Quack Fix: Lilley's 38 helps Ducks advance in WNIT, word on the street is QB job is Costa's to lose
Of the five events in four different sports Oregon took part in yesterday, the Ducks won all five. 5-for-5 ain't bad, eh? Here's your Morning Quack Fix:
- Behind Taylor Lilley's school single-game record 38 points, the Oregon women's basketball team advanced to the third round of the WNIT with a 93-67 win over New Mexico at Mac Court last night. The Ducks will host Cal on Thursday night.
- ESPN.com's Ted Miller has a series of notes on the Oregon football squad heading into next week's spring practices, including a link to this article from the R-G's Rob Moseley about all the program's uncertainty. And according to the Oregonian's Ken Goe, the word on the street is the QB job is Nate Costa's to lose.
- SportingNews writer Matt Hayes thinks former Oregon head coach and athletic director Mike Bellotti will end up back on the sidelines, and even goes as far to predict a possible landing at either Arizona State or Washington State. Come to think of it, with Bill Moos taking over in Pullman, that actually seems relatively logical. Hayes also thinks the Ducks are still the favorite to win the Pac-10 this fall.
- The red-hot Oregon baseball team won for the 12th time in 13 games last night, defeating Southern Utah 7-1 at PK Park. In addition to the win, Oregon sophomore southpaw Tyler Anderson was one of 49 pitchers named to the College Baseball Foundation's Pitcher of the Year award watch list.
- Will the playing style of Oregon's new head basketball coach be fast, smart or defensive-minded? According to the Oregonian's John Hunt, Pat Kilkenny and company are looking for a coach who employs all three. And, as we found out yesterday, it's clear they're willing to pay for it. My favorite quote from PK: "I heard somebody say that if Penn State is the IBM of college athletics, then Oregon is the Google." I've gotta admit: That kind of excites me.
- According to CBSSports.com writer Dennis Dodd, Larry Scott is exploring the possibility of a Pac-10 Championship game—in lieu of expansion. Despite specific NCAA guidelines requiring a conference to have at least 12 members to stage a title game, Scott claims it's a possibility.
- Former Oregon punter Josh Bidwell signed with the Washington Redskins just under three weeks after being released by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The one-time Pro Bowler, who missed all of last season with a hip injury, is entering his 11th NFL season.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.
GO DUCKS!
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Costa
Nate Costa will not be the starting QB this Fall. He will be a fine backup. For one I don’t believe he would stay healthy for an entire year. Just my opinion.
Webfoots
We won’t win the pac-10 with Costa at QB
by westspec on Mar 24, 2010 8:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If that were true, Chip Kelly wouldn't pick him to be our starter.
If it’s not true, then we have nothing to complain about.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Oregonians attempt a fun
should have read *at fun
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Looking forward to Oregonian going bankrupt
That “article” was just another Oregonian invitation for Nutria to post jokes at the Ducks expense (again), just like those weekly “What Uniform Should They Wear” bits. I cancelled my daily subscription to the O eight years ago, and the Sunday edition last year. Now it’s just a matter of time…..heh, heh, heh…
I don't think Mark Few will be coming
From Seth Davis:
It should surprise no one that Oregon is reportedly interested in Gonzaga’s Mark Few, who is from the state and an alum of the school. There was a report from a local media outlet in Spokane that Few was leaning towards taking the job, but I don’t believe he will. I spoke Tuesday night with someone who is close to Few, and he said he would be “shocked” if he left Gonzaga for Oregon or anyplace else. I’ve always felt that Few’s loyalty to his alma mater was overstated, and the sudden change of athletic directors at Oregon can’t help. Few really values his time with his family and he has a secure, happy lifestyle up in Spokane. If Few surprises everyone and takes the job Zags assistant Leon Rice will most likely succeed him at Gonzaga.
And he enjoys that lifestyle in part because PKx2
supplement the salary Gonzaga pays him.
doesn't even matter
we’re going to get a big time coach, if not Few than someone else. We just need one to bite. Nobody said we could do it for baseball, and we got one of the best. We will for basketball, too.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Mar 24, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The worst part about know our coach was going to be fired for the last two years
is that we have had the same who can we get conversations a hundred times. I just want the big hire to happen so we can stop guessing and start talking about how awesome it is.
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Mar 24, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
The funny part about that is that Oregon fans haven’t had to go thru the whole “who will be the big hire” in over 14 years (if you count Ernie as the big hire). We had a small taste of it with the basball program, but that’s small potatoes in comparison to basketball or football.
For a lot of fans this is really their first experience with a coaching search (me included). I’m really interested to see how the whole process unfolds.
Hire Ben Jacobson!
Addicted to Quack
excellent point
It is an exciting new experience for Oregon fans, maybe I should just stop and smell the roses. As long as the roses are not Few rumors…
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Mar 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite part of the article:
While the warrant was being served, a local man arrived and attempted to purchase marijuana from Jones. He was also arrested.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
what were we talking about anyways?
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Green is a nice color.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
does this bring the incident counter back down or is it only for football?
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
I wonder if she learned how to make E at her Catholic high school, or here in Eugene
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Also, I'm pretty sure this will ruin her plans to attend Law school after graduation
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Since Lacrosse is a scholarship sport… And dealing drugs is a really serious crime…
The arrest took place on March 16th, which sets the counter at…

