Quack Fix: Ducks prepare for Beavers' defense, Track & field signs seven
After a busy week of Duck football, let's turn our attention to Duck basketball for a bit, with a big Civil War tomorrow afternoon.
- If the Ducks are going to beat the Beavers this weekend, they are going to have to improve significantly on the offensive side of the ball, and must beat the 1-3-1 zone trap run by the Beavers, who are led by brothers Josh and Seth Tarver. The Beavers' defense held the Ducks to only 35% from the field and 20% from three point range during the last Civil War. Oregon will need to cut down on turnovers and improve shot selection. The coaching staff will need to make the adjustments to beat the zone. If they can do that, the Ducks have a great chance of grabbing a Pac-10 victory on the road.
- Leading up to the Civil War, practice has gotten a beat heated. Garrett Sim had to be given six stitches after getting in a fight with walk-on sophomore guard John Elorriaga. Coach Kent said that no punishment is necessary, and that's just part of the intensity of practice. Sim and Elorriaga were played for rival Metro league schools during high school. Also, Matt Humphrey was kicked out of practice for ten minutes before returning. While the lack of discipline of these events is a bit disconcerting, it's nice to see intensity in the players, which hasn't always been there this season.
- Bob Clark has a few more notes on the team before the Civil War. LeKendric Longmire is still absent with academic issues, and Joevan Catron is not yet participating in practices for the most part.
- Oregon football wasn't the only sport signing new players this week. Oregon track signed seven new athletes, including national javelin leader Sam Crouser (video here), who was mentioned yesterday. While Crouser is the biggest name, the Ducks also signed two in-state decathlete Dakotah Keys, who broke the state record at the 2008 USA Junior Olympic National Championships.
- Lastly, the Contra Costa Times has a piece on UO safety recruit Erick Dargan, a talented player that looks to continue Oregon's tradition of hard-hitting safeties.
Got anything else to share or discuss? Leave it below. Also, after the jump we have a 2009 Oregon football highlight video put together by the athletic department. If it doesn't give you goosebumps, I don't know what will. GO DUCKS!
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Terron Ward
In that Dargan article the author mentions that Terron Ward is going to try and walk-on at Cal. He’s the younger brother of TJ Ward. Cal will get a great player, I don’t understand why he wasn’t offered a scholarship having seem him play quite a bit here in the Bay Area. He’s like a less shifty version of Maurice Jones Drew, but built strong and fast. I predict he’ll be starting at Cal in two years. If the Ducks didn’t have so many RBs already, I wish he’d come here.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think we did ok in the rb department
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But I want MORE!

It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Chip needs to invent a new position
QREYXZG
Running backs at all eleven positions on offense? And no not the A-10 or what ever. Chips RBgasim offense.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eventually,
His running backs would become so versatile, they would coach. And then Coach Kelly would be out of a job.
And then they would take over recruiting, and then it would be a never-ending cycle of regeneration just like that one agent from crappy Matrix 3.
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Army of Eddie Pleasants will never allow this to happen
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be a war to end all wars.
Who would win? An army of Pleasants? Or an army of LaMichaels, Kenjons, Laches, Williams’, and Remenes?
If only…
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Easy, an army of Eddies. They just have to catch one then pound it into the ground. Take them out one by one until they can swarm the rest and pound them into submission.
Now if you had an Army of Blount’s, then the Army of Eddies would get worried.
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not so fast my friend!
Williams is one hell of a stud, not to mention Seastrunk is faster than any player on Oregon’s offense.
And Honestly, do you think that swarming around LaMichael James would do any good? Is that not what every defense tried unsuccessfully to do all of last season?
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not to mention who even know what crazy super human RBs we will have in a few years
Of Coarse Im sure we will also have super Eddies by then too.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Of coarse?
coarse = rough
course = chain of events
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
damn english is hard
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I forget about your teacher side every so often, and then it's back again.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is not advisable to try to confine the LMJ lightning bug.
With increased pressure at small volume for comes the energy BBBAAAAZIIINNNNGGGG.
