Quack Fix: Ducks Extend Their Season; Bellotti Working On A Punishment Policy.
by JConant on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 AM PST
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While it would be a stretch to call last night's play-in game "great" (33 total turnovers), it was entertaining. The Ernie Kent saga continues to play out with today's 2:30 p.m. shot at top-seeded Cal. Here's some morning quack from around the web:
- Tajuan Porter filled it up with 32 last night, but the Ducks win was basically gifted to them thanks to 12-of-25 free throw shooting by the Cougs. Mike Tokito of the Oregonian with the game wrap up and other notes from Pac-10 hoops.
- The R-G's game recap by Bob Clark.
- Bob Rickert took a break from reviewing Ernie Kent's possible replacements and posted some thought's on last night's dramatic win and the match-up with Cal just 15 hours later.
- Of course, last night's game was a welcomed distraction from more sour news from the football program. I won't rehash the Jeremiah Masoli links, but there is some new stuff being posted. Amid speculation of pending punishments - most think Masoli's done - Adam Jude of the R-G takes a look at what Oregon's backfield might look like this fall.
- George Schroeder writes that Friday's court dates for Masoli and LaMichael James represent a judgment day of sorts for Chip Kelly. More importantly, Schroeder unveils some details of a new punishment policy being formulated by athletic director Mike Bellotti.
- Over at Bleacher Report, contributor Caleb M. sizes up Oregon's NFL prospects: Ed Dickson, T.J. Ward, Walter Thurmond III and LeGarrette Blount.
- Oregon Track and Field coach Vin Lananna won't travel with the team for the 2010 Indoor Championships. Curtis Anderson of the R-G reports that Lananna's doctor has advised him to stay put.
That's about it for the early morning quack. No doubt there will be considerable chatter throughout the day. Keep your eye out for previews of the Oregon women getting ready to take on USC in their Pac-10 tournament. Baseball kicks off a 9-game home stand with a 5 p.m. match-up with Seattle U. on Friday. LaCrosse tries to get back on track when Iona comes to Pape Field on Saturday.
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Interesting note from this RG article on Masoli’s charges.
Lane County Chief Deputy District Attorney Patty Perlow said Masoli and Embry are being charged via "information" filed by the district attorney’s office. In criminal cases, prosecutors may file a written statement of charges as an alternative to a grand jury indictment.
If I read that correctly, it means that no grand jury indictment was handed down. Then again, I’m not 100% sure on this process. If someone has a bit of insight, that’d be great.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think it just means there are multiple means of bringing criminal charges against individuals. I doubt it’s any indication of how much or how little evidence exists against Masoli and Embry. I’m more curious about whether the details of the “information” filed by the district attorney’s office can be reported.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
If a grand jury had handed something down, then that would seem to be a lot more damning at this moment. I mean, we don’t know what’s in that information. They may very well have much more evidence than has been reported thus far. Either way, we get to sit back and wait….
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Here’s how it works:
Prosecutors charge people with informations because it gives them time to work things out via plea bargain. The two sides will try and come to some sort of agreement on a plea deal. When its clear the defendant will not take a deal, the DA will then present the case to the grand jury. They don’t present every case to grand juries because it is quite time consuming and tedious. Grand juries typically meet just once a week, so its almost impossible for the DA to present every case to the GJ.
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for the info, that clears things up a great deal.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
So, if I'm getting this right
This isn’t a formal charge or an arraignment, but is a precursor to either a plea deal or a grand jury (who could then hand down an indictment)?
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
No it is a formal charge. Charges have to be made to enable someone to plead guilty. The charges have been issued by the prosecutor though, based on the information available to him/her rather than a grand jury hearing from witnesses.
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:22 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, ok that makes more sense then
Thanks for clearing this all up. It’s confusing as all hell
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
They will be
When they actually charge him they’ll release at least a fair bit of the information publicly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The details in an information will be really insignificant. It will say something like jeremiah masoli is charged with blah blah blah in violation of vlah blah blah to wit: he did at aforesaid date and time enter a building or unlawfully remain in a building at this address with the intent to commit a crime therein.
