Chip Kelly vs. John Canzano Open Thread
It's been a fun afternoon, with Kelly going on Outside the Lines earlier this afternoon (followed by Canzano), and then verbally sparring with Canzano during his radio show (mp3 available here). If you're just joining us, join the comments, and let us know what you thought.
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I want blood.
And by blood, I mean Canzano having a hemorrhagic stroke when his blood pressure goes through the roof because CK makes him look like an idiot.
this might be a WEEEE bit extreme
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Over/Under
What’s the over/under on the amount of times the Clown references the LaGarrette Blount issue???
Over
This is like taking candy from a baby
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe. What consitutes a reference?
I could easily see the whole thing being one long LGB reference.
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by AllSaintsDay on Feb 23, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Crap you're right
The topic has to switch and come back to Blount. I will also accept someone else talking, then when it’s Canzano’s turn he brings up Blount some more
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
i think CK should wear a fake mustache.
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what if he just wore the Duck head the whole interview???
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Only if he didn’t say a word. Just put on the Duck head and sat there with his arms folded the entire time. Riveting television.
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he could just hold up a sign that either read: “NO.” or “STARE”.
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I'd really like to see Canzano on the satellite feed
And out of nowhere Blount enters stage right and hits him with a right cross.
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 11:53 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Then Todd McShay moves Blount up a round in his mock, hailing his intensity.
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Oh good, Bob Ley.
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The Blount punch gets funnier and funnier with time. It’s fantastic.
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i never noticed B. Hout was wearing a headband….
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He’s a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
…and we’re starting with a Blount retrospective.
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only 3 misdemeanors for LMJ according to Bob Ley. score.
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Now we’re rehashing the incidents: Embry, Beard, Simms, Bowlin, LMJ, Kiko, Jamere
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seriously…do kickers really count??
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Kickers are the real problem.
They’re all common street thugs.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Which gets me thinking,
MB was the special teams coach. So the real problem is that whoever filled that role has clearly lost control of his kickers.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Chip – “First and foremost, we’re embaressed.”
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More Chip – “The only thing I’m guilty of is that I haven’t acted on some situations because I don’t have all the facts.”
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I like that the oregon background does not say football
the website is uoregon.edu, i think its a classy move
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
I was just thinking that.
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CK: “Take a shot at me. I changed my mind. LG made me by his actions.”
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Beat me to it.
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It’s very clear Chip’s pissed that he has to respond without knowing all the information.
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Chip – “It’s not how you act when everybody’s watching you. It’s how you act when nobody’s watching you.”
Love it.
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he has said that a few time
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Bob Ley looks uncomfortable. He doesn’t know how to handle Kelly.
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he is much more comfortable with other media guys
see him taking john for a ride
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Canzano time, along with Drew Sharp of the Detroit Free Press
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Negative. He’s gone.
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First pot shot
Kelly has no idea what discipline is
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Clownzano
You have no idea what journalism is.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Canzano
Out of the gate, acting the damn fool
HUGE difference between charges and convictions. Moron.
I love how he makes grand pronouncements on the psyche of the football team without knowing jack shit.
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And without revealing that he hates us
And always has had a bizarre hatred for the Green and Yellow.
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Drew Sharp to the rescue of sanity!! “it’s the player’s fault.”
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And now he fucks that up
“One chance, you’re gone”
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Canzano – “The problem is Chip Kelly.”
Drew Sharp – “The problem starts with the players.”
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OH GODDMANIT I NEED TO WATCH THIS. WHY MUST I HAVE TO WORK!!!!!
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Young Coach?
Idiot. He handled the situation masterfully. All this proves is that Canzano has selective hearing, and that he willfully ignores facts and statements if they contradict his warped views.
ATQ gets a subtle mention!!!
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So THAT's where UO sportsdude
Got that idea from…
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Bob Ley just mentioned Oregon hate mail to OTL about Canzano. Ha.
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apparently in oregon when someone is charged with a crime, all the facts are there and everyone knows exactly what happened..
civics lesson from professor canzano
Even before someone is charged
See the Masoli/Embry situation.
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Clownzano
should pay UO reparations for all the shit that comes out of his mouth.
Don't make me Blount you...
Now they’re both blaming the fans. What the shit.
