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LaMichael James pleads guilty to misdemeanor harassment, Jeremiah Masoli pleads guilty to misdemeanor second degree burglary

[UPDATE] Chip Kelly will be announcing the status of James, Masoli, and Rob Beard at 2:55pm PST. This should be available for streaming at goducks.tv.

LaMichael James plead guilt to misdemeanor harassment this morning, and was sentenced to 24 months of probation and 10 days in prison. However, James has already been released from jail due to overcrowding, and will be electronically monitored during the remainder of his sentence.

For full information on the case, Jack Moran of the Register Guard has a good deal of info. However, the details of the case are available through this sentencing memo, which includes all the details of the argument that took place between James and his ex-girlfriend.

Unfortunately, this sounds like a classic situation that grew out of control quickly. It is clear that James was upfront with the mistakes that he made, working with the law enforcement. He wrote a letter to the victim apologizing for his actions.

At this point, it looks like James and his ex-girlfriend will be able to get on with their lives. James should be able to return to class shortly, and will need to make up a lot of ground academically to retain his NCAA eligibility. At this point, we don't know exactly what punishment Coach Kelly will hand down, if any, though it is assumed that James will stay on the team.

Jeremiah Masoli was also in court, and plead guilt to misdemeanor second degree burglary. The plea bargain kept the conviction as a misdemeanor, and Masoli will face 12 months probation and 140 hours of community service, and will need to pay over $5,000 in restitution within 10 days.

Unfortunately, Masoli's outlook as part of the Oregon football team is much more unclear. If he lied previously to Coach Kelly regarding these events (and this KOIN6 report claims just that), you can be sure that he will feel the full repercussions.

At this point, we are waiting word from Coach Kelly, who will be speaking at 3pm PST, and announcing the status of James, Masoli, and kicker Rob Beard, who recently plead guilty to harassment. We'll be updating this thread, so keep it to ATQ for the latest news.

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Do we know for a fact that he lied to Coach Kelly?

by echo31 on Mar 12, 2010 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

Only CK and Masoli "know for a fact".

But the evidence would certainly suggest that he did.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he did, but it could be that he didn’t and Chip kept his mouth shut because the police told him to

by echo31 on Mar 12, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i never saw a statement either way. CK only said that he couldnt comment on anything till all the facts were rec’d right?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I suggest that instead, the facts be flagged?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If they were green it would be easier for Canzano to read ignore them.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think all the facts should be tweeted.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Masoli

I have a bad feeling that he did lie to Chip, and that will not go over well. I still expect him to be booted from the team. What an idiot

I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon.

by KyleC on Mar 12, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

just a slight down-trodden head shake is worse.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the death stare he gives the dumb reporters

I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon.

by KyleC on Mar 12, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it too early to rename LaBackfield to The Syndicate?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

@ajude34

According to prosecutor, Masoli, Embry stole more than $5,000 worth of goods. They have 10 days to repay the fraternity.

yikes.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone know what happens if they don’t? Jail time?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“According to prosecutor, Masoli, Embry stole more than $5,000 worth of goods. They have 10 days to repay the fraternity. "

From Adam Jude’s twitter feed.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

Just updated that in the main post. That was also in the linked Oregonian article.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Since they plead out....

They can return the goods, or if they flipped the goods, they better hope they sold them at market price.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought they got everything back that night? and how is $5k only a misdemeanor?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe some of it was lost in the Agate Alley Vortex.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

if only they had a Hot Tub Time Machine…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe. Takimoto reply in 3, 2,,,

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 12, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Hot Tub Time Machine!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

makes me laugh everytime

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

but then you’ll have to talk to girls with your mouth!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What color is Michael Jackson?

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

plea deal

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 12, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not

$750 is a felony in Oregon. But they plead out

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

At the risk of quoting a former Beaver honk..

Holy jumpin’ up and down, Martha.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Is there any way to see Chip live? An audio stream, TV coverage, anything? Is it on the radio?

