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LaMichael James arrested for domestic violence [with Update]

Just when you think this offseason couldn't get any more ridiculous, it does. Early this morning, Oregon's star running back, LaMichael James was arrested for domestic violence by the Springfield Police. The Lane County Sheriff's Office website lists James' charges as strangulation, assault-4 and menacing.

Obviously, this is not good news, and if these charges are even close to what happened, James' actions are totally unacceptable.

But, let's take a step away from the cliff, Duck fans. There have been 3 incidents so far this offseason. None related, and none similar. While it will be the popular angle to talk about the decline in standards at Oregon, we have a long way to go before we reach that level. On top of that, none of the incidents that have occurred so far this offseason have been addressed publicly by the athletic department, which is to be expected until all incidents are addressed legally.

Unfortunately, at this point, all that we can do is wait and see how this all shakes out, and there's no reason to think that'll happen soon. So while it's not looking great for James, let's not make big pronouncements on the state of the football team just yet.

[Update] James has plead not guiltu to one count of strangulation, two counts of fourth-degree assault and two counts of physical harassment. All of these are misdemeanors.

James was taken into custody on Tuesday after a fight with his girlfriend on Monday. So the arrest happened long after the alleged assault took place. James' girlfriend is alleging that "he grabbed her neck during an argument and pushed her to the ground."

There is conflicting word on the bond in the case. though ESPN is reporting that it's $40,000. The Oregonian is also reporting that James will likely be released in the next 24 hours, but will wear an ankle bracelet and be under electronic surveillance, though at this point, it's not clear if this means he will be confined to a specific area or not.

Chip Kelly spoke out on James' status as well, though was not forthcoming with details, and it seemed to be pretty standard coach-speak for an issue like this. I wouldn't expect much from the athletic department until all of the legal issues in this case get sorted out.

Unfortunately, it looks like we're in for a long wait on this topic, as James will not have his pretrial hearing until Mach 24th. Spring practices start on March 30th.

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WHAT THE FUCK ?!!!!!

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

i beat you to the punch

by a whole 30 seconds… this is bad stuff..

by duckyou on Feb 17, 2010 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

PANIC!!!!!!!

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

They are all misdemeanors

And it IS SOP in Oregon to assume all domestic violence incidents are valid and put the accused in jail for the night.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

And we saw how he turned out..

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he left the team for totally unrelated reasons.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And as Portland State student

I am reminded of when two of our guys on our basketball team were arrested in Mexico after the 2009 NCAA tourney. They were released after it was revealed that there was no evidence connecting them to the incident.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

this was county sheriffs, not Springfield PD.

I know there’s a big diff between the Sheriff’s dept and the Tijuana police.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The arresting agent in this case is listed as Springfield PD

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

um…any chance we can pay off the cops like they did?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

They didn't

I saw the evidence, it was nothing. It was clear in retrospect that the cops just grabbed two random white boys off the street.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

…and the fact that its spring break…it seemed very, how do you say, frat house-ish.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's just give one example

The guy who was attacked had his jaw broken. Their was NO evidence on either of the player’s hands of the sort of trauma you’d expect if they had done something like that.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha. and OJ’s glove didnt fit.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Literally the identificaiton was made

Because a friend of the dude who was attacked took pictures of them and said, “Do these guys look like they could have been the ones that attacked you?” and the dude said yes.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

spring break in mexico. i’m not sure how anyone can recognize anyone an hour after the fact.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

CK shoudl talk with MB

Because except for MB’s son, we really didn’t have off-season issues with this team.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

I hate the off-season. hate it. nothing good ever happens.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:15 AM PST reply actions  

To compare this to Montgomery is pretty stupid

Nobody cares about Montgomery, LMJ is an all-american (freshman anyway)

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

To compare it on a PR level, sure. To compare if on a legal level is not a bad idea.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Legally this is not much, 3 misdemeanors

PR wise, fuck.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

If you support someone who strangles women, wow

If this is true, he is dead to me

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

most def. not sure i can rationalize keeping him around even if he pleads down to something less. and i fully supported keeping LGB around.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

LGB committed no crimes

Except in the heads of Boise State f-ers.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

obviously. but the ridiculous Skip Bayless-ization of opposing fans was amusing.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

LGBs action made sense in a way...

but strangling a woman? How do you rationalize that?

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

no one is. we’re not in the SEC.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats what I am saying

There is no explanation (except it never happened) that would make this seem OK.

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is why, in this case, it will be very important to wait and see what actually happened. In domestic incidents, it’s amazing what they will charge.

This is why I view all initial charges incredibly dubiously.

If he is guilty, then that’s incredibly sad, and I hope he can get counseling and move forward with his life.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

hey Ian is this legal in tennesssee?

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What the hell, dude? Bringing up the SEC in this completely unrelated incident reminds me of LSU fans who insisted (and some who still insist) on bringing Nick Saban into completely unrelated conversations.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ha. i was thinking of the Tenn fans that wanted the kids that “robbed” them to still play.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

So, when someone asked “How do you rationalize strangling a woman?” and you replied “No one is. We’re not in the SEC,” you meant that wanting a kid that robbed you to still play constitutes rationalizing strangling a woman?

Got it.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

rationalizing crimes to benefit your team.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

So, how did that Tennessee fan rationalize the robbery?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m too lazy to look it up. if my memory is correct the interview went something like this:

“aw schucks, i know he stuck a gun in my face and asked for my wallet but we gotta big game this week. its not like he shot me in the face. and he’s a starter. we need him on saturday. i mean…this is Tennessee football after all and i’m just a person.”

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

no i'm not kidding

read it

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t think anyone rationalized the crime. It’s at a higher level, but the same as with us and LGB. No one rationalized the punch. No one said “It’s okay that he did that.” People said “What he did was wrong, but we’re giving him a second chance.”

What Hood did was way more wrong, and there was way more time before he was given his second chance. But no one at any point said “What he did wasn’t wrong.” It was just the matter of how long it should be before he got a second chance, if he did at all.

Also, are you going to take Kiffin’s actions at Southern Cal as emblematic of how the Pac-10 is? Then don’t take Kiffin’s actions at Tennessee as emblematic of how the SEC is. Look at all 12 effing schools. Or at least more than one.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Its easy to make fun of the south basically

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

always.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. The people up here who make fun of the South remind me, exactly, of the people left in the South who make fun of blacks. They defend their stereotyping with the exact same arguments.

