you. I have no problem with that.
But using the word “happy” in this context before the game evokes an ethos of cuteness and inconsequence that is situationally inappropriate. That’s my problem with it.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
evokes an ethos
Oh, somebody applied to Cal!
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Oh, somebody applied to Cal!
Applied. Accepted. Didn’t go. Reed had a better offer. (The UC system really screwed out-of-state white middle-class males back in the 70s.)
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
You didnt go to Oregon?
DID ANYBODY HERE ACTUALLY GO TO OREOGON?
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I wish I went to Oreogon.
That sounds way more tasty.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Oh, yes. I went to Oregon. Barely lasted a year at Reed among all them pseudo-intellectual shitmongers.
Did learn how to roll a good joint, though.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
Is Reed a place that exists?
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I love hating Washington every day of the year
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Me too, but I personally look forward to a week where I can irrationally blame them for every problem I am facing.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I’m not saying that at all. I just want to express my enjoyment and good wishes of _________ I Hate Washington Week/Day.
Would it be better if I said “Felicitous I Hate Washington Week/Day?”
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Just in case everyone is curious
The cumulative effect of this post, for me, is that visiting an Iron Bowl in person is now on my bucket list.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
yes
yes it is.
I find all of this hate quite nice actually. It’s a little to chummy with Auburn so far.
speaking from experience
I do not wish “Nicky” had done the same. The long-term pain and suffering is not worth the short-term success.
Maybe it’s different if you win the BCS in the short-term…
The Process of Champions
The one put on by the Barner?
all receipts turned in and repaid, thanks.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
How is that being hypocritical??
He acknowledged that he speaks from experience about the pain of probation, which AU is about to go through (again).
QUACK QUACK!!
Can I please pick a fight with somebody
with a brain? Tell ya what CarrotTop4, I’ll ask your qb next time I see him what pain feels like.
Just ask Brandon Cox...
what it felt like to get booed by his own “fans”, who also cheered when he was hurt and got knocked out of a game.
Damn, with fans like y’all, those road games must have been nice…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Brandon Cox...
always got back up!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Thanks for proving my point on how classy Barners are...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Class?
Oh please….bammer! Let’s talk about class, really?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
I was pretty fond of underwater basket weaving.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 9, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
CPR in the mud? Anyone?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Only if it's a class full of women.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Are you related to Jeff Daddy or Matt Daddy?
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Unprovable commodity among large fanbases...
We’ll agree to disagree on that one…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Better yet, ask Nick Fairley if he knows what a whistle sounds like.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whistle?
Did you hear a whistle?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Too busy being blocked into a QB's spine
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 9, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
ooooh "Nicky"
I guess this is where I pull out the obligatory reference to “cheezit” or some such thing
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
You're right
I suppose we are really envious of a team that only passed Georgia Tech in SEC football championships in 2004. It only took them being out of the conference over 40 years to overtake them. Bravo! Job well done!
RBR Songs for a new song every day
What about random Cal fans who you’ve never interacted with before? Do I stand like 15 feet away at all times?
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Stand 50 feet from the burning building, sir!
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Never get chummy with an Aubie. You let one in your house, the next thing you know there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't leave your laptop lying around either
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 9, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Probably shouldn't do that around Ole Miss right now either...
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
HEY FUCK YOU HE’S NOT EVEN OUR QUARTERBACK ANYMORE
Oh, wait, sorry. Kneejerk reaction.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
you wouldn't like Masoli anymore
now all he does is blow coke and talk about how much money his dad has.
"Fortune, as they call her, is a drunken and capricious woman and, worse still, blind; and so she doesn’t see what she’s doing, and doesn’t know whom she is casting down or raising up." - Gary Crowton to Les Miles
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 9, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but for this thread a more appropriate comment
probably would’ve had something to do with the new guy in the corner puking his guts out.
QUACK QUACK!!
Quackers I won't be able to help you next year
But in two years whoever wants to go to the Iron Bowl just let me know.
If you make the trip from Oregon to Alabama I’ll get you in somehow I promise. My only request is that you wear red and spit on anyone wearing orange.
It is the greatest rivalry in American sports and if Auburn can hold up their end of the deal the next few years we are going to show the ESPN world how much we hate each other.
Now that is funny!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
It is the greatest rivalry in American sports
Better than Oregon State versus sheep??????
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Of course. The sheep gets screwed over every time.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Fucking Pac10 refs
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well see
The referee’s there to monitor and flag for improper procedure, illegal movement, or God forbid, offsides
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
Unnecessary Roughness, FTW!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Illegially striking the head.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Dec 9, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
Stop being obsessed with Auburn
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
I find this sentiment so ridiculous
And don’t get me wrong, a lot of Bama fans express the same kind of sentiment about Auburn fans being “obsessed” with Bama. But the fact is, in one of the biggest rivalries in sports, yes, fans are going to be pretty interested in what’s going on with their rivals.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Should I stop being obsessed with Auburn?
I live outside the bushes of Auburn’s apartment.
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You’re jealous, because we’ve got a date with Auburn!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
My apologies to the Duck fans....
Just remember in the stories of the AU/uat Rivalry…there are two sides.
The truth…
and the uat fan’s version…
WDE!!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
you know....
kind of like the NC count…
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
one more time - with feeling
Alabama 22 sec titles
Auburn 7 sec titles
Ole Miss 6 sec titles
Georgia Tech 5 sec title
I said a TESTIFY!!!
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah...and they live in yesterday land...
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
For sure!
War Tiger! Er, I mean, Go Eagles! Wait, I’m still confused, Roll Paper! Oh gosh, I’m a mess, let me try one more time, G O D U C K S ! ! !
See above...
My gosh…pick up your bib and fat crayons!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
whatever land it is i live in
Alabama has accomplished more than auburn there too
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Auburn's is easy... 1 (while on probation)
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
This post has certainly refuted many cultural stereotypes we associate with the South...
Just one more question:
Which one of y’all is the Hatfields, and who’s the McCoys?
hatfields and mccoys are sissies
This is closer to african jungle guerilla warfare
Our children grow up snorting a college football cocaine/gun powder mix and cutting off the ear of rival fans to make a neckless
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
If you think this is bad, you should hear Paul Finebaum's radio show
Actually, you really shouldn’t. But he’s an excellent trollbaiter with some very colorful callers from both fanbases.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yep and when Pat Dye is not under a Gag Order, he is on the drunk as a skunk!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Dec 9, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Drunk?
You sure you don’t mean Namath??
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Speaking of drunks,
hows Ken Stabler doing these days?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
I will give you that.
I always liked the snake.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
You mean "Paaaawwwwl?"
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
I don't hate either team but I'm leary of this AU team for a couple reasons
This is a great read, even if it takes a while to process it. I would be pissed if we lost to these guys and they end up getting their title stripped.
As The Plains Burn – from a SEC blog
Go Ducks!
Not going to happen NVDuck.
Our team has to worry about how to beat you guys – believe me, that’s all we’re worried about.
NVDuck...
That above read goes far beyond false…bypassing ridiculous on the way. No fears, your loss to AU will be legitimate. WDE!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Ok, we understand. WDE. It's not like you HAVE to add it onto the end of every post.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, maybe you're right. WTD.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Win Today Ducks?
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
Chip Kelly's motto: Win The Day
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
So, basically, take your relationship with folks that hail from Corvallis, multiply it by about 1,000 and serve with a garnish of pure unadulterated hate.
So, pretty much the same way we feel about Washington. I get it now. Thanks.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
A LITTLE HISTORY ON AUBARN FOR OREGON FANS
THIS IS JUST A FEW NOTES OF INTEREST YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE PLAYING SATAN’S TEAM FOR THE NC. HITER,BIN LADEN,CHARLES MANSON AND HUGO CHAVEZ ARE ALL BARN ALUMNI.THEY ARE THE REASON JOHN WAYNE,STEVE McQUEEN,JIM MORRISON,JIMI HENDRIX AND ANYONE YOU KNOW ,LIKE OR LOVE HAVE DIED.THEY MUST CHEAT TO WIN.THEY ARE THE REASON FOR WORLD HUNGER,KIDDIE PORN,AIDS,BLINDNESS,BIRD FLU,GLOBAL WARMING,BODY ODOR AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF.THEY HAVE HALF OF A NC IN 1957 BECAUSE THEY WERE ON PROB.AND HAVE BEEN ON PROB. MORE THAN ANY SCHOOL IN THE NCAA.THE ONLY REASON THAT THEY HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR THIS YEAR IS THEY BOUGHT CAM NEWTON AND THEY WILL PAY FOR THAT IN A COUPLE OF YEARS THANKS TO THE WAY THE NCAA DRAGS THEIR DIRTY ASSES AROUND! SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY,BEAT THEIR ASSES WITH NO MERCY,DON’T ALLOW THAT COW COLLEGE TO RETURN TO ALABAMA WITH THE NC BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO YA’LL THIS YEAR.DON’T LET THEM CHEATING ASSHOLES TAKE WHAT IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF FOR SOME REASON THEY WIN IT PRAY AND PRAY HARD THAT THEIR FUCKING PLANE CRASHES ON THE WAY HOME.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,AND GO DUCKS GO!!!!!!!!!!!
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 10:57 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Wait, are you sure you aren't a Clemson fan?
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
EXCUSE ME BUT I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE IN THE SEC WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I PLAY IN THE ACC AND FURTHERMORE I NEVER USE PERIODS LIKE THE OTHER GUY DID BECAUSE IT HURTS TO MOVE MY FINGER THAT WAY EVER SINCE I SMASHED IT IN THE CAR DOOR OH JESUS YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE RICK WAS ALL LIKE “HEY EIGHTBALL LETS GET IN THE CAR AND GET SOME MENTOS” AND I WAS ALL “SHIT MAN MENTOS SUCK” AND HE WAS ALL “OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO LAME JESUS CHRIST IT IS ITCHY IN HERE” AND THEN LAUGHED AT HIM SO HARD I THREW UP ON MY COUCH
JESUS CHRIST IT IS ITCHY IN HERE
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
/sniff
//sniff sniff
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Hahahahahahahahaha
Damn, I love this.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
I gave up on the conference loyalty crap a long time ago
Auburn, LSU and Florida winning championships doesn’t help my team, so I did the unthinkable and pulled for the Buckeyes…twice.
Oh, and thanks for curbstomping Tennessee. That’s always fun to see.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
If Auburns 1957 NC only counts as half then we better revise the 13 that bama fans claim.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
POLYTECHS 1957 HALF NC
CHECK THE BOOKS DUMB ASS
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Cool, you bit. Here you go, facts and stuff.
1965 Alabama AP champs, Mich State UPI champs- – 1/2 for Bama
1973 Alabama UPI champs, Notre Dame AP champs -1/2 for Bama
1978 Alabama AP champs, USC UPI champs – 1/2 for Bama
1941 Alabama WTF – 1 for Bama
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
AP or UPI
therefore a credited National Championship
Auburn’s 1957 National Championship is legit
41 is something we use to piss off Auburn and Tennessee fans
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I agree it is legit.
