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Chip Kelly speaks out on the recent incidents involving Oregon football players

Throughout the turmoil with the football team over the of the past few weeks, Chip Kelly has kept fairly silent. While we have been informed that some players have been kicked off the team, during allegations against the Ducks two biggest stars, we haven't heard too much. And that's led to a good deal of speculation from many sources.

In what seems to be a response to that speculation, Chip Kelly spoke out today (video of his press conference is after the jump). And in doing so, he reinforced why I am so glad that he's the head coach of the University of Oregon football team. This is the exact response that I wanted from him.

The first thing that came across during the press conference is that Chip Kelly has taken these matters very seriously. He made very clear that these types of incidents will not be tolerated, and that there will be consequences for actions.

He talked about how the culture they strive for is an every day process, and it's not a matter of simply responding to incidents as they arrive. Kelly stressed that the coaching staff is as proactive as they can be. From Kelly:

We talk about doing the right things every day. There's a right way to conduct yourself, and a wrong way to conduct yourself. And our players know that. But if they cross the line, they also know there's gonna be punishment for it.

Star-divide

I think that this attitude displayed itself in the work ethic of last season, and how the coaching staff conducted itself. The Ducks won the Pac-10 title because they did things the "right way." They worked hard and practiced hard. That was the culture of the team. That said, there were also set backs along the way. LeGarette Blount's famous meltdown was met with a quick decision. While some will talk as if Kelly's eight game suspension was weak in some way, as Kelly pointed out in his press conference today, Blount's punishment was eight times longer than what was required by the NCAA. On top of that, Kelly talked about how there were players held out of games because they didn't attend classes per team rules.

It seems like there are clear rules for the team, and Kelly will not hesitate to make a decision, when he has all the facts. It's very important that we consider this, as Kelly was very clear that there will not be a rush to judgement. In fact, Kelly did not talk to LaMichael James until last night.

To me, this is what I want to see from our head coach. I have no doubt that Kelly will not tolerate these types of incidents, and will bring down the hammer when necessary. But it's also about doing what is just, and to improve the character of the men on the team.

While others are flipping out about the lawlessness of the football team, I'm happy with Kelly's response so far. He's responded to those situations where he has the information, and is withholding judgment on those which requires it. This is exactly what should be happening.

Now, that's not to say that Kelly's job is finished. He may have some very tough decisions to make coming up. But if this press conference showed us anything, it's that he's ready to stick to his guns, and hold his players to the program rules.

So, once again, we wait, and trust that Kelly will do right by his players, the university, and the community. And I'm confident he'll do just that.

 


 

A few more notes on the press conference:

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“Whether you have a spotlight on you or a flashlight on you, if you are doing things the right way, you have nothing to wory about.”

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

(Reporter) Can you elaborate on who paid for this source of light you speak of?

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal Reporter: Isn’t having light an unfair advantage to your school over others in the Pac 10.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we obtained the flashlight after it de-commited from UW.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 19, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

UW said they didnt really need light anyways…

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by NEP on Feb 19, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

"Many people connect you re-instating LGB and all of the offseason issues now, what are your thoughts on that?"

WTF? Who the hell has drawn that conclusion?

Who let a Fuskie into the building?

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

My opinion is that you have lost control of your program CK

CK: Not only is your opinion wrong, it is also porn.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha i love the interview.

the stupid reporters seem to be asking the same stupid questions just phrased differently but Kelly stands strong

Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos

by 6meangreen6 on Feb 19, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Man, Kelly is pissed

This is great. Pissed at the players, pissed at the reporters, don’t get in his line of fire.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 19, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously

Every time a reporter asked another stupid question, I was afraid that Coach Kelly would just completely go off on one of them and end up in a Coors Light coach commercials.

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

does anyone know what/if CK drinks? we need to send him a care package w/ an attached note.

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by NEP on Feb 19, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Corona

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case

We need to send him a care package w/ an attached lime or two.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 19, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Never!

CK is a scotch man…or at least a not-Corona man

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 19, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

look it up, chief

s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I­­­­­­­­

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 19, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

its true

he drinks corona

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by QuackinAK on Feb 19, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon coach Chip Kelly says he’s not ready to take disciplinary action against LaMichael James, the star tailback arrested this week on domestic violence charges.

yes. thats exactly how he came off.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4929189

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by NEP on Feb 19, 2010 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

hahahaha

Reporter: Hypothetically if LMJ is not convicted will he be punished by the team?
CK: I don’t deal in hypotheticals

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Reporter: Chip, you spoke with LMJ after he got out of jail. How did he do in that environment?