Basically,

and stereotyping SEC fans is always fun.

makes you precisely as good of a person who says “and stereotyping black people is always fun.”

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Aargh, grammarfail

precisely as good of a person as someone who says

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

my family is black and actually from the south originally. NOLA actually. your point is still ridiculous. no one sarcastically says, “stereotyping black people is fun.”

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

What point?

I’ve made several points in this thread. Which one is the ridiculous one?
That Pac-10 fans who always have to bring up the SEC in unrelated conversations are being like LSU fans who always have to bring up Nick Saban in unrelated conversations?
That no one rationalized Hood’s crime; they rationalized giving him a second chance at this juncture?
That stereotyping Southerners is just as morally unacceptable as stereotyping blacks (or Asians or women or men or any other group where there’s societal pressure to not stereotype)?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

your 1st point is valid. yet i stand by my sarcastic point.

i’ll take your word on the 2nd point cuz i dont know the situation.

i guess that leaves your 3rd point as the ridiculous one. btw, i said the SEC which would infer football fans and programs located in and about the “South”.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So, what’s different about the two situations that makes one okay and one not?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

yawn. the same reason its okay for SEC fans to make fun of the PAC 10 and still not be racist, sexist, etc.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And that reason is?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah like when they make fun of our academic standards and shit!

WTF IS THAT?!

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Its not just the SEC, its the South in its entirety

28 arrests in 4 years for Urban Meyer.

The academic shit at FSU

All the stuff that happened at Tennessee (it is called the FULMER Cup)

The list goes on and on

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i should’ve just said that. oh well. what is this Fulmer Cup?? is there a West Coast Division?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

And let's be fair

Urban Meyer got away with a lot by having Tim Tebow as sort of a “disciplinary” cushion. A lot of stuff went overlooked because the media’s love fest with the perfect Tebow

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

we may win ths year!

yipee! oh wait that ’s not a good thing is it?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We are making up ground quickly in the Fulmer Cup!

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It could also only be a claim. At this time, he hasn’t been found guilty of strangulation.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the evidence…

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It is if it is over a domestic dispute.

Arrested does NOT equal Guilty.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they teach any basic legal principles in your high school?

by westspec on Feb 17, 2010 10:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

What public high school teaches basic legal principles? They have to be too busy dealing with basic math and science skills

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is

In Domestic Disputes the accused is always arrested and held, no matter what. It’s because of the nature of what they’re being accused of, police deem it unsafe to release them until I want to say 12 hours later. Remember we had a player (I forget who) also arrested for a “domestic violence” claim last season but he was never charged with the crime. In fact, it was an incredibly similar situation.

Again, if he’s charged and found guilty, then fuck him. But until that happens, as far am I’m concerned, he’s a victim of his own celebrity and an opportunistic accuser.

by jcolomy on Feb 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't support someone who strangles women

But from a legal point of view, a class A misdemeanor does not mean much, if any, jail time and so is not a big deal.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

How will an ankle bracelet affect his 40 speed?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

just because someone says it’s not much in the grand scheme of things doesn’t mean they support strangling women. Come on

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

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by dvieira on Feb 17, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Not just women but anyone.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

i knew he shouldnt have went to Steven Jackson’s football camp…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel the same way.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You should never have cursed Juju.

I smell varmint poontang. The only kind of good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 17, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's be clear

If he did what he’s accused of, I honestly really don’t want to see him again.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

We are approaching on the hallowed Jail Blazer territory soon

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

Not even close

Trust me on that. No felonies, no dog fighting, no guns.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

No, no we are not. Not in any way.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

No felonies, no dog fighting, no guns

We only have players fighting after games, star quarterbacks being accused of theft, star tailbacks being arrested on domestic abuse and the topper kickers getting into fights and rather predictably getting their ass beat.

Sorry life is all PR and whether the legal things pan out the stench lingers

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It was also over years

And players kept getting picked when we knew they were a-holes.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

All this happened in the last what, 5 months?

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Try 2 months

If it happens during the next 2-3 off-seasons, then we can talk about a trend.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

something always happens for whatever duration you want. nobody really cared when we were terrible.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

How will the stench linger though? And what will that actually affect?

Maybe Beaver and Husky fans won’t shut up, but I could care less about that.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, win the titles

Don’t care about the jokes. I mean, I haven’t given up on calling OSU OSEwe and I never will.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

All im saying is that from an outside perspective, and not as a fan

It looks kinda out of control right now

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I won't disagree with that

But ewe shall recover.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

good point.

since we all know that we have the best marketing/p.r. of any school in the country, maybe we’re taking the Lane Kiffin approach about any publicity is good publicity.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So? Why should we care if our program “looks” out of control for a couple month stretch?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

not worried about the football. we responded to injuries, etc. better than we ever have last year (thanks to CK). we’ll be fine w/ whoever ends up on the field.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Goddammit

putting your hands on a woman is never acceptable. Period. I would hope that if these allegations are true, and in domestic violence situations they usually are, some serious, intensive counseling is involved before he is allowed to see the field again.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

It might be. A woman attacks you, tries to scratch out your eyes, you turn and walk away, she hits to over the head, knocks you

down and tries to strangle you. Whacha gonna do? Call ghost busters? You’re going to do whatever is necessary to remove the threat. Am I saying that’s what happened? Not unless you can find those words in this post. Innocent until proven guilty. Period.

"We'll go."

by DONALDUCK on Feb 17, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I agree

Definitely innocent until proven guilty.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF

nothing good can come from all of this…

Holy moly, is that my boy Masoli?

by DenverDuck14 on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

Everyone ready for the Miami of the 2000’s jokes?

by LMJ4Heisman on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

i can’t wait for ESPN’s 60 in 60 series. The “O”. Uncle Phil as Uncle Luke.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m ok with it if it means 4 titles.

If we have gotten to this point as a program, then all of this will be for nothing

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They are actually running a special on the growth of Nike

On CNBC soon. I wonder if it includes talk about U of O. Saw an ad for it during the Olympics yesterday.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

If you want some sick humor

go to UWdawgpound and read their giddy comments

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, at least we didn't fuck any sheep

Like that other Oregon Pac-10 school

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

Strangling a woman?

Stealing a sheep?

Yeah you’re right, what were WE thinking???