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

its actually gonna be one of his old press releases – a fax copy of his middle finger.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Jeremiah. What an imbecile. You think he’d know better after getting in trouble in high school.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yet if you go down to LA in the fall and drop 40 on the Trojans, i will cheer.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be the only one. He’s got to go.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll try to clarify: if he’s on the team and the starter…i’m not a hypocrite. i’m fine either way.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Masoli’s crime was eminently avoidable. How hard is it to keep yourself from doing something this stupid?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

*sigh* Bye-bye, Jeremiah.

It’s been fun.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

The amount of legal knowledge that some of you people have on this site makes me wonder about you guys…

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

LaMichael was released from the jail 25 minutes after he entered due to overcrowding…D’oh.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

LMJ released from jail 25-minutes after entering. Due to over crowding, James will be monitored for the next 8-days according to KVAL.

i guess the Free LMJ campaign doesnt need to road trip to Eugene.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

WTF, you mean I made up these 25 picket signs and printed 2,000 “Free LaMichael” T-shirts for nothing?!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They just worked really well.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i wouldnt toss them quite yet. just get some white-out ready…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Free LaMichael Hot Tub Time Machine!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

There was some suspense about what Chip’s punishment would be, but… now?

I’ll be disappointed if James loses any games, but even if he does I doubt Chip will keep him out for more than one or two. He’s paying a pretty hefty price away from football, all indications are he was open and honest with Chip, and nothing about the situation at this point (in my opinion) says he’s the kind of guy you don’t want in your program.

Masoli? Is there any way, absolutely ANY way that he’s still on the team at the end of the day? Way to royally screw up a second chance. Congratulations! You stayed out of jail, but wrecked your life.

by omb on Mar 12, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe this is just me, but I cannot find myself getting too worked up about LMJ. The kid screwed up, and hit a woman. Totally unacceptable. But, it seems like a bad, emotional situation, where he let his emotions get out of control. He fucked up, owned up to it like a man, and is paying the price. Let’s close the book on this situation and move on.

Masoli….got off easy, legally. I think it’s doubtful that Chip demonstrates similar leniency. He deserves whatever hell CK is gonna bring down on him.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

He didn't hit her.

Read the court documents, that’s not exactly what happened.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant to say he got physical, which is still unacceptable. You dont push/shove/hit a woman, no matter how angry you might get.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what upsets me...

Due to the early headlines of a domestic assault, that’s all the general public will remember. It sounds like from reading the court docs that they basically wrestled each other to the ground. And she started it.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed

Due to the early headlines of a domestic assault, that’s all the general public UWdawgpound will remember. It sounds like from reading the court docs that they basically wrestled each other to the ground. And she started it.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 12, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He got it right the first time.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont really think it matters.

Like I said, it was an emotional situation, and he shouldnt have responded physically. Doesnt matter if she grabbed his chain or whatever. He’s a football player; i dont think he could reasonably claim that he was afraid of physical violence from an ex girlfriend. He’s just gotta walk away. But he didnt, got emotional, and responded physically, which is wrong. All other indications are that he is a good kid, who happened to make a bad decision that led us to where we are today.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s any chance of anyone thinking or claiming he was afraid, at least for himself. I think he was worked up, because a woman at his apartment called him frightened because another woman was outside and refused to leave. By the report, the sum total of his “responding physically” up until the necklace broke was trying to get inside his apartment, where said woman was, which I don’t blame him for at all.

I do blame him for shoving her against the car, and am kind of ambivalent about getting his car keys back from her. If a woman steals my keys and runs off with them, I’m probably going to relax “don’t respond physically against women” enough to get them back.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it more sad to me that people with such athletic ability can throw it all away or is that some people fail to learn from their previous actions?

I think everyone can make some mistakes, but when you have totally fucked up in the past and fail to learn from it, it releases a whole ‘nother learn of anger and frustration on my part. Masoli likely doesn’t know how much he threw away that night; he could have been the one of the most respected players in Oregon history. Now he is just another cautionary tale…

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Chip

Do we know when Chip is announcing his punishments?

I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon.

by KyleC on Mar 12, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

pretty soon

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

well, help us out on this, tennq: how is a plea bargain used to reduce a class C felony
to 2nd degree misdem? Do you agree to harsher punishment, or what? I don’t know!
And is 2010 the last yr. of Masoli’s eligibility?

by ochocokid on Mar 12, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Why me?

