UO quarterback Masoli to be charged in frat house theft
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Chip Kelly has actually started wearing a rabbit-skin glove on his right hand just so his face has something soft to rest in.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Chip Kelly=Curley?
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Welll….fuck.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
This
}^£%*£%££#&$"
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 10, 2010 3:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I care, obviously, but I can't feel sorry for the guy.
Recruit gifted athletes with half a brain and this stuff will happen. I wish there was video of him at least trucking a frat guy as he left the house.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 10, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
This is when Darron calls up Jordan and says, “we gotta get some snaps in.”
"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.
Nooooooooo. Nate Costa doesn't fit our system!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
how do you know?
Costa has only played in one game. I tell you what he is alot faster than i thought he would be. Who says that the QB has to run as much as Masoli does. Sure it really helps having someone who can run as well as JM, but I would like to see someone who can shred a secondary more than once or twice a season. The passing game would open even more holes for the run game. And I think Costa can run reasonably well. I havent seen Thomas run yet. Who knows
Costa has been there for about eleven years. Even if he isn’t trucking DB’s like Masoli he must know the playbook pretty well. And he’s had more time working with Chip Kelly than anyone else we have, you have to think he’s been prepared to play. If Costa hadn’t suffered the knee injuries do you think Masoli would have become the starter, or would this have been Costa’s team all along?
It was a joke..look up that statement on this site.
I fucking hate you Mariners
This has to have come out of the grand jury so i would say yes
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Yeah, the language is confusing here.
The KVAL story says an arragnment is scheduled, but Burglary 2 is a C felony, so I would think he would need to be indicted. Not really sure what is going on.
I heart taxes.
I think
The grand jury can hand down the indictment, or a prosecutor can take the findings of the grand jury and file a case. I don’t know which is the case here
Seems to me the grand jury has not convened at all here.
I am guessing, that because it is a lesser F, that they are not requiring an indictment.
I heart taxes.
its gotta be
video or recovered stuff
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
definitely
Masoli best find a place to transfer, if anyone will have him.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
goody our heisman backfield is getting a tour of the lane county legal system
btw didn’t someone here get a lot of shit for reporting this? anyone care to name that fellow? maybe say they’re sorry?
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Oh, wait, wait, wait...it's on the tip of my tongue!
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
his name is synonomus with porn
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Damn, Ron Jeremy must have better sources than Canzano.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know you were going for the joke here, but on a serious note, I eviscerated UOSD for reporting this about a month back. While the timing was wrong, the gist of the story was not, and I owe UOSD an apology.
Sorry, UO Sports Dude.
(If memory serves, I never said anything to axemen for it. But axemen can feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, and if I am, I’ll give him his due apology as well.)
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
It wasn’t that he reported it or got it wrong (or right). It was how he did it that was wrong and irresponsible.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
They weren’t even factual.
If my memory serves me correctly, axemen “reported” this about a month ago, and said that there were going to be charges filed by the end of the week. This is a significant time later.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I was talking in regard to US Sports Dude.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
Ah, I see.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Who had 17 comments in the “How long until Axemen insufferably gloats” pool? I think I had 14.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
We need a counter for this, too.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, you didn’t report this. You predicted this would happen weeks ago. You’ve been oddly silent since then. So can it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
for one, i shut up cause you threatened me. 2nd off, i’m not gloating, i just want it known that for all the shit you guys have given me, all the insults and backhanded stuff….i was right. so there :p
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You do realize
the insults and backhanded stuff get directed at you because you constantly feel the need to comment on everything. Pick and choose your battles better and I am SURE that the outcome will be different for you.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Great. You’re right. You’re still annoying everybody.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Your original claim was that Masoli would be arrested in the next few days (or some other very soon time frame). So, no, you weren’t correct.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
You said that he was going to be charged in A WEEK....and that was about A MONTH ago.
Your butt-bud Moseley was wrong.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
This is for the best.
Darron Thomas is the real deal. Now we won’t have to deal with Masoli’s atrocious decision making both on and off the field.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions
you mean the bad qb that took us to the rose bowl? yeah he sucks. and plz plz plz don’t convict him…read my sig.