The guy above says otherwise. I he just needed the facts spelled out for him, since he wanted me to look it up.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Who cares
about MNC’s anyway? The M is there for a reason. Much more significant are the twenty-two SEC titles including at least one in every single decade of the conference’s existence. Of course, when it comes to MNCs I believe we have, based on the Barns’ count, as many of those as the Barn has conference titles.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
polytech sucks
THATS WHY THE NCAA CAME UP WITH THE BCS BULLSHIT,BUT IT STILL CAN’T KEEP CHEATING FUCKS LIKE ALA POLYTECH OUT.WHAT THE HELL WILL THE BARN DO WHEN UNCLE MILTY GOE’S TO THE PEN AND LOWDER RUNS OUT OF MONEY THEN YOUR SUPER FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We'll probably have to..
Do like bama. PAY 4 million a year to a coach to straighten out the program that was put on probation for paying players to sign with bama.
Then again maybe Auburn won’t have to do that at all. Oh I mean API…..LMAO!
Are you really arguing with this dude?
He uses all caps for God’s sake.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
so if we win the MNC this year
we get to use the argument that we have more national championships than UW, 1 – 1/2? Nice.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
That wasn't the question.
Try to keep up.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
LOL!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
goddamn it, you used up all the all caps. now i dont have any more all caps and how am i supposed to unleash the fury?
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can I grab a few from you????
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YOU CAN HAVE LIKE ONE LINE OF MY CAPS
BUT DON’T BE FUCKING BOGARTING THEM AFTER THAT I HAVE A HABIT TO SUPPORT YOU KNOW
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Dan drew the duck blue because he’s never seen a blue duck before, and he’s always wanted to see a blue duck.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
I will clean that up when I get home from work
I HAVE DEATH AND DISEASE TO STAMP OUT IN THE MEANTIME, CUT ME A LITTLE SLACK.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
I'd rather have a blue duck
Than have a blue field.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
re'd
for truthiness.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 10, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
rec'd even
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 10, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
I'd rather have a blue waffle.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
That
is fucking disgusting
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mmm, with syrup?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
With a little bit of my special vanilla concentrate.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
Okay, it crossed the gross line.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
It hadn't before?
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
You poor soul, you googled it didn't you.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
DAMN YOU!
WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT GOOGLE IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVEN IF YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT…
/grumblegrumblesickbarfkidzthesedays…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 11, 2010 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
Ok...
I’m really tempted to Google Blue duck eating a blue waffle with syrup and all that shit.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 11, 2010 1:12 AM PST up reply actions
You haven't seen
the blue waffle yet? It’s been a go-to shock/gross-out for some time now. One of those things you send people to when they think you’re linking to a news story or somethin.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That or Jarsquatter.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
I’m pretty well versed in crude metaphors. I never heard of that one. And I haven’t eaten since I have.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Oh, food. You haven't eaten food. I thought you meant...
/slapsselfforbeingnasty
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That image is my personal dietary tool, actually. As you can see, it doesn't work that well.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
Y DONT U JUST ADMIT YOU ARE JEALOUS OF THE DUCKS
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I forsee this Fanpost going in the ATQ HOF.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 10:59 AM PST reply actions
First ballot, no doubt.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Care to tell me what competition it would face?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
I honestly don't know
someone pose this question to EDSBS
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
The Wheaton Wave isn't a fanpost
or else this thread would shake in terror…
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
Why would EDSBS answer questions about ATQ HOF threads?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
You should definitely visit
RBR or Track Em Tigers during Iron Bowl week. We give a whole new meaning to the words “Hate” and “Rivalry”! WDE!!!!
BTW, Beat The Ducks!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
jesus...do you want the Oregon folks to have their eyes burned out?
I would never suggest someone go to TET..that site is PURE shit. I bet my personal blog got more hits per day than TET did before this season.
Jay is a COMPLETE tool and is a terrible writer. He knows this…everyone knows this. I love reading rival blogs, even Tennessee sites but TET is insufferable.
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
You are absolutely right Jay is Tool!
Who we will use to you whip your @$$!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Well, it was a comeback on possibly the dumbest post ever, so....
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
We’ve gone from team-on-team insults to blog-on-blog insulting?
Shit just got real, yo.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I've found it to be decent.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah not enough rediculous cursing
or “Bag of dicks” references for him.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
If you dbags are gonna play spelling and grammar Nazi’s then I want ed to let you know that you have shamed the reich with that post.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 7:15 AM PST up reply actions
Aren't you two on the same team?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:29 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe one of them is from LSU? Or Clemson? You know, the south has way too many tiger teams.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I've never even heard of Gumptown or Sand Mountain.
But then again, I haven’t been to states in awhile.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
Man down
friendly fire. Looks like I have a letter to write to someone’s family.
Sorry Sand Mountain.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
I bet you're into that.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
How many of those Ts stand for Twist and how many of that N stands for N?
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You cannot get into a discussion with RBR
they will ban you.
If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.
by WarDamnZach on Dec 9, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
So they’re the Bruins Nation of the SEC?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Dec 9, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not nice, Jared!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
What if it's true?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
you can't even have a discussion with TET...
trying brings on feelings of murder/ suicide.
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
You can't have a discussion at RBR,
you will get banned for life. Seriously. It’s not worth it anyway; the talk is all unicorns, mythical national championships and moral victories.
by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 9, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet! Unicorns! I love unicorns!
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Funny, I have seen AU, UT, and LSU fans on RBR having discussions without getting banned
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
What about Penn State fans?
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So you’re telling me that you got banned at RBR for having a civil discussion? Or were you being a dick?
I got banned at TET for literally disagreeing with Jay. That was all. No cussing, no namecalling, nothing. I told him I thought he was wrong and I was banned.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I promise that I was not being a dick. I don't even have that sort of equipment.
I was curious as to why what’s his face voted us #3 in RBR’s BCS poll, after we beat you guys. That was it. One of my comments was misconstrued as ‘gloating’ -I apologized, but to no avail. I used big words and facts, and I actually complimented Bama-so that was probably misconstrued as sarcasm. If you read most of my stuff (not that I think you will take the time to do so)—I typically don’t make tool comments.
I guess being banned is my Crimson Badge of Courage.
by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 9, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Badges of Honor...wear it proudly!
You are banned from UW Dawg Pound.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Exactly what happened to me
no cussing, no flaming, nothing. But, it’s Jay’s blog, and the reputation he has amongst many people – including auburn fans – would shame me.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
No, I'm not
and it’s easy to prove. Show me where I trolled? I guess it’s much easier to just say “you are so full of shit” rather than post something with anything resembling substance of coherency, or anything supporting Jay’s actions.
It must have been a temp ban, but ya’ll can keep that sewer shit over there.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 10, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
You are right. Saying you are full of shit is perfectly adequat when describing you and is much easier than wasting my time searching old articles at TET and RBR and providing links to all the dumbass things you have to say.
Your comments at TET are never respectful and are always some backhanded attempt to take a dig at Auburn. But you never have had the balls to say what your really wanted to at TET. You instead run your cowardly ass back to RBR to make comments about the site, and its mods like a bunch of gossiping teenage girls in the highschool lunchroom.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
I prefer to imagine us as gossiping teenage girls at slumber party. With no parental supervision.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, then next stop...
PRISON.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
That would be...
…an entirely different type of pillow fight.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 10, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
I thought 4Chan was run by the FBI now.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Well maybe Todd is a parent.
But even he buys us alcohol sometimes.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
you never have had the balls to say what your really wanted to at TET
This is commonly referred to as having enough sense to show restraint when commenting on someone else’s blog.
QUACK QUACK!!
Oh, come on!
This is commonly referred to as having enough sense to show restraint when commenting on someone else’s blog.
I love you, CT4, but this is just too delicious.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 11, 2010 11:57 PM PST up reply actions
I got banned for being a writer on TET. I made a comment that was simply...
BOOM!! or something to that effect. Shortly there after, I was banned
If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.
Maybe they were at a heightened alert level, you know… like the airport? Next time you go there, they may give you a choice between giving them either a naked picture of yourself, or they get to feel you up.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Why can’t it be both? Like what I do already at the airport?
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Can I play the naughty Swedish security guard who just happens to have so many latex gloves?
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The safe word of the day is...
Arbuckle.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 10, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Next time
Shove a child’s squeeze toy in your pants. The TSA guys enjoy a fun prank.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
oh man, that'd be killer
minus the ensuing cavity search….two hour interrogation…
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
No, you got banned because You, WEA, and Jay - writers/admins, I might add - continually
stirred shit up at RBR.
As the individuals that are directly responsible for the content of that site – especially one relating to a team that is currently playing for the NC – you should act accordingly. Instead, you guys act like a bunch of spoiled brats.
So, ya know, grow up and shit.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 10, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
So, ya know, grow up and shit.
I’m sure this is going to cause many an ironic chuckle on the west coast. LOL
No offense intended to you, BR07, just saying.
QUACK QUACK!!
I laughed, but only because I like reading things in the most literal sense possible. And the phrase “Grow up and shit” is nearly priceless.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Fixed in memory of Lynne Truss.
And the phrase "Grow up and shit" is nearly priceless.
And the phrase "Grow up and shit" is nearly priceless.
P.S. No, no, she’s not dead. Just that I happened to remember her.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
As the individuals that are directly responsible for the content of that site – especially one relating to a team that is currently playing for the NC – you should act accordingly. Instead, you guys act like a bunch of spoiled brats.
What? We do? Oh fuck. How come nobody told me aobut this???
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TET has writers?
I’ve only noticed talentless hacks who write nothing but puff pieces. “As the sun rose over the Plains (which aren’t plains) this morning, I detected a slight scent of cow shit wafting in the cool autumn breeze. Yes, it’s GameDay in Auburn!”
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
And TET bans you for calling them out when Jay posts one side of a story and ignores the other
yeah, true journalistic integrity.
TET was a ghost town until the second half of this year. Auburn fans = bandwagonners
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
"Aflac" Trivia Question...
Name the ONE team in the SEC currently on NCAA Probation.
Come on guys, I know you can do it!!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Boston College?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
No...keep trying...
Bammers…you wanna help???
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Arkansas State?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
ok, ok...
I will give you a hint…maggots…dead bear….
Ohhh…that is going to draw some blood….
:)~
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
It's not Cal, is it?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
LMAO!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
My apologies
for a recent post that was in this particular location. I was out of line and posted before my morning coffee. I am sorry if I offended anyone.
I credit my urine for the victory.
by mackjones23 on Dec 10, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
OMG, something got removed from THIS thread?
Now I’m curious.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, that's right.
Alabama gets put on probation and has wins taken away because some players used their extra book money to buy books for other people and sell them. A rules violation, not cheating. Who wouldn’t do exactly the same thing?
Thanks for highlighting how extremely screwed up the NCAA has been on the whole Cam Newton thing. Hanging the J-walkers and letting the thieves run free.
Guess those investigations must have taken place at Victoryland.
