Quack Fix: Oregon women bring home a national championship, Eaton sets a world record, baseball wins series
Lots of quack to get to after a busy weekend. But let's hope the future is a bit quieter than recent weeks, as it seems that the Ducks legal problems are in the past.
- The Oregon track and field teams were stellar this weekend. The Oregon women won the indoor track and field national championship at this weekend's meet in Fayetteville, Ark. The women (without head coach Vin Lananna, who was forced to stay at home due to health reasons) went into the second day of the meet with only 13 points, but stormed back, getting another 48 points, and beating second place Tennessee by 25 points.
- On the men's side, Ashton Eaton immortalized his already storied Oregon career, setting a world record in the indoor Heptathlon. Eaton PR'd the 1,000 meter race by over 4 seconds to set the record, which was previously set by Dan O'Brien in 1993. Eaton not only beat the old world record by 25 points, but beat his own record by 243. Simply a dominating performance by one of the best athletes to ever attend Oregon. Eaton's performance helped the Oregon men tie for second in the national meet with 44 points. They had hoped to finish with over 40 points, which they did, but fell to Florida who accumulated 57 points.
- The Oregon baseball team had a good weekend, winning a series against Seattle U, whose program has just been re-established this season. Unfortunately, the Ducks couldn't complete the sweep, and only won 3 out of 4. They were undone on Sunday by errors once again, as a passed ball allowed a three up, three down inning to continue, and Seattle took an early 3-0 lead, and Oregon fell 6-4. However, the Ducks still sit at 12-6 and have a good deal of momentum as Pac-10 play nears.
- With all the talk surrounding Jeremiah Masoli and LaMichael James, we may be overlooking the end of the Ernie Kent era. The Ducks were unsurprisingly left out of the NIT, and are not part of the 16-team CBI field. And just like that, what may be Ernie Kent's last season comes to an unceremonious end.
- The Pac-10 got two teams into the NCAA tournament. Washington won the Pac-10 tourney, and likely wouldn't have gotten in otherwise, as they were given an 11 seed. Cal, the winner of the conference regular season is an eight seed. We will be having an ATQ bracket challenge with prizes involved. Details will be posted in the next day or two, so be ready to enter when we post all the details!
- I'm not always a fan of Nick Daschel's writing, but he's done a very good job of looking at the recent Oregon legal troubles. His latest piece says its not time to judge Chip Kelly. And he's very right. As much as opposing fans will opine on how Oregon is headed towards disaster, these statements are absurdly premature. At this point, it looks like Kelly has taken the right steps, and time will tell if those steps bring about the desired result.
- In a bit of on the field football news, Rob Moseley continues his spring previews with a look at the defensive line. With fan concerns about the position, this will obviously be watched closely during practices.
There's sure to be a lot of other quack floating around, so share yours below. GO DUCKS!
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Oh what a bright new day
Good Morning Oregon fans
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Baseballbaseballbaseball
Also softball. Yesterday, we had a 4-homerun inning against North Dakota. It kinda rocked.
And it’s time for track to move outdoors.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you have to pay to watch the Spring game?
"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Mar 15, 2010 7:43 AM PDT reply actions
It's usually something like 3 canned goods
by SeattleDucks on Mar 15, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool, thanks. I am going for sure this year. I am really interested in seeing Costa first-hand to see if he passes the eyeball test physically. Last year when he was in the game he just seemed like he was a half-step slow, or favoring his knee. I don’t know. If he looks strong I’d favor him being the starter at the beginning of the year. With the whole O-Line back our running game should be insane. We may just need a Trent Dilfer type QB that won’t turn the ball over and can make some plays when we need them.
Who knows though…DT clearly has all the potential in the world. If he ends the Spring showing that he can make the right decisions at the right times I might change my tune. I want to watch the Spring game so I can see them both first hand, and so I can see Diante Jackson and some others in action.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Mar 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
We may just need a Trent Dilfer type QB that won’t turn the ball over and can make some pbq. lays when we need them.
