Off-topic, but whatever. Many months ago I requested The Amanda to be my friend on Facebook. She never accepted me. She must have clicked ignore, but by some strange Facebook glitch, I get her status updates and stuff regularly on my live feed or whatever it's called. So I see some of the things a Facebook friend would see, but cannot view her profile extensively, message her, etc., and cannot call myself her Facebook friend.
— This is like being in purgatory.