Victoryland for you Ducks fans is a casino/dogtrack in Alabama where Auburn players go to get paid get rewarded by god with good luck for choosing Auburn.
Albert Means is upset he didn’t get to take advantage of this text book situation.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Too bad...it was minor and completed by volunteers from the church...
Maybe after Cam gets his first check in the NFL he will help his Daddy fix the Church up, and they can reopen for services….
Check your facts Cal N…or shut the hell up!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
You believe everything you hear...
don’t you? Did you volunteer? Were you there? Facts?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
The burden of proof...
is on the guy who’s telling everyone to check the facts. Hell no I wasn’t at that crack house church…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Well, you sure talk like you know all the facts.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I am asking the dude that said this:
Check your facts Cal N…or shut the hell up!
what his FACTS are that this volunteer thing DID happen. Again, the burdern of proof is on him. Where did I state I had facts? I just have a problem with all this loophole sh*t you barners are swallowing.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
This is not a court room. The burden of proof is on no one.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Like the loophole that didn't get Ingram suspended?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
When did Ingram ask for money?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Benefits?
I never said money….did he take some money?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
You talking about the fishing trip
that he went on to help out the crippled Auburn fan?
QUACK QUACK!!
Right...
that they didn’t know was a violation. Once they did find out, they paid back all they were “given”, which equaled around $100 apiece.
No loopholes were used in this compliance issue…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Hey Jackleg....
The “GIRL” said to check the facts. I am not spreading info posted on an ESPN blog, but press releases from the Town of Newnan…you know where the church is shut down…
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
I bet there's a lot of Yellawood behind that sheetrock at Cecil's church
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Lets not forget that.....
Bammer is still kicking itself for not letting Travis Carroll just have that damn SUV. Seeing as how when he transfered and the booster decided to have it repoed, Travis spilled the beans about how it was obtained as soon as the NCAA asked about it.
name a team that is currently under NCAA investigation?
OH wait…yall love that word DENIAL!
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I guess since Auburn has not recieved a LOI, then it wouldn't be Auburn.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
FBI doesn't pass out LOI's...
they just come in a phuck up your world.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Reading comprehension is not your strong suit is it?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sorry that I changed subjects on you so quickly...
should have had some sort of segue.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Whoa! Out of left field, a Miss St. diss!
SHIT IS GITTIN’ REAL!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
As soon as a Mississippi State fan comes to this blog to partake, I think we’ll know it’s gotten well out of hand.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
In a “USC/UCLA brawl ends with two people stabbed” kind of way. Which is a good way, yes.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
We should invite that one Tennssee guy from youtube to participate in here.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
BigVolDaddy? I love that guy!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
At least, I think that was his name. I’m too lazy to look it up.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I think they're both busy today.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha
Well played, sir.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
MissSt=Stanford?
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I think this post jumps the shark at that point, might as well close comments
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Swammy, swamy, sampson, simpson... Maybe it's on the case!
SAMPSONITE!! I was way off.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
Ole Miss after Masoli is found to have stolen $200,000.00 from inside Cam Newton’s laptop
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Go Ducks!
You’ve drawn the 1 SEC team that nobody else in the SEC will support. Everyone in the country is going to be behind you on this one.
Cal N...
I thought uat was the only team in the SEC no that no one else in SEC would support…hmmm???
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Typical bama fan....
Just so ya’ll get the jist of a bammer here is a video for your entertainment….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsz4tTrdM3k
by Paratiger on Dec 9, 2010 11:21 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Then of course theres the.....
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/parents-tattoo-kids-010410
Be sure to notice her affiliation….Love the bammers of the world!
ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS
YOU DUCK FANS ARE CATCHING ON QUICK! BY THE WAY AUBARN’S REAL SCHOOL NAME IS ALABAMA POLYTECH
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 11:36 AM PST reply actions
.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Come on. He’s obviously doing this on purpose.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 9, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Hes from Alabama. Hes 100% legit on this.
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He does it
because he was never taught when to use a capital letter and when to use a lower case letter.
Just a bama fan hedging his bets.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 10, 2010 7:17 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah It was....
But the alabama state government made them change it to Auburn because API was associated with kicking bama’s ass too much…..
It jumped up a notch.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, a 'Bama fan stabbed a guy in the heart.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I saw that. ‘Bama fan killed a guy. Didn’t he throw a trident?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Yeah, there were Tigers and one of them was on fire. He killed a guy with a trident.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
They should probably lay low for a`while...
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
Best idea in the thread
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
roll turd roll
Will the Crimson Turd show up for the bowl game this time? Quite the sorry performance vs Utah a few years ago with Sarah Jessica Parker-Wilson @ QB…
^^
“The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are…”
-Unknown Author
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You like that, don't you?
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
as much as Cam Newton
likes being at Auburn
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Jealous?
Considering ya’ll are ready to string up a QB that threw for 345 in the 1st half of a game and still lost!
Who is ready to string him up?
I’m not a Barner and he’s not Brandon Cox.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Well, I’ve got a ticket to the game in Glendale and one of the reasons I plan to be there is to make sure some poor bastard in Orange and Blue won’t.
If this is true I’d be MORE than happy to take it off your hands. I have nothing against AU but I’ll yell F** The Barn with the loudest of them if It’ll get me to Glendale
Let's Turn This Around
bammers…
Immaturity. One example that comes to mind took place after the 2006 Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa (a 22-15 Auburn win). A group of bammers decided to throw full water bottles at our players as they left the field, one of which hit CB David Irons (who made the game-clinching interception) in the eye, leaving him blind in that eye for several hours after the game.
Hypocrisy. Last year all we heard was how awful we were for pulling for Texas in the BCS National Championship game. We should be pulling for the SEC, they would tell us. Well now the shoe’s on the other foot, and they’re all pulling for Oregon. I’m glad for it. Please, bammers, don’t pull for us. We don’t want or need your support. Ever.
Indecision. Tide? Elephant? Which one is it? Make up your delusional minds, bammers.
Cheating. They do it. A lot. There’s only 1 program in the state of Alabama that is currently on probation, and it’s not Auburn, Troy or UAB. Here’s a taste of how the bammers roll:
Notice the Escalade has a Michigan license plate with “MI 22” on it (Ingram is from Flint, MI). I hear Julio’s parents love their beach house too.
Absent-mindedness. It must be nice to be able to conveniently forget that your in-state rival has beaten you 7 of the last 10 times, yet still maintain a mindset of superiority. Oh, bammers…
Racism. http://coacheshotseat.com/coacheshotseatblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/georgewallaceschoolhousedoor1.jpg
The stand in the schoolhouse door. Don’t even attempt to argue this with me. I received my degree in history from Auburn University, and focused primarily on the Civil Rights Movement in Alabama and the Southeast. Outside of Ole Miss, there is no more racist institution than UAT.
Bad Taste. Or should we say “poor judgement.”
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/sec/2003-05-03-price-fired_x.htm
Oh, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Hope the bammers have fun in the Crapital One Bowl. Their jealousy and bitterness warms my heart. WAR EAGLE!!!
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
And let's not forget DELUSION.
The bammers claim 1941 as a national championship. They finished 9-2 (losses to Vanderbilt and Mississippi State), 3rd in the SEC (Mississippi State won the conference title that year), and ranked #20 in the AP poll. Yet they claim that as a national title. That, ladies and gentlemen, is delusion at its finest.
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
lol
Alabama beat more teams in the top20 than another other team that year.
That same AP poll ranked 5-3 Northwestern #11.
The AP poll was extremely biased back in those days, and if you knew your history you would know that the reason Alabama has all it’s tradition is because Alabama was the team that brought respect to the Southeast by traveling across the country and beating teams.
It was a computer poll ran by what is today Sports Illustrated that awarded Alabama that National Championship.
Now, shall we talk about the 60’s since you wanted to call the school racists over the actions of a former governor?
I didn't read all of this
because I don’t have time. But finishing 3rd in your conference — THIRD — does not a national title make.
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
Alabama claims 13 of the 19 national championship recognized by the NCAA
And we don’t even claim 66, where we went undefeated after being national champions the previous 2 years.
We didn’t win the national championship that year because of politics. So at best it’s even.
polytech sucks
THATS DRE’S MOTHER FUCK FACE I LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN.
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
What do fuck faces look like?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
OOOOOOOOO!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Cal won the national title in 2001. IM CLAIMING IT NOW!
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You forgot....
you has no more CAPS.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
I stole all those caps from a fraternity house in Oregon. THEY’LL NEVER EPXECT IT!
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Ah yes, the ol' feigning stolen caps trick, works every time.
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
I don't have a dog in this fight
though I’m pretty sure its impossible to make any claim to a national title during a season in which one lost to Vanderbilt.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
The stand in the schoolhouse door? Seriously?
That was fourty-something years ago. I wasn’t even born then. And BTW, Auburn University was still all white at the time.
QUACK QUACK!!
Nice source there.
The UAT student newspaper. Hmm…
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
Let's look at the number of
minority coaches on our staff.
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
B
C
University of Alabama professor Marsha L. Houston said a poster of the Obama family was ripped off her office door. A replacement poster was defaced with a death threat and a racial slur. “It seems the election brought the racist rats out of the woodwork,” Houston said.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 9, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that's sad that politicis often brings out the ignorant like that.
On another note, it’s 2010 now and a University of Alabama professor had a poster of the African American president on her office door.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The majority of universities in the South were at the time.
What’s your point? Auburn University desegregated on January 4, 1964 with the admittance of Harold Franklin. Compared to what all went down in tuscaloosa, it was a much less turbulent event. I’ve lived in Auburn for 6 and 1/2 years now, and I never encounter racism. I don’t even think about it anymore because I just don’t encounter it. I’m not sure what you would know on the matter, living in the Pacific Northwest.
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
actually champ
the university incident wasn’t a turbulent event
the main reason he did the stand in the school house door was because there was violence over the integration of a mississippi school – Wallace stood in the door and gave his speech (along with the national guard) to assure there wasn’t any turbulence and there wasn’t as no one was attacked or hurt during the school registration of the black students
I know this has little meaning to the over all argument but as a man who likes his history I had to point this out
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
oh I'm not saying it wasn't racist
it’s just the context of why it was there
let me be clear George Wallace is a shit brick douche cake
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
True story about racism in Alabama,
My friend lives in Smiths Station, and MLK Jr day was referred to as “Robert E. Lee Day”.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, many Southern states officially recognized Robert E. Lee Day for a long time.
Not sure of the history (whether or not it was a direct response to MLK Day) nor whether or not any still call it that.
I don’t know that that’s “racist” exactly though.
QUACK QUACK!!
I guess that makes me racist then
I’m totally pro-secession.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
No
The National Guard was sent there to make sure he let the black students in.
I’m not saying he was racist, he was worse: an opportunist who held his own ambitions higher than black people’s progress.
Nick Katzenbach wasn’t there for fun. He was there to make sure Wallacefollowed executive orders.