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah I agree with you

not going there

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

question.

do crimes/allegations committed after leaving school count towards making fun of your rivals? we should have a contest on who has the worst. it could be like the debate at the end of Old School. and no Akili Smith’s NFL career can’t be used.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just wondering the same thing

And I don’t have a good answer. But I think it can lead to a solid debate

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

personally i think the punching of the guy that was getting deployed is the worst but thats subjective.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok

While I am not going to sit here and condone the sucker punching of a military man, how can you even try and justify strangling a girl?

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on man, he wasn’t justifying anything.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. At this point the only thing anyone’s saying is justified is that Getting Accused Of Domestic Violence is justified by Those Accusations Being False.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

"Justifying" is the wrong term

Because I know that’s not what he was doing.

But is one really better than the other? I personally think any crime man against woman is of the utmost despicable actions- most people would agree, I think; but NEP is right, it is subjective..

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

no. if this is true it goes to the top of list i would think. but we should settle this “who’s the worst” argument. there could be categories – who recruited the biggest felon? what was the worst thing that happened where the kid got to play/not play again? worst after school event?

then we both can point and laugh at UW in unity.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Ted Bundy was a Husky

I know he didn’t play football, but that HAS to count for something

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Well said, VD. Well said.

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by ProbablyMonty on Feb 17, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Crime is crime. It’s ultimately about the consequences of your actions. It ultimately doesn’t matter the sexes of the people involved.

Obviously, domestic incidents have a whole different feel because a lot of times they include disputes where one party has a significant physical advantage over the other party. An abuse of power in this way is despicable, no matter the sexes of the parties involved, or if its domestic or not.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

NOTE THE SARCASM IN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT:

um…have you ever met a girl?

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

OJ Simpson went to USC 42 years ago and the UCLA fans still call them the TrOJans.

by RabbitSC on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

UCLA fans are crazy.

They bitch about USC more than they talk about UCLA.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of the "trOJans",

Johnny Cochran, OJ’s freaking lawyer was a UCLA law grad for petes sake.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

cj giles!!!!!!!!!!!1

hee hee

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

non-panic mode

In the worst-case scenario, we start Seastrunk. And then there’s Barner. Dontae Williams. Huff.

Much like when we lost LGB, if that’s the case with LMJ, we’ll be fine. We’ve got depth.

Don't make me Blount you...

by travissimmo on Feb 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

Football wise, we will be just fine no matter what happens with LMJ.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought James was a relatively good kid?? I mean usually you hear that a kid has had some disciple problems before they come to school… Were there any issues with him before he came to Oregon?

by DUCKERDIE on Feb 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

He seemed like a great kid before this.

37-33, 47-20, 42-3, 65-38...So many scores to choose from!
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by Dixonforlife07 on Feb 17, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

please no snap judgements

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

now all we need

is a few players cheating on tests or weapons charges and the “O” will be the new “U”

by goblazers503 on Feb 17, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

i dunno. south florida in the 80’s is very similar to the greater eugene/springfield area.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

What the FUCK!!!!!

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

what impact will this have on our 4×100 relay dynasty??

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

AND.....

This story has now officially made it to ESPN.com
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4921403

Holy moly, is that my boy Masoli?

by DenverDuck14 on Feb 17, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

yeah. it was “breaking news” on sportscenter and 1st and 10 this morning which is how i saw about it.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I found out about it via ESPN

It went out in an e-mail blast as a “College Football News Alert)”

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to the earlier allegations, this is actual news, because actual arrests and charges have been made.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This sports year is attempting to kill me

Go to the Rose Bowl

my brothers football team win state title

Greg Oden out (AGAIN FUCK DAMMIT)

Masoli/Embry Gate

Great recruiting class

Roy is injuried

And now this

(I need a fucking drink)

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

At least Roy is back now

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

not so much.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate sports sometimes

But it makes the top only sweeter

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Greg Oden has taught me to not get too pissed off when bad things happen.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah the hammy tightened up again last night

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Bust!! i knew we shoulda kept Randy Foye.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Telfair was just coming around

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

J.R. Rider

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This sucks

Sorry to hear this for you guys. Between quarterbacks tearing ACL’s and running backs getting charged for assault I want to know what the hell is going on in Eugene!

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by BoilerTMill on Feb 17, 2010 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

tearing ACL’s is sooo 4 years ago. we’re trendsetters.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

misdemeanors

are the new ACL’s.

Don't make me Blount you...

by travissimmo on Feb 17, 2010 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

CK: “Hello, Mr. Dungy. It’s me again.”

TD: “I thought I might be hearing from you.”

CK: “Your plane ticket is on the way.”

TD: “Anything you need Mr. Best. Coach. Ever.”

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

I knew there was a reason we signed his kid

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oregon football

If all of these off season actions by Oregon football players is true,what kind of program is Kelly putting together!! Do we really want a bunch of punks that cause problems, just to win football games !! I dont want a coach that does not care that he has jail birds to win a national champenship!! One that makes the UO look bad!!!!!

by theparr on Feb 17, 2010 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

thanks for joining 10 min ago. and relax.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Take a freaking chill pill. When have Kelly’s actions ever indicated that he doesn’t care about “jail birds?”

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

CK will handle this stuff

Skip Belly on the other hand…

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Exclamation points...are you ready to unleash the fury?

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Chargers - 2009 AFC West Champs

Things could be much worse, I could be a fuskies & Broncos fan.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 17, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

NOW WITH THIS POWER AT MY DISPOSAL, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!!!

and I can express my rage…

I WAIT ALL OFF SEASON LAST YEAR TO WATCH BLOUNT RUN ALL OVER PEOPLE AND THEN BOISE HAPPENS. NOW I’M ALL EXCITED TO SEE JAMES DO HIS MIRACULOUS THING AND THIS.

IF THIS KEEPS UP THEY MIGHT AS WELL START MURDER PROCEEDINGS ON SEASTRUNK.

by Blazersaurus on Feb 17, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL and rec

"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview

by BlazersOrBust on Feb 17, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I love his use of extra exclamation points

Just in case I was unable to sense the tone in his writing those were helpful.

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Dont be hypocrites folks

If this was Quizz what would you say?

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

um…what day did the SJax stuff come out? samething. unfortunate. hope he didnt do it but if he did, he’s a punk and doesn’t deserve to be around.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably say, “whoa, that sucks, let’s wait and see what happens.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you technically have to be Catholic to participate in Lent? can I “try not caring about Ducks football” for 40 days?