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everything Gorby, everything
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by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
You all blamed me, it’s only the most natural progression.
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Joe. It’s not your fault.
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It’s not your fault.
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Matt Damon was totally more convincing than you.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Is there a more perfect movie
that has a worse scene in it than that one?
Because for me, cut that scene and Good Will Hunting is all-time-top-3 material.
With it in there, it’s a really solid and rewatchable movie, but yeah.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 24, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
and the under wins! then again, i thought we’d get another segment or two.
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There was a few subtle mentions that I'm not sure I can call outright
by Brian Floyd on Feb 23, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
So is it officially 3? I didn't get to see it. 3 1/2 was a good line
by jcgoducks on Feb 23, 2010 12:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I think 3 was the final
It was alluded to more in subtle ways other times, but not enough for me to count it.
Good line setting
I'm sure some are
Its a big department.
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Canzano makes a comparison to the Jail Blazers.
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Okay, he has jumped the shark
He was there during the Jail Blazer time, he knows that this isn’t even in the same galaxy as that.
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Canzano likes to make things up…“some people inside the athletic dept are displeased but they won’t speak up.” fake facts are convenient.
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…and scene. Now they’ve moved on to Rich Rod being a cheater.
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Its amazing how if you win
They ignore your cheating.
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he basically just said Oregon(the whole state) is the best at getting bad character guys. Don’t we own that? Don’t we own that?
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
im talking about his mentions of the jail blazers, ducks and apparently bad actors
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by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
yeah…what was the bad actors part all about?
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maybe the baldwin we had court side at the blazers game a month ago
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by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
He's just upset Shaq didn't do that to him
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I honestly don’t know how people can say that these actions are definitely a “symptom” of the coaching staff.
Shit happens. Players screw up. But if players are being punished, THAT is accountability. And punishment will not happen until the facts are in.
But no, that’s not the story that will drive ratings. What a joke.
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It’s really too bad this was watered down. Bob Ley mentioned fan complaints, but they used it to say that the fan base is embarrassed by the situation, not that the fan complaints were about Canzano sucking at life. It got completely glossed over.
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And now they’ve moved on to the college squash guy yelling at the tiny Yale dude.
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that looked funny
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
So to sum up..
Chip Kelly – Likes being informed when making a decision, thinks the media should go fuck themselves.
John Canzano – Believes everyone but LaMichael James, including Chip Kelly, the fans, the administration, the Jail Blazers, and the state of Oregon as a whole, is responsible for LaMichael James being arrested, and believes a charge means guilt.
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by Takimoto on Feb 23, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
i was gunna say that
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 23, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Your arrival on our program brought some not-so-fan-ish mail to our attention to your point of view
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by NEP on Feb 23, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
The worst part about that was Canzano spun it into “the fans are outraged and want immediate action” and Bob Ley didn’t call him out on it.
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This is the part of the internet that just stuns me.
Someone makes that post last night, a few dozen emails and Tweets get sent, and next thing you know it’s getting mentioned on national TV.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
its also why folks like The Oregonian and Canzano are becoming increasing irrelevant. if you don’t produce quality content, you disappear.
Dwight Jaynes used to be the old cranky writer. now that he doesn’t have deadlines and whatnot, i find him quite entertaining and check his website regularly.
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Love it
Mandel calls Wilner and Canzano’s columns “alarmist.” Where does Wilner even get off commenting, he’s down here in the Bay Area. Stick to Cal and Stanford.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 23, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
My biggest issue with Canzano’s view is that he does not offer a solution. If he could tell me what he thinks should be done, I might be inclined to listen. But he’s just hunting for blame, with no regard as to how to move forward.
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by Takimoto on Feb 23, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Blame game gets page views
Solutions dont
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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 23, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
So what was the count?
If he says Chip Kelly is losing or has lost control, drink once.
If he says LaMichael James should be immediately suspended, drink twice.
If he calls for Chip Kelly to be fired, drink three times.
If he claims to have insider information, drink four times.
If he predicts Oregon missing a bowl game next season, drink a beer.
If he makes a good, unbiased appearance that leaves you with a good feeling in your heart, take a shot.
If Dick Schaap rises from the grave and slaps Canzano, take a Jager Bomb, cuz that was AWESOME!
With apologies to Dom, I am moving on.