Chip: He won the day.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 19, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If by day you mean soap and by won you mean...

This thread had to tun homoerotic at some point.

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone get a screen cap of Tony Dungy at the figure skating last night representing in the Oregon football hat? i think that’s all we need to know.

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by NEP on Feb 19, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

Was he actually wearing a UO hat?

Cool.

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ya. saw it on sportscenter. they showed him and Jerry Jones (cowboys owner). didnt recognize the hat but it said “Oregon Football” might have been small letters that said “I am in no way representing Oregon Basketball”

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by NEP on Feb 19, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I still maintain my dream of seeing him coach defense for us.

Imagine the recruiting! IMAGINE!!!

DAMN YOU JUJU!!! You make about as little sense as John Clownzano!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Axemen23 Bullet Point Time

1) Chip Kelly is the man when it comes to dealing with shit like this. He stood strong, came in and said effectively “This is what we do, this is what we hold our players to, and those of you that don’t like it or don’t think it works, well Fuck You.”

2) He isn’t gonna make any decisions until timing forces him too. If anything comes out about Masoli (and for the record i would love to be dead wrong about that), LMJ won’t be dealt with till near spring training, and same for beard

3) He takes character extremely seriously on the recruiting trail. This is why we will never see any of the internal stuff like at USC while we are under Chip Kelly’s rule

4)Chip Kelly doing the Stanky Leg would be the best thing ever.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

All valid points indeed.

Is it the spring game yet?

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

These are numbers: 1), 2), 3), 4)

s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I­­­­­­­­

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 19, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Get your fancy pants math out of here.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 19, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a couple of things to say to you

1) math is not fancy
b) writing is an art not a science, and finally
• Fancy pants are fun to wear

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer blue jeans myself

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Or sweatpants

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Or overalls

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FTW

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 19, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

cmon shu you're better than this!

I-T-S-A-L-L-S-H-U-R-F-A-U-L-T

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it's all shur fault

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Its alls hurfa ult

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of video games are they feeding you kids these days?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 19, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

good ones.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

PBR

Prune Blue Ribbon

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

if anyone makes prune beer

they should be sent to hell on the spot.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

you need to ask jtlight about prune alcohol

sorry Jared

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think jared owes us a story time...

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s plum wine, and it’s freaking terrible.

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by jtlight on Feb 19, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/2038939.html

I guess Eberhard A. Klepper is in hell

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

kLepper?

Duh, Everyone knows that Leppers go to hell.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Spelling fail :)

Hate to be like axemen…at least my criticisms are correct

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

After 15 years, you get used to it.

At least I don’t live remotely near any Beaver or Fuskie fans

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh trust me it sucks

my dad and little brother are beavers, and my stepdad was a fusky

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you become a Duck?

Your family are just a bunch of Beavers. I mean, you live in a pile of sticks on a lake for petes sake!

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Kent State! Kent State!

Both of my parents are UC Santa Barbara Gauchos.

Woo Hoo.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

The only breed of Kent State Akron Oregon Duck on the planet. An endangered species!

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Rare indeed.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my intent,

in order to create an awful joke.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo!
It’s all about how far you can spit!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 19, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

what kind of game is this shu

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How far you can spit

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

um i can launch watermelon seeds…

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The first screenshot is The Secret of Monkey Island.

The second one is Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 19, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

not true

moseley was not at this event. Schroder was covering for him (and got his ass mentally kicked by CK)

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

CK was NOT happy with George.

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by QuackinAK on Feb 19, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

George can write but his 'thinker' is under duress and has been for some time.

Last time he and I ‘talked’ he was pro-BcS, anti-playoff and couldn’t be budged. Therefor, suspect in my estimation.
CK was in his grill.

"We'll go."

by DONALDUCK on Feb 19, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Take it with a grain of salt but

UO sports dude is reporting that Masoli will be arrested soon

I especially love the part about “the boss of my friend who’s a parole officer said”

Classic.