As much as I wish this were true, I think we’re going to need a guy who’s capable of being a game-changer, if not a consistent stud. The Trent Dilfer, Kerry Collins-types who wind up winning Super Bowls do so because their team’s defense is outstanding. Oregon has a solid defense, but it’s not going to shut good offenses down. This team will still be in its fair share of shootouts (like the Arizona and Stanford games). They’re going to need a QB who can consistently make plays.
That’s why I think most people are favoring Thomas to get the nod. Costa will be fine against the UCLA’s and the UW’s, but might not be able to hang enough points on some solid offensive teams when the defense has a tough game. Thomas will almost certainly be more inconsistent, but seems like he has greater big game potential.
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Wow, more fail from me this morning. I meant to block quote that first sentence like so:
We may just need a Trent Dilfer type QB that won’t turn the ball over and can make some plays when we need them.
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The running game only works so well because of the threat of the duel QB. Masoli was perfect. Let’s hope DT can be as well. Costa is not.
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by UOSportsDude on Mar 16, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
But if Costa starts, the offense will adapt. Look at what Chip Kelly put together for Roper in the Sun Bowl. Whether it’s Costa or Thomas, the zone read-heavy gameplan we saw with Masoli is gone. The running game didn’t suffer with Dixon, we just used more two back sets and used the pass to set up the run more. Granted, we had J-Stew, but still.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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Who knows Costa isn't a dual threat?
If the knee is better, he has plenty of wheels. Granted, knee #12 may not be better, but I think it’s too early to say he’s just gonna sit in the pocket.
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by Bill Musgrave on Mar 16, 2010 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions
He actually is, I just think it's a fair assumption that we will lose most of the zone-read game that we executed so well with Masoli
Which is fine, as long as we get something to fill that void. Maybe in the way of downfield passing and some nice rollouts for Costa to make decisions on his feet.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
If the knee is good to go, I don't think the zone read drops off much.
I think the run over the muthafucking DB drops off, yes, but not necessarily the read.
Anyway, it is likely the knee is not where it was when Costa was being talked up as the next great UO QB, but I’m just saying, the guy was recruited to run as well as pass, and he’s got to be smart enough for the read part of zone read.
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by Bill Musgrave on Mar 16, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh he's certainly experienced and smart enough with it.
But I think simply the coaches won’t let him carry the ball as much as they did with Masoli. He also will probably give the ball off a whole lot more too.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
So long as Costa won't look like Roper failing at running against Purdue, I'm happy.
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
No kidding.
Watching Roper against Purdue was a little frustrating.
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I hadn’t been anti-Roper up until that point. All that changed during that game.
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His running was fine, it was his passing that was the problem.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Sniff, I just don't know who you are anymore.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 18, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions
His reading of the option in that game was terrible.
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I recall his reads being poor at some points, but also making some key runs on 4th downs and pressure situations.
It may have been dorky, but he certainly had bright spots running in that game. I watched a video of the game yesterday and he had some nice runs in clutch situations. Then of course he would scramble to the left, start moving right, then throw a pick off his back foot trying to be Jared Zabransky from across the field. That was the part that was his failure in that game.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
The running game only works so well because of the threat of the duel QB. Masoli was perfect. Let’s hope DT can be as well. Costa is not.
I really disagree with this.
You can run our offense with not-so-fast QBs effectively. The difference is that a quicker QB can take a 5, 6, or 7 yard gain and turn it into a 15, 20, 30 yard gain.
Success is based upon the QB’s ability to make the right choice that exploits the defense.
To say it “Only works so well” is a wrong analysis of Oregon’s offense.
My problem with Roper was never his speed. It was that he didn’t make the read correctly.
The ONLY concern I have with Costa is durability, not his speed.
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And let me be clear, my original post was not about Costa’s speed or whatever. Based on what we’ve seen (in limited time) from Costa, the impression is that he’s solid. He’s a good game manager and he can make some good plays. But his arm didn’t look great against UCLA and it’s doubtful he can run the zone read as well as Masoli, even if he’s just as fast.