With this comes the destruction of the containment system.
And the touchdown.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 5, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well said.
You are a literary genius.
Okay! Okay! I will get the hell off of your lawn now. No, the shotgun is not necessary. I’m off your damn lawn old man!!! What the hell are also of those Pleasant’s running a-a-aaaaajdiwehifguewgflgerfulgfurqgffru!
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Walking on worked out damn well for his brother...
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
seconded
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by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Would expect nothing less from our video folks
Who produce some awesome intro videos.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather have basketball players that scrap with each other than a team that gets along and loses to Arizona St. by 30. You know who scrapped with each other all season? The 2009 Pac-10 champion Oregon Ducks football team.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 9:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Like Jared said, it’s just nice to see that intensity. I was starting to wonder whether any of them had it in them.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i just think about this season
the boise debacle. going to Fright Night while weak and probably dehydrated from swine flu. The civil war. The rose bowl. Never a better season. Never a more fun roller coaster. And never more burned DVDs.
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by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
and axeman gets a rec from me
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is honestly the most fun I've ever had being a Ducks fan
We went from as low as you can get after the first game to the Rose Bowl and it was on hell of a ride.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My personal takeaway on 2009..
Puddles body-surfing on his back over the on-field throng, under the full moon. Maybe my favorite Autzen image of all time.
Sure, the one after the CW with the rose in Puddles’ paw was more iconic, but this one came first.

everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 5, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i would be on the far left of this picture.
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by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least your ego is clearly visible.
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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Two measley comments? Clearly, we need a topic of conversation
We’ve done beer. We’ve done candy. Lets talk soda.
I grew up on Pepsi. Way too sweet. I got through college on Mountain Dew, but grew tired of it and haven’t had the urge to go back. I never buy either now.
On occasion, I’ll get a Dr. Pepper or a root beer just to change things up a bit. But I always go back to the same thing. It makes up 95% of my soda purchases. I know axeman probably drinks Squirt, Tab, and Diet Pepsi because he likes things that taste like shit, but Classic Coke is by far the best soda there is.
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
don't drink soda
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by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Well then, I'll have a coke"
I don’t drink soda much anymore, but when I do it is usually a coke. Root beer is ok, but Dr. Pepper is terrible.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Excellent Boondock Saints reference... rec'd
I go with the diet drinks. Once I switched from regular soda, I found it damn near impossible to go back. Diet Coke and Diet Dr Pepper are hands down the best. Diet Mt Dew is crap
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on them.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn’t even get his degree.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I love the generic names for soda
I worked at Albertsons for a year in college and we sold “Dr. Bold” and “Moon Mist”
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Meyer used to call fake Dr. Pepper Skipper, then I think they changed it to Dr. Skipper…
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Wal-Mart name, "Dr. Thunder"
I even named a D&D character “Docta Thunda” from that…
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You know, it was tough call to go with Boondock Saints over Mitch. It really was.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You KNEW I had your back with the Hedburg quote though.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Pepper is literally the only soda I drink. Also, people that call it “pop” are ridiculous.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
how about fizz?
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about I will call it whatever the fuck I want?
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd a thousand times
I hate the word ‘pop’.
My mother-in-law is a linguist, and she says its a dialect thing. Certain parts of the country call it soda, certain parts call it pop. Unfortunately, the northwest has a preference for pop. Hate the word. Any use of it on ATQ may draw immediate ban.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In Texas
everything is “coke”
“What kind of coke?”
“Cherry-Pepsi coke.”
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe its universal to despise how others label things
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get a person from Boston to say “Car” correctly. Cant be done
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As well it should be!
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This was extremely confusing to me at first
I used to work at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, and when the Angels would play the Rangers, we’d have people from Texas come in. They’d order a coke. So of course we’re trained to answer, “We serve Pepsi here, would that be alright with you?”
They’d look at me like I was crazy. “No, I don’t want a Pepsi. I want Sprite!”