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by QuackinAK on Feb 19, 2010 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

This is the meat of his comments

1. unknown parole officer dad of unknown friend says he will be “most likely arrested tonight” (UOSD mentions being skeptical)
2. UOSD talks to unknown friend at SAE house (this sounds familiar) who says that ESPN’s Shelley Smith told Max Wolford she wants to do a story and that “UO Athletic Department Officials told her that Masoli was going to be arrested soon”

I find item 2 a little hard to believe. Why would Shelley Smith tell Max, a victim in an ongoing case, that there was going to be arrest and that arrest had to do with presumably confidential information from the UO Athletic Department given to an ESPN reporter.

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by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give him credit in that he says a number of places that he is skeptical and that they are just rumors. The headline writing isn’t very clear on that though and the “this is speculation but it’s confirmed speculation from 2 sources” isn’t a very good ending.

middle of it good! Beginning and End are a little reachy

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by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the friend of a friend of an unnamed source that kills me.

C’mon, man. How much flak did you take for this in the first place?

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 19, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

From DuckSportsNews on Twitter

“Rumors about a Masoli arrest are FALSE. Both EPD & Lane Co Jail officials confirm Masoli is not in, has not been in Lane Jail "

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith (UOSD) has a new post up: Here

Seriously, leave the “real” journalism to the professionals. Continue to focus on your comedy writing.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

An open letter to the UO Sports Dude

Do you understand everything people have been saying about journalistic ethics?

Do you understand the difference between what is, and is not, a credible source?

Do you understand that by posting this sort of thing, you simply fuel a fire that may very well have no business burning?

Do you understand, assuming that you’re wrong, the personal damage that you could cause to Masoli?

Do you understand why Chip Kelly waits until he has confirmed facts to comment about stories?

Do you understand that there are more important things than being the first to break a story?

Do you understand the possible effect this could have on your desired future career as a journalist?

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 19, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I am now certain that Twitter is like Meth for aspiring journalists. They think it will be something that will help them do better, except it’s really really bad for you and will eventually ruin your life.

Just like Meth, if any of you EVER see me say anything good about Twitter, you have the right to plunger rape me.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I completely agree

I’ve been saying that Twitter was a pox upon our society since its inception.

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by ProbablyMonty on Feb 19, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to take this time to make sure everyone is aware that ATQ is on Twitter! Please follow us for all kinds of interesting tidbits that are too short to post on ATQ.

http://twitter.com/AddictedToQuack

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by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

bahahaha nice timing dave

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah nice job

Dave

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Dave, nice job!

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by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, nice job me

wait, whaaa?

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by David Piper on Feb 19, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I follow! woo!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I follow moseley but not you ;)

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Only difference is, ATQ will exist without Twitter. Some “Journalistic” (and I use that word loosely) places would not.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well played, sir.

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by ProbablyMonty on Feb 19, 2010 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Nice

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

go call him tubby next

see what that gets you

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

Call who “Tubby”?

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lendale?

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude you really need to learn how replies work on here

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he really, really, really

wants to write for the Oregonian some day.

by omb on Feb 19, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm didn't someone else on here say that this morning....

funny that came up again ;)

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

and goddammit I have legit sources even though I can't divulge them

(insert chip kelly stare here)

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

of course they will

that’d be like the US army saying in advance who we were targeting before we went after them.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hearing isn't believing.

Seeing is.

When I see an official report that says Masoli is/is going to be in jail, I’ll buy it.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and I will rub it in your face

that you didn’t believe me when ive told YOU who my sources are.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't be celebrating the indictment/arrest

I’ll be celebrating that you doubted me when I’m obviously putting my ass on the line in some respect by coming out and saying this

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

are so sure?

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

first of all

what’s with the double posting? Secondly, I’d be overjoyed if I was dead wrong on this, but the fact is that I wouldn’t be saying anything like this if i wasn’t certain that my sources were credible

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you being sarcastic?

Or do you genuinely believe that Masoli is in trouble. Because I will be honest, if you don’t divulge your “super secret sources”, nobody is going to believe you.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

If i could, I would, but frankly I know these sources are credible and would have a pretty good idea as to what’s going on with that grand jury.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well,

I will believe you when the official report is released. Until then, I just can’t buy it.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

My sources say youre all idiots

And this dick measuring I’ve got sources and you don’t contest is ridiculous.

The end

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No you are wrong. cougfan is great and is more than welcome here. unless you’re being sarcastic

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Option #2.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me all the names you want

but you’ll feel stupid when it comes to fruition

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody stop

or I’ll put an end to this really fucking quickly. Final warning.

