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An old fart's perspective on the recent troubles.

Having read JonathanPDX's very well written FanShot, here's a perspective on the current Troubles from the other side of the generation gap.

As I see it, there are three aspects of the situation.. the Practical (what's the impact on the 2010 season?), the Philosophical (where did we go wrong?), and the impact on The Program.

Star-divide

The Practical

All this offseason garbage will lower the preseason ranking, making a NC run unlikely. But what were the true odds on that anyway, given the unfavorable schedule and the existence of Bama and Ohio State, who will likely run the table?

Given the returning talent, and (the secret weapon that nobody outside Duck World remembers) CK's ability to spin inexperienced straw into gridiron gold, I see no reason to think we won't have a decent shot at a Rose Bowl repeat.

Assuming, of course, that there are no more Dumbo Eruptions.

Still: It's fortunate that all this happened in midwinter. There's a full spring to work out any required offense modifications and evaluate the QB situation, and a full fall camp. In 2007, we had doubts about Dixon. In 2008, we blew through four QBs before settling on a starter in the third game. Those adjustments were made on the fly.. and the team celebrated back-to-back 10-win seasons.  Why would we think the sky is falling now?

The Philosophical

I was one of many Oregon supporters who bent over backwards to give Masoli the benefit of the doubt. My initial reaction, like many AtQers, was one of incredulity -- the situation seemed so ridiculous (why would a player of his stature even think about doing something like that) that I was certain the situation was contrived and overblown, and that Max Wolfard was just another preppy racist fratboy performing some kind of retaliatory act for insults or unknown disrespects. My normal level of cynicism was completely held in check.  I was, obviously, at least partly wrong; I discounted the fact that Masoli and Embry could, in fact, be knuckleheads without impulse control. I forgot that living in a fishbowl doesn't automatically make you an angelfish. (If Bill Clinton couldn't realize this, why would we expect someone barely old enough to drink to "get it"?)

If there was a way to do it, I'd apologize to Max.  (I would not, however, apologize to the many bloggers and re-tweeters and filterless "reporters" who insisted on reporting unsourced innuendo as fact. Regardless of the underlying situation, pseudo-journalism is just flat wrong.)

I hope JM gets his shit together, but it would take longer than the one or two years he has left in the program to get my trust back. We need to move on. I personally hope he transfers, but whatever he does, I wish him the best of luck. I just don't want to see him behind center any more. He's blown his chance.

The Program

It will take a whole lot more problems to sour me on the program, the team, and the staff. Anyone who lived through The Suffering, like JonathanPDX's dad, understands how bad it CAN be..

 

  • No bowls for 26 years 
  • 66-0 beatdowns by UW 
  • 54-0 beatdowns by USC, at home
  • Paycheck games 
  • 14 game losing streaks 
  • Consecutive 2-win seasons where all you could look forward to was beating OSU and maybe WSU or Pacific 
  • No TV coverage 
  • Half-empty Autzen
  • Second-rate cheerleaders and lousy marching bands in yellow sport coats
  • General laughing-stock status.

 

We aren't headed back there, folks. And we aren't even looking at a UW- or WSU-style short-term death spiral.

Let the media and the idiot blogging fans of other programs say what they will. There's _nothing_ CK could have done yesterday that would have made any difference to them, just as there's nothing you can say to a Husky honk when they respond to yet another stomping by dragging out Don James or even Gil Dobie.  Masoli suspended for the season? "But he can redshirt! Kelly will just change his mind again! Out of control!" LMJ and Beard suspended for a game while Alonso gets a year? "They're breeding misogynists down there! How dare they mistreat their women? Inequal treatment!!" 

Don't listen to them. And don't let them bait you. IGNORE THEM. One thing is true: These people hate to be ignored; it drives them crazy. (Especially the Boise State honks.) If these types of comments bother you, stay away from the oregonlive and ESPN Conversation sites, where most of the comments are either bait or the opinions of very casual fans without any level of credibility. Stick to AtQ, or get a premium membership at someplace like educk or DSA, and stay off the free boards. 