I think the punishment fits the crime perfectly. I don’t know eligibility-wise.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

possibilities...

He’s suspended for the season and redshirts, after which DT is firmly entrenched as the starter and Masoli has to try and win the job back OR

He’s kicked off the team and best be looking for a place to transfer.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no way they let him benefit from this which he would if they let him redshirt.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Number 1 is about as likely as Wazzu winning the P10 next year.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree
  1. seems like the most likely option.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How did I know that this would generate a smartass response....

But that’s why I love ATQ, dammit.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

KOIN6 is saying that Masoli lied to Chip Kelly and the police department.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM PST reply actions  

answer to my question from above. this should be pretty straight forward i would guess.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodbye, Jeremiah

good luck at Montana next season.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

so he can play closer to home..

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Where… Masoli steals Roper’s job AGAIN!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… On second thought, “steal” isn’t the proper term.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Bye bye Masoli
In an affidavit just provided to KOIN, Eugene police officer Julie Smith said that when she interviewed Masoli the day after the incident (Jan. 25), he denied being there.
 
Smith also said she spoke with head coach Chip Kelly on Feb. 2 and he said Masoli told him (Kelly) that he wasn’t at the fraternity house on the night of the incident.

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail to jtlight

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear owner of Taylor’s:

you and your high tech video surveillance has failed.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Masoli's sponsership of Taylor's has also failed...sad

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly will be talking at 3pm accord to 95.5.

He will be handing down punishments to Rob Beard, James, and Masoli.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Does this station have a live online stream?

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

95.5 does have an online stream, I listened to Kelly v. Canzano through their website.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Gracias.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

just want it to be over

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

i’m happy for tomorrow. finally. rec.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone have a photo of The Stare?

I want to see that signature Chip Kelly “Shut the hell up” look.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This suffices.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thats the "Visor"

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Jesus, I spit Dr. Pepper everywhere. God that’s frightening.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It's...unsettling to say the least.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He could work part time for the CIA as an interrogator.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He could work part time for the CIA as an interrogator intimidator.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured this merited being my new profile picture, easily.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Now does anyone have Kelly doing “Magnum” or “Blue Steel”?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

see above.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Collaborate and listen?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ice is back with a brand new invention.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A weiner is you!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yoda, you are!

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Something grabs ahold of me tightly

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit!

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you guys had the world’s greatest Quidditch team!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I hear that Wazzu’s sheepfucking team barely beat out OSU for the title this year. CONGRATS!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No way

We go for cows, OSU can have those sheep

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

They sure can!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to point out to all OSU fans that visit here that the following discussion you just witness took place between a WSU Cougar fan and a Cal Golden Bear fan.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to point out to all OSU fans that visit here that you should really not fuck a sheep while surfing the internet at the same time. The sheep will feel jealous!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

AtQ: where other school’s fans come to argue and not get banned cuz we are awesome.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I’d be more than happy to not ban you at CGB! Come on over!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever played Cripple Mr. Onion?

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a thing that exists?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

(a) No worries, I bet he’ll rush onto the court early in celebration.
(b) As though the Duck will have my back, and teabag him in response.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, like I did when I watched the WSU-LSU basketball game over break.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a good game

And what can I say, we win so rarely, we feel the need to celebrate….even early

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

so good. so good.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

@Prehmmr

I am hearing from sources Masoli is most likely done at Oregon.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

You can probably change your sig now.

by grimc on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Stream should be available at goducks.tv.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

The GoDucks media player is showing that CK’s statement will be at 2:55.

by Jayon on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

stream is up now, though still an empty podium

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT 23 MINUTES FOR THIS!?! I WANT IT NOW!!! IS THERE ANYBODY HERE FROM THE FUTURE THAT KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS? IS THERE ANYBODY HERE FROM 24 MINUTES IN THE FUTURE???!?!?!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

It's 5:35 for me! I'm in the future!

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, shut the fuck up and tell us what happened?

Also, do dogs and cats live together now?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't.

