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Quack Fix: Lilley's 38 helps Ducks advance in WNIT, word on the street is QB job is Costa's to lose

Of the five events in four different sports Oregon took part in yesterday, the Ducks won all five. 5-for-5 ain't bad, eh? Here's your Morning Quack Fix:

  • Behind Taylor Lilley's school single-game record 38 points, the Oregon women's basketball team advanced to the third round of the WNIT with a 93-67 win over New Mexico at Mac Court last night. The Ducks will host Cal on Thursday night.
  • ESPN.com's Ted Miller has a series of notes on the Oregon football squad heading into next week's spring practices, including a link to this article from the R-G's Rob Moseley about all the program's uncertainty. And according to the Oregonian's Ken Goe, the word on the street is the QB job is Nate Costa's to lose.
  • SportingNews writer Matt Hayes thinks former Oregon head coach and athletic director Mike Bellotti will end up back on the sidelines, and even goes as far to predict a possible landing at either Arizona State or Washington State. Come to think of it, with Bill Moos taking over in Pullman, that actually seems relatively logical. Hayes also thinks the Ducks are still the favorite to win the Pac-10 this fall.
  • The red-hot Oregon baseball team won for the 12th time in 13 games last night, defeating Southern Utah 7-1 at PK Park. In addition to the win, Oregon sophomore southpaw Tyler Anderson was one of 49 pitchers named to the College Baseball Foundation's Pitcher of the Year award watch list.
  • Will the playing style of Oregon's new head basketball coach be fast, smart or defensive-minded? According to the Oregonian's John Hunt, Pat Kilkenny and company are looking for a coach who employs all three. And, as we found out yesterday, it's clear they're willing to pay for it. My favorite quote from PK: "I heard somebody say that if Penn State is the IBM of college athletics, then Oregon is the Google." I've gotta admit: That kind of excites me.
  • According to CBSSports.com writer Dennis Dodd, Larry Scott is exploring the possibility of a Pac-10 Championship game—in lieu of expansion. Despite specific NCAA guidelines requiring a conference to have at least 12 members to stage a title game, Scott claims it's a possibility.
  • Former Oregon punter Josh Bidwell signed with the Washington Redskins just under three weeks after being released by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The one-time Pro Bowler, who missed all of last season with a hip injury, is entering his 11th NFL season.

As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.

GO DUCKS!

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Costa

Nate Costa will not be the starting QB this Fall. He will be a fine backup. For one I don’t believe he would stay healthy for an entire year. Just my opinion.

Webfoots

by Webfoots on Mar 24, 2010 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

We won’t win the pac-10 with Costa at QB

by westspec on Mar 24, 2010 8:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If that were true, Chip Kelly wouldn't pick him to be our starter.

If it’s not true, then we have nothing to complain about.

Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.

by qrsouther on Mar 24, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oregonians attempt a fun

fun if you want to be the AD for Oregon

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 24, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

should have read *at fun

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 24, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to Oregonian going bankrupt

That “article” was just another Oregonian invitation for Nutria to post jokes at the Ducks expense (again), just like those weekly “What Uniform Should They Wear” bits. I cancelled my daily subscription to the O eight years ago, and the Sunday edition last year. Now it’s just a matter of time…..heh, heh, heh…

by 2muchtime on Mar 24, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Mark Few will be coming

From Seth Davis:

It should surprise no one that Oregon is reportedly interested in Gonzaga’s Mark Few, who is from the state and an alum of the school. There was a report from a local media outlet in Spokane that Few was leaning towards taking the job, but I don’t believe he will. I spoke Tuesday night with someone who is close to Few, and he said he would be “shocked” if he left Gonzaga for Oregon or anyplace else. I’ve always felt that Few’s loyalty to his alma mater was overstated, and the sudden change of athletic directors at Oregon can’t help. Few really values his time with his family and he has a secure, happy lifestyle up in Spokane. If Few surprises everyone and takes the job Zags assistant Leon Rice will most likely succeed him at Gonzaga.

by opooos on Mar 24, 2010 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

The worst part about know our coach was going to be fired for the last two years

is that we have had the same who can we get conversations a hundred times. I just want the big hire to happen so we can stop guessing and start talking about how awesome it is.