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by David Piper on Feb 19, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard a rumor

that Ernie Kent is being arrested for impersonating a Division I NCAA basketball coach.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

ok

that gets a rec as well.

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm...

I heard one that TP’s being arrested for impersonating a D1 Basketball player.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If you saw it on Twitter,

Well, it would be official!!!

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

while this may be true, there are a lot of people still feeding into it…myself included. We all need to shut up about it because there is no source of credible information and until there is, there is nothing to talk about. “My buddy who knows a guy who is friends with X person” is not a source and isn’t news.

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Eugene PD and Lane Co. PD both say nothing has happened, that’s why I’m not believing these sources. That’s as official as it gets. It’s getting out of control at this point.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

until it does, then we’ll go from there. Until then, you are no better than anyone else who is “speculating”. Knock it off

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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 19, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m just catching up. Listening to CK bitch-slap Schroeder and Co.

Sheesh. Remember when reporters used to write the story and hit the bars and chain-smoke afterwards? Did I miss the transistion from ink-stained wretches to Stalwart Defenders of what they think is appropriate behavior by those they cover?

I think George Schroeder’s a pretty good writer, but it’s always eye-opening to hear how a columnist “gets” the story… they can come off looking rather tool-ish.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but benzduck, you have to remember they don’t teach civics or social studies in high school anymore, so what you are saying is all new information to many here.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Honda Civics, maybe..

Assuming they still have some kind of auto repair classes in high school, the way we did back in the day…

After I graduated I let shop class at my alma mater work on my Datsun 510. It came back to me with the same problem and a missing tape deck.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They do too teach auto in high school!

I actually took auto, and AP Gov. So there ya go.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Circle of life.

My Civics teacher teaches AP Gov too

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

But the real question. Does he teach surf P.E?

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My Civics teacher was the football coach.

At least my senior year he was. Soph and junior years were coached by a PE teacher. We went 0-18.

Senior year, new coach puts in a wishbone offense. Led the league in offense. Last in defense. But we won three games.

Year after I graduated, they went 0-9 again, and I believe only scored 6 pts all season.

None of this, of course, has anything to do with auto shop.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird.

June Jones was your high school teacher/coach?

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Way back then he was probably only March or April.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Coach Kelly ripped George Schroeder a new A-hole.

It was the most awesome display of verbal beration I have seen in some time.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If I could rec this 1 million times I would

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S ONE KID SAYING THIS!!!

I’ve been saying it all along that I don’t buy it. Rec’d.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

watch it ian

i’m older than you ;)

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

17>16

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn't change the math

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

TQA8 not being an idiot > axemen being an idiot

It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"

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by Takimoto on Feb 20, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 20, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How does that connect us?

It doesn’t.

(Rec’d for Spaceballs Reference)

Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 19, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

reply. fail.

Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 19, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Um.

Duck baseball game is streaming live on bigwest.tv if you’re interested. Head to the open thread and join…um…only me so far

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry. Blazer game is on.

I don’t get to see many, living on the east coast. Otherwise I’d be watching.

Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 19, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OT. But still amazing.

Prince as a baller. In the lower right corner.

Game, blouses.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:04 PM PST reply actions  

What's amazing

is the total volume of afro in this shot.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

goddamn

that’s enough hair to carpet a house

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's just #12

The rest of the guys could sod a football field.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

To distract you all and get away from all the rumors

While I wait for Moos to respond to our offer….the question is: is he awesome, or super duper awesome?

And if he takes it, you’re welcome for that extra 1.4 mil you guys get to keep.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Hmmm,

Option C.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I must admit,

It is nice to see a reason for happiness among the WSU faithful.

Even though I still haven’t forgiven you guys for Ryan Leaf.

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

option D

wicked awesome

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I think he is awesome? Not really. Do I think he will do well for you guys. Absolutely yes.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened surround his departure

I know his track record at Oregon, I just don’t know about the end

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

he couldn't get the arena built

so our noble owner Uncle Phil kicked him to the curb.

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by David Piper on Feb 19, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Thatd make sense

Seemed like he did pretty well the rest of his tenure. Was just curious how Oregon fans felt about him

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

This

Plus I think his shine had worn off a little amongst a number of the Oregon faithful. He’s got a good track record, and a great resume so he’ll do really well for you guys getting the Dept organized and moving in the right direction.