If Costa winds up winning the job, good for him, and the offense will be fine. Kelly will design the offense to take advantage of Costa’s strengths and minimize the effects of his weaknesses. Just based on reports and the small sample we’ve seen from each, it looks like Thomas is the better overall raw talent. He just may not have the consistency (yet) to pull it off on a weekly basis.
If you asked me right now, though, who I’d rather see out there with 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter, trailing by 4 points, I’d say Thomas without much hesitation. That answer is certainly subject to change after spring ball, but that’s my gut.
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In Costa’s defense, you have to wonder how much of it was gameplanning that didn’t open it up at all.
We have absolutely no reason to think he would be a game manager. That would be like saying that Masoli would be a game manager after watching the Utah game.
I think Costa’s biggest problem in the UCLA was being too tentative. It was pretty clear he was re-adjusting to the speed of college football.
That said, I’d still rather have Thomas at this point, but this debate that’s been developing between the grizzled game manager and the uneven rookie seems to be very contrived. It fits the nice storyline, but I don’t feel either QBs talents fall into either category.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think the only thing we can say for sure right now is that we are going into the first game of the season with a QB that has very little experience and our star RB on the sideline in street clothes.
Hey, I'm Quinn. What's your name?
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After seeing Masoli against Utah, I thought he was just flat out bad at passing. I don’t think Costa is bad at passing, but I think his arm motion is terrible and he didn’t put a lot of zip on his throws. I think that’s going to limit his effectiveness, especially in the downfield passing game.
I said this in my post – it’s a small sample size. We really don’t know much beyond the limited action we’ve seen and the scouting reports we’ve gotten. That’s what I’m going off of. Just because I called Costa a “good game manager” doesn’t mean I think that’s ALL he is. There’s certainly more there. But if you asked about which guy had more potential to be a gamebreaking threat, Thomas seems like the guy. It’s just that he might not be ready for that in 2010.
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One thing that should be kept in mind regarding Thomas was, despite his brilliant performance against Boise State, he also made some big time mistakes in that game. His interception was entirely on him, and he had no business throwing that ball.
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That’s certainly true, but the hope is that those kinds of mistakes will be cured by experience and refinement. In other words, his problems didn’t seem to be physical. Given what Kelly can do with raw talent, I’m excited about Darron Thomas.
We’ll see though. Costa is good and may give the Ducks the best shot for 2010.
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You can run our offense with not-so-fast QBs effectively. The difference is that a quicker QB can take a 5, 6, or 7 yard gain and turn it into a 15, 20, 30 yard gain.
That’s exactly what I mean. With Dixon or Masoli, we could score in 5 plays basically at will. With Costa, he slows down the offense, changes the tempo of our games and forces our D to step up more than it should need to.
Sure, Costa’s comeback would be a great story but honestly, and this is just my opinion, if he’s our quarterback, we score 15-20 points less each game.
His knee is not magically going to improve. Look at the UCLA game, we scored one offensive touchdown the entire game, and that was a slant to Maehl that he took to the house.
Costa should get a chance to earn the starting job this spring, but it would be a travesty if he took crucial learning games from Darron Thomas (read: easy wins over NM and PSU that he can makes mistakes and still win).
That said, he’s still a great backup a great holder, and can come in for the occasional trick play like the UW game. I just don’t want him to be my starting QB in this offense.
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by UOSportsDude on Mar 16, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this type of judgement is incredibly premature. We honestly have no idea what Costa can and cannot bring to the table in terms of speed.
The judgments being made against him are being made based on one game, and this game is a terrible point of reference. The play calling started out slow, and there was a reason for that. It was his first start on a knee that had multiple surgeries. It’s no wonder they didn’t open up the playbook. Into the second half, there was no reason to take any risk.
I think that Thomas is the QB of the future, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if Costa surprises us all, with his arm and legs.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
With Costa, he slows down the offense, changes the tempo of our games and forces our D to step up more than it should need to.
And with that, I don’t agree either.