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
So we’ve been living a lie these last 9 days, thinking everything was peaches and cream? What fools we are.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Just keep tellin yourself, baby, it's not livin a lie if you're not livin at all.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
We never really hit double digits.
I blame whoever jinxed us asking about a 3-digit counter. JERKS!
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 24, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to go back and unrec the last 9 days worth of counters?
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
I almost feel like I should setup guidelines of what “resets the incident counter”
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
Rule 1
If you lie to JShufelt about what happened with the incident counter, you’re facing a year-long suspension. Minimum.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at a student-athlete dinner last year and he's a nice guy
funny too. I would imagine he was a bit surprised and embarrassed by all the attention.
Bill Musgrave
was at the Ducks baseball game yesterday
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
That reminds me, I’m going to ASU @ Oregon game with my brothers on April 3rd (Saturday).
We might stop somewhere for some beers and food before or after the game.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"
Notice how they are stopping somewhere for Beer
Because someone might forget to bring some.
I Hate Your Ducks
by ConnorOSU on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
tBill Musgrave
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 24, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be silly, I'm Bill musgrave. See, it says it directly below.
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Flew out to Phoenix this morning
And was on the same plane as the New Mexico Players. They are HUGE!
I Hate Your Ducks
Oregon Cheerleader in the sweet sixteen
Vote for Katelynn in the north bracket. Too bad Amanda isn’t in it, and what is up with that picture of the ASU cheerleader doing the splits? That’s just not fair.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Why not?
Instead of having a coach that has been choked, why not have a coach that HAS choked people?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should hire PJ and Knight at the same time
It could lead to some fun choking moments
by Brian Floyd on Mar 24, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea why this wasn't rec'd.
I have hilarious cartoon like images going through my head now. Knight just slapping, choking, pushing PJ around the room. Lots of yelling:
“You are a terrible basketball coach!” “Get out of here!”
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
have you listened to him destroy Big 12 game broadcasts this year? i’m not even sure he knows anything about basketball anymore…i’d rather have Bobby Knight 2.0 – Frank Martin. at least he’s a jerk that can recruit.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
him and CK would have epic stare contests…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
meant Frank Martin.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Reporter: Chip, how was your first meeting with coach Carlisimo?
Chip: He’s buried behind the Mo Center equipment shed. Discipline will be handled internally.
Clownzano: Chip, my source’s dead grandmother’s uncle’s hairdresser told me tha…"
Chip: Shut up John. Your parents hate you. Go home.
I can haz footbawl?
that’s it. Rick Pitino is coming to Eugene. there. i said it. i have zero sources. tell the waitresses of Lane County to start dressing a little nicer.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Doesn't make sense
A legit reporter broke it, but Howland gave what seemed like a pretty flat denial
Worth noting in the quack fix you biased freaks :P
after winning another golf tournament yesterday, the Men’s golf team is now ranked #9 in the country for the first time ever. Viva Casey Martin!
I can haz footbawl?
I'm not a big golf fan
but if we’re going to have it, we might as well kick ass.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
And now Eric Reveno is interviewing with Boise State
The WCC is better than the WAC, and Portland is a better program than Boise State. Its gotta be money.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Interesting tweet by Samie Parker
when asked what he thought of Bellotti going to ESPN, he replied “Still trying to figure out why he’s not the head coach”
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
well Samie never knew CK so I wouldn't take any of that personally.
I can haz footbawl?
by axemen23 on Mar 24, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
because, damnit, axemen23 deserves one for this insight.
And, he didn’t name drop.
really?!
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
wouldn't you have to take the silver spoon out to do that?
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
I'm still trying to figure out exactly the nuances in that.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
at what point will CK have the power to threaten to ban newspapers totally?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
That would require paying attention to what axemen says, and if you’re anything like me, you stopped doing that a long time ago
Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack
Hahahahahahahahah.
HIGHLY recommended.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Few
So sorry to see Ernie go, as I was a student when he played for the K-Kids. Also, he is undisputedly the best-dressed coach in the Pac-!0, and that counts for something in the end. As a west coast basketball freak, I have to say that Mark Few is the only reasonable replacement for Ernie. I know that it will be a blow to the Bulldogs, but if Mark is offered enough $$, he is bound to realize that Eugene is a better place to live than Spokane, which is being taken over by the crypto-fascist movement bit by bit. BTW, where is Dan Monson coaching these days?
More appropriate:

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
by benzduck on Mar 24, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
can you imagine that in ‘Lightning Yellow’???? i was thinking that about someone else the other day that was wearing those school colored blazer jackets…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
plus he cusses out opposing players that happen to play for BYU so that’s a plus in my book…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Dammit axeman
that’s what they want. its their whole plan for world domination!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Does he EVER?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But failed to be, as most of your comments do.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer this Alford version,
because nothing screams 1980’s like hair parted sown the middle:

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been thinking about this Guido suit for two days now, and I know where Pitino got it.
Totally stolen from The Impact’s closet.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you didn't know that ATQ has its own personal wordle.

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
And you think people in TN are illiterate?!
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
....
TNQA, I’m going to need you to go ahead and fill this out.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Oh man, you're a trip
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Love you too!
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
hey benzduck I found something of yours
“think you dropped it on your way to the “pet shop”":http://cgi.ebay.com/1931-Oregon-v-St-Marys-Vintage-Ticket-Stub_W0QQitemZ250173372368QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Sports_Memorabilia?hash=item3a3f7eb7d0
I can haz footbawl?
I think it fell out of his grandson's pocket, who he was attending the game with.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to start doing an Oregon Ducks ebay post of the day
this is the basketball schedule for benzduck’s senior year at UofO
I can haz footbawl?
Jeez, that was brutal.
I mean having to play Idaho 4 times?
No wonder I was such a fucking grouch back then.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
He looks like the Grinch.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed so hard. This describes so many of our feelings so well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uejv2zz6bU&feature=popular
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I just loved how Twitter suddenly exploded into “Oh no my bracket is screwed!”
Right, because all those officemates/classmates/family members that you’re competing against picked Northern Iowa to win, and their brackets didn’t get hosed exactly as much as yours did.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave a high five to an old dude wearing a worn/torn northern iowa sweatshirt last night at the game.
I can haz footbawl?
Crows have hands?!?!
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The MSPaint Couture model
with apologies to Tako..
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Is it sad that a Tennessean is pointing out that you misspelled “friend”?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Deer TQA8,
Please refer to my previous billet-doux.
Your freind,
Benzduck
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
benzduck nobody but you remembers the louisiana purchase. Please stop using french
I can haz footbawl?
Holy hell, that was kind of amusing.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, that wasn't.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
TNQA8= a combination of
and

Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What I’m trying to convey is that I’m a combination of a great pitcher, great fielder, great hitter, and great baserunner
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You Mariners fans wouldn't know much about that, now would you?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
14 straight.
When was the last time the M’s won a World Series? Never, you say?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time you won a World Series?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Finishing over 500 is impossible.
Over .500? Last year.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't EVER liken me to a Philadelphia Phillie again.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Odd that you have no problem being compared to John Rocker, though..
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Fuck the 7 Train.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Them’s fightin’ words. Or fightin’, errr, <img> tags.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, very ironic tidbit.
James K. Polk, who was elected as president in 1844, signed the Treaty of 1846 with Great Britain which gave Oregon amongst other states to the US.
Where was Polk elected from?
Tennessee, bitches. Without my state, yours wouldn’t exist. Suck it.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
James K Polk?
Typical Tennessean, complete with mullet and everything. (assuming I remember correctly what he looks like)
And where was Polk born?
Three guesses. And two of them are not “Tennessee.”
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I know where he was born. I wasn’t born in Tennessee either.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell no. Atlanta.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Because my parents are from Ohio?
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve mentioned it before, asswad.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If there’s a reason CaDuck can’t remember that would have him guessing OH, it’s probably that TQA8 mentioned it. It’s not like we were discussing Ohio a lot last December, or anything.
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably. I now recall something you said about one of your parents going to Akron
It amazes me how late you stay up on school nights. Its not even 9:30 here and I am exhausted.
I don’t usually, I’m just not tired and still amped from my games earlier, although I’m about to head off.
Chip Kelly-Bustin' Out The Banhammer Since 2009
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What time do you have to wake up?
I have to be up at 7. I wish I had signed up for a free first period!
This thread is now the high school party line
With a guest appearance from dad (benzduck) telling them to get off the damn phone
I can’t believe all this talk about James K Polk without reference to the greatest James K Polk song of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGCuDDAPggw
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Agreed, hire They Might Be Giants!
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way,
Should we file a missing persons report or something for Tako? I mean, no Tako Tuesdays yesterday, and now he is gone today.
Its spring break
he’s probably spending time with his lady.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Tako Tuesdays > lady
Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)
by AllSaintsDay on Mar 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your new head coach..

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
What the fuck happened here today…
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Mar 24, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Daddy benzduck and Momma Musgrave went out for the evening and Babysitter Tako was busy talking on the phone while the kids (axemen, CaDuck, TQA) got into the liquor cabinets.
Hire Mark Few!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Mar 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well I’m not surprised. When I’m on the phone with axemilf23, I get “lost in conversation.”
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Funny, me and axemilf don't spend a lot of time talking when we're together.
I think I’ve already used that joke, but it’s too good to pass up again.
Limber up for another round, axemilf, let’s get to it!
My parents don't believe in Canzano either.
by Bill Musgrave on Mar 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The same shit that happens here EVERY day.
by JonathanPDX on Mar 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
AtQ needs spring break to end more than anything in the world
or internet at least
I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!
by trumpetduck on Mar 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for reading my mind
It’s like the high school kids had a sleepover but the Super Nintendo wasn’t working. They started talking about girls, they woke up benzduck (who has a very busy day in the garden tomorrow!), and all hell broke loose.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
hey now
I own a super nintendo :P
and yeah tako next time I think my parent’s aren’t going to pay you in advance if all you do is flirt on the phone with your lady friend while we attempt to make dinner and go terrorize the old people
I can haz footbawl?

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