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

you can try, but you will not be successful

on the other hand, try not caring about Oregon Basketball for 40 days, its surprisingly easy.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Going on 2 years this March!

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i was gonna make a “when did Lent start being from November to early March for hoops” joke but i couldnt find it.

i seriously flew down to Tempe to watch the game last weekend and decided against going cuz the weather was too nice.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Canzano just shit his pants after hearing this (in joy)

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Ah him

He’s up in Vancouver, finding and extenuating ever single failure of anyone in the Olympics.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty positive guy.

But seriously who cares about the Olympics?

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I do, a lot

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

he just wants to hate all around the world.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the Olympics. I haven’t had time to watch them though.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

“like” and “care” are two different things

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I care about the Olympics.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Big day for team USA today

Shaun White FTW!

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The Olympics were great

Until they started to show everything Delayed.

I Hate Your Ducks

by ConnorOSU on Feb 17, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

I think I would find that more interesting than the never ending montages of athletes overcoming hardships to become Olympians. I get it already.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And we get that because Vancouver doesn't have an unlimited budget like

Beijing, there will be some problems. Some are bad planning but can you really blame Vancouver for their weather? Clownzano does.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone that is half smart knows that Vancouver is the exact same climate as Seattle and maybe even Portland. i have no clue how they got awarded the games but it is the coolest down this side of Austin TX.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

um why are we talking olympics in this thread?

doesn’t that kinda belong in the quack fix?

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Because we're mocking Clownzano

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

ah. carry on then.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

*or even coolest town.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

They beat Sochi, South Korea

And it makes sense.

This has been a very bad snow year in the Pacific Northwest. Had it been last year, no problem with snow.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

There are pretty sweet mountains just north of Vancouver

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

yes. like portland and seattle they are 90 min away.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

that far?

man I was drunk last time I was up there, they seemed so close from the backseat

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s a couple closer, Cypress Mt, but whistler is farther away than Mt Hood is from PDX i’m pretty sure. maybe you just have to drive slower.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I went sledding down a hill using a refridgerator box I found behind the hotel

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

very nice.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

the trick is you gotta use the glossy side

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

Whistler is world class skiing, and I am sure this is one of the factors they considered along with the fact that Vancouver is a great city, truly cosmopolitan, with lots of cultural influences, great food, fantastic scenery it’s a pretty awesome city.

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Biggest city ever to host the WInter Olympics

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm headed up Friday

Hockey, Speed Skating and Curling FTW.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Curling=awesome

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Despite my previous comment to the contrary

I would love to go to the Olympics and I am jealous of you

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Beer is expensive up there

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

cuz PBR is an import. all their silly little taxes on “un-healthy” things.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll drink Molson's instead

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, just the Russians

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember a 24 pack of kokcanee being like $50

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

yep. Molson’s is the way to go. plenty of micro-breweries up there too.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Granville Island is amazing

they make a great wheat and the maple cream is one of my favorites.

by B Money on Feb 17, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Very cool market there.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i was supposed to. give my regards to Robson Street and apologize that i can’t make it.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Clownzano's latest column actually stated

That he was sure Beijing would have "solved the snow problem’. Yes they would have but that’s because they had unlimited $.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Human rights..dont need them

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And I'm not saying that China has that much more $ than Canada

Just that it was all about putting on a good impression for the world with China, so they spent mad $.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

they killed all the stray cats...

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

haha they would have hired hoards of peasant farmers to each carry a snowball from the Himalayas, times one million that is a lot of snow eh?

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Clownzano is such a dirty freaking bandwagoner.

He is the true epitome of a bandwagoner.

That Douchebag.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in Austin, and the skiing is terrible.

The snow is like asphalt, and the slopes are so flat sometimes I don’t even move. It’s way too hot for this down jacket, too.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 17, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaa

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Beard also charged

How does getting your ass kicked for “breaking up” a fight land you a 4th degree assault charge?

by DuckLaw11 on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

he was in a fight. had to get charged for something.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

By punching a bystander during the fight.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Did not hear about that.

by DuckLaw11 on Feb 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

From the RG, he is “charged with assaulting a 19-year-old woman during the fracas.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the term fracas

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Sausage Fest

wait, what are we talking about?

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd goddammit

I don’t know why bit I laughed my ass off at this

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't when it involves something bad

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh HRD syndrome

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

This isn’t a reply fail, I just made it confusing with my hullabaloo.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 17, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

oh snap. didnt see that. fracas is almost as good as smorgasbord.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

In a fight that big

Almost no one is ever blameless.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

someone on the ESPN message boards thingy said he punched a girl. the game of telephone is awesome.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

she was a tranny

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

*insert joke here*

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Who knows?

I doubt that one sticks.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, blood can be dangerously infectious...

And he was probably bleeding all over the guy’s foot.

by Hank Hosfield on Feb 17, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, lets talk about the most egregious crime here

what the fuck was LMJ doing in Springfield?

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

@ 2 AM

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

At least it wasnt Junction City or Cottage Grove

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Oakridge FTW

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe forgot you lived there

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing good happens in Springfield

After the bars close.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

you made a mistake

Nothing good happens in Springfield After the bars close

Fixed.

--Dave
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by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Can be fixed further

Nothing good happens in Springfield After the bars close

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

does this help your eyes?

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

If Maurice Clarett taught me anything

its is you want to mess up and ruin your career, go all the way CRAZY

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

vodka in your water bottle at mini-camp is fairly close to all the way crazy right?

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

If it had been gin, yes

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He taught me

that you should never go full retard.

I think it was Maurice Clarett anyway.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 17, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he did it.

Nothin' better than spray tanning, Jager bombs, and Duck sports, chief.

by The Impact on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

The Impact speaks truth

We hope.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY IMPACT!

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothin’ better than spray tanning, Jager bombs, and Duck sports, chief.

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

now if tako shows up

the world really is coming to an end!!!

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Tako's taking the day off.

He mumbled something about taking the law into his own hands on the way out the door. He left with like six Eddie Pleasants. I think he means business.

Nothin' better than spray tanning, Jager bombs, and Duck sports, chief.

by The Impact on Feb 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard he was asking friends

Which band instruments made the best weapons.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

UO Sports guy chimes in with his usual brilliance

Better do some quick damage control Williford, Oregon football is becoming a national laughingstock

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

link

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/UOsportsdude

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by skywaker9 on Feb 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate twitter

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate fatties.