If he says Chip Kelly is losing or has lost control, drink once.
If he says LaMichael James should be immediately suspended, drink twice.
If he calls for Chip Kelly to be fired, drink three times.
If he claims to have insider information, drink four times.
If he predicts Oregon missing a bowl game next season, drink a beer.
If he makes a good, unbiased appearance that leaves you with a good feeling in your heart, take a shot.
If Dick Schaap rises from the grave and slaps Canzano, take a Jager Bomb, cuz that was AWESOME!
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 23, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
My Count
If he says Chip Kelly is losing or has lost control, drink once. 2
If he says LaMichael James should be immediately suspended, drink twice. 1
If he calls for Chip Kelly to be fired, drink three times. 0
If he claims to have insider information, drink four times. 1
If he predicts Oregon missing a bowl game next season, drink a beer. 0
If he makes a good, unbiased appearance that leaves you with a good feeling in your heart, take a shot. 0
If Dick Schaap rises from the grave and slaps Canzano, take a Jager Bomb, cuz that was AWESOME! 0
Thanks John Canzano. Not only do you suck, but I’m sober. Fuck you.
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I’m sober.
You’re a college student. That is not acceptable.
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I know right? Fuck John Canzano!
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listen to Dan LeBatard’s podcast on iTunes and you will be a better sports fan:
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ESPN Insider needed i think.
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Canzano likes Twizzlers.
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by JShufelt on Feb 23, 2010 1:59 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wow, I am impressed
I just got back from a meeting and watched a recording of the show. Chip looks furious, he looks madder than when it takes Masoli 3 minutes to score. You can tell he hates that kind of setting, he’s a football guy, not a TV guy. I think he was standing up for his football team by challenging the media and showed some serious brass ones, I can see why his players would run through a wall for him and also why, if I were a troublemaker, I’d be terrified of him.
Canzano talked out his ass, which is his strong suit. He told us that Chip is just a young guy trying to find his way through this crazy world and he’s bound to make mistakes, and also that anyone who makes a mistake should be punished severely, preferably with whips and chains while Canzano watches.
He told us that Oregon “owns” having bad seeds, despite the fact that our local pro team is doing better than ever because the fans wouldn’t put up with asshats who can score points. Both the “writers” went on and on about punishment and star treatment but they never responded to Kelly’s point, that maybe local law enforcement knows more about justice than a couple of wanker columnists.
I give Chip Kelly an A+ for being awesome, scary, and loveable at the same time. Canzano gets the worst grade possible: The Al Davis Matt Millen Lane Kiffin Trifecta Fail Award MINUS.
We’ll just continue this tread for the Canzano/Kelly grudge match Interview
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I can't wait!
So, what’s the over / under on times either man will call the other “a worthless pathetic shell of a human being”? I’m going with 4.
This is going to be epic, I wonder if Canzano will challenge Chip to a duel.
What part of what I am doing does not make sense to you?
this is great
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OMG!!! Kelly is taking Canzano to task.
This is fucking AWESOME!!!
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Holy shit! Get your facts straight before you start making accusations
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didn't get to hear it
Is there any other way to hear the interview?
Holy moly, is that my boy Masoli?
95.5 will prob have the stream at some point tonight.
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thanks
Holy moly, is that my boy Masoli?
by DenverDuck14 on Feb 23, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
and there's the LGB reference
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I've only been listening for 2 minutes
and Canzano is already pissing me off
Holy moly, is that my boy Masoli?
by DenverDuck14 on Feb 23, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
JT...shoot me an email...need to ask you something!
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
THAT NOT THE FUCKING QUESTION
WHAT AM I SUSPENDING HIM FROM? Answer the questions Cananzo you idiot
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Canzano loooooves just making shit up and thinking he sounds smart
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Kelly calls out Canzano for loving to stir up controversy. That is great.
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"They're afraid of you after the Jamere Holland thing"
SHUT. UP. You don’t have sources, JC.
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
This is the same guy that was saying Kelly didn’t have respect after the BSU game. Yeah, that happened…
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Clear this Canzano logic up for me
The players are afraid of him for dismissing Holland, yet the players see the lack of discipline because James isn’t suspended?
The players are absolutely terrified of your lack of discipline!
by JonathanPDX on Feb 23, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh don't give me your logic...