If memory serves right he was on board for the Autzen expansion so if you’re planning on turning that high school football stadium in Pullman into something a little better, he should be able to help

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

well you also need money. and Moos has shown that he can organize the followers and get things moving. He’ll help bring in money to WSU

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

right in the middle of it

Phase three got halfway to the goal thus far. Its the luxury box, club seat phase. If he can finish that up on schedule it’ll be a success.

I think its more for the fundraising aspect with him being able to attract our donors and entice them to pay up that makes him attractive to us

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

He’ll do it. You’re lucky to have a good AD coming in to help finish this off. I was at UO for Moos and I really don’t have bad things to say about him. I know the Matt Court project stalled, but not all of that is his fault. We have to remember there are still a lot of hippies in Eugene and any development is going to be impeded by them.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh,

I say we just lay down the cement slab over the hippies.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of it is how long the AD is around

Sometimes you just need new blood. Our outgoing AD did well but he’s hit a point where he just can’t bring in the money. He was never great at it anyway, but a new AD, especially Moos, should reenergize whatever base we have

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a good pick up. Now, what do you think he’ll do about your whole football coaching situation. 1 year? 2 years?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes had two and is on year three

Third year is the benchmark in rebuilds with new coaches

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

If he goes after Frost or Greatwood. You and I will no longer be friends

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

campbell or neal too

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

meh. I’m not sure that is the right way. I’d go after Wilcox.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a huge john neal fan

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by axemen23 on Feb 19, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but Wilcos has been a coord for a couple years now and has shown the ability to recruit to nobody places (BSU) . Trust me, I’d rather not face him every year, but he would be the perfect pick up for WSU

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

tell you what, any improvement at UT this year after what went on this off season. He’ll have schools knocking at his door

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows.

He could suffer from Charlie Strong syndrome. Amazing D-coordinator that for whatever reason takes forever to get a head coaching gig.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Doubt it. He’ll be a HC sooner rather than later.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Could very well be the case.

I still maintain that he just happened to catch us at very lucky times. No QB the first time, and no o-line the second time!

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Come to think of it,

He will probably be the HC at Tennessee after Dooley gets fired by the end of the season.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of fired..

Whatever happened to Mike Leach?

Is he just off on his pirate ship somewhere?

I like that guy.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

damn phone

Not sure why nobody took a run at him

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

no shit.

If he can stow his ego for a while he might wind up back as an OC somewhere.

Can’t keep him bottled up for long.

 TT folks are going to be pretty frustrated going from Leach to Tuberville on offense…

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Tuberville is already talking about running the ball more.

It will be a slow, clock eating death for Texas Tech.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep,

He is busy at work aiming his cannons at Lubbock Texas. Or at Craig James’ smug face. Either way…

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of James..

i guess it’s the offseason, but we don’t seem to have seen that annoying smirky Eric-Dickerson-Made-Me-Famous mug of his much since this all went down.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot imagine that many people would want to hear what he has to say.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

See below for why Im biased to Akey

Wilcox does sound enticing as well

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Position coach top 3,

1) Azzinaro. This guy could coach a 5’ nerd into a Dwight Freeney.
2) Gary Campbell. Churns out 1000 yard rushers right and left.
3) Pellum. Eddie Pleasant.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 3

1. Greatwood (check out who gets out recuits)
2. Neal (see #1)
3. Azz (motivational guy)

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling that Azzinaro will be our recruiting stud this season.

He landed Heimuli, and was so close to landing Easley, Owa, King etc…

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It all comes down to affordability

Where gonna have to buy Wulff out and pay a new coach. I have no idea the direction but id run through a brick wall for Akey if I was one of his players. Talked with him quite a few times and he’s awesome

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I get Akey. Somewhat regional guy, good coach. I get it, but I would go after someone young with an up and coming potential. Akey buys you a year or two after he’s built the program back up.

Wilcox can build the program up in a year or two

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

the second part becomes who would stay

We’ve got an abandonment complex

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You got to get over that. Oregon was a stepping stone school until they hired a young up and coming O-coordinator and gave him his shot at HC. Now? Not so much

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess at this point we might as well take a flier on a hot shot

We’ve got nothing at all to lose so its low risk high reward

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:59 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Low risk High reward

couldn’t say it better myself. Now, what do we do about our MBB coach? That’s a tougher question, since I just solved your football coaching issue

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the safe play is at the end of the bench

With the money you can spend and a new court that is going to be ridiculously awesome, I think you could lure a big name.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Who?