I was really confused until I realized that “Coke” to them just meant soda.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
and the recs are flowing today.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the "Other" option
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking I want to know more about “other”.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It tells you on the webpage.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
well, that was disappoining.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Cold drink" is hands down the best one.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I followed that link on the map I loved his findings:
CONCLUSION
People who say “Pop” are much, much cooler.
The county by county map was pretty cool too
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
These are the “other” for California here is the link for Oregon but the California responses were much funnier.
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve ordered “hot man gravy” from a fast food place.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, according to one Californian “Jared eats poo.” Is this true?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
damn straight.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DAVE'S RULE:
Fuck Boise State!
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec that sh*t!
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"mutha effin soda biatch"
Best. name. ever.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Would soda pop fall under other? What if someone offered you a Coke soda pop?
"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.
by Jayon on Feb 5, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What if I say
That we “pop” the ball into the endzone or the ball “pops” loose and Oregon recovers?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The ball pops loose into the endzone :(

I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to call it pop all the time bc my folks did. Now that I’m on the east coast, I say soda.
by westspec on Feb 5, 2010 10:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Also, people that call it "pop" are ridiculous.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d for “pop” comment.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trebon, you're ridiculous.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yay, syllogisms!
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're a mod
what can I do?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Does that make me unbannable? Looks like I can be the rallying point for the “pop” insurgency.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get any ideas
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Coke is good, Barq’s, or red Barq’s. I used to be thankful for Dr. Pepper saving me from the awfulness of Pepsi, but the NCG pissed me off too much.
Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper is awesome, just for the sheer number of extra descriptors.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I gave up drinking soda 8 years ago. I don’t need the High Fructose Corn Syrup or the Aspartame that is in diet sodas. That shit is toxic!
Occasionally I will drink a Root Beer or a Ginger Ale, but only if they have real sugar.
by echo31 on Feb 5, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But aspartame is sooo delicious!
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and it liquefies your internal organs … YAY!
by echo31 on Feb 5, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm….liquefied spleen….
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Feb 5, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can't knock it till you've tried it...
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
your logic is so sound … DAMNIT CaDuck … now I wanna liquefy my organs
by echo31 on Feb 5, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed on Aspartame
I avoid diet drinks like the plague.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not only are they unhealthy, but they just taste like emptiness. I’m not sure how else to describe it.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
taste like emptiness
I don’t like diet drinks at all, but this just seems like a really deep and tragically sad statement.
by ntrebon on Feb 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s tragically sad that people drink diet soda. I drink the stuff and it feels like a black hole has been opened in my stomach. Maybe I’m the only one who gets that sensation, but diet soda just feels like nothingness.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its not even that. It just tastes horrible.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Completely agree on the taste
It’s just…empty.
I don’t even touch the stuff any more, even when I’m doing my “I’m going to be good and diet for two weeks before I say screw it and start eating doughnuts again.”
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t have a soul, so that could be why Diet Coke doesn’t affect me negatively.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
well, that explains everything
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like the feeling I get reading FanShots about Quinn stalking Oregon cheerleaders.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for the pop comment. Hate that term. Those of us from California would always tell our friends that pop was a noise, not a drink.
As for soda, I gave it up for awhile in college and the taste gradually came back. I generally only drink it now when I mix it with Jack. I used to LOVE Mountain Dew. Now, if I even sniff the stuff, my stomach twists itself in knots against the impending rush of carbonated syrup and caffeine.
Oh, and as for the best cola? It’s all about RC baby.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So true.
Thankfully, us in California are never subjected to the term “pop”.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but we do occasionally have to put up with “hella” when we’re in the presence of NorCal’ers.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
“Hella” (yes, it burns to write) is an abomination to slang worldwide.
The only worse aspect of NorCal is their mexican food :)
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry = Addiction
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
reply fail city
you lost me at ‘diet’
--Dave
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by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But I also drink Arnold Palmers all day
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 5, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The best Sportscenter commercial of the last year
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to lie,
Most of the time, I prefer the taste of diet soda.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It has a chemical quality that natural sugar just can’t replicate.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you tried...