I can see Alaska from my house!
(so I know all about foreign relations and such, right?!?)
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by PacBellBoozer on Feb 23, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
I think you LOVE doing this
goddamn right he does, Chip.
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
Clown loves to talk about himself
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"I've covered six programs, I've covered Bobby Knight and Jerrry Tarkanian..."
I’m shocked he didn’t drop “I’m the national sportswriter of the year” in there too.
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
by BlazersOrBust on Feb 23, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I have to shut off this jackass
“The DA has enough facts but Chip Kelly doesn’t have enough facts?”
Good God. Do you think he’s actually obtuse or just deliberately so?
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
of course its deliberate. this will be his highest rated show ever. so he gets what he wanted out of his nonsense.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
See, I'm inclined to agree with you
but he could just be that damn stupid. Yet here I am giving him exactly what he wants by listening to the show and by talking about him on the message boards. Dammit, suckered!
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
by BlazersOrBust on Feb 23, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
in theory, until your guest embarrasses you. too bad he gets to select the phone callers. if i had the number to the show, someone needs to lie to the phone screener and stick up for CK – not like he needs it but still…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Maybe your parents didn’t believe in you. OMG, that is the biggest bitch slap EVER!
all the things that make us F-in cry. It's a family guy!
Addicted to Quack
Wish he hadn't said that
let JC cut off the interview seeming like the bigger person.
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
by BlazersOrBust on Feb 23, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
nah
Clown brought up the parent issue and asked Kely the question. Don’t ask question you don’t know the answer you’re going to get
all the things that make us F-in cry. It's a family guy!
Addicted to Quack
Can we change the tagline for ATQ to
ATQ: John Canzano’s parents didn’t believe in him
all the things that make us F-in cry. It's a family guy!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 23, 2010 3:28 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
ATQ: An Oregon’s Ducks blog that believes in John John Canzano’s as much as his parents did.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 23, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i’m a little sad this fact has not been updated on Canzano’s wikipedia page.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Please do it, then screen shot it and put it in a fanshot before the Wiki Mods edit it out.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
he did the same thing on Outside the Lines. There’s a reason his radio is formatted the way it is. i’m assuming cuz i haven’t listened to it since it first came on. basically he makes points and tells everyone they’re wrong?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I especially enjoy
The way he opens with an outrageous comment as if it is established fact then then immediately changes to another outrageous comment that ultimately leads to the question. Which one do you respond to? I you answer only one, it looks like you are not arguing against it. Chip wasn’t letting him get away with it though.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Well we can be sure of one thing
Chip Kelly will not be on Clown’s show again any time soon
all the things that make us F-in cry. It's a family guy!
Addicted to Quack
best 25 minutes of radio ever
I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps. | Cards on Cards
OMGWTFBBQ !!!
I’m all the way down in Sacramento, put my work on hold here in the office, tuned into the PDX station stream, and have been laughing my ass off for the last 15 mins!!!
The way CK came back at this idiot is one of the coolest things I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing.
Oh, and one more thing….I LOVE CHIP KELLY AND WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
by PacBellBoozer on Feb 23, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
The best part was when Canzano brought up the the parents, and Chip ran with that. Because I honestly believe that Chip is doing his best to act like a parent in this case.
If I were accused of something, and I told my parents that I was innocent, I would assume my parents would keep closer tabs on me, but I’d want them to wait and get all the facts. That’s exactly what Kelly should do. I’m glad he trusts his players. If James ends up not telling the truth (and that will come out either way), he will face wrath unlike we’ve seen.
What was sad about this interview was how Canzano was slinging mud, making up sources, numbers, etc. Just a pathetic display.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Clown’s only recourse was to sit there and make shit up.
“people in you department don’t think you’re doing the right thing… I know”
“20-30 players have no idea what their discipline will be.”
“I’ve talked to DA’s and police and know about the situation.”
All total crap lies that he just threw out there to sound intelligent.
Well John, I guess your parents just didn’t believe in you.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Sorry guys
I’ve been scrambling for some awesome photo to show just how much Canzano failed. Or how badly Chip Kelly owned him. I looked everywhere, from Star Wars to stupid animals to train wrecks but you know what? There’s simply no image to match how awesome that just was. It does not exist. I feel like I’ve failed you all.