I don’t want so old crusty has been who loafs on the recruiting trail. I want a young hit it hard get people and kids excited kind of guy.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cougfan just said someone with a big name.

Owamagbe Odighizuwa to coach mens BBall?

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by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And thats the tough question

Cameron Dollar at Seattle U? I can’t think of a ton off the top of my head

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

thats a good name

I was thinking of someone from the mid west where a lot of our recruiting has focused on lately. keep growing that pipe

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dollar would give immediate inroads into seattle at least

He was the money recruiter for Romar. Unfortunately I don’t know much midwest basketball (I hate big 10 ball) and can’t think of newbies there.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’d poach a mid major. I’m going to be watching the tourney for a mid major to steal from this year

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My personal preference you be Wojencheidhski (Duke ex PG and now assistant coach).

It’ll never happen though

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about him

He’s a good choice, but we all know where he’s going to end up. Just waiting til coach K keels over

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think Johnny what’s his name will take that job. Wojo will move on before that happens. But I think he’ll stay on the east coast… damnit

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

See bottom of page.

I tire of reading these skinny columns out here at level 6+.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Get trifocals old man :)

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What, and lose one focal?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 20, 2010 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

One year if there isnt HUGE improvement

Part of new management seems to be wanting their own guys, too. Couple that with the product on the field and Id say the seat is scorching hot

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Just keep your hands off our coaches.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah!

Cougfan, If you even so much as look twice at Coach Azzinaro, I will kick your ass!!!!!

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you just need new blood.

This. I think WSU could definitely use an infusion of fresh faces.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 19, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Basketballs good but donors haven’t been giving and then there’s football

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The fact that he's local won't hurt.

Sometimes you need to circle the wagons. Wazzu had a good thing going when Price was there, and the Barnetts, and they’ve had a great track tradition, but it seems things have come unmoored a bit.

Can’t hurt to have a steady hand on the tiller.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He sure said all the right things Wednesday

I still haven’t found my pants after he blew them off with the way he spoke

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 9:51 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

He blew your pants off?

That is the most absurdly mixed metaphor I’ve heard this year.

I am now approximately .35% less intelligent for having read it. And I don’t have many intelligents left. So, knock it off.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

my wallet was in them

He may have stolen it and I’m now a donor to the department

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out what metaphor it was mixed with. I know blew my socks off. But what metaphor has pants?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The only pants-isms I can think of are similes, and most of them are what Mom would call “inappropriate.”

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He huffed and he puffed and he blew your pants off?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should all think of our happy places...

The discussion tonight got…um…spirited.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

No

/stare

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Non-Sequitur Alert

Today at work I received credentialing paperwork for a certain “Dr. Andone.”

I mentioned to the group that if she had a child, she could name it “YES!!!”

No, nobody got it.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Or if its a boy she could name him “Heeshoots”

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s “Mr. Larry King look-a-like”.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of potential coaches..

.. now that the end of the Ernie Can’t era is presumably in sight, who’s on your short list of Coaches Who Actually Might Consider The Job? (Assuming Calipari, Pitino, Coach K, etc, Boeheim, etc have zero interest regardless of how much of Uncle Phil’s money we can spend.)

Mine has Mark Turgeon on it. He’s done pretty well since we kicked him to the curb after Green left.

Any other not-quite-pie-in-the-sky candidates not named Mark?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

Chip Kelly.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

I cannot legally comment on that.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

< stare >

< /stare >

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 19, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In all honesty I would try and poach a mid major tourney team from the mid west that can keep our recruiting pipe open in that area.

Teams like Butler, No Iowa, etc.

Find a hot young coach in that can keep recruiting up and get people excited and I’m on board. I like your Turgeon idea.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sturgeon?

We are so desperate for a coaching change we are willing to hire a damn fish?

Good god my jokes are awful tonight.

It's CaDuck. BAM!!!

by CaDuck on Feb 19, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you can stop now

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon is a lot like UT before Pearl took over.

He was coaching at Wisconsin-Milwaukee (mid major) before he took over at Tennessee, and he’s done great things for the program. That’s what Oregon needs.

I have a man-crush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 19, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The more I think of it, the better making a run at Dollar sounds

He can flat recruit and it’s only a matter of time before he turns Seattle U into a powerhouse, in my opinion. Try to poach him now while you can. The recruits he can pull at a BCS school with a good amount of money backing would be scary.