Black Cherry Vanilla Diet Coke. Probably the best soda ever… I dare you to try and still find it.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tis awesome
Cherry Coke Zero is pretty sweet too.
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by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I must respectfully disagree with this. I had one spend several weeks on my desk because of the “I don’t want to just throw it away…but it tastes so…awful.” feeling.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Although of course the best is Jones Soda
Which they actually make with real cane sugar. Tis awesome.
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by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ohhh excellent call. Jones Soda is the best soda and ntrebon, they don’t call it Jones Soda Pop!
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on them.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, in not-effing-everywhere brands, I have to toss Dr. Enuf and Cheerwine into the ring.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about Shasta Grape? Tell me you guys didn’t guzzle that down as kids.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Only for the sugar rush.
Tasted terrible.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Artificial grape is a horrible, horrible flavor
Shasta Orange, on the other hand…..
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Jack-In-The_Boxes down here in SoCal serve Shasta Strawberry. It’s like crack, but less healthy for you.
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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thomas Kemper Black Cherry
or anything by Jones, there Lemon-Lime is really good.
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, Orange soda is fantastic, in smal quantities. Sometimes I get the urge for orange soda and buy a 2 liter for the house, I always end up trowing about 1/3 away cause I can’t take it anymore.
All other fruit flavorings taste terrible (grape, cherry, black cherry, strawberry… blech).
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on them.
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who loves Orange Soda???
Ohhhh!!!! I do! I do! I do!
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 5, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually kind of like artificial grape and orange…they’re like FunDip in a can
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t get me started on artificial banana flavoring… greatest flavor ever. Banana Now and Laters… delicious.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
puke
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Disgusting
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now and Laters and I are not seeing eye-to-eye.
Banana flavored runts are good though.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
no….i just drank a Now and Later
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by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never had one.
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by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Orange Soda is amazing.
Most orange flavored stuff is amazing. Dont even get me started on Henry Weinhards (sp?) orange cream soda.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am with you on the grape soda, love it
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Grape Soda sucks.
All grape flavored things suck.
Grapes are delicious.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
truth
they taste nothing alike.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Precisely.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On another topic, does anyone actually want to win the Pac-10?
Oregon is incredibly, only 1.5 games out of first.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
oh, sure
but regular season doens’t even matter. We’ve gotta win the Pac-10 tourney.
I guess it would give us a cool banner.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know
But lots of leagues suck this year.
The Big East is the only really good league it seems, the ACC is meh at best (although North Carolina on the outside looking in would be awesome).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it’d be pretty funny to see the 1st banner hung at Matt Court be from this season as regular season champs…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Especially 'cause we'd win the Pac-10 but wouldn't be invited to the NCAA tourney
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And one game out of last.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome gallery of pics from the women's game vs USC in LA
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:10 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You couldn’t have warned me that the first picture is Ironmonger?
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I could...but I didn't.
Every few minutes, it hits me. "Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
13 yr old QB commits to USC
Anyone else see this story? Ridiculous.
by westspec on Feb 5, 2010 10:42 AM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I'm already giving 'em crap
http://www.conquestchronicles.com/2010/2/5/1296873/there-was-plenty-of-talk-that-the#comments
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Wulff is apparently pissed off because Max Forde went to Idaho instead of WSU. He apparently thinks Forde’s father, a former Cougar, should have been more persuasive.
bq. I go back on the parents and educating the kids, keeping them true to their word," Wulff said. "A lot of people say, ’That’s how recruiting is.’ I don’t believe in it, and I never will.
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love the father’s response
“You can’t fault an 18-year-old kid if he has a change of heart on something,” Brian Forde told the newspaper. "He didn’t break any laws. Last time I checked, you’re allowed to change your mind. When your son tells you, ‘I prayed on it, and I really feel Idaho is the best place for me,’ what do you say at that point?
“If Washington State feels they got done wrong, maybe they got out-recruited.”