Chip would burn holes into my body with “The Stare” if I did such a thing.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you took your time machine 2 hours into the future, maybe you could just hide in there for safety.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Fail 'cause it's 3 hours.

The “time machine” are the invisible lines denoting time zones that intersect our fair country.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

When did THAT happen!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t know, November 18, 1883.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you do know. Is that what Chip Kelly’s press conference is about?!?! I KNEW IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you, now I'm going to be lasered...

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick! To the Hot Tub Time Machine!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Hot Tub Time Machine!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop! You are not Tako!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

HOT FUCK TIME MACHINE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that doesn’t sound too bad.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

… Go on…

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen Hot Fuck Time Machine. It’s pretty good.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m his evil twin, from THE FUTURE! Bwahahaha. Quick, back to the Time Machine! Snorkels awayyyyyyyyyyy

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon it has John Cusack in it. He did 2012 man, 2012!
Aw never mind your right.

by Jayon on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

From on a need to know basis..

Expect a letter via the USPS.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an icecream thunderstorm. It’s totally awesome. Also there will be strippers, and perhaps blackjack after hours.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll tell you what happened

Chip called the presser to inform us that Kevin Riley still sucks. He was then about to lay down the punishments when he was knocked out by an errant Tajuan Porter three pointer.

--Dave
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by David Piper on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit Tajuan!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

TaTennesseeQuackAttack8?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It has a certain ring to it, no?

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Masoli: Samoan for Adios.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Moar Darron!

ftw!

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

Dear JT

jail != prison

/pedantry

by grimc on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, leave Jeff Tedford out of this!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Twist

pedantry != pedophilia

/oski

by grimc on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call. My bad.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking News!

Masoli just cleaned out his locker. No, wait, that’s MY locker. Hey, that’s my laptop, get back here you hooligan!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Dear Jeremiah:

please return the laptop you get issued to you by the athletic dept.

Thanks,

Jaqua Center Administrators.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he has a laptop to apply to classes and attend classes with at the University of Phoenix!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong!

The judges were looking for “hoodrat.”

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

Masoli just swiffered his living room! Then, he took out the recyling!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Was he with Embry?

Is there surveillance footage confirming this?

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPNEWS: Oregon Edition. ugh…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so excited...

I am actually excited to hear Masoli get dumped from the team. Is that weird? I’m looking forward to this.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

i think everyone will just be relieved when all this is done. pretty sure excited isnt the right word.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No, legitimately excited… giddy even.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Go away troll

Karma will bring this around to hurt your team

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh, he’s a Duck fan.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care right now

You can say you’re relieved but don’t say you’re excited.

No one wins in this deal.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. I am serious. Like to Chip, bye bye.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for ridiculousness.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag

F-k you.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m excited for March Madness, I’m excited for baseball season to start, I’m excited about summer vacation.

Casing point, excited isn’t the right word there. Relief? Maybe…

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you mean “case in point”?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Odds on Epic Beard Man and CK being related?

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Amber Lamps > Epic Beard Man

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost don't want to listen to this

I’m scared folks, for us and for them.

F-ing idiots, especially Masoli. You god-damn well should know better.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

There are NO winners in this situation

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

What about me?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano's parents?

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Maybe UO Sportsdude gets minor props.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Not you

Although you get applause because you’re funny.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Odds that Jeff Tedford will crack a smile?

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Within the next decade? Slim to none.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should let Wazzu win this one. It could be their only win for a very long time.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WSU should get medals for competing.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw Katy Brown on the feed, scary

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

stream now up at Goducks

by Jayon on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

WE'RE LIVE!!!

And this is easily the busiest I’ve ever heard the media room.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like the Tennessee media room during Kiffin's statement after he announced that he was headed to USC.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been made so nervous by an empty bank of microphones in my life.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You're too excited to be nervous, ass.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

For LaMike’s situation (I’m in his corner, not Masoli’s). Love this guy intro-ing the podium. “CHIP’S GONNA COVER EVERYTHING”

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

These weak arms are heavy

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow that’s a haphazard pile of mics.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

glad to see they fixed the audio for this presser…

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

The good news

We still have Lame Kiffin to kick around.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

Chip WILL NOT be taking questions, just announced…

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

…why not?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

“What if there is something he misses?”