I think the kind of image you’re looking for is….
Where Jim Carrey is playing the part of Canzano and Jeff Daniels is playing the part of CK.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
by PacBellBoozer on Feb 23, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Another thing, screw Canzano for his “Chip Kelly just doesn’t get it” routine. I don’t know where he gets off thinking he has any basis to make that judgement, without any logical or factual basis.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
let me get this straight – since Canzano has been a writer in 6(!) markets for a long time, he knows more about his team than CK cuz he’s only been the HC for a year? makes sense…
wonder why he keeps moving markets…i’m pretty sure the pay at The Oregonian isnt why…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
is there a rule against the football coach also being the basketball coach? i dont even care if he even watches hoops…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
He does watch hoop!
Hi all… Long time reader, and this finally got me to sign up… Went to the facilities during half time at the Cal versus the team that shall not be named game….. Lo and Behold… Chip Kelly steps out in front of me for concessions… He picked up a diet pepsi… I took the opportunity, “thank you for the great season Coach,” and extended my hand. He shifted the diet pepsi to the left hand and shook it and said “you’re welcome.”
...I forgot to add...
I also have multiple sources that say the athletic department is sick and tired of Chip’s diet Pepsi and trail mix consumption and they, and therefore the fans, are outraged and think IT HAS TO STOP NOW! Since my other varied and diversed sources tell me that Diet Pepsi is the root cause for the bastardization and retardation of children in the United States and Chip’s support of it is setting a bad example to his players… and therefore hell exists…
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
I think that is an excellent 2nd post and deserves on of these______^
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Tip your waitress..
I’ll be here thirty more years…
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome!
I’m jealous, but I bet that PacBellBoozer is more jealous.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
*blushes*
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
by PacBellBoozer on Feb 23, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
You can...
come touch my hand… I have not watched it since it shook his. Now the clothes I wore to the game on the other hand are another story… they went up in a bonfire with every other outfit I have watched the team that shall not be named in for the last two years…
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Clownzno has beyond jumped the shark today
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am so, so, so deply sad that I missed this greatness.
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
Watch for some handy dandy Canzano...
editing… I am pretty sure he will weave in Darth Vadar’s voice for Chip Kelly’s…
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
Here you go
http://67.72.16.166/kxtg/2235745.mp3
It gets sad after a while because CK just keeps owning Clownzano.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
trying to think if this is sad?...
or if I could ever feel empathy for Blowhardonzano….
… still thinking…
…. okay no, I can’t… which leads me to my next thought… Where does he rank amongst people I will never feel empathetic towards?
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
My goodness,
You sure know whats up. My guess, Lane Kiffin will be slightly below Canzano on that list. If you dont have Kiffin on your list….
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
check...
Lane Kiffin…all right… moving along… Joel Courtney… Ted Bundy…
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
It also gets kind of boring
Because Clownzano is so circular in his logic.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Despite his many accolades, John Canzano’s parents never believed in him.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Awesome ownage.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Awesome
Won’t last very long but worth it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it’s subtle and foot-noted. it might stick around for a while…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
did you also change the fact that he got 2nd place to Bill Platschke in some crazy columnist contest also?? cuz that’s almost as funny.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
you, sir, have Won the Day.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
All the credit goes to my parents. They always believed in me.
by JonathanPDX on Feb 23, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
and now it’s gone. damnit!
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
It will still love on in wikipedia history.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 23, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If you don’t get a keg sticker for this, Tako will be forcibly removed from power.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
maybe if it is framed a little differently...
… and after thirty minutes of bending over his desk on an on air interview with Oregon head Coach Champ Kelly, many began to speculate, including the Oregon coach who vocalized the speculation, whether or not Canzano’s parents ever believed in him?
or....
The men at Addicted to Quack confirm after speaking to multiple sources that Canzano’s parents never believed in him.
by Duckity_Duck on Feb 23, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 23, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
I picked a hell of an unfortunate time to take a nap.
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
God, I cannot stand Clownzano.
Sensationalist, biased…just what you aim to NOT be as a journalist.
So glad to hear CK tear him a new one.