Nothin' better than spray tanning, Jager bombs, and Duck sports, chief.

by The Impact on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The Impact would be a great porn name

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

About that,

Jersey Shore was in fact where Tako’s remarkably tan and ripped “The Impact” alter ego emerged.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

It’s The Impact!

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If we're going to be the next U, we need to step up our play on the field.

At this point we’re all infractions and no titles.

By the way, this is surprising to hear about LMJ. Knew he had a fast 40, but nothing in his SPARQ rating about having such a strong pimp hand.

by Hank Hosfield on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Jeez

I thought James was a nice quiet Texas boy. This one is a real shocker. If true, how can he be so STUPID.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

This is not a teachable moment

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:38 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

We now know LMJ will be drafted by the Bengals

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

I thought the Bengals only got the slow guys, after they fell past Al Davis’ skeletal hand.

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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

OregonLive story
Note:

It is not the first arrest for James, a 20-year-old from Texarkana, Texas, who was a redshirt freshman in the 2009 season. James was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and third-degree battery in June 2008, just prior to arriving in Eugene.

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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Err, should have added the following paragraph too
Those charges, stemming from a fight involving rival high school players, were dismissed in July of 2009.

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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha. small details.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

One thing that bugs me with the current state of college football

And I see it here now, is the justification of keeping someone around because no legal action took place. The wait-and-see approach. The “oh if these charges ended up getting dropped, then he didn’t do it” No, often times he did but a lack of evidence forced the DAs hand in not bringing up charges. Didn’t mean it didn’t happen

Now look, I am not one to believe in guilty until proven innocent, but its also clear to me that things happen a lot of times that end up not being prosecuted due to one reason or another. But the fact is, it still happened (I know he is technically “innocent”, but does anyone in here honestly believe OJ Simpson did NOT murder Nicole Brown??)

What I have to wonder is how long this is going to happen before something is done about it. Chip Kelly has kicked some people off the team, but it appears that for a player to be kicked off there either needs to be A) legal action, in which case really any head coach’s hands are tied; or B) it is a non-scholarship, non-role player. So when is a stand going to be made?

And by the way, I was the first Oregon State fan to say that Al Afalava should have been kicked off the team immediately following his DUI Hit-and-Run, so I don’t want to hear anyone claiming that I’m just a homer here

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

college has such a strange line where you can’t judge them all together i think. its supposed to be a place where you can learn and grow into a man. what responsibility does the coach/program have to be a father/mentor to all athletes when they promised the kids parent(s) to do exactly that? or at the first sign of trouble, to protect the coaches image, they boot a kid. i’m a believer in second chances (depending on the first offense) depending on the individual.

the part i think that gets fans, and opposing fans, fired up/annoyed is when a program uses the individual players worth (starter vs walk-on for example) to make these decisions. CK hasnt done this yet.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

save me the lecture…

all I hear is how Riley is such a classt guy. Afalava is all I think. Dont care if you thought he should have been kicked off the the team

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not defending Riley

I made that point so that this didn’t become an OSU/Oregon discussion, but rather a college football discussion. It just so happens that the team that is all over the police scanner lately happens to be your team and my rival. But it has nothing to do with Mike Riley

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you boycott your team after that?

We are all guility here

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying to boycott the team

But I wasn’t sitting here saying “Ok well let’s just wait and see what happens… maybe Al Afalava didn’t do it”

And who knows, maybe LMJ in fact didn’t do it. But we’ve had this discussion before, where’s the smoke, there’s [usually] fire

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

where’s the smoke, there’s [usually] fire

This type of attitude is so frustrating, and is ridiculously simplistic. It’s a convenient cop-out rather than actually looking into the situation to find out what actually took place.

Who the hell knows what happened with LMJ last night. He could very well be guilty. But the ramifications of this attitude have haunted countless innocent people throughout their lives.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That kind of reminds me of a local police bureau out here in the East PDX Metro.

They started a formal complaint against the judicial courts because they were letting people they arrested or pulled over free without any charges. Their basic argument was “If they were innocent, we wouldn’t have arrested them or pulled them over to begin with”

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m just happy they changed their minds about allowing people to raise chickens in Gresham.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Nahhh I agree completely

Football and sports in general do not reward good character, they reward talent and strenght. Alot of what is required to succeed in football is also what ruins the character of the person. Agression, a focus on only the physical and a “nothing can stop me attitude” can lead to the worst of acts, yet they will also get you paid millions.

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea but

Who will get paid more: Tebow or Stephen Jackson?

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Steven Jackson or Stephen Jackson? Tebow won’t make more than either cuz he won’t be in the league in 3 yrs. then again, he’ll prob make a billion dollars giving motivational speeches.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I still believe that Tim Tebow will make it somehow in the NFL. That guy is too motivated for his own good.

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

the next Steve Tasker maybe? me too. the NFL is too cut-throat to have good team guys on your 53 man team. i’m just not sure in a couple years when he shine wears off, if he’ll have skills which will help produce wins. then again, he can prob talk himself into being a Nose Tackle so what do i know….

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I just at some position somewhere, not necessarily at QB. The guy is a hell of an athlete, and quite frankly, an intriguing TE or FB prospect

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

thats why he’d be a great Super Steve Tasker. special teams in all about about effort.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You're absolutely right

I have read articles before discussing how the drive and mental side of these guys is what makes them millions but also what loses them millions (this discussing how pro athletes go broke)

But it still applies… The basic point is they go big in everything they do (except academics for certain people, but let’s be honest, 100+ guys per team, you’re going to have some bad apples) and this is no different. They do everything at 100 MPH and sometimes this can lead to “brain farts”

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The university and its employees can only publicly act in a limited manner before further details are known.

Most people like to see swift justice taken, but it is just as equally important to not take an irrational action. In irrational action would ultimately lead to injustice to the player.

The university likely hasn’t even been open for 5 hours.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They need to determine if it was a one timer or a character flaw

I dont think any of us could ever really know, but if Chip (who knows the players) thinks its was a one timer perhaps some leeway should be given…though he needs beaten for laying a hand on a woman.

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

If this had happened at OAC or Udub..

.. we’d be laughing our asses off, and you all know it.

We wouldn’t be giving him the benefit of the doubt.

In other words, we’d be doing exactly what THEY are doing.

It’s completely hypocritical to sit back and speculate.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, maybe you would.

