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Chip Kelly has actually started wearing a rabbit-skin glove on his right hand just so his face has something soft to rest in.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly=Curley?

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the bright side: at least our days-since-last-incident counter stays at four, right?

by ntrebon on Mar 10, 2010 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Oh fun! I was getting tired of our “Goody-two-shoes” image anyway.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Umm…+1 -—————————————————————^

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This was pretty much my reaction.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Took the words right out of my mouth.

by djp on Mar 10, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This

}^£%*£%££#&$"

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 10, 2010 3:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

lol… that’s funny

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 10, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well played once again.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that's too funny

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.

by Gekko Mojo on Mar 10, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows

Maybe that’s exhibit A of the evidence.

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is when Darron calls up Jordan and says, “we gotta get some snaps in.”

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Mar 10, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

Good thing we have spring practice coming up.

by ntrebon on Mar 10, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you know?

Costa has only played in one game. I tell you what he is alot faster than i thought he would be. Who says that the QB has to run as much as Masoli does. Sure it really helps having someone who can run as well as JM, but I would like to see someone who can shred a secondary more than once or twice a season. The passing game would open even more holes for the run game. And I think Costa can run reasonably well. I havent seen Thomas run yet. Who knows

by ducksfan on Mar 10, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Costa has been there for about eleven years. Even if he isn’t trucking DB’s like Masoli he must know the playbook pretty well. And he’s had more time working with Chip Kelly than anyone else we have, you have to think he’s been prepared to play. If Costa hadn’t suffered the knee injuries do you think Masoli would have become the starter, or would this have been Costa’s team all along?

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And after how long they’ve investigated this, I’m thinking they have some pretty damning evidence…

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

This has to have come out of the grand jury so i would say yes

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 10, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the language is confusing here.

The KVAL story says an arragnment is scheduled, but Burglary 2 is a C felony, so I would think he would need to be indicted. Not really sure what is going on.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Mar 10, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

The grand jury can hand down the indictment, or a prosecutor can take the findings of the grand jury and file a case. I don’t know which is the case here

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems to me the grand jury has not convened at all here.

I am guessing, that because it is a lesser F, that they are not requiring an indictment.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Mar 10, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

its gotta be

video or recovered stuff

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

definitely

Masoli best find a place to transfer, if anyone will have him.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 10, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And if he lied to Chip?

My guess is that the Rose Bowl will be Masoli’s last game in an Oregon uniform.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

goody our heisman backfield is getting a tour of the lane county legal system

btw didn’t someone here get a lot of shit for reporting this? anyone care to name that fellow? maybe say they’re sorry?

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

his name is synonomus with porn

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Damn, Ron Jeremy must have better sources than Canzano.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I know you were going for the joke here, but on a serious note, I eviscerated UOSD for reporting this about a month back. While the timing was wrong, the gist of the story was not, and I owe UOSD an apology.

Sorry, UO Sports Dude.

(If memory serves, I never said anything to axemen for it. But axemen can feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, and if I am, I’ll give him his due apology as well.)

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t that he reported it or got it wrong (or right). It was how he did it that was wrong and irresponsible.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They weren’t even factual.

If my memory serves me correctly, axemen “reported” this about a month ago, and said that there were going to be charges filed by the end of the week. This is a significant time later.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking in regard to US Sports Dude.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who had 17 comments in the “How long until Axemen insufferably gloats” pool? I think I had 14.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We need a counter for this, too.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, you didn’t report this. You predicted this would happen weeks ago. You’ve been oddly silent since then. So can it.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

for one, i shut up cause you threatened me. 2nd off, i’m not gloating, i just want it known that for all the shit you guys have given me, all the insults and backhanded stuff….i was right. so there :p

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You do realize

the insults and backhanded stuff get directed at you because you constantly feel the need to comment on everything. Pick and choose your battles better and I am SURE that the outcome will be different for you.