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
More like “did just enough to get us beat” during the first 3 1/2 quarters of a game, then pull a win out of his ass after putting us in position to lose by fumbles and poor decisions. Our home schedule was very friendly, that also helped us as well as USC stumbling.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 10, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
I think he means the QB that lost the Rose Bowl for us.
by jessenumber1 on Mar 10, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
something else to think about…does this mean bryan bennet can’t RS
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Ha.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
well its a legit question
here’s another one. Do we have a spot picked out for the fulmer cup yet?
Innocent until proven guilty.
Umm… Costa and Thomas and Hawkings…
Unless we have another ’08 year… Bennet should be fine.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
Call it a tie.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
The three-way tie is, but the wagers not so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72zn2KODSsY
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
If it so happens we're without J-Ma...
We still have Costa, Thomas, Hawkins. I’d say we can still plan to redshirt Bennet barring injury.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I’m confused. Has everyone forgot about Costa?
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
But he isn’t the future!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
And doesn't fit our system, hello!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Is he related to Matt Daddy?
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, I’m on a strict not-giving-Canzano-page-views diet.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 10, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
This one’s actually not that unreasonable.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Chip’s main point is that by the time this is all said and done with, he will have handled it as best as possible, not that his players would be innocent.
Canzano’s reaction is simply pathetic for someone that considers himself a journalist.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
But is Canzano expected to change his views or go back on what he said simply because we don’t agree with it?
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I don’t expect him to change his opinion on the topic, but how he’s handled it is ridiculously unprofessional, and skews Kelly’s comments in the first place.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
No, but he maintains this position that Chip Kelly is being inconsistent. Kelly is only being inconsistent based on what Canzano knows. And he still looks silly for even intimating that Kelly’s supposed “inconsistency” when it comes to discipline has somehow spurred other players to do stupid things.
Furthermore, even if we assume Kelly has a doublt standard and suspends backups while not suspending starters, what the hell has the effect been? They haven’t been playing games or even practicing!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I just hope this all works itself out soon. I’m sick of talking about this.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I did view it, and I was disgusted his link to sportsbybrooks.com.
I’m done with him.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
It’s a total farce. The headline of the post is something like “James’ plea deal kills Kelly’s credibility.”
I want to say this really clearly for him
James is, from Canzano’s own blog, pleading NO CONTEST. This is not an admission of guilt. It, more likely, means he wanted to avoid a messy trial with he said she said and get back to his life.
Are the alpha sig guys feeling a bit like Steve Bartman right now?
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
would you trade your computer, guitar and whatever the fuck a projector screen is for Masoli to play this year
I think i would have to say yes, but I have insurance on my computer.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
This is why SAE didn’t let you in to their fraternity.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I still want to hear the explanation for "running with a projector screen"
Innocent until proven guilty.
Let's keep that National Championship hope alive, guys!
Seriously…come on now. Facepalm. That’s all.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:36 PM PST reply actions
I'm not sure I want to go deal with you guys drunk on moonshine talking about this in September TQA8
Innocent until proven guilty.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT AXEMEN. KNOXVILLE IS FULL OF HICKS. THANK YOU. WE GET THE POINT NOW.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I’m personally looking forward to the moonshine. Sounds like we’re gonna need it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The only time I’ve ever had moonshine is in Eugene. Just sayin’
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Take a deep breath. It's not the end of the world. It's not like we can't win without Masoli...we don't even know that he will be convicted or kicked off.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Very true
My sig stays the same as does my belief. I might actually give you a rec ian.
Innocent until proven guilty.
That's like winning a Razzie.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
All charges of crimes at this level come from a Grand Jury in the state of Oregon.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
I wonder if the Courthouse is getting like a team picture signed by the guys as they troop through
Innocent until proven guilty.
Even if he does so happen to get kicked off (PURE speculation, just for thought)
We will win many games. Honestly, look how many games we won when Masoli was starter in 2008, he was anything but great until the end of that season. Who knows, perhaps we may complete a pass in the first quarter now…
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
isn't mark mangino's closet full of those?
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This burn is so hot it should be green.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Has axemen reached China with the hole he is digging?
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Heh. Rec'd
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Not on "the map", so I believe the answer is no.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
I was wondering about that.
We may need an update to that map. The only question is what side of Agate China is located.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Philosophical question:
Would you rather be hearing about this news about the program, or possible recruiting violations and shady dealing?
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
This news.