I could honestly care less about what happens at other programs. No one is clean in college football.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There would certainly be a certain amount of glee...

but people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I don’t know the players on the team, and I can’t vouch for their morals or their decision making…just like I’m sure anyone who follows Udub or whatever team can’t for their team. You’ve got 85 kids on a scholarship and you’re going to have issues at times. We’ve had more than our fair share so far this year.

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 17, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And I see it here now, is the justification of keeping someone around because no legal action took place. The wait-and-see approach. The "oh if these charges ended up getting dropped, then he didn’t do it" No, often times he did but a lack of evidence forced the DAs hand in not bringing up charges. Didn’t mean it didn’t happen

Didn’t mean that it DID happen either, and like it or not, the best way to prove guilt is through out legal system.

So when is a stand going to be made?

A stand about what? Are you actually saying that people should be kicked off the team if they are innocent? And how in the world are you going to decide if someone is innocent or guilty? Or what actually happened? This type of attitude is why there are currently a significant amount of innocent people in prisons.

I think the perfect counter-example to this situation is the Duke lacrosse thing. A whole host of young men had their names trampled on because people were “taking a stand.” What a joke.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

then again, when i see someone wearing a “Duke Lacrosse” shirt, its very confusing on the statement they’re trying to make.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the perfect counter-example to this situation is the Duke lacrosse thing. A whole host of young men had their names trampled on because people were "taking a stand." What a joke.

Agreed. I guess I’m just saying that there seems to be a justification because nothing “legal” happens i.e. Jeremiah Masoli and about 50 players in the state of Florida (UF, FSU, Miami)

by The VD Special on Feb 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If nothing legal happens, then chances are that nothing of substance happened.

Above, you say that you’re not presuming guilt, and then you start talking about Masoli like he’s guilty.

So, what should happen, throw some likely innocent people under the bus because of some desire for vengeance (it’s obviously not a desire for justice)?

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess I’m having a somewhat hard time thinking of a situation where the evidence at hand is not enough for the legal system, but should be enough for the coach.

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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

unless the kid is just a knucklehead and keeps putting himself in bad situations over and over but never really does anything wrong. the coach sometimes just gets tired of putting up w/ it.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I guess I should have also added “where the legal system would care.” In this instance, can you (in the generic sense, not just the person I happen to be replying to) think of an outcome where the legal system comes up with “not guilty,” no punishable-but-not-criminal activity surfaces, and yet you feel CK should kick him off the team.

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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 17, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

not really. but can Ernie Kent kick TP off the team? i guess legally, its kinda like the argument of when someone is awarded civil damages but the person was found not guilty and didnt have to go to jail.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

For crimes against the sport of basketball?

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 17, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and for putting himself and teammates in bad positions…

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This post begs for someone to photoshop Lane Kiffen into a judge’s robe with a gavel and one of those old white powdered wigs with curls.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The way I see it,

due to the intertubes, our society now feels entitled to instant information and instant justice. The court of public opinion (at least on O-Live or similar places) has already crucified LMJ some 8 hours after his arrest.

A 19-yr-old kid’s entire future is at stake.

What percentage of domestic violence charges actually result in legal punishment for the accused?

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

very few

though that’s different from saying domestic violence doesn’t take place. Its usually the woman deciding not to press charges, or it comes out that the woman was hitting, too, and they mutually decide not to press charges, or something like that. But with domestic violece, there’s almost always fire with the smoke. Not saying everyone’s always guilty, but the chances are very high that LMJ did something.

--Dave
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by David Piper on Feb 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I think its as close to a given as we'll say that something happened

the question is two-fold
1) was it mutual
2) is it enough to warrant immediate ejection from the team

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

'Something'

is pretty vague, though.

‘Something’ that involves him angry with his hands around her throat is reprehensible. Even if she dropped the charges (and with DV, that could be because she’s afraid of retaliation), I would want him off the football team if that’s what came to light.

‘Something’ that involves an overreactive or vindictive ex-girlfriend trumping up charges is a different story. It happens. I’m not saying I think it happened here, but it happens.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 17, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

thats my point

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In these times of uncertainty

My grandpappy used to share some words of wisdom with me to help get through these troubled times. I hope his advice will help us all see past the Ducks offseason issues and to the better times ahead:

Yo, I rock the mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

by JonathanPDX on Feb 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

grandpappy was a wise, wise man…

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Tiger Woods.

Thank you for announcing that your scheduling a presser on Friday. Now this LMJ thing prob won’t even get mentioned on SportsCenter.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

If he's not immediately suspended, I'm very disappointed.

If he’s convicted, he’s off the team.

If he’s convicted and NOT off the team, I’m off the team.

Violence against women is my personal line in the sand.

This isn’t Nebraska. I don’t want players acting like Lawrence Phillips.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Fun Fact:

when Lawrence Phillips got in trouble for getting in a “fight” with one of his teammates, i’m not sure they ever said who it was. well, one afternoon, Phillips came back to his apt to find Eric Crouch sleeping w/ his gf. Eric Crouch ended up getting thrown down the stairs, etc. wow that team was crazy.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Crouch?

How bad to you have to be for Eric Crouch to steal your gf?

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

my brother and his wife lived out there back then. Nebraska is a crazy place. if you played football, you could basically get away w/ anything.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Get your Neb QBs right.

It was UO assistant Scott Frost who was with Phillip’s cheating girlfriend when Lawrence dragged her out of the apartment and down the steps by her hair.

by Hank Hosfield on Feb 17, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

apologies.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How do we know it was a woman?

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 17, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it’d be a waaay better story if they were fighting over a guy.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

"If he's not immediately suspended, I'm very disappointed."

  I love your work benzi-d but its too early for this kind of a judgement.

 k-n-e-e-j-e-r-k, don’t do it

"We'll go."

by DONALDUCK on Feb 17, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

good Ted Miller article:

Here’s a guess that Kelly delivered a stern message about personal conduct in a team meeting in late-January. That message, however, may not have sunk in, at least based on the allegations against James.

One of the tough things about being a college coach is you are held accountable for things which you have little to no control over. But that’s part of the job. Guys get paid very well to win and run a clean program, and the buck ultimately stops on the coach’s desk.

Here’s another guess. Kelly, now a wizened coaching veteran, will again deliver a stern message to his team. This one may go up to 11 on the volume, too.

Oregon fans surely will hope this time the message resonates as if it were coming from the Oval Office.

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/8007/the-tumult-at-oregon-continues

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

yeah.