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Great. You’re right. You’re still annoying everybody.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Your original claim was that Masoli would be arrested in the next few days (or some other very soon time frame). So, no, you weren’t correct.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm aware

I just felt like pointing out that for all the shit I take, I wasn’t a babbling idiot (for that one)…moving on.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You said that he was going to be charged in A WEEK....and that was about A MONTH ago.

Your butt-bud Moseley was wrong.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is for the best.

Darron Thomas is the real deal. Now we won’t have to deal with Masoli’s atrocious decision making both on and off the field.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

Yep. Moving on.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 10, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean the bad qb that took us to the rose bowl? yeah he sucks. and plz plz plz don’t convict him…read my sig.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

More like “did just enough to get us beat” during the first 3 1/2 quarters of a game, then pull a win out of his ass after putting us in position to lose by fumbles and poor decisions. Our home schedule was very friendly, that also helped us as well as USC stumbling.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 10, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he means the QB that lost the Rose Bowl for us.

by jessenumber1 on Mar 10, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dar-ron Tho-mas!

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

something else to think about…does this mean bryan bennet can’t RS

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I thought he was innocent until proven guilty?

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

well its a legit question

here’s another one. Do we have a spot picked out for the fulmer cup yet?

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Umm… Costa and Thomas and Hawkings…

Unless we have another ’08 year… Bennet should be fine.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Call it a tie.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If it so happens we're without J-Ma...

We still have Costa, Thomas, Hawkins. I’d say we can still plan to redshirt Bennet barring injury.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused. Has everyone forgot about Costa?

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

But he isn’t the future!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He also throws strangely.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he related to Matt Daddy?

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if Masoli is kicked off I hope Thomas wins the job because I think he is a better fit then Costa

by The Legend on Mar 10, 2010 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

groan
The only real apology here is the one owed to the kids who work hard and stay out of trouble at Oregon.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m on a strict not-giving-Canzano-page-views diet.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 10, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This one’s actually not that unreasonable.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

the fact that he expects a total apology from Chip is pretty unreasonable…

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't like it

It sounds like him dancing around saying I was right, bow down, apologize to me

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I thought.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip’s main point is that by the time this is all said and done with, he will have handled it as best as possible, not that his players would be innocent.

Canzano’s reaction is simply pathetic for someone that considers himself a journalist.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

But is Canzano expected to change his views or go back on what he said simply because we don’t agree with it?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't expect him to

I also don’t respect someone publicly doing a nanner nanner nanner dance

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t expect him to change his opinion on the topic, but how he’s handled it is ridiculously unprofessional, and skews Kelly’s comments in the first place.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but he maintains this position that Chip Kelly is being inconsistent. Kelly is only being inconsistent based on what Canzano knows. And he still looks silly for even intimating that Kelly’s supposed “inconsistency” when it comes to discipline has somehow spurred other players to do stupid things.

Furthermore, even if we assume Kelly has a doublt standard and suspends backups while not suspending starters, what the hell has the effect been? They haven’t been playing games or even practicing!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I just hope this all works itself out soon. I’m sick of talking about this.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, one way or the other.

by ntrebon on Mar 10, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I did view it, and I was disgusted his link to sportsbybrooks.com.

I’m done with him.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the sportsbybrooks link? I don’t want to give anybody any page views.

by grimc on Mar 10, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a total farce. The headline of the post is something like “James’ plea deal kills Kelly’s credibility.”

by ntrebon on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano took the SBB article

Changed some words, and made it his own

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano

Why is he not banned form ATQ? No mention of his name, BS articles from his blog / paper, nor biased reporting. Hit him where it hurts – treat him like he doesn’t exist.

by WAduck on Mar 10, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you off by a factor of 4 recently?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but it doesn’t mean i can’t make a mild joke…

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to say this really clearly for him

James is, from Canzano’s own blog, pleading NO CONTEST. This is not an admission of guilt. It, more likely, means he wanted to avoid a messy trial with he said she said and get back to his life.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

would you trade your computer, guitar and whatever the fuck a projector screen is for Masoli to play this year

I think i would have to say yes, but I have insurance on my computer.