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The only messed up thing
Was he verballed a while ago, then decided on signing day to fax his LOI to Idaho. Forde was a stretch in the first place and we wanted him as an OL, while Idaho wanted him as a DE, which is where he wanted to play.
Not a big deal to me to lose him, but the pissing match between the coach and father is pretty ridiculous.
by cougfan on Feb 5, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO FLOOR!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hear you, and I understand about counting on him
It seems maybe he was taking the kid for granted because his dad is an alum. Kind of like the Oregon fans being jackasses toward Kevin Love. There is no reason to dog on a kid because he had a better vibe from the other school. I bet it stings a little more since it is Idaho, and they really need help on that O-line. But that’s how it goes sometimes.
What do you think about the early signing period that Stoops advocates?
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Football needs an early signing period
It would eliminate alot of the ridiculousness that comes with late pushes and coaches trying to one up each other in the backstabbing department. Kids know where they want to go early on, so why not get it over with and get them inked. There’s no reason to prolong the process for those kinds of kids.
On the other hand, it can screw a kid if the coach is fired or leaves. It’s a question of whether the pros outweigh the cons.
by cougfan on Feb 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Football does not need an early signing day. These kids should not be signing their lives away until the last possible moment.
What’s worse, having someone change their mind at the last minute, or doing it early on a whim, and then being stuck with that for 6-7 years.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 5, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Wulff and Stoops have no place to complain about this issue when they can leave their job at a moments notice.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 5, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with that about coaches
But why shouldn’t football have an early period? It works for basketball, doesn’t it?
Look how long the football recruiting process drags out. We’re talking about 5-6 months of a senior year for a kid being hounded constantly. That’s in addition to a process that starts as a junior. I’m not saying every kid signs in that early period, as in basketball many wait until the late period.
I think there are cons to it, but there’s also quite a few pros to it as well.
by cougfan on Feb 5, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Early signing period takes away the only power the kids have until graduation…and in most cases the rest of their lives (unless they are early round NFL picks)
I disagree completely with an early signing period…sure you will have prima donnas, but that’s life
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What negatives are currently? That it’s drawn out? If a recruit wants to shut this out, they can. Hell, look at Erick Dargan. We heard practically nothing from him for the entire process. If a kid doesn’t want to be hounded, they can make their choice. If a kid is truly committed to a school, then he can tell other coaches to stop calling him.
But most kids seem to like that attention. I think that a lot of kids feel pressured into making commitments early by the entire process. Early signing day if anything increases that pressure, and will end up locking kids into situations they may not want to be in.
The main proponents of early signing day are simply coaches that get “screwed over” and lose control of these situations. And that’s really what this whole thing is about. Coaches, that already have almost total control in this situation, want even more.
If you want your recruits, recruit. Make them want to come to your school more than anything else. It’s that simple.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 5, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the early signing period
Right? They can sign later if they want to, there is no reason they need to sign right away, I actually have a problem with trying to lock a kid in as early as possible. I think its a bad idea to allow teams to lock up guys early, especially if a team does suffer from decommitments, they can then try to scramble after someone else.
by QuackinAK on Feb 5, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the only signing period for football
JC kids can sign and enroll in December, but for HS the period is now until April.
Basketball, on the other hand, has a week in November, and then the regular period from mid April to May
by cougfan on Feb 5, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just wary of it. It probably wouldn’t have much of an impact. But I just don’t like the players being tied down before they have to be.
It just seems to me there’s no real argument for it, and it’s proponents are coaches that are simply pissed cause they lost players at the last minute. And honestly, if those players are changing their minds at the last minute, then it’s pretty crappy that these coaches would want them to have their earlier decisions be binding, regardless of if that’s the right decision for the player or not.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 5, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think most people were jackasses to Kevin Love
because Stan Love took every opportunity to trash the school. There was no reason to act that way by the students, but Stan went out of his way to be a total ass.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"If Washington State feels they got done wrong, maybe they got out-recruited."
Served!