You can get rid of the players who are the offenders of the law. The violations and shady dealings affect revenues, bowls, etc. You can move on from these.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Philosophical Question:
Would you rather be hearing about this news about the program, or would you rather wear purple and kiss your mother on the lips after your games?
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Come now, think big.
Why can’t we be like Florida and have both?
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
very good point made by tonydifransisco on twitter
which i cant link on my phone. the gist is "wonder if masoli’s gone, not just for the crimes but because he lied to chip
very good point and one that i think kills any hope masoli has (if he’s found guilty)
Innocent until proven guilty.
by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 4:00 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I don't want liars and criminals (if found guilty) on the team.
Give me kids that work hard, have some talent, and don’t embarrass themselves and the program off the field.
That’s all we ask for, and it isn’t too much.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
What a crap day
I get a migraine, throw up, have to take a nap, and wake up to this shit. Next thing I’m going to hear that Brandon Roy tore his ACL and Ichiro has to get Tommy John surgery.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Ryan Appleby has been hired as the new men’s basketball coach.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fixed.
I get a migraine, throw up, have to take a nap, and wake up to this shit. Next thing I’m going to hear that Brandon Roy Nic Batum tore his ACL and Ichiro Felix Hernandez has to get Tommy John surgery.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
IF YOU EVER MENTION KING FELIX'S NAME IN A NEGATIVE WAY AGAIN
I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Mar 10, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Look on the bright side
Felony = more Fulmer cup points, so at least we have that going for us.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
…which is nice.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Look on the bright side folks
Today sucks pretty bad, but we have a lot to be thankful for:
We aren’t in Boise. As bad as things are, they could be a lot worse.
We aren’t WSU fans. No offense Cougfan, but man, that has to suck.
We’re not in California. Oregon > California. Period.
We’re still PAC-10 MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPIONS!!! Not even a grand jury can take that away.
Our coach is Chip Kelly, not Lane Kiffin.
Every if all the guys who are charged get booted we have Thomas, Costa, Barner, and two incoming running backs who look great. It’s scary, but that’s a lot of speed and talent to play with.
by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
We’re not in California. Oregon > California. Period.
Hey, let’s not be disparaging other states. Don’t make me describe the weather outside. I didn’t even wear a jacket to work this morning.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Seconded.
I wore a t-shirt and shorts to school today.
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
Dude. It was high 60's here today.
TENNESSEE>CALI
SUCK IT!!!
:(
I wish.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
One word, you know the significance.
Neptune.
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
Hey, but I'm taking an 11 day trip to NoCal and Nevada this summer, so it won't be too long.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
I like California.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Fixed
I like California and porn.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

Mmmm, bacon wrapped turkey…
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
All I see is “Oregon.” All publicity is good publicity!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Check the front page now
Both are on one line, sandwiched between Torii Hunter’s comments and a story about Marion Jones.
I just want to say, I will continue to support him until he is convicted. I'm not going to give up on someone only to look like an asshole when he's proven innocent.
Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.
Oregon-Frontrunners for the 2010 Fulmer Cup
by QuackQuackAttack on Mar 10, 2010 4:36 PM PST reply actions
With LMJ, Embry and Masoli all showing up in court Friday, we should at least get a few cheerleaders to go along too. You know, for support.
The UO Sports Dude.com
Redshirt?
Does Masoli have 1 year left, or 2 years to play 1? If he is convicted and gets a significant suspension I wonder if that would be an option for him to finish his career as a Duck.
Holy crap. You’re right.
But if he is convicted, his significant suspension would probably be “forever”.
Rule 1. Don’t lie to Chip Kelly.
Rule 2. Don’t punch other players.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
Also...
Don’t talk shit about Chip’s disciplinary decisions on Facebook. Thank you Holland.
How do you spell asshat? C-L-O-W-N-Z-A-N-O.
Know what really hurts?
Saying, “oh yeah, most definitely.”
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Guys... I don't drink so...
Two things…
1: Please take a few shots for me tonight.
2: Any advice about how to drowned my sorrows without drinking would be much appreciated (red vines?).
…and scary as shit.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
My co-worker and I...
were having a discussion before the Civil War game about how we did not think the players had any idea how much of our happiness was contingent upon the outcome of the game that night. Two professional adults with families at home depending on the performance of young athletes for happiness…. Not getting ANY work accomplished the day of the game… Ultimately we came to the conclusion about how pathetic we were and how we should not live our lives vicariously through these kids.