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Mar 10, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why SAE didn’t let you in to their fraternity.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's keep that National Championship hope alive, guys!

Seriously…come on now. Facepalm. That’s all.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

I’m personally looking forward to the moonshine. Sounds like we’re gonna need it.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The only time I’ve ever had moonshine is in Eugene. Just sayin’

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true

My sig stays the same as does my belief. I might actually give you a rec ian.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That's like winning a Razzie.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that it came from a Grand Jury

Makes it hold a bit more weight.

In other words, PANIC

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

All charges of crimes at this level come from a Grand Jury in the state of Oregon.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if he does so happen to get kicked off (PURE speculation, just for thought)

We will win many games. Honestly, look how many games we won when Masoli was starter in 2008, he was anything but great until the end of that season. Who knows, perhaps we may complete a pass in the first quarter now…

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I want the XXXX stuff. None of that crap with only three X’s.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This burn is so hot it should be green.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Rec'd

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering about that.

We may need an update to that map. The only question is what side of Agate China is located.

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Philosophical question:

Would you rather be hearing about this news about the program, or possible recruiting violations and shady dealing?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

One means bad PR

The other means bad PR and the NCAA hammer. Id go with the former.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This news.

You can get rid of the players who are the offenders of the law. The violations and shady dealings affect revenues, bowls, etc. You can move on from these.

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Philosophical Question:

Would you rather be hearing about this news about the program, or would you rather wear purple and kiss your mother on the lips after your games?

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Come now, think big.

Why can’t we be like Florida and have both?

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

very good point made by tonydifransisco on twitter

which i cant link on my phone. the gist is "wonder if masoli’s gone, not just for the crimes but because he lied to chip

very good point and one that i think kills any hope masoli has (if he’s found guilty)

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 4:00 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I don't want liars and criminals (if found guilty) on the team.

Give me kids that work hard, have some talent, and don’t embarrass themselves and the program off the field.

That’s all we ask for, and it isn’t too much.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s the link.

Strangely enough… I made a similar comment earlier.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What a crap day

I get a migraine, throw up, have to take a nap, and wake up to this shit. Next thing I’m going to hear that Brandon Roy tore his ACL and Ichiro has to get Tommy John surgery.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 10, 2010 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

Plenty of position players get Tommy John. Just off the top of my head, I think Rafael Furcal had it a couple years ago.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

xavier nady

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Appleby has been hired as the new men’s basketball coach.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Fixed.

I get a migraine, throw up, have to take a nap, and wake up to this shit. Next thing I’m going to hear that Brandon Roy Nic Batum tore his ACL and Ichiro Felix Hernandez has to get Tommy John surgery.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

IF YOU EVER MENTION KING FELIX'S NAME IN A NEGATIVE WAY AGAIN

I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 10, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m not sure if I’m jealous or relieved that I don’t feel this way about Jered Weaver.

Ervin Santana, on the other hand…

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well crap guys… I just read “Brandon Roy tore his ACL”

And to make regional sports news even worse, “Ichiro has to get Tommy John surgery”.

Link

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Look on the bright side

Felony = more Fulmer cup points, so at least we have that going for us.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 10, 2010 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

…which is nice.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side folks

Today sucks pretty bad, but we have a lot to be thankful for:

We aren’t in Boise. As bad as things are, they could be a lot worse.

We aren’t WSU fans. No offense Cougfan, but man, that has to suck.

We’re not in California. Oregon > California. Period.

We’re still PAC-10 MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPIONS!!! Not even a grand jury can take that away.

Our coach is Chip Kelly, not Lane Kiffin.