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He was talking about Tajuan Porter.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

good to see there’s a funny man in attendance.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Love the media guy

We’re not giving you a statement ahead of time suckers.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

"Chip is not taking questions"

“why not”

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

"was that a question?"

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah (?)

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

From a friend in reply to me telling him that he is about to speak

“masoli suspended for 20 min of pregame warmups.. and james will get a spanking

oh you said chip kelley not urban meyer."

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

over/under bets?

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

please provide updates for those of us interested buy stuck at work

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

There’s a chubby guy mic checking.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Oregon press room is boring.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the mics work.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Different chubby guy checking mics.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy in glasses-

“Check 1-2, Check 1-2, yeah it’s good.”

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He announced he is taking Bradford with the first pick in the NFL draft

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip just announced Masoli’s 2010 Heisman campaign.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Schroeder tweets bad news
According to police affidavit, Masoli lied to Chip Kelly about even being at frat house on night of burglary.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Refusing to answer questions?

Why? What is there to hide?

--Conquest Chronicles, SBNation's USC Trojans blog

by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Canzano is htere

That’s why.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry but I'm an LA guy

Who is Canzano? Just curious…

--Conquest Chronicles, SBNation's USC Trojans blog

by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Plaschke maybe?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

nice one.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Plaschke sounds about right

Loud mouthed columnist in it for fame and shock value

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano doesn’t really ask hardballs. He just makes things up. A lot. And doesn’t understand Chip wanting to get the facts before he acts, instead of after.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Making things up

Sounds like a Wolf clone. He always comes out with wacky rumors and stories. When a legitimate story does break, he’s usually behind. And yes, Wolfie still thinks C.J. Spiller ended up at USC.

--Conquest Chronicles, SBNation's USC Trojans blog

by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, Masoli ripped his ACL at the UW game, and was out for the rest of last season.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

--Conquest Chronicles, SBNation's USC Trojans blog

by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s like platzche (sp?) but more of a self-important jerk.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't call Plaschke a jerk

T.J. Simers may fit that a bit more

--Conquest Chronicles, SBNation's USC Trojans blog

by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we do this, but instead of ex-coach bitterness, it’s “This dude who for some reason has legitimacy who keeps badmouthing us”?

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip’s a quick learner.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a truthfact.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Truthrec.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

For the safety of the members of the media.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a Seaworld event… the first row is going to get wet.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to smash melons with a hammer.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly is Gallager?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you’re already working on it, but Photoshop?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If you just saw the photoshop I was working on…
we’d all shit my pants. Luckily I’m the only one that had to see that scary ass image.

I’m not messing with Chip Kelly. He’ll probably damn me to spend eternity in the UW Dawg Pound.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“Chip’s going to be very loud.” Fuck.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

he meant his eyes.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

here we go…

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

I feel bad for Chip

I know it’s his job, he makes big bucks, etc. But this part of the job has to absolutely 100% suck ass.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

No shit. This has gotta completely suck.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That damn Check 1-2 guy again.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

is Floater opening for him or something??

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Sound quality is going to be bad. Which… just makes the situation worse.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Gonna be better than last time…

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be louder, but the sound is pretty goofy.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What, are we watiting for ESPN to come in live?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

@ajude34:
Toeaina: “We’re just happy it’s behind (Masoli) and hopefully we can all move on.” Toeaina doesn’t expect Chip to dismiss Masoli from team.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

@ajude34
Simi Toeania, Masoli’s cousin and a member of Oregon’s Rose Bowl team, was one of a handful of family members in court.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Goducks.tv

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Feldman just tweeted out the goduck.com link for the press conf. hope it doesnt shut down.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

Chip just said that was a hell of a shot by Turner

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

no…he actually just asked who to give resume to for the new basketball coach opening.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmk, Chip, you're 5 minutes late.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

I think he wants to be late forever for this one.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been this “on the edge of my seat” since the Arizona game…

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

Me too

Sad this is what it’s come to.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just be glad it’s over one way or the other.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't jinx it

Jeff Maehl just beat three kittens senseless in the middle of the UO bookstore.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOO!!!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's opening for Chip?