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Mar 24, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The funny part about that is that Oregon fans haven’t had to go thru the whole “who will be the big hire” in over 14 years (if you count Ernie as the big hire). We had a small taste of it with the basball program, but that’s small potatoes in comparison to basketball or football.

For a lot of fans this is really their first experience with a coaching search (me included). I’m really interested to see how the whole process unfolds.

Hire Ben Jacobson!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

excellent point

It is an exciting new experience for Oregon fans, maybe I should just stop and smell the roses. As long as the roses are not Few rumors…

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Mar 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly has lost control of the Lacrosse Team

Hire Ben Jacobson!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

My favorite part of the article:
While the warrant was being served, a local man arrived and attempted to purchase marijuana from Jones. He was also arrested.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 24, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those moments when it feels like we’re all living in one giant sitcom.

“Hey, can I get the usual?”
“Uhh, now is REALLY not a good time.”

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 24, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Further proof that Pot Makes You Stupid.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were we talking about anyways?

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

does this bring the incident counter back down or is it only for football?

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 24, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if she learned how to make E at her Catholic high school, or here in Eugene

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I'm pretty sure this will ruin her plans to attend Law school after graduation

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 24, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since Lacrosse is a scholarship sport… And dealing drugs is a really serious crime…

The arrest took place on March 16th, which sets the counter at…

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So we’ve been living a lie these last 9 days, thinking everything was peaches and cream? What fools we are.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 24, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Not Rec’d. Not rec’d at all.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to go back and unrec the last 9 days worth of counters?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Not at all.

It is just annoying that another scholarship player did something like this.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost feel like I should setup guidelines of what “resets the incident counter”

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule 1

If you lie to JShufelt about what happened with the incident counter, you’re facing a year-long suspension. Minimum.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Musgrave

was at the Ducks baseball game yesterday

Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos

by 6meangreen6 on Mar 24, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

That reminds me, I’m going to ASU @ Oregon game with my brothers on April 3rd (Saturday).

We might stop somewhere for some beers and food before or after the game.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of them is. The other one was (Long story).

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice how they are stopping somewhere for Beer

Because someone might forget to bring some.

I Hate Your Ducks

by ConnorOSU on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

very clever. well done.

Hire Ben Jacobson!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why bring some when you have Fowl Territory at your ball park?

And I would like to point out, that I have remembered the beer far more than I have forgotten it.

Mutters something about Jeremy

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flew out to Phoenix this morning

And was on the same plane as the New Mexico Players. They are HUGE!

I Hate Your Ducks

by ConnorOSU on Mar 24, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, I guess that rules out Ben Jacobson

Time for a new sig

Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oregon Cheerleader in the sweet sixteen

Vote for Katelynn in the north bracket. Too bad Amanda isn’t in it, and what is up with that picture of the ASU cheerleader doing the splits? That’s just not fair.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Big name Coach?

Bobby Knight to Oregon, now there’s a big name

Webfoots

by Webfoots on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not?

Instead of having a coach that has been choked, why not have a coach that HAS choked people?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea why this wasn't rec'd.

I have hilarious cartoon like images going through my head now. Knight just slapping, choking, pushing PJ around the room. Lots of yelling:

“You are a terrible basketball coach!” “Get out of here!”

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you listened to him destroy Big 12 game broadcasts this year? i’m not even sure he knows anything about basketball anymore…i’d rather have Bobby Knight 2.0 – Frank Martin. at least he’s a jerk that can recruit.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

him and CK would have epic stare contests…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

meant Frank Martin.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reporter: Chip, how was your first meeting with coach Carlisimo?

Chip: He’s buried behind the Mo Center equipment shed. Discipline will be handled internally.

Clownzano: Chip, my source’s dead grandmother’s uncle’s hairdresser told me tha…"

Chip: Shut up John. Your parents hate you. Go home.