Every if all the guys who are charged get booted we have Thomas, Costa, Barner, and two incoming running backs who look great. It’s scary, but that’s a lot of speed and talent to play with.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for optimism

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 10, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re not in California. Oregon > California. Period.

Hey, let’s not be disparaging other states. Don’t make me describe the weather outside. I didn’t even wear a jacket to work this morning.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

I wore a t-shirt and shorts to school today.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude. It was high 60's here today.

TENNESSEE>CALI

SUCK IT!!!

:(

I wish.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

One word, you know the significance.

Neptune.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, but I'm taking an 11 day trip to NoCal and Nevada this summer, so it won't be too long.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I like California.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
I like California Porn.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

I like California and porn.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah dude, though I go to school up here, I’m from Cali so lay-off us in-betweeners! Haha

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The defecation has hit the rotary oscillator.

"When LaMichael James decides he's going North. The foot goes in the ground and it's 0 to 60 now!" Jesse Palmer.

by Jayon on Mar 10, 2010 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

That’s just sad and depressing.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be sad, think of bacon!

by Jayon on Mar 10, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm, bacon wrapped turkey…

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

All I see is “Oregon.” All publicity is good publicity!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Check the front page now

Both are on one line, sandwiched between Torii Hunter’s comments and a story about Marion Jones.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 10, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to say, I will continue to support him until he is convicted. I'm not going to give up on someone only to look like an asshole when he's proven innocent.

Only losing THREE starters from the USC game. (Offense and Defense)
Ladies and Gentlemen your 2010-11 Oregon Ducks.

Oregon-Frontrunners for the 2010 Fulmer Cup

by QuackQuackAttack on Mar 10, 2010 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Can we now confirm the reports that Jeremiah Masoli is, in fact, a “hoodrat”?

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

With LMJ, Embry and Masoli all showing up in court Friday, we should at least get a few cheerleaders to go along too. You know, for support.

The UO Sports Dude.com

by UOSportsDude on Mar 10, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Or because they’re due in court also…

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Redshirt?

Does Masoli have 1 year left, or 2 years to play 1? If he is convicted and gets a significant suspension I wonder if that would be an option for him to finish his career as a Duck.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap. You’re right.

But if he is convicted, his significant suspension would probably be “forever”.

Rule 1. Don’t lie to Chip Kelly.
Rule 2. Don’t punch other players.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 10, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably right, but let’s say he pleads it down and winds up with a 6-game or even full-season suspension. Maybe Chip Kelly gives him a chance to stay in school, get his degree, and work his way back into the program.

You forgot:
Rule 3. Don’t talk about fight club.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Also...

Don’t talk shit about Chip’s disciplinary decisions on Facebook. Thank you Holland.

How do you spell asshat? C-L-O-W-N-Z-A-N-O.

by travissimmo on Mar 10, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Know what really hurts?

Saying, “oh yeah, most definitely.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Guys... I don't drink so...

Two things…

1: Please take a few shots for me tonight.

2: Any advice about how to drowned my sorrows without drinking would be much appreciated (red vines?).

by Duckity_Duck on Mar 10, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Well, Salvia is legal….

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 10, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants to drown his sorrows, not hang himself to escape the aliens inside the Cellophane Kingdom.

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

…and scary as shit.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

My co-worker and I...

were having a discussion before the Civil War game about how we did not think the players had any idea how much of our happiness was contingent upon the outcome of the game that night. Two professional adults with families at home depending on the performance of young athletes for happiness…. Not getting ANY work accomplished the day of the game… Ultimately we came to the conclusion about how pathetic we were and how we should not live our lives vicariously through these kids.

As I sit here crushed by the potential and seemingly more likely actions of our heisman candidate backfield… I reiterate that conclusion… Can I get an Amen?

by Duckity_Duck on Mar 10, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

When I was in college in IA

My happiness was contingent on whether we won that week. This was during the Harrington era.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 10, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed

My happiness was is contingent on whether we won that winning the week.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome

to the world of a committed Duck fan. That’s just how it goes.

by WAduck on Mar 10, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish they'd replay some 2007 football on TV

I want to rewatch the 2007 USC game so bad, heck any of those great Dixon / Stewart wins would make today a lot better. Every now and then they’ll replay something on Comcast, but never from that season. Youtube highlights just aren’t the same.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

The way our luck is going..