The unwelcomed, unwanted, unwarranted and force-induced intrusion upon the campus of the University of Alabama today of the might of the Central Government offers frightful example of the oppression of the rights, privileges and sovereignty of this State by officers of the Federal Government.
- George Wallace arguing state’s rights 100+ years down the line and not exactly welcoming the authorities.
And I mean “segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever”? He did not want blacks on campus.
Obviously Carrot Top has a point in UA being desegregated six months before AU but not being the last school to desegregate in the South is not necessarily the strongest selling point.
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 16, 2010 4:32 AM PST up reply actions
Hell, even George Wallace knew bearbryantwonit is right...
“I was wrong. Those days are over and they ought to be over.”
- George Wallace
Most people would be surprised by George Wallace’s later policies on race relations.
In Wallace’s last term as governor in the late 1980s, he hired a black press secretary, appointed more than 160 blacks to state governing boards and worked to double the number of black voter registrars in Alabama’s 67 counties. In part, it was the politics of patronage – in his last race for governor he won with 60 percent of the vote and well over 90 percent of the black vote – but on a deeper level it was using his waning political power to bond with those he once scorned. Tuskegee Institute responded with an honorary degree.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/daily/sept98/wallace031795.htm
If anyone is interested in learning more about George Wallace, I think that Washington post article is a decent place to start.
Thirteen.
Another couple of good George Wallace quotations, from after the shooting...
“Much has transpired since those days. A great deal has been lost and a great deal gained, and here we are. My message to you today is, welcome to Montgomery. May your message be heard. May your lessons never be forgotten.”
- March 10th, 1995, 30th anniversary of the Selma-to-Montgomery civil rights march
“I have learned what suffering means. In a way that was impossible {before the shooting}, I think I can understand something of the pain black people have come to endure. I know I contributed to that pain, and I can only ask your forgiveness.”
- 1979
Thirteen.
He's an interesting character
I still don’t think he was a racist and I don’t think he turned around. When being a racist got you votes, he vowed never to be “outniggered”. When black people (despite Wallace’s hard work) started voting, he suddenly saw how wrong racism was.
Maybe he learned something along the way, maybe he realized going down in history as one of the biggest contributors to racism and hate crimes wasn’t so cool. In any event the first Lurleen B Wallace Award for Freedom (or whatever it is called) was awarded to Vivan Malone – the black woman he wouldn’t allow to attend UA (where he got his law degree btw).
“Such is the duality of the Southern thing” as Drive-By Truckers sing on “The Southern Thing”
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 18, 2010 6:20 AM PST up reply actions
My point is that you're calling us racist because we desegragated at a time when your school was still all white.
And just because I’m cheering for the Ducks doesn’t mean I live in the Northwest. People all over the country are doing it this bowl season.
QUACK QUACK!!
POLYTECH SUCKS
ALABAMA POLYTECH PLEASE USE THE RIGHT NAME
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Are thes photos the best that you can do?
Dre’s photo and possibly Ingrams photo appears real…so they have cars, so what? As for Julio, that’s just based on your opinion because no one can make that out very well. Oh, BTW, not all football players come from poor backgrounds…
by Crimson Hawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Let me verify it for you...
Julio is driving an Escalade.
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Prove it!
Offer a higher definition picture so we can see his tag. You expect us to believe it just because you said so? Wow!
by Crimson Hawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
I don't have to "prove"it....
He took my nephew riding in it…now whether or not it was actually his…I don’t know…
BTW:Here is a fact for you…Three years ago before Julio started playing for Bama, his family lived in gov’t housing (single mother working her tale off scenario), the same family just moved into a VERY nice (expensive) condo down in Orange Beach….wonder if Julio knows about that…uh-oh!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
You don't think...
maybe… Julio now has enough value that his family can get a loan that would be paid back when he gets drafted. Same reason LeBron’s mom moved out of the hood and bought him an H2 when he was still in high school.
But no, it’s definitely under the table money being passed out…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
well, it's gotta be a booster then, right?
No way Bama does things in a legit fashion.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Maybe at the bank of bama booster...
But defintely not at Wells Fargo….
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Oh, a guy on the internet said Julio took his nephew riding in an escalade!
Obviously it’s those damn cheatin bammers up to no good again.I guess that’s why the NCAA is hounding us about this issue.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I am not making it up...I have nothing to gain from it...
Julio is not a bad kid…not at all. Scott and Julio have been friends since they were in the fifth grade…
Don’t you wish you had those kind of connections??? WDE!!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
Yeah, well
My cousin went ridin in Cammy Juice’s Bentley last week. They have been friends since 3rd grade in College Park, so there! Anybody can make up anything out here. Still can’t prove it can you? Do you have Photoshop??
You misinterpreted
I would expect you to make one up going forward…
Angry little man aren't you...
Cam has a Bentley?? Cooolll…funny though, I didn’t think he had a driver’s license?
BTW: Prove Cam knew his father had conversations with K. Rogers!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
I am not a man
As for the conversations between Cecil and Kenny, I leave that to the FBI and NCAA. They have the connections to do a much better job…
Fun sparring with you guys
for the sake of the Ducks. Got a work meeting at 3:30…
So your saying.....
That Mark’s incarcerated father saved a lil bit of the money he laundered to buy Mark that SWEET RIDE?
Ouch....
You know I have been wondering about the bammers take on the whole “the father IS the son” argument….
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
LMAO!!!!!!!!!`
YES!!!! Those pics are classic. I actually had a bammer argue with me saying that he sees Julio driving a beatup Nova all the time…….TOO FUNNY!
Range Rover = big pimpin’
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
LMJ has a rover,
And Kenjon has a sweet Camaro…
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Cal players take the bus and compost, because they love the earth.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Nnamdi Asomugha drives a 1997 Maxima
Nnamdi Asomugha signs a $45.3 million contract, one that makes him the highest-paid defensive back in NFL history, and as far as anyone can tell, doesn’t spend a dime on bling. He still drives an old, pristinely kept 1997 Nissan Maxima. Ain’t broke, Asomugha says, don’t fix it. Write that down.
Maybe because it doesn't take as much effort to lock THAT shit down.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
so I guess black athlete's from Alabama aren't allowed to have cars
at least according to Auburn
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Wonder what Cam's driving these days?
Or did Daddy use all the money on the church? If so, Cammy Juice should ask for mo money to get a car…
by Crimson Hawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Nice!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
how can a black athlete possess a “from”?
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
dammit I'm working with a cell phone here
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, here's a serious question for the other Ducks on here.
Have you ever, ever seen a flame war like this break out between the Ducks and the Huskies (or Beavers)? I haven’t (though I admit that I avoid UWDP, so it could potentially happen there).
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
It happens on other sites and blogs. We are too busy fighting over how to drink beer, and whether an logical point is subjective or objective. And the merit of the “Overrated” chant is often a point of contention.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
You forgot about faceguarding and Twizzlers vs Red Vines.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
I thought it was pretty well established that Red Vines are vastly superior to Twizzlers, and anyone that thinks otherwise is entirely delusional and invalidates any argument they can provide.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Don't you even
Start to dis my Twizzlers. merely the sensation of pulling a line off the group is divine enough that if that’s all there was to them they would far out class some two bit Red Vine.
Quack Quack Bitches!
Awwww hell nah.
Twizzlers suck.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I will burn you mother's face with an iron if you say that again.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 12, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
Finally some real live hate in here, where has it been?
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2010 4:56 AM PST up reply actions
Twizzlers suck.
And joke is on you, my mother’s face is an iron.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
This is a family blog.
A family of degenerates, but still, a family blog.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
And I was talking about JShufelt's mother...
she’s a member of his family!
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 14, 2010 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
She's also quite scrappy.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 14, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
Careful, the Shufelt women hit like Lawrence Taylor.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 14, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Don't even start with that bullshit opinion.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Rich Brooks thinks his opinion is bullshit.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
WOAH WOAH WOAH
You are CLEARLY referring to Twizzlers Pull’n’peel when you invoke “the sensation of pulling a line off the group.”
For the record:
Red Vines >>>>>>>>> Regular Twizzlers.
Twizzlers pull’n’peel vs Red Vines? Now I think you’ve got some ground to stand on.
I
don't start with me on twizzlers bud...
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Yes.
It’s not an argument. It just is. Red Vines.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
The worst flame war I can think of us being in was the one over at CGB right after the Cal game. That one made me sad, because I really like CGB.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Ditto this
It was prolonged and ugly.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I blame Auburn.
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Oh, and, well, OBNUG, I guess. Those get bad too.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
But they get edited alot over there
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that’s pretty much what happens when you have a no-swearing rule that actually gets enforced.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
BW!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
ssssshhhhh
The guys from Alabama are here, I wouldn’t say anything about hating gray, yankee.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
If the South was really going to rise up again...
shouldn’t it have happened within the last 150 years?
I like to talk trash about the South from Portland, Oregon.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Don't worry about it. No one cares about that war anymore.
They were lame enough to steal the name for the whole thing from our rivalry game with Oregon State, so how big a deal could it really be?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
why the fuck would anybody have a no swearing rule?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
FYI, I think some people may relish the opportunity to flame the other side, given the chance,
because I think the mods at RBR and TET keep us pretty well separated on our own sites. ATQ mods may have to step in if things get too out of hand, but hopefully you guys will be OK.
Good luck and go Ducks!
QUACK QUACK!!
Meh
As long as it stays confined to this thread, it’s fine in my opinion.
This thread can be like a glass-walled aquarium within our blog, where we can all gather and examine the levels of hate between the two fanbases. There will be informational placards and audio tracks littered around the sides to maximize education.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Bring the kids and pull up a seat! LOL
…on second thought, you’d better leave the kids at home. :)
QUACK QUACK!!
I was under the impression
they should hide their kids and hide their wives.
"Fortune, as they call her, is a drunken and capricious woman and, worse still, blind; and so she doesn’t see what she’s doing, and doesn’t know whom she is casting down or raising up." - Gary Crowton to Les Miles
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 9, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I have kids? WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME???
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Reminds me of your wedding night.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
They told this guy. Didn't he tell you?
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
by benzduck on Dec 9, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I think nothing too grotesque or “NSFW” images, and you guys are okay. Just be respectful of the tables, don’t break the glass and don’t punch any walls here, and everything will be okay.
Also, the vase. Be careful of the vase.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
And if you break anything,
we accept restitution in the form of the following items which we understand you have in spades down there:
1) Bourbon
2) Soft-spoken buxom southern young ladies with deceptively loose morals
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Full disclosure: I do not accept bourbon.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Full disclosure: I accept ProbablyMonty’s share of bourbon.
… And his share of soft-spoken buxom southern young ladies with deceptively loose morals.
DIBS!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Bah! Foiled again!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
2) Soft-spoken buxom southern young ladies with deceptively loose morals
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
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Mind if I throw this here beer bottle?
BTW, do you all have BOTH kinds of music? Country AND western?
QUACK QUACK!!
Yeah. That was bad. I haven’t really been to CGB much since because I want the whole thing to cool off, but it will always be a wedge between the two blogs – thanks to about a whole 2 people (And one of them is a CGB mod). It makes me sad.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Indeed.