Even if these allegations prove to be partially, or completely false, there’s been waaaaaay too much shit involving legal trouble around here this offseason for my liking

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s another guess. Kelly, now a wizened coaching veteran, will again deliver a stern message to his team. This one may go up to 11 on the volume, too.

I read this as Miller’s guess that LMJ could be done with the Ducks.

Obviously we’re a few carts before the horses here, but if he’s convicted of any of these things, then yeah, I’m guessing that’s what’ll happen.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 17, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i didnt necessarily read it that way. my take was that everyone is on probation and they need to start looking out for each other. i still think he should go “Friday Night Lights” every day of the week.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

jackpot

finally we have a tad bit of information. the register guard article with interviews

key excerpt:

springfield police arrested James, 20, on charges of fourth-degree assault, menacing and strangulation, all under under the state’s Abuse Prevention Act. Bail has not been set and he remained in custody this morning at the Lane County Jail.

Udner the oregon abuse prevention act, the police MUST make an arrest when domestic violence is involved/alleged.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

isnt that the case every where??

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

You have to make an arrest in a DV case here in Washington as well. Usually, though, it is simply a 4th degree assault booking

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and one final statement from bellotti
"I think we’ll have more information this afternoon and I think that we’ll have a statement," Bellotti said

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe so but I only checked oregon's online

anyway the point is that all she has to do is allege it, and the police MUST arrest him. Regardless of what happened, the charges are filed based upon her story.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

another key excerpt
Police said James’ 22-year-old girlfriend alleged the incident occurred Monday evening outside his apartment on Gateway Street. She reported it to police Tuesday afternoon, and officers arrested him a short time later at an apartment near Autzen Stadium, Springfield police Sgt. Tom Borchers said.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hence Tiger Woods making up his weird story and not saying “she hit me and chased me out of the house w/ a golf club.” cuz she would’ve had to go to jail.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ORS 163.187

163.187. (1) A person commits the crime of strangulation if the
person knowingly impedes the normal breathing or circulation of
the blood of another person by:
  (a) Applying pressure on the throat or neck of the other
person; or
  (b) Blocking the nose or mouth of the other person.

(3) Strangulation is a Class A misdemeanor.
   { + (4) Notwithstanding subsection (3) of this section,
strangulation is a Class C felony if:
  (a) The crime is committed in the immediate presence of, or is
witnessed by, the person’s or the victim’s minor child or
stepchild or a minor child residing within the household of the
person or victim;
  (b) The person used, attempted to use or threatened to use a
dangerous weapon while committing the crime;
  © The person caused physical injury to the victim while
committing the crime;

So it appears to me that you can be charged with strangulation for covering someone’s mouth OR nose, which I think is not probably what most people think about when they hear that word, I know had a different idea. We also know that no physical injury was incurred because he was charged with the misdemeanor instead of the felony. This is why we wait to see how things shake out in the end before drawing conclusions.

I wasn’t there I don’t know what happened, but my theory based on absolutely no first hand knowledge is he arguing with his girlfriend, she’s screaming at him in front of his place, and he covered her mouth and said stop yelling at me in front of the whole world. I’m not saying that is what happened, nor am I saying that justifies laying his hands on her in a fight, but it is a whole lot less serious than if he had STRANGLED her the way I was thinking about it.

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

The report says:

That she is saying he grabbed her by the neck and threw her to the ground. So the strangling may have been incidental to him throwing her. I too was invisioning him with both hands around the neck….either way he’s an ass but to understand I need to know what precipitated the confrontation…

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok i didn’t read the report

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by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t either. Got a link?

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

With fairly clear allegations being made, and an arrest being made, I think we’ll have more info on this fairly soon (at least compared to the Masoli situation).

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The 4th paragraph said "pushed her to the ground" Not "threw her."

When I saw this ‘small’ difference. it puts the situation in a different seeming context to me. I don’t want LMJ to be an asshole maybe,

"We'll go."

by DONALDUCK on Feb 17, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OT, and possible not the best forum fur such things

But does anyone know how to actually watch the olympics? I see womens downhill is happening live today, yet could not find it anywhere online or on television. Is it all just delayed coverage at select times? Am I missing something?

by eedgaar on Feb 17, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Nope. NBC sucks.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

its delayed. only a few events are live which is dumb since we’re in the same time zone. the events will either be on NBC, CNBC, USA, MSNBC or Universal.

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by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

CNBC, and MSNBC have stuff on all day, but its usually stuff like curling. A lot of the stuff on NBC is tape delayed. There is also a site online at NBC Olympics.com you have to download their player, but you have to be a cable or satellite subscriber and they will need to confirm that, but there is a bunch of stuff there.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Feb 17, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They are tape-delaying EVERYTHING for the “benefit” of viewers on the West Coast. Even though the events are happening in our time zone.

They can get away with this with the Olympics, because the Olympics are all about Casual Sports Fans, and they think we’d rather be “convenienced” than see things live.

I’m Tivoing everything, anyway, so, screw ’em.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

and if anyone feels like a good argument

berkowitz basically says we’ve ursurped the U as the thug program

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

I would advise all ATQers just to ignore that piece that makes Canzano appear rational.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

its funny they say they are “awaiting” all the duck fans to come over to their blog. didnt they ban everyone after Masoli? at least Cougfan is making our rational points for us…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

on a related note, nike announced today plans for an Oregon line of jumpsuits…

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just ignore them. It isn’t worth the trouble.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

its adorable. like a 3yr old.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

well we have to be cheating in order to drop beat downs on them every year.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

the caption under the picture of CK is actually pretty funny.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure they are insinuating that our entire athletic dept hands out syringes and pills to everyone…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignore them.

Do not feed the trolls… especially at their spawning grounds.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

In his defense, he put an end to it.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

in his humorous back-handed way…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not really me defending Oregon

It’s more you have to realize football is a violent sport and there’s been many studies showing how that translates to off field incidences. To point to steroids, or even ask the question, is ridiculous. In this day and age, steroids is the answer to all questions, when there is plenty of evidence pointing to other things in cases like these.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

of course. educated opinions are not looked upon in a good light over there.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the bright side

Now Lache Seastrunk can do for Lamichael what Lamichael did for Blount.

"We will not settle for average, we will strive for greatness." Chip Kelly

by Duck_In_NC on Feb 17, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

we have no clue what happened yet so saying the job is lache's is bogus

however there is certainly a fire…the size of which is TBA

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

It’s just hard to not jump to conclusions, every time it feels like somethings over something else comes up.