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:04 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Pardon my ignorance
but does all this mean that the case has not gone to a grand jury yet, or that during the grand jury the DA got enough data to be able to charge via information and is looking to set up a plea with Masoli?
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
There is no pardoning ignorance this ignorant.
But let me explain: lawyers invented their own crazy moon language in 1508. The ensuing 500-odd years they’ve encrypted and re-encrypted it for the sole purpose of justifying thousands of billable hours they spend merely deciphering Legalese.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
The case has not been presented to a grand jury. It may never be, if the sides can come together on a plea agreement.
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:24 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I think where we were getting confused
Was there were reports it was in front of a grand jury. So while we’re thinking indictment, it was actually just the prosecutor on his own, apparently.
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
I would imagine these reports are wrong. But a prosecutor can charge someone via information and then present the case to the grand jury. They may very well do this to avoid speedy trial issues (which is a really boring topic that I won’t go into). Suffice it to say, we probably would have heard much more concrete information if the grand jury was considering indicting masoli. Since we didn’t and the reports said masoli “to be charged” I would say the case is not before the grand jury and won’t be for some time
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:32 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Much appreciated, sir
That clears up a lot of things.
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
according to my mother (a lawyer)
The DA office needs considerably less to hand down charges than a Grand Jury would.
Innocent until proven guilty.
Now you're name dropping your mother?
When will it be enough, Axemen? When will it be enough?
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She's really fraggin hot too.
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by qrsouther on Mar 11, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
axeMILF23?
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 11, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
you do not want to know what came up in google when I typed that in
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
While this may be correct in practice, it is ethically wrong and legally incorrect to charge someone with less than reasonable cause to believe that that person committed the crime (which is also the standard the gj uses to issue an indictment)
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 11:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
There are two ways a prosecutor can charge someone with a crime: (1) a grand jury indictment; or (2) an information. The prosecutor’s choice of one of these procedures over the other does not indicate a stronger or weaker case.
The grand jury process (which I, among many others, believe can be abused and unfair to the defendant) involves the prosecutor presenting evidence to the grand jury in secret. The defendant is not present and cannot be represented at the grand jury proceeding. There is no opportunity for the defendant to cross-examine witnesses or even to know what the witnesses are saying. It is an entirely one-sided procedure. It is often used in high-profile cases (e.g., political cases, such as Bill Clinton’s perjury case) or cases where public testimony could endanger witnesses (e.g., cases involving organized crime). I don’t know the exact statistics, but because of the one-sided nature of the proceedings, grand juries almost never refuse to indict a defendant. One prosecutor many years ago famously said, “I could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.” Nothing much has changed.
The second procedure is the information. This involves the prosecutor simply filing charges. After the charges are filed, there must be a preliminary hearing, in which a judge hears evidence in open court to determine whether there is sufficient evidence to support the charges to allow the case to go to trial. The preliminary hearing process is similar to that of a grand jury proceeding, except it is open to the public instead of secret, the defendant can cross-examine witnesses, and it is a judge rather than a grand jury, who decides if there is sufficient evidence for a trial. The standard for finding that there is enough evidence for trial is fairly low, so most preliminary hearings end up with the defendant going to trial — prosecutors don’t want to be embarrassed, so they won’t take a case to a preliminary hearing unless they are fairly certain there is enough evidence for a trial.
This is how it works in California and in federal court. It is my understanding that it is the same in Oregon. Nothing should be read into the prosecutor’s decision to use an information rather than an grand jury indictment. It is a matter of prosecutorial discretion, based on what the prosecutor thinks is the best use of his or her resources. Of course, “political” considerations play a role as well. A prosecutor might want a public hearing in the case of a well-known athlete in order to avoid criticism that he is on a vendetta or hiding things. The grand jury process was seriously abused in the Duke lacrosse case to get indictments on highly questionable secret evidence. This prosecutor may be wanting to avoid claims that he or she is doing that type of thing.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Mar 11, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
God AtQ needs lawyers.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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That’s why we have ATQ South.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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We would be happy to send TwistNHook to represent all your wayward Ducks!