I figure that in a few months, everything will be mostly back to normal.
(Oh, god, I miss Twist so much.) /sobs
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
I’M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. HOLD ME TIGHT PROBABLYMONTHLY HOLD ME TIGHT.
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I LOVE YOU TWIST
/hug
/three pats on back to indicate heterosexuality
/NTTAWWT
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you said they were all Twists and Ns???
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I don’t resent him for it – hell I understand him. I just hate that it is still a sore point on both sides.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
CALBEAR81 COULD HAVE STOPPED HIM BUT SHE DID NOTHING
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
No, itll be fine. Just take everything real chill and well be cool.
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Thatd explain why I havent been able to open this peanut in the last 35 minutes
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thanks to about a whole 2 people
It was the half people that were the real problem. Also the 3/16th people.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
Those goddamn 3/16thers
really need to learn about standardization. Have you ever tried finding a replacement heart or kidney for those people? Fucking impossible.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Those goddamn 3/16ers
need to go metric and become .1875ers.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
Can we move to the metric system, please? Waits patiently to decode
all the fractions…..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I've never seen anything like it
but to tell you the truth I don’t think that any of us are serious enough to sustain this kind of vitriol (excpet Musgrave maybe – he could probably do it). Really, we’re a bunch of goofballs and come to think of it, HOW DO WE EVEN CALL OURSELVES A FAN SITE?!? I’M PRACTICING WITH THE CAP LOCK TO SEE HOW IT FEELS TO GET REALLY REALLY MAD AND SCREAM BECAUSE HRD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER REALLY DOES THIS AND IT’S USUALLY ONLY BECAUSE HE’S JONESING FOR CRACK BUT WOW THIS FEELS GREAT I THINK I’M GOING TO HEAD OVER TO UWDP FOR A WHILE KBYE
No no, I quite enjoyed it.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I tried caps lock earlier. It was a pretty sweet ride. Coming back down was the hard part.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
NO I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!
I CAN STOP USING CAPS ANY TIME I WANT I JUST DON’T WANT TO RIGHT NOW BUT I TOTALLY COULD IF I WANTED TO!
TEN TIMES AS ADDICTIVE, BRO
IT’S A HELL OF A KEY
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
HEY HRD
I’M GOING OVER TO EVERY BIG 10 BLOG TO START A FLAME WAR ABOUT WHAT LOSERS THEY ARE WITH THEIR STUPID 8 MINUTE PER DRIVE OFFENSES AND THEIR STUPID 1950S UNIFORMS WANNA GO WITH ME? COME ON HURRY UP WHY ARE YOU TYPING SO SLOW?!?
IM GOING TO TAG ALONG OMIGOD LETS GO GET THOSE PUNT LOVING DORKS
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE I'M JUST IN THE BATHROOM
I THINK I DROPPED SOMETHING IMPORTANT DOWN THE SINK I’M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET IT OUT WITH MY TONGUE OR MAYBE MY NOSE I’VE ALMOST GOT IT LET ME JUST PUT MY FOOT IN THE TOILET I OH WAIT I THINK I FORGOT TO FLUSH SO I’M GONNA NEED A NEW PAIR OF SOCKS BEFORE WE GO I’VE ALMOST GOT IT OUT OF THE SINK NOW JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN MINUTE REALLY I SWEAR I’LL BE RIGHT THERE
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
More like methamphetamine… more white trashy…
Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails
by Ravenous Ute on Dec 11, 2010 2:57 AM PST up reply actions
v
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Unfortunate word choice...
I think that was from Psych last night.
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HOLY SHIT! AWOMAN ON THE INTERNET!
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MUSGRAVE ANGRY, MUSGRAVE SMAAAASHHH
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
No
I guess it really is true, southerners have so little to do this literally is their lives.
They also take this stuff WAY too seriously.
:-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We once got ina flame war with the Stanford fan. His name is Eddy.
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I thought it was Scott. Maybe he keeps changing his name over the embarrassment of being the Stanfurd fan.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
What if their middle or last name is Scott? Like the famous William Scott Scott?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Then he’s Willie Dick Dick. It’s simple math, really.
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Are you saying bad things about Willard Scott?
Because you’d BETTER NOT BE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT WILLARD SCOTT!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Watch it.
Our receivers coach is named Scott, and he’s extremely popular around here. And by here, I mean my heart. Because dang.
Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 9, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
CHOKE, bammer, CHOKE
28-27
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
Because it's the only way Auburn can win.
Our highlights are based on what we do on the field, and so are yours!
I guess bammer was responsible
for the Emory Blake TD, the Lutzenkirchen TD, etc. Our D held your guys in check the 2nd half. It doesn’t matter how you get there, just that you have more points in the end.
The point is, my team is in Glendale and yours is not. Deal with it.
AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS
damn, buddy...
That’s funny how your signature fits nicely on ONE line
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I see one of those years where they weren't either on probation, about to be on probation,
or being coached by an acknowledged cheat (as seen on 60 Minutes).
Congrats again on 2004, AU!
QUACK QUACK!!
Speaking of sigs,
your new one fits right in with your old one ;) Feathers instead of Turbans.
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
Here's a little history for you ducks
A little interview with a former Auburn coach on Auburns extensive pay to play program.
For the bama history lesson of the past decade you can just go to the NCAA...
Violations page/majorinfractions/searchUnivwersity of Alabama/2002 findings and read what they had to say about bama’s habitual status….
Awesome, thanks for the link!
Oh, wait, there’s no link? Hrm, oh well! Back to the fire pit.
War Tiger!
Er, I mean, Go Eagles!
Wait, I’m still confused, Roll Paper!
Oh gosh, I’m a mess, let me try one more time, G O D U C K S ! ! !
Yeah....
Dan Wismar and I had a lil talk about that. Apparently now he is understanding the truth rather than listening to Tigerdroppings.com.
Whats your real name son?
Dan wants to know who you are?
by Crimson Hawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Wow,
Auburn fans and Alabama fans go all out. This thread has been more destructive than the “riot” earlier this year in Eugene.
It just got awfully quiet around here. I’m hoping that we didnt start a war in the state of Alabama, “where the skies are SBLUE”
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Like I said....
Bammers are pissed because they are 4th in the SEC this year and Auburn is 1st!!!!!!!!!!!
Second half thread coming up? LMAO
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
by mjtig on Dec 9, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
This is one of the greatest threads ever. And what does the greatest thread ever deserve?
THE BUSEY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Laugh the fuck out loud!
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
U TROLL
NO U
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Dec 9, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
This will make me laugh every time for the rest of my life.
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
This is almost as good as the thread on the Texas blog when we were in the talks of expansion.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Totally agree. Like I said, as long as it’s contained to this thread I think this is awesome. If it starts spilling into the MQF or anything then you might get to use that hammer.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I laughed more in that one. – but they really are in two different genres.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I feel a bit like I'm walking by a nasty accident scene
It’s really ugly and I can’t really believe it’s happening, but yet I can’t seem to make myself leave. I’m still here, watching the limbs fly.
CANT LOOK AWAY
DIZZY THO
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Dec 9, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this an example of waterboarding? wow
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
Well...
it IS Gary Busey…
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Fractal Gary Busey for the WIN!
"Now hear this! Ludicrous speed..."
"Sir, hadn't you better up first?"
"Buckle this, Ludicrous Speed, GO!"
We should go invite the Cal fans...
They always make things interesting. Lets start a UO, Cal, UA, AU war! Woo!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
You have no idea how tempted I have been to IM TwistNHook over here.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Really?
…sigh…
No I don’t want to dredge up the postings that went on after that game… I almost turned me off from the blog.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Twist is fun and good people. If any of you tell him, I will hunt you down, tie you up, and make bamboo grow through your body.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I kind of want to go over to the Cal blog and invite them,
But that would just be an awkward comment. I might as well go over there and make a fanpost that repeats YOUFAKEDINJURIES. They’ll come in droves
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I love you, like something that loves another thing in a way that isn’t awkward or sexual.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Yeah… I don’t either. I was just hoping it wouldn’t be awkward.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Is this going to be a thing that loves another thing?
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2010 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
You should totally do it
the havoc that Twist could wreak in this thread would be…I have no words for it.
It would be the funniest thread ever if crazy ass Twist showed up.
Bring it Cal fans!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
If things have not changed a whole lot,
he and a lot of Cal fans may be driving the few Sanford commentators over at Rule of Tree crazy right now.
The Heat will rock you, the Heat will roll you, baby don't you know, my Heat will rule your soul, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon—love me today, love me tomorrow, all day, all night, you feel, my Heat—feel, feel, feel, feel my Heat."
Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) from the movie "Boggie Nights"
Ask and ye shall receive. I just read a post of his at the very top of the thread at 1:04 pacific. IT’S ON NOW BITCHEZ!
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
D'oh!
This is gunna get ugly….
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck. You.
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I wrote that one. That was my pride and joy. I poured 25 mintues of my life into that one. And for me to come here and find you stomping all over it like its little more than an Oregon State football player, WELL I NEVER!
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I know you wrote it
and while it was good, you whored it out all over the Big 12 and it was totally over played.
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I wrote a specialized one for each blog! It was very creative. I am very creative! I dance for JShuf.
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You're right Twist
I apologize, your thread was very very special. I know you put your heart and soul into this shit and no one can take that away from you.
Now, feel free to continue dancing for JShu.
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Look, the other option is I have to work. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME???
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Somebody from the Purple Pudding Stuffers blog up north
Should go post on Auburn’s site so we can go over and fight there.
Quack Quack Bitches!
Great, now my z key is making a clicking noise when I press it. Fuck this thread, I’ll be over at Arizona Desert Swarm where no one will bother me.
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
lol'ed
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
this is obviously rip on all other SBN blogs all day
--Dave
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If a blog is on SB Nation, and no one is around to read it, does it count?
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
hey now
at least that one’s newish.
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
oh god
that shit’s funny right there
for the record, mine went south about a month ago.
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Why? You don’t have to z your own comments.
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by jtlight on Dec 10, 2010 6:44 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Did my post get deleted because I said a bad word?
or something else? jw…
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
dear sweet jesus
the fuck is wrong with us?
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 9, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Well that
escalated quickly…i mean it really jumped up a notch there.
www.FitnessYourWay.wordpress.com
THIS THREAD NEEDS THE GREATEST GIF OF ALL TIME
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 1:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Thank you for proving my point.
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We should totally take this whole thing over there. Everyone.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
No, Rishi’s right about this one. That GIF is an abomination. It makes clever people stupid, it makes nymphomaniacs dry up, it makes dipsomaniacs renounce the bottle and turn to crack. Nothing good comes of that GIF.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Replace the word GIF with Barner and this post is complete.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
The Lobos?!?
I was born just down the street from that stadium. I KNOW how shitty they are.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
I will gladly post more and more highlights of Kenjon Barner, if you’d like.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
He's awesome.
That Rose Bowl fitted is, too.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
I have giggled all year long when I seen him mentioned in the highlights.