Oregon Duck Football-Your Frontrunner for the 2010 Fulmer Cup.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 23, 2010 5:25 PM PST reply actions
Before listening to this, I believed LMJ should be suspended pending the investigation.
Now I agree with CK.
Way to go, Canzano.
everything is history, eventually.
Why is it so hard for Canzano to understand? I’m making assumptions here, but here’s what I think happened:
Chip meets with LMJ. LMJ explains the situation, which could be anything from self-defense to an outright lie to an exaggerated story. Chip believes in his players, so he believes LMJ is in the right.
Chip meets with Kiko. Kiko admits to driving drunk, says he’s stupid and sorry, Chip punishes him accordingly.
Two charges. Two separate situations, both handled appropriately.
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
From what I’ve heard Canzano say, he thinks because the police made an arrest, that’s enough evidence to punish LMJ.
If it was enough for them, why isn’t enough for Kelly?
Meanwhile, Canzano looks ignorant because of the mandatory lockup for domestic violence.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
Canzano absolutely understood this. Which is why he dodged that particular angle — it doesn’t support his Outlaw-Program-In-The-Making hypothesis.
His whole schtick is making the conversation be about what he wants it to be about, and minimizing extraneous inputs that do not conform with his expert opinion.
Notice how seldom he actually comes out and says “I think [hypothesis].” It’s always “Some say [hypothesis]”, or “Don’t you think that [suggestion]”, or “One has to wonder if [hare-brained accusation].”
It’s easier for him to pull this off when he’s writing. Much harder to do in an impromptu forum with someone as sharp as CK, who was never off his guard or off message.
everything is history, eventually.
What about “I have all the facts” vs. “I don’t have all the facts” does he not understand? The two statements are pregnant with the scenario you just explained. Either Canzano was too stupid to understand it, or he is chose to ignore it and continued with the argument in hopes that his listeners wouldn’t catch it. At least if it is the former his mistake is not willful. But the latter? If that is case, he thinks Oregonians are dumb and he is willing to engage in intellectual dishonestly in a vain attempt to take advantage of that perceived ignorance. Thats not journalism. He doesn’t deserve the privilege of writing for our state’s leading paper.
Hack writers and yellow journalism have been around as long as there have been writers and journalism.
The publishers of the Oregonian carefully balance the skills, abilities and attitudes of their authors against their ability to draw web traffic and sell papers. Canzano obviously is accomplished at the promotion and pot-stirring end of the scale. So long as he doesn’t wind up with a dead cheerleader in the trunk, or falsify expense reports, he’ll be in Portland as long as he wants to be.
I wouldn’t necessarily call the Oregonian the state’s leading paper. It has the largest circulation, sure. And the news staff has won its share of Pulitzers. But the sports department has pretty much sucked since L.H. Gregory retired.
everything is history, eventually.
I didn't want to miss out on all this fun!
So I can’t even clown on cantzano’s site anymore, because anytime he sees my name it gets deleted, but this looks like the perfect place to play! Since the first one got deleted, I thought I’d try again. Maybe this one will stick.
wow, I'm glad my parents believe in me...
It will never stick.
Canzano’s fan doubtless has this page on her watchlist.
All you’re doing is setting yourself up for a repeated ban based on vandalism.
I do a fair amount of work on Wikipedia. This kind of juvenile behavior drives me nuts.
In my opinion, you’re making an ass of yourself.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 23, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, a wiki nazi
Thanks for letting me know I will be banned from the amazing privilege of changing already unreliable wikipedia posts.
wow, I'm glad my parents believe in me...
the point was made, screenshots were there, no need to go on and get yourself banned running the joke into the ground
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
wow
Canzano sounds like such a prick in the interview
Copied from Schroeder's blog: with the author's permission
Cookie Cutter Schroeder, they call him. One size fits all. Small, medium and long. You wrote today like a vengeful child who spent yesterday with the Oregonian A$$hat.
OK. Kelly can’t say it, you two ‘clowns’ can’t seem to figure it out, but, I can write about it.
Kiko gets suspended without the trial because he admitted to underage drinking; that is a violation of team rules. He didn’t get suspended for DUII; he got suspended for illegal drinking. CK HAS THOSE FACTS. That is a violation of team rules. He broke the law. He admitted to CK that he broke the law. He got suspended.