As I sit here crushed by the potential and seemingly more likely actions of our heisman candidate backfield… I reiterate that conclusion… Can I get an Amen?
When I was in college in IA
My happiness was contingent on whether we won that week. This was during the Harrington era.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I wish they'd replay some 2007 football on TV
I want to rewatch the 2007 USC game so bad, heck any of those great Dixon / Stewart wins would make today a lot better. Every now and then they’ll replay something on Comcast, but never from that season. Youtube highlights just aren’t the same.
The way our luck is going..
.. they’ll replay the 2007 Arizona / UCLA / OSU games in a marathon.
everything is history, eventually.
I was at that UCLA game. My one year old son cried the entire first quarter. That was the best part of the game.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I cried the entire game, too.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
Dear Darron Thomas' knees,
Pay no attention to this comment. Thank you.
Love, Takimoto
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Darron+Lache+LMJ (maybe)+Dontae Williams=TEXAS BACKFIELD DOMINATION!
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
Hells yes.
Let the future begin. Bring on the Texans!!!
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
Darron Thomas
is more like Dixon, aside from the exploding knee feature, than Masoli is, no? Just saying…and looking on the bright side
Fixed.
It's time for a calm, reasoned response to the whole matter.
To save bandwidth, I will express this in Visual Basic:
While Oregon_Players_Continue_To_Behave_As_Idiots = ‘T’
Print "FUCK ";
Wend
everything is history, eventually.
It burns! It burns! Get it away from us!
#!/usr/bin/perl
print “FUCK” while $Oregon_Players_Continue_To_Behave_As_Idiots;
Ahh, much better.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 10, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
So by Friday Oregon will most likely have 3 football players at the courthouse making pleas on cases and firing a basketball coach… Well, we can only go up from here.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
That's just burnt!
I’ve been reading ATQ for quite some time. Love your blog, and all your usual commenters. I just joined today to offer my sincere and heartfelt apologies. Not apologies for what’s transpired, it’s been one helluva off season for you guys.
I’m apologizing for all the nimwits who may or may not come by to pour on the schadenfreude. You guys have been kind to us Trojans through thick and thin, and as far as this Trojan is concerned- you’ve got a fan in me. (it also helps that you guys thoroughly kicked our friggin butts this past year in football. i attended the game and was treated to a solid game without too many mishaps. didn’t even get in a fight this time around. Autzen has been my “fun trip” for quite some time now)
Truly, my heart goes out to all you Duck fans. You guys have one helluva coach and 3-deep of full on studs on your team. You’ll show up this season and continue to do well. Fuck all those bozos bitching about Coach Kelly. He. Is. A. Fucking. Badass!
He’ll do what’s right. You all will be doing fine.
A respectful “Quack!” to one and all!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 10, 2010 5:51 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
You are a Bama and USC fan...please leave NOW.
Just kidding (or am I?).
Thanks for the kind words. Kelly is a BA, yes. We really don’t have many problems with people “pouring on the schadenfreude”. People are usually pretty respectful.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
Wow..
…uhh…thank you.
Haha we’re not used to such benevolent folk coming in from the Nether-realms, aside from the usual Cal and UW dudes. And that one guy from Ohio State who e-hung out here for awhile leading up to and following the Rose Bowl. And cougfan, the charity case here.
yeah where is davereg anyway
did you send the pleasant army there by mistake tako?
Innocent until proven guilty.
The first rule of Eddie Pleasant Army is we do not ask questions.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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Muchly appreciated.
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you for your apologies regarding the sure flock of migrating a-holes.
Sadly, they will come.
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
Chip says in a statement (according to 95.5)
That discipline decisions on JM and LMJ will be made Friday.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Darron Thomas! Clap clap clapclapclap!
This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...
I had to sign up just to post my appreciation for the hilarious hi-jinx in these comments as well as removing the spotlight from my beloved Gators – at least until someone gets a hold of another automatic rifle.
1-2-3-4-5, them Gators don't take no jive!
Welcome, pull up a seat, grab a Mac Book, Guitar and projector and stay a while
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs






