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait…

What?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 24, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s it. Rick Pitino is coming to Eugene. there. i said it. i have zero sources. tell the waitresses of Lane County to start dressing a little nicer.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

nice

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure there’s no chance we higher a coach that plays at that pace…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Ah, yes of course. Clearly De-freaking-Paul is a step up from UCLA. Yup. Sounds about right.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't make sense

A legit reporter broke it, but Howland gave what seemed like a pretty flat denial

by Brian Floyd on Mar 24, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth noting in the quack fix you biased freaks :P

after winning another golf tournament yesterday, the Men’s golf team is now ranked #9 in the country for the first time ever. Viva Casey Martin!

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

come to think of it

we’re #1 according to golfstat.com

I repeat, Viva Casey Martin

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big golf fan

but if we’re going to have it, we might as well kick ass.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now Eric Reveno is interviewing with Boise State

The WCC is better than the WAC, and Portland is a better program than Boise State. Its gotta be money.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you know what's coming next

FUCK BOISE STATE

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JStew talking live online right now

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 24, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously he’s answering questions right now

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 24, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He likes the Droid. Now we all know it’s legit.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting tweet by Samie Parker

when asked what he thought of Bellotti going to ESPN, he replied “Still trying to figure out why he’s not the head coach”

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh,

I do not know what to say about that.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at what point will CK have the power to threaten to ban newspapers totally?

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/2010/03/24/urban-meyer-confronts-a-reporter-about-taking-the-deonte-thompson-quote-out-of-context/

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

snigger

What did you call him?

Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm staying out of this.

I’ll just back off right now. Bye.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot "innocent" and "dammit"

but otherwise it’s funny. rec.

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i use dammit a lot

innocent was popular during the last 8 weeks

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would require paying attention to what axemen says, and if you’re anything like me, you stopped doing that a long time ago

Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahah.

HIGHLY recommended.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corvallis Gazette?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Few

So sorry to see Ernie go, as I was a student when he played for the K-Kids. Also, he is undisputedly the best-dressed coach in the Pac-!0, and that counts for something in the end. As a west coast basketball freak, I have to say that Mark Few is the only reasonable replacement for Ernie. I know that it will be a blow to the Bulldogs, but if Mark is offered enough $$, he is bound to realize that Eugene is a better place to live than Spokane, which is being taken over by the crypto-fascist movement bit by bit. BTW, where is Dan Monson coaching these days?

by EricN on Mar 24, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!!!

Now he is just straight up Night at the Roxbury status.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how his pants went all pimpishly satin

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 25, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

can you imagine that in ‘Lightning Yellow’???? i was thinking that about someone else the other day that was wearing those school colored blazer jackets…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, like this?

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh,

Just like that. I like it.

I dont know what the f**k axemen is saying “fail” for.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well okay then,

That makes much more sense. It is a very good picture that benzduck posted.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he just needs to do that same thing to my Alford picture

Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I say about that...

HIRE AARON BROOKS. He could surely recruit amazing.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the one i saw!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus he cusses out opposing players that happen to play for BYU so that’s a plus in my book…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah,

I’m pretty sure that most mormons are not interested in pre-marital relations.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit axeman

that’s what they want. its their whole plan for world domination!

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

TNQA, I’m going to need you to go ahead and fill this out.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, you're a trip

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deer TQA8,

Fuck you.

Regards,
Benzduck

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love you too!

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey benzduck I found something of yours

“think you dropped it on your way to the “pet shop”":http://cgi.ebay.com/1931-Oregon-v-St-Marys-Vintage-Ticket-Stub_W0QQitemZ250173372368QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Sports_Memorabilia?hash=item3a3f7eb7d0

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAUNT FAIL!!!!

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait who mailed axemen to Iraq?

Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to start doing an Oregon Ducks ebay post of the day

here’s the first edition

this is the basketball schedule for benzduck’s senior year at UofO

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, that was brutal.

I mean having to play Idaho 4 times?

No wonder I was such a fucking grouch back then.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just loved how Twitter suddenly exploded into “Oh no my bracket is screwed!”