It’s gonna be great in the NC game when they mention his name.
I think...
this thread has gone from great…. to EPIC!
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
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I leave with the fact that bowl games HATE hosting Auburn
the Sugar Bowl especially
Auburn falls under the category of “Shows up to the game with 50 bucks and the ten commandments in their pocket and leaves without breaking either”
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
Should be pretty balanced in Glendale
Yeesh – Oregon fans will have spent $50 on beer before they leave Sky Harbor on their way into town, and will have broken 9 of the 10 commandments before kickoff. We’ll only break #6 if we lose.
polytech sucks
ONLY ONE THING THAT COULD MAKE YOU A POLYTECH FAN IS THAT YOUR MOTHER AND DADDY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions
Your lack of irony is signlehandedly making me want to root for Auburn.
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I thought that made you a West Virginia fan?
--Dave
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polytech sucks
BE MY GUEST YOU ARE FREE TO SUCK ASS
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 9, 2010 2:07 PM PST reply actions
YOU ARE FREE TO SUCK ASS
Sweet!! Do I get to pick the person?!
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 9, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How many rusted pick ups do you have on your front lawn right now? 3? 4?
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who brought Cal Poly into this?
San Luis Obispo is a nice place.
--Dave
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So this is where everyone went to...
I run to the store for 5 minutes to gets some smokes and when I come back, everybody’s gone.
This is the visual approximation of this thread.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I'm mesmerized.
Really, cannot look away.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
I really want to see how this ends. Did they stomp the fire out on his head? Did they throw a blanket over it and start slapping him? How does this end? I need to know.
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Well Oregon fans
I hope you guys enjoyed a little taste of “The Process”. Luckily you don’t have to deal with these pretentious, entitled dbags all year round.
It would seem the rolltards are still upset about the turd they laid the Friday after Thanksgiving so you might want to take what they say with a grain of salt, or a shot of grain alcohol.
Anyway you guys can rest assured that all the rolltards will be rooting for the ducks come the BCS CG.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 9, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I thought everyone was putting on a show for the O fans...
(Reminder: Don’t forget about the matinee tomorrow at the Michigan State site)
As long as I'm here I have a question for any Ducks still on this thread:
When do y’all find out what uniform combo the team will wear before games? Do fans try to do an office pool on what it will be? Does anyone give a crap? Are these ridiculous questions? (I really am curious, though)
We all try to guess and we all care.
And occasionally we’ll get a teaser, like a pic of a new helmet or something a day or two before the game. But usually, we have to wait until gametime to see what the players have decided to wear.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
This.
They generally don’t repeat the same combination.
Lots of people care, lots of people don’t. Those that don’t care are usually okay with them, because recruits appear to love them.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
We have two lots of fans, apparently.
One lots is usually a lot, but at Oregon, we have lots of lots.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Would you say you have a plethora of fans?
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
I just wanna fire my pistola in the air.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
We care
Here is a post Tako did about the uniforms and what some of us think they should be for the NCG.
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Cool, thanks.
I take it that Oregon has been designated the visiting team?
Oh btw Auburn is an Under Armour team (bastards) Yet another reason to hate.
Bama = Nike
Yep, under wear armour sucks. AU gets to decide which uni’s they want to wear being ranked #1. We’ll see what they come up with.
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Well since this has become an educational and pictorial thread of epic proportions...
IT’S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!
We got Alabama fans, Auburn fans, Duck fans, and now TwistNHook and friends all in the same thread. Shit is going down yo. I’m cracking open a cold one while watching this thread blow up the internets.
P.S. Where is Brian Floyd? Kind of surprised he’s not around to see this.
Also, wtf are we even talking about? I lost track after the mustache gif.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
I was wondering where Brian was too
I mean there was a Mike Price reference for God’s sake!
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
You made it all the way to the mustache gif before losing track?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I have A+ reading comprehension until I reach pictures of mustaches
HIGH FIVE!!
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
best thread ever?
OR BEST. THREAD. EVARRR!!!!!!!?
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions
Thank you Kleph, for blessing us with this thread. This is quality, quality shit.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions
All the pictures from this thread should be compiled into a children's book.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
That is the most horrifying children’s book imaginable.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
No, I don't think there's a picture of TwistNHook in this thread.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
No, those are impostors.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Yo yo
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Im the dude on the right. Or at least I have that hat.
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They never taught you how to read in Oregon did they?
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just retired from BN
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Suck Weanus, Anybody to Accept?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Silly Woman, Attack the Asshole!
I await my ban, thanks for all the good times everyone, nice knowing you.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
I would
be frightened for my child but I’d still expose them to it because there are bad people in the world…
Gary Busey
Rick James
the list goes on…
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
Rick James? Bad person?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
Stop stop stop...
my boss just came out and glared at me for giggling so much.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone please do their part and rec this.
It definitely deserves more recs than that EDSBS thing with Ackbar.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions
Alright, I've been posting on the main thread...
and noticed this fanpost…a litle late to the party.
"We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor." - president of "the" Ohio State University.
come on in
the water’s GREAT! We have Bammers, Barners, Bear(ers), and Ducks all chiming in…
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Hello Ducks...
…I just dropped by your site to say I hope y’all kick Auburn’s ass. I also hope you enjoyed our little “airing of the family grievances” here in your nice environs, and if, during the scuffle, our ’Bama brethren break anything, you can send the bill to Kleph@RBR.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 9, 2010 3:11 PM PST reply actions
Welcome JuJu!!!!!!
We have all been waiting here with frankincense and myrrh n stuff, everything you want!
Oh great goddess, tell us what it all means, we have so many questions.
I just can’t believe this is happening.
We cannot wait to please you, we await your direction!
Axemen23 is a cat lady. - Brian
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
Ok JuJu, I will 42, thank you for the direction.
I will not even ask how to 42, I will just 42.
Thank you for visiting us, oh great JuJu.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
sound like a sexual position
like 69 or 99
by ximiankernel on Dec 11, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
AND NOW
FOR THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!
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Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
This is just the bestest thing ever!
munchmunchmunch I need more popcorn.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions
Hey Auburn fans, teach your team how to do this, perhaps?
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Do you do anything besides count your taxpayer bailout money?
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IK do not accept that as a verb
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Independent Korea. I used to love it before it became all mainstream and sold out to the Man!
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Who cares! They’re not BEST KOREA!
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
They don't have oompa loompas
"We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor." - president of "the" Ohio State University.
You mean teach them how to lose to the Ducks and the fuskies in the same season? Well, Auburn is already bowl eligible so I’m not sure they can do that. I can think of a couple of teams who can claim that though.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
USC much?
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Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 9, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
That’s one of the California teams who that happened to. Not Stanford…they got an automatic bid to the BCS because Cal was nice enough to make a rule just for them. Wow, I guess Stanford is the only California team to accomplish it.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 9, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
I see what you did there.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
I'll make it more obvious:
That’s one of the California teams who that happened to. Not Stanford…they got an automatic bid to the BCS because Cal was nice enough to make a rule just for them. Wow, I guess Stanford is the only California team to accomplish it.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Technically, thats not true bc Stanford was 4th was got the autobid. If Texas hadnt edged us in the last week, weda gotten that autobid bc we were 4th
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I'm just reiterating what MCD said.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Dec 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Our QB
has been doing that ALL season. Maybe you have heard of him…
HE just won the Davey O’Brien, Maxwell, Walter Camp, and SEC MVP award! I hear he pretty much has the Heisman arapped up, as well…
WDE!
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
HE just won the Davey O’Brien, Maxwell, Walter Camp, and SEC MVP award! I hear he pretty much has the Heisman arapped up, as well…
OH SHIT! BROCK MANSION DID WHAT?!?!??!
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Rishi....
tisk, tisk….
*wrapped
"The spirit of the Auburn family is a magical, mystical thing. It defies explanation. It transcends wins and losses on a football field. It imprints itself on your character and can never be extinguished. Being an Auburn fan defines part of who and what you are..."
-Unknown Author
scam newton
he sould win a few awards with all the fuckin money uncle milty paid him,and daddy.
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 10, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Damn dude, did you break your caps lock button or just run out of nose powder?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty hard to get under Quizz
As I remember, he only got about 6-8 yards on that carry… about one tenth of his total for the day.
WWWWWWWWWWWWin the Day (yes that’s 12 Ws)
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day
go ducks.
72-0
48-13
69-0
42-31
52-31
43-23
60-13
53-32
53-16
15-13
48-29
37-20
It's destiny.
12 Wins, 0 Losses.
I heard the valiant UC Eugene Ducks were slowed down by the dastardly UC Berkeley Faker Of Injuries. NO!
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our opponents brag about losing to us
we’re THAT fucking awesome
--Dave
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Your sig might be longer than this thread.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Your sig might be longer than Bea Arthur’s dick
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
And Twist takes it to a whole new level.
Rec’d.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Holy greatest thread ever Batman!
seriously, if this is what happens, then we should get into this “Natty Champ” thing more often…
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Does SBNation have a HOF?
Thread of the Year award?
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Also, is saying "WTD" after everything a thing now? WTD!
I was hoping we could make it a thing. WTD!
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 4:01 PM PST reply actions
(War T=? Duck) ?
and will the Ducks still be your mascot or are y’all going with something else like Auburn’s example? Panthers are some other big cat maybe?
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
Well, it certainly has inspired, so, WTD to all you Ducks when you face AU.
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
You're doing it wrong. WTD!
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
....WTD! to all you Ducks when you face AU.
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
....so, when all you Ducks face AU. WTD!
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
I saw the comment a few up from the one I responded to ;)
WTD!
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
You got it! WTD!
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
I hate Auburn.
I just wanted to go on record with that. You know, in case it wasn’t clear.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Dec 9, 2010 5:25 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Don't Believe Everything that Bama Fans Spout Off...
Alabama was actually the school that ended the series for 41 years. Up to 1907 when the series ended (before resuming in 1948), Auburn lead the series 7-4. The best way to avoid losing is to stop playing!
1948/12/04 Auburn 0 – Alabama 55 L
1907/11/16 Auburn 6 – Alabama 6 T
1906/11/17 Auburn 0 – Alabama 10 L
1905/11/18 Auburn 0 – Alabama 30 L
1904/11/12 Auburn 29 – Alabama 5 W
1903/10/23 Auburn 6 – Alabama 18 L
1902/10/18 Auburn 23 – Alabama 0 W
1901/11/15 Auburn 17 – Alabama 0 W
1900/11/17 Auburn 53 – Alabama 5 W
1895/11/23 Auburn 48 – Alabama 0 W
1894/11/29 Auburn 0 – Alabama 18 L
1893/11/30 Auburn 40 – Alabama 16 W
1893/02/22 Auburn 32 – Alabama 22 W
So they quit the series
after winning 3 of 4 and blowing out AU 101-6 in those 4 games? Sounds more like they were looking for better competition.