Don’t they need someone to warm up the crowd first?

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

That’s a disturbing and yet completely appropriate analogy.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Supwichugirl when you need them?

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Howard Dean?

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go on

“So a duck, a beaver, and the Pope walk into a bar”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Pope says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Father, is what he does to sheep worse than stealing a laptop and lying to Chip about it?

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by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Coleman walks into a bar wearing a Washington shirt. Bartender says, “You’re a little Husky.”

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Clownzano?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hurry up CK. the blazers tip-off in 4 hours…

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

I can only imagine… “CHIP KELLY’S LATENESS MEANS THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT HAS LOST CONTROL OF ITS PROGRAM.”

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This is taking longer than Tebow’s throwing motion…

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Barely.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

…And Ernie Kent walks out and announces that he’s the new head football coach.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

That would be an amazing twist to this saga.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not announce the firing here while we're at it

Might as will kill two with one. Maybe that can be the warm up act

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fan (on tv) is actually reading the court documents. that will never work. truth.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Those guys hate UO

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I don't listen to Sports Talk radio though

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

most of it is garbage. except Dan LeBatard’s show. iTunes podcast.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

they are saying Masoli’s is way worse than LMJ.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to argue with that.

Is the Masoli court document posted somewhere?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

usually. fair takes so far…

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy www.gobeavers.com is pretty racy

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

OSU athletes still having fun with sheep?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

how many Coronas are getting chugged back stage right now?

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

How many Coronas were previously in the state of Oregon?

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a two 6-packs yesterday. That’s about it.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Eddie Pleasant army has been all over town making beer runs for Chip today.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll forward the address to them

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Update:

They’re tuning the drums now, and then the tech will test the guitar and all his pedals.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Cobain said it best..

What are they tuning back there? A Harp?

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Mar 12, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't this supposed to start at 2:55?

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by Joey Kaufman on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Time of Possession is a meaningless stat.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re going at the pace of an L.A. sports crowd arriving to an event.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The video feed started at 2:55. So that was true.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I want the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme to play when Chip walks out. Is that too much to ask?

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

The school band is in the wings to play the fight song when he walks out.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

along w/ double birds and fire hose.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The silence from the reporters is worse than them talking while we wait!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Well, this is fun

At least I’m not sitting there acting stupid with my back to a camera.

I’m sitting here acting stupid.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Man, being a reporter looks BORING

by SeattleDucks on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this whole conference is existential

Maybe the presence of no one means there will be no punishments for anyone!

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by Avinash on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

C’mon, Im ready and waiting to edit the Golden Nuggets post with the big news of the day, so lets get to it Kelly! They love the no huddle on the field, how come not off the field!??

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

We’ve saved up all our time to milk the clock now.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly is not doing this press conference to satisfy TwistNHook’s posting needs.

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by Avinash on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose team are you on!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He's just getting the rest of the Boss Hogg costume on

and cant figure out how to tie one of those Southern bowties.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Heh. Someone got the Gaines question in.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

I said no questions! This press conferance is OVER!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“I know Chip’s not taking any questions, but here’s a question.”

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Chip wanted to go quickly?

3 plays a minute…

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

he’s either trying to get drunk or sober up…not sure which is better.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

He’s practicing his Media Stare in the bathroom mirror.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you, talkin to me?

by Jayon on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s no way he needs practice. maybe he’s practicing smiling.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Crying his eyes out

or perhaps, his brain aneurysm just ruptured.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 12, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

ooh…i never thought of the crying route. maybe he’ll announce the whole team has a sex addiction.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He should just have Robot Tiger Woods read the statement.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Me & You Both

Thats how I’m getting away with “working” right now.

by SeattleDucks on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

all i expect is Stone Cold’s music now. anything else will be a let down.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This demands a Youtube video with Austin’s theme dubbed over Chip’s entrance, while Jim Ross screams “OH MY GOD, THAT’S CHIP KELLY.”

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I just waved at the girls looking at the camera. They didn’t seem to like me.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

WTF?

I mean, seriously. WTF?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

Kelly is 63 plays late!