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
TwistNHook: “My client pleads guilty”
Masoli: “The hell? Wait a minute…”
TwistNHook: “Gotcha bitch”
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Can I be special legal counsel to AtQ? Lol
by westspec on Mar 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
New FA(t)Q: westspec is henceforth considered Special Legal Counsel to AtQ. All legal proceedings will be dealt with solely by westspec, and CGB shall have no part in it.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Too late. The entire CGB lawyer brigade is already on our way to Eugene, where we intend to do “justice” to your entire football team.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
You mean like last year?
Sorry, couldn’t help it.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
From the Tokito story
Cal has a slew of ailments, and with an NCAA berth probably secure, coach Mike Montgomery doesn’t sound like he’ll go all out in the conference tourney. “We’re going to have more people play,” Montgomery says. “We are going to rest people.”
So, you’re saying there’s a chance?
I think so
and if we win we may end up playing UCLA and we seem to have their # this year
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
and then re-hire kent for a 6 year contract extension
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
why are we even replacing him?
i know he has done terrible the last couple years but if we are throwing out names like Dunleavy, then thats not good. I would rather keep Kent until we find a coach that we know would take the job that we want and not just fire him, look around, and say hmmm theres nobody good thats interested
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
Schroeder’s article was decent at times. Sounds like he had some inside info on the situation with Matt Simms, and how he wasn’t honest with the coaching staff about what happened.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I like Schroeder's writing
He’s level headed and not afraid to voice his opinions. Whereas the “Columnist That Shall Remain Nameless” is arrogant, self-aggrandizing, and has a holier than thou attitude.
by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 11, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe this is why Seastrunk chose UO, immediate playing time
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Mar 11, 2010 8:13 AM PST reply actions
Man I was just looking at some NBA Mock drafts because for 1) My 76ers suck and 2) I was kind of interested to see what they would say about Tajaun Porter and there was nothing about him! Now maybe I am a bias Duck fan but he should at least get a shot on a team even if he 5-7(or is it 5-6?) if Earl Boykins is in the league. I would gladly take him on the 76ers since we could use his shooting. I am not saying he is a 1st round pick but I think he should go somewhere in the 2nd round hopefully he gets to go to a pre draft camp and lights it up.
He's too small
And unlike say Stephen Curry, he’s not as good a shooter now is he good passer.
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Tajuan is not an NBA caliber player.
Unless the Rockets want to draft him and do some re-kindling, he would never play and would simply get rejected on every shot attempt.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Take Chris Lofton...
Better shooter than Tajuan Porter will EVER be…just go on Youtube and search “Chris Lofton”, and watch in awe. The kid could shoot the lights out. He was also 6’1"…and he’s playing in Turkey. TP won’t get a shot.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 11, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
AtQ bracket pool is up
ESPN
Group: AtQ
Password: goducks
Apparently MattDaddy is offering a prize. weeeee
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
Thanks for stealing my thunder!
Jerk.
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
I may arbitrarily change this to a different site because we might get it sponsored so it’s not all on Matt Daddy. Look for a post on the subject next week.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I may arbitrarily change this to a different site becausewe might get it sponsored so it’s not all on Matt Daddy. Look for a post on the subject next weekI’m jt-fucking-light and I’ll do what I want.
Fixed.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 11, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Young's in a class by himself
The “how the hell did you get to college” class
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
A 22 while the average is 24?
Does this matter? No. Unless you’re a freaking genius or a freaking dumbass, teams don’t even take a second out of their draft considerations for the Wonderlic results.
I’ve wondered, though, are the questions football oriented?