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they quit the series after going 2-1-1
that first game is after the series started again.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
polytech sucks
there was’nt even a school called aubarn back then dumb ass
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 10, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
You know man, there is this thing called a search engine. It is full of all kinds of useful info. You may want to look into that.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
you don't know that he is right?
former names of Auburn.
Founded as: East Alabama Male College
Changed to: Agricultural and Mechanical College of Alabama
Changed to: Alabama Polytechnic Institute
These all before 1900.
Change to Auburn University in 1960.
Where did I say he wasn't right?
While it is true that API was the official name for the school at that time, it was still commonly refered to as Auburn in newspaper reports, media guides, schedules, studuents and just about any other person who made reference to the school. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
I would like to know why he is so obcessed with the former name of the school. I don’t know any Auburn fan that finds it offensive, but if that was his goal, he has failed miserably.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 13, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
Yet here you remain, replying to him.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 14, 2010 12:59 AM PST up reply actions
He has an obcession. And an absessed tooth.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This is my favorite thread ever.
THANKS YOU DUMB FUCKING REDNECKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Here's my question...
How is Auburn going to respond. I’ve gone over to TET and given them a welcome message, and now their rival has come here and blown up their school and our board. How are Auburn fans going to respond?
Will they go unoriginal and make a why I hate Bama post here? Will they show restraint and give us a welcome post letting us know all the things we’re supposed to know about AU? Or will they do nothing?
With a month to go, this can’t be the end, can it?
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The next move by AU in retaliation may be a similar post at the Michigan State sb blog...
The Only Colors I was thinking. WTD!
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
Don't I provide the "DUMB FUCKING REDNECK" usually?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Can we throw a party every year? This is fun...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
The party is ust getting started. I all have a big surprise for you tonight
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It's disturbing how much y'all know about Twist's wedding night...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
It was nationally televised, and is syndicated on TBS.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
It really jumped the shark around 3 AM, when TwistNHook started making balloon animals with his penis.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
why do I compelled to google search "penis balloon animals"
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Frankly
I’m surprised its long enough for that.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
I'm honestly afraid to open this thread tomorrow morning.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 9, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
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Of course you did. Why didn't I see it coming....
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You won't get much out of it.
It doesn’t include Alabama. All Auburn highlights and interests are based on Alabama. No Alabama, not much attention.
For example. At Alabama we have names for certain things that Alabama has done over the year. Things like “the kick, the block, the drive, the fumble” etc. Key moments in games that had somekind of significance.
On the other hand, Auburn has 1 called: Punt Bama Punt. Back in day, Alabama was kicking the crap outta Auburn. Alabama punted the ball a few times and Auburn blocked them and ran them in for TD’s to get the win. You’d think they would have named it something to highlight what they did, but see – that’s not how Auburn operates.
Auburn is like the little brother who’s only goal in life is to upset or 1 up big brother.
If you want to get them going, you’ll need to find a way of including Alabama.
This made me snicker.
Typical Bammer crap they pull out of the attic when we beat them.
They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981
by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like the quiet uncle who’s watching two family members bicker over who get’s what’’s in the china cabinet after mom dies, and mom’s sitting 5 feet away.
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
Hold up now, we are brought up with great morals in the south.
We always unplug her hearing aid first!
What is going on here?
And people say that the Iron Bowl isn’t the most intense rivalry in sports
by Bamabrave4 on Dec 10, 2010 12:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Are you kidding?
In the past, if I’ve gone to a girl’s house to pick her up for a date and saw she was wearing orange, I drove away.
Thirteen.
That's dumb
All it takes is a Happy Meal to get in their pants. You shoulda spent an hour with her then dropped her off to sleep on a cow pasture. You’d have been god to her.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Ha
You found a 1000 post thread where they won’t delete your gifs. You’re home, brutha!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Is that a compliment or a diss?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:07 AM PST up reply actions
Just include a subject line, and no nakedity, and it should be okay.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
If Oregon loses the BCSCG...
I’ma drop a big titty .gif with no subject. Just letting you know.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions
So... let me get this right. If Oregon loses...
You’re going to motorboat Addicted to Quack?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
I'ma full on yacht this lovely website.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
That's backwards
They should get tits if they BEAT the Barn. If they lose, fuck ’em.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
If they win it's BIG BOOTY .GIFS FOR EVERYONE!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
I like this deal either way!
You fine gentlemen are actually hot chicks, right?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
No, but I think I'm still pretty sexy.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions
What?!? You ain't messing with dimes then, my friend.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
How about that hispanic lovely stretching you had used before as an example: Rosie? I can't remember her...
name, but that seemed to cheer every body up over at RBR iirc. I am hoping you do not have to later. WTD!
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
That gif is a certified threadkiller!
I know I’m AFK for a good 30 minutes anytime I see that one! …OK, who am I kidding, more like 2 minutes.
QUACK QUACK!!
I was going to type you probably should not do it because of the thread killer aspect but,
that one is the greatest gif of all time (arguably) ;) If the thread’s gonna go, then that is the way you do it. WTD!
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris
Rosa Acosta stretching.
That’s special occasions only.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
I nearly Acosta'd my monitor the first time I saw that one.
QUACK QUACK!!
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 10, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What about fi its a 4 meg gif I like to call BIRTH OF ROBODUCK!
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
But he doesnt have any genitalia?
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Todd and them have never deleted my posts.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:14 AM PST up reply actions
Not for content
But thought they did for file size a time or two.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
They told me to stop cuz it was slowing down the Gameday Threads...
˙ɯǝ, uo ʇı pǝddıןɟ ʇsnظ ı uǝɥʇ
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
So that’s what happens when you type while standing on your head…
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
That and...
˙pǝʇsɐʍ ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯ,ı
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
˙pǝʇsɐʍ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ı ǝɹoɟǝq ɹnoɥ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ʇıɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙ǝɹǝɥ ɯɐ0⇂:8 ʎluo s,ʇı
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
˙ǝıɯoɥ 'puɐןɥɔsʇnǝp uı ǝɹǝɥ ɯd5 ʇsɐd s,ʇı
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
damn you guys
I have to either turn my head, or pick up my monitor and turn it over to read this!
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
Or just drink more liquor.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Alright, to all of you Auburnites out there...
don’t you dare pretend like we’re all a bunch of angry, drunken, dip-chewin’, loud-mouthed, fight-pickin’ rednecks. Well, don’t you dare pretend that we’re the ONLY angry, drunken, dip-chewin’, loud-mouthed, fight-pickin’ rednecks in this particular situation.
Plenty of Bama fans have been in bad situations with Auburnites before, as I’m sure many of you have had with us. We’ve had the magnets stolen off our cars, too. We’ve had our cars pissed on, too. We’ve been told while parking our cars that if we didn’t move them, our cars wouldn’t be there when we got back, too. We’ve been yelled at, shoved, spat on, etc. walking across your campus, too.
Let’s just face it: you don’t like us, and we don’t like you. We each think the other are bad people, and if either one of us were in a house fire, the other would likely throw balloons filled with gasoline.
But for fans of either side to think that bad conduct and idiocy are limited to the other guy’s fans means that YOU are probably the fan that the other guy is complaining about.
Thirteen.
We’ve been told while parking our cars that if we didn’t move them, our cars wouldn’t be there when we got back, too.
In fairness those stories are probably true. That was how the Ensley neighborhood welcoming committee greeted all fans coming to Legion Field back in the day. Had nothing to do with Alabama or Auburn though.
QUACK QUACK!!
1000th post!
Ever happened here at ATQ?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
In Gameday Open Threads, but not any FanPost that I can remember.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 10, 2010 6:10 AM PST up reply actions
In fairness, this one surprisingly doesn’t have 700 comments of “FUCK!” or “FUUUUUUCK” or “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK”
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
Probably all of them. One turnover or bad call by the officials – and it is over.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
RBR Gameday Threads go up in flames if Ingram doesn't gain 10+ on every play.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 7:10 AM PST up reply actions
After this year they will be VERY low.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
I'll get right on that
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 10, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
It’s a daily occurrence for us.
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You guys can have more comments on your blog each day, and we’ll take having more wins from our football team each year.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 10, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
This made me laugh enough to get the attention of my office mate
Which lead me to explaining:
The Aristocrats.
The situation surrounding this telling.
And worst of all, that I am have read 1k+ comments on a post about a rivalry I don’t really care about .
I don’t think she talks to me until next semester.
I'd be proud
this is after all the greatest fanpost in the history of SBnation
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." -Lee Corso
This may be the single greatest comment on Addicted to Quack ever
I would rec this a thousand times if I could.
"Now hear this! Ludicrous speed..."
"Sir, hadn't you better up first?"
"Buckle this, Ludicrous Speed, GO!"
Is there a Guinness record for longest sports-blog thread?
Had to get in on this one, even though I have nothing particular to say.
Actually, I think I fit right in.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
Actually, I think I fit right in.
That’s what you told her, huh?
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
TWSS
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
No, to me
she said, “Can we go again please?”
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I think for us, our longest is around 1,400 comments.
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
But there isn’t any penis
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You Ducks
like dick jokes, huh? Have fun playing the Barn. They’re full of dicks, starting with Cam-shaft.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This is a daily operation if you live in Alabama.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
Pride? What is pride?
BTW, somehow my Z started working again. Thank God! I almost resorted to doing actual work here in the office.
QUACK QUACK!!
A Job Ain't Nuthin But Work.
Listen to J-Zone.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
God I'm glad I don't live in that state.
Not a lot going on in Mobile or Birmingham?
Friends dont let friends go to Oregon State, hell, even root for them.
by WashingtonDCduck on Dec 10, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions
I don't live there, so um...no?
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
I don't live there either
but you think corrupt, crime-ridden, traffic ridden DC is better?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
No
But I might if you scheduled a home and home with us.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Man it took me a half hour to get through this thread
Had me rolling with laughter
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
I was late to work today because this shit.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Can't...speak...too...funny!
This thread takes Win The Day at face value. Even when losing, this thread wins.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 10:27 AM PST reply actions
How can you pass it up?
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
PBR FTW
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Dec 10, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hipsters, old men and the Japanese LOVE PBR.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
And some old men drinking PBR love Japanese hipsters!
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
You thought wrong.
Sheesh, that’s just stupid.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 12, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Kung-Fu Raptor!
RAWRR!!!
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 10:49 AM PST reply actions
All win, no tie.
See what I did right there?
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Oh I see what you fucking did!
Just make sure the Ducks go all WIN in Jan.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 10, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
polytech sucks
LETS SEE,YOU HIRE A HEAD COACH THAT HAS WON 5 GAMES IN HIS LIFE.BUY HIM A QB. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HIS TEAM IS PLAYING FOR THE NC.SOUND FISHY TO ANY BODY BUT ME?
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 10, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions
YOU NEED TO POST MORE I AM LEARNING SO MUCH ARE YOU A 54 YEAR OLD WOMAN TOO CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE PERIODS????
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
You left out AwBarn. Can’t for get AwBarn.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe this will distract him for a couple hours
Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.
Sounds fishy to me, too.