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

we already scored 35 pts vs WSU.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is painful

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody please throw a flag and march off 5 yards.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

I've been staring at my computer for 20 minutes now waiting for this to start...

I wonder if I should be doing work…..OH, IT’S STARTING!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

And away we go…

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

Signs Masoli's gone

The flow of this is much too slow

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Here we go

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Oregon FB tweets

Beard & James receive 1-game suspensions, Masoli suspended for 2010 season

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

His fault entirely

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.twitter.com/OregonFootball

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by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

not reading a prepared statement. cajones.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

They need to get JR from the WWF to hype this up

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Dammit! We may as well concede to New Mexico right now.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LaMichael James and Rob Beard out for the opening game.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

Jeremiah gone for the entire 2010 season.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

sad face.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

JM will redshirt.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

If he doesn’t transfer.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He'd have to drop down a level

And is there any program that really would make him look as good as ours?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? Couldn’t he transfer and redshirt the year he has to sit out?

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a redshirt

He could go the same level and have 1 to play 1

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He pretty much has 1 year either way.

If he plays at a lower level, it would be as a senior.

If he transfers, he uses his redshirt and plays as a senior.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprising

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

All suspensions contingent on adhering to strict guidelines in place. If LMJ and Rob Beard don’t adhere, they will miss more games.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

did he vanish like a ghost?!?

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

He’s Keyser Soze.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled…

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s it.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Any chance of Masoli getting back on the field with good behavior, a la LGB? What do you think?

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

No.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I figured.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the impressoin that he is gone for the season

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing not.

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by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Seperate situations.

But I guess you can never rule it out considering the only example we have is LGB’s punishment. But my guess is Kelly is more hurt by the lies than the action.

by kolson82 on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with not reinstating him. I was mainly asking to see if there was any indication from Chip.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

well that sucks

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

That looked like it pained Kelly (in a sincere way) to say that Masoli won't play

That’s sad. It wasn’t just a “oh crap we won’t have our star QB”…it was “damn. this kid that I love lied to me.”

You can tell that Kelly is really disappointed in Masoli lying to him.

by kolson82 on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

SO Masoli, transfer?

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

Doubtful

I think he redshirts and then comes back in 2011.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't see much choice...

He’d have to sit out a year and come back against a seasoned Thomas.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if he goes to a lower level program like Portland State.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Viks do need a QB

Although next year they play out in Hillsboro Stadium due to the MLS construction.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless he dropped to D1A

Portland State anyone?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't see him coming back and playing another down for Oregon

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by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Its sad but he handled it well

Their own fuck ups caused htis.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

time to go to the bar…mf’n eff.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

way ahead of you.

Already drinking a Deschutes Hop Henge

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by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

dont think there’s not a newcastle in front of me right now. need to go wallow with others or this might get bad…

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I raise my can of Safeway brand orange soda in a toast, to the good times we’ve had with Masoli, and again, to the future without him.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Its 100% his fault

This happened.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, what did I do?!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Welp, beer time. Gonna have a Ranger IPA. Nick will appreciate, I’m sure.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Never heard of it, but I am insanely jealous.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s delicious. New Belgium knocked this one out of the park.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll keep an eye out for it.

by ntrebon on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a big fan of New Belgium, but I’m always willing to try something new from them.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a very good IPA, better than Broken Halo IMO.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But Broken Halo tastes like rat piss.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How about this: it’s like 80% as good as Total Domination.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… sounds like I might have to try it.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I might have to go grab a few Krauthammer Weizenbock’s from Alcatraz Brewery.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Bier Steining, then baseball.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

is Masoli a member of Al Qeada?

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the FBI might have a few things on their to-do list a little higher than a frat house theft.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? Who asked that?

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know.....I was just listening to the radio stream

I almost fell out of my chair in shock at the stupidity of the comment

by ppilot on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

On the transfer deal

He could sit out a year and use his redshirt, or transfer down a level and have 2 to play 1. Depends on whether he wants to sit a year because either way he will have to

by Brian Floyd on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

2011 National Champs.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

I feel sorry for Masoli but not that sorry

Its 100% Masoli’s fault and his alone that its come to this.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Godspeed Masoli.