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
EVERYTHING TEBOW DOES MATTERS
That was more the point of the pointless ESPN article
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
he was home schooled
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
On a lighter side
OREGON CAN JUST TAKE THE FULMER CUP RIGHT NOW. At least for team accomplishment, since even Oregon fans are conceding that none of this is good, and the formal charging of your starting quarterback with second degree felony burglary is very, very bad news. Chip Kelly will make a public decision on what to do with both Masoli and LaMichael James, or as you know them “the Oregon Ducks’ starting backfield in their base spread set,” on Friday. Everyone in Eugene just settle down until then, y’all. Chip Kelly can’t punish you all at once.
What is it with the Pac-10 this year
We have some Fuskie committing assault apparently as well.
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I like to call it a good start to the offseason
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
So that's WSU's secret plan for not finishing last?
Have every major player on the other teams arrested?
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Locker's next, obviously
That UW story is pretty nasty, by the way. Things don’t look good there
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Here's EDSBS' take
MATCH BOOT PRINT. ENHANCE…ENHANCE… Names are blacked out in the police report, but Washington DE Andru Pulu has been suspended in connection with an assault investigation. We say assault, and we mean it:
The 22-year-old “has a broken nose and possibly a fractured cheek bone,” the officer wrote. “I observed severe swelling to the left side” of his face and “a boot print on his right temple.”Boot print? Zoom in on that. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
Link’s the same as above. Because it’s a good day when EDSBS can kill 2 pac-10 teams with one stone
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Upon further scrolling down their main page
That’s THREE straight Oregon stories.
And they went from defending the program when the James news broke and then saying “Ah shit” when the Masoli news broke immediately after
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Here you go, Shu, I sure you'll be having TONS of fun with this
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
I like how in frame 3, he already has sunglasses on, and yet he’s putting on a pair anyway. ONE PAIR IS NOT ENOUGH FOR DAVID CARUSO!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Well it has finally happened
Jeremiah Masoli has made it into the hallowed pages of TMZ
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I'm watching the Cuse-GT game on ESPN360
And I keep seeing the Red Bull Flugtag ad. I think ATQ needs to enter this.
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It would be awesome, after all Ducks do fly
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
They've been to Portland twice
I went both times, so much fun.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Well, the straight jackets and handcuffs we would be wearing would sacrifice our swimming ability.
Sounds fatal.
Sign me up.
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
South 62 Sunset 54. Playing in the State Semifinals tomorrow night against the winner of the Westview Oregon City game.
Innocent until proven guilty.
(According to Wikipedia)
Masoli’s major is in Criminal Justice?
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
HAHAHAHA
That has to be a joke, someone must have edited the page.
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
Even if it's not a joke and is correct, it must have been edited.
Literally two days ago I looked for Masoli’s major purely out of curiosity and couldn’t find it at Wikipedia, nor goducks.com.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
New Canzano column up, and.....
Yesterday I leaned toward Kelly suspending James for a longer duration than Masoli. But today, if what happens on Friday is what I think is going to happen… James should receive a one-game suspension for conduct detrimental to the team and Masoli could be done for his career.
If LMJ pleads to harassment only, then one game or even less would be just fine with me. If Masoli is convicted, then he’s off the team.
As far as the “sources” and the severeness of Masoli’s charges, they do make a bit of sense, especially considering this recent KVAL report
Court records indicate Masoli will be charged for something that allegedly happend Jan. 25. Records indicate Embry will be charged for something that allegedly happened Jan. 24. KVAL News is attempting to clarify the dates with prosecutors.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Wait, two different incidences?
Or one happened before midnight and one after?
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I’m assuming one before and one after midnight. But that still means they happened at two different times.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
That'd make sense
How can you steal a guitar, two laptops, and a projector (screen?) all at the same time. A man only has so many hands.