Crap, I mean, SOUNDS FISHY TO ME, TOO
by yellowhammer on Dec 10, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
HELP!
http://www.trackemtigers.com/2010/12/9/1867432/the-uc-cal-fans-guide-to-hating-oregon#54103481
Please rec every post there and turn the entire thread green (for Oregon!)
8
Holy shit I can't stop laughing.
IT’S SO FUCKING GREEN!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 11, 2010 1:17 AM PST up reply actions
Comments closed, this is an outrage!
I propose we keep “hating” each other, but silently.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
I’m hating you silently RIGHT NOW!
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Me too, wanna go out sometime?
I’ve never met anyone from the internets before, is it safe?
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
z
I have a hand for a hook. Is that OK?
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Seems fine, you can carry the block of ice.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 17, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Did I miss something?
Can someone clue me in on when Cal started hating Oregon, and why we give a shit? Was it when they got called out in a viral video taking a flop?
by SouthCoastDuck on Dec 19, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
First: It was a parody.
Second: There was some bad blood when Oregon fans were booing injured players at the Cal game.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
I don't have a dog in this fight, but to be fair...
were they booing players who were actually injured, or were they booing players who were faking injuries to try to interfere with Oregon’s offense?
Thirteen.
Both.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller....I'd say Chip made an alright decision.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 20, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely both. Now, I don’t think the fans in the crowd knew it. They just assumed they were faking.
The booing has to stop.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
BOOOOOOOOO for booing
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 21, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
polytech sucks
dude hook me the fuck up with that hee haw shit they need that in tenn.
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Dec 10, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions
Thread Score!
1st Qtr was all Bama on a way to a blow out
2nd Qtr Aub starts a comback
3rd Qtr Cal WTF?!
4th All Oregon FTW!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Too bad we can't see a game with all 4 of these teams at the same time.
11 on 11 on 11 on 11.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 11, 2010 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
11 on 11 on 11 on 11
I think I’ve been to that website. I’d tell you what it was, but it was all in Japanese and German.
Thirteen.
Well I live in Germany so maybe I can see the live act.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 12, 2010 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
Nah, I just held the camera.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 12, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
Best. Thread. Ever.
…that being said. FAILburn can go kick rocks as far as I care.
All ima say is this…
…at least Bama doesn’t make a phone number out of our championship years
800-AUB-1957…the Auburn ticket office number….and the year of their title…
Oh FAILburn…how you amuse me…oh yeah…don’t forget the “voice” of FAILburn athletics…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kB6mzvJciQ
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime
If Alabama tried that...
1-800-1925-1926-1930-1934-1941-1961-1964-1965-1973-1978-1979-1992-2009
some mother!@#$er would answer speaking Neptunian, or something.
Thirteen.
by Darth Saban on Dec 10, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
You know War Eagle...
is going to get Duck Raped in mid flight… that’s what ducks do even to other male ducks.
You can’t have a really toxic rivalry (like the Holy War) without one side having religion induced delusions. Zoobies originated drinking Kool-Aid. Truly, you won’t find a more delusional, irrational, bitter, infantile, insecure fan than a Zoobie.
How many other teams do you know that would quit their conference in a temper tantrum over not being invited to the Pac-12?? When your team’s self-image is all wrapped up in how well or poor, your big brother school to the North is doing, that’s hatred.
Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails
by Ravenous Ute on Dec 11, 2010 2:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
hey booger eater! i went to pick up my mail this morning...
and guess what was waiting for me.
AND YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Can I have them then?
:)
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 11, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
NO!
but in your case i feel a little bit bad about it.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
It's all good. I could give a shit if im there.
As long as Auburn loses :)
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 11, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I love the fact that
one of the reasons you bought the tickets is so that Auburn fans won’t be able to go. That’s some good hate right there.
What would be even better is if you just gave the tickets to 2 duck fans so that there are more duck fans in attendance. Let me be first to volunteer to take those tickets and root against Auburn for you. Let me know.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Dec 11, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
For real.
I live in South Carolina. I’d be willing to buy the tickets from him.
They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 11, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Me too. I live in Portland. Not that that has anything to do with it.
But anyone having BCS tickets to sell, give me a holler.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 12, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
if you guys take care of business
il’ll have a great time
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Just so we can settle one of our blog's long-debated discussions...
Will you wear Oregon colors or Alabama garb?
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
i plan to put that up to a vote over at RBR, actually.
but i do have an oregon track t-shirt from when i went to a running camp up there a year or so ago. running a mile on the hayward field track was definitely a bucket list event for me.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Gotta be Bama
in case you get on TV. The Barn nation would go utterly apeshit. That would be awesome.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I like that you went with Roger instead of the cliche' Mr. Burns.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 12, 2010 1:35 AM PST up reply actions
running a mile on the hayward field track was definitely a bucket list event for me
Even better when the stands are full. Did you do the Hendricks Park run?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day
Come on, Kleph
Do the right thing and donate those two tickets to less-fortunate Duck fans who are much more deserving (as long as they promise not to sell them to any AU fans).
Unless, of course, there’s something you’re not telling us… such as, you’re going to Glendale and are secretly pulling for the team we’re all destined to hate.
You’d better do some quick explaining….
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
Seeing this sort of uncouth display makes me proud to have been born in Albuquerque, where people know how to enjoy their sporting experience with a bit of class and decorum.
/delicately wipes mouth with fabric napkin
//hurls plastic baby seat at passing prostitute
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
We prefer Asshole-querquians.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 12, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
Jesse Pinkman?
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
I've been stationed in abq
For the last 5 years. And I’ve never seen more bandwagon fans in my life. I saw a guy at an isotopes game wearing a lakers nba champs shirt with a saints super bowl hat. So many people just jump on whoever is good.
by wlw1588 on Dec 13, 2010 12:59 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
That's funny...
I have an Isotopes fitted and people always ask me what the fuck it means.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 13, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Yes...
and when the minor league team in Albuquerque needed a new name for their team they let the public vote and guess what? Isotopes won.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 13, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
hmmmm.... wasn't there an episode where they threatened to move the Isotopes to Albuquerque?
Sorry, guess I’m slow on the uptake.
QUACK QUACK!!
Yea, that's the joke.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 15, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
This comment makes the thread 1333
We need 4 more comments and a lock to make this thread truly the most epic of all time.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2010 1:56 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd and
1334… :)
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 13, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
1336...
Admin Lock This thread! (with a comment that says your locking it :)
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Can I get a Buck Fama in before you close it?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 13, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what that number is referring to, but I think we blew it.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
You're bastards, you're all bastards.
I’ma go cry in the corner now.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously though, what's the significance of the number?
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
There is some good info
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I'm well aware of leetspeak, but I thought he was getting excited about the number 1336.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
he wanted a lock after the 1337's post was made.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 14, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
haha I have nowhere near enough time to read all this but this made me lol
the hypocrisy and cheating accusations made by a bammer in the same post. hahahaha.
also the fact that the hypocrisy revolved around auburn fans saying they (should) have been in the title game in 04 is also hilarious. Bama fans actually do claim numerous made up, retroactive titles awarded WAY after the seasons were over. Auburn fans say they should have been able to play for title and could have won it. I don’t see how this makes Auburn fans hypocrites when they make fun of bammers who claim all those NCs. Auburn the school (and most fans) do not claim that NC, meanwhile the Univ of AL actually does claim those things. The school also still claims wins from the season that was most recently stricken by the NCAA (another form of cheating imo). So it seems to me that a bammer calling an barner a hypocrite for this practice is strange.
I like orange and I am a dog person
Boy, the derp is strong in this one...
Sentence structure, son . Sentence structure!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
He's a writer for Bleacher Report.
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 15, 2010 2:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Plus he's a Viles fan
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Oooh, that's convenient.
I’ve already written a couple of posts about the whole “claiming National Championships” thing over on their blog, to which this particular Tennessee fan responded several times. Considering that he really didn’t seem to get my points then, I doubt he will now, but the rest of you might still enjoy it. You can find those posts, and his responses, here: http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2010/10/20/1763119/and-now-a-word-from-your-enemy-alabama-fan-todd-jones#49906673
The short version is as follows: 1941 is a very wonky claim, considering that we finished 9-2 and third in the SEC. After 1941, Alabama doesn’t claim a single National Championship that wasn’t awarded by the AP and/or Coaches’ Poll (1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992, 2009). Alabama’s combined record the 4 National Championship seasons prior to 1941 (1925, 1926, 1930, 1934) was 39-0-1.
Thirteen.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Al-Qaeda.
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 16, 2010 5:53 AM PST reply actions
This thread deserves to live in perpetuity -- it never stops giving, and quality giving, at that...
Keep posting, y’all!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 16, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
You do know that many, many communities across the world wear turbans, and not all of them
are muslim, right? e.g. Hindu/Sikh, etc. ? In fact, they’re some of Al Qaeda’s bitterest enemies?
(Oh what the hell is the matter with me…sorry, forgot where I was for a minute…)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
Point out your plot holes elsewhere!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 16, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Don't worry, we got your point :) [Ignore this ^^^]
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 16, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
:D It's all good
I know it’s ignorant and I wouldn’t actually pick Al-Qaeda over Auburn.
I saw a picture of a bumper sticker saying it once, except it said “Iraq” instead which was even more ignorant.
Let’s put it this way: If I’m wearing a beak, it means Auburn is playing Oregon. Agreed?
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 17, 2010 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 17, 2010 12:45 AM PST up reply actions
Is that some sort of Tiger/Eagle Stew?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 17, 2010 4:21 AM PST up reply actions
It looks like it
That’s why he’s all green in the face.
"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game
by bearbryantwonit on Dec 17, 2010 4:54 AM PST up reply actions
It looks Dutch, so I'm sure he's plenty hungry.
Wait a minute…
Dutch ducks…Oregon Ducks…Marijuana…Coincidence???
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Hey look at that, this thread only has several hundred comments less than yesterday’s DBD!
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
it's like a daily commune
for unemployed IT workers and slacker lawyers mis-using their billable hours.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Dec 18, 2010 5:05 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It’s a state of mind.
The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Sounds like an orgy.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 19, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
That's AWESOME!!
Maybe someday you’ll have a front page post that has more than 8 comments now.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
Bama Living with a Duck
Bama alum married to an Oregon Duck. Hope those Auburn boys are not hurt too badly by the Oregon men.!
Roll tide and everyone duck
Duck married to Bama woman
Sorry to anyone having to play Oregon. Best team since Norm VanBrocklin was QB. Sorry Danny. And Ahmad. Nobody really deserves the kind of punishment Auburn’s going to take and lose. This is Oregons year. Win the day.
Past 1400...
Does the interweb explode when we hit 1500?
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Insert snobby CGB comment, here.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 22, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
EDSBS has frequently crossed that mark, I think 2500+ or even 3K is not unexpected
when a new open thread doesn’t appear on some gamedays/Sundays
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 22, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
at least I remember the 2500+, not sure if it crossed 3K or not…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 22, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
These comments weren't snobby, fyi, did not meet the request.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 22, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
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