ATQ Clownzano question contest sponsored by axemen23
by axemen23 on Feb 9, 2010 12:05 PM PST
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I am going to the JEA/NSPA national high school journalism convention in portland. John Clownzano is one of speakers during the 3 day convention. You may submit one question that I should ask him at the conference, and then I will pick the final 5 and put it to an atq vote via poll. Have fun kiddies!
*note that I will have to make it a PG version of whatever you ask. I'd rather not get kicked out.
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by jtlight on Feb 9, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Try and clean this one up why don't ya....
Mr. Canzano, you’re an asshat!
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
Should a columnist be held—or hold himself—to the same standards as reporters, or is it part of a columnist’s gig to deal in rumor and innuendo specifically because he isn’t bound by rules like, for instance, multiple confirmed sources?
Actually, the first part of that is a great question for Canzano.
“Should a columnist be held—or hold himself—to the same standards as reporters?”
The second half is great too, but I would be interested to hear what he had to say if you asked him this.
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-Conan O'Brien
yep. the questions with the best chances of coming to fruition are the slightly edgy, yet good questions. like this one, and jareds.
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Do you like bread?
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
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by Takimoto on Feb 9, 2010 1:05 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
John,
You like apples?
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
Addicted to Quack
Well I’m writing a Tako Tuesday. How do you like them apples?!?
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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John,
I chose buisness ethics.
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
Addicted to Quack
Matt Daddy,
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Love, John
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
no, cause we'll do this for a bit, then we'll have a final 5 poll, then a final 2.
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
you really think out of all these questions you’re going to find 5 good one?
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
Addicted to Quack
That's subjective.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 10, 2010 4:41 AM PST up reply actions
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Variation: “Did you always aspire to be a terrible, one-sided, pessimistic, talentless writer when you were a kid?”
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Variation: “What do you want to be if and when you ever grow up?”
CKTK: A music blog. We write about what we want to write about.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get. But, if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'Brien
What are thoughts on how globalization has impacted countries on many levels, including the areas of media and journalism. Debates have been raging about the perceived homogenizing influence of the global media industry on local identities, cultures, and ideologies. Also, recent trends toward international concentration of mass media ownership, deregulation and privatization of national cultural industries, and new alliances between transnational media corporations and complacent governments, and how they have led to the consolidation of market-driven journalism.
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 9, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
He’s looking for “questions”, not “lots of big words in a row”.
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
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by Takimoto on Feb 9, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My question
What shaving product do you use on your bald headed dome?
by MurphyLPiddleton on Feb 9, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions
keep em coming this is quite entertaining, and i've seen a few good ones :D
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
One time in band journalism camp…
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?”
CKTK: A music blog. We write about what we want to write about.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get. But, if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'Brien
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
by PacBellBoozer on Feb 9, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of a rapping name is Steve?
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Can you smoke underwater?
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
Dear John,
I’ve heard there are doctors that can help remove that stick from your ass, have you looked into this?
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
Well,
Rather than a stick, I actually heard a rumor that it was a Beaver. Just sayin…
Okay, that was brutal. Please peta, don’t attack my home.
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
that would be wonderful
except I think he gets some sick pleasure out of that.
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
Mr Canzano, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber
for having listened to it. I award you no points,
and may God have mercy on your soul.
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.
by PacBellBoozer on Feb 9, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
Stop looking at me, swan!
It's spelled "R-E-D-V-I-N-E-S"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Nice in going to the convention.
My high school goes every other year, We voted on rather going to LA than Portland.
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 10, 2010 5:54 AM PST reply actions
Taking a cue from The Office:
1) “Why are you the way you are?”
2) “What gives you the right?”
3) “How dare you?”
The "O" stands for "Oh dear god, when does football season start again?"
My actual suggestion
“Mr. Canzano, regarding your suggestion that Oregon would have a hard time finding 6 wins in its schedule, what exactly does a humble pie taste like when the crow is baked directly into it?”
The "O" stands for "Oh dear god, when does football season start again?"
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 10, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This, sir, is rectastic.
s-panic = σ – ⅓ (σx+σy+σz) I
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
"Do you recognize the similarity to the taste of your own foot?"
CKTK: A music blog. We write about what we want to write about.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get. But, if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'Brien
I hate so much the things you choose to be.
CKTK: A music blog. We write about what we want to write about.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get. But, if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'Brien
Question
Have you found that accuracy in reporting is helpful or is it more helpful to say something so wrong it generates controversy and rage?
Mr. Canzano, I’ve been having some digestive problems. Given how far your head has been shoved up your ass, can you tell me how the descending colon works? Thank you.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
that would be a good one. Follow Jared's for example. its a good question with the underlying potshot
he’ll have to answer it while i give him the “yeah i’ve got you by the balls” look
Proud winner of the 2009 ATQ Jersey Contest
Serious question
What is it like covering a major sporting event, like the Super Bowl?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
As a real question
What is your opinion on the new format of internet journalism that involves transparent reader commentary on your writing? Do you embrace the criticism (whether good or bad), do you ignore it, or is your approach somewhere in between?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Feb 10, 2010 10:31 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Straight from the book of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman'...
Preamble: “I’m asking the fucking questions here. Do you understand? Are you shook up? Are you nervous? Do I make you nervous? Were you about to call me an asshole?”
First: "Basic Military Journalism… You gotta be shittin’ me, Canzano. You think you’re Mickey Spillane? You think you’re some kind of a fuckin’ writer? "
Second one comes in two parts: “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
He lives in Canada or something.
But this seems early to awake from hibernation. Canadians hibernate, right?
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
It takes a while for the messages from Canada to get to Oregon and onto the blog.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Al is like Norm from Cheers. Every time he walks into a thread we all need to shout AL!
I'm going to the beach to bury metal objects that I've written "Get a Life" on.
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No, let's not do that.
My apologies for my absence. It’s nice to be missed! But it’s been busy musically: 10 performances and 15 rehearsals in the past 30 days. And yeah, it’s REALLY COLD up here. The virus that toasted my computer last week provided most of Ontario’s heating requirements. Yesterday I saw a polar bear, frozen to death in the middle of the main street, little paws sticking up.
Is it football season yet?
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
Hey! It's Al!
LaMichael James + Kenjon Barner + Lache Seastrunk + Dontae Williams + Josh Huff + Keanon Lowe + Remene Alston +...
AL!
Yesterday I saw a polar bear, frozen to death in the middle of the main street, little paws sticking up.
I told you guys, the Polar Bears make sense!
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"
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