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In other, unrelated news
A 13 year old was pulled over in L.A. driving an SUV registered to Ed Orgeron. He claims he got it from a friend’s dealership.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that
but I was too busy looking for Chris Hansen that I didn’t comment on it right away
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, but what were your intentions with this 13 year old boy?

I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
13 yr old boy says yes to special offer from Kiffin.
Yeah, that doesn’t sound wrong on any level.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
by DamienS on Feb 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
aaaaaaaaaaaaand
Hom-Eroticism rears its head at 12:489 PT on this glorious day.
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
by axemen23 on Feb 5, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell does 12:489 mean?
I know that you (axemen) have a special set of maps, but I never knew you had your own clock too. Okay, my whole comment was uncalled for, sorry.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agate Street has it’s own time zone.
by JonathanPDX on Feb 5, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
which is a two hour time difference from Agate Alley
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where in relation to the "?" would that be?
Southeast of fuck boise?
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Two hours and one decimal to be exact
by JonathanPDX on Feb 5, 2010 11:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You get Walla Walla Onion Rings in that time zone for free.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want to go to there.
And get me some of that Agate Street Stuff
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 6, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They're insanely good.
Agate Alley also has these pumpkin enchiladas. Stellar. I’d recommend the place.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
for what its worth
market of choice has awesome pumpkin enchiladas
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by axemen23 on Feb 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pumpkin enchilada?
Whaaaaaa?
It may be delicious, but anything with pumpkin in it will never actually be an enchilada.
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by CaDuck on Feb 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh but it is.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Feb 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let me clarify...
Enchilada

Not an enchilada

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by CaDuck on Feb 6, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So stuck in your ways, starting to sound like an old man.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 7, 2010 6:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn right boy!
Back in my heyday, where I’m from there is no such thing as a damn pumpkin enchilada! We ate real enchiladas! With chicken and beef, cheese and no damn pumpkin! Now get off of my parents lawn!
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by CaDuck on Feb 7, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're putting too much excitability into it, old guys don't have the energy for that many exclamation points.
And there’s an art to how many obscenities you string in there, you can’t overdo that either.
Jesus, it’s like teaching a fart how not to stink.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 7, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duly noted.
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by CaDuck on Feb 7, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just kidding man.
Did I sound old and crotchety?
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 7, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CaDuck’s bitter because he basically lives in Mexico.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Feb 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight. 30 miles north of TJ.
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by CaDuck on Feb 7, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. Joey Harrington had a signed scholly offer at birth from Cas.
At birth.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
from what I know of that
it seemed more tongue in cheek.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 6, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So
Will it be Xfinity Sports Net? Sounds like a channel for porn games.
http://consumerist.com/2010/02/comcast-rebranding-itself-as-xfinity.html
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Feb 5, 2010 10:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yup. It does. That’s why they are changing it. More viewers for sure.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Comcast has a bad reputation, so maybe they are trying to confuse consumers. Kind of like how Arthur Andersen rebranded as Accenture.
Also xfinity sounds extreme for the 21st Century!
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the place where infinity and extreme meet. Awesome.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Why when companies rebrand, do they always pick a new name that starts with "X"
Blackwater (our favorite felonious Iraqi contractor) did too.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 5, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Barney Stinson made up the new name in a trial run of his video resume
Then sold it to comcast for a million awesomeness and a perfect week.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He makes it all possimpible.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Feb 5, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For the nerds?
X is the variable for infinity?
What does it say about me that I thought of it that way? That I call it ‘pop’?
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Feb 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
God my job is awesome
Had a three PBR lunch, so I’ve been chewing gum…my boss just brought me a fresh PBR
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
How can you drink that stuff?
Just askin’.
2010 PBR bears no relation to the PBR I learned to barf on back in the day.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 5, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s award winning. How can you not drink it?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Feb 5, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it has a mother effing blue ribbon
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s cheap and delicious…and to be honest, I did have a Dead Guy, followed by two PBRs
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 5, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like eating a steak and washing it down with two turds
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I will take your word for that.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Feb 5, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This cannot possibly be rec’d enough. It’s a good thing I’m the last one in my office. I was laughing pretty dang loud at that one.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 5, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I say soda.