We’ll see what he does. I’m reminded of Ryan Periloux here. We’ll see if he wants to stick around or if he’s more interested in playing DII ball.

by kolson82 on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Nevermind, he’s done now.

by Jayon on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Question to the non-Ducks here: Would you want Masoli to transfer to your team?

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

IF he wanted to come to Portland State (Since I’m secondarily a PSU fan as a grad student), I’d take him.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

no

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone konw about Masoli's 'past'?

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

He used to be our quarterback.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I am talking about the bad stuff, not the stuff that made him famous.

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He played for CCSF.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

he used to be good at throwing.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He was expelled from Serra HS for menacing student, possibly robbing them. Haven’t looked it up, but that’s why he ended up graduating from St. Louis in HI.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the info instead of smartass remarks

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by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to go, Tako, ruining our rep.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by DuckinNC on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Serra bee tee dubbles is where Barry Bonds and Tom Brady went, I believe. Lynn Swann, too, maybe.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 13, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. Let’s head over to Takimoto’s hot tub to find out more about Masoli’s past!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 13, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Consistency?

I dunno, there seems to be a pretty wide range of responses to all of the convictions/charges. As of today, all of the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies, and most of the players have plead guilty. I’m kinda curious as to why Alonso in particular is suspended for the whole season. Drunk driving is obviously serious (and incredibly stupid), but Alonso was upfront and honest to CK, unlike Masoli. LMJ’s punishment seems to make sense, I’m just trying to reconcile Alonso and Masoli.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

So it’s okay to drive drunk, as long as no other player has run afoul of the law lately?

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And by okay I mean punished more lightly.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In light of today’s suspensions, and if Alonso was in fact up front and honest with Chip, I wonder if we’ll see some opportunity for him to EARN an earlier reprieve ala LGB?

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by JConant on Mar 12, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Masoli lied to CK many times

If you aren’t honest, you have nothing.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We don't know if there were any previous issues with any of the players.

Perhaps Alonso was already on double secret probation.

And Masoli? Don’t lie to your coach.

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by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially as the QB

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

CK already has said it looks at each case individually. blanket punishments dont really benefit anyone.

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by NEP on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The lesson with Alonso is “Don’t Get a DUI the Day After you Head Coach Says Don’t Do Dumb Shit”

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

But I dunno, part of me thinks that establishing a consistent set of consequences for this kind of thing might be both fairer and a better deterrent. Basically, you do X, you get Y, unless factor Z comes into play. Simplifies CKs job and creates an equitable system.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is important when you have clowns like Canzano screaming about star treatment and playing favorites based on the on-field performance of players

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This stays consistent with Chip’s “get all the facts and render a decision” mantra. Timing is a factor, and has to be considered.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But I think the problem is that it sends the message that “it’s okay to lie to Coach, Kiko got the exact same punishment as JM.” I totally agree with CK getting all the facts, but what’s the problem with basically creating a set of punishment guidelines that eliminate a lot of the guesswork involved in the process, especially in the media. At the very least, it would cut down on Canzano et al from trumpeting retarded proclamations about the “correct” punishment.

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

At the very least, it would cut down on Canzano et al from trumpeting retarded proclamations about the "correct" punishment.

Why does this even matter?

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by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it doesnt, really. I’m just sick of hearing Canzano spew his bull. I feel that something like the sentencing guidelines can be an effective deterrent, while still giving a lot of flexibility to the football program

by emc503 on Mar 12, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re sick of hearing Canzano spew his bull, then Canzano is doing his job.

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by Takimoto on Mar 12, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got back did I miss anything.
(scrolling back) nope

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

Flagged for stealing my hoops rap.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we know for sure (i.e., from CK) that Masoli lied to him about this?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

According to KOIN6, yes.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay. How do they know?

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He lied to CK

About even being at the frat house the night of the incident according to the police report.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Its what we know for now

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by skywaker9 on Mar 12, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But obviously KOIN6 knows more than we know.

Because they know where they got the liar-liar-pants-on-fire info, and we don’t.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 12, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Police Report, which says he lied to Coach Kelly and the police.

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by jtlight on Mar 12, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

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