.. they’ll replay the 2007 Arizona / UCLA / OSU games in a marathon.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 10, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dixon’s touchdown run to start the 2007 Arizona game was awesome. I’ll never forget his last touchdown as a Duck.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at that UCLA game. My one year old son cried the entire first quarter. That was the best part of the game.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 10, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I cried the entire game, too.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 10, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Darron Thomas

is more like Dixon than Masoli is, no? Just saying…and looking on the bright side

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Darron Thomas' knees,

Pay no attention to this comment. Thank you.

Love, Takimoto

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Darron+Lache+LMJ (maybe)+Dontae Williams=TEXAS BACKFIELD DOMINATION!

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hells yes.

Let the future begin. Bring on the Texans!!!

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why bring Texas into the Pac-10 when we already have their best players?

by JonathanPDX on Mar 10, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Darron Thomas
is more like Dixon, aside from the exploding knee feature, than Masoli is, no? Just saying…and looking on the bright side

Fixed.

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It's time for a calm, reasoned response to the whole matter.

To save bandwidth, I will express this in Visual Basic:


While Oregon_Players_Continue_To_Behave_As_Idiots = ‘T’
Print "FUCK ";
Wend

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 10, 2010 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

and yes, I’m aware I forgot to declare @oregon_players_continue_to_behave_as_idiots (char,1). sue me. i’m not a programmer.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 10, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It burns! It burns! Get it away from us!
#!/usr/bin/perl
print “FUCK” while $Oregon_Players_Continue_To_Behave_As_Idiots;

Ahh, much better.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 10, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought VB was more appropriate, given the level of suck.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 10, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly never thought I’d see VB vs. Perl on AtQ…

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 11, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

So by Friday Oregon will most likely have 3 football players at the courthouse making pleas on cases and firing a basketball coach… Well, we can only go up from here.

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 10, 2010 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

You are a Bama and USC fan...please leave NOW.

Just kidding (or am I?).

Thanks for the kind words. Kelly is a BA, yes. We really don’t have many problems with people “pouring on the schadenfreude”. People are usually pretty respectful.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 10, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow..

…uhh…thank you.

Haha we’re not used to such benevolent folk coming in from the Nether-realms, aside from the usual Cal and UW dudes. And that one guy from Ohio State who e-hung out here for awhile leading up to and following the Rose Bowl. And cougfan, the charity case here.

by jcolomy on Mar 10, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah where is davereg anyway

did you send the pleasant army there by mistake tako?

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 10, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The first rule of Eddie Pleasant Army is we do not ask questions.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 10, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Muchly appreciated.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Mar 10, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for your apologies regarding the sure flock of migrating a-holes.

Sadly, they will come.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for not only respectful comments, but also for being the greatest guitarist of all time.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 10, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip says in a statement (according to 95.5)

That discipline decisions on JM and LMJ will be made Friday.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 10, 2010 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Darron Thomas! Clap clap clapclapclap!

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 10, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

RotoWorld on Oregon: “When your two offensive stars can carpool to their separate court appearances, things clearly aren’t going well.”

The UO Sports Dude.com

by UOSportsDude on Mar 10, 2010 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

I had to sign up just to post my appreciation for the hilarious hi-jinx in these comments as well as removing the spotlight from my beloved Gators – at least until someone gets a hold of another automatic rifle.

1-2-3-4-5, them Gators don't take no jive!

by RamboTambo on Mar 11, 2010 5:25 AM PST reply actions  

Welcome, pull up a seat, grab a Mac Book, Guitar and projector and stay a while

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

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