Costa still has some pretty good wheels. Especially since it was the ACL, which has minimal impact on the north-south running. It has an impact on the shifting and juking.
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I think the small sample size Gorby mentions is the key.
I mean really, two years ago prior to the season Costa was being talked up as the PERFECT dual threat QB for this offense, wheels, smarts, passing ability.
So yes, unexciting full game effort at UCLA vs great quarter for Thomas vs BSU. You do have to assume the knee might not have left him with his original wheels and durability.
But I do think it’s funny the talk like he slows down the game. He was recruited as a dual threat, let’s wait and see where the knee is at.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like Oregon wasn’t even good enough to make the CBI. And to that I say, good. The CBI is a joke.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think we also smartly didn't want to pay $60k to host a game
No wonder OSU lost all that athletics $ last year, they spent a ton on CBI fees.
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CBI title or Civil War? Hmmmm
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
How many people outside of OSU and UTEP
Even know that they were in the CBI title series last year? You couldn’t even easily get the games on TV.
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I honestly dont even know what the CBI stands for.
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Crappy Basketball Invitational
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by JShufelt on Mar 15, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Its run by the same folks that run a lot of the early season "tournaments"
Which largely consist of the following:
Host is some big conference school.
Three other teams that are mid to lower majors that the big conference school could never lose to. For example, Iowa hosts one every year and their opponents will be teams like the Citadel, Colgate and Northwestern State (that’s in LA).
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Fixed
Tried to think of a better one and couldnt….
Hey, I'm Quinn. What's your name?
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Axemen is lost without someone to namedrop
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I thought it was funny
So what is with the Axemen hate? I must have missed something from January until now.
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Eh, not hate.
More like punching bag.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
what about the porn?
I’m semi-lost on those comments too, somebody give me the update
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Axemen=Porn.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd for irony...
I hope I am not the only one who sees it that way.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
No wonder OSU lost all that athletics $ last year, they spent a ton on CBI fees.
From what I understand, they ended up about breaking even because they went so far in the tournament. That’s the risk reward you get from the CBI. If you host one game, and lose, you take a hit.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Exactly. Who cares? No one pays attention to the CBI except the fans of teams who are in the CBI.
by westspec on Mar 15, 2010 9:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel the same way about the NIT
If I happen to be say, working out when a game is on, I’ll watch but I’m not going to go out of my way at all to watch it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Without the NIT
We’d have never seen Luke Jackson go completely fucking OFF.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup
I’m not saying its bad, just that its a HUGE step down from the NCAAs.
That was one of the most amazing games I’ve ever seen btw.
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The NIT isn’t terrible. It’s still decent teams, for the most part. The CBI, though, is barely mediocre, at its absolute best.
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It isn't but in terms of prestige it is
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LaDainian Tomlinson
Its sad watching him struggle to hang on. Its pathetic to here the national media (ESPN) try to make it sound like he even matters
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions
its even worse that i cannot spell "hear" correctly
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh, I think he could be useful and somewhat productive getting 8 – 10 touches on a team that needs a back to spell their starter. The problem is that Tomlinson himself seems resistant to that role. And while we scoff, it’s hard to blame him – he’s been THE MAN for so long that it’s almost ingrained. He can’t change the mindset. It would be helpful for him to change it, but that’s easy for us to say. We haven’t scored 30 TDs in an NFL season.
The other problem is that the media still treats him like THE MAN in terms of the attention they give, mainly because it’s an interesting story – “Star RB turns into has been but still expects to be the star RB.” A little bit sad, really.
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That's the problem with being a RB
You had best ride that gravy train and get as much $ as you can early because you’ll break down and suck pretty early.
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In all reality he has been in decline for 2 years
I dont get it, 3.3 ypc is awful.
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
True
Just look at Alexander, who used to be with SEA though, as another such guy. Had an amazing year, Seahawks go the superbowl then drops off the face of the earth next season. Happens a lot with RBs.
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I was at the game where he got hurt and never was a good RB ever again. Isn’t that neat?
