An Open Letter to PJ Carlesimo
by David Piper on Mar 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT
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Dear PJ,
No.
Sincerely,
AtQ
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Wait, wait, lets think about this . . . . . . . .
NO.
We are now leaving ATQ. Did you go potty and take your medication?
It's all fun and games til someone chokes the coach.
We are now leaving ATQ. Did you go potty and take your medication?
Hang this on the facade of the new Matthew Knight Area. Should scare him off.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Ditto.
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Mar 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
No to Steve Alford
Matt Daddy
You don’t want this guy….I live in Iowa and he doesn’t like being 2nd fiddle to Football…it didn’t work here and it won’t work at Oregon.
I dont think you made the point very clear.
You support PJC?
In all honesty, I think that we can all agree that we DONT WANT PJ ANYWHERE NEAR EUGENE
This off-season officially sucks for SEVEN(!!!!!!!) reasons and counting...
Douchebag Clown Face Monkey Spunk (aka DCFMS, or John Canzano) has mentioned it. That is all, take it for what it’s worth
Hire Steve Alford!
Addicted to Quack
FA(t)Q: A certain unnamed “journalist” will henceforth be known as “Douchebag Clown Face Monkey Spunk”. “DCFMS”, “Clown Face”, “Monkey Spunk”, or simply “Douchemonkey” are also acceptable.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Canzano = purple douchebag ass fucker faces
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of me is glad MB is stepping down
and hiring a firm of people to help decide who should be the next basketball coach. One person might make the mistake of thinking PJ would be a good hire for Oregon, no way in hell a group of people make that mistake.
Safety in number people, safety in numbers.
Hire Steve Alford!
Addicted to Quack
How open is this letter, exactly?
Seems as if everything’s already been said.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Mar 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I see
So does this preclude me from also sending a private letter? Because I’d like to do that as well, just to make sure.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
To whom it may concern:
My name is PJ Carlesimo. I know basketball. I have been choked to near death by a basketball participant. I have an impeccably groomed beard.
Thank you for your consideration.
PJ Carlesimo
Reccady reccady rec rec rec.
Uber-rec.
Giga-rec.
Peta-rec.
Magna-rec.
Screaming shitfit rec.
everything is history, eventually.
POLL: I mentioned this earlier...
If he comes who wil choke him first:…
A) The ghost of Ernie Kent
B) Elongoria
C) The whole Pit Crew in a giant mosh choke
D) Takimoto with Red Vines
E) Malcolm Armstead
F) Lamichael James
G) Terrance Jones
H) Josh Crittle
I) Other
I'll take D.
But only if Tako is choking PJ because PJ proclaims that Twizzlers are better than Red Vines.
Wait, football season is HOW long away?
He's doing radio for NCAA games
He’s not that good at that either.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Alternate letter.
Dear PJ,
We will choke your ass out.
Thanks,
ATQ
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
I think I would have been more adamant about it...
Like: Dear PJ
Not in a million fucking years. Not even if: hell froze over; pigs sprouted wings; Oprah got thin again; Briney Spears played Mother Theresa in a Lifetime biopic; Roger Clemens told the truth; or Canzano’s parents actually started believing in him.
NO. FUCK NO. N-FUCKING-O. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT!
Sincerely,
AtQ
P.S. DIAF, kthx
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
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