On a serious note, I’m assuming this means the foot chase happened on Jan. 24th just before midnight and that the other items were found missing after midnight.
by Brian Floyd on Mar 11, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
THANKS FOR MAKING MY EYES BURN
Does anybody know a good priest? Because now that the demon Canzano’s words are within me, I need an exorcism.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
OT but serious question
Is there a better basketball name than Scoop Jardine (he plays for Cuse)?
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I'll admit
I’ve always been partial to God Shamgod.
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He actually played on a semipro team in Portland
For a few years.
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WAC TOURNAMENT UPDATE
Utah State 25-Boise State 16, 8 left first half.
Say it with me, FUCK BOISE STATE!
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O/T, inappropriate, and self-indulgent, but
why are there not more Dick Harter jokes around these parts? That’s one of the funniest names since Dick Trickle.
TwistNHook has ED and it's kind of a touchy subject for him.
Never know when he’s reading. Public forum and all.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
It's a serious disease with far-reaching complications.
It just isn’t funny.
Should have been here in '72.
If you wanna get your Dick Enright,
ya gotta get your Dick Harter
everything is history, eventually.
Lots of rumors flying around twitter right now. Both from KFXX personalities…
Report: Oregon RB LaMichael James won’t be suspended. He said/she said case. His ex wouldn’t leave his appt and he tried to force her out
Report: Oregon QB Jeremiah Masoli’s locker has been cleaned out….
I’m also hearing right now that Masoli’s locker is already cleaned out and is done. Also that LaMichael James is not going to be suspended
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
This is perhaps the best case scenario I could imagine
A (ok, somewhat) reasonable explanation for LMJ to be shoving a girl, and CK taking decisive action by giving Masoli the boot.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
"best case scenario"
being a relative term, of course.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed
Especially since it looks like Masoli lied to CK (If locker being cleaned out is true)…not a good move.
I’m assuming the same regarding Masoli if this is true. Schroeder implied today that was the main reason that Simms was gone, and that really is rule #1, which is totally understandable.
If you’re honest with Chip, it seems like he’ll be harsh but fair.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
we’re still going to have to hear, “What took Chip so long” bullshit.
Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack
Chip Kelly has lost control of the players that once played on his team.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Steve Tannen of local Eugene and ESPN Radio fame made a good point on his blog entry.
Cutting loose Masoli or LeMichael James before the legal issues ran their course when it’s not even football season would have been pointless.
Thanks, Steve! You saved me from typing up a FanShot!
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
A voice of reason. Nice.
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
I need a descriptive term
for the color of Chip Kelly’s face during tomorrow’s announcement on LMJ & Masoli’s discipline.
Eggplantesque?
I have a half-gallon of Duck Tracks ice cream
And a bottle of tequila. Which order/way should I utilize both to deal with the surprising amount of pain I feel after today?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fair enough
I accept this advice.
(Eats some ice cream, takes a shot, Yells “FUCK CAZANO!” and downs it)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Not a bad idea
But I don’t want to drink THAT much tequila, have to remain aware of the Blazers-Warriors game tonight at 7:30.
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Also Umpqua ice cream
Is too good to destroy like that.
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OT but Bill Clinton is at the BIg East tourney
FWIW, shown on ESPN.
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O/U on number of cheerleaders fellating him in between games?
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 11, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Nah I think they'll write for the strip club later
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Supwitchugirl needs to do a "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" remix, entitled "Jeremiah Was a Duck"
Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions
Jeremiah was a Du-uck
He was a good friend of mine
I never understood why he stole that stuff
And now he’s doin’ a six to nine
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for offering quite possibly the worst idea in the history of ideas.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 11, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
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by qrsouther on Mar 11, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Tough call.
One simply leads to the loss of innocent lives a little faster than the other.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 12, 2010 1:19 AM PST up reply actions
The Blazers won tonight and I said they stole the game like a frat-house laptop. Does that earn me points, or am I in the doghouse?
You earn 3 Toosoon points.
And 3 Funny Points.
It’s a tie.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 12, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
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