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What was the specific injury?
I forget now.
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Let’s cut thomas jones who gets 3 yards a carry and go sign LT who gets 3 yards a carry…brilliant!
by westspec on Mar 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So is the week of Sarcasm fails over?
Seriously what was going on last week? Was everyone so jaded that the sarcasm meters were turned off?
WHERE IS MY F-ING SIGN!
How many days have we been without incident?
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If someone wants to figure out how many days, I’ll post the sign. I just got too busy to keep track.
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Last incident was Kaddu over a week ago
Court proceedings for previous offenses don’t count.
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Double Digits tomorrow!!!!!!!
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we should get a bonus day for getting through St. Paddy’s day weekend.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
This thing just scares the shit out of me.
As soon as I see it, I think: one incident, coming right up.
I am going to go out and get arrested just in case it helps keep team players off the docket.
Off I go.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m worried that I’m actually going to be forced to make double digit pictures now.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
There's change afoot in this great crazy world of ours, when crime watch goes to 10.
But my amplifier still goes to 11.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Im just happy we got the two main stars of the team out of the way...
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
According to Twitter
EK is being rumored as the new head coach of Hawaii. Wouldn’t be a bad place for him.
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Are they on the schedule next season?
I remain bitter that we never managed (or even tried, as far as I know) to get Kentucky into a home-and-home while Brooks was there.
And now it’s too late.
everything is history, eventually.
Just heard on the radio that Quinn has been traded to Denver
Another over-hyped failed ND QB.
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It helps if you can throw the ball more than 10 yards
BUT LOOK AT HIS ARMS!!!!
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m interested to see who picks up Jimmy Clausen. They should do a special of Jersey Shore wherever he goes.
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There is an interesting case study
Is Clausen good because he has such talented receivers?
OR
Are the receivers good because of Clausen?
OR
Is Clausen a douchebag?
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Golden tate is good. I think Clausen is overrated, but still a decent pick for teams who can take the time to develop a QB.
by westspec on Mar 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Floyd is even better than Tate
Top-10 pick next year
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Clausen was either a good passer, or a good leader. He wasn’t ever both at the same time.
Golden Tate is one of the most ridiculous players that has been from ND in a while.
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I still laugh hard when I think of him trying to dive into the Michigan State band
After scoring a TD and they just let him smack into the ground. Awesome.
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That was sweet, just because in that situation I might react and catch, its like they planned it
Or their hatred took control over natural reaction
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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 15, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
The Cleveland Steamer.
Now we have to call him The Rocky Mountain Oyster or something along those lines
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
;(
It was a good nickname for the week that we gave it to him.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So let me get this straight..
Dump the last 3 starting quarterbacks, including The Former Heisman Frontrunner, for a 35-year old with bad pins coming off the worst season of his career, and a completely undistinguished backup?
Holmgren MUST be a geenyus of some kind. I continue to be thankful I am not a Browns fan.
everything is history, eventually.
Hasselback was his backup in Greenbay
I think he is trying the same formula, bringing Wallace to Cleveland. Unless my facts are wrong
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No press conference scheduled?
I wonder how long this is going to drag on?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Might as well make KVAL sweat for throwing that report out there
No hurries anyway. The coaching carousel is just now starting with the Iowa and Charlotte coaches getting canned. Anyone you’ll want to interview will probably be in the tourny until this weekend.
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Just wait until we make our typical late offseason push
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the line about WSU students learning bar fighitng
I think its true.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It made me laugh
I love the Fulmer Cupdate. The way it was ended with the Washington boot print was a nice touch, too
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
we should get mcminnamins to let us put a trophy in there or something
so we always remember :P
I can haz footbawl?
Dear God
I think my entire office staff thinks I’m insane after the noise that came out of my mouth when I saw the Gary Busey Family Night photo.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The little boy in that picture is making me cry laughing
Hey, I'm Quinn. What's your name?
Addicted to Quack
Seriously.
I luaghed for a solid 30 seconds when I saw that
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
Still laughing about this today.