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by Duck_In_NC on Feb 17, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

according to the article too

James has a court hearing scheduled for 1:30 Pacific Time

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

quote from the espn article
James awaits an arraignment hearing at 4:30 p.m. ET, a jail spokesperson told Miller.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

cue the fight song.

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

somebody make a sign and get down to the courthouse:

LaMichael is spanish for freedom!!!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought about going (i'm 5 mins from the L.C. courthouse

but i figured it wasn’t a good excuse for missing school :P

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Note: “Fight song” does not equate to having permission to throw any punches, or encouraging to any domestic disputes, that could including but not limited to, strangulation, assault or menacing.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Member FDIC

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

probably a little bit after we find out about “Frat Gate”

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

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by dvieira on Feb 17, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

goddammit i figured out why this happened

Rob Moseley is out of town!!! The curse strikes again!

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry, old Teddie Miller is on the case!

by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is all starting to remind me a little too much of the 1981 offseason..

.. what with the allegations of theft, fights, now an abuse arrest, and a general lawless attitude.

Back then it was a lack of institutional control, combined with players who had a skewed sense of their own entitlements.

At this point it’s nowhere near the crisis of the ‘80s — the NCAA isn’t putting us on probation this time — and the program is vastly superior now. Still, it hurts to see all this happening.

I do NOT want to win the Fulmer Cup.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Is it bad that I just had a huge grin thinking about winning the Fulmer Cup?

Also, we have a long ways to go to win the Fulmer Cup. It’s a long offseason. Heck, if nothing else happens this offseason, we wouldn’t even have made last years final board.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Youd think

At least Michigan State would be beating us….didnt they have a battle royal?

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

if you call running into a frat w/ masks on and beating up everyone in sight a battle royal. might have went to last years standings…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 17, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That was during the season, though, right? If so, it doesn’t count.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 17, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dukes beating you for a pellet gun spree

Here’s the big board

Also, only off-season thuggery counts towards cup standings

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really not concerned yet. If it continues, I’ll move in that direction.

But unless more legal issues occur, I just don’t see this really sticking around.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fulmer Cup piece on Oregon I posted earlier was hilarious

I think James is in the lead for the Ellis T. Jones award now, but can’t hold a candle to the man himself.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LMJ is weak compared to the Jones or the other past winners. 5 points? That said, he’s the highest profile of any contender.

(I also wouldn’t be surprised to see a couple points taken off later when all is said and done)

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He's got nothing on Jones

The man’s a legend. Also, last years winner’s pistol whipping spree is quite hilarious.

The moral of the story is the Fulmer Cup is awesome.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It certainly takes away some of the sting.

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny article.

We are amassing a frightening amount of Fulmer Cup points though.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It's early

Wait until the SEC goes on their usual mid-offseason crime sprees

by Brian Floyd on Feb 17, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fulmer Cup

The whole thing including the rules almost made me pee myself laughing.

by John Berkowitz on Feb 17, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep,

It is my favorite EDSBS tradition.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Citizens of AtQ!

While Project Eddie Pleasant Mayhem was unsuccessful in liberating young LaMichael, we did leave many flaming bags of poo on many doorsteps. We also gang-tackled anyone wearing an orange shirt (the Home Depot at Delta Oaks will never be the same again), and hit up the Cas Center for a light core workout. Man, that juice bar is delicious! All in all, it was a fun morning. Either that, or I’m at home with a cold and just had a really great Nyquil-induced hallucination dream. Either way, there are like fifteen Eddie Pleasants praying in a circle in my living room, and David Paulson is seated in the middle on a throne looking confused and, frankly, a little freaked out.

It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

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by Takimoto on Feb 17, 2010 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

how on earth did the pleasant army fail?

tako have you lost your touch?

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by axemen23 on Feb 17, 2010 2:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Called back

For a Bair hands to the face penalty.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 17, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s gonna be the last time we bring him. He’s too tall. It’s too cumbersome.

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by Takimoto on Feb 17, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So, my day started out with the LMJ news.

Obviously, an ordinary day would be completely ruined at that point. But today was special. Today was the day that my shiny new monitor, which was unfathomably larger than the 15" piece of junk that came with my computer, was supposed to be delivered.

I rushed home early from work, delighted to find no “Sorry we missed you!” door tag on my apartment.

I came inside and waited. Not ten minutes later, I heard a sequence of knocks, followed by the familiar “UPS!” announcement. Success!

He placed the box in my hands. The box was even bigger than I’d imagined it would be. This was going to dwarf my crappy old monitor. It was exactly what I’d wanted, and was the only thing that could distract me from the LaMichael bullcrap. For a few brief seconds, I’d forgotten.

Excited, and mercifully distracted, I opened the box. I was greeted by a warning label on the protective sheer wrapping of the monitor:

I hate my life.

(Image stolen from some random blog, but it’s the same one. For reals.)

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 17, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

DON’T STRANGLE!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently some information is going to be released soon that exonerates LMJ to a certain extent

This has been confirmed by three different people on educk including Marty, but still it’s message board rumor for now

by ppilot on Feb 17, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate the not spreading rumors

Buuuuut I would like some more details on these rumors (I am not above rumormongering) do you have a link or something I can wet my beak with?

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Thugs

When the University of Oregon become thug U. This is ridiculous. Chip Kelly and Mike Bellotti better set some off season rules or next thing you know, Oregon is going into the season with their best players.

by quackingbites822 on Feb 17, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

If only they’d implemented that whole “don’t break the law” rule, everything would be ok!

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by jtlight on Feb 17, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh my gosh… that’s a brilliant idea!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 17, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't follow

Maybe in your rage you missed some key words, letters or something?

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally

Some reason from the chaos.

by Andomania on Feb 17, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d, emphatically.

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by ProbablyMonty on Feb 17, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Just Nyquil?

And if so, can we give out Nyquil stickers next Tuesday?

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 17, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

Classic Hood River Duck.

Barner + Seastrunk + Williams + Alston + Huff + Lowe...

by CaDuck on Feb 17, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I....don't even have words for this.

NEVER would have expected this from LMJ. Why do so many athletes make these decisions when they have so much talent…I don’t even know what to say

LaMichael to you, THE Michael to me....I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 17, 2010 3:27 PM PST reply actions