And if that doesn’t convince you, we know he can kick the crap out of OSU on their home court with his one stud player not doing jack. So, there’s that.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That OSU comment will get you banned here. I like the Dollar idea. I’m not we want someone that unproven to open a stadium with though. We needs someone who has at least seen the tourney as a coach.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, good call on the OSU

Brian Gregory from Dayton? Midwest, been to the tourney with a mid major (and upset a team)

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s who I was thinking of, Dayton. Also I think St Louis and LaSalle and creighton fit the bill too.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't figure out the Dayton coaches name earlier

Or, Bill Grier. USD coach, always gets mentioned for bigger jobs and he’s an Oregon alum.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think there are some good names. I want to see who makes a good tourney run and use that to leverage into some decent recruits.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

A decent tourney run, a new court, lots of Pac 10 hype… could be a decent year.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, next year may be a throwaway year as far as recruiting

If in fact they do decide to get rid of Ernie, recruiting is screwed. Am I missing something here? Is there no scholarships open or are there no recruits for this coming year?

The year after, though, with a new court and new coach could be the big time make or break year

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

TP and Catron are both gone. I wouldn’t be surprised to see one or two guys drop off as well

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't seeing anything in the way of recruiting

No early signs, which is odd and no real interest. Then again, Rivals and Scout’s Oregon BBall recruiting coverage seems subpar

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got it, I know who I want

Steve Alford (New Mexico coach). I will not settle until Steve Alford is coaching at Oregon

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know, I feel like an idiot

But how perfect would that be opening Matt Court with Steve F-In Alford as head coach. Top of the Pac 10 here we come!!!!!

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, what?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit how did I forget that. I’m telling you, Steve Alford NEEDS to be coaching at Oregon next year. Who do I go stalk to make this happen?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on it. How much are going to hate me when Oregon is constantly kicking WSU’s ass in bball because Steve Alford is the Oregon coach. :-)

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm happy with Bone

But I really wouldn’t want to play against Alford. The pac-10 is flat stacked with coaches

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, although I’m not a huge fan of O’Neil at USC. I don’t think he has staying power.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Best defensive efficiency in the nation

The fans may not like it, but he’s got them playing ridiculous defense and for that I like him. I think he’s a good coach overall, he just got ran out of Arizona because he didn’t fit the Lute mold.

He’s kind of boned with the way the program got tossed under the bus, too.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t fit the So Cal mode though either. He’ll constantly get overshadowed down there by Howland

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true

Oddly enough, he’s out Howlanding Howland on the defensive end. Howland loves his D and O’Neill is doing a killer job with it at SC. Sweeping them this year helps, too.

I think he’ll have some time down there with the probation and sanctions they won’t run him out of town. The question will be can he recruit

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Can he recruit? Not with UCLA next door and sanctions up your ass. No, he’ll fall off quickly (he’s still playing with Floyd recruited guys).

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, he’ll land on his feet somewhere. But it won’t be at USC. I’m just hoping Montgomery moves on before he makes Cal a POWERHOUSE! I’m still pissed they got him

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

O'Neill may get time with the sanctions, though

Then again, the AD is on the way out as well, which doesn’t help him.

Monty is an awesome coach and if he stays at Cal, they’re going to be a force for a while.

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, cougfan you have made me happy tonight. I am going to bed with a smile on my face thinking about how much I’m going to pester Belloti and Knight about going after Steve Alford.

Talk tomorrow after Cal rips Oregon a new one. :(

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the resume

Played for Bobby Knight
Pro Career
Worked his way up the coaching ranks
Coached at Iowa and made the tourney
Killing at at UNM, now

by Brian Floyd on Feb 19, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

recruits in the west and midwest. experienced. defense minded coach. and now hates Bobby Knight. All things I like

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

FIRE KENT
HIRE WESTHEAD

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 19, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you’re being sarcastic, but I would hate to see Westhead coach the men’s team

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 19, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Has Westhead ever voluntarily left a coaching position since LMU?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Feb 20, 2010 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

The amount of damage control that has to happen is getting out of hand...

Oregon is probably the only team in the PAC 10 that I like. I’ll root for anyone playing USC but I’ve always liked the ducks..

http://bull-run.blogspot.com/2010/02/ncaa-aq-theater-duck-and-cover.html

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