Right, because all those officemates/classmates/family members that you’re competing against picked Northern Iowa to win, and their brackets didn’t get hosed exactly as much as yours did.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crows have hands?!?!

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he escort you to security as a lost child?

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MSPaint Couture model

with apologies to Tako..

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it sad that a Tennessean is pointing out that you misspelled “friend”?

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deer TQA8,

Please refer to my previous billet-doux.

Your freind,
Benzduck

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that wasn't.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TQA8 =

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TNQA8= a combination of

and

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can't do yourself

thats cheating

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I’m trying to convey is that I’m a combination of a great pitcher, great fielder, great hitter, and great baserunner

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the braves suck

moving on…

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 straight.

When was the last time the M’s won a World Series? Never, you say?

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like a combination of

and

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd that you have no problem being compared to John Rocker, though..

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the 7 Train.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Them’s fightin’ words. Or fightin’, errr, <img> tags.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for beating me to it.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, very ironic tidbit.

James K. Polk, who was elected as president in 1844, signed the Treaty of 1846 with Great Britain which gave Oregon amongst other states to the US.

Where was Polk elected from?

Tennessee, bitches. Without my state, yours wouldn’t exist. Suck it.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

James K Polk?

Typical Tennessean, complete with mullet and everything. (assuming I remember correctly what he looks like)

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

MULLET, kind of thing

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAPOLEON OF THE STUMP

by echo31 on Mar 24, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where was Polk born?

Three guesses. And two of them are not “Tennessee.”

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where he was born. I wasn’t born in Tennessee either.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re a bandwagonner.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell no. Atlanta.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have guessed Ohio.

Cannot remember why, but nonetheless would have guessed Ohio.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because my parents are from Ohio?

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned it before, asswad.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that when you cork your ass with a ton of TP?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 25, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s a reason CaDuck can’t remember that would have him guessing OH, it’s probably that TQA8 mentioned it. It’s not like we were discussing Ohio a lot last December, or anything.

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by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. I now recall something you said about one of your parents going to Akron

It amazes me how late you stay up on school nights. Its not even 9:30 here and I am exhausted.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t usually, I’m just not tired and still amped from my games earlier, although I’m about to head off.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time do you have to wake up?

I have to be up at 7. I wish I had signed up for a free first period!

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is now the high school party line

With a guest appearance from dad (benzduck) telling them to get off the damn phone

by Brian Floyd on Mar 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

jtlight already got pissed off at us once for this happening previously. I maintain my innocence!

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter by now, you’re all fucking grounded for life.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe all this talk about James K Polk without reference to the greatest James K Polk song of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGCuDDAPggw

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by dvieira on Mar 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed, hire They Might Be Giants!

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way,

Should we file a missing persons report or something for Tako? I mean, no Tako Tuesdays yesterday, and now he is gone today.

by CaDuck on Mar 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Its spring break

he’s probably spending time with his lady.

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by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tako Tuesdays > lady

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck happened here today…

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 24, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I think they had a substitute teacher.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daddy benzduck and Momma Musgrave went out for the evening and Babysitter Tako was busy talking on the phone while the kids (axemen, CaDuck, TQA) got into the liquor cabinets.

Hire Mark Few!
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well I’m not surprised. When I’m on the phone with axemilf23, I get “lost in conversation.”

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, me and axemilf don't spend a lot of time talking when we're together.

I think I’ve already used that joke, but it’s too good to pass up again.

Limber up for another round, axemilf, let’s get to it!

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same shit that happens here EVERY day.

by JonathanPDX on Mar 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for reading my mind

It’s like the high school kids had a sleepover but the Super Nintendo wasn’t working. They started talking about girls, they woke up benzduck (who has a very busy day in the garden tomorrow!), and all hell broke loose.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

REPLY. fail.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

I own a super nintendo :P

and yeah tako next time I think my parent’s aren’t going to pay you in advance if all you do is flirt on the phone with your lady friend while we attempt to make dinner and go terrorize the old people

I can haz footbawl?

by axemen23 on Mar 25, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

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