I re-posted this on another forum I frequent and got the “so old” complaints from some young whippersnappers.
I don’t care if this thing’s been on the internet for 10 years, it’s still brilliant.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 16, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
From the post above the Fulmer Cupdate on EDSBS
Vote Lane Kiffin Sexiest Woman in the World
Yes, this is serious.
I did as well
And I’m pretty sure EDSBS has the horsepower to make this happen.
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wouldn't want to be coached by the sexiest woman in America?
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess you haven't seen Betty White if you think that Fox tramp is the sexiest woman in America.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't solve the zone read?
EAT A FUCKING SNICKERS BAR YOU LITTLE PUSSY! NOW GET BACK IN THE GAME!
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So…why didn’t the Fuskies and Beavs stock up on Snickers last season? Could have done them a lot of good.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly
because Betty White was not coaching them.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Betty White was coaching the Fuskies.
I mean, did you see how dramatic Jake Locker acted when we sacked his ass, again?
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
He is Lane Kiffin, hear him roar
As losses pile up too much to ignore.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
How is Gulbis a #1 seed?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't know, she's not attractive at all in my opinion.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The photo where she's stretching her back with the iron (giggity) shaft (giggity) behind her head (giggity)
would change your mind. I’ll go look for it.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The wall-ball size breasts aren't the issue.
Although I’m more of an ass/legs guy than boob guy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Then you probably won't find many golfers attractive
since length off the tee is all about the hugeness of one’s ass and thighs.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you someone say legs?

Laura Davies!
by Brian Floyd on Mar 15, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, I should really read the subject line before I hit post
That came out as a jumbled mess of crap….kinda like the picture
Rectastic
Both of them!
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, Butterface.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, she looks fairly hot (scrolls up) AHHH! What kind of demon seed is that F**king thing!!?? (scrolls back down) OH, well I guess she is not nearly as trog-ish as I th…(scrolls up) WTF IS THAT!!?? Slyvester Stallone with breast implants!!??
Repeat procedure for another hour.
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
As much as Iove football season, I can’t say how happy I am in regards to the general lack of new football news…..
Now let’s hope I didn’t jinx them
by DuckFan01 on Mar 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
OT
But….The UO admissions facebook fan page had a contest in Feb. to describe what makes the U of O special in 100 words or less, and today I found out that I got 2nd place. I get an Oregon shirt and a ballpoint pen. Woot.
Thought I would share.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
what was your 2nd place wording?
What was 1st?
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Don't know who got first, but mine was:
The University of Oregon is a special place because of its academics, athletics, extracurriculars, and people. The learning environment, which covers a broad spectrum of topics, is world-class. The athletic teams are highly successful. The extracurricular activities provide opportunities to the students that are valuable. The people complete the University of Oregon, because they show passion and pride when it comes to the school. The passion is conveyed by the athletic teams, the sense of community, and the outstanding sense of pride when it comes to the University of Oregon. GO DUCKS!
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
did she just post a picture of herself and just say "my picture is worth 1000 words, so i should win 10x
I can haz footbawl?
So Bellotti and Kent will have a "meeting" tomorrow says the O
Gee I wonder what will happen there?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It wouldn't be ATQ without a homoerotic comment!
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably going to come out sounding more like this.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Benzduck with a hip, new age video to share?
I was expecting something like this.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
by qrsouther on Mar 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is more my speed these days.
everything is history, eventually.
by benzduck on Mar 15, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Winner
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Go Ducks.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
play thursday night @ the pit vs eastern washington.
from what i can tell reading the bracket, we’re a 1 seed. Link to bracket
I can haz footbawl?
i suggest we buy tickets
paul ball could go a ways here and it looks like we’re in town at least for the weekend
I can haz footbawl?
31 points to go with the game winner
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Aaron Brooks.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
OMG, ME TOO!
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
With Takimoto lurking on thee...
Am doing this right???
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
no
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 16, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Diagramming plans to drop more threes...
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
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