It’s clearly the best word for a carbonated beverage.
In Tennessee, people say coke, despite whether or not they want an actual Coca-Cola. I hate it.
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 4:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And in ATQ, we say "reply fail"
HoodRiverDuck would be very proud right now…Hahaha
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Beating up on the non-regular at ATQ :(
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately everyone is open game.
But don’t worry… It’s almost like an award for reply fail.
Everyone enjoys it!
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
by JShufelt on Feb 5, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Comparable to winning a Razzie for worst actor?
Oh wait, that goes to Ginobili…
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/lame NBA joke
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You masochist.
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by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I TURNED THIS VIDEO OFF
I’m sorry but I hate “modern” editing “techniques”. Just show great things, edited together without all the moving camera and flashing lights. It’s crap and I refuse to watch it despite my love for the subject matter.
Probably for the best, I was getting over exited from the get go for Duck Football to start again. How many months til opening day?
Go Ducks!!!
by Emperor_Doom on Feb 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A rant like this ends as such: Get off my lawn!
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 5, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Back in my day our videos were in black and white. And they didn’t move. And we made them with charcoal sticks on rocks. If you were even lucky enough to HAVE a stick, let alone some fire to burn the tip of it! The rocks were in abundance but every one you drew on was one you couldn’t eat.
by JonathanPDX on Feb 5, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
...and when there was no meat,
we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 5, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And Gaddammit, we loved those rocks, that sand.
Sometimes it was rocks and sand, just to mix things up, like a chili, and you ain’t ever seen one this dense, let me tell you. Every had a silica mash, boy? Slate?
Gaddam kids these days with their meats and poultry and vegetables, soft I tell you SOFT.
Well let me tell you one thing, the day you start eating limestone casserole is the day you become a man. You wanna impress me? Go outside and eat the porch, then come back in here and tell me you liked it and you’re ready for desert. Otherwise we’re done talking, girlie.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 5, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and eat Jacobsen's porch too, guy gives me the willies.
We know he ain’t gonna maintain it so let’s just take the damn thing off his hands.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 5, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And eat Musgrave's lawn, too.
"We'll go."
by DONALDUCK on Feb 6, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But only if you can trim every blade of glass
to an identical 1/4" height. Otherwise: Off. Lawn. Now.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 6, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Hmmm, I’m on lawn. Should I stay on? Eat lawn? Walk around? Ponder why I’m a useless douchebag? Go blank and stare at sky? Develop string theory equations? Get off lawn?
When in doubt: OFF LAWN.
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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 6, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
take shit on lawn?
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
by axemen23 on Feb 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Talk to your mom about potty training, man, it's really supposed to happen earlier.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 7, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the exact opposite the entire time
I love that our video department is always evolving and pushing themselves. You can tell how seriously they take their job as art, and I love it. Of course(Dave hey look I’m learning) I am a Digital Art graduate.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Feb 5, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I ain't saying they didn't work hard
I make this same bitch everytime someone makes a frantic frenetic over the top sports vid. Lots of people bitch me out, others love me for saying what they felt but wouldn’t voice, but no one has ever quoted Raising Arizona.
by Emperor_Doom on Feb 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Consider yourself honored!
That whole movie is one long quote-fest. As is nearly everything the Coen Brothers ever did.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 6, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP
They need to send that video to every recruit they think they have a chance with. That was amazing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 5, 2010 5:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Um..video isn't working for me. Cuts off at about the 30 second mark.
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 5:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well just got it to work. Got some chills, to say the least. That was AMAZING.
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 6:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This,
As well as just about every video produced by UO via either oregongridiron.com or goducks.com is amazing.
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
by CaDuck on Feb 5, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, that's probably the best highlight video I've ever seen.
I'm just a humble servant of the almighty Juju.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 5, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seconded
I literally got shivers
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
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