On the other hand, LMJ, has not admitted that he committed the crimes for which he has been charged but, the laws are written as such for domestic violence that the DA and police must, in order not to show any kind of bias, handle the case in a VERY specific way, in fact, the way that they ARE handling it.
These are different situations Mr. Cookie Cutter Schroeder and you should be ashamed of yourself. I would think that this wonderful newspaper for whom you have the ‘privilege’ of writing would consider suspending you, if not for your lack of column quality, then for your association with unsavory characters. You know the difference between right and wrong, don’t you?
"We'll go."
Is there a link to the this?
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
You know, I don't see why these writers are bitching about team rules
At this point, I know what they are and it’s pretty common sense.
1) Don’t do stupid shit
2) See Rule #1
The funniest part is that they “pretend” to believe that the kids don’t know these rules. I guarantee you, if you lie detectored each and every one, their answers would come just about the same as yours. Fucking columnists. Go Away.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
It's basic stuff here
They just want writing fodder, but you don’t need it spelled out in stone. His rule is don’t do stupid shit.
Conzano: So, why then, has LMJ not been suspended you ask?
Kelly: Because I don’t know if he has done stupid shit, yet.
Conzano: What about Kiko?
Kelly: He admitted doing stupid shit
Conzano: Sims?
Kelly: Cited for stupid shit
Conzano: Holland?
Kelly: Stupid shit…..on facebook
Conzano: ….
Kelly: Your mother hates you
it was very strange canzano went to the “i know your parents raised you better than this card”. he was obviously grasping for straws trying to get CK to flip out so he could get a national platform. sorry, canzano, you will not be invited to appear on Around the Horn.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
If I was going to invite someone to ATH
It would be Kelly. Clearly more entertaining than watching Canzano try to make a name for himself.
It only goes to speak of why so many papers and news outlets are failing. No standards. Canzano’s boss must be either face palming himself, or swimming in a Mai Thai partying. He should either be ashamed of what his columnist displayed or happy as a pig in slop that the hits and ratings are going to increase.
Either way, the smarter public understands that this type of shit is fleeting and lacks integrity and will continue to move in droves away from this garbage journalism.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 23, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hold on do I now have to worry about Chip Kelly getting arrested?
For absolutely MURDERING JOHN CANZANO!
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Clownzano the candy-ass was today mortally wounded.
Chip cut him frequent, deep and wide. The only thing remaining is ‘The Fall of the Pastille.’
"We'll go."
Is there a transcription for those who are hearing impaired?
Because if there isn’t, there should be.
everything is history, eventually.
What is it we're celebrating?
I appreciate the many varied perspectives, and even the fun some are having at Canzano’s expense. I assure you, I was equally disgusted with his radio segment with Chip Kelly. But to to suggest that somehow Kelly won something today, that somehow he “beat” Canzano? What a load of crap. No one is winning anything amid these recent incidents.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
We haven’t won a football game since the Civil War or a basketball game since 2007, I’ll take any celebration I can get.
by JonathanPDX on Feb 23, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Clownzano's twitter page is funny...
Chip and I exchanged thoughts post-show… mutual respect. Big of him to publicly debate a tough topic. I like the guy even more than before
http://twitter.com/Johncanzanobft
GO DUCKS. and (shsh... rockets too)
Portland Tribune??
Any chance Kelly cuts off all communication with the Clown and will only do interviews with other ‘reporters/columnists’ or other newspapers all together? Maybe an order that anyone on his staff, any players, anyone associated with the football team is not to communicate with the Clown. Just shut the guy out. Maybe give regular interviews to Isaac and Big Suke over on 1080? I’m pretty much listening to them now during the afternoon hours. I’m pretty much fed up with the Clown. It’s really his lack of integrity that gets me. He knows he’s full of crap and is really just acting like an ass hat to ‘stir the pot’. Well, I’m not going to indulge him. The first I saw of the OTL or heard the interview was here. I refuse to give 95.5 ratings during his show. How about a boycott of his show and giving the ratings to 1080???
Speaking of winning the day....
Camby went down to day. Looked like an ankle or something. After the game he listed himself as day-to-day. After hearing that I don’t even worry about the injury.
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
Oregon-Frontrunners for the 2010 Fulmer Cup
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 24, 2010 5:46 AM PST up reply actions
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