I'm proud to be a follower of a program that has Chip Kelly, and Mike Bellotti, and the 95% of the players who do understand how they are supposed to behave and have learned to control their impulses. The other 5% are being dealt with appropriately, and significantly more severely than they would have been at almost any other school.

To sum up.. everyone just relax, take a deep breath, enjoy March Madness, and trust the program.

Things are decidedly not out of control.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.

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Agree 100%

Even since I started following this program in 1995, it has grown from an outsider to on the verge of the elite. This is merely a bump in the road, nothing more.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 13, 2010 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Well stated Sir.

Thank you for shedding some light on these recent follies. Having only recently become a die hard Ducks fan (4 years or so) I am not as queenly aware of their past as you are. But after reading posts like yours I can put a smile on my face and have happy thoughts about what next year’s team will bring and what is to come for many years as a Duck’s fan.

GO DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!1

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 13, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

BTW

How is someone from Eugene a fan of Elon?

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 13, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Call it a youthful indiscretion.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Queenly aware?

So, you weren’t as aware of the Manda 4 years ago? I don’t think any of us were.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 13, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, but I’m not queenly aware of anything.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha...good one guys

sorry…meant to saw keenly. It’s difficult to try and type while holding a 3 month old future Duck.

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Mar 13, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude.

He’s already a Duck. Not a future Duck.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 13, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

DING MOTHERFUCKING DONG!

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

REPLY MOTHERFUCKING FAIL!

This thing really does need a delete button.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

and the impact on The Program.

Who is this The Program? She sounds hot.

Nothin' better than spray tanning, Jager bombs, and Duck sports, chief.

by The Impact on Mar 13, 2010 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

Gym-tan-laundry bitches.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 13, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S THE SITUATION!

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 13, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen!

Thanks benzduck, great post. I especially like seeing just how rough The Suffering was, it puts things in perspective. It says a lot about someone to stay devoted to a team through times like that, and I think it makes the wins and triumphs that much sweeter. After seeing Dixon go down, Masoli rise up, become the starter, and then throw it all away… someday we’ll have a guy who actually starts all 13 games for more than one season, and we’ll build him a statue.

I hope Chip is teaching these kids about the history of both our state and our favorite football team. Oregon has never been a place where people go to do things the easy way.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 13, 2010 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

someday we’ll have a guy who actually starts all 13 games for more than one season, and we’ll build him a statue.

A certain Mr. Harrington wants to know where you’re putting his statue.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody has built Joey’s statue yet?! This is an outrage!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 13, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn Masoli for ruining a whole year-and-a-half’s worth of games and highlights.

by omb on Mar 13, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of great programs

UO Women won the indoor track national championship today. That makes three national titles (and counting?) in two years for the Ducks.

Also of note, with a total of 17 NCAA team championships, Oregon now has 11 more than the Fuskies.

Go Ducks.

by omb on Mar 13, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

And baseball has won 7 straight too

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 13, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn. The whole bloody athletic department is out of control.

They should fire somebody. It’s already been proven that we can’t handle prosperity.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 13, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But you were a good dog owner and cleaned it up, right?

Because I’d hate to think you were one of those inconsiderate schmucks who let their dogs shit all over other people’s lawns.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 14, 2010 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope

Ck has read this team the riot act! I hope everywhere a team member goes when events turn questionable there’s a little Chip Kelly standing on their shoulder screaming “what would your Mother want you to do?” Or “What would Jesus do?” Or anything that fits their personal moral view and makes them THINK before they act!

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Mar 14, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

The whole story of how the night of the crimes took place is still VERY incoherent and confusing.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 15, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Compared to LMJ's problem, I agree.

Perhaps the perpetrators lying to the cops and fratboys screaming about fucking hoodrats to the ODE has something to do with it.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely, there has got to be some other backstory, too much shit at one time

they all made a pact to go out and see who